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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by accidentally making my friends think

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Speaker 1: I needed chemo, and they shaved their heads and eyebrows

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Speaker 1: in solidarity.

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Speaker 2: Good friends, But also, OPI is probably a bad friend

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Speaker 2: for letting his friends shave their heads. Dude, like he

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Speaker 2: does have cancer?

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Speaker 1: Also, like, was there no memo sent out? Is there

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Speaker 1: no group chat?

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Speaker 2: Like? Uh yeah, well maybe they guess we're likely they

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Speaker 2: wanted to surprise him in solidarity and like, hey, we

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Speaker 2: shaved our heads. They're like, I don't have cancer. Bro.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, oh man, you know, I was

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Speaker 2: just on a diet.

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Speaker 1: Geez. All right, let's let's see what happens here. I

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Speaker 1: thought y'all might want to hear about a funny thing

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Speaker 1: that happened in my life recently. Yes we do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I, twenty female, was diagnosed with cancer. It's operable

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Speaker 1: stage zero breast cancer. I'm going to survive pretty much guaranteed. Hooray, great,

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Speaker 1: op great, great to hear, and I of course told

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Speaker 1: all my friends about this when I found out. Here

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Speaker 1: is where I ft out. See, I didn't really mention

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Speaker 1: that much about the treatment, since I told them over

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Speaker 1: a text in a group chat.

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Speaker 2: When I found out there's a group chat.

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Speaker 1: There is a group chat. When I found out it

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Speaker 1: wasn't super serious, I just told them, Hey, guess what,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die. My boobies won't kill me. That's funny.

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Speaker 2: That's the funniest way to say that, you the breast

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Speaker 2: cancer is okay, my boobies won't kill me.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes a little humor that the smile makes

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Speaker 1: makes the darkness feel better. What I didn't tell them

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Speaker 1: was I won't be needing chemo. I didn't really think

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Speaker 1: about treatment with them. Just the good news. That's totally fair.

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Speaker 1: Like you're just like, you have this great thing, and

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Speaker 1: you're like, you're not like, by.

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Speaker 2: The way, here's the great thing that you're described, you

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Speaker 2: have this great thing. It's cancer. Cancer.

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Speaker 1: The great news that she shared was the cancer is

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Speaker 1: not super serious. Okay, so that was the great I

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Speaker 1: think they already knew she had cancer and then it

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Speaker 1: wasn't super serious, so that was like good news.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: So like, if you have good news, you're not like, hey,

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Speaker 1: here's the great news, and then here's all the line items, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, yeah, yeah, here's the details.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, all of my friends are wonderful, wonderful souls doesn't

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Speaker 1: tell unfortunate who loved me very much and want to

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Speaker 1: support me, they're also stupid sometimes, Oh gosh, it happens,

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Speaker 1: very very stupid in fact, and their knowledge about my

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Speaker 1: cancer basically comes from movies or books or whatever. So

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Speaker 1: they just imagined a bald, hairless, boobless version of me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: A weekish later, they asked to FaceTime me lo and behold,

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Speaker 1: all five of them are bald.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. These are great friends, dude, for real.

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Speaker 1: Two of them even went so far as to shave

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Speaker 1: their eyebrows in solidarity so people won't stare at me. Dude,

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Speaker 1: salute to.

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Speaker 2: You, even the eyebrows. The eyebrows are like like, when

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Speaker 2: you don't have eyebrows, you look a little scarier.

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Speaker 1: Anyone listening google celebrities without teeth or eyebrows. You can

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Speaker 1: thank me later. It's insane. I was in shock and

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Speaker 1: then howling with laughter. And then I break the news

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Speaker 1: that I basically will not be neating chemo, and even

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Speaker 1: if I did, I would not look like that for

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Speaker 1: a while, and after laughing, I started crying because it

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Speaker 1: made me realize how far my friends are willing to go.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: This is so wholesome.

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Speaker 1: This is so wholesome. We laughed about it for a while.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit funny seeing everyone's eyebrows go back in,

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Speaker 1: but overall it was really really heartwarming and funny to

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Speaker 1: be around and then be like, guess which of us

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Speaker 1: has cancer? That was literally sure wrote haha.

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Speaker 2: It's hilarious. I love that drinking game.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, wow that was that's that's that's a

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Speaker 1: great one.

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Speaker 2: I love. I love a good wholesome red Read story.

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Speaker 1: It's always great for them with the wholesome ending.