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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: nobody even knows who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. What's your dirty little secret? I'm

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Speaker 1: a little bit nervous. Um, well, uh, okay, my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is I I've never liked my mother in law. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people that secret. But she

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Speaker 1: was an awful, awful, terrible person. Yeah. Well, um, and

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Speaker 1: I think my husband even feels the same way. But

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Speaker 1: but we we have her m ashes on the mantel

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Speaker 1: oh our house, and I don't know, I just haven't

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Speaker 1: been able to forgive her for a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 1: So I took I mean not all of them, but

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Speaker 1: I took a little bit of her ashes and you know,

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Speaker 1: angrily flushed them down the toilet. Oh wow, what questions? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of questions because you know that you did that. No,

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Speaker 1: you know, are you not like do you not believe

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Speaker 1: in karma? Like? How did you even take him out

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Speaker 1: of the Okay, I have just a pinch, like are

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Speaker 1: you grabbing salt. I mean, did you use did you

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Speaker 1: gloves or like did you you know, like a yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a spoon. I don't know a little bit. I

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Speaker 1: was I was feeling really angry at the time. I

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Speaker 1: just grabbed a little bit and I was kind of like,

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Speaker 1: ask you and then I just flushed in the toilet

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Speaker 1: and I felt amazing after. Wow, I think it's okay,

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Speaker 1: especially you know, it's just because she passed away, doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean she, you know, was a great person, right, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll never open that thing up. No, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: know if she was a terrible person, okay, Well, you

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Speaker 1: were thinking about it so much where you looked at

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Speaker 1: her ashes and you're like, you know what, No, I gotta,

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Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta have the last word here or

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Speaker 1: whatever some of her ashes down the toilet. I mean

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Speaker 1: it was just a little bit. But yeah, are you

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Speaker 1: going to take that one to the grave? Yes? Yea,

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Speaker 1: A rim shop for that. You should take that secret

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Speaker 1: to the grave or to the toilet. Oh right, and

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Speaker 1: then now you have to have a jokematory. Oh wait

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Speaker 1: it m cremated. Don't worry, the jokes ruined. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: By the way, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. No problem. Honestly, I don't know if i'd

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Speaker 1: care if whatever anybody did with my ashes or my

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Speaker 1: body if I was buried, you wouldn't. I would think.

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Speaker 1: I think it would be funny if somebody flushed me

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Speaker 1: down the toilet. I do. I think I would, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I mean I wouldn't be alive. I want your

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Speaker 1: ashes to be, not really where I want them, but

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, Wow, they hated me. That's a la

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Speaker 1: arius that they hated me that much. It really went.

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Speaker 1: Would you guys care if somebody flushed your ashes down

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Speaker 1: the toilet? I mean the ultimate? No, because I'm dead. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't care. Yeah, no, maybe? Or did you like

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Speaker 1: a there was somebody was a snoop Dog that smoked

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Speaker 1: somebody's ashes, Oh that would be done? Yeah? What thing

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Speaker 1: it was? That would be awesome? Smoking somebody's ashes? You

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Speaker 1: tell me how that tastes. It might not have been him,

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Speaker 1: but let me check. Okay, so I guess it wasn't

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Speaker 1: Snoop Dog. Oh but okay, two box homies, the Outlaws.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know who they are anyway, wrap,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, I guess they smoked his ashes okay after

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Speaker 1: he passed. Oh, that's like a nice group of friends.

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Speaker 1: That is bizarre. You guys, would would you? You wouldn't

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Speaker 1: smoke my ashes if I passed. No, I'd smoke your ashes.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice thing to say the first time text

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Speaker 1: in four one or six one? Would you smoke someone's

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Speaker 1: ashes after they passed or would you be offended if

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Speaker 1: somebody smoked your onto me and