Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, Maska is Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Speaker 1: I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to Masaka Podcast. What then are you wearing?
Speaker 1: Is that? Dai? Yeah? My god? You give this to
Speaker 1: me and I don't even know what it's called? Is that?
Speaker 1: That's what they call in America and back home, we
Speaker 1: have a bunch of different names for them. You know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of tightened right now. It looks like a
Speaker 1: fucking yeah. I can't breathe. It's hard for me to breathe.
Speaker 1: If you die tonight, that I feel be the prime
Speaker 1: suspect for chucking your death. Motherfucker. Where did you get this?
Speaker 1: My billy button is coming out, buttons are coming out?
Speaker 1: Is that you get a large? This medium? Extra medium?
Speaker 1: Did you buy this in a like a baby African
Speaker 1: store and ghana? Because I don't know where you would
Speaker 1: buy me something this morning? Well when you when I
Speaker 1: bought it, you were skinny, motherfucker. Okay, you wore you
Speaker 1: took too long to wear it. I wore this ship
Speaker 1: six months ago. We've been in quarantine for a year
Speaker 1: and a half Michael Blacks and what do you expect again,
Speaker 1: like a hundred and thy five pounds. That's only in
Speaker 1: my head. I said, tight as I've never seen a
Speaker 1: tight dahki. Don't wash it, motherfucker, because you can't mean
Speaker 1: you cannot put that African clothes put them in the machine,
Speaker 1: but they gonna do hanging in the sun. You have
Speaker 1: to beat it hand washing, beat it on a rock
Speaker 1: or something. Other wife, you watch, the machine is gonna
Speaker 1: shrink and it's gonna be smaller. It's gonna turn into
Speaker 1: a tank top. You're gonna look like a man with
Speaker 1: a full stomach and a half shirt. Have shirt and
Speaker 1: full stomach. I don't even have muscles, and they looked
Speaker 1: like like baby rock. Yeah yeah, I haven't worked out
Speaker 1: since you have muscles and stomach you like like you
Speaker 1: go to the gym just to pick somebody up. Motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you don't even work out. I'm gonna go see your
Speaker 1: friend doctor Miami. Tell me about Dr Miami. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: Dr Miami does as and titty's stomachs, you know, make
Speaker 1: women look good. We have to talk about your outret first.
Speaker 1: It's very beautiful outfreit. You know what I look like
Speaker 1: gold everywhere. You know. I put my blaze on, let
Speaker 1: my chest out because I have a few female guests
Speaker 1: and I was trying to show up my chest. I
Speaker 1: see you, Michael Blackton, you have more gold and goddamn
Speaker 1: California gold. Let's Mr T motherfuck. Yeah, yeah, you have
Speaker 1: more gold than Mr T with the jacket. The jacket made.
Speaker 1: I forgot his name, but I know this shoe is
Speaker 1: do Chick Cabana. Yeah, that's hands are Roberto Valley, Robertical Valley?
Speaker 1: Are they still open the online now? They could? I
Speaker 1: guess Corona shut everybody off, man, You know, so a
Speaker 1: lot of people went out of business, man, they just
Speaker 1: all online. Was at least the stores in Los Angeles area,
Speaker 1: like Robertica Valley is not no longer. Giseppe itself is
Speaker 1: not even no. You gotta buy them online. So yeah,
Speaker 1: you love that story. I don't know. Yeah, I like.
Speaker 1: I don't like the online shop, man. I like I
Speaker 1: like to look at what the funk I'm wearing because
Speaker 1: you buy always come out looking If you buy peach
Speaker 1: and come out looking orange, you buy pink and come
Speaker 1: out looking tope. You buy blue, it looks like purple
Speaker 1: when it. Guess it's never looked the fucking same. Have
Speaker 1: you order anything a lot like a woman or something ever,
Speaker 1: Like buy a bitch online and then she can't you like,
Speaker 1: I order a Chinese bitch and I get a type bit. No, mothersucker,
Speaker 1: I haven't ordered any girls online yet, but you did.
Speaker 1: You're in a bunch of Roberto Cavalli and that was
Speaker 1: lucky enough to be here that day, and you gave
Speaker 1: me like a shoe, another shoe and some other shirts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I didn't it didn't look the way I expected
Speaker 1: him to look. Yeah, you're pretty much a guy that
Speaker 1: wears everything that said to me for free. I wear everything.
Speaker 1: I think you gave me, like one clothing. I have more.
Speaker 1: I had to get rid of some. But we're not
Speaker 1: talking about Dr Miami today. Today we're not on into
Speaker 1: ads and titties. Were into something more important. What's that hygiene?
Speaker 1: Your teeth? Your hygiene? Yes, man, don't you think I
Speaker 1: think that's like? And we won't let him the biggest
Speaker 1: turn on in the world, right, Brad, your brat, your mouth,
Speaker 1: your how your teeth look? You know women judge you
Speaker 1: by your fucking teeth. Yeah, you're right. We should get
Speaker 1: a dental implants today. I need some pearly white teeth,
Speaker 1: just like Steve Harvey. Let me see your teeth wanteth
Speaker 1: like Steve Harvey. Your bottom, your top is white, the
Speaker 1: bottom is but the fu you just brought to the
Speaker 1: top of your teeth. Yeah, the problem is, uh, I
Speaker 1: drink some coffee. Sometimes you just drink on on your
Speaker 1: bottom teeth. Alright, let's talk. We're gonna I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: the guy that's gonna help you. Give a good brotherly
Speaker 1: good welcome, big welcome to Travor Thomas. Dr Travor Thomas,
Speaker 1: Trevor Thomas. They ain't no regular this guy is. He's black,
Speaker 1: a black doctor. There's on these six black doctors in
Speaker 1: within the next three Yeah, I know, I know three.
Speaker 1: I know three. I know three doctor blocks dr obeying.
Speaker 1: The guy that fixes that ladies, super glue hair, gorilla
Speaker 1: glue hair. And now him, what's your name, sir? Dr
Speaker 1: Traviman R R. T. Try. He's a cosmetic and implant
Speaker 1: dentist stry Holy crap. He has an office in Corona Hills,
Speaker 1: Mardin industry. Been doing this for five years. He went
Speaker 1: to Howard University Howard University. Howard University had Howard University? Howard? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I ever heard of Howard? Where is it to Harvard?
Speaker 1: You know? The funk is not it's next to each other.
Speaker 1: It's like ABC's mother. Howard is in DC. Man, it's
Speaker 1: like the number one black college, Puffy who I went
Speaker 1: to Howard? Anybody that made it in life really went
Speaker 1: to Hotward. So you definitely didn't. You went to Divide,
Speaker 1: didn't you know? I went to La Valley College for
Speaker 1: two days. I have a baby, had to go to
Speaker 1: work and they get three jobs. May welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Do you want to shake my hands? He wants to
Speaker 1: shake your hands. Maybe you will transfer the all the
Speaker 1: boobies you touched through these are my moneymakers? Want to
Speaker 1: sunk up his hand? He used their hands to do. Man,
Speaker 1: let's talk about teeth. Let's do it. Uh, that's your specialty.
Speaker 1: I mean, explain what what the hell is um implant?
Speaker 1: Like what I don't you know? I just thought, you know,
Speaker 1: growing as a kid, I just push, just brush your
Speaker 1: teeth and you should be okay. But it's a lot
Speaker 1: more to teeth than There's a whole lot more and
Speaker 1: unfortunately a lot of people have that misconception, so they
Speaker 1: lose their teeth when they get older. So in a nutshello, am,
Speaker 1: planet is like a titanium screw. It's no different on
Speaker 1: me taking a home depot, screwing, putting it in the wall.
Speaker 1: I'm screwing in your head. So that's a titanium screw
Speaker 1: that we place in there. We let it integrate for
Speaker 1: a few months, and we screw tooth, don't it, and
Speaker 1: you're good to go, just like your normal tooth for real,
Speaker 1: for real. So it's like got uh like I've seen
Speaker 1: it on YouTube, Like just like putting on a frame
Speaker 1: in your house, like putting this mirror in your house,
Speaker 1: so you regardless what condition the tooth is in, so
Speaker 1: the tooth is gone at the point you're getting an
Speaker 1: implant the tooth, the tooth is out of there. You
Speaker 1: tooking out. We're taking a tooth out. Yeah, let's beyond
Speaker 1: savable at that point. So just like the surgeons put
Speaker 1: like implants, you put up brand new tooth in my mouth,
Speaker 1: I put a brand new tooth in it. Take the
Speaker 1: old ones out. Yea half of the girls on Terking
Speaker 1: Thursday have implants in there, how you know, sir? See
Speaker 1: he knows all. They come to me on Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so after they get all the Mike's cash apps, they
Speaker 1: come to me and they can afford the implants at
Speaker 1: that point, no credit necessary none. Wow. So you've been
Speaker 1: doing this five years? Has it been anybody? You say?
Speaker 1: You know what your mom's fucked up? I cannot help you.
Speaker 1: You need Jesus Alloji, Mohammed Christ, every need everybody to
Speaker 1: save you. Have you had that? Have you had any
Speaker 1: funked up really bad? Have you never helped anybody? Honestly? No,
Speaker 1: man's I've done it so much. I can damn near
Speaker 1: fix anything even when there's nothing there. This guy fix everything.
Speaker 1: So when it's nothing here, you could create something. I
Speaker 1: create something. Man create something? And is it in its permanent?
Speaker 1: It's permanent, it's permanent. Wow, that's that's so Michael Blackson.
Speaker 1: You know his money maker is his teeth. You know
Speaker 1: a little gap on it. Uh. He mentioned to me
Speaker 1: before one of these days he might change his teeth
Speaker 1: into like you know, not like Steve Harvey is too big,
Speaker 1: like uh, what kind of thing you like? Like? Puff daddy?
Speaker 1: Probably the like suing like little fucking like he like
Speaker 1: a mouse. I need I need bigger teeth like Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Bige. No, no, no, I mean I said one day,
Speaker 1: you know what when I make enough money, because I
Speaker 1: make more money right now, I'm being on cute like you.
Speaker 1: Don't underestimate your beauty. Michael Blackson, you already African king
Speaker 1: of a comedy. The girls love you? Did you love me?
Speaker 1: And in Africa has to sign a royalty man. I said,
Speaker 1: you keep the gap, keep the gap, the gap. Maybe
Speaker 1: do on diamond like a little oozy or something that
Speaker 1: put the diamond in between my gap instead of my head.
Speaker 1: I can do it, Mike, He said, you can do it.
Speaker 1: Can you put blood diamonds there? Ladies go, we get
Speaker 1: something to drink please, I have a whole you're trying
Speaker 1: to get your teeth faste. Give us some drinks please,
Speaker 1: Blacks and angels free whitening on me for everybody? And
Speaker 1: can you like this African doctor already kick? Can you
Speaker 1: have Nadia bring me some? Bring us some? What do
Speaker 1: you want to drink your dentist shot? No, you're freaking
Speaker 1: alcoholic being a dentist right, uh huh. I was told
Speaker 1: that don't drink colorful drinks and it stains your teeth correct.
Speaker 1: So what the funk that mean? We shouldn't drink like handy,
Speaker 1: don't drink like nothing, you know, so you do it
Speaker 1: in moderation. So this is my thing. As long as
Speaker 1: you're senior dentist Ragle every three to three to six months,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's right. So if you do mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: you do too much of anything, it's bad for you.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll give you too much water you're dry,
Speaker 1: But just come come to us on the normal and
Speaker 1: worst case scenario. I whiten you up white and everything,
Speaker 1: Michael white and everything I can even white, and Michael, Mike, Michael,
Speaker 1: you can make me white white like Michael Jackson. I
Speaker 1: called my friend Michael you mentioned earlier for that shout
Speaker 1: out to dr Oban. I don't Michael Oban, Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: white little sucking credit score goes up and then it stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, letting me any places and just I'd like
Speaker 1: to have proved me for loan where I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to go through the struggles Man College for
Speaker 1: cops that will stop shooting me. I want to get
Speaker 1: shot at least once. Oh my god, you know he's
Speaker 1: a dentist. Damn man. I feel like I'm at the club.
Speaker 1: Thank you so hard. These are the blacks and angels.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet your blacks and angels. Can you smile
Speaker 1: for the dentist? I what what do you? What do
Speaker 1: you recommend it? What do I recommend? My got it? O?
Speaker 1: Teeth is already done. That canus is already beautiful, Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch it. That's natural. That's natural
Speaker 1: as all hers. I can tell. Did you get something done?
Speaker 1: They look really nice? You have all your fucking molus
Speaker 1: and premolus, sevent your teeth jeans come from mom. How's
Speaker 1: your mom's teeth look? It looks like a lot of kid.
Speaker 1: There you go, Mike. She likes to go to the
Speaker 1: KNDI shop so to keep Thanks, thanks, ladies, Thank you goodness.
Speaker 1: That was a liar, Mike. He's going to be broke.
Speaker 1: He's always complimenting the real teeth. He's real. It's real good.
Speaker 1: I know what to touch and what not to touch.
Speaker 1: This guy is smart. When I grew up, I want
Speaker 1: to be like because I like to touch everything. Now.
Speaker 1: But um, back to teeth, all right? I mean what
Speaker 1: a what causes bad bread? Bacteria? Bacteria in your mouth?
Speaker 1: So flossing, I will argue is more important and brushing.
Speaker 1: You got to do both. But what happens a lot
Speaker 1: of bacteria is trapped beneath the gums. As that bacteria
Speaker 1: is trapped beneath the gum, that starts to eat it
Speaker 1: at the gump tissues as ginger vitus by definition, as
Speaker 1: it eats away at the gump tissues, the gump tissues
Speaker 1: getting in flame. Once they're in flame, that allows more
Speaker 1: bacteria to get in there. So it's like a cyclical nature.
Speaker 1: So bigger gums, more bacteria, more space, more bacteria, and
Speaker 1: just keeps cycling. Um. So that's the biggest thing is
Speaker 1: the bacteria in the mouth. Um. You actually be pretty
Speaker 1: surprised how important to bacteria the mouth is not only
Speaker 1: bad breath, but how blood pressure, diabetes, heart attack, stroke,
Speaker 1: and the biggest one we just finished on research on
Speaker 1: your rectile dysfunction. Repeat that again. It causes badrick. You
Speaker 1: know why you're you're two inches and never turned into
Speaker 1: three if you don't floss. Really, goddamn it, Michael Blacks
Speaker 1: didn't have any flows. It wrecked out the function. That's
Speaker 1: absolutely right, because when whenever, I bet, when if you
Speaker 1: ever want a girl a bad breath, your dignam gets hot.
Speaker 1: It's a smart one, isn't that right? There you go,
Speaker 1: we need to go to Howard University. It's such a turnoff.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure ladies are probably a woman pussy will
Speaker 1: get wet when the guy has a bad breath. So
Speaker 1: how can we keep our breath fresh and not smelling?
Speaker 1: And all of that? Great question? Brush floss, brush floss,
Speaker 1: and don't eat so much ass on the weekend. I'll
Speaker 1: say every other weekend. But guilty, Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 1: tell you you want you want the honest answer, Make
Speaker 1: sure university, not I graduated with Dr Love, not Howard
Speaker 1: University online. Make sure university. But in all serious standard
Speaker 1: brush and flossing. Does it mean time? So we actually
Speaker 1: commend three times a day or after every meal, three times,
Speaker 1: three times a day two to three months. Mike eats
Speaker 1: times a day. That's my fucking run. Look at what
Speaker 1: I'm doing, Michael, And you didn't give me. But I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even watch that. How do you know I eat
Speaker 1: as every weekend? Chinese best friend? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just I could see it in your face your asked either,
Speaker 1: I mean it as a very long time, at least
Speaker 1: for Valentine's days. Every time you mentioned him eating' as
Speaker 1: you smile a lot. My dentist, I pay attention to mouse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I drank too much tequila makes watch me all
Speaker 1: the time for no reason. Um. So basically a basic
Speaker 1: flaws in and brushing and you keep that's that's the
Speaker 1: most important thing. That's the most important thing. Um. And
Speaker 1: then like I said, Senor Dennis, every three to six months,
Speaker 1: I actually, um, even though I do a lot of
Speaker 1: four mouth three my best patients, and when I can
Speaker 1: go in check and just clean you and keep it
Speaker 1: moving so you don't think what you eat, like what
Speaker 1: goes in your stomach come through your breadth as well.
Speaker 1: That's actually that's very true. But it's um. It goes
Speaker 1: back to when we're talking about the gum and bone.
Speaker 1: That's actually most important, not what goes in your stomach,
Speaker 1: but what gets trapped in between the gum and bone.
Speaker 1: That's that's what's most important. You know, everybody says the
Speaker 1: mouth is the gateway through the body, But the major
Speaker 1: nerves that run in the mouth, you know, they shoot
Speaker 1: up behind your ear, they go to your brain. They're
Speaker 1: going down to the rest of your body, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. Most of your systemic conditions are due
Speaker 1: to inflammation. Most of the inflammation you find in your
Speaker 1: body is directly related to the bacteria in the mouth. Wow.
Speaker 1: So I can pick out almost every major disease in
Speaker 1: my patients, correct their oil hygiene, and wash their conditions,
Speaker 1: improve in their body, things that their medical doctors have
Speaker 1: missed for years. Wow. Interesting, man, that's absolutely right. So
Speaker 1: that's right, ladies and gentlemen, flaws brush, see your dentist
Speaker 1: at least three to six at least every three to
Speaker 1: six six a month, and get your fucking teeth clean
Speaker 1: on the regular. And then you know, and if your
Speaker 1: teeks fucked up, you can get brand new to your
Speaker 1: whole new mouth, get a whole new mouth, all new,
Speaker 1: like all thirty two teeth, or there's no point for
Speaker 1: you going all thirty two. But we can do all
Speaker 1: thirty two. You just just uh, it's like you know,
Speaker 1: putting a rat on a use car, right, for thirty
Speaker 1: two includes to wisdoms. That's what I'm saying. You don't
Speaker 1: need the wisdom teeth, but we can get you all
Speaker 1: twenty eight. So okay, but how many teeth I thought
Speaker 1: I had thirty two. So the back ford doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You're saying, yeah, the wisdoms don't matter. Wisdoms doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You have wisdom teeth because I got all of it
Speaker 1: all my teeth here. I used to flow us up before.
Speaker 1: Now I'll start again after I meet your friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get CV yesterday, Mike, get me some flows. It's a
Speaker 1: fishing when I suck out my Patreon pages. Now live
Speaker 1: my weekly titty Tuesday and Thursdays, moving exclusively with the Patreon,
Speaker 1: where they would no longer be sensor about the social
Speaker 1: media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus
Speaker 1: show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother
Speaker 1: saw cuts? You should Yeah, I got somebody you know.
Speaker 1: I don't flush, but I try to flush, like before
Speaker 1: I go to sleep. That way, the food doesn't spend
Speaker 1: the night in my fucking teeth. At least do that,
Speaker 1: I think before you go to bad. At least don't
Speaker 1: let that food go to bad in your mouth, just
Speaker 1: like a site beat. We don't know. I had a
Speaker 1: really bad bad breath experience. I'm not sure if I
Speaker 1: shared on any of my shows before, Like I never knew,
Speaker 1: like sometimes we don't know. We had bad brad, you know.
Speaker 1: And I remember like when I came here from the stage,
Speaker 1: like you know, back home, when you know things have changed. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm as kids, get the teeth clean. I'm
Speaker 1: not showing the regular but you know, back home and
Speaker 1: being raised in a village slash town, you know, our
Speaker 1: biggest concern is finding fucking food. What're you about the dentist?
Speaker 1: You know? So I actually saw Mark came to state.
Speaker 1: I just brushed my teeth. I thought everything was okay,
Speaker 1: and I just you know, I never really got my
Speaker 1: teeth claim I just brushed, and I'm one time I
Speaker 1: think I pissed a girl off and she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: you can go get your teeth clean. Your breaststeaks, you know.
Speaker 1: And then so I went to the dentist. You know,
Speaker 1: I said this bitch to my breath, stink dentist. Right,
Speaker 1: He's so she's either a hater or she's just and
Speaker 1: I'm so glad, I senior breath. Well not because I've
Speaker 1: been taking care of my teeth since then. So I
Speaker 1: went to the dentists and mind you and probably in
Speaker 1: my mid twenties, i've yeah, I've never really went out
Speaker 1: a teeth clean. I probably got it like little things
Speaker 1: dumb once or twice. And I got a third teeth
Speaker 1: clean costing me like six hundreds something dollars. I didn't
Speaker 1: have a showing money. And she showed me a picture,
Speaker 1: a picture before and after, and I'm like, my god,
Speaker 1: that's why my breath was smelling, you know. And since
Speaker 1: then I got to dentists every three or six months
Speaker 1: get my teeth done. And I'm so glad that I
Speaker 1: pisted her off. And she finally told me that I
Speaker 1: had an issue because I didn't think. You know, we
Speaker 1: never you could not. People always do to try to
Speaker 1: smell that breath. You could never smell your breath. It
Speaker 1: takes another person to tell you. And most of your
Speaker 1: friends are not going to try to hurt your fad.
Speaker 1: So it's hurt fault for you to have three or
Speaker 1: four children because all the girls want to sleep with
Speaker 1: you because you're breast smell is so good. Right, Thanks,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, man, Thanks for that. But now now
Speaker 1: I make sure like our flowers and I do everything
Speaker 1: because it's important. You know, I don't get a cute.
Speaker 1: You are beautiful woman is breastmell like trash truck juice.
Speaker 1: You know, no matter what whatever she's saying, all your
Speaker 1: mouth is full of ship. To me, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: Some of the most beautiful women come in and their
Speaker 1: teeth throwing up. Gang signs man and he will get
Speaker 1: your brand new teeth. Man. So how can it reach
Speaker 1: you so to get some new teeth if this ship
Speaker 1: is fucked up? Easiest way the cashman is on I
Speaker 1: G Instagram? What is tell me? DM? Dr Traff Thomas,
Speaker 1: Dr dot t R E V T H O M
Speaker 1: A s okay. So Dr Traff Thomas, reach out to me,
Speaker 1: reach out to doc man. He will take care you
Speaker 1: get your brand new teeth. Flying. If you're an l
Speaker 1: A or unit area, just sometime you gotta get on
Speaker 1: the plane and get that perfect treatment. If you come,
Speaker 1: you fly out to allegator teeth done. I'll let you stay.
Speaker 1: My guests from six of my patients fly in. So
Speaker 1: we gotta cover. We gotta cover. All right, good, what's
Speaker 1: all about smiling and laughing. Let's bring my next guest
Speaker 1: to the show. Uh, I mean comedians, we open our
Speaker 1: mouth for a lot, we speak a lot, and my
Speaker 1: next guest is uh knowing this guy? For? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would least the first time we did a show
Speaker 1: together was I remember, I just built my house in Delaware,
Speaker 1: and I built that house in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: It was probably around two thousand and eight. We're talking
Speaker 1: about thirteen years ago was when we actually worked together.
Speaker 1: But you know, um and I probably know him maybe
Speaker 1: a year prior to that very funny comedian. He got
Speaker 1: a special coming on very soon on Netflix Africa. Give
Speaker 1: a big hand for shady Brown lads and gentle my nigga.
Speaker 1: What's out Boston? Welcome man, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. I
Speaker 1: had no idea there was Netflix Africa. Michael Block, yes, yes, man,
Speaker 1: Come on man, come on content. What do you think
Speaker 1: about Africa? Like Africa? Mike goes, there a lot. You
Speaker 1: think we see hanging trees or something exactly? Man like Africa.
Speaker 1: I hear there's lions everywhere walking around. You could be
Speaker 1: eating lunch. What do you want to drink? Um? I
Speaker 1: was just at water for now. All right, ladies, can
Speaker 1: you get about the water please? That means to kill him?
Speaker 1: Keep bringing them, thank you, thank you, hey, keep doing
Speaker 1: for give my champagne and I'm too dark to drink dark.
Speaker 1: Give me that champagne please because it might Is that
Speaker 1: how you stay dark? Drinking darkly? Now I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: come and I go up outside and I get a
Speaker 1: tame yeah, because I mean it's winter time. Your color
Speaker 1: is really good. Yeah. A lot of people pay a
Speaker 1: lot of money for that color. Like Donald Trump, he
Speaker 1: turned on it was good man. I'm fabulous and fabulous,
Speaker 1: very expecting from Nigeria. Man, how's Nigeria? Uh, you know
Speaker 1: a lot of crazy things, you know, still going on
Speaker 1: yet they're walking on it. They're walking on it. But
Speaker 1: what's the cool though? You know? The color is the
Speaker 1: happiest people on earth definitely, because you know, in spite
Speaker 1: of everything, was to find something to make us happy,
Speaker 1: you know, And that's what it makes a unique. Generally,
Speaker 1: Africans are always happy. Yeah, I've never seen Mike even happy.
Speaker 1: If you got no no, you can make Michael Sacks
Speaker 1: still his money, He's gonna you wanna piss me off.
Speaker 1: It's still from me. But most of the time we're
Speaker 1: happy because God gave us this thing called big ass dick.
Speaker 1: An average village man has Africa twelve inches considered smart listen,
Speaker 1: I have one leg. This is my one. Is Dick
Speaker 1: my leg? I lost my leg. I'm sure he has
Speaker 1: one leg. It's the village's you know. But when last
Speaker 1: time were you home? Seventeen? But I'm going next month.
Speaker 1: It's been a while, it's been three years and three
Speaker 1: years not bad. A lot of people coming and they
Speaker 1: forget about home, you know. I mean, of course I've
Speaker 1: been going down the regular because I'm building a school.
Speaker 1: You know, that's to give back. Did you ever find
Speaker 1: out did you ever name your school? Michael Blocks, you
Speaker 1: talk about it a lot. No. Yeah, it's not about me.
Speaker 1: It's about going on like man with comedy. So you
Speaker 1: know your comedy comedies especially is coming on very soon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this next month for real. It's schooling to be all
Speaker 1: over Africa. Okay, so it could only be seeing in
Speaker 1: Africa for now, and then after a month they're gonna
Speaker 1: upgrade it to global so we'll be able to see
Speaker 1: not bad man coming up. It's been working on it
Speaker 1: for a while. And let me tell you, Michael was
Speaker 1: one of my biggest inspiration when I came to the Sting. Wow,
Speaker 1: Michael Blox. Yeah, And I'll tell you what we matt
Speaker 1: uh I was hosting Africa Laps. It was showing the
Speaker 1: Africa Channel now fresh from Nigeria. My style of comedy
Speaker 1: was like, you know, tell a story, go to punchline.
Speaker 1: Michael came and made me feel like I wasn't the
Speaker 1: wrong profession. He cut it out. Now, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: need to leave what I'm doing now, man, this is
Speaker 1: not coming did but I need to. I have to
Speaker 1: go on the study. Michael right like what he had
Speaker 1: everybody crying and rolling. I'm like, okay, alright, uh, this
Speaker 1: is the company I'm doing. I need to get back. No, no,
Speaker 1: you see with him, he you know, he taught a
Speaker 1: story with a great punchline. You know, probably because your
Speaker 1: audience at that time was you know, who did you
Speaker 1: work like? Did your shows around mostly Africans? Mostly Africans?
Speaker 1: See with me. I started my comedy with hard chilthood
Speaker 1: black people. Then motherfucker's have no patience. You ain't got
Speaker 1: Tony had no fucking story. So I learned to make
Speaker 1: my jokes, punchline, punch my ships like bam bam, bam, bam,
Speaker 1: bam bam bam, you know, And that's just how I
Speaker 1: I how I grew up because some stand up comic
Speaker 1: because my orders was tougher than probably his orders a
Speaker 1: few times, and those people peeping on their banks laugh,
Speaker 1: I would give you thirty jokes in ten minutes, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. That's how and because that's how
Speaker 1: I started with the kind of orders I had, you know,
Speaker 1: and that's why I think me, That's why I think
Speaker 1: a lot of time. You know, comics that starts coming
Speaker 1: from rough cities, and you know you have no chance
Speaker 1: but to be a great comic. You know, Guys from
Speaker 1: New York, got from Chicago, Guys from like Detroit and
Speaker 1: in Philly and like d C. You know, those cities
Speaker 1: are so rough that you get on stage, you gotta
Speaker 1: bring them jokes right away and you gotta keep it
Speaker 1: going right. So you know, we know, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the um it's support. I appreciate the love,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm glad I opened up doors, you know,
Speaker 1: for people, for like a whole bunch of income in
Speaker 1: Africa comics, you know, and you know, let's not forget
Speaker 1: the Afro Week and you're the one that boost up
Speaker 1: the Afro weet song. Yes man, I definitely. You know,
Speaker 1: love my continent, everything my Africa, man, when I mean
Speaker 1: just touched me. And I try to like bring introduce
Speaker 1: Africa to America, you know. And I started playing a
Speaker 1: lot of afric beat music and got Blackpool hooked on it.
Speaker 1: And then that's how they started getting to know the
Speaker 1: vido and get into this kid and did Joanna did Joanna?
Speaker 1: You you actually promoted our song so well that everybody
Speaker 1: got to know Michael Blecks and you made all these
Speaker 1: African uh Africa singers platinum. It's all good man, It's
Speaker 1: just it's all about just you know, getting my continent heard.
Speaker 1: That's all. Yeah. I love Africa, anything about my continent
Speaker 1: just yeah. Now that there's always rivalry, especially when we
Speaker 1: play soccer and Nigerian Ganna always at each other's throat
Speaker 1: where we play against the African couple of nations. Now
Speaker 1: you're at Ghana, Cameround, Code Devoir, South Africa like the
Speaker 1: African giants. So when we're playing against those times, oh man, yeah,
Speaker 1: Michael Cassie, we still have beet. Nigeria and Ghana has
Speaker 1: this love beef. It makes the best your love rice
Speaker 1: really Ganana say the big bestjeove Frice. But we know
Speaker 1: nigeras to make the best jealove Rice, you know, and
Speaker 1: hear about that before, right, We think gonna make the
Speaker 1: best your love and believe in that. You know. I
Speaker 1: spent most of my African life in Liberria and I
Speaker 1: think like Bery, your love is good as ship too.
Speaker 1: So it's just the beef continuous. Man. We had figured
Speaker 1: out time. If you want to see us united at
Speaker 1: the World Up, if there's one African nation left, oh yes,
Speaker 1: we all come together to be behind that African nation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think Ghana was the last night,
Speaker 1: oh so close when we lost the Ugo. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: forget that for five man good, I'm so I'm still
Speaker 1: upset about that they were the last. We all riding around.
Speaker 1: We want to Ganna to go. We definitely support each other. Man.
Speaker 1: One thing about Nigerian artists, Nigerian definitely support each other
Speaker 1: so much. And when the thing when I first came,
Speaker 1: when I first started doing stand up, the first set
Speaker 1: up Africa's I performed for with Nigerian's mother's Nigeriary unions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw clips of so I did the first one
Speaker 1: and every Nigerian at one point that I was Nigerian, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell him.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm gonna I'm gonna get this Nigeria money.
Speaker 1: And it was booking me almost every year, you know,
Speaker 1: because I was like the only comic you know with
Speaker 1: the African descent that was really doing it so off
Speaker 1: that used to come on Stay with Bad Food, back
Speaker 1: foot Man. But I told a story how I even
Speaker 1: I mean when as far as you know, putting on
Speaker 1: the guard, when I first started standing up, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't even I went went to stay dress regular,
Speaker 1: you know, still had a little slight accent because you know,
Speaker 1: I've been America for a few years and I'll go
Speaker 1: on stage and I'll tell the joke and the joke
Speaker 1: was just average. And I remember one night I was
Speaker 1: on stage and I did a joke about family member
Speaker 1: and brought out the accent harder and the crowd laughed
Speaker 1: everything I said in the accent. I'm like, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm just gonna do my I'm gonna bring this
Speaker 1: nigga back to bring the whole Africa out of me.
Speaker 1: So I started talking, you know, brought out my accent
Speaker 1: more and then throw the garb On. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go Village Africa, take his shoes off
Speaker 1: wing stage, bad foot it My career jumped to the
Speaker 1: next level. When did you get the title Michael Blacks
Speaker 1: and the African King of Comedy? What year was that was?
Speaker 1: That's when I I was backstage at Comic View and
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out wasn't me my phrase?
Speaker 1: Like I prior to Comic View, I will go on
Speaker 1: stage and be like, hey, motherfucker, you punk beach, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is BT. I can't say motherfucker. So
Speaker 1: I'm in backstage. I'm like, what the funk I'm gonna
Speaker 1: replace motherfucker. Wait, I'm like, mothersucker. You're mothersuckercker You mothersucker.
Speaker 1: Dentists you mother sucker. Say bro your mother sucker. Everybody
Speaker 1: became a mother sucker and it stuck. And twenty some
Speaker 1: years later, man, mother suckers. I needed to say mother
Speaker 1: one phrase and open the door for the rest of
Speaker 1: my Africans. And this guy is larious. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for the special to come out, and I can wait
Speaker 1: to come out and become global, you know. So the
Speaker 1: whole work we see it and that and we're working.
Speaker 1: I know we talked about doing something, you know, just
Speaker 1: like what African China was doing, but this time around,
Speaker 1: you know, take it the next level. I have an
Speaker 1: idea you guys should have a mother Sucker tour. Ya
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. Have you around find the advice
Speaker 1: of getting priors out. Actually, what's up, mother sockers. This
Speaker 1: is your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here
Speaker 1: to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast,
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Speaker 1: So go do it right now and don't forget to
Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. Let's do like we
Speaker 1: talked about what Tiffany had This did when she hosted
Speaker 1: the show featuring you know those different comics. I mean,
Speaker 1: shout out to this guys everybody. The funny thing about it,
Speaker 1: all those comics that was on Tiffany Show. There's are
Speaker 1: guys that we all started together. So we're so good
Speaker 1: to see that platform to get them to be heard,
Speaker 1: because nowadays it's like, you know, if television is not
Speaker 1: what it is anymore. You know back then when when
Speaker 1: I started stand up, you have to go get on
Speaker 1: TV to be known now and it's like social media.
Speaker 1: So the guys that again to shine, all those guys
Speaker 1: that build the audience on social media, you know, the
Speaker 1: DC young fly there and you know, not not the
Speaker 1: guys that not the original comedians from back in the
Speaker 1: day who didn't really take such a media that's serious.
Speaker 1: And now Tiffany was able to bring them guys back
Speaker 1: and you know now so now we get to know
Speaker 1: them now, we get to not a new generation, get
Speaker 1: to know them. So that's what I need to do,
Speaker 1: something like that and featuring my African comments. So many
Speaker 1: Green and a lot of them are looking up to Michael, like,
Speaker 1: y'all we're gonna do you need to do it like
Speaker 1: this year we're doing. Do you have any question for
Speaker 1: the for the Tief doctor. Yeah, he's the gap too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see royalty royalty, So don't close it. Don't close you
Speaker 1: get it. It's a unique identity if you feature, like
Speaker 1: if you have to have a cartoon character, that would
Speaker 1: be like, you know, my gap is so big, I
Speaker 1: think I only need a need like a fucking golden
Speaker 1: straight bridge need bridge. Yeah we didn't. What's that? What
Speaker 1: then put a baby shoot my fucking mouth? No? You know,
Speaker 1: Chris Rock a big teeth, right, he got a new teeth.
Speaker 1: What's the thing about your mic? Maybe one of these
Speaker 1: days you decide to get nice teeth, like, well, Chris
Speaker 1: Rock is like fifty million dollars at least he's worth that,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, So he could go ahead
Speaker 1: and look cute or he wants I need to look
Speaker 1: ugly for my money. I tell you, Mike, you're underestimating
Speaker 1: your beauty. I think the teeth is just gonna make
Speaker 1: it more like explode your career. Let me ask the
Speaker 1: ladies things about that's the latest. Come up, blacks and angels?
Speaker 1: Can you come up? Now? Ya? Where are you come out?
Speaker 1: Kick you? I want to ask his teeth question? Did
Speaker 1: you bring any uh? Like? What is those Grandma's use stripes? Stripes.
Speaker 1: Did you try it? Like he should try to see
Speaker 1: if he has a gap? Look at that? Asks? Can
Speaker 1: you stop putting asking my face? I'm a family man
Speaker 1: without a family, I'm gonna lose my family looking at
Speaker 1: so what you like? What's what's your like? You like
Speaker 1: my gap? Teeth? I love it? You know why because
Speaker 1: women always think of sexual She probably just think about
Speaker 1: clearterers between my gap. She's trying to use me. I
Speaker 1: just like my men to be a little ugly because
Speaker 1: I don't like no, not a little, a little she's
Speaker 1: a little rough, like a little overweight. Oh really, she's
Speaker 1: like fat guys, so they'll never cheat on you, like
Speaker 1: the Beauty and the Beast. That was the best fantasy.
Speaker 1: But what do you like about a man's teeth? Kiki?
Speaker 1: Like anything in particular? Like do teeth matters? Like what
Speaker 1: you did a guy? There's been like when they have
Speaker 1: snaggle teeth? You want because why my code onto a
Speaker 1: clear and pussy up. You know, then she's gonna get
Speaker 1: like we end up with geners and her pussy. She
Speaker 1: don't want a man with a bad breath. That's terrible
Speaker 1: and like cavities and all this time you have a
Speaker 1: bad breath story, like a guy or whatever anything like.
Speaker 1: You actually don't have one. I mean I have a
Speaker 1: lot of horror stories. I just don't really remember right now.
Speaker 1: But so you never had a male breath suck on
Speaker 1: your titties. Now now your titty smell like stink. They
Speaker 1: have stink nipples, Thank god. No, I think you would
Speaker 1: when they drink beer. That beer breath smell is there,
Speaker 1: but I think na um, you know, breath killer. That's
Speaker 1: why they put grandnuts at bars. You guys don't know
Speaker 1: the grandnuts killed? What peanuts? Peanuts? Okay, we got a
Speaker 1: grandnuts we grant as an Africa peanuts Peanuts supposed to
Speaker 1: kill or you know wipe you know like eraise it. Yes,
Speaker 1: smell alcohol smell. Did you know about that? It's true.
Speaker 1: So you know the same way you put oil and
Speaker 1: water and they separate, it helps lift it off of
Speaker 1: the time. Holy crap, you never knew. I never knew that.
Speaker 1: That's why they have That's why all the buds always
Speaker 1: have peanuts. I will never be driving drunk again. So
Speaker 1: she probably put some penuts and pussy. If you eat
Speaker 1: it that way, it will before you go after the club.
Speaker 1: You just eat peanuts. You'll never get du Michael Black Hello,
Speaker 1: and wipe the be at your map never you drink
Speaker 1: to kill it, motherfucker. But you not design for that, Michael.
Speaker 1: The village, like in African village, they use the peppermint,
Speaker 1: peppermint stick and it kind of, you know, like freshens
Speaker 1: the bread that cleans at the same time, you know,
Speaker 1: you use a chewing stick. Yeah, remember some of them
Speaker 1: they use the mint leaves and chew it and you know,
Speaker 1: brush that teeth with it kind of freshens it. And
Speaker 1: if you notice the American to paste meat to that.
Speaker 1: So we just chew the mint leaves like natural like that,
Speaker 1: and just had no idea. And that's why you don't
Speaker 1: want an Afrigan to bite you high, you know not
Speaker 1: when we when I'm fighting, When I'm fighting, I'm losing
Speaker 1: the fighting forever. I might be related to Mike Tyson. Hey, yeah, Mike, Mike,
Speaker 1: Mike Dyson, your friend, Mike Dyson ever any name came out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we ever losing the fight. They're gonna bite you. You're
Speaker 1: gonna swallow like Mike Dyson, Mike swallowed, spit it out,
Speaker 1: you spit it out. Yeah, it tastes like Vander Holy
Speaker 1: Why so next month the special comes out? Um, the
Speaker 1: doctor already told you. Guys, if you're trying to get
Speaker 1: your teeth, get brand new teeth all those you like?
Speaker 1: You help anybody crackheads or whatever. Everybody thinks the only
Speaker 1: work with celebs, But I help anybody actually, like my
Speaker 1: my average page. You have like a payment plane on,
Speaker 1: I have four different payment plans, And if you're scammer,
Speaker 1: just don't tell me as long as it clears on
Speaker 1: my end. What's that score? Do you accept Obamacare or
Speaker 1: biden Care? Not accept Obamacare? I do? I do as yeah,
Speaker 1: accept the insurance. I'm branded as a celebrity dentist, but
Speaker 1: most of my patients are average folks. Man, all right,
Speaker 1: we do we do. Uy, it's cosmetic, but we are.
Speaker 1: We have four different financing options for most folks, you know,
Speaker 1: So I tell everybody I don't expect you to walk
Speaker 1: in my office and buy a car. So if you
Speaker 1: miss a payment, do you possess a teeth yours? But
Speaker 1: company your house? Not even knock it out? Called Mr
Speaker 1: You called Mr t knock it out? You start about
Speaker 1: with the molar? What about whiteming? Yeah? What about go
Speaker 1: for it. What about it? Do it? Yeah? Yeah, do
Speaker 1: it every day? Okay, how long does it take? So
Speaker 1: one of our process we do four fift team in
Speaker 1: the sessions in the chair. Is it one of the
Speaker 1: things when you put that thing in your mouth and
Speaker 1: your teeth that shines like a light, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, yeah, you do zoom white teeth whitening.
Speaker 1: Zoom zoom teeth whitening. Really, how the hell that work?
Speaker 1: How does it work? So? Oh, I thought you give
Speaker 1: them something? Oh no, no, no, my friend. So like, okay,
Speaker 1: we've seen a lot of adds. What about you know, stripes?
Speaker 1: You know, like some people don't they walk, they do work.
Speaker 1: But this is, uh, this is the rationale behind it.
Speaker 1: By the time you actually see a change that you like,
Speaker 1: you spent three times as much as opposed to just
Speaker 1: going to the danners. And on the same day. So
Speaker 1: was the average cost whitening average in America's two hundred
Speaker 1: or five hundred? Okay, so teeth whitening is not not
Speaker 1: too expensive. And how long does it last? How long
Speaker 1: your teeth stays white? Minimum of six months? We say,
Speaker 1: don't do it more than twice a year. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: not bad. At the last time my white in mind
Speaker 1: was three years ago, and I haven't noticed too much
Speaker 1: of a shift in shade. But that's if you don't
Speaker 1: drink coffee though you know, coffee like kind of but
Speaker 1: even you know, like I always telling them earlier, man,
Speaker 1: you just do everything in moderation. So even if you're
Speaker 1: drinking the coffee, you know you're brushing. It's the same
Speaker 1: way we tell folks after you smoke, brush your teeth.
Speaker 1: I know it's not realistic, but if you're brushing and
Speaker 1: flossing immediately after, even just rinsing with some more, that
Speaker 1: goes a long way. Because what you don't want to
Speaker 1: do is you don't want to allow to bio film
Speaker 1: to kind of harden on the teeth. And once you
Speaker 1: get that initial layer of plaque or stains on the teeth,
Speaker 1: then it's a lot easier for the build up. But
Speaker 1: if you're never a lot of initial layer to stick,
Speaker 1: it's like snow. If you don't let that first layer
Speaker 1: of snowstick on your car, then it doesn't power up.
Speaker 1: But what's that first one? Michael Blackson has a lot
Speaker 1: of snow bunny problems he does, then he needs to
Speaker 1: see always get stuck with him. You always get stuck
Speaker 1: with him. They get stuck in the gabber. I'm done, alm,
Speaker 1: snow melted. Motherfuck Back to Nudian queens and Asian persuasions
Speaker 1: for now, seriously, Chinese best friend, well, motherfucker, Dennis, Dr Trevor.
Speaker 1: I appreciate we learned a lot today, Chinese best friend
Speaker 1: essentially leader. Show brush your fucking teeth. Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Seius and get me some flaws and
Speaker 1: then also, my guy special is coming out next Month's
Speaker 1: all right? What's your name again? Brown? Brown, j brown
Speaker 1: like s h a. It is s e y i.
Speaker 1: Bodies pronounced like shape butter s e y i. Buties
Speaker 1: pronounced shape like the shape butter, like sailing h shape butter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like shape butter shape, butter shape, butter. You put it
Speaker 1: on your skin. Never had one? Yeah, yeah, the moisturizing yeah,
Speaker 1: the only used of you know sometimes ladies and gentlemen
Speaker 1: go ahead to give me. I can follow you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: My Instagram might is s e y i on the
Speaker 1: scull brown, that's shade on the scull brown. That's right,
Speaker 1: follow him and look out for a special coming very soon.
Speaker 1: You're in Africa, you're on luck. If you're not in
Speaker 1: Africa with a month about the time you get your
Speaker 1: stimulus check, it would be on. I gotta find a
Speaker 1: booth leg coming somewhere, Mike, I would sell it to them.
Speaker 1: That's right. And then, of course Dr trev Um give
Speaker 1: me I g one more time if I could, Dot
Speaker 1: trev Thomas. I'm a tourist. I like long walks on
Speaker 1: the beach. He likes the long walks in the beach
Speaker 1: and long plusses on the tape. Well, appreciate you guys
Speaker 1: for joining us. Thank you boss man man. I'll see
Speaker 1: I'm I'm bringing Chinese beats when we get a teeth
Speaker 1: done and get my two next guests in here. I
Speaker 1: like it. Amazing, guys. I'll see you in Africa. I'll
Speaker 1: see you that next month. Michael blacks and Bill his
Speaker 1: square for five minutes. So, yeah, he meets teachers. He
Speaker 1: only got one right now. I'll teach yeah to do
Speaker 1: some free co Yeah, you'll come in class. When you
Speaker 1: build a school, I'll do a mission trip to your school. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna give everybody been here is Mike. No, he's
Speaker 1: gonna clean, come and clean your teeth, man, why not
Speaker 1: do they need some Yeah, they just need teeth clean
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah that's great. What a good person. Friends,
Speaker 1: you got your Mike all well, thanks for coming, guys,
Speaker 1: next guest, best friend, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Boss man. I see like Netflix Africa, take it exam
Speaker 1: with my girls, the ladies one. I got two more
Speaker 1: guests come in and let's figure out what they want. Yes,
Speaker 1: boss man, thank you. Why is the same show. You
Speaker 1: don't have to change your hair. It's the same show.
Speaker 1: You don't have to change your hair. Mike, alright, that
Speaker 1: was you learned a lot today, man, A lot, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot. The importance of flossing, brushing your chees uh
Speaker 1: eating what do way you eat? Because it affects a
Speaker 1: lot of your body. Well, I'm what this show was
Speaker 1: all about. It It was a dentist and my homie.
Speaker 1: You know, um, healthy show. Let's keep the show going. Man.
Speaker 1: I got two gets two more, got two ladies coming.
Speaker 1: That's why I water. I want this outfit to um
Speaker 1: you know my first uh female guests. Um, she's an
Speaker 1: upcoming artist. Really, she got a single that's coming out.
Speaker 1: She has a huge ask. I mean, good heart. I'm
Speaker 1: in and great personality. She's originally from Colombia. Watch. I
Speaker 1: think she's Colombian Colombia. I think she's raising New York. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's Monica. Can you come up here? Police Monica vvs
Speaker 1: Monica welcome, come on in. It's a fisher, mother suck at.
Speaker 1: My picture on page is now live my weekly Titty
Speaker 1: Tuesday and the Thursdays a movie exclusively the Patreon, where
Speaker 1: they could no longer be sensor about the social media companies.
Speaker 1: I would also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here.
Speaker 1: First see you on Patreon, mother suckers, My good Monica,
Speaker 1: where you don't. I'm gonna need insurance on that chip.
Speaker 1: She brought the whole, she brought, she got. I think
Speaker 1: she's carrying her kids in her ass the future. She's
Speaker 1: pregnant in her butt cheeks. I'm guaranteeing you right now,
Speaker 1: she's as twins in her assis. Okay, enough about my eyes.
Speaker 1: So where did you meet this motherfucker? Mothersucker? Oh god,
Speaker 1: we met through like a meet your friend. She's a
Speaker 1: well not yo Matthew Summer. And then she's, uh, you
Speaker 1: have a your singles coming out? Yeah? Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a single coming out called that bitch, that bitch because
Speaker 1: she's that bitch. Motherfucker right, what does it take to
Speaker 1: be that bit? Yeah, you just gotta have you just
Speaker 1: gotta be a boss bitch. You gotta have your ship together.
Speaker 1: You just gotta so when you become that bitch, that's
Speaker 1: when I mean and then so like, uh, be in
Speaker 1: the bitch the bitch. The bitch doesn't like that bitch.
Speaker 1: Different between that bitch than a bit, right, because the
Speaker 1: bitch is just a brook bitch. That bitch is the boss. Oh,
Speaker 1: that bitch is the boss. So the song is called
Speaker 1: that bitch. Is it about you being that that boss
Speaker 1: bitch right in charge? What sounds of your breast? I'm
Speaker 1: Tim Tuesday. No, seriously, I'm curious because I look over
Speaker 1: it because Mike is really good at guessing guests the
Speaker 1: boomsites like you used to work at Victoria's, doesn't she
Speaker 1: has a small waist and like, because that whole described
Speaker 1: to figure out the number has to do with your back.
Speaker 1: But I'll give it like a thirty for triple fucking d. Goddamn,
Speaker 1: it's got me two midges in her chest. No, I'm
Speaker 1: actually I didn't even know this he stands for everybody's
Speaker 1: titties on her chests. Okay, he is for everything, Mike.
Speaker 1: Everything is a D like that in your class. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't that far to funk up. I said, triple
Speaker 1: D next to triple ds. E? There is I never
Speaker 1: heard of an after triple ds E. Right? Are you
Speaker 1: thirty six? Okay? Thirty six? But it's a lot easier
Speaker 1: you could do that. He is victoria secrets do have E? No,
Speaker 1: but I just get a triple D? Can I get
Speaker 1: my fucking credit? Didn't make fucking Victoria's secrets? Now we
Speaker 1: know what the fucking secret is a secret. You know
Speaker 1: what the secret is? They don't have or I'll go
Speaker 1: to agent vocat the right. All right. So while we
Speaker 1: so this song is coming out, you have a released
Speaker 1: date for the song? Um, probably like around March. I
Speaker 1: didn't decide yet. Sometime this month or next month? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? So I mean, and if your titties are
Speaker 1: you're gonna make a music video? Yes, Mike is gonna
Speaker 1: be in it, because Mike, he will do that. Whether
Speaker 1: the he Beach dance. He's very good at the he
Speaker 1: Beach dance. Okay, I'm not I don't know about this, okay,
Speaker 1: so we tell me. You know what, you're Colombian, Combian
Speaker 1: and Hundaran. Wow, so your parents met like an immigration
Speaker 1: office where it man mad accustomers. Hey, you're gonna deporter? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting deported to Can we fun real quick? You
Speaker 1: have a kin in America? Then we could both stay
Speaker 1: in the country. That's so funny. You guess that one, right,
Speaker 1: Michael relaxing. Yes, so he raised in New York. Brooklyn's
Speaker 1: son was born in Queens and raised in Brooklyn. I
Speaker 1: could tell about how the next together everything we're in
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. It's like Hollywood and don't don't pretty much
Speaker 1: learning what this year geographic? All right? Well, um, how
Speaker 1: long you've been singing? It's like a year now. I
Speaker 1: just started a new artist coming. So I mean it's
Speaker 1: it's gonna be tough for being a woman. You know,
Speaker 1: in this industry, everybody want to fuck you, put the
Speaker 1: dick in you, titd fuck you and do all that
Speaker 1: ship just to put you on. It's tough. So I mean,
Speaker 1: how is that working out? You know, being a woman,
Speaker 1: is everybody trying to put that dick inside of you?
Speaker 1: I mean yes, but that's not happening at all, Like
Speaker 1: and that's right, and but you don't think eventually you
Speaker 1: have to give, like somebody gotta put the dick in
Speaker 1: you for you to get to the next level. I'm curious,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. I'm not a woman. I know
Speaker 1: it's tough. I do you know, to make it this comedy?
Speaker 1: I mean I had a fun two very ugly women
Speaker 1: to make it to this, to the next Do tell,
Speaker 1: Michael Blaxton, do tell, what is it? I didn't have
Speaker 1: an about it really just eat us as. I just
Speaker 1: had to be funny man, you know. I mean it's
Speaker 1: we weren't an era where your talent. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like all about who you know and you know the
Speaker 1: right connection, you know for ladies. I feel so bad,
Speaker 1: like you know what ladies have to go through to
Speaker 1: get to the next level. But you know you're doing it.
Speaker 1: You're doing it the hard way. You're gonna let your
Speaker 1: talent speak for yourself. Yeah, you know you have to
Speaker 1: suck no dick or nothing. Do you have a sample,
Speaker 1: you have a song? Yeah, I can play you something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well we can't like to hear it, Michae. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: well she has a knifephone. Michael Blaxon her first century.
Speaker 1: I'll play you a little bit of that bitch song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to hear it. It's connect good it is.
Speaker 1: She's Michael Blaxon on that one at all. His name
Speaker 1: is the Beach. Yeah, oh there it goes. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can y'all come and dance when I'm coming? That's really good.
Speaker 1: I like that. My goodness, we're gonna blow up that
Speaker 1: song on TikTok Michael Blacks. Oh yeah, we're gonna make
Speaker 1: a TikTok dancing. We're gonna do a TikTok dance. Yo.
Speaker 1: You gotta do a TikTok dance for that. Ya Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: We're definitely gonna make a dad bitch song on TikTok. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my Mike, let's ticktok. Yeah, Mike, how did you get
Speaker 1: all that money? It's up holiday today? Banks are clothes?
Speaker 1: Where'd you get that from the laundry store? I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I like that song. It's really good. Thank you. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure a lot of girls felt like time out,
Speaker 1: time that music off, time to stop the music, hold
Speaker 1: that time about get my money back, give me my money.
Speaker 1: This is not that was just an act. I have
Speaker 1: trying to support you, can I have? I need my money, Mike,
Speaker 1: She's so uber here you know how much uber foolish
Speaker 1: fucking dollars? Thank you. Mike's just joking, alright. The song
Speaker 1: is hot? Why wish you lost the lost of luck
Speaker 1: with the song? I hope everything works out. I hope
Speaker 1: things go as playing. Um, let me bring my next guess.
Speaker 1: Can y'all squeak to? Can you sit together? My neck?
Speaker 1: Don't leave the show? I need all ladies head, I
Speaker 1: want my I want my chest out. Yea. He wears
Speaker 1: special bell from the Philadelphia right, Mike, is that a
Speaker 1: special bell you're wearing? You got the Philadelphia bill? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is for the I got Africa, Mike, my continent,
Speaker 1: the city I was raised in. And enough of course
Speaker 1: some fucking Cuban link like you have to explain to
Speaker 1: the podcast listeners what the blocks and angels are wearing
Speaker 1: because you know they can't see it on What do
Speaker 1: you mean put you're wearing love because they are full
Speaker 1: of love? Like what jogging pants podcast? Yeah? Please take ladies.
Speaker 1: I need my fu money. I will sue you. I
Speaker 1: love you both. That was a liar please, ladies. I
Speaker 1: have a famie children. I'm telling them about that. Oh
Speaker 1: that's the village guy. Yeah, the village guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got like two shirts from him. Was this village that's
Speaker 1: what it says? No, no, no, what I forgot what
Speaker 1: it is. We'll forget that. He's from It's Gonna. He's
Speaker 1: from Gonna. Bringing my next guest to the show. I
Speaker 1: the West West African Dog. I met her Instagram. You know,
Speaker 1: she's I'm the one time was this. It was a
Speaker 1: video of this girl dancing. I'm like, my god, this
Speaker 1: girl is so gorgeous. She got to get the exposure
Speaker 1: that she deserved. Yeah, so I started posting her and
Speaker 1: next thing, you know, you know, I remember her. It's
Speaker 1: really good skin color, beautiful, gorgeous. I'm like, god, I'm
Speaker 1: so jealous. And then I got it. One time, I
Speaker 1: we got in touch with each other on our FaceTime.
Speaker 1: Her and her brother was in the background and I'm like,
Speaker 1: put him on the phone. I'm talking to a brother.
Speaker 1: He was darker than me. I was so pissed. I
Speaker 1: was so jealous of his blackness that he was darker
Speaker 1: than me. I'm like, man, I thought I had this.
Speaker 1: I'm not hanging around you because you're gonna win the
Speaker 1: Dark competition, You're gonna be leading, you win the high
Speaker 1: Ce contest. Whatever. But she's so gorgeous and I posted
Speaker 1: her a few times on my page, introduced her to
Speaker 1: the to the world, you know, at least my part
Speaker 1: of the word. You know. Nick Cannon also noticed and
Speaker 1: then had the cast members of Wild and Now contact
Speaker 1: her and got on the show without audition. So let's
Speaker 1: give a big hand for Westever. Yes, beautiful, Oh and
Speaker 1: she's all about jac was just in Ghana together. She
Speaker 1: was in Ghana when I was there. We co hosted
Speaker 1: at an event at a resort. You know, I try
Speaker 1: to help. I try to since she could teach Rider
Speaker 1: how to dance roder and dance for ship Rider dance
Speaker 1: like she has two left feet or she has to
Speaker 1: go rid of glue on her body. It's how skiff
Speaker 1: Rider is. So she's gonna help. She's gonna help. You're
Speaker 1: gonna teach. Yeah, So how you So since wiling out,
Speaker 1: what's been going on? Like, what's what's up? Well, I
Speaker 1: I'm a full time college student, so smart intelligence. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know the thing about being an African, it's something
Speaker 1: must we must go to college, and we must finish.
Speaker 1: You have to do that for your parents, you know,
Speaker 1: even though you start on entertainment and you say, okay,
Speaker 1: this this death intimate is definitely for me. But you
Speaker 1: know you want your parents be proud of you at
Speaker 1: the end of the day. So you just gotta finish.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go back to college. Listen, just mom. Mother
Speaker 1: is happy, alright, motherfucker. She like, Mike, you know what,
Speaker 1: you don't want to go college for college? Mike, She's
Speaker 1: go to Western Union. Send me this money. Imagine if
Speaker 1: you get a right university master, she would be so happy. Man. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: My mom, don't give a fight. She's want of money.
Speaker 1: Sent the Western unip she said, Western Union right now. Wait,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I forgot the Western of your office,
Speaker 1: texting me Mike, I'm at the Western Union. You know
Speaker 1: just that nothing is there yet. So yeah, she's at
Speaker 1: Western Union. I gotta send the money soon, you know.
Speaker 1: Um so you ye or natural body has never done
Speaker 1: nothing to your body? Right, No, no new titty, no
Speaker 1: new ass. What do you want? Well, I feel like
Speaker 1: when I'm done giving birth, I think I might Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not fair. Your ties can you give us some
Speaker 1: of your that I want to get a production? Actually, see,
Speaker 1: people are never happy, like some who have too much
Speaker 1: you don't trying to get rid of something, or you
Speaker 1: have real boobs. Wow, that's what I heard with a
Speaker 1: lot of real boobs girls the time of carrying the
Speaker 1: the coconuts, Like how about the natural girls with the ass?
Speaker 1: That's right natural as so you know, um, I mean
Speaker 1: being a guy and being dog skinned is a lot
Speaker 1: different than a woman, you know, and you are so
Speaker 1: gorgeous and sometimes people like okay, like what dos somebody compliments?
Speaker 1: Non compliments? You've got being beautiful and dog as if
Speaker 1: you're not app to be beautiful when you're dark? Like
Speaker 1: what are these things people have said to you? Like
Speaker 1: people mostly like surprised sometimes, like even being in l
Speaker 1: A for like two weeks now, I went to the
Speaker 1: barbershop to get my head caught, and everybody was just
Speaker 1: like what the heck? Like do we have girls like
Speaker 1: you here? And I'm like, that's what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You don't see chocolate girls here in l A? Like
Speaker 1: they were all stunt, like for real, I had never
Speaker 1: seen many guys like surprised by how I look. Sometimes
Speaker 1: but you two pretty for a dark skin girl, Like
Speaker 1: what do you mean exactly? Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. But for many years, I mean,
Speaker 1: we were Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood is like where you come
Speaker 1: to be a star, to make in the next life,
Speaker 1: to become, you know, and in it throughout the years,
Speaker 1: you know, but way back in the seventies and eighties,
Speaker 1: they've never actually showed our dark skin girl. They never
Speaker 1: you know, just in the last few years, like you know,
Speaker 1: we had Lupita, Lupita, you know, uh that they've never
Speaker 1: really shown a leaning woman. It's very hard to have
Speaker 1: a leaning woman as a dark skinned woman. You know.
Speaker 1: They've always fed up with fed us with lighter complexion,
Speaker 1: all white or lighter complexion or white. And I think
Speaker 1: it's time to break that barrier. It's time. It's time,
Speaker 1: you know. But we know and us it's time of
Speaker 1: the of our life where especially black people are looking
Speaker 1: for identity. You know. It's not like back in the
Speaker 1: day when we first you know, when I was a
Speaker 1: kid in America, where it's all about being light skinning,
Speaker 1: this and that and made fun of the dog. Now
Speaker 1: everybody looking for identity. Nice, it's cool to be darker now,
Speaker 1: you know. So now it's your time to shine and
Speaker 1: and Hollywood and to give our dog skin completion women
Speaker 1: more rose. I mean they're just as beautiful as any
Speaker 1: other person and mean more beautiful, you know, and natural
Speaker 1: natural beauty. So yeah, Hollywood stopped fronting on my dog skin.
Speaker 1: Get your ship together. You have a lot to do
Speaker 1: with it. Michael Blackson. Yeah, well you know where the
Speaker 1: dog skin man. Um. You know, we went to a
Speaker 1: rough time. And if we went through a rough time,
Speaker 1: the dog skin women went through a rougher time, you know.
Speaker 1: And we were not released from prison pretty much like
Speaker 1: it wasn't a hiding the skin. We weren't released to
Speaker 1: like you know, Wesley Snipes New Jack City came out.
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, probably we have to go
Speaker 1: to the High co C competition and find out who
Speaker 1: so like Wesley Snips and then people are like big
Speaker 1: Daddy Kane, so I'm back and again you know, um,
Speaker 1: and then came you know, Flavor Flame is not a
Speaker 1: good example, well a con and you know, and then
Speaker 1: I think those guys opened their doors wants to show,
Speaker 1: you know, like what I think Westley is one the
Speaker 1: first one when he did New jack City. Every woman
Speaker 1: want to Wesley Snipes because every woman wanted gangster and
Speaker 1: like okay, now gangsters associated with dog and this and that,
Speaker 1: so that you know, sometimes you just take one or
Speaker 1: two persons just to break that barrier, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: I think like just like how Holly Berry broke the
Speaker 1: bearer for black female. Remember that, you know, get right, yeah, James,
Speaker 1: you know, and then Lupitita, you know, helped the dog
Speaker 1: skinned girls you know, get jobs. You know, like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's a lot more of us that a beautiful and
Speaker 1: dog you know, you know, just the same way Western
Speaker 1: the guy that follows you on Instagram, Michael Blackson, Samuel L. Jackson,
Speaker 1: he made a lot to do with a dark skin community.
Speaker 1: How the fund is somewhere Jackson has to do with this.
Speaker 1: I mean here like great Roles Big he's not we
Speaker 1: know when we think about dog, he's dart he's not.
Speaker 1: But he's like nine PM dog, I'm talking about like
Speaker 1: mit night one am, motherfucker, I mean I am. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm probably mitting now you pm. You know she might
Speaker 1: be twelve eight No, I'm no. I got about like
Speaker 1: a shade oh yeah, and then you got like you know,
Speaker 1: and then you have eight Kin who is like two am.
Speaker 1: And then you got you know, Flavor Flav who was
Speaker 1: like one am. And then you know, but fucking sim
Speaker 1: Jackson's nine pms. I mean, but he break the I
Speaker 1: think barrier, but with the the dog skin. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys have fucking jet Lee Jackie Bruce. Oh lord
Speaker 1: what Bruce Lee? What's up? Mother suckers? This is your
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Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. He's been he's been
Speaker 1: for thirty year. Yeah, they had a stunt gun and
Speaker 1: they had a real bullets on it. That's how he died.
Speaker 1: So he was scammed. So he was like Selena get
Speaker 1: shot by the agent or something. It was an accidental shooting.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Supposed to have blanks, bullets. Bruce Lee,
Speaker 1: Bruce Lee. No, Bruce Lee too, hmm, Bruce Lee didn't.
Speaker 1: How did Bruce Lee die? How did Bruce Lee? Brucy
Speaker 1: died with a gun? Bruce Lee. I thought he got shot, No,
Speaker 1: he got shot. I thought. We have to google it.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll look it up. Okay, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: You know, have you have you ever did a black woman?
Speaker 1: Johnese bestment? I have did it a well, you know
Speaker 1: it was married early. That was that a relationship right away? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was very early. Yeah. Would you would you date
Speaker 1: like but you? I mean I probably would, but I
Speaker 1: am happily in a relationship right now. You probably would
Speaker 1: know what to do with a black woman anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they will know what to do with me too. Rattles
Speaker 1: like three rattles, like half three eye rattles like half
Speaker 1: an inch. But it's poised on us. Yeah, black women
Speaker 1: like big, not all of us. Yeah, west side, I mean,
Speaker 1: have you measured dis No? But you don't want something
Speaker 1: too huge to hurt you. You want to feel good.
Speaker 1: You don't want to feel pain. So I mean, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said that you for Michael Black and give up?
Speaker 1: What is that called bladder infection? Chinese best friend? Give
Speaker 1: vagina rejuvenation? Monica? How big you like your dick? I'm curious, like,
Speaker 1: what do you like? Yes? Of course I love men.
Speaker 1: Do I mean that size matter to you? So? I mean,
Speaker 1: what's the average? Don't? I don't know what you do?
Speaker 1: Have my listener show when when the mirror measuring their dicks?
Speaker 1: I mean a whole bunch of dicks to gram TikTok
Speaker 1: different measuring um ship going. I mean I'm very thick,
Speaker 1: so they gotta be able to handle me. So okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a big ask. I mean to funk you
Speaker 1: from the back. You probably need a village dick village?
Speaker 1: Did you see? How do you want to show them
Speaker 1: your butt? Can you stand up? I felt like my
Speaker 1: ass was small and the camera no, no shot up?
Speaker 1: Stand up? Stand up? We need to take the front
Speaker 1: out your ear? Stand up? Yes, I want to show yes,
Speaker 1: stand up? Okay, look at that. Wow, you need to
Speaker 1: village dicks. Okay, it's right here. You need more lord,
Speaker 1: but Ghani and women like African women just have huge ass.
Speaker 1: Like when I went to Ghana, I felt like my
Speaker 1: ass was very small, like compared to the women that
Speaker 1: lives in Ghana. I was surprised. And it's natural like
Speaker 1: the fu No not well, now they're copying a lot
Speaker 1: of you know, outside but outsiders. But I think Africans
Speaker 1: have natural body sending us some period like so after
Speaker 1: South Africa, my good, everything's just ridiculous. What they're feeding
Speaker 1: girls over there. And Michael Black's African food foo foo
Speaker 1: jalla Rice, No, no, we're talking about Ghana chicken feet.
Speaker 1: Chicken feet, don't I think they just naturally just you know,
Speaker 1: like all the women, the women in my family are
Speaker 1: thinking the guys who are build like crackheads. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got the correct ahead, chide Michael. Yeah my dad, my
Speaker 1: dad was built like a crackhead. My mother's built like.
Speaker 1: It's kind of good though. You don't need to worry
Speaker 1: about it. You don't need to worry about gaining weight. Mike. Well,
Speaker 1: I still got a little pot belly, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I got the pot bundy because the gyms are closed
Speaker 1: and the restaurants are open. What happened to your personal trainer?
Speaker 1: Like actually used to actually work out like he did
Speaker 1: for like two times, and that's improvements to like. And
Speaker 1: you stopped. I was like, no, I'm gonna go back
Speaker 1: to it. He was complaining, he was crying. I'm not
Speaker 1: These personal trainers try to try to turn me into
Speaker 1: on the Swash in one day. One day, you're gonna
Speaker 1: turn me into the Sash. I'm like, let me, let
Speaker 1: me work my way up, get me from Rick Ross
Speaker 1: to a puffy stomach, and then get me Michael B. Jordan,
Speaker 1: whatever their name is. Don't just turn me. Don't take
Speaker 1: me from a crackhead too on the swash nigger he
Speaker 1: want to hear like that. And one day that I
Speaker 1: was like, motherfucker, I couldn't walk out the bed. I
Speaker 1: had a fire two personal trainers where they'd work you
Speaker 1: too much, and then my legs I couldn't stand. I
Speaker 1: could stand, and then I had to go to show.
Speaker 1: I had to go to a show in three days. Man.
Speaker 1: I was sword like consistent, said, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna. I'm gonna, you know, ladies work about me
Speaker 1: looking good. I just wrapped my money around my dick, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: that's all we need. And yeah, Mike disappeared for one month,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I want to have a six and
Speaker 1: the big muscles, and then there goes he can't get up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was sucking one day this guy. My whole body
Speaker 1: was sort you know. So yeah, but working on is
Speaker 1: definitely you do ship at home. I could just do
Speaker 1: my sit ups. If I do sit ups every day,
Speaker 1: I think I wait four times, four times. Yeah. Mike
Speaker 1: doesn't even know the emergency exit this building. It there's
Speaker 1: an earthquake, you will probably jump. He doesn't know where
Speaker 1: the stairs is. I know where the stairs are. You sure,
Speaker 1: Mike if you ever opened that stairs right there opening,
Speaker 1: I closed the door right away. But for read that
Speaker 1: will work well. He really ran into penthouse floor, bucker.
Speaker 1: A lot of stopped at the eighth floor and knock
Speaker 1: on somebody's door, like, let me with his luck. He's
Speaker 1: never walking the stairs for years. He might trump all down.
Speaker 1: You go to Ghana, don't you lose weight? Don't you
Speaker 1: feel you know? I try not to eat. If I
Speaker 1: eat it for every day, I'm going to like my stomach,
Speaker 1: you know. But we eat more healthy. I think back home,
Speaker 1: so it's good food. But I stopped. I stopped doing dairy,
Speaker 1: so hopefully that will work. Yeah, it's born and raised amazing. Well,
Speaker 1: she took English class old old, Yeah she went. She's
Speaker 1: in Ghana and she's well educated. My mother just dropped
Speaker 1: me up at the local public school, you know, just
Speaker 1: learn without vaccination. Just drop me off. What great you
Speaker 1: want him to be? Like? How Day put him in?
Speaker 1: That's what happened to me. That's what happened to me.
Speaker 1: When ye fucking like, would you like to be eighth grade? No?
Speaker 1: Would you like to be sixth grade or seventh grade?
Speaker 1: I was like, these fuckers are so tall, I want
Speaker 1: to be sixth grade. It's two stories, right, I was
Speaker 1: the oldest one in the class to graduated, and I
Speaker 1: get to choose what class I am. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the oldest one graduated the same ship, was like best friend,
Speaker 1: eighth gradestallan Okay, I know that's why. That's why I
Speaker 1: took a grade down, because I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be the shortest one in the class. I
Speaker 1: told my dad I'll take grade take sixth grade. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm different kind of Asian. Yeah, Filipinos, Well, Monica, wish
Speaker 1: you last the last a lot with your music. Thank you. Thanks,
Speaker 1: haven't give you give me your I G so having
Speaker 1: people fother this, Michael. We hear you, Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 1: Know what's your Instagram? Monica on the score vvs vvs
Speaker 1: like the diamonds, diamonds forever and shine right like diamond,
Speaker 1: Shane Bray like diamond? Where did you get and what's
Speaker 1: your I found him homeless West African Doll with one
Speaker 1: L because the double L got hacked. Remember, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you helped me on my Instagram back. Can't get over it.
Speaker 1: My first Instagram was what was m West African Doll
Speaker 1: with double L? And that was only one else. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of fake pages out there. So did you
Speaker 1: got your original page back? Yeah? You didn't get it?
Speaker 1: We did and get it. Um not giving me I
Speaker 1: G again, it's get the mike here, my i G
Speaker 1: s Nati Milano make sure to check me out and
Speaker 1: um okay, Well, thank you all for joining us. Another
Speaker 1: wonderful It's a great episode. We had like so much
Speaker 1: she went on tonight. Yeah, we learned so much. I
Speaker 1: feel like we went through a whole master's degree in college. Michael,
Speaker 1: thank you all for joining us. The mother stuck a
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