WEBVTT - West African Dol, Monica VVS, Seyi Brown, Dr. Trevor Thomas

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<v Speaker 1>Calgary Audio. What's up, Maska is Welcome to another episode

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<v Speaker 1>of podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for listening to Masaka Podcast. What then are you wearing?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Dai? Yeah? My god? You give this to

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<v Speaker 1>me and I don't even know what it's called? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they call in America and back home, we

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<v Speaker 1>have a bunch of different names for them. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of tightened right now. It looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking yeah. I can't breathe. It's hard for me to breathe.

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<v Speaker 1>If you die tonight, that I feel be the prime

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<v Speaker 1>suspect for chucking your death. Motherfucker. Where did you get this?

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<v Speaker 1>My billy button is coming out, buttons are coming out?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that you get a large? This medium? Extra medium?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you buy this in a like a baby African

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<v Speaker 1>store and ghana? Because I don't know where you would

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<v Speaker 1>buy me something this morning? Well when you when I

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<v Speaker 1>bought it, you were skinny, motherfucker. Okay, you wore you

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<v Speaker 1>took too long to wear it. I wore this ship

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<v Speaker 1>six months ago. We've been in quarantine for a year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half Michael Blacks and what do you expect again,

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<v Speaker 1>like a hundred and thy five pounds. That's only in

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<v Speaker 1>my head. I said, tight as I've never seen a

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<v Speaker 1>tight dahki. Don't wash it, motherfucker, because you can't mean

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot put that African clothes put them in the machine,

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<v Speaker 1>but they gonna do hanging in the sun. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to beat it hand washing, beat it on a rock

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Other wife, you watch, the machine is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>shrink and it's gonna be smaller. It's gonna turn into

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<v Speaker 1>a tank top. You're gonna look like a man with

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<v Speaker 1>a full stomach and a half shirt. Have shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>full stomach. I don't even have muscles, and they looked

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<v Speaker 1>like like baby rock. Yeah yeah, I haven't worked out

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<v Speaker 1>since you have muscles and stomach you like like you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the gym just to pick somebody up. Motherfucker,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even work out. I'm gonna go see your

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<v Speaker 1>friend doctor Miami. Tell me about Dr Miami. Uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Miami does as and titty's stomachs, you know, make

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<v Speaker 1>women look good. We have to talk about your outret first.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very beautiful outfreit. You know what I look like

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<v Speaker 1>gold everywhere. You know. I put my blaze on, let

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<v Speaker 1>my chest out because I have a few female guests

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to show up my chest. I

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<v Speaker 1>see you, Michael Blackton, you have more gold and goddamn

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<v Speaker 1>California gold. Let's Mr T motherfuck. Yeah, yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 1>more gold than Mr T with the jacket. The jacket made.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot his name, but I know this shoe is

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<v Speaker 1>do Chick Cabana. Yeah, that's hands are Roberto Valley, Robertical Valley?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they still open the online now? They could? I

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<v Speaker 1>guess Corona shut everybody off, man, You know, so a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people went out of business, man, they just

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<v Speaker 1>all online. Was at least the stores in Los Angeles area,

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<v Speaker 1>like Robertica Valley is not no longer. Giseppe itself is

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<v Speaker 1>not even no. You gotta buy them online. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you love that story. I don't know. Yeah, I like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the online shop, man. I like I

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<v Speaker 1>like to look at what the funk I'm wearing because

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<v Speaker 1>you buy always come out looking If you buy peach

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<v Speaker 1>and come out looking orange, you buy pink and come

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<v Speaker 1>out looking tope. You buy blue, it looks like purple

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<v Speaker 1>when it. Guess it's never looked the fucking same. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you order anything a lot like a woman or something ever,

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<v Speaker 1>Like buy a bitch online and then she can't you like,

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<v Speaker 1>I order a Chinese bitch and I get a type bit. No, mothersucker,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't ordered any girls online yet, but you did.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in a bunch of Roberto Cavalli and that was

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<v Speaker 1>lucky enough to be here that day, and you gave

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<v Speaker 1>me like a shoe, another shoe and some other shirts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't it didn't look the way I expected

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<v Speaker 1>him to look. Yeah, you're pretty much a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>wears everything that said to me for free. I wear everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you gave me, like one clothing. I have more.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to get rid of some. But we're not

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Dr Miami today. Today we're not on into

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<v Speaker 1>ads and titties. Were into something more important. What's that hygiene?

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<v Speaker 1>Your teeth? Your hygiene? Yes, man, don't you think I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's like? And we won't let him the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>turn on in the world, right, Brad, your brat, your mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>your how your teeth look? You know women judge you

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<v Speaker 1>by your fucking teeth. Yeah, you're right. We should get

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<v Speaker 1>a dental implants today. I need some pearly white teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>just like Steve Harvey. Let me see your teeth wanteth

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<v Speaker 1>like Steve Harvey. Your bottom, your top is white, the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom is but the fu you just brought to the

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<v Speaker 1>top of your teeth. Yeah, the problem is, uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>drink some coffee. Sometimes you just drink on on your

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<v Speaker 1>bottom teeth. Alright, let's talk. We're gonna I'm gonna bring

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that's gonna help you. Give a good brotherly

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<v Speaker 1>good welcome, big welcome to Travor Thomas. Dr Travor Thomas,

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor Thomas. They ain't no regular this guy is. He's black,

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<v Speaker 1>a black doctor. There's on these six black doctors in

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<v Speaker 1>within the next three Yeah, I know, I know three.

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<v Speaker 1>I know three. I know three doctor blocks dr obeying.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy that fixes that ladies, super glue hair, gorilla

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<v Speaker 1>glue hair. And now him, what's your name, sir? Dr

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<v Speaker 1>Traviman R R. T. Try. He's a cosmetic and implant

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<v Speaker 1>dentist stry Holy crap. He has an office in Corona Hills,

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<v Speaker 1>Mardin industry. Been doing this for five years. He went

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<v Speaker 1>to Howard University Howard University. Howard University had Howard University? Howard? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I ever heard of Howard? Where is it to Harvard?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? The funk is not it's next to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like ABC's mother. Howard is in DC. Man, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the number one black college, Puffy who I went

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<v Speaker 1>to Howard? Anybody that made it in life really went

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<v Speaker 1>to Hotward. So you definitely didn't. You went to Divide,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you know? I went to La Valley College for

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<v Speaker 1>two days. I have a baby, had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>work and they get three jobs. May welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to shake my hands? He wants to

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<v Speaker 1>shake your hands. Maybe you will transfer the all the

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<v Speaker 1>boobies you touched through these are my moneymakers? Want to

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<v Speaker 1>sunk up his hand? He used their hands to do. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about teeth. Let's do it. Uh, that's your specialty.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, explain what what the hell is um implant?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what I don't you know? I just thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>growing as a kid, I just push, just brush your

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<v Speaker 1>teeth and you should be okay. But it's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more to teeth than There's a whole lot more and

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately a lot of people have that misconception, so they

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<v Speaker 1>lose their teeth when they get older. So in a nutshello, am,

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<v Speaker 1>planet is like a titanium screw. It's no different on

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<v Speaker 1>me taking a home depot, screwing, putting it in the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm screwing in your head. So that's a titanium screw

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<v Speaker 1>that we place in there. We let it integrate for

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<v Speaker 1>a few months, and we screw tooth, don't it, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're good to go, just like your normal tooth for real,

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<v Speaker 1>for real. So it's like got uh like I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>it on YouTube, Like just like putting on a frame

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<v Speaker 1>in your house, like putting this mirror in your house,

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<v Speaker 1>so you regardless what condition the tooth is in, so

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<v Speaker 1>the tooth is gone at the point you're getting an

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<v Speaker 1>implant the tooth, the tooth is out of there. You

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<v Speaker 1>tooking out. We're taking a tooth out. Yeah, let's beyond

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<v Speaker 1>savable at that point. So just like the surgeons put

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<v Speaker 1>like implants, you put up brand new tooth in my mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>I put a brand new tooth in it. Take the

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<v Speaker 1>old ones out. Yea half of the girls on Terking

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday have implants in there, how you know, sir? See

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<v Speaker 1>he knows all. They come to me on Friday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so after they get all the Mike's cash apps, they

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<v Speaker 1>come to me and they can afford the implants at

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<v Speaker 1>that point, no credit necessary none. Wow. So you've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing this five years? Has it been anybody? You say?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what your mom's fucked up? I cannot help you.

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<v Speaker 1>You need Jesus Alloji, Mohammed Christ, every need everybody to

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<v Speaker 1>save you. Have you had that? Have you had any

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<v Speaker 1>funked up really bad? Have you never helped anybody? Honestly? No,

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<v Speaker 1>man's I've done it so much. I can damn near

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<v Speaker 1>fix anything even when there's nothing there. This guy fix everything.

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<v Speaker 1>So when it's nothing here, you could create something. I

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<v Speaker 1>create something. Man create something? And is it in its permanent?

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<v Speaker 1>It's permanent, it's permanent. Wow, that's that's so Michael Blackson.

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<v Speaker 1>You know his money maker is his teeth. You know

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<v Speaker 1>a little gap on it. Uh. He mentioned to me

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<v Speaker 1>before one of these days he might change his teeth

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<v Speaker 1>into like you know, not like Steve Harvey is too big,

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<v Speaker 1>like uh, what kind of thing you like? Like? Puff daddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably the like suing like little fucking like he like

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<v Speaker 1>a mouse. I need I need bigger teeth like Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Bige. No, no, no, I mean I said one day,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what when I make enough money, because I

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<v Speaker 1>make more money right now, I'm being on cute like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't underestimate your beauty. Michael Blackson, you already African king

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<v Speaker 1>of a comedy. The girls love you? Did you love me?

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<v Speaker 1>And in Africa has to sign a royalty man. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you keep the gap, keep the gap, the gap. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>do on diamond like a little oozy or something that

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<v Speaker 1>put the diamond in between my gap instead of my head.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do it, Mike, He said, you can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you put blood diamonds there? Ladies go, we get

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<v Speaker 1>something to drink please, I have a whole you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get your teeth faste. Give us some drinks please,

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<v Speaker 1>Blacks and angels free whitening on me for everybody? And

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<v Speaker 1>can you like this African doctor already kick? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>have Nadia bring me some? Bring us some? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to drink your dentist shot? No, you're freaking

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<v Speaker 1>alcoholic being a dentist right, uh huh. I was told

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<v Speaker 1>that don't drink colorful drinks and it stains your teeth correct.

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<v Speaker 1>So what the funk that mean? We shouldn't drink like handy,

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<v Speaker 1>don't drink like nothing, you know, so you do it

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<v Speaker 1>in moderation. So this is my thing. As long as

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<v Speaker 1>you're senior dentist Ragle every three to three to six months,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine, it's right. So if you do mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you do too much of anything, it's bad for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'll give you too much water you're dry,

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<v Speaker 1>But just come come to us on the normal and

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<v Speaker 1>worst case scenario. I whiten you up white and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael white and everything I can even white, and Michael, Mike, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>you can make me white white like Michael Jackson. I

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<v Speaker 1>called my friend Michael you mentioned earlier for that shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to dr Oban. I don't Michael Oban, Yes, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>white little sucking credit score goes up and then it stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, letting me any places and just I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to have proved me for loan where I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go through the struggles Man College for

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<v Speaker 1>cops that will stop shooting me. I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>shot at least once. Oh my god, you know he's

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<v Speaker 1>a dentist. Damn man. I feel like I'm at the club.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so hard. These are the blacks and angels.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to meet your blacks and angels. Can you smile

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<v Speaker 1>for the dentist? I what what do you? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you recommend it? What do I recommend? My got it? O?

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<v Speaker 1>Teeth is already done. That canus is already beautiful, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to touch it. That's natural. That's natural

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<v Speaker 1>as all hers. I can tell. Did you get something done?

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<v Speaker 1>They look really nice? You have all your fucking molus

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<v Speaker 1>and premolus, sevent your teeth jeans come from mom. How's

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<v Speaker 1>your mom's teeth look? It looks like a lot of kid.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, Mike. She likes to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>KNDI shop so to keep Thanks, thanks, ladies, Thank you goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a liar, Mike. He's going to be broke.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always complimenting the real teeth. He's real. It's real good.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what to touch and what not to touch.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is smart. When I grew up, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be like because I like to touch everything. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>But um, back to teeth, all right? I mean what

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<v Speaker 1>a what causes bad bread? Bacteria? Bacteria in your mouth?

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<v Speaker 1>So flossing, I will argue is more important and brushing.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to do both. But what happens a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of bacteria is trapped beneath the gums. As that bacteria

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<v Speaker 1>is trapped beneath the gum, that starts to eat it

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<v Speaker 1>at the gump tissues as ginger vitus by definition, as

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<v Speaker 1>it eats away at the gump tissues, the gump tissues

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<v Speaker 1>getting in flame. Once they're in flame, that allows more

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria to get in there. So it's like a cyclical nature.

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<v Speaker 1>So bigger gums, more bacteria, more space, more bacteria, and

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<v Speaker 1>just keeps cycling. Um. So that's the biggest thing is

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<v Speaker 1>the bacteria in the mouth. Um. You actually be pretty

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<v Speaker 1>surprised how important to bacteria the mouth is not only

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<v Speaker 1>bad breath, but how blood pressure, diabetes, heart attack, stroke,

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<v Speaker 1>and the biggest one we just finished on research on

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<v Speaker 1>your rectile dysfunction. Repeat that again. It causes badrick. You

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<v Speaker 1>know why you're you're two inches and never turned into

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<v Speaker 1>three if you don't floss. Really, goddamn it, Michael Blacks

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have any flows. It wrecked out the function. That's

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely right, because when whenever, I bet, when if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever want a girl a bad breath, your dignam gets hot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a smart one, isn't that right? There you go,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to go to Howard University. It's such a turnoff.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure ladies are probably a woman pussy will

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<v Speaker 1>get wet when the guy has a bad breath. So

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<v Speaker 1>how can we keep our breath fresh and not smelling?

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<v Speaker 1>And all of that? Great question? Brush floss, brush floss,

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<v Speaker 1>and don't eat so much ass on the weekend. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say every other weekend. But guilty, Yeah, I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you you want you want the honest answer, Make

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<v Speaker 1>sure university, not I graduated with Dr Love, not Howard

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<v Speaker 1>University online. Make sure university. But in all serious standard

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<v Speaker 1>brush and flossing. Does it mean time? So we actually

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<v Speaker 1>commend three times a day or after every meal, three times,

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<v Speaker 1>three times a day two to three months. Mike eats

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<v Speaker 1>times a day. That's my fucking run. Look at what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing, Michael, And you didn't give me. But I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even watch that. How do you know I eat

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<v Speaker 1>as every weekend? Chinese best friend? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I could see it in your face your asked either,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it as a very long time, at least

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<v Speaker 1>for Valentine's days. Every time you mentioned him eating' as

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<v Speaker 1>you smile a lot. My dentist, I pay attention to mouse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I drank too much tequila makes watch me all

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<v Speaker 1>the time for no reason. Um. So basically a basic

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<v Speaker 1>flaws in and brushing and you keep that's that's the

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<v Speaker 1>most important thing. That's the most important thing. Um. And

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<v Speaker 1>then like I said, Senor Dennis, every three to six months,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, um, even though I do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>four mouth three my best patients, and when I can

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<v Speaker 1>go in check and just clean you and keep it

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<v Speaker 1>moving so you don't think what you eat, like what

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<v Speaker 1>goes in your stomach come through your breadth as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually that's very true. But it's um. It goes

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<v Speaker 1>back to when we're talking about the gum and bone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually most important, not what goes in your stomach,

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<v Speaker 1>but what gets trapped in between the gum and bone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what's most important. You know, everybody says the

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<v Speaker 1>mouth is the gateway through the body, But the major

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<v Speaker 1>nerves that run in the mouth, you know, they shoot

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<v Speaker 1>up behind your ear, they go to your brain. They're

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<v Speaker 1>going down to the rest of your body, so on

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<v Speaker 1>and so forth. Most of your systemic conditions are due

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<v Speaker 1>to inflammation. Most of the inflammation you find in your

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<v Speaker 1>body is directly related to the bacteria in the mouth. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So I can pick out almost every major disease in

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<v Speaker 1>my patients, correct their oil hygiene, and wash their conditions,

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<v Speaker 1>improve in their body, things that their medical doctors have

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<v Speaker 1>missed for years. Wow. Interesting, man, that's absolutely right. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, ladies and gentlemen, flaws brush, see your dentist

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<v Speaker 1>at least three to six at least every three to

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<v Speaker 1>six six a month, and get your fucking teeth clean

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<v Speaker 1>on the regular. And then you know, and if your

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<v Speaker 1>teeks fucked up, you can get brand new to your

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<v Speaker 1>whole new mouth, get a whole new mouth, all new,

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<v Speaker 1>like all thirty two teeth, or there's no point for

0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:19.879
<v Speaker 1>you going all thirty two. But we can do all

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<v Speaker 1>thirty two. You just just uh, it's like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>putting a rat on a use car, right, for thirty

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<v Speaker 1>two includes to wisdoms. That's what I'm saying. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>need the wisdom teeth, but we can get you all

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight. So okay, but how many teeth I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had thirty two. So the back ford doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying, yeah, the wisdoms don't matter. Wisdoms doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>You have wisdom teeth because I got all of it

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<v Speaker 1>all my teeth here. I used to flow us up before.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'll start again after I meet your friends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>get CV yesterday, Mike, get me some flows. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>fishing when I suck out my Patreon pages. Now live

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<v Speaker 1>my weekly titty Tuesday and Thursdays, moving exclusively with the Patreon,

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<v Speaker 1>where they would no longer be sensor about the social

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<v Speaker 1>media companies. I would also be sharing dully updates plus

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<v Speaker 1>show announcements here first see you on Patreon. Your mother

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<v Speaker 1>saw cuts? You should Yeah, I got somebody you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't flush, but I try to flush, like before

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<v Speaker 1>I go to sleep. That way, the food doesn't spend

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<v Speaker 1>the night in my fucking teeth. At least do that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think before you go to bad. At least don't

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<v Speaker 1>let that food go to bad in your mouth, just

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<v Speaker 1>like a site beat. We don't know. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>really bad bad breath experience. I'm not sure if I

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<v Speaker 1>shared on any of my shows before, Like I never knew,

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<v Speaker 1>like sometimes we don't know. We had bad brad, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember like when I came here from the stage,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, back home, when you know things have changed. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm as kids, get the teeth clean. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not showing the regular but you know, back home and

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<v Speaker 1>being raised in a village slash town, you know, our

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<v Speaker 1>biggest concern is finding fucking food. What're you about the dentist?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? So I actually saw Mark came to state.

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<v Speaker 1>I just brushed my teeth. I thought everything was okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just you know, I never really got my

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<v Speaker 1>teeth claim I just brushed, and I'm one time I

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<v Speaker 1>think I pissed a girl off and she's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go get your teeth clean. Your breaststeaks, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then so I went to the dentist. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I said this bitch to my breath, stink dentist. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>He's so she's either a hater or she's just and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad, I senior breath. Well not because I've

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<v Speaker 1>been taking care of my teeth since then. So I

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<v Speaker 1>went to the dentists and mind you and probably in

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<v Speaker 1>my mid twenties, i've yeah, I've never really went out

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<v Speaker 1>a teeth clean. I probably got it like little things

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<v Speaker 1>dumb once or twice. And I got a third teeth

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<v Speaker 1>clean costing me like six hundreds something dollars. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a showing money. And she showed me a picture,

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<v Speaker 1>a picture before and after, and I'm like, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why my breath was smelling, you know. And since

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<v Speaker 1>then I got to dentists every three or six months

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<v Speaker 1>get my teeth done. And I'm so glad that I

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<v Speaker 1>pisted her off. And she finally told me that I

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<v Speaker 1>had an issue because I didn't think. You know, we

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<v Speaker 1>never you could not. People always do to try to

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<v Speaker 1>smell that breath. You could never smell your breath. It

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<v Speaker 1>takes another person to tell you. And most of your

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<v Speaker 1>friends are not going to try to hurt your fad.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's hurt fault for you to have three or

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<v Speaker 1>four children because all the girls want to sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>you because you're breast smell is so good. Right, Thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that, man, Thanks for that. But now now

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<v Speaker 1>I make sure like our flowers and I do everything

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<v Speaker 1>because it's important. You know, I don't get a cute.

0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:54.200
<v Speaker 1>You are beautiful woman is breastmell like trash truck juice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, no matter what whatever she's saying, all your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth is full of ship. To me, you'd be surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the most beautiful women come in and their

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<v Speaker 1>teeth throwing up. Gang signs man and he will get

0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:12.440
<v Speaker 1>your brand new teeth. Man. So how can it reach

0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:14.080
<v Speaker 1>you so to get some new teeth if this ship

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<v Speaker 1>is fucked up? Easiest way the cashman is on I

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<v Speaker 1>G Instagram? What is tell me? DM? Dr Traff Thomas,

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<v Speaker 1>Dr dot t R E V T H O M

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<v Speaker 1>A s okay. So Dr Traff Thomas, reach out to me,

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to doc man. He will take care you

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<v Speaker 1>get your brand new teeth. Flying. If you're an l

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<v Speaker 1>A or unit area, just sometime you gotta get on

0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:36.840
<v Speaker 1>the plane and get that perfect treatment. If you come,

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<v Speaker 1>you fly out to allegator teeth done. I'll let you stay.

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<v Speaker 1>My guests from six of my patients fly in. So

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta cover. We gotta cover. All right, good, what's

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<v Speaker 1>all about smiling and laughing. Let's bring my next guest

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<v Speaker 1>to the show. Uh, I mean comedians, we open our

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<v Speaker 1>mouth for a lot, we speak a lot, and my

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<v Speaker 1>next guest is uh knowing this guy? For? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I would least the first time we did a show

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<v Speaker 1>together was I remember, I just built my house in Delaware,

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<v Speaker 1>and I built that house in two thousand and eight.

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<v Speaker 1>It was probably around two thousand and eight. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about thirteen years ago was when we actually worked together.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, um and I probably know him maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a year prior to that very funny comedian. He got

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<v Speaker 1>a special coming on very soon on Netflix Africa. Give

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<v Speaker 1>a big hand for shady Brown lads and gentle my nigga.

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<v Speaker 1>What's out Boston? Welcome man, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea there was Netflix Africa. Michael Block, yes, yes, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Come on man, come on content. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>about Africa? Like Africa? Mike goes, there a lot. You

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<v Speaker 1>think we see hanging trees or something exactly? Man like Africa.

0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:53.639
<v Speaker 1>I hear there's lions everywhere walking around. You could be

0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:56.560
<v Speaker 1>eating lunch. What do you want to drink? Um? I

0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:58.360
<v Speaker 1>was just at water for now. All right, ladies, can

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<v Speaker 1>you get about the water please? That means to kill him?

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<v Speaker 1>Keep bringing them, thank you, thank you, hey, keep doing

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<v Speaker 1>for give my champagne and I'm too dark to drink dark.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me that champagne please because it might Is that

0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:23.880
<v Speaker 1>how you stay dark? Drinking darkly? Now I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>come and I go up outside and I get a

0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:29.000
<v Speaker 1>tame yeah, because I mean it's winter time. Your color

0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:31.320
<v Speaker 1>is really good. Yeah. A lot of people pay a

0:23:31.359 --> 0:23:36.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of money for that color. Like Donald Trump, he

0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:41.440
<v Speaker 1>turned on it was good man. I'm fabulous and fabulous,

0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:47.399
<v Speaker 1>very expecting from Nigeria. Man, how's Nigeria? Uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of crazy things, you know, still going on

0:23:50.920 --> 0:23:53.760
<v Speaker 1>yet they're walking on it. They're walking on it. But

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<v Speaker 1>what's the cool though? You know? The color is the

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<v Speaker 1>happiest people on earth definitely, because you know, in spite

0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:01.359
<v Speaker 1>of everything, was to find something to make us happy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And that's what it makes a unique. Generally,

0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Africans are always happy. Yeah, I've never seen Mike even happy.

0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:11.440
<v Speaker 1>If you got no no, you can make Michael Sacks

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<v Speaker 1>still his money, He's gonna you wanna piss me off.

0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 1>It's still from me. But most of the time we're

0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 1>happy because God gave us this thing called big ass dick.

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<v Speaker 1>An average village man has Africa twelve inches considered smart listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I have one leg. This is my one. Is Dick

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<v Speaker 1>my leg? I lost my leg. I'm sure he has

0:24:36.320 --> 0:24:41.160
<v Speaker 1>one leg. It's the village's you know. But when last

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:45.120
<v Speaker 1>time were you home? Seventeen? But I'm going next month.

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:47.600
<v Speaker 1>It's been a while, it's been three years and three

0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 1>years not bad. A lot of people coming and they

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.320
<v Speaker 1>forget about home, you know. I mean, of course I've

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<v Speaker 1>been going down the regular because I'm building a school.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's to give back. Did you ever find

0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:04.399
<v Speaker 1>out did you ever name your school? Michael Blocks, you

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 1>talk about it a lot. No. Yeah, it's not about me.

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:11.560
<v Speaker 1>It's about going on like man with comedy. So you

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<v Speaker 1>know your comedy comedies especially is coming on very soon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this next month for real. It's schooling to be all

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<v Speaker 1>over Africa. Okay, so it could only be seeing in

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Africa for now, and then after a month they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>upgrade it to global so we'll be able to see

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<v Speaker 1>not bad man coming up. It's been working on it

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<v Speaker 1>for a while. And let me tell you, Michael was

0:25:33.440 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>one of my biggest inspiration when I came to the Sting. Wow,

0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Michael Blox. Yeah, And I'll tell you what we matt

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:43.520
<v Speaker 1>uh I was hosting Africa Laps. It was showing the

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Africa Channel now fresh from Nigeria. My style of comedy

0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, tell a story, go to punchline.

0:25:50.640 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>Michael came and made me feel like I wasn't the

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:57.919
<v Speaker 1>wrong profession. He cut it out. Now, I'm like, I

0:25:58.000 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 1>need to leave what I'm doing now, man, this is

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:01.280
<v Speaker 1>not coming did but I need to. I have to

0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:05.600
<v Speaker 1>go on the study. Michael right like what he had

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:09.720
<v Speaker 1>everybody crying and rolling. I'm like, okay, alright, uh, this

0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:11.879
<v Speaker 1>is the company I'm doing. I need to get back. No, no,

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you see with him, he you know, he taught a

0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 1>story with a great punchline. You know, probably because your

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:19.480
<v Speaker 1>audience at that time was you know, who did you

0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 1>work like? Did your shows around mostly Africans? Mostly Africans?

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:26.159
<v Speaker 1>See with me. I started my comedy with hard chilthood

0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:31.080
<v Speaker 1>black people. Then motherfucker's have no patience. You ain't got

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Tony had no fucking story. So I learned to make

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:37.800
<v Speaker 1>my jokes, punchline, punch my ships like bam bam, bam, bam,

0:26:37.840 --> 0:26:40.560
<v Speaker 1>bam bam bam, you know, And that's just how I

0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I how I grew up because some stand up comic

0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:48.280
<v Speaker 1>because my orders was tougher than probably his orders a

0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:51.720
<v Speaker 1>few times, and those people peeping on their banks laugh,

0:26:52.600 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I would give you thirty jokes in ten minutes, you

0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:57.840
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. That's how and because that's how

0:26:57.880 --> 0:26:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I started with the kind of orders I had, you know,

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:01.959
<v Speaker 1>and that's why I think me, That's why I think

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:04.879
<v Speaker 1>a lot of time. You know, comics that starts coming

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:09.120
<v Speaker 1>from rough cities, and you know you have no chance

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>but to be a great comic. You know, Guys from

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:14.360
<v Speaker 1>New York, got from Chicago, Guys from like Detroit and

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 1>in Philly and like d C. You know, those cities

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.920
<v Speaker 1>are so rough that you get on stage, you gotta

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 1>bring them jokes right away and you gotta keep it

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:27.040
<v Speaker 1>going right. So you know, we know, but I appreciate it.

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the um it's support. I appreciate the love,

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, and I'm glad I opened up doors, you know,

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>for people, for like a whole bunch of income in

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:43.159
<v Speaker 1>Africa comics, you know, and you know, let's not forget

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 1>the Afro Week and you're the one that boost up

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:50.239
<v Speaker 1>the Afro weet song. Yes man, I definitely. You know,

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 1>love my continent, everything my Africa, man, when I mean

0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 1>just touched me. And I try to like bring introduce

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Africa to America, you know. And I started playing a

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 1>lot of afric beat music and got Blackpool hooked on it.

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:05.879
<v Speaker 1>And then that's how they started getting to know the

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:09.800
<v Speaker 1>vido and get into this kid and did Joanna did Joanna?

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 1>You you actually promoted our song so well that everybody

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:16.480
<v Speaker 1>got to know Michael Blecks and you made all these

0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:22.120
<v Speaker 1>African uh Africa singers platinum. It's all good man, It's

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 1>just it's all about just you know, getting my continent heard.

0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 1>That's all. Yeah. I love Africa, anything about my continent

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>just yeah. Now that there's always rivalry, especially when we

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>play soccer and Nigerian Ganna always at each other's throat

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:38.160
<v Speaker 1>where we play against the African couple of nations. Now

0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:41.360
<v Speaker 1>you're at Ghana, Cameround, Code Devoir, South Africa like the

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 1>African giants. So when we're playing against those times, oh man, yeah,

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Michael Cassie, we still have beet. Nigeria and Ghana has

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:53.720
<v Speaker 1>this love beef. It makes the best your love rice

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 1>really Ganana say the big bestjeove Frice. But we know

0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 1>nigeras to make the best jealove Rice, you know, and

0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 1>hear about that before, right, We think gonna make the

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 1>best your love and believe in that. You know. I

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:07.760
<v Speaker 1>spent most of my African life in Liberria and I

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 1>think like Bery, your love is good as ship too.

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 1>So it's just the beef continuous. Man. We had figured

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 1>out time. If you want to see us united at

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the World Up, if there's one African nation left, oh yes,

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>we all come together to be behind that African nation.

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I think Ghana was the last night,

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 1>oh so close when we lost the Ugo. I wouldn't

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 1>forget that for five man good, I'm so I'm still

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.840
<v Speaker 1>upset about that they were the last. We all riding around.

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 1>We want to Ganna to go. We definitely support each other. Man.

0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:43.400
<v Speaker 1>One thing about Nigerian artists, Nigerian definitely support each other

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>so much. And when the thing when I first came,

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 1>when I first started doing stand up, the first set

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 1>up Africa's I performed for with Nigerian's mother's Nigeriary unions. Yeah,

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I saw clips of so I did the first one

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:59.800
<v Speaker 1>and every Nigerian at one point that I was Nigerian, yeah,

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell him.

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm gonna I'm gonna get this Nigeria money.

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>And it was booking me almost every year, you know,

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>because I was like the only comic you know with

0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 1>the African descent that was really doing it so off

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>that used to come on Stay with Bad Food, back

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 1>foot Man. But I told a story how I even

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:26.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean when as far as you know, putting on

0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the guard, when I first started standing up, you know,

0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:31.240
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even I went went to stay dress regular,

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:34.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, still had a little slight accent because you know,

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 1>I've been America for a few years and I'll go

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 1>on stage and I'll tell the joke and the joke

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 1>was just average. And I remember one night I was

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 1>on stage and I did a joke about family member

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 1>and brought out the accent harder and the crowd laughed

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 1>everything I said in the accent. I'm like, you know

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 1>what I'm just gonna do my I'm gonna bring this

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 1>nigga back to bring the whole Africa out of me.

0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 1>So I started talking, you know, brought out my accent

0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:02.719
<v Speaker 1>more and then throw the garb On. I'm like, I'm

0:31:02.720 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna go Village Africa, take his shoes off

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 1>wing stage, bad foot it My career jumped to the

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 1>next level. When did you get the title Michael Blacks

0:31:11.880 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>and the African King of Comedy? What year was that was?

0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 1>That's when I I was backstage at Comic View and

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to figure out wasn't me my phrase?

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Like I prior to Comic View, I will go on

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 1>stage and be like, hey, motherfucker, you punk beach, motherfucker.

0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is BT. I can't say motherfucker. So

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm in backstage. I'm like, what the funk I'm gonna

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 1>replace motherfucker. Wait, I'm like, mothersucker. You're mothersuckercker You mothersucker.

0:31:41.200 --> 0:31:45.719
<v Speaker 1>Dentists you mother sucker. Say bro your mother sucker. Everybody

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 1>became a mother sucker and it stuck. And twenty some

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 1>years later, man, mother suckers. I needed to say mother

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 1>one phrase and open the door for the rest of

0:31:57.080 --> 0:32:01.440
<v Speaker 1>my Africans. And this guy is larious. I can't wait

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.160
<v Speaker 1>for the special to come out, and I can wait

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>to come out and become global, you know. So the

0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 1>whole work we see it and that and we're working.

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I know we talked about doing something, you know, just

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 1>like what African China was doing, but this time around,

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, take it the next level. I have an

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 1>idea you guys should have a mother Sucker tour. Ya

0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 1>that's a good idea. Have you around find the advice

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 1>of getting priors out. Actually, what's up, mother sockers. This

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:37.520
<v Speaker 1>is your African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>to ask you a question. Oh you subscribe to my podcast,

0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:44.720
<v Speaker 1>The mother Stuck, a podcast with me Michael Blackson. If not,

0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 1>you are missing out on the crazy interviews. They're exclusive

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes content of my life and tons of

0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>celebrity guests. So listen up, mother Sucker. Stop what you're

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:59.120
<v Speaker 1>doing right now and go find the mother Sucker Podcast

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:02.040
<v Speaker 1>with me Michael Floxing on it, I Heart Radio, Apple,

0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Subscribe It's free.

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 1>So go do it right now and don't forget to

0:33:09.560 --> 0:33:17.720
<v Speaker 1>catch a new episode every Tuesday. Let's do like we

0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 1>talked about what Tiffany had This did when she hosted

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 1>the show featuring you know those different comics. I mean,

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>shout out to this guys everybody. The funny thing about it,

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:29.360
<v Speaker 1>all those comics that was on Tiffany Show. There's are

0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:32.080
<v Speaker 1>guys that we all started together. So we're so good

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:36.000
<v Speaker 1>to see that platform to get them to be heard,

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 1>because nowadays it's like, you know, if television is not

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:43.239
<v Speaker 1>what it is anymore. You know back then when when

0:33:43.280 --> 0:33:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I started stand up, you have to go get on

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:47.960
<v Speaker 1>TV to be known now and it's like social media.

0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>So the guys that again to shine, all those guys

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 1>that build the audience on social media, you know, the

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>DC young fly there and you know, not not the

0:33:57.160 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 1>guys that not the original comedians from back in the

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 1>day who didn't really take such a media that's serious.

0:34:02.080 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 1>And now Tiffany was able to bring them guys back

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:07.920
<v Speaker 1>and you know now so now we get to know

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 1>them now, we get to not a new generation, get

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 1>to know them. So that's what I need to do,

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 1>something like that and featuring my African comments. So many

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Green and a lot of them are looking up to Michael, like,

0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 1>y'all we're gonna do you need to do it like

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:24.920
<v Speaker 1>this year we're doing. Do you have any question for

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 1>the for the Tief doctor. Yeah, he's the gap too. Yeah,

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 1>see royalty royalty, So don't close it. Don't close you

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>get it. It's a unique identity if you feature, like

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:44.319
<v Speaker 1>if you have to have a cartoon character, that would

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 1>be like, you know, my gap is so big, I

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 1>think I only need a need like a fucking golden

0:34:52.160 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 1>straight bridge need bridge. Yeah we didn't. What's that? What

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 1>then put a baby shoot my fucking mouth? No? You know,

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Chris Rock a big teeth, right, he got a new teeth.

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>What's the thing about your mic? Maybe one of these

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:13.520
<v Speaker 1>days you decide to get nice teeth, like, well, Chris

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Rock is like fifty million dollars at least he's worth that,

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:18.759
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying, So he could go ahead

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 1>and look cute or he wants I need to look

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 1>ugly for my money. I tell you, Mike, you're underestimating

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>your beauty. I think the teeth is just gonna make

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:33.319
<v Speaker 1>it more like explode your career. Let me ask the

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:37.359
<v Speaker 1>ladies things about that's the latest. Come up, blacks and angels?

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Can you come up? Now? Ya? Where are you come out?

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:42.879
<v Speaker 1>Kick you? I want to ask his teeth question? Did

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:51.360
<v Speaker 1>you bring any uh? Like? What is those Grandma's use stripes? Stripes.

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:54.399
<v Speaker 1>Did you try it? Like he should try to see

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:58.799
<v Speaker 1>if he has a gap? Look at that? Asks? Can

0:35:58.840 --> 0:36:02.399
<v Speaker 1>you stop putting asking my face? I'm a family man

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 1>without a family, I'm gonna lose my family looking at

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:11.719
<v Speaker 1>so what you like? What's what's your like? You like

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:17.479
<v Speaker 1>my gap? Teeth? I love it? You know why because

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 1>women always think of sexual She probably just think about

0:36:19.600 --> 0:36:24.640
<v Speaker 1>clearterers between my gap. She's trying to use me. I

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:27.320
<v Speaker 1>just like my men to be a little ugly because

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't like no, not a little, a little she's

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 1>a little rough, like a little overweight. Oh really, she's

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:42.399
<v Speaker 1>like fat guys, so they'll never cheat on you, like

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:46.800
<v Speaker 1>the Beauty and the Beast. That was the best fantasy.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 1>But what do you like about a man's teeth? Kiki?

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Like anything in particular? Like do teeth matters? Like what

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you did a guy? There's been like when they have

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 1>snaggle teeth? You want because why my code onto a

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 1>clear and pussy up. You know, then she's gonna get

0:37:05.520 --> 0:37:09.799
<v Speaker 1>like we end up with geners and her pussy. She

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 1>don't want a man with a bad breath. That's terrible

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 1>and like cavities and all this time you have a

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:20.080
<v Speaker 1>bad breath story, like a guy or whatever anything like.

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 1>You actually don't have one. I mean I have a

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 1>lot of horror stories. I just don't really remember right now.

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:30.920
<v Speaker 1>But so you never had a male breath suck on

0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 1>your titties. Now now your titty smell like stink. They

0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 1>have stink nipples, Thank god. No, I think you would

0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:44.879
<v Speaker 1>when they drink beer. That beer breath smell is there,

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 1>but I think na um, you know, breath killer. That's

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 1>why they put grandnuts at bars. You guys don't know

0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:59.000
<v Speaker 1>the grandnuts killed? What peanuts? Peanuts? Okay, we got a

0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 1>grandnuts we grant as an Africa peanuts Peanuts supposed to

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:07.799
<v Speaker 1>kill or you know wipe you know like eraise it. Yes,

0:38:07.840 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 1>smell alcohol smell. Did you know about that? It's true.

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 1>So you know the same way you put oil and

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 1>water and they separate, it helps lift it off of

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.800
<v Speaker 1>the time. Holy crap, you never knew. I never knew that.

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:21.720
<v Speaker 1>That's why they have That's why all the buds always

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 1>have peanuts. I will never be driving drunk again. So

0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:28.879
<v Speaker 1>she probably put some penuts and pussy. If you eat

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 1>it that way, it will before you go after the club.

0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>You just eat peanuts. You'll never get du Michael Black Hello,

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:39.879
<v Speaker 1>and wipe the be at your map never you drink

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 1>to kill it, motherfucker. But you not design for that, Michael.

0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:49.960
<v Speaker 1>The village, like in African village, they use the peppermint,

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 1>peppermint stick and it kind of, you know, like freshens

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 1>the bread that cleans at the same time, you know,

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:56.839
<v Speaker 1>you use a chewing stick. Yeah, remember some of them

0:38:57.040 --> 0:39:00.360
<v Speaker 1>they use the mint leaves and chew it and you know,

0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:02.719
<v Speaker 1>brush that teeth with it kind of freshens it. And

0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:05.680
<v Speaker 1>if you notice the American to paste meat to that.

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 1>So we just chew the mint leaves like natural like that,

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:12.600
<v Speaker 1>and just had no idea. And that's why you don't

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 1>want an Afrigan to bite you high, you know not

0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:19.480
<v Speaker 1>when we when I'm fighting, When I'm fighting, I'm losing

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 1>the fighting forever. I might be related to Mike Tyson. Hey, yeah, Mike, Mike,

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:35.319
<v Speaker 1>Mike Dyson, your friend, Mike Dyson ever any name came out. Yeah,

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.600
<v Speaker 1>we ever losing the fight. They're gonna bite you. You're

0:39:38.600 --> 0:39:42.839
<v Speaker 1>gonna swallow like Mike Dyson, Mike swallowed, spit it out,

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:45.239
<v Speaker 1>you spit it out. Yeah, it tastes like Vander Holy

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Why so next month the special comes out? Um, the

0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:53.879
<v Speaker 1>doctor already told you. Guys, if you're trying to get

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:57.880
<v Speaker 1>your teeth, get brand new teeth all those you like?

0:39:58.160 --> 0:40:02.879
<v Speaker 1>You help anybody crackheads or whatever. Everybody thinks the only

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 1>work with celebs, But I help anybody actually, like my

0:40:06.080 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>my average page. You have like a payment plane on,

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I have four different payment plans, And if you're scammer,

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:13.719
<v Speaker 1>just don't tell me as long as it clears on

0:40:13.760 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 1>my end. What's that score? Do you accept Obamacare or

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 1>biden Care? Not accept Obamacare? I do? I do as yeah,

0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 1>accept the insurance. I'm branded as a celebrity dentist, but

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 1>most of my patients are average folks. Man, all right,

0:40:35.760 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 1>we do we do. Uy, it's cosmetic, but we are.

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.319
<v Speaker 1>We have four different financing options for most folks, you know,

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:41.839
<v Speaker 1>So I tell everybody I don't expect you to walk

0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:43.680
<v Speaker 1>in my office and buy a car. So if you

0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:47.880
<v Speaker 1>miss a payment, do you possess a teeth yours? But

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>company your house? Not even knock it out? Called Mr

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:56.439
<v Speaker 1>You called Mr t knock it out? You start about

0:40:56.440 --> 0:41:00.400
<v Speaker 1>with the molar? What about whiteming? Yeah? What about go

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:03.319
<v Speaker 1>for it. What about it? Do it? Yeah? Yeah, do

0:41:03.320 --> 0:41:06.239
<v Speaker 1>it every day? Okay, how long does it take? So

0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 1>one of our process we do four fift team in

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:10.880
<v Speaker 1>the sessions in the chair. Is it one of the

0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:12.160
<v Speaker 1>things when you put that thing in your mouth and

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:14.680
<v Speaker 1>your teeth that shines like a light, that's exactly what

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:19.920
<v Speaker 1>it is. Yeah, yeah, you do zoom white teeth whitening.

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Zoom zoom teeth whitening. Really, how the hell that work?

0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 1>How does it work? So? Oh, I thought you give

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:32.880
<v Speaker 1>them something? Oh no, no, no, my friend. So like, okay,

0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 1>we've seen a lot of adds. What about you know, stripes?

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:38.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, like some people don't they walk, they do work.

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 1>But this is, uh, this is the rationale behind it.

0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:43.359
<v Speaker 1>By the time you actually see a change that you like,

0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:45.759
<v Speaker 1>you spent three times as much as opposed to just

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>going to the danners. And on the same day. So

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:51.840
<v Speaker 1>was the average cost whitening average in America's two hundred

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:55.000
<v Speaker 1>or five hundred? Okay, so teeth whitening is not not

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:56.920
<v Speaker 1>too expensive. And how long does it last? How long

0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:59.560
<v Speaker 1>your teeth stays white? Minimum of six months? We say,

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 1>don't do it more than twice a year. Okay, that's

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 1>not bad. At the last time my white in mind

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:06.319
<v Speaker 1>was three years ago, and I haven't noticed too much

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:08.359
<v Speaker 1>of a shift in shade. But that's if you don't

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:11.000
<v Speaker 1>drink coffee though you know, coffee like kind of but

0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:13.040
<v Speaker 1>even you know, like I always telling them earlier, man,

0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:14.880
<v Speaker 1>you just do everything in moderation. So even if you're

0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:17.239
<v Speaker 1>drinking the coffee, you know you're brushing. It's the same

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 1>way we tell folks after you smoke, brush your teeth.

0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I know it's not realistic, but if you're brushing and

0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:24.400
<v Speaker 1>flossing immediately after, even just rinsing with some more, that

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:26.239
<v Speaker 1>goes a long way. Because what you don't want to

0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:27.839
<v Speaker 1>do is you don't want to allow to bio film

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:29.920
<v Speaker 1>to kind of harden on the teeth. And once you

0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>get that initial layer of plaque or stains on the teeth,

0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:34.400
<v Speaker 1>then it's a lot easier for the build up. But

0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:36.120
<v Speaker 1>if you're never a lot of initial layer to stick,

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like snow. If you don't let that first layer

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:40.520
<v Speaker 1>of snowstick on your car, then it doesn't power up.

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>But what's that first one? Michael Blackson has a lot

0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 1>of snow bunny problems he does, then he needs to

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 1>see always get stuck with him. You always get stuck

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 1>with him. They get stuck in the gabber. I'm done, alm,

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:59.040
<v Speaker 1>snow melted. Motherfuck Back to Nudian queens and Asian persuasions

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:08.720
<v Speaker 1>for now, seriously, Chinese best friend, well, motherfucker, Dennis, Dr Trevor.

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:11.279
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate we learned a lot today, Chinese best friend

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 1>essentially leader. Show brush your fucking teeth. Yeah, a lot.

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go Seius and get me some flaws and

0:43:16.920 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 1>then also, my guy special is coming out next Month's

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 1>all right? What's your name again? Brown? Brown, j brown

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:29.279
<v Speaker 1>like s h a. It is s e y i.

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Bodies pronounced like shape butter s e y i. Buties

0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 1>pronounced shape like the shape butter, like sailing h shape butter. Yeah,

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:44.319
<v Speaker 1>like shape butter shape, butter shape, butter. You put it

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>on your skin. Never had one? Yeah, yeah, the moisturizing yeah,

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 1>the only used of you know sometimes ladies and gentlemen

0:43:53.400 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 1>go ahead to give me. I can follow you. Oh yeah,

0:43:57.040 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 1>My Instagram might is s e y i on the

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 1>scull brown, that's shade on the scull brown. That's right,

0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:05.399
<v Speaker 1>follow him and look out for a special coming very soon.

0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You're in Africa, you're on luck. If you're not in

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Africa with a month about the time you get your

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:13.400
<v Speaker 1>stimulus check, it would be on. I gotta find a

0:44:13.600 --> 0:44:18.200
<v Speaker 1>booth leg coming somewhere, Mike, I would sell it to them.

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 1>That's right. And then, of course Dr trev Um give

0:44:22.800 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 1>me I g one more time if I could, Dot

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 1>trev Thomas. I'm a tourist. I like long walks on

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:30.280
<v Speaker 1>the beach. He likes the long walks in the beach

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:33.439
<v Speaker 1>and long plusses on the tape. Well, appreciate you guys

0:44:33.440 --> 0:44:37.399
<v Speaker 1>for joining us. Thank you boss man man. I'll see

0:44:37.800 --> 0:44:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm bringing Chinese beats when we get a teeth

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 1>done and get my two next guests in here. I

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 1>like it. Amazing, guys. I'll see you in Africa. I'll

0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 1>see you that next month. Michael blacks and Bill his

0:44:52.600 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>square for five minutes. So, yeah, he meets teachers. He

0:44:56.280 --> 0:45:00.279
<v Speaker 1>only got one right now. I'll teach yeah to do

0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:04.200
<v Speaker 1>some free co Yeah, you'll come in class. When you

0:45:04.200 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 1>build a school, I'll do a mission trip to your school. Oh,

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna give everybody been here is Mike. No, he's

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:13.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna clean, come and clean your teeth, man, why not

0:45:12.960 --> 0:45:17.720
<v Speaker 1>do they need some Yeah, they just need teeth clean

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and everything. Yeah that's great. What a good person. Friends,

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 1>you got your Mike all well, thanks for coming, guys,

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.960
<v Speaker 1>next guest, best friend, thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:45:28.000 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Boss man. I see like Netflix Africa, take it exam

0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 1>with my girls, the ladies one. I got two more

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:37.279
<v Speaker 1>guests come in and let's figure out what they want. Yes,

0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:41.239
<v Speaker 1>boss man, thank you. Why is the same show. You

0:45:41.239 --> 0:45:43.440
<v Speaker 1>don't have to change your hair. It's the same show.

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to change your hair. Mike, alright, that

0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:48.840
<v Speaker 1>was you learned a lot today, man, A lot, Yeah,

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:55.120
<v Speaker 1>a lot. The importance of flossing, brushing your chees uh

0:45:56.120 --> 0:46:01.040
<v Speaker 1>eating what do way you eat? Because it affects a

0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:03.480
<v Speaker 1>lot of your body. Well, I'm what this show was

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:06.360
<v Speaker 1>all about. It It was a dentist and my homie.

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:11.239
<v Speaker 1>You know, um, healthy show. Let's keep the show going. Man.

0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I got two gets two more, got two ladies coming.

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:16.479
<v Speaker 1>That's why I water. I want this outfit to um

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:21.399
<v Speaker 1>you know my first uh female guests. Um, she's an

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:25.439
<v Speaker 1>upcoming artist. Really, she got a single that's coming out.

0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:30.359
<v Speaker 1>She has a huge ask. I mean, good heart. I'm

0:46:30.400 --> 0:46:34.480
<v Speaker 1>in and great personality. She's originally from Colombia. Watch. I

0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 1>think she's Colombian Colombia. I think she's raising New York. Uh,

0:46:39.719 --> 0:46:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that's Monica. Can you come up here? Police Monica vvs

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Monica welcome, come on in. It's a fisher, mother suck at.

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:50.960
<v Speaker 1>My picture on page is now live my weekly Titty

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Tuesday and the Thursdays a movie exclusively the Patreon, where

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>they could no longer be sensor about the social media companies.

0:46:58.400 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I would also be sharing dully updates plus show announcements here.

0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>First see you on Patreon, mother suckers, My good Monica,

0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 1>where you don't. I'm gonna need insurance on that chip.

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 1>She brought the whole, she brought, she got. I think

0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 1>she's carrying her kids in her ass the future. She's

0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 1>pregnant in her butt cheeks. I'm guaranteeing you right now,

0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:34.839
<v Speaker 1>she's as twins in her assis. Okay, enough about my eyes.

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:38.720
<v Speaker 1>So where did you meet this motherfucker? Mothersucker? Oh god,

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:42.319
<v Speaker 1>we met through like a meet your friend. She's a

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:47.200
<v Speaker 1>well not yo Matthew Summer. And then she's, uh, you

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 1>have a your singles coming out? Yeah? Yeah, I have

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:55.720
<v Speaker 1>a single coming out called that bitch, that bitch because

0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:59.080
<v Speaker 1>she's that bitch. Motherfucker right, what does it take to

0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:02.880
<v Speaker 1>be that bit? Yeah, you just gotta have you just

0:48:02.920 --> 0:48:05.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta be a boss bitch. You gotta have your ship together.

0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:08.919
<v Speaker 1>You just gotta so when you become that bitch, that's

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 1>when I mean and then so like, uh, be in

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:19.759
<v Speaker 1>the bitch the bitch. The bitch doesn't like that bitch.

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Different between that bitch than a bit, right, because the

0:48:24.640 --> 0:48:28.279
<v Speaker 1>bitch is just a brook bitch. That bitch is the boss. Oh,

0:48:28.440 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 1>that bitch is the boss. So the song is called

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 1>that bitch. Is it about you being that that boss

0:48:33.600 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 1>bitch right in charge? What sounds of your breast? I'm

0:48:38.480 --> 0:48:41.799
<v Speaker 1>Tim Tuesday. No, seriously, I'm curious because I look over

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:45.239
<v Speaker 1>it because Mike is really good at guessing guests the

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:49.440
<v Speaker 1>boomsites like you used to work at Victoria's, doesn't she

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 1>has a small waist and like, because that whole described

0:48:55.680 --> 0:48:57.919
<v Speaker 1>to figure out the number has to do with your back.

0:48:58.640 --> 0:49:04.720
<v Speaker 1>But I'll give it like a thirty for triple fucking d. Goddamn,

0:49:04.760 --> 0:49:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it's got me two midges in her chest. No, I'm

0:49:07.200 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 1>actually I didn't even know this he stands for everybody's

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 1>titties on her chests. Okay, he is for everything, Mike.

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Everything is a D like that in your class. No,

0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't that far to funk up. I said, triple

0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:26.879
<v Speaker 1>D next to triple ds. E? There is I never

0:49:26.920 --> 0:49:30.920
<v Speaker 1>heard of an after triple ds E. Right? Are you

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:37.840
<v Speaker 1>thirty six? Okay? Thirty six? But it's a lot easier

0:49:37.880 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 1>you could do that. He is victoria secrets do have E? No,

0:49:41.200 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 1>but I just get a triple D? Can I get

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 1>my fucking credit? Didn't make fucking Victoria's secrets? Now we

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 1>know what the fucking secret is a secret. You know

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:57.719
<v Speaker 1>what the secret is? They don't have or I'll go

0:49:57.800 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 1>to agent vocat the right. All right. So while we

0:50:01.800 --> 0:50:03.760
<v Speaker 1>so this song is coming out, you have a released

0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:06.840
<v Speaker 1>date for the song? Um, probably like around March. I

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:10.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't decide yet. Sometime this month or next month? Okay?

0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 1>All right? So I mean, and if your titties are

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:18.239
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna make a music video? Yes, Mike is gonna

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 1>be in it, because Mike, he will do that. Whether

0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:25.320
<v Speaker 1>the he Beach dance. He's very good at the he

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Beach dance. Okay, I'm not I don't know about this, okay,

0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:35.880
<v Speaker 1>so we tell me. You know what, you're Colombian, Combian

0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 1>and Hundaran. Wow, so your parents met like an immigration

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 1>office where it man mad accustomers. Hey, you're gonna deporter? Yeah,

0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting deported to Can we fun real quick? You

0:50:46.680 --> 0:50:48.799
<v Speaker 1>have a kin in America? Then we could both stay

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 1>in the country. That's so funny. You guess that one, right,

0:50:51.800 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Michael relaxing. Yes, so he raised in New York. Brooklyn's

0:50:56.200 --> 0:51:00.400
<v Speaker 1>son was born in Queens and raised in Brooklyn. I

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:03.640
<v Speaker 1>could tell about how the next together everything we're in

0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes. It's like Hollywood and don't don't pretty much

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:19.560
<v Speaker 1>learning what this year geographic? All right? Well, um, how

0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 1>long you've been singing? It's like a year now. I

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:28.000
<v Speaker 1>just started a new artist coming. So I mean it's

0:51:28.320 --> 0:51:30.640
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be tough for being a woman. You know,

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 1>in this industry, everybody want to fuck you, put the

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 1>dick in you, titd fuck you and do all that

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:39.040
<v Speaker 1>ship just to put you on. It's tough. So I mean,

0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:41.439
<v Speaker 1>how is that working out? You know, being a woman,

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:43.400
<v Speaker 1>is everybody trying to put that dick inside of you?

0:51:44.320 --> 0:51:46.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean yes, but that's not happening at all, Like

0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:49.320
<v Speaker 1>and that's right, and but you don't think eventually you

0:51:49.360 --> 0:51:51.120
<v Speaker 1>have to give, like somebody gotta put the dick in

0:51:51.160 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 1>you for you to get to the next level. I'm curious,

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.040
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know. I'm not a woman. I know

0:51:56.160 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 1>it's tough. I do you know, to make it this comedy?

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:01.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean I had a fun two very ugly women

0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:05.160
<v Speaker 1>to make it to this, to the next Do tell,

0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Michael Blaxton, do tell, what is it? I didn't have

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 1>an about it really just eat us as. I just

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:16.120
<v Speaker 1>had to be funny man, you know. I mean it's

0:52:16.239 --> 0:52:19.040
<v Speaker 1>we weren't an era where your talent. I mean, it's

0:52:19.080 --> 0:52:21.800
<v Speaker 1>like all about who you know and you know the

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:24.480
<v Speaker 1>right connection, you know for ladies. I feel so bad,

0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:27.239
<v Speaker 1>like you know what ladies have to go through to

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 1>get to the next level. But you know you're doing it.

0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:31.920
<v Speaker 1>You're doing it the hard way. You're gonna let your

0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:34.520
<v Speaker 1>talent speak for yourself. Yeah, you know you have to

0:52:34.520 --> 0:52:37.000
<v Speaker 1>suck no dick or nothing. Do you have a sample,

0:52:37.520 --> 0:52:40.120
<v Speaker 1>you have a song? Yeah, I can play you something. Yeah,

0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Well we can't like to hear it, Michae. I'm gonna

0:52:44.480 --> 0:52:47.840
<v Speaker 1>well she has a knifephone. Michael Blaxon her first century.

0:52:48.000 --> 0:52:50.439
<v Speaker 1>I'll play you a little bit of that bitch song. Yeah,

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:53.640
<v Speaker 1>we want to hear it. It's connect good it is.

0:52:54.640 --> 0:52:57.040
<v Speaker 1>She's Michael Blaxon on that one at all. His name

0:52:57.239 --> 0:53:20.839
<v Speaker 1>is the Beach. Yeah, oh there it goes. Yeah. Yeah,

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:42.919
<v Speaker 1>can y'all come and dance when I'm coming? That's really good.

0:53:43.000 --> 0:53:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I like that. My goodness, we're gonna blow up that

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:53.799
<v Speaker 1>song on TikTok Michael Blacks. Oh yeah, we're gonna make

0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:57.279
<v Speaker 1>a TikTok dancing. We're gonna do a TikTok dance. Yo.

0:54:01.840 --> 0:54:09.359
<v Speaker 1>You gotta do a TikTok dance for that. Ya Hey, Hey,

0:54:13.560 --> 0:54:16.680
<v Speaker 1>We're definitely gonna make a dad bitch song on TikTok. Yeah,

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:23.319
<v Speaker 1>my Mike, let's ticktok. Yeah, Mike, how did you get

0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:27.280
<v Speaker 1>all that money? It's up holiday today? Banks are clothes?

0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Where'd you get that from the laundry store? I'm I'm

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I like that song. It's really good. Thank you. I'm

0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:47.239
<v Speaker 1>pretty sure a lot of girls felt like time out,

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 1>time that music off, time to stop the music, hold

0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.800
<v Speaker 1>that time about get my money back, give me my money.

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:55.640
<v Speaker 1>This is not that was just an act. I have

0:54:55.760 --> 0:55:01.399
<v Speaker 1>trying to support you, can I have? I need my money, Mike,

0:55:01.800 --> 0:55:04.520
<v Speaker 1>She's so uber here you know how much uber foolish

0:55:04.719 --> 0:55:14.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking dollars? Thank you. Mike's just joking, alright. The song

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:16.719
<v Speaker 1>is hot? Why wish you lost the lost of luck

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:20.320
<v Speaker 1>with the song? I hope everything works out. I hope

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:24.600
<v Speaker 1>things go as playing. Um, let me bring my next guess.

0:55:24.719 --> 0:55:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Can y'all squeak to? Can you sit together? My neck?

0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't leave the show? I need all ladies head, I

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:32.640
<v Speaker 1>want my I want my chest out. Yea. He wears

0:55:32.680 --> 0:55:36.400
<v Speaker 1>special bell from the Philadelphia right, Mike, is that a

0:55:36.600 --> 0:55:40.399
<v Speaker 1>special bell you're wearing? You got the Philadelphia bill? Yeah?

0:55:40.480 --> 0:55:44.080
<v Speaker 1>This is for the I got Africa, Mike, my continent,

0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:47.120
<v Speaker 1>the city I was raised in. And enough of course

0:55:47.560 --> 0:55:49.960
<v Speaker 1>some fucking Cuban link like you have to explain to

0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:53.839
<v Speaker 1>the podcast listeners what the blocks and angels are wearing

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:56.800
<v Speaker 1>because you know they can't see it on What do

0:55:56.880 --> 0:56:00.200
<v Speaker 1>you mean put you're wearing love because they are full

0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:07.600
<v Speaker 1>of love? Like what jogging pants podcast? Yeah? Please take ladies.

0:56:08.920 --> 0:56:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I need my fu money. I will sue you. I

0:56:16.320 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 1>love you both. That was a liar please, ladies. I

0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:27.520
<v Speaker 1>have a famie children. I'm telling them about that. Oh

0:56:27.680 --> 0:56:30.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the village guy. Yeah, the village guy. Yeah, I

0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 1>got like two shirts from him. Was this village that's

0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:36.640
<v Speaker 1>what it says? No, no, no, what I forgot what

0:56:36.719 --> 0:56:39.319
<v Speaker 1>it is. We'll forget that. He's from It's Gonna. He's

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:42.440
<v Speaker 1>from Gonna. Bringing my next guest to the show. I

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:46.560
<v Speaker 1>the West West African Dog. I met her Instagram. You know,

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 1>she's I'm the one time was this. It was a

0:56:49.800 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>video of this girl dancing. I'm like, my god, this

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:54.960
<v Speaker 1>girl is so gorgeous. She got to get the exposure

0:56:55.000 --> 0:56:59.120
<v Speaker 1>that she deserved. Yeah, so I started posting her and

0:56:59.200 --> 0:57:01.719
<v Speaker 1>next thing, you know, you know, I remember her. It's

0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:06.160
<v Speaker 1>really good skin color, beautiful, gorgeous. I'm like, god, I'm

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:08.680
<v Speaker 1>so jealous. And then I got it. One time, I

0:57:08.880 --> 0:57:10.520
<v Speaker 1>we got in touch with each other on our FaceTime.

0:57:10.560 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Her and her brother was in the background and I'm like,

0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:15.680
<v Speaker 1>put him on the phone. I'm talking to a brother.

0:57:15.840 --> 0:57:18.520
<v Speaker 1>He was darker than me. I was so pissed. I

0:57:19.440 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 1>was so jealous of his blackness that he was darker

0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:24.560
<v Speaker 1>than me. I'm like, man, I thought I had this.

0:57:25.080 --> 0:57:27.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm not hanging around you because you're gonna win the

0:57:27.400 --> 0:57:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Dark competition, You're gonna be leading, you win the high

0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Ce contest. Whatever. But she's so gorgeous and I posted

0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:36.600
<v Speaker 1>her a few times on my page, introduced her to

0:57:36.680 --> 0:57:39.160
<v Speaker 1>the to the world, you know, at least my part

0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:43.040
<v Speaker 1>of the word. You know. Nick Cannon also noticed and

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:45.840
<v Speaker 1>then had the cast members of Wild and Now contact

0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:49.360
<v Speaker 1>her and got on the show without audition. So let's

0:57:49.360 --> 0:57:58.520
<v Speaker 1>give a big hand for Westever. Yes, beautiful, Oh and

0:57:58.720 --> 0:58:02.720
<v Speaker 1>she's all about jac was just in Ghana together. She

0:58:02.840 --> 0:58:05.040
<v Speaker 1>was in Ghana when I was there. We co hosted

0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:08.520
<v Speaker 1>at an event at a resort. You know, I try

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:10.880
<v Speaker 1>to help. I try to since she could teach Rider

0:58:10.960 --> 0:58:14.560
<v Speaker 1>how to dance roder and dance for ship Rider dance

0:58:14.640 --> 0:58:18.240
<v Speaker 1>like she has two left feet or she has to

0:58:18.320 --> 0:58:20.200
<v Speaker 1>go rid of glue on her body. It's how skiff

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Rider is. So she's gonna help. She's gonna help. You're

0:58:24.520 --> 0:58:29.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna teach. Yeah, So how you So since wiling out,

0:58:29.560 --> 0:58:32.320
<v Speaker 1>what's been going on? Like, what's what's up? Well, I

0:58:32.720 --> 0:58:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm a full time college student, so smart intelligence. Yes,

0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:41.040
<v Speaker 1>you know the thing about being an African, it's something

0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:43.760
<v Speaker 1>must we must go to college, and we must finish.

0:58:44.000 --> 0:58:46.120
<v Speaker 1>You have to do that for your parents, you know,

0:58:46.440 --> 0:58:49.240
<v Speaker 1>even though you start on entertainment and you say, okay,

0:58:49.360 --> 0:58:51.800
<v Speaker 1>this this death intimate is definitely for me. But you

0:58:51.880 --> 0:58:53.480
<v Speaker 1>know you want your parents be proud of you at

0:58:53.480 --> 0:58:55.240
<v Speaker 1>the end of the day. So you just gotta finish.

0:58:55.280 --> 0:59:00.240
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go back to college. Listen, just mom. Mother

0:59:00.640 --> 0:59:03.240
<v Speaker 1>is happy, alright, motherfucker. She like, Mike, you know what,

0:59:03.320 --> 0:59:06.600
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go college for college? Mike, She's

0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:09.320
<v Speaker 1>go to Western Union. Send me this money. Imagine if

0:59:09.360 --> 0:59:13.520
<v Speaker 1>you get a right university master, she would be so happy. Man. Motherfucker.

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:15.400
<v Speaker 1>My mom, don't give a fight. She's want of money.

0:59:15.440 --> 0:59:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Sent the Western unip she said, Western Union right now. Wait,

0:59:18.960 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I forgot the Western of your office,

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:24.120
<v Speaker 1>texting me Mike, I'm at the Western Union. You know

0:59:24.400 --> 0:59:29.240
<v Speaker 1>just that nothing is there yet. So yeah, she's at

0:59:29.280 --> 0:59:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Western Union. I gotta send the money soon, you know.

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Um so you ye or natural body has never done

0:59:35.680 --> 0:59:38.280
<v Speaker 1>nothing to your body? Right, No, no new titty, no

0:59:38.440 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 1>new ass. What do you want? Well, I feel like

0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 1>when I'm done giving birth, I think I might Okay,

0:59:46.560 --> 0:59:51.480
<v Speaker 1>it's not fair. Your ties can you give us some

0:59:51.560 --> 0:59:56.160
<v Speaker 1>of your that I want to get a production? Actually, see,

0:59:56.240 --> 0:59:58.760
<v Speaker 1>people are never happy, like some who have too much

0:59:59.000 --> 1:00:02.520
<v Speaker 1>you don't trying to get rid of something, or you

1:00:02.600 --> 1:00:06.480
<v Speaker 1>have real boobs. Wow, that's what I heard with a

1:00:06.560 --> 1:00:11.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of real boobs girls the time of carrying the

1:00:12.280 --> 1:00:17.480
<v Speaker 1>the coconuts, Like how about the natural girls with the ass?

1:00:17.960 --> 1:00:23.280
<v Speaker 1>That's right natural as so you know, um, I mean

1:00:23.360 --> 1:00:26.600
<v Speaker 1>being a guy and being dog skinned is a lot

1:00:26.760 --> 1:00:30.240
<v Speaker 1>different than a woman, you know, and you are so

1:00:30.480 --> 1:00:34.760
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous and sometimes people like okay, like what dos somebody compliments?

1:00:35.000 --> 1:00:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Non compliments? You've got being beautiful and dog as if

1:00:38.840 --> 1:00:41.680
<v Speaker 1>you're not app to be beautiful when you're dark? Like

1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:43.320
<v Speaker 1>what are these things people have said to you? Like

1:00:43.480 --> 1:00:46.440
<v Speaker 1>people mostly like surprised sometimes, like even being in l

1:00:46.520 --> 1:00:48.240
<v Speaker 1>A for like two weeks now, I went to the

1:00:48.280 --> 1:00:50.440
<v Speaker 1>barbershop to get my head caught, and everybody was just

1:00:50.560 --> 1:00:54.280
<v Speaker 1>like what the heck? Like do we have girls like

1:00:54.400 --> 1:00:56.440
<v Speaker 1>you here? And I'm like, that's what do you mean?

1:00:56.640 --> 1:00:58.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't see chocolate girls here in l A? Like

1:00:58.800 --> 1:01:00.920
<v Speaker 1>they were all stunt, like for real, I had never

1:01:01.000 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 1>seen many guys like surprised by how I look. Sometimes

1:01:05.880 --> 1:01:07.720
<v Speaker 1>but you two pretty for a dark skin girl, Like

1:01:07.960 --> 1:01:10.160
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean exactly? Like, what do you mean?

1:01:10.320 --> 1:01:15.840
<v Speaker 1>But that's the thing. But for many years, I mean,

1:01:15.880 --> 1:01:20.880
<v Speaker 1>we were Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood is like where you come

1:01:20.960 --> 1:01:23.040
<v Speaker 1>to be a star, to make in the next life,

1:01:23.160 --> 1:01:27.200
<v Speaker 1>to become, you know, and in it throughout the years,

1:01:27.440 --> 1:01:30.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, but way back in the seventies and eighties,

1:01:30.520 --> 1:01:34.280
<v Speaker 1>they've never actually showed our dark skin girl. They never

1:01:35.000 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, just in the last few years, like you know,

1:01:37.880 --> 1:01:42.439
<v Speaker 1>we had Lupita, Lupita, you know, uh that they've never

1:01:42.560 --> 1:01:45.280
<v Speaker 1>really shown a leaning woman. It's very hard to have

1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:47.720
<v Speaker 1>a leaning woman as a dark skinned woman. You know.

1:01:47.960 --> 1:01:51.040
<v Speaker 1>They've always fed up with fed us with lighter complexion,

1:01:51.040 --> 1:01:53.920
<v Speaker 1>all white or lighter complexion or white. And I think

1:01:53.960 --> 1:01:57.320
<v Speaker 1>it's time to break that barrier. It's time. It's time,

1:01:57.760 --> 1:02:00.920
<v Speaker 1>you know. But we know and us it's time of

1:02:01.000 --> 1:02:04.640
<v Speaker 1>the of our life where especially black people are looking

1:02:04.640 --> 1:02:06.720
<v Speaker 1>for identity. You know. It's not like back in the

1:02:06.840 --> 1:02:08.720
<v Speaker 1>day when we first you know, when I was a

1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:10.840
<v Speaker 1>kid in America, where it's all about being light skinning,

1:02:10.960 --> 1:02:12.680
<v Speaker 1>this and that and made fun of the dog. Now

1:02:13.160 --> 1:02:16.560
<v Speaker 1>everybody looking for identity. Nice, it's cool to be darker now,

1:02:17.120 --> 1:02:20.280
<v Speaker 1>you know. So now it's your time to shine and

1:02:21.680 --> 1:02:25.120
<v Speaker 1>and Hollywood and to give our dog skin completion women

1:02:25.640 --> 1:02:29.320
<v Speaker 1>more rose. I mean they're just as beautiful as any

1:02:29.400 --> 1:02:33.040
<v Speaker 1>other person and mean more beautiful, you know, and natural

1:02:33.400 --> 1:02:36.960
<v Speaker 1>natural beauty. So yeah, Hollywood stopped fronting on my dog skin.

1:02:38.400 --> 1:02:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Get your ship together. You have a lot to do

1:02:41.160 --> 1:02:45.120
<v Speaker 1>with it. Michael Blackson. Yeah, well you know where the

1:02:45.200 --> 1:02:48.480
<v Speaker 1>dog skin man. Um. You know, we went to a

1:02:48.640 --> 1:02:51.280
<v Speaker 1>rough time. And if we went through a rough time,

1:02:51.600 --> 1:02:54.520
<v Speaker 1>the dog skin women went through a rougher time, you know.

1:02:54.840 --> 1:02:57.880
<v Speaker 1>And we were not released from prison pretty much like

1:02:57.920 --> 1:03:01.600
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't a hiding the skin. We weren't released to

1:03:01.760 --> 1:03:05.800
<v Speaker 1>like you know, Wesley Snipes New Jack City came out.

1:03:08.240 --> 1:03:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I think, I don't know, probably we have to go

1:03:10.560 --> 1:03:12.320
<v Speaker 1>to the High co C competition and find out who

1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:15.560
<v Speaker 1>so like Wesley Snips and then people are like big

1:03:15.640 --> 1:03:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Daddy Kane, so I'm back and again you know, um,

1:03:19.080 --> 1:03:22.800
<v Speaker 1>and then came you know, Flavor Flame is not a

1:03:22.840 --> 1:03:26.040
<v Speaker 1>good example, well a con and you know, and then

1:03:26.400 --> 1:03:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I think those guys opened their doors wants to show,

1:03:29.920 --> 1:03:31.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, like what I think Westley is one the

1:03:31.520 --> 1:03:33.320
<v Speaker 1>first one when he did New jack City. Every woman

1:03:33.360 --> 1:03:36.200
<v Speaker 1>want to Wesley Snipes because every woman wanted gangster and

1:03:36.320 --> 1:03:39.240
<v Speaker 1>like okay, now gangsters associated with dog and this and that,

1:03:39.640 --> 1:03:41.560
<v Speaker 1>so that you know, sometimes you just take one or

1:03:41.600 --> 1:03:45.000
<v Speaker 1>two persons just to break that barrier, you know. Um,

1:03:45.320 --> 1:03:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I think like just like how Holly Berry broke the

1:03:48.080 --> 1:03:53.600
<v Speaker 1>bearer for black female. Remember that, you know, get right, yeah, James,

1:03:53.880 --> 1:03:57.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, and then Lupitita, you know, helped the dog

1:03:57.920 --> 1:04:00.520
<v Speaker 1>skinned girls you know, get jobs. You know, like, hey,

1:04:00.840 --> 1:04:02.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a lot more of us that a beautiful and

1:04:02.440 --> 1:04:04.680
<v Speaker 1>dog you know, you know, just the same way Western

1:04:05.600 --> 1:04:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the guy that follows you on Instagram, Michael Blackson, Samuel L. Jackson,

1:04:10.800 --> 1:04:13.640
<v Speaker 1>he made a lot to do with a dark skin community.

1:04:14.800 --> 1:04:16.720
<v Speaker 1>How the fund is somewhere Jackson has to do with this.

1:04:17.600 --> 1:04:21.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean here like great Roles Big he's not we

1:04:21.440 --> 1:04:24.640
<v Speaker 1>know when we think about dog, he's dart he's not.

1:04:24.880 --> 1:04:27.040
<v Speaker 1>But he's like nine PM dog, I'm talking about like

1:04:27.200 --> 1:04:32.400
<v Speaker 1>mit night one am, motherfucker, I mean I am. I'm

1:04:32.640 --> 1:04:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably mitting now you pm. You know she might

1:04:36.760 --> 1:04:40.520
<v Speaker 1>be twelve eight No, I'm no. I got about like

1:04:40.560 --> 1:04:43.200
<v Speaker 1>a shade oh yeah, and then you got like you know,

1:04:43.360 --> 1:04:45.360
<v Speaker 1>and then you have eight Kin who is like two am.

1:04:46.160 --> 1:04:48.000
<v Speaker 1>And then you got you know, Flavor Flav who was

1:04:48.080 --> 1:04:52.120
<v Speaker 1>like one am. And then you know, but fucking sim

1:04:52.480 --> 1:04:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Jackson's nine pms. I mean, but he break the I

1:04:57.640 --> 1:05:03.200
<v Speaker 1>think barrier, but with the the dog skin. I mean,

1:05:03.240 --> 1:05:10.800
<v Speaker 1>you guys have fucking jet Lee Jackie Bruce. Oh lord

1:05:11.120 --> 1:05:16.040
<v Speaker 1>what Bruce Lee? What's up? Mother suckers? This is your

1:05:16.040 --> 1:05:18.560
<v Speaker 1>African King of Coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask

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<v Speaker 1>catch a new episode every Tuesday. He's been he's been

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty year. Yeah, they had a stunt gun and

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<v Speaker 1>they had a real bullets on it. That's how he died.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was scammed. So he was like Selena get

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<v Speaker 1>shot by the agent or something. It was an accidental shooting.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Supposed to have blanks, bullets. Bruce Lee,

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<v Speaker 1>Bruce Lee. No, Bruce Lee too, hmm, Bruce Lee didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>How did Bruce Lee die? How did Bruce Lee? Brucy

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<v Speaker 1>died with a gun? Bruce Lee. I thought he got shot, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he got shot. I thought. We have to google it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll look it up. Okay, we'll figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, have you have you ever did a black woman?

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<v Speaker 1>Johnese bestment? I have did it a well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>it was married early. That was that a relationship right away? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That was very early. Yeah. Would you would you date

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<v Speaker 1>like but you? I mean I probably would, but I

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<v Speaker 1>am happily in a relationship right now. You probably would

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do with a black woman anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they will know what to do with me too. Rattles

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<v Speaker 1>like three rattles, like half three eye rattles like half

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<v Speaker 1>an inch. But it's poised on us. Yeah, black women

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<v Speaker 1>like big, not all of us. Yeah, west side, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>have you measured dis No? But you don't want something

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<v Speaker 1>too huge to hurt you. You want to feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to feel pain. So I mean, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said that you for Michael Black and give up?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that called bladder infection? Chinese best friend? Give

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<v Speaker 1>vagina rejuvenation? Monica? How big you like your dick? I'm curious, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you like? Yes? Of course I love men.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I mean that size matter to you? So? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the average? Don't? I don't know what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Have my listener show when when the mirror measuring their dicks?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a whole bunch of dicks to gram TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>different measuring um ship going. I mean I'm very thick,

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<v Speaker 1>so they gotta be able to handle me. So okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a big ask. I mean to funk you

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<v Speaker 1>from the back. You probably need a village dick village?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see? How do you want to show them

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<v Speaker 1>your butt? Can you stand up? I felt like my

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<v Speaker 1>ass was small and the camera no, no shot up?

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<v Speaker 1>Stand up? Stand up? We need to take the front

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<v Speaker 1>out your ear? Stand up? Yes, I want to show yes,

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<v Speaker 1>stand up? Okay, look at that. Wow, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>village dicks. Okay, it's right here. You need more lord,

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<v Speaker 1>but Ghani and women like African women just have huge ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I went to Ghana, I felt like my

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<v Speaker 1>ass was very small, like compared to the women that

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<v Speaker 1>lives in Ghana. I was surprised. And it's natural like

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<v Speaker 1>the fu No not well, now they're copying a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, outside but outsiders. But I think Africans

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<v Speaker 1>have natural body sending us some period like so after

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<v Speaker 1>South Africa, my good, everything's just ridiculous. What they're feeding

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<v Speaker 1>girls over there. And Michael Black's African food foo foo

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<v Speaker 1>jalla Rice, No, no, we're talking about Ghana chicken feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Chicken feet, don't I think they just naturally just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like all the women, the women in my family are

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<v Speaker 1>thinking the guys who are build like crackheads. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got the correct ahead, chide Michael. Yeah my dad, my

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<v Speaker 1>dad was built like a crackhead. My mother's built like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of good though. You don't need to worry

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<v Speaker 1>about it. You don't need to worry about gaining weight. Mike. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I still got a little pot belly, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the pot bundy because the gyms are closed

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<v Speaker 1>and the restaurants are open. What happened to your personal trainer?

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<v Speaker 1>Like actually used to actually work out like he did

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<v Speaker 1>for like two times, and that's improvements to like. And

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<v Speaker 1>you stopped. I was like, no, I'm gonna go back

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<v Speaker 1>to it. He was complaining, he was crying. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>These personal trainers try to try to turn me into

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<v Speaker 1>on the Swash in one day. One day, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>turn me into the Sash. I'm like, let me, let

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<v Speaker 1>me work my way up, get me from Rick Ross

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<v Speaker 1>to a puffy stomach, and then get me Michael B. Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever their name is. Don't just turn me. Don't take

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<v Speaker 1>me from a crackhead too on the swash nigger he

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear like that. And one day that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, motherfucker, I couldn't walk out the bed. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a fire two personal trainers where they'd work you

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<v Speaker 1>too much, and then my legs I couldn't stand. I

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<v Speaker 1>could stand, and then I had to go to show.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go to a show in three days. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sword like consistent, said, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna. I'm gonna, you know, ladies work about me

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<v Speaker 1>looking good. I just wrapped my money around my dick, motherfucker,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all we need. And yeah, Mike disappeared for one month,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, I want to have a six and

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<v Speaker 1>the big muscles, and then there goes he can't get up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was sucking one day this guy. My whole body

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<v Speaker 1>was sort you know. So yeah, but working on is

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<v Speaker 1>definitely you do ship at home. I could just do

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<v Speaker 1>my sit ups. If I do sit ups every day,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I wait four times, four times. Yeah. Mike

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even know the emergency exit this building. It there's

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<v Speaker 1>an earthquake, you will probably jump. He doesn't know where

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<v Speaker 1>the stairs is. I know where the stairs are. You sure,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike if you ever opened that stairs right there opening,

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<v Speaker 1>I closed the door right away. But for read that

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<v Speaker 1>will work well. He really ran into penthouse floor, bucker.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of stopped at the eighth floor and knock

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<v Speaker 1>on somebody's door, like, let me with his luck. He's

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<v Speaker 1>never walking the stairs for years. He might trump all down.

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<v Speaker 1>You go to Ghana, don't you lose weight? Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>feel you know? I try not to eat. If I

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<v Speaker 1>eat it for every day, I'm going to like my stomach,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. But we eat more healthy. I think back home,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's good food. But I stopped. I stopped doing dairy,

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<v Speaker 1>so hopefully that will work. Yeah, it's born and raised amazing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she took English class old old, Yeah she went. She's

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<v Speaker 1>in Ghana and she's well educated. My mother just dropped

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<v Speaker 1>me up at the local public school, you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>learn without vaccination. Just drop me off. What great you

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<v Speaker 1>want him to be? Like? How Day put him in?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happened to me. That's what happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>When ye fucking like, would you like to be eighth grade? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to be sixth grade or seventh grade?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, these fuckers are so tall, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be sixth grade. It's two stories, right, I was

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest one in the class to graduated, and I

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<v Speaker 1>get to choose what class I am. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest one graduated the same ship, was like best friend,

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<v Speaker 1>eighth gradestallan Okay, I know that's why. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>took a grade down, because I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be the shortest one in the class. I

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<v Speaker 1>told my dad I'll take grade take sixth grade. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm different kind of Asian. Yeah, Filipinos, Well, Monica, wish

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<v Speaker 1>you last the last a lot with your music. Thank you. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't give you give me your I G so having

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<v Speaker 1>people fother this, Michael. We hear you, Yeah, I hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what's your Instagram? Monica on the score vvs vvs

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<v Speaker 1>like the diamonds, diamonds forever and shine right like diamond,

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<v Speaker 1>Shane Bray like diamond? Where did you get and what's

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<v Speaker 1>your I found him homeless West African Doll with one

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<v Speaker 1>L because the double L got hacked. Remember, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you helped me on my Instagram back. Can't get over it.

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<v Speaker 1>My first Instagram was what was m West African Doll

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<v Speaker 1>with double L? And that was only one else. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fake pages out there. So did you

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<v Speaker 1>got your original page back? Yeah? You didn't get it?

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<v Speaker 1>We did and get it. Um not giving me I

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<v Speaker 1>G again, it's get the mike here, my i G

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<v Speaker 1>s Nati Milano make sure to check me out and

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<v Speaker 1>um okay, Well, thank you all for joining us. Another

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful It's a great episode. We had like so much

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<v Speaker 1>she went on tonight. Yeah, we learned so much. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we went through a whole master's degree in college. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you all for joining us. The mother stuck a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast with me, Michael Blackson. It's a cavalry audio production

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