Speaker 1: Second date of date. I think a question a lot
Speaker 1: of guys asked themselves while while they're on a first
Speaker 1: date besides what's her name? Again, is how do I
Speaker 1: get this girl out alone into the woods where it's
Speaker 1: just the two of us and nobody else. Oh, Jeffrey, No,
Speaker 1: not you guys. I mean maybe men that should be
Speaker 1: imprisoned us that question. Well, listener, Scott, who asked us
Speaker 1: for help today, did that? What Scott and we do?
Speaker 1: We need to do a welfare check. He actually made
Speaker 1: it happen and apparently had a really nice time. Scott,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Yeah, it's good morning, good morning,
Speaker 1: good okay, good morning. I apologize for the skepticism on
Speaker 1: the other half of the room right now. I am
Speaker 1: one hundred percent on board with you, Scott. Jeffrey, I
Speaker 1: sounded romantic in my head. Okay, maybe Scott can paint
Speaker 1: a better picture than I did. Scott, tell us it's
Speaker 1: about the girl that you met. What's her name? Sure?
Speaker 1: So her name is Tara and I met her on
Speaker 1: one of the dating apps. Okay, you didn't say was
Speaker 1: so that's a good sign. Okay, yeah, no, no, And
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you guys are on them. A
Speaker 1: lot of ladies are into hiking these days. Yeah, at
Speaker 1: least they say they're into hiking. I don't think any
Speaker 1: of them actually would go out and do it. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: you pick them. Yeah, so did you guys go hiking? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's a little bit of a backstory about me.
Speaker 1: I was a boy scout, so, like I really am
Speaker 1: into outdoors and all that stuff more than the well
Speaker 1: two fingers salute to you, sir. Yeah, that sounds free,
Speaker 1: but that's what they do. That's what they do, right,
Speaker 1: it's two fingers. I think it's three. Oh is it
Speaker 1: three now? Yeah, however many fingers it takes. Scott, We're yeah,
Speaker 1: we're happy. So what did you do to get Tara
Speaker 1: out to the woods? So, you know, when you're on
Speaker 1: the dating apps, you're able to look at their social media.
Speaker 1: So I saw a pick of her hiking and she
Speaker 1: was at the Huge Mountain, which I knew of, and
Speaker 1: so I was intrigued, and so that was like the
Speaker 1: start of the conversation and I kind of just kind
Speaker 1: of took off to there and it was great. Was
Speaker 1: the first date was me inviting her for a hike,
Speaker 1: and that's how you know, someone really is into hiking,
Speaker 1: Like when you can just look at the picture and go,
Speaker 1: I know that hike or I know that trail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you know you're really So the question is
Speaker 1: did you come prepared on the hike with snacks and
Speaker 1: or a beverage? I actually just brought oranges. Okay, not
Speaker 1: even on crustable. I mean it is kind of nice
Speaker 1: to like get to your destination at the end to
Speaker 1: have kind of a spread, yea, or just for cramping, right, sure,
Speaker 1: I mean, what were the highlights for you in Tara?
Speaker 1: So I picked her up in the city and we
Speaker 1: started our way and oh, you guys drove together. Yep.
Speaker 1: All right, well that's a really good sign. That's with
Speaker 1: that much trusting to you on the first meeting. So
Speaker 1: how did it go? So it went, I thought, okay, um,
Speaker 1: it went a little different than I originally thought it
Speaker 1: would go. Um. On the way there, I told a
Speaker 1: real quick debt, I have a cabin actually in the
Speaker 1: vicinity of the place. Look, I didn't want to be
Speaker 1: too aggressive about the cabin thing. I just kind of mentioned, hey,
Speaker 1: I have a cabin north of where we're going to hike,
Speaker 1: and that's always no one's kind of an awkward thing
Speaker 1: to say. By the way, I have a cabin nearby,
Speaker 1: because that's normally it's a brand that you have a cabin.
Speaker 1: But if it's like your trail, i'd be excited about it.
Speaker 1: Random man invited you to a cabin in the woods.
Speaker 1: I'm already I'm already in the car with him. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have some trust level with him. Interesting. So you
Speaker 1: didn't like it when I brought it up in the intro,
Speaker 1: But now that we're just talking about it casually, when
Speaker 1: you said it sounded creepy. When he said it, it
Speaker 1: sounded cozy. Oh. If I said, oh, you want to
Speaker 1: compost your own waist out in the woods, then you
Speaker 1: would be all about it. Oh, our cabin does have
Speaker 1: a compost, I do. You won't shut up about it.
Speaker 1: But uh, Scott, so I'm sorry, tell us more about
Speaker 1: your your cabin been out in the woods. Yeah. What
Speaker 1: was her reaction? She was interested. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's interesting, let's maybe head up there and take a
Speaker 1: look at it. Okay, you're not going to stay long.
Speaker 1: You only brought oranges, so well, presumably he has food
Speaker 1: and stuff at the cabin, right, Yeah, you don't know. No.
Speaker 1: I did have to snacks up there, like some canned goods,
Speaker 1: beans and a little beer. Not much, but it was
Speaker 1: a hot first day. Okay, So we get there, have
Speaker 1: a few drinks. We actually hung out on the porch,
Speaker 1: talked about, you know, her family a little bit, and
Speaker 1: it's actually nice. It started to get dark, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to stay there too late because you know,
Speaker 1: obviously if it gets dark, you don't want to be
Speaker 1: kind of you know, hey, we should leave or now
Speaker 1: it could turn in those situations, so you wouldn't. What's
Speaker 1: the other situation? You want to be respectful, right, You
Speaker 1: don't want to like, hey, we'll look at the time,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you want to have
Speaker 1: her come back. Sorry, it sounded like a bad thing
Speaker 1: that you were talking about and was like that warm
Speaker 1: beer breath out of here. Okay, So we're getting out
Speaker 1: of there. We have a good time. I really think
Speaker 1: she enjoyed the cabin. I was pretty confident I was
Speaker 1: gonna get a kiss because like that was the na
Speaker 1: that's where the flow was going. Yeah, you've spent all
Speaker 1: day together. That's not great, and I'm gonna drive it back.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, we should do this again. But then
Speaker 1: I really couldn't tell if she wanted it again or
Speaker 1: she wanted to maybe even meet up again. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: maybe it's for the best that you guys didn't have
Speaker 1: a kiss after tuna and beer. I don't know how
Speaker 1: good of a kiss it would have been. You both
Speaker 1: ate the same thing. You're good, Jeff. You know, I
Speaker 1: for ever want to go to your cabin. It just
Speaker 1: sounds worse anyway. So how long has it been since
Speaker 1: you since you last saw Tara? It's been, uh six days?
Speaker 1: Six days? Did you try for a kiss at the end?
Speaker 1: And no, I didn't try for it again. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be aggressive this, okay, okay, all right, Well
Speaker 1: now we're going to be aggressive when we play a song,
Speaker 1: come back and call Tara and we ask her why
Speaker 1: she didn't want to kiss you at the end of
Speaker 1: your romantic Kevin in the Woods. We'll ask her a
Speaker 1: lot of questions and we'll figure those album when we
Speaker 1: do it right after this, all right, Scott, Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on. You know I could have come in with
Speaker 1: this segment using some creepy, deep, dark, foresty music, but
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. I'm playing Zippity Duda
Speaker 1: because it's a happy day to be alone in the
Speaker 1: woods on a first date, drinking warm beers and eating
Speaker 1: tuna straight out of you can. I think it could.
Speaker 1: It's actually it could be really romantic. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think it was because that's what Scott did when he
Speaker 1: met up with Tara for their first date. One can
Speaker 1: of tuna, two spoons, and we're hoping that sounds like
Speaker 1: a really bad video, maybe a lifetime I'm of happiness
Speaker 1: together now, Scott, before we call Tara, my producer said
Speaker 1: that you mentioned in your email something that happened that
Speaker 1: you thought maybe she could have taken the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we didn't talk about this before. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we missed it. Did something happen? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think an'thing of it. But I had a dear head
Speaker 1: in the cabin, okay, Like it's one of those funny
Speaker 1: things like I don't even hunt. It's this kind of
Speaker 1: thing I just bought, kind of add the ambiance. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. Maybe she was taken back by that.
Speaker 1: That's why I haven't heard. I don't know that. That's
Speaker 1: my only thought though, Well, I think a girl that's
Speaker 1: going to tune out of a can isn't going to
Speaker 1: carry as long as it's not like freshly severed and
Speaker 1: it's like fully taxidermied already like you, it was fully
Speaker 1: prepared right heads on the wall of the bodies and
Speaker 1: the girl. I mean, yeah, I bought it off Amazon,
Speaker 1: so definitely they didn't you kill it yourself. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: why she's unimpressed. I don't think that has anything to
Speaker 1: do with it. Well, let's find out. We're gonna call
Speaker 1: Tara right now. We'll see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Scott, you're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do this. Hello. Hey is this Tarah? Yeah? Who's it? Hey? Tara?
Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Tara, Hey, wait what are we doing
Speaker 1: right now? Oh? Sorry, we're we're doing something called a
Speaker 1: second date update. I forgot to the sound effect. Um, Jose,
Speaker 1: do the sound effect? Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. No, like a radio sound effect, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're kind of a low budget radio station. If you
Speaker 1: couldn't tell Tara lasers Okay, I can't believe you laughed
Speaker 1: at that. I just Yeah, we're we're a wacky morning show,
Speaker 1: and something we do on the show is called a
Speaker 1: second date update, and we're hoping to reconnect you with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners that you went out with recently,
Speaker 1: named Scott. Oh god, oh god, that's not a good one.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't think people like Scott existed, but he
Speaker 1: definitely groves me wrong. And heroic chivalrous men, because yes,
Speaker 1: they do still exist. I don't think that's what she meant.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean by that? I'll
Speaker 1: give it. He's chivalrous. And he asked me to see
Speaker 1: his cabin. It was like super coldy and cute. It's
Speaker 1: the one bedroom. He asked me. We didn't hear that
Speaker 1: he asked you. He said that you're the one that
Speaker 1: brought it up. It was your idea to go see
Speaker 1: the cabin. Yeah, I guess that's right. I was the
Speaker 1: one who asked to see it. And if it was
Speaker 1: like near we're hiking, it was something I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see. Yeah, sounds fun, sounds cool. He mentioned that
Speaker 1: to us, and that he even offered you some cans
Speaker 1: of tuna and warm beer. Yeah, we were just hanging out,
Speaker 1: having fun and like sabers and tuna. I mean it
Speaker 1: was just really rugged and cool. So oh you did
Speaker 1: think it was cool? Okay, where did it go wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We were worried about that. Ah well, Sky has a
Speaker 1: fallout shelter. What, oh my god, like a built in
Speaker 1: bunker in this cabin. No, he's one of those like
Speaker 1: end of Days preppers. Yeah, he's a doomsday prepper. No,
Speaker 1: why would you think that just because he has a shelter.
Speaker 1: He showed me what it was. I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: think he was scary. I thought he was like a
Speaker 1: really like good guy. And then he lifts this hatch
Speaker 1: and we walked down this staircase and like I followed
Speaker 1: him down, like thinking, Okay, this is a little weird,
Speaker 1: but oh it's inside of his cabin with the secret
Speaker 1: Oh Tara, Yeah, anytime there's a hatch opening, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: follow anyone down. What was down there? Was it just
Speaker 1: lat of tuna paradise downstairs? It was packed wall to
Speaker 1: wall with canned goods and water. I mean this is
Speaker 1: like legit. It was really packed in there. Okay, So look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be I don't know anything about
Speaker 1: doomsday preppers. But isn't that a good thing if someone's
Speaker 1: just prepared now. It just depends, like, why does he
Speaker 1: think the world is going to end? Because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you there's all sorts of conspiracy theories that float
Speaker 1: around these type of people. That's what you're working. Brooks
Speaker 1: forwarded me the Facebook links today from the land of
Speaker 1: like Mountain Crazy Preppers. I really am okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: what was he telling you, Tara. I mean, he's definitely
Speaker 1: read too many conspiracy theories. He's telling me he's going
Speaker 1: to be ready for his zombie of popularies are coming.
Speaker 1: Well not yet. Yeah, No, I don't know. I haven't
Speaker 1: read the articles. I just read the headlines and then
Speaker 1: make a sumption. I had a friend's dad who was
Speaker 1: certain that the aliens were going to come destroy our
Speaker 1: crops and then mate with the rest of us. I
Speaker 1: don't know why he wanted to live through that. But Tara,
Speaker 1: you're not interested in surviving the zombie apod. No. After
Speaker 1: he said that, he just officially lost me there. And
Speaker 1: there's no way he was joking about zombies. Like maybe
Speaker 1: he was, like, really nuclear war, but he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to bring it up because that's depressed that's a good point.
Speaker 1: You know what. We should actually ask him that right
Speaker 1: now because I didn't mention this to you, Tara. But
Speaker 1: Scott's been on the other line listening this entire time,
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk. Oh my god, yeah god, Scott. Um.
Speaker 1: By the way, Tara, real quick, why did you give
Speaker 1: away my location? This is a supposed to be no
Speaker 1: one knows about it, well don't know. We don't know
Speaker 1: where your cabin. And why are you taking a stranger
Speaker 1: to the bunker? You have trust her. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be answering any of your questions. Okay, I'm talking
Speaker 1: right now, and I have you know, you've got to
Speaker 1: be kind of reclimped. And is I am not a
Speaker 1: crazy doomed day or prepper like, look at the end
Speaker 1: is near. We all know that. I think we can all.
Speaker 1: I don't think I totally get this guy. It's so
Speaker 1: good that you're prepared and you want to like help
Speaker 1: other people prepare. But I mean, just like our discussion
Speaker 1: about repopulating the earth is the popular, it's just like
Speaker 1: on a birthday, it's just a little too much. I
Speaker 1: only brought it up because it is a reality. I
Speaker 1: think I think it's kind of romantic. What out of
Speaker 1: all the women in this world that I would repopul
Speaker 1: late the world with. He chose taras if you were
Speaker 1: the last person in the world. Dude, Tara has been
Speaker 1: incredibly open and understanding up until the repopulation. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's right, Tara. Can you not see the romance in it?
Speaker 1: There's nothing romantic about being toll It like your biological
Speaker 1: purpose at this point in life is to repopulate after zombies,
Speaker 1: after the undead undid you there is going to be
Speaker 1: an apocalyptic event happening. I see stories all the time.
Speaker 1: I want to be prepared, and so what's what's logical
Speaker 1: about zombies? Yeah, the zombies is where you're losing, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be like in the movies type stuff,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be people walking around, you know, and
Speaker 1: their gore and and just eating other people. It could
Speaker 1: buy so they don't look like movie zombies, but they're
Speaker 1: still eating peatlothes. I'm actually kind of looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: It's better than what we're dealing with right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you guys do want to be prepared for this,
Speaker 1: I totally understand. Yeah, I'll be in my shelter, listening
Speaker 1: to my podcast and reading my maggize. I thought for
Speaker 1: sure you'd be on a ham radio. I really want
Speaker 1: to go some high tech stuff. You gotta keep laughing
Speaker 1: while your radio station burns to the ground and people
Speaker 1: eat you. I'll be hanging out. Oh wow, that's not
Speaker 1: how I first. I'll tell you they're not coming for
Speaker 1: our brains. Out of all of us in this room,
Speaker 1: who would be the most eatable? I think I just checked.
Speaker 1: I'm like almost thirty percent body fat. Jose gets winded
Speaker 1: after taking like twenty steps. He's definitely the first to
Speaker 1: go get more food. But you know what, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I want the two of you. I want the two
Speaker 1: of you. Two. I really never should have reached out
Speaker 1: to you, moron. Obviously you're having a laugh on me.
Speaker 1: But I'm the one prepared. So we'll see how this
Speaker 1: actually turns out. All right, Scott, we get it, and
Speaker 1: make sure you go listen to our podcast where you
Speaker 1: can find Scott's bunker coordinates at brook and jes Pation
Speaker 1: private information which we will give out for free on
Speaker 1: our podcast. Thank you, Scott, Brookie, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I had a really good time
Speaker 1: recording that. Yeah, that was that was kind of fun,
Speaker 1: even though Scott was obviously really animated and not happy
Speaker 1: with us. I will say Brooke did approach our producer
Speaker 1: after it was over and ask for his email, wondering
Speaker 1: if there's an extra space in that bunker. I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you this is why I don't want to
Speaker 1: survive if the repopulation is happening with people like Brookie.
Speaker 1: Don't have to be shy. I know what you really want,
Speaker 1: if you want tuna for life. Yeah, I got to
Speaker 1: see him and on the shelter, He's like, hey, you
Speaker 1: go finish that Canna Tuna. I'm gonna go off. I
Speaker 1: think I hurt his Zombi video. I honestly, I can't
Speaker 1: wait until zombies raided this station and they make us
Speaker 1: one of them, and then we all march up to
Speaker 1: his cabin together and eat his brain as a show.
Speaker 1: Dude jokes on him. I forgot We're going to turn
Speaker 1: into Zone Yes, zombie Radio, when would be like the
Speaker 1: number one? Yeah? Yeah, can you talks tag team goals?
Speaker 1: That's what we are. I'm looking forward to that day
Speaker 1: in that broadcast. But until then, you can always email
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you
Speaker 1: back