WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Not Out Of The Woods

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of date. I think a question a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of guys asked themselves while while they're on a first

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<v Speaker 1>date besides what's her name? Again, is how do I

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<v Speaker 1>get this girl out alone into the woods where it's

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<v Speaker 1>just the two of us and nobody else. Oh, Jeffrey, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not you guys. I mean maybe men that should be

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<v Speaker 1>imprisoned us that question. Well, listener, Scott, who asked us

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<v Speaker 1>for help today, did that? What Scott and we do?

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<v Speaker 1>We need to do a welfare check. He actually made

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<v Speaker 1>it happen and apparently had a really nice time. Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show. Yeah, it's good morning, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>good okay, good morning. I apologize for the skepticism on

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<v Speaker 1>the other half of the room right now. I am

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent on board with you, Scott. Jeffrey, I

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<v Speaker 1>sounded romantic in my head. Okay, maybe Scott can paint

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<v Speaker 1>a better picture than I did. Scott, tell us it's

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl that you met. What's her name? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>So her name is Tara and I met her on

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<v Speaker 1>one of the dating apps. Okay, you didn't say was

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<v Speaker 1>so that's a good sign. Okay, yeah, no, no, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you guys are on them. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of ladies are into hiking these days. Yeah, at

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<v Speaker 1>least they say they're into hiking. I don't think any

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<v Speaker 1>of them actually would go out and do it. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you pick them. Yeah, so did you guys go hiking? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a little bit of a backstory about me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a boy scout, so, like I really am

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<v Speaker 1>into outdoors and all that stuff more than the well

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<v Speaker 1>two fingers salute to you, sir. Yeah, that sounds free,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's what they do. That's what they do, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's two fingers. I think it's three. Oh is it

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<v Speaker 1>three now? Yeah, however many fingers it takes. Scott, We're yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're happy. So what did you do to get Tara

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<v Speaker 1>out to the woods? So, you know, when you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the dating apps, you're able to look at their social media.

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<v Speaker 1>So I saw a pick of her hiking and she

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<v Speaker 1>was at the Huge Mountain, which I knew of, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I was intrigued, and so that was like the

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<v Speaker 1>start of the conversation and I kind of just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of took off to there and it was great. Was

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<v Speaker 1>the first date was me inviting her for a hike,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how you know, someone really is into hiking,

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you can just look at the picture and go,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that hike or I know that trail. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you know you're really So the question is

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<v Speaker 1>did you come prepared on the hike with snacks and

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<v Speaker 1>or a beverage? I actually just brought oranges. Okay, not

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<v Speaker 1>even on crustable. I mean it is kind of nice

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<v Speaker 1>to like get to your destination at the end to

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<v Speaker 1>have kind of a spread, yea, or just for cramping, right, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what were the highlights for you in Tara?

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<v Speaker 1>So I picked her up in the city and we

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<v Speaker 1>started our way and oh, you guys drove together. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well that's a really good sign. That's with

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<v Speaker 1>that much trusting to you on the first meeting. So

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<v Speaker 1>how did it go? So it went, I thought, okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>it went a little different than I originally thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would go. Um. On the way there, I told a

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<v Speaker 1>real quick debt, I have a cabin actually in the

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<v Speaker 1>vicinity of the place. Look, I didn't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>too aggressive about the cabin thing. I just kind of mentioned, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a cabin north of where we're going to hike,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's always no one's kind of an awkward thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say. By the way, I have a cabin nearby,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's normally it's a brand that you have a cabin.

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<v Speaker 1>But if it's like your trail, i'd be excited about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Random man invited you to a cabin in the woods.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already I'm already in the car with him. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I have some trust level with him. Interesting. So you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like it when I brought it up in the intro,

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<v Speaker 1>But now that we're just talking about it casually, when

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<v Speaker 1>you said it sounded creepy. When he said it, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounded cozy. Oh. If I said, oh, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>compost your own waist out in the woods, then you

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<v Speaker 1>would be all about it. Oh, our cabin does have

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<v Speaker 1>a compost, I do. You won't shut up about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh, Scott, so I'm sorry, tell us more about

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<v Speaker 1>your your cabin been out in the woods. Yeah. What

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<v Speaker 1>was her reaction? She was interested. She was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's interesting, let's maybe head up there and take a

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<v Speaker 1>look at it. Okay, you're not going to stay long.

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<v Speaker 1>You only brought oranges, so well, presumably he has food

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff at the cabin, right, Yeah, you don't know. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I did have to snacks up there, like some canned goods,

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<v Speaker 1>beans and a little beer. Not much, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>a hot first day. Okay, So we get there, have

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<v Speaker 1>a few drinks. We actually hung out on the porch,

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<v Speaker 1>talked about, you know, her family a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually nice. It started to get dark, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to stay there too late because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously if it gets dark, you don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>kind of you know, hey, we should leave or now

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<v Speaker 1>it could turn in those situations, so you wouldn't. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the other situation? You want to be respectful, right, You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to like, hey, we'll look at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like you want to have

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<v Speaker 1>her come back. Sorry, it sounded like a bad thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you were talking about and was like that warm

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<v Speaker 1>beer breath out of here. Okay, So we're getting out

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<v Speaker 1>of there. We have a good time. I really think

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<v Speaker 1>she enjoyed the cabin. I was pretty confident I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get a kiss because like that was the na

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<v Speaker 1>that's where the flow was going. Yeah, you've spent all

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<v Speaker 1>day together. That's not great, and I'm gonna drive it back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, we should do this again. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I really couldn't tell if she wanted it again or

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to maybe even meet up again. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's for the best that you guys didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a kiss after tuna and beer. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>good of a kiss it would have been. You both

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<v Speaker 1>ate the same thing. You're good, Jeff. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>for ever want to go to your cabin. It just

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<v Speaker 1>sounds worse anyway. So how long has it been since

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<v Speaker 1>you since you last saw Tara? It's been, uh six days?

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<v Speaker 1>Six days? Did you try for a kiss at the end?

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<v Speaker 1>And no, I didn't try for it again. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be aggressive this, okay, okay, all right, Well

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<v Speaker 1>now we're going to be aggressive when we play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back and call Tara and we ask her why

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't want to kiss you at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>your romantic Kevin in the Woods. We'll ask her a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of questions and we'll figure those album when we

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<v Speaker 1>do it right after this, all right, Scott, Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. You know I could have come in with

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<v Speaker 1>this segment using some creepy, deep, dark, foresty music, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to do that. I'm playing Zippity Duda

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a happy day to be alone in the

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<v Speaker 1>woods on a first date, drinking warm beers and eating

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<v Speaker 1>tuna straight out of you can. I think it could.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually it could be really romantic. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was because that's what Scott did when he

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<v Speaker 1>met up with Tara for their first date. One can

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<v Speaker 1>of tuna, two spoons, and we're hoping that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a really bad video, maybe a lifetime I'm of happiness

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<v Speaker 1>together now, Scott, before we call Tara, my producer said

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<v Speaker 1>that you mentioned in your email something that happened that

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<v Speaker 1>you thought maybe she could have taken the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, we didn't talk about this before. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we missed it. Did something happen? Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think an'thing of it. But I had a dear head

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<v Speaker 1>in the cabin, okay, Like it's one of those funny

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<v Speaker 1>things like I don't even hunt. It's this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thing I just bought, kind of add the ambiance. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't know. Maybe she was taken back by that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I haven't heard. I don't know that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>my only thought though, Well, I think a girl that's

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<v Speaker 1>going to tune out of a can isn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>carry as long as it's not like freshly severed and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like fully taxidermied already like you, it was fully

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<v Speaker 1>prepared right heads on the wall of the bodies and

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<v Speaker 1>the girl. I mean, yeah, I bought it off Amazon,

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<v Speaker 1>so definitely they didn't you kill it yourself. Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>why she's unimpressed. I don't think that has anything to

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<v Speaker 1>do with it. Well, let's find out. We're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>Tara right now. We'll see what she has to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Scott, you're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this. Hello. Hey is this Tarah? Yeah? Who's it? Hey? Tara?

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Tara, Hey, wait what are we doing

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Oh? Sorry, we're we're doing something called a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. I forgot to the sound effect. Um, Jose,

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<v Speaker 1>do the sound effect? Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. No, like a radio sound effect, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're kind of a low budget radio station. If you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell Tara lasers Okay, I can't believe you laughed

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<v Speaker 1>at that. I just Yeah, we're we're a wacky morning show,

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<v Speaker 1>and something we do on the show is called a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update, and we're hoping to reconnect you with

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners that you went out with recently,

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<v Speaker 1>named Scott. Oh god, oh god, that's not a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually didn't think people like Scott existed, but he

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<v Speaker 1>definitely groves me wrong. And heroic chivalrous men, because yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they do still exist. I don't think that's what she meant.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what do you mean by that? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give it. He's chivalrous. And he asked me to see

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<v Speaker 1>his cabin. It was like super coldy and cute. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the one bedroom. He asked me. We didn't hear that

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<v Speaker 1>he asked you. He said that you're the one that

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<v Speaker 1>brought it up. It was your idea to go see

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<v Speaker 1>the cabin. Yeah, I guess that's right. I was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who asked to see it. And if it was

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<v Speaker 1>like near we're hiking, it was something I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see. Yeah, sounds fun, sounds cool. He mentioned that

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<v Speaker 1>to us, and that he even offered you some cans

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<v Speaker 1>of tuna and warm beer. Yeah, we were just hanging out,

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<v Speaker 1>having fun and like sabers and tuna. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>was just really rugged and cool. So oh you did

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<v Speaker 1>think it was cool? Okay, where did it go wrong? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>We were worried about that. Ah well, Sky has a

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<v Speaker 1>fallout shelter. What, oh my god, like a built in

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<v Speaker 1>bunker in this cabin. No, he's one of those like

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<v Speaker 1>end of Days preppers. Yeah, he's a doomsday prepper. No,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you think that just because he has a shelter.

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<v Speaker 1>He showed me what it was. I mean I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think he was scary. I thought he was like a

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<v Speaker 1>really like good guy. And then he lifts this hatch

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<v Speaker 1>and we walked down this staircase and like I followed

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<v Speaker 1>him down, like thinking, Okay, this is a little weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but oh it's inside of his cabin with the secret

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Tara, Yeah, anytime there's a hatch opening, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>follow anyone down. What was down there? Was it just

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<v Speaker 1>lat of tuna paradise downstairs? It was packed wall to

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<v Speaker 1>wall with canned goods and water. I mean this is

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<v Speaker 1>like legit. It was really packed in there. Okay, So look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be I don't know anything about

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<v Speaker 1>doomsday preppers. But isn't that a good thing if someone's

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<v Speaker 1>just prepared now. It just depends, like, why does he

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<v Speaker 1>think the world is going to end? Because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you there's all sorts of conspiracy theories that float

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<v Speaker 1>around these type of people. That's what you're working. Brooks

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<v Speaker 1>forwarded me the Facebook links today from the land of

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<v Speaker 1>like Mountain Crazy Preppers. I really am okay, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what was he telling you, Tara. I mean, he's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>read too many conspiracy theories. He's telling me he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be ready for his zombie of popularies are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well not yet. Yeah, No, I don't know. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>read the articles. I just read the headlines and then

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<v Speaker 1>make a sumption. I had a friend's dad who was

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<v Speaker 1>certain that the aliens were going to come destroy our

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<v Speaker 1>crops and then mate with the rest of us. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why he wanted to live through that. But Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not interested in surviving the zombie apod. No. After

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<v Speaker 1>he said that, he just officially lost me there. And

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way he was joking about zombies. Like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he was, like, really nuclear war, but he doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to bring it up because that's depressed that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. We should actually ask him that right

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<v Speaker 1>now because I didn't mention this to you, Tara. But

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<v Speaker 1>Scott's been on the other line listening this entire time,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wants to talk. Oh my god, yeah god, Scott. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Tara, real quick, why did you give

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<v Speaker 1>away my location? This is a supposed to be no

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<v Speaker 1>one knows about it, well don't know. We don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where your cabin. And why are you taking a stranger

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<v Speaker 1>to the bunker? You have trust her. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be answering any of your questions. Okay, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>right now, and I have you know, you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of reclimped. And is I am not a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy doomed day or prepper like, look at the end

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<v Speaker 1>is near. We all know that. I think we can all.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I totally get this guy. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>good that you're prepared and you want to like help

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<v Speaker 1>other people prepare. But I mean, just like our discussion

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<v Speaker 1>about repopulating the earth is the popular, it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>on a birthday, it's just a little too much. I

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<v Speaker 1>only brought it up because it is a reality. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think it's kind of romantic. What out of

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<v Speaker 1>all the women in this world that I would repopul

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<v Speaker 1>late the world with. He chose taras if you were

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<v Speaker 1>the last person in the world. Dude, Tara has been

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly open and understanding up until the repopulation. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's right, Tara. Can you not see the romance in it?

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing romantic about being toll It like your biological

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<v Speaker 1>purpose at this point in life is to repopulate after zombies,

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<v Speaker 1>after the undead undid you there is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>an apocalyptic event happening. I see stories all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be prepared, and so what's what's logical

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<v Speaker 1>about zombies? Yeah, the zombies is where you're losing, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna be like in the movies type stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's gonna be people walking around, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>their gore and and just eating other people. It could

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<v Speaker 1>buy so they don't look like movie zombies, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>still eating peatlothes. I'm actually kind of looking forward to that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better than what we're dealing with right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys do want to be prepared for this,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally understand. Yeah, I'll be in my shelter, listening

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<v Speaker 1>to my podcast and reading my maggize. I thought for

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<v Speaker 1>sure you'd be on a ham radio. I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to go some high tech stuff. You gotta keep laughing

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<v Speaker 1>while your radio station burns to the ground and people

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<v Speaker 1>eat you. I'll be hanging out. Oh wow, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>how I first. I'll tell you they're not coming for

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<v Speaker 1>our brains. Out of all of us in this room,

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<v Speaker 1>who would be the most eatable? I think I just checked.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like almost thirty percent body fat. Jose gets winded

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<v Speaker 1>after taking like twenty steps. He's definitely the first to

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<v Speaker 1>go get more food. But you know what, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the two of you. I want the two

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<v Speaker 1>of you. Two. I really never should have reached out

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<v Speaker 1>to you, moron. Obviously you're having a laugh on me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm the one prepared. So we'll see how this

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<v Speaker 1>actually turns out. All right, Scott, we get it, and

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<v Speaker 1>make sure you go listen to our podcast where you

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<v Speaker 1>can find Scott's bunker coordinates at brook and jes Pation

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<v Speaker 1>private information which we will give out for free on

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast. Thank you, Scott, Brookie, Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I had a really good time

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<v Speaker 1>recording that. Yeah, that was that was kind of fun,

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<v Speaker 1>even though Scott was obviously really animated and not happy

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<v Speaker 1>with us. I will say Brooke did approach our producer

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<v Speaker 1>after it was over and ask for his email, wondering

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<v Speaker 1>if there's an extra space in that bunker. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you this is why I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>survive if the repopulation is happening with people like Brookie.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have to be shy. I know what you really want,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want tuna for life. Yeah, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>see him and on the shelter, He's like, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>go finish that Canna Tuna. I'm gonna go off. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I hurt his Zombi video. I honestly, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait until zombies raided this station and they make us

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<v Speaker 1>one of them, and then we all march up to

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<v Speaker 1>his cabin together and eat his brain as a show.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude jokes on him. I forgot We're going to turn

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<v Speaker 1>into Zone Yes, zombie Radio, when would be like the

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<v Speaker 1>number one? Yeah? Yeah, can you talks tag team goals?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we are. I'm looking forward to that day

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<v Speaker 1>in that broadcast. But until then, you can always email

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<v Speaker 1>the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you

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<v Speaker 1>back