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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard wine Ger.

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Speaker 3: We're here in the studio. The recording has started, and

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Speaker 3: now I'm in control. There's nothing you can do, No

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Speaker 3: one can stop me. What's going on? Well, first, I

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Speaker 3: this morning. Pick a muffin, for God's sake. I'm parked

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Speaker 3: illegally and I don't have time for you to inspect

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Speaker 3: now that you're out of my way. What else has

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Speaker 3: been happening? We're still watching Little House on the Prairie.

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Speaker 3: We got back into it. We took a small break

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Speaker 3: for no reason, but now powering through season two. Last

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Speaker 3: night's episode, what happened. Let's see, Charles and the girls

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Speaker 3: And that's my entire life. And now I have to

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Speaker 3: remind you of Patreon. Let me just take a moment

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Speaker 3: and say, Patreon dot com slash I said, no gifts

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Speaker 3: body wanted to me recapping housewives, me recapping secret lives

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Speaker 3: So go to Patreon dot com, slash I said no

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Speaker 3: don't want to support the show, you're going to hell. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so now let's get into the show. I simply adore

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Speaker 3: today's guest. Everybody does. It's Nori read Noriri. Welcome to

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Speaker 3: saying gift you.

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Speaker 1: That's so nice. I'm so happy you're here. I'm so

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Speaker 3: The last time we were together, you it was kind

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Speaker 3: the most beautiful blt I've ever seen, Thank you, And

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Speaker 3: then we quickly discovered that the bread was not stable.

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Speaker 1: It was it was a house of cards, was true.

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Speaker 1: It was too much. It was beautiful, just like you said, heirloom.

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Speaker 3: No, But I'm just seeing all the headlines about the

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Speaker 3: Right and where is it. It's in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: They're raw. Oh in the middle they were pink o.

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Speaker 3: Chicken nuggets are already a thing that you really have

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Speaker 1: If I don't know. People were like coming for him

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Speaker 3: They were probably each nine dollars, you know, it's probably

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Speaker 1: It's because everyone it's like, look, airone is also gross.

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Speaker 3: They're like using expensive things to make expensive things.

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Speaker 1: But like his place, it's like it literally looks like

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Speaker 1: Just the F word? No no, no, no no no no

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Speaker 1: On his front facing video, I did top comment. I

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Speaker 1: like sorry that I left venture capitalism. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: This is this is what he said. I left venture

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Speaker 1: I said, like if my parents were billionaires and my

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Speaker 1: then I would make my passion about food about food

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Speaker 1: access right, so people could have access to food, not

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Speaker 1: create a hyper exclusive grocery that has literal bouncers hired

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Speaker 1: bouncers in a time when the country people cannot eat.

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Speaker 3: What are the bouncers doing? Are they checking id's, are

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like the legacy would be like Hollister.

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Speaker 3: They're oh god, he's taken every horrible thing about retail

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Speaker 1: It's also like dead in the eyes of course, there's

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Speaker 1: Yes, you meditate, then you eat breakfast and it's like

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Speaker 1: I know who you are. She's like, I love your comedy.

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Speaker 1: I know how I was. She's like, my husband's an

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Speaker 1: Well that's why I went, of course, why do we

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'd be in Liken to bat and

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Speaker 1: it's like, I love your work. Were you on this podcast? So?

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Speaker 3: And is there do they give you a uniform to

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Speaker 3: Youth more cultult territory. I'm like, when do you become imprisoned?

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Speaker 3: When is there no turning back? When do you start

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like in this situation what felt. So

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Speaker 3: And how did you find out about it?

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Speaker 1: I can't remember who, but someone told me about this

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Speaker 3: Okay, Big Bear Retreat Center, reach out.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, right now, my two things are

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're creating a job for yourself to do.

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Speaker 1: There's like some subconscious like giving yourself a job. It's

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Speaker 1: It's weird.

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Speaker 3: It's the items that need to be returned that are

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Speaker 3: They just sit there and sit there and sit there,

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Speaker 3: I think that's almost the only reason people use a

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Speaker 3: And the fact that each pack of ink costs three

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Speaker 1: Literally, I bet they could do QR codes for everything.

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Speaker 1: But the lobby, the printing lobby, is like, no, no, no, nose.

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Speaker 3: Make it as much as possible.

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Speaker 1: We need to print out the label.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and printers, well, I'm not even going to get

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Speaker 3: We've got to do a class action against these companys.

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Speaker 3: They make you buy all four colors. We're not using

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's always out. I feel like I

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Speaker 3: There's got to be a solution.

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Speaker 1: Something's going on.

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Speaker 3: There's something. I think it's the printer lobby, the ink lobby.

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Speaker 1: Also, now my paper's not loading, you know how, It's

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Speaker 1: like it's not you gotta it's kind of like sex.

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Speaker 1: It's like you gotta like or play, you gotta kind

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Speaker 1: I'm like, cookies are sex, sprinters are sex. It's like, okay, what.

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Speaker 3: Have you bought online?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Clothes? I bought my first fake? Well, okay, it's

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Speaker 1: from China compared to what five thousand. It's the same bag, bridges,

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Speaker 3: And how did you find the dupe?

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Speaker 3: And did you find the real bag first? And then

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Speaker 1: I was obsessed with the called the Rodeo, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: There's a little like, well maybe this will fix some problems. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 3: and then it doesn't, and then you can keep buying things.

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Speaker 1: You have to keep buying stuff. But I will say

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Speaker 1: just walking out in the world. People are like, I

435
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,159
Speaker 1: love that, I love that bag.

436
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 3: Oh to have a bag compliment, nothing's better, nothing feels great.

437
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: Four honey, that's the four girls were all over the bag.

438
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 1: And I say, oh, it's a dupe. So you're telling people, Yeah,

439
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: I would feel I would. It doesn't feel right to me.

440
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: I have to be like, it's a dupe. You say

441
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: it in a very cute way.

442
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 2: It's a dope.

443
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 3: I want to get my eyes on this thing. It's

444
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 3: called the Rodeod bag.

445
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 1: It's gorgeina.

446
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a beautiful black bag.

447
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: Beautiful. Let's see. It's kind of like their version of

448
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: like a Kelly Okay, it's very Yeah.

449
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 3: See, I'm not in the bag world. I spend about

450
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 3: forty dollars on a bag.

451
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,199
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.

452
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 3: True, it's what it is.

453
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: What it is. Man bags are like so in right now,

454
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: are they? Yes, like a lot of there's a lot

455
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 1: of TikTok kind of like man bag okay, fervor Oh interesting, Yeah,

456
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: that's like a big I used to work in fashion,

457
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: so I kind of I didn't know. It makes me. Yeah,

458
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 1: I get really like excited.

459
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: About Okay, Yeah for me, I buy one bag every

460
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: three to four years.

461
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: That's great.

462
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 3: You know they get a little dirty, and I think

463
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 3: I should be maybe maybe every eighteen months, I should

464
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 3: be buying a bank. Yeah, because I'm taking it everywhere,

465
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: I'm putting it on something. I finally stopped putting it

466
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 3: on the floor because somebody told me about the superstition

467
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: that you never your money flies away if you.

468
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 1: Put on the floor.

469
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,640
Speaker 3: I'd been putting my bag on every floor I could find, well,

470
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: probably bathroom floors.

471
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm filthy. If I was a boy,

472
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: I would get a love bag. Oh what's that?

473
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 3: You're exposing me as just a classless person.

474
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. And again, I am a Buddhist, so

475
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,719
Speaker 1: this is you know, Buddha.

476
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 3: I mean, you're really throwing it off.

477
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: I like when like the government took my.

478
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 3: Passport earlier this year, What a nightmare.

479
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: It was horrible, right, they took my birth certificate I

480
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: had no doctor. Disgusting, terrifying, right, So when I like

481
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: when it happened. I like, I took a gun class.

482
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: Good for you. I took a gun class in AZUSA,

483
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: and it's like I'm literally a Buddhist and I was

484
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: just like why am I here? And like by the

485
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: end of it, I was like, you know what, I

486
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: really am a pacifist and like I'd rather just die?

487
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: What sort of guns? Did they have? Your shooting clocks

488
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: really really big blocks? And I was and like by

489
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: the end, I was like, I do not want a gun.

490
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: Maybe it's good I know how to use one, because

491
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: now I just like know how to use.

492
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Speaker 3: One, right if we get to like a mad Max point.

493
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm like, I'm like, I'd rather they shoot me.

494
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 3: That's how I feel.

495
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: I just want to die.

496
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 3: I just don't know that. Yeah, like that, I want

497
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 3: to be part of the world where I have to

498
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 3: defend myself with a gun. No, what's the point.

499
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: The guy was so weird. He was like a weird guy.

500
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: He had like imagine like a skinny, skinny man with

501
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 1: long braids and kind of like smelly, kind of like

502
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: horder vibes, kind of like doomsday or.

503
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 3: I'm picturing that the people and children of men. You

504
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 3: ever see that movie.

505
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's weir red block people. Yeah, kind

506
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: of a kind of a weird guy. But he kept

507
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 1: telling really overtly sexual jokes, and in any other context,

508
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: like I would be like shut up. But he had

509
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: a gun, right of course, there's nothing you can do.

510
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 1: So I had to just like listen. Like he was like,

511
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,719
Speaker 1: this gun's like my dick like that, and we're all

512
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: just like ha ha, because he like fully has a gun.

513
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: Whatever you think, whatever your dick, Your dick is great,

514
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: dare we love your dick?

515
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 3: It's like crazy, how were you as a shot?

516
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 2: Bad?

517
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: Was? He got so angry at me because I just

518
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: kept I couldn't understand the shot, the target to the well,

519
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: there's on this gun itself. There's like a thing that

520
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: helped that You're supposed to like line up a little eyesight, right,

521
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't understand. My brain wasn't comprhanding the

522
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: ice sight and so he was getting and he kept

523
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: jerking my hand with a loaded fucking block and I

524
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: was just like, what is opening right now? It was

525
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: so scary.

526
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 3: That's will you aim the gun down the barrel of

527
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 3: this let's both.

528
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 1: See if you're watching a video right now.

529
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 3: We're both we have our guns trained on you.

530
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:14,959
Speaker 1: There we go.

531
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 3: You went to your first silent retreat and a gun

532
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 3: class in the same year.

533
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: I'm so unemployed. I'm doing I am doing God only, No,

534
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: I'm doing everything. I'm doing everything. I'm not working.

535
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 3: But good for you for actually using your time on something.

536
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 3: This is so much better than me.

537
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: I need to. You have a gorgeous successful podcast.

538
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: That's very sweetly, come on, this is what this is

539
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 3: an hour and a half a week. I should be

540
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 3: doing something.

541
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: Bags. Let's get you. Let's get you a gorgeous lueve

542
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: and you're gonna love it.

543
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: Oh, spending money stresses me out.

544
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: Well, I'm really frugal.

545
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 3: So interesting, you're torturing yourself.

546
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: What I'm learning is that rewards as are actually so

547
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: good for goals. Okay, So, like I reached a goal

548
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: and so I went shopping. I'm trying to I'm learning

549
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: rewards and I'm like ADHD.

550
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 3: This might listeners have diagnosed me with ADHD.

551
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: Okay, hello, hello brother.

552
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: This might actually be good for me because right now, basically,

553
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 3: the only reward for me doing anything is that my

554
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 3: life doesn't fall apart.

555
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: That's that's not good.

556
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 3: That's not a great reward. No survival, No, You've.

557
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: Got to get out of survival mode. And you got

558
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: to like like when when you set a goal for

559
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: yourself and you reach that goal, it's time to get

560
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: a reward, honey.

561
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 3: And when you say the reward for yourself, do you say,

562
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 3: and I can buy something that costs as much money

563
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 3: or is it this purse?

564
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: Or I said, like a designer okay, okay, a designer item.

565
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: And for me it was I struggled with cleaning, which

566
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: is a huge part of my ADHD. And I said,

567
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: if you deep clean your house and you do all

568
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 1: of it, you get you go, you get to go shopping.

569
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: And I did. I deep clean whole house and it

570
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: was really hard for me. My brain is I'm nerd, divirgin,

571
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, bitch, it's time to get

572
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: a fucking bag.

573
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: What does a deep clean involve for you?

574
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: Does it burn it down? Just burn the whole thing down?

575
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 1: Can I match? Do you clean for me? Is like

576
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: I my apartment was dirty, Like it was just like

577
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: the floorboard, you know, what are the things on the

578
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: side floorboard that's a floorboard? Some credit you know what floorboard? Yes,

579
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: my floorboards were dusty, get dirty, dirty. My bathtub was

580
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: kind of groedy, so I was I bought one of

581
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: those long scrubbers from TikTok motorized ones. Motorized. It gets

582
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: electroc and it's long, so it's like you're holding up

583
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: like a boom mic but it's a scrubber.

584
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 3: And I was, did you get it wet or is

585
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: it just like a duster?

586
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you get you get that baby wet

587
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: as hell, honey, and you put some soap in there,

588
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: and you're just like.

589
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 3: I'm interested in this, yes, because I like a deep clean.

590
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 3: We finally like started having a cleaner come like once

591
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 3: every six weeks.

592
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: I love that.

593
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels incredible because I'm just like, I keep

594
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 3: thinking tidy, but I'm not good at like deep cleaning.

595
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 3: So yeah, it feels like that's a luxury where it's

596
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: like it feels like the house is new again.

597
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: I My place was so disorganized that I felt weird

598
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: about just even like inviting someone to clean it.

599
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 3: Right, because it's like, how is a stranger going to know?

600
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: How?

601
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 3: Its little weird with.

602
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: This, a little shameful. So now that it's like at

603
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: a great point, you know, ground zero if you will,

604
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: which I always love to say zero famously no dust

605
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: there no dustic ground zero.

606
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 3: I you know.

607
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: So anyways, I I'm ready to kind of maybe get

608
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: a cleaner every month.

609
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nice feeling some people have, like a

610
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: cleaner once a week.

611
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

612
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 3: I feel like that ireson behavior. What are that's in

613
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 3: If you're making enough of a mess that you need

614
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: a cleaner once a week, it's time to take it,

615
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 3: just to evaluate what's going on in your life.

616
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: I would argue. I feel the same about meal services.

617
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, like cook, just cook, bitch. I don't cook

618
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 3: at all.

619
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: Big pot of beans, big pot of beans, Sonny. It's

620
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: not that hard, you know, like you really like every

621
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: meal you need to have like delivery.

622
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 3: Oh, delivery is come. That's a non starter for me.

623
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 3: I do not have things delivered. If I'm going and

624
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: I do go out to eat dinner every single night, I.

625
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: Go, oh, that's that's different to me. Right. So I'm saying,

626
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: if you know those services where it's like a TV dinner, Yeah,

627
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars for a TV dinner. It's like, you know,

628
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: chicken sauce. It's like frozen, right, It's literally a TV dinner.

629
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: There's nothing how sad at least just.

630
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 3: To Trader Joe's and get there.

631
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: Come on, They're delicious, delicious.

632
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 3: Genuinely pretty good and so easy.

633
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also fry delivery, of course I've done. Listen, I've

634
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: done grocery delivery.

635
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 3: Sure, and yeah, like there are circumstances where you need

636
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: things deliver.

637
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: I get that, but I will argue that the experience sucks,

638
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: like the person, the trust you have to put into

639
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: the stranger who doesn't give one fuck about getting.

640
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 3: You, and they probably shouldn't because they're making about thirty cents.

641
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: Why would they. It's a really oppressive system. Oh my god,

642
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: just go to Sprouts, Go to sprouts, get your blueberries.

643
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I'm being crazy. No, I'm so unemployed.

644
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: The moment I start working, honey, it's gonna be like

645
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: I don't have everything deliver. I don't have time. I

646
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: don't have time deliver everything.

647
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 3: Every meal and a designer first deliver to your dog.

648
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm just in a weird place where like I have

649
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,479
Speaker 1: the time to just like do everything right. Yeah I do.

650
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 3: I mean I guess that is my current luxury that

651
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: I just have endless.

652
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: T What a luxury to just to lose your minds,

653
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: to lose your god damn mind.

654
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,479
Speaker 3: Lose your mind, lose all sense of time and place.

655
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 3: It's just like I never know what I am, or

656
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 3: what time it is, what day it is. Forget it.

657
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: I tweeted the other day, I was like, like, I'll

658
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: always remember that incredible time were when artists were allowed

659
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: to work. I'm like, like, we were, we were, we

660
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: used to be allowed to work the golden years. Isn't

661
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: it amazing? And now we we're not allowed to work anymore?

662
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 3: No, no, no, forget. How dare you think about working?

663
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: It's insane. It's ridiculous. It is insane. What a fantasy

664
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: that would be.

665
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,239
Speaker 3: Ah, well, look, I think there's something else we need

666
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: to talk about. I've been trying to avoid the subject

667
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: the entire time.

668
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Nori. I was excited to have you here today.

669
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: Thank you.

670
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 3: I thought, Norie'll come by, we'll have a lovely conversation,

671
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 3: talk guns.

672
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: Guns, ground zero, all that stuff.

673
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 3: And then we'll move on with our days. So it

674
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 3: was a little surprised when you showed up holding a gift.

675
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: What I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna come

676
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: here or not have a gift.

677
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even talking with the podcast is called I said,

678
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 3: no gifts, Nori. It feels like you're throwing something. You're

679
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 3: just throwing it in my face.

680
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: I was raised, right. If I'm going to go somewhere

681
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: for the first time, I'm going to bring the gift.

682
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Well this time it didn't work out in your favor.

683
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 3: But I mean you're here. It's in kind of a

684
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 3: gorgeous bag.

685
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: Well, okay, talking about shopping.

686
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 3: Should we open it here on the show?

687
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I guess I went a little bit shopping

688
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: for you.

689
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 3: It's in this beautiful Gucci bag. Yeah, very high quality

690
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: gift bag.

691
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: I'll say yes.

692
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 3: So I'm going to reach in here, okay, pulling out

693
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: something and it looks like it's a so far, it

694
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 3: looks like it's a used COVID test.

695
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: Is it?

696
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 3: Is there a COVID test?

697
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: Well, they do too too, So there's one.

698
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't believe you're giving me one of these.

699
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 3: When I get two of these and I use, I

700
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 3: feel like I'll use one and then I get a

701
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: little treat for later the next time I.

702
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: Have, but I wanted to give you the treat. Why

703
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: did you bring this? Well, you know, even though we

704
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: never were talking about COVID, still is real still that

705
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: you can get this year. But more than that, it

706
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: just was kind of in my house. And I don't

707
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't believe in COVID.

708
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, you're kind of famously sorry.

709
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 1: I forgot to say that. I don't believe in cook

710
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: I never did. No, you never did, never did got

711
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: it four times. Don't believe it. I don't believe it. Oh,

712
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: it's the Chinese curse, the Chinese curse. So sorry, I'm

713
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: koreating so I can say that, but uh, you know,

714
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: I just don't believe in it. And I kind of

715
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: I used one as a as a gag. I had

716
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: a dinner. Yeah, I at a dinner party. It's like

717
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: put the swap in my nose and everyone was laughing.

718
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: So I used one. But then I have one laughed.

719
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: The joke is over for you. I don't want to.

720
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, novelty is no longer there. Yeah, when was the

721
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 3: last time you had COVID?

722
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: I had, I did get cooked. Well, the test came

723
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: back negative. But I got something bad. I did a

724
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: stand up tour, not to brag seven cities, honey, thank you,

725
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: thank you. It was really hard, actually hate to sell tickets.

726
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: The economy is collapsing. So I got something on the

727
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: plane because from Chicago to LA specifically Burbank, we're so

728
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: close okay to the airport.

729
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: Uh.

730
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,959
Speaker 1: The woman in front of me looked like absolute death,

731
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: and I was just kind of like, oh, this feels weird.

732
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: The flight takes off, she keeps going to the bathroom

733
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: over and over again, and I have my headphones on,

734
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: I'm not really paying attention. But soon they tape off

735
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I'm like, oh, that's kind of weird.

736
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: She's ghost white. They start go doing the is there

737
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: a doctor on We would like a doctor on board.

738
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: Literally they had to give her an IVY one. They're

739
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: a doctor on board. The Wow, she's actually sitting next

740
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: to me, which is crazy. That's a miracle for the city.

741
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: And she was a woman.

742
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: I don't Bridger, Sorry, COVID spake to you women doctors

743
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 3: never seen one never will.

744
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm so upset. I'm cofing you're getting COVID. But she

745
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: it's what's I didn't realize that you have to prove

746
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: you're a doctor. Did you know that?

747
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: Becausebody, it's my moment.

748
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: So she had to show them her there's a they

749
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: all have doctor cards.

750
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: I had no idea there was a doctor's license.

751
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: Yes, and it has a serial number that they type

752
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: into a computer that.

753
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: Makes perfect sense that I've never thought about.

754
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: Never thought about that. So she proves she's a doctor.

755
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: She administers an ivy because at this point, this woman

756
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: has vomited so many times that she's like, right, yeah,

757
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: And so it was so scary. I'm not really articulating

758
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: how scary it was, because it looked like she was

759
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: to die.

760
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

761
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 3: You were almost like flying through the air with a

762
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 3: dead body basically.

763
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: And it's like a part of me was like, how

764
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: selfish drift toodle be that sick and still.

765
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: Weird going to that's so important?

766
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: And I will say the guy next to her was

767
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: pretty ungracious and and kind of angry, and him and

768
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: the flight attendant, a male flight attendant, caught to a

769
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: huge fight over what. He was like, she's dying, and

770
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: you're pissed. You're pissed she's dying. He's like, I want

771
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: to move, I want to move and he's like, there's

772
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: no other seats. He's like, I want to move. I

773
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: don't want to sit here.

774
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I kind of can't blame. Everyone's a victim

775
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 3: because this woman had to get to on her vacation.

776
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so like the whole thing was so dramatic.

777
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is crazy. And then when I

778
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: got home, I was sicker than I have ever been.

779
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: I think she gave me whatever she had and I

780
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 1: was so sick it took me months to recover. Oh,

781
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: it was long COVID vibes where a nervous system was

782
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: fucked up. Like I was dizzy. I was like tired

783
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: all the time. And but it was but I don't

784
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: believe in COVID son it was something. I think it

785
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: was something depression, something you.

786
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 3: Were going through a rough patch.

787
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: It was a rough patch. But this woman, I don't know.

788
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: And whenever we got off the plane, there was a

789
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: you know, ambulance.

790
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: What was going And I assume no one on the

791
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 3: plane got to use the bathroom the whole time. No

792
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 3: so bladders were damaged. I'm sure somebody walked away with

793
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 3: the UTI.

794
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

795
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 3: I mean the damage that this woman did will be

796
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 3: felt for centuries.

797
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: I felt bad for her, and I also was annoyed

798
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: that she got on that plane. That's very sweet of you.

799
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 3: I think I'll just annoyed unless maybe the sickness really

800
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 3: just crept up on this lady might be like you

801
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: usually have.

802
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: She looked before the plane took off. She looked really bad,

803
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: and I could tell that she was one of those

804
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: things where she's like, I just want to get to

805
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: like wherever I'm trying to get to right. And you know,

806
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure she had some sort of pageant

807
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: or something she had to do.

808
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 3: She's now missed Chicago.

809
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: She was Miss Chicago. Let's get okay, not to name drop.

810
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: This was crowned miss. This was Miss Chicago. And she

811
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: was going to Burbank. Yes, she was going to Burbank.

812
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, well like famously crown Miss Chicago in the

813
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: Burbank area.

814
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: And it's a beautiful affair.

815
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean it's a pat, It's a true pat.

816
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: It's at the Guy Ferrari restaurant and it's beautiful.

817
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 3: It's is that a restaurant hour?

818
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: Is it still a cart? They they have seeds? Good

819
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: for him? Good for him?

820
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: Does he still have the show. I feel like he

821
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 3: spent to every diner, dive and drive in.

822
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: He's got like billions of dollars, right, he's so I

823
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: think he's like a multi millionaire.

824
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: Is Dump's part of the diver diners, drive ins and dives.

825
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 3: He had dumb diners, dive in, diners, drive ins, dives,

826
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 3: and dumps. You should start going to dumps.

827
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: Pitch that pitch that that's really good.

828
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: The dumpsy goes to will just replaces bad food, bad atmosphere,

829
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: fix them up. Oh interesting, right, it becomes one of

830
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 3: those renovation shows. Oh yeah, I like those shows. What

831
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: is it Restaurant Impossible or something. I watched one where

832
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: they were serving muskrat. This restaurant in Pennsylvania was serving

833
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: muskrat on the menu.

834
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: What is a muskrat? It's like a beaver. It's like

835
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: a beaver mixed with the rat.

836
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 3: They're terrifying looking and they're like, swimming was delicious. They

837
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: didn't say it was delicious. I think that was it

838
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 3: was probably one of the problems at the restaurant. Serving

839
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 3: the road and that's been in a freezer.

840
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: Was you say a Pennsylvania, Yeah, this is Pennsylvania. I

841
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: think one of my favorite stops was for the tour

842
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: was Pittsburgh. Oh, I've never performed before. It was so amazing.

843
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 3: What about it was so amazing, The crowd was.

844
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: It was at a comedy bar. That's like people who

845
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 1: go there love comedy. The bottle rocket, shout out bottle Rocket.

846
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: They started by two comedians. It's just like a comedy

847
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: lover's kind of like place. So they were so gracious

848
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: or whatever. But something funny that happened is on stage

849
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: I was I started doing this bit that started happening

850
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: during the tour. This might have been my fourth stop

851
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: or something where I make fun of Billy Porter. Okay,

852
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: because I talked about Cabaret and this was the time

853
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: when Billy Porter was doing the MC character like really bad,

854
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: like like have you seen clips? No, it's bad. I

855
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: need to look this up. It's Billy imagined Billy Porter

856
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: and then talking about the Holocaust like that's kind of

857
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 1: what's happening. So I'm making fun and the crowd, which

858
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: previously had been like really into it, they go silent.

859
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 1: They turned on you, and I'm I'm like, this is weird.

860
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: Finally someone's like he's from here. Oh, no. Oh yeah,

861
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: they were like, we have Billy Boyd, Like he not

862
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: only is our hometown hero, he comes back all the

863
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: time and hangs out with people. So they were like

864
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: kind of pissed off a family member. They were pissed.

865
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: That's understand How can I have ever anticipated that?

866
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 3: Did you come back from him? Yeah?

867
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: I came back from that. I talked about because they

868
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: have beautiful bridges, bridges.

869
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 3: The funicular thing, the thing from mister Rogers neighborhood.

870
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: Did you ride that thing? I passed it in my

871
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: car on the left.

872
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 3: I rode that thing.

873
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: What a thrill. That was the highlight of my entire trip.

874
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: Kind of goes to nowhere. Yeah, Pittsburgh is really pretty.

875
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: I was obsessed.

876
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 3: It's kind of picturesque as far as like a like.

877
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: A medieval town. That's what I was giving to me.

878
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 3: It feels very uh heavy, you know, like the building substantial,

879
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 3: I would say.

880
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: Yes, and a lot of green.

881
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: I mean, anytime I get out of LA and I

882
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 3: see trees, like wow, this.

883
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: Is I didn't I don't know what I anticipated, but

884
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: it wasn't like these gorgeous like hills and mountains and right,

885
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: it was just really beautiful don't make fun Billy Porter,

886
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: because they will come for you.

887
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean and rightfully, So you got to stand

888
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 3: up for your guy. I guess, do you remember the

889
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 3: first time you had COVID?

890
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: I I don't. I've never tested positive for COVID. Wow.

891
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I feel like I'm one of those people

892
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 3: who claims that they had it very early on.

893
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: Like patient zero.

894
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am that person who claims I am the

895
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 3: first person who get h I put it in a briefcase,

896
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: carried it here. No, I like February of twenty twenty.

897
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 3: I have never been sicker, and you know, like fever

898
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 3: where I'm like lying on the shower floor, every sickness possible,

899
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 3: and I had no idea and I had been traveling,

900
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 3: so I think, you know, I might as well claim it.

901
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: Why not. Yeah, I was an early Yeah, very cheap.

902
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: You're like one of the first people.

903
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 3: I'm strong, I'm able to power through.

904
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: These things and helped it mutate.

905
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 3: Yes, I helped it mut Yes, and I've probably spread

906
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 3: it to a lot of people.

907
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, No, I can't believe I never tested positive

908
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: because over the past couple of few years, of course

909
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: I've been sick, but I think it's in the flu

910
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 1: or like. But I was pretty really, I was pretty

911
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: intense about COVID shots. Okay, yes, and I got a

912
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: little gloraphobic for a minute, which helps, which helps a

913
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: lot helps, I mean in some ways another way that

914
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: hurts a lot, of course, of course, but I generally

915
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever tested positive.

916
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 3: Maybe you're just very lucky.

917
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: I am Korean, so maybe there's a thing Korean luck.

918
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: Korean luck. And also it's a Chinese virus.

919
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 3: It's kind of not right, it's not sticking.

920
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

921
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 3: There's something there that feels like science.

922
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: There's a science there that I'm not quite understanding yet.

923
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: But some if you're a scientist, will you call in

924
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: and help me.

925
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: Fifty years from now, the research will prove whatever your.

926
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: Fly said that Korean people, for whatever reason didn't get COVID.

927
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 3: People will look back and say Nori was kind of

928
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 3: a pioneer.

929
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I think the Qrean barbecue is a part of this,

930
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: because we eat a lot of Crean barbecue. I think

931
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: there's like the charcoal of the charcoal, there's something there.

932
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 3: I love that charcoal flavor. Oh, why isn't it just

933
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 3: applied to all meat.

934
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: Right, we should have charcoal in our home somehow.

935
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 3: Oh, to have a little charcoal, Yeah, because.

936
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: We just have our stupid fucking gasto.

937
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 3: Elect dangerous, that gas leaks, forget it, seriously, and the

938
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: electric you're not getting any taste. I bet somebody's got

939
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: a charcoal grill.

940
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: I know.

941
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 3: I was watching the remember the Queen of Versailles lady,

942
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 3: she had a reality show for a period, another one

943
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 3: she had the document which was tastefully done, and then

944
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 3: the family sprung for a reality show which was like

945
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 3: TLC level quality, okay, And she was trying to get

946
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 3: what she was calling a Benny Hannah kitchen in the

947
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 3: Queen of Versailles, and apparently that's something you have to

948
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 3: have a license for as kind of like if you're

949
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 3: a doctor. And she was never able to get that

950
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 3: into her home. But she's got the money to have

951
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 3: a charcoal grill.

952
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 1: Yes, did you ever complete her home?

953
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 3: No, it's still still under construction.

954
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that thing is.

955
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: I don't understand what's happening. That's someone whose brain has broken,

956
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: and what is the what's she trying to fix? There's

957
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 3: something that she'll never fix.

958
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: Her husband, is he alive?

959
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 3: Rip's I'm sure it's a very Florida Trump family that

960
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 3: got so much money. They do like time shares. I'm

961
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 3: sure there's some level of scam involved. But he died

962
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 3: pretty recently. But she soldiers on.

963
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Quiet Piggy, Quiet Piggy. Well,

964
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: you know what Trump said to the reporter.

965
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 3: Oh, that's just recent. Yes, I've been seeing quiet Piggy.

966
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 3: I was wondering with it.

967
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: That was iconic. I hate that.

968
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: He's so funny, he said to a reporter, Quiet Piggy,

969
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 3: Quiet Piggy. This guy is the devil.

970
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: And here's a twist. She's skinny.

971
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 3: I saw photos not in his eyes, Quiet Piggy, Quiet Piggy,

972
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 3: Where did he pull that from?

973
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: He's like, God, he's so good, he's so good. I

974
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 1: hate it.

975
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 3: It's horrible.

976
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: It's the worst.

977
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 3: I mean it's truly. I mean like it's just a

978
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 3: chaos machine. So whatever's coming out of his brain. She's like, well,

979
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 3: that's something i've never heard before. Yeah, never heard a

980
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 3: person say to another person, quiet Piggy, Quiet, Just how

981
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 3: did you respond?

982
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never saw her. Part of this the.

983
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: Fact that nobody's ever like lunged at him.

984
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, he says the craziest ship to people,

985
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: and they just like are.

986
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 3: Silent, right, Like if you were to say that to

987
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 3: someone in a bar, that would probably lead to some

988
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 3: sort of altercation. Yes, And the fact that he's never

989
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 3: been at least publicly punched in the face. It is

990
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 3: crazy beyond somebody's got it private.

991
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: Someone's punched him for sure.

992
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he probably paid for it or something.

993
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

994
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: I wow, quiet Piggy.

995
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 3: Interesting.

996
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 1: Also, all those guys have bad dicks. Oh, it's all

997
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: come out. Epstein has a lemon dick or an egg

998
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: an egg. One of the victims said that it's like

999
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: an egg. Trump has the what did Stormy Daniel say?

1000
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 3: I can't remember room.

1001
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: Yes, And then who's the third guy? There's a Diddy

1002
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: has a weird day? Oh yeah, of course.

1003
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: It's like it starts to add up where it's just

1004
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 3: like I have to force sex on people.

1005
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: It's just like we never mind, never mind.

1006
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 3: Now that every listener has gagged up their breakfast.

1007
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: I guess, okay, if this isn't appropriate, cut this not

1008
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: to break the fourth wall. I can't wait to hear,

1009
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: but like, if society made it a better place for

1010
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: guys to have weird dicks, do you think it would

1011
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: be less violence.

1012
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 3: That's a great question that we'll never have answered, I guess,

1013
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 3: which is unfortunate. It's a good thought exercise though, or

1014
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 3: like a great piece of speculative fiction. Maybe that's your

1015
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 3: young adult novel.

1016
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: Young adults, honey, m mmm.

1017
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 3: You just find different words to kind of describe these

1018
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 3: things to make it more pg.

1019
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: Thirteen.

1020
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 3: And then you've got the next Hungry Hunger Games, Hungry.

1021
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 1: Games, Hungry Games. That another yeary show Hungry Games. Did

1022
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: you see the trailer for the new Hunger Game?

1023
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 3: There's another Hunger Game.

1024
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: For it's a prequel about Hamage Hamage, Hamage Hamage. Hey,

1025
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: I think Camadge, Amen, Mitch Image, Mitch. I feel like

1026
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 1: the author of the Hunger Games and J. K. Ralling

1027
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 1: they went to the same raling was the author?

1028
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: No?

1029
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: No, Because the way they name their characters is so stupid.

1030
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 3: They probably went to a workshop.

1031
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: They went to the same workshop because it's like, yeah,

1032
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: snow bottom snow, It's like bird, sparrow man, It's like

1033
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: what the what.

1034
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 3: They like to describe basically, what the character is.

1035
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: Through, then it's like it's must that's that's the most

1036
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: lazy literary device ever in my life.

1037
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: But look it's working. It's working. Cho Chang, I mean,

1038
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 3: j Ling is just a disaster.

1039
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: One of the black characters in Harry Potters is like

1040
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: shackle shackle Oh boy, shackles shackle bought. Yes, it's like

1041
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King shackle Bot. It's like, girl, if you

1042
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: don't like come up with this stuff, that's crazy work

1043
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: right there. She's very creative. If not Martin Luther King

1044
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: Shackles box like it's literally something I swear to God

1045
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: and something like that. I well, someone look it up.

1046
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 3: There are a lot of bad a lot of things

1047
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,919
Speaker 3: within the Harry Botter novels. You look back and you're like, wow,

1048
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 3: that's just she basically just took a Easley shackle Bolt

1049
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: Kingsley shackle Bolt, like you were not that far.

1050
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: I was not that far off. I was not that

1051
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: far off.

1052
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 3: Maybe AI should be writing books.

1053
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe do you think the bubble is

1054
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: gonna burst? I think so. I think so.

1055
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: I think that it's because I and every time I

1056
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 3: start talking about AI start to feel like, oh, I'm

1057
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 3: taking AI's side, and I don't, but I do think

1058
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 3: it does some things well, things that don't require any

1059
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 3: level of creativity or human touch. Basically being a calculator,

1060
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 3: because that's what that's what it is. It's math, basically,

1061
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 3: but the elements all the other things. Like I think

1062
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 3: that somebody is going to try to make movies and

1063
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 3: TV shows and whatever, but they're going to be bad,

1064
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: and like this whole what's her name, Nelly, Nelly tor

1065
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 3: would what's her name?

1066
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: Tilly Norwood.

1067
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 3: It's like part of the reason people love celebrities is

1068
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 3: because it's a human being. They think they could be

1069
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 3: friends with. Yeah, and the scandals and the scandals all

1070
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 3: of like.

1071
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: She gotta have a scandal, Tilly.

1072
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tilly is not going to have any of those

1073
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 3: things because we know it's all fake. So I just,

1074
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe I could be wrong, but I think

1075
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: it's going to burst and it's going to ruin the

1076
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 3: United States economy.

1077
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: And keeping that it's going to completely fuck up.

1078
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 3: Everything right, and it's going to grow and grow and grow,

1079
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 3: and then all that money which doesn't exist will disappear,

1080
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 3: and then people like you and me will and everyone

1081
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 3: that's not literally one of a hundred billionaires will suffer

1082
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 3: for you don't know me. I'm a lot of luxury shopping.

1083
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm I didn't disclose, but I'm a billionaire.

1084
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 3: You brought this half a COVID kit in a Gucci bag.

1085
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't listen. I have a lot of Gucci bags.

1086
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, I do think that eventually then well it'll

1087
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 3: all like shrink down to oh well, we can use

1088
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 3: it for these things.

1089
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: But even the things that I was supposed to be

1090
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: good at, I think it's terrible at. Like I had

1091
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: to get a work repair done for my apartment. Uh huh,

1092
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: and unbeknownst to me, my property management company switched to

1093
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: an AI bot. It was horrible, of course. It was

1094
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: like I was like, what was it? I was like

1095
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: tub reglazing, it needs to be reglazed. They're like, where

1096
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: is the leak? There is no leak? Show me where

1097
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: the leak is no leak? Actually, hmmm, interesting, so leak

1098
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 1: And it's like it was.

1099
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 3: A leak, right because like that's the one thing that's

1100
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 3: been programmed as far as glazing goes.

1101
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: And it was just like leak, leak, leak, And I

1102
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: was like, there is no leak and it was psycho.

1103
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that apartment complex will solve.

1104
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: They care about. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, if.

1105
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 3: The lights are out or whatever other problem, who cares.

1106
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 3: If there's water damage, yeah, they want to take care

1107
00:53:59,560 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 3: of it.

1108
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: So it's all designed, I guess on purpose to kind

1109
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: of frustrate you out of right of doing anything, to

1110
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: just break you and then just live. And yes, and

1111
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: also cevs. Now you can't get a person on the

1112
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: phone for the pharmacy. It's all ai horrible.

1113
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 3: This starts to make me feel like a total senior

1114
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 3: citizen when I start complaining about not being able to

1115
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 3: get anyone on the phone.

1116
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: No, it's not because we're old. It's because it's like,

1117
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: it's fucking horrible.

1118
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 3: I want to be able to call a restaurant. Yes,

1119
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 3: I want to say what time do you close?

1120
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 1: I want to yell at it being. I want to harass.

1121
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: I want to sexually harass a human person.

1122
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 3: I want to get a human being fired. I don't

1123
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 3: want a computer shut down.

1124
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about computer and a muffin.

1125
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to a human girl and say,

1126
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: tell me about that muffin. Bitch, tell you how round

1127
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: does the top of that muffin?

1128
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 3: No, I really do, like, I really appreciate being able

1129
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 3: to call a place and just have because sometimes I

1130
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 3: have a question.

1131
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: Yes, what are these questions?

1132
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 3: Sometimes I know it's a holiday, you guys open to

1133
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 3: You didn't update your help which you shouldn't have to,

1134
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 3: of course, and you don't have it on your Instagram.

1135
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 3: So I need to ask somebody. Yeah, do you what's

1136
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 3: on the specials today? I probably would never ask that,

1137
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 3: but I should be able to.

1138
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: Has a Sydney Sweeney ever dined there? Yes? Question, I

1139
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: need to.

1140
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 3: Know is she there right now?

1141
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: Right now?

1142
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,879
Speaker 3: I'm on my way. See, that's the thing that would

1143
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 3: be valuable for a phone call.

1144
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to uh? It was close to

1145
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: where we got lunch. It's an Eco rock. It's a

1146
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: steakhouse place, duns.

1147
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 3: More, Dunsmore's been. I went just recently, a.

1148
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: Couple of months ago. I had a bat my last

1149
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: week there was really bad. It was bad. What happened.

1150
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 1: The waiter was diabolically me like and to the point

1151
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: where I was so I was just like, he was

1152
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: horrible to us. What was he doing? So we ordered

1153
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: the corn bread. Oh delicious, right.

1154
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 3: Right now, let's just say, dunsmore, you owe both of

1155
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 3: us a meal.

1156
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: Please, if you're listening, done more, do better.

1157
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 3: So we don't reach out.

1158
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: Okay, we ordered the corn brothers, three of us.

1159
00:55:59,280 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 3: That's very good.

1160
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 1: It's very good. We get everything except of the corner.

1161
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: Butd we go, that's whatever. So we can't find We

1162
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: don't see our waiter anywhere. So we you know, someone

1163
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: comes over. We go, hi, so sorry you're not our server,

1164
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: but we did order the corner, but can you just

1165
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: checking on it? She's like, oh, of course, of course.

1166
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: She goes away, never comes back, right, never gone back.

1167
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: So our server kind of comes over. I see him,

1168
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: so I go and please tell is this tell me

1169
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: if this is rude?

1170
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, this is a great I love to just

1171
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 3: get an objective viewpoint on this.

1172
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: Sort of Okay, I'm gonna gonna do it, and you

1173
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: tell me. Okay, okay, is that rude?

1174
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 3: Oh oh your behavior?

1175
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, no that's not.

1176
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 3: And so just if you're just listening, nor just like

1177
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 3: politely put up her hand like over here, which people

1178
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 3: frequently do at restaurants, just because sometimes the server gets

1179
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 3: too busy and you think oh, maybe I could catch

1180
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 3: with eye contact.

1181
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, not like a not a like finger.

1182
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 3: I'm here servant. No.

1183
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: Immediately he rolls his eyes and I go, oh my god,

1184
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 1: he rolls his eyes and I'm sensitive. I'm a sensitive sure.

1185
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: So he comes over before I anything. He goes, you

1186
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: didn't order it, oh, And I was like, oh, oh, oh, well,

1187
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: oh god. I was like I thought we did, and

1188
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 1: he was he I would have written it down, and

1189
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: he and he pulls out his notepad and goes and whoa,

1190
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: and like, I guess I should back up. He was

1191
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: not nice at any point of the night. It's very expensive.

1192
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: It's a very nice a.

1193
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 3: Nice restaurant where you expect a decent experience because you're like,

1194
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 3: I'm paying a little extra, so hopefully it's been good.

1195
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: A part of it. And so he when he was

1196
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: taking our order, he wasn't really like engaged in any way.

1197
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: And and so one of my friends very sweetly stood

1198
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: up for me and was like, no, we we did.

1199
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: We we did order it, and he goes, no, you

1200
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,479
Speaker 1: did it. So at this point it's not even about

1201
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: it's like this this like argument of who.

1202
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 3: He's breaking like a the most basic business rules of

1203
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 3: the customers.

1204
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: And so so the third person and goes, oh, okay,

1205
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: well maybe say we didn't say we didn't, but do

1206
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: you mind if we could we could get we wanted

1207
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: the And he's like, well you didn't order it, and

1208
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, okay, okay, you win, you win.

1209
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 3: Sir, you didn't make a mistake today that.

1210
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: You didn't make a mistake. And for the rest of

1211
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: the night he was so passive aggressive. Oh God, would

1212
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: technically do his job, but in a way that was

1213
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: so ungracious. Would and then would talk to the people

1214
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: around us graciously as a way to like to like

1215
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: kind of show our face that he can be nice,

1216
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: that he can be nice. And it was so weird.

1217
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 3: He's only making more work for himself.

1218
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: It was strange, and it clearly had nothing to do

1219
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: with us. He must have had a bad day. It

1220
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with us.

1221
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 3: But but he kind of targeted you. Yes, he took

1222
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 3: this table is a table I'm going to make a

1223
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 3: horrible evening.

1224
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, how fascinating. I think he was gay.

1225
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 3: Oh he must have been.

1226
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: We hate him.

1227
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 3: We're trying to get rid of the gays, I keep saying.

1228
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: In this political environment, to still be that mean as

1229
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: a gay person. It's so funny. It's like the government's

1230
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: trying to kill you and you still are like, no, no, no, I'm.

1231
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 3: Gonna I'm gonna be horrible to be a bad person. Yeah, yeah,

1232
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 3: there's did you get the corn bread?

1233
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: We did, but.

1234
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 3: But it was probably after all it was before the.

1235
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: Whole thing was so stressful that it was just like

1236
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: this is.

1237
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: Dumb, right, the corn bread should come as an appetizer, yeah,

1238
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 3: and be a little nice, little treat before and.

1239
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: Then like I went on verbal because.

1240
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 3: I was like so like yeah, it's like, well I tried.

1241
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: Its gross and it's kind of ruined the vibe.

1242
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 3: That's I'm in that territory of being sensitive where it's

1243
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 3: like I start to choke up. I tried to talk

1244
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 3: and now I'm like, oh, now I'm being bullied.

1245
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: And I felt bullied and I felt so unwelcome at restaurant.

1246
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 3: And you still know at the end of the meal

1247
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to pay for so expensive.

1248
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: So anyways, if you're duns More, make it right.

1249
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 3: It's time for Dunsmore to make it right. It's an

1250
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 3: excellent restaurant.

1251
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: It's so good. I was going to try to chili.

1252
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: I heard that the beef stew chili.

1253
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so good. Chili vernet, Yes, and I apparently

1254
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: they have great tortillas.

1255
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: Have a new bean based its.

1256
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 3: Oh see, if we don't get me out of this,

1257
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 3: what are we doing?

1258
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: Any of this we got I'd be able to go

1259
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: back to dunsmore. Apparently I heard some tea is not tea.

1260
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: I don't know why I framed it so salaciously. The

1261
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: neighbors hate them because they now there's no one to park.

1262
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. They used to be able to

1263
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: park anywhere, and now there's no parking.

1264
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 3: It's a hard place to park.

1265
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1266
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 3: I feel like that about so many LA neighborhoods, where

1267
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 3: it's just like the planning doesn't make any sense, which

1268
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 3: is like, this is a house next to the most

1269
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 3: popular restaurant in town, what was anyone thinking? But at

1270
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: least I mean, I think all parking should be free.

1271
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 3: I don't think there should ever be a zone, but

1272
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 3: I think in certain situations it's like, well, this should

1273
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 3: be for the people who live here.

1274
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: Yes, you should run for office.

1275
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 3: I'm starting today.

1276
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1277
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: I started with we should get rid of all gay

1278
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 3: people and second, we'll have some different parking rules.

1279
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:15,479
Speaker 1: And COVID was never real. Okay, and Trump is good.

1280
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: Trump good, You're the new like gay for Trump with

1281
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: those oh my god, I got George Santos.

1282
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 3: All the worst people alive.

1283
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: It kind of worked out for him though, because he

1284
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: got out of prison. It did. Yeah, he kind of

1285
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: played his cards really well.

1286
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 3: Actually, the only thing that's bad for him is that

1287
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 3: everyone thinks he's a national joke.

1288
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: Oh but in America, you can really capitalize on that

1289
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: being a national joke. That's one reality show. It's good.

1290
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 3: He'll probably be hosting like America's Got Talent or something,

1291
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 3: or To Catch a Predator? What would be the new

1292
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 3: host of To Catch a Predator?

1293
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: Maybe there's like a show about scammers and like he's

1294
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: like a.

1295
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 3: Oh, don't give these people any ideas. I mean, that

1296
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 3: is probably the last place we can make money in

1297
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 3: the TV industry, reality shoes.

1298
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: After the show, we'll pitch some idea, we'll figure it out.

1299
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 3: We'll find something. Well, I think we should play a game. Okay,

1300
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift to a Curse.

1301
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 3: But I need a number between one and ten from you.

1302
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, six Okay, I have to do.

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01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 3: Some light calculating to get our game pieces. So right

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Speaker 3: now you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. My show with my dear friend Hayden Johnson.

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01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: It's called Transit Girls. We are in New York City

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01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: at Bellhouse January sixteenth. You gotta get tickets. The lineup

1308
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: is so good. It's our favorite comedians in New York.

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01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna be such a good show. And then Transit

1310
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: Girls we're also at SF sketch Fest, so get your

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Speaker 1: tickets at Sfsketchfest dot com. I'm not even sure that's

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Speaker 1: the website, but it sounds right. And yeah that those

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Speaker 1: are some shows coming up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful and this will actually come out in time.

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Speaker 3: Frequently people like I've got a show tonight.

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01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: Tonight, Well, somehow work that.

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01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, right now, everybody goes see Noria the Bellhouse.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 3: That'll be a fun time and a nice warm place

1320
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Speaker 3: to be in Coxact.

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01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: It's going to both literally and also emotionally emotionally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh and then Sketch Fest when is that?

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Speaker 1: Ooh, that's also in January. I forget the date, but

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Speaker 1: it's all the info is on ssketchfest dot com, which

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01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,479
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure if.

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Speaker 3: That's the actual Go support live comedy, so please if

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01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 3: you like something supported live, because.

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Speaker 1: We need it. We need it, honey, we got bags

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01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 1: to buy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is how we play Gift or a Curse.

1331
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to name three things. You'll tell me if

1332
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 3: there are a gift or a curse and why, and

1333
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 3: then i'll tell you if you're right or wrong. Because there

1334
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 3: are correct answers, you can lose the game, Nori.

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01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, be careful, all right.

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Speaker 3: These are all from our Patreon listeners today. This first

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01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 3: one is from Noah Gift or a Curse. Tornado siren

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01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 3: test during sunny weather.

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01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh curse. Oh my god, they're so stressful.

1340
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 3: Have you experienced one before?

1341
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm from Kentucky. Oh that's right, so they would.

1342
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it was tornado, but it was

1343
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: a storm, some sort of storm sert alert, and that

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01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: immediately gave me stress and anxiety because I just remember

1345
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 1: that noise right, right, and noise sensitive. So so, but

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01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: I guess you could argue blessing because it's like they're

1347
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: trying to see if it works, and like if it's

1348
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: good for us.

1349
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 3: Right, you're wrong.

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01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: It's a gift.

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01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 3: It is a gift to do a tornado siren test

1352
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 3: during stormy weather. That's really screwing with people's minds because

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01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 3: then it's like, well, is there a tornado?

1354
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 1: No, we want the air clear.

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01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 3: And it's a nice it'll get your heart moving in

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01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 3: the morning you think there's a tornado.

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Speaker 1: I will.

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01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 3: Actually I've never experienced tornado weather, so maybe it could

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01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 3: still be during sunny weather.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but they should just that's private. They

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01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: need to do that private. They why involve all of us?

1362
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: Do it private? Go underground? But don't people?

1363
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 3: Doesn't everybody have to participate in the test?

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01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: No, they're testing to make work.

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01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess it's not like everybody. I'm picturing

1366
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 3: school drill. It's like a fire drill where you would

1367
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Speaker 3: have to.

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Speaker 1: Because based on my experience growing up, it's more just

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01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: like a siren that's that's on a.

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Speaker 3: Tower and that noise is terrible, horrible, It's horrible. You

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01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 3: need to think of a more pleasant noise for that. Yeah,

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01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 3: some jingle bells.

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01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: Also, it's gonna work. What are you what are you testing? Like?

1374
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 1: You in charge? Of torto. It doesn't work now, just

1375
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: randomly doesn't work. Yeah, it works, bitch, come on, grow up.

1376
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 3: But you got it wrong. You got it wrong, all right.

1377
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 3: The second one is from Tatiana gift to a curse

1378
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 3: pick your own fruit or vegetable outing.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?

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01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 3: You know? Like, you go to an apple orchard, you

1381
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 3: go to a strawberry feel this kind of thing, pumpkin.

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01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 1: Come on, that's fun. That's fun as hell. Yes, there's

1383
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: like you're paying what six thousand dollars for four apples? Like, yeah,

1384
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: that's weird, right, But like there's the gift store, there's

1385
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 1: appleside er donuts, there's all these really fun things. You're

1386
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: with your friends, you're dressing up warm and sweaters. It's

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Speaker 1: a gift.

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Speaker 3: Correct, correct? I think this is a gift. I think

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01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 3: these things get a lot of flak people. It's the

1390
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 3: same type of thing of like, oh, I don't want

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01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 3: to go camping, I don't like to sleep on the ground.

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01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 3: It's like, no, that that's the experience. It's a fun time.

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01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 3: It's I want to get I don't normally pick apples. Yeah,

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01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 3: let me let people pick an apple. Let people go

1395
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 3: pick a pumpkin or whatever.

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01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: It's the last thing, you know I ex did before

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01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: we broke up.

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Speaker 3: What what were you picking apples?

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01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: Oh? In Boston?

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01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 3: Were you fighting the whole time?

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01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 2: No?

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01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 3: Oh, so it was a pleasant memory. Yeah, oh what

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01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,439
Speaker 3: a shame? Were the apples good?

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01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 1: I can't remember.

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01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 3: I've never had the experience of doing any of these.

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01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 3: How long are you gone for? What do you mean

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01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 3: you like go out the orchard and they just afternoon?

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01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 3: And is it like a time limit? They fire a gun.

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01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 1: And you get picked, you get tired. Okay, interesting, will

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01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 1: you pay for the by weight? Oh? Wait?

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01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that makes more sense. Imagine how stressful it

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01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 3: would be if it was a timer.

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01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you would have bad faith actors who are

1414
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 1: going to like like a tractor. Yeah, it's like, all right,

1415
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: let's get in there take all the apples.

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01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 3: I should try it at some point. That seems like

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01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 3: a nice active it.

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01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 1: Said, bad faith actors and relationship to what we just

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01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: talked about. That's such a crazy thing to apple bad

1420
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: faith actors. There's Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about January sixth this morning. Weirdly, it's

1422
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 3: just like I can't believe that that happened. That happened,

1423
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 3: and everybody who's just cited a kind of wasn't that

1424
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 3: big of a deal.

1425
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: It's like it was.

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01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 3: One of the craziest things that's ever happened in our life.

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01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: One. It's like America. Like one thing you can count

1428
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: on about America is we will never admit to a coup,

1429
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: like like we will not like we it's like like

1430
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 1: other countries. Yeah, our country never noney.

1431
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 3: That we have class.

1432
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: We don't.

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01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fully fully coup. It was people breaking

1434
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 3: into yes, like wow, the things we've seen. Oh god,

1435
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,519
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for stressing everyone out. That feels like a

1436
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 3: tornado siren test. All right, you've gotten one right so far.

1437
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 3: This is the final one. This is from Darcy. Gift

1438
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 3: or a curse watching a Christmas episode of a show

1439
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 3: nowhere near Christmas.

1440
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go gift because it can make you excited

1441
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 1: for what's to come. It's like, Okay, it's might not

1442
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: be Christmas right now, but it's coming and it's gonna

1443
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: be really nice and'll be gifts and Christmas tree and

1444
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:07,679
Speaker 1: that's nice. Correct. I think this is a gift.

1445
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 3: I absolutely I see no problem with this, And I

1446
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 3: also feel like it fixes a problem. Let's say your

1447
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,600
Speaker 3: favorite fictional character is Santa Claus and you want to

1448
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 3: see him in a TV show. You're not going to

1449
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 3: You're not going to wait all year to see him. No,

1450
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 3: fire it up in August, watch Santa do his thing?

1451
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: Why not?

1452
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 3: What color do you think Santa's hair was before he

1453
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:33,479
Speaker 3: went white? Has anybody ever gotten to the bottom of that.

1454
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: M Based on how white it is, it's going to

1455
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: be blonde.

1456
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 3: You think he was like a platinum blonde.

1457
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if it was, if it was black, it'd

1458
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: be kind of something grayish, right, So it is going

1459
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 1: to be platinum blonde.

1460
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 3: Right, That makes sense to me.

1461
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: Gorgeous like twink. Yeah, they watch blonde.

1462
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:56,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, based on the cartoons, the stop motion cartoons

1463
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 4: from the sixties and seventies, it's actually red.

1464
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no.

1465
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:04,440
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's not that's really crazy.

1466
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 3: Thinking of another group of people. But I don't like yeah, no, no, no,

1467
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, take and make as much offense.

1468
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:12,560
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

1469
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 3: That is red hair. Have a genetic problem.

1470
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:21,799
Speaker 1: You're telling me Santa has a fire crotch. No, honey,

1471
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a fire crotch. That's crazy.

1472
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 3: Okay, it was blonde, shimmering blonde.

1473
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 1: Was a redhead. Oh, I'm so sorry. I love it.

1474
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 3: This has been a problematic episode for you.

1475
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 1: I love redhead so much. It's so hot. That's very sweet.

1476
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 3: I appreciate the support because, you know, public school education

1477
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 3: is not an easy place for a redhead. You know,

1478
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 3: going through growing up as a redheaded person, it's not fun.

1479
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 1: Okay, I read a headline. I did not read the

1480
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:02,639
Speaker 1: article that why that redheads are genetically black?

1481
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 3: Oh something this I tried to figure out, and I

1482
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, now we've crossed some sort of

1483
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 3: line here. Of course, it started on TikTok and don't

1484
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 3: I don't know enough about it to really speak factually,

1485
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 3: but I feel like, basically a red headed person said

1486
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 3: something about it being genetic. I don't know that there's

1487
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 3: actual science there. But then suddenly there are all these

1488
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:29,640
Speaker 3: red headed people saying I know what it feels like

1489
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 3: to be black.

1490
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you don't. That's different. That's crazy.

1491
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,320
Speaker 3: I can say, you know how it feels to be

1492
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 3: bullied and have people treat you unfairly as a white

1493
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:43,320
Speaker 3: person with but you just simply don't get to claim whatever,

1494
01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 3: that's crazy, but it was very It took off on

1495
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 3: TikTok in a positive way. I think it kind of

1496
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,880
Speaker 3: did have probably a net positive ish result where people

1497
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 3: were just like, let's be nice to each other. Yeah,

1498
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 3: but it was a little like I saw a few

1499
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 3: tiktoks where it's like, this feels real stupid.

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01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,120
Speaker 1: I'll look it up. I'm gonna look it up. I

1501
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 1: want to know the science what's happening.

1502
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I unless we're like, yeah, I don't know

1503
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 3: what the science it is. But if you see something

1504
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 3: scientific on TikTok, it is true, and just believe everything is.

1505
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I thought. Yes, that's what I thought though.

1506
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 3: Okay, right, I should have just said that from the beginning. Okay,

1507
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 3: so you got two out of three.

1508
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: Not too bad. I won, you won. You won a

1509
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 1: D plus.

1510
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 3: Or a D.

1511
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 1: Well, there's three, okay, if there were like six, yeah,

1512
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 1: if you did the work, maybe I don't have a higher.

1513
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 1: Now yeah, there's three chances.

1514
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 3: Well, Honalse has one for us, aalz And now we

1515
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 3: both have to speak to this and then Honalise will

1516
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 3: give us their answer, which will probably be wrong, but

1517
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 3: we'll see what they say.

1518
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,759
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, cool it all right? Gift or a curse?

1519
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 4: Shared calendars?

1520
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 3: Shared calendars? Do you want to speak to it?

1521
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: Oh? Who are you sharing? Who's like a couple or

1522
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: roommate or like.

1523
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:03,680
Speaker 3: That's the only information you get is shared calendars.

1524
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with curse. I think that's private. I

1525
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 1: think it's private, and I think that other people should

1526
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,680
Speaker 1: not be seeing what you're up to. Also, it's a

1527
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,360
Speaker 1: curse because it gets really confusing, because like I have

1528
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: a calendar with my manager and his assistant. Sometimes we'll

1529
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: add stuff, but sometimes doesn't, so then it gets really confusing,

1530
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 1: and then you can't really bank on it being there,

1531
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,599
Speaker 1: so then you just do it. But then sometimes there's

1532
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:41,679
Speaker 1: then a double right event. Yes, I'm gonna go with curse.

1533
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 3: I think curse as well. The thing for me I

1534
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 3: have I share a calendar with my boyfriend. He finally

1535
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,640
Speaker 3: forced me to do it, and first of all, it

1536
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 3: was an enormous hassle, took my phone everything, sinking it

1537
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 3: all up was such a pain for me. And then

1538
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 3: finally when it happened anything, anytime he puts one in,

1539
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 3: I just I don't even see it, you know, I

1540
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 3: only see the color that I put in, And so

1541
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 3: these other things that I'm supposed to suddenly remember or

1542
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,839
Speaker 3: beware of are just They might as well be bank holidays,

1543
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 3: you know, or you see it on the phone, You're like,

1544
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 3: well that means nothing. So I think it's a curse.

1545
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,400
Speaker 3: It doesn't really change anything other than the fact that

1546
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 3: now I am supposed to know more than I still don't. Yeah,

1547
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,040
Speaker 3: on Elise, of course it's a curse.

1548
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 4: Oh thank god, it's my business. What are you doing

1549
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 4: trying to know what I'm doing? And also like I

1550
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 4: put stuff in there like the days I meant straight,

1551
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 4: Like people shouldn't be seeing that, right, nobody, especially not Google.

1552
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's yeah.

1553
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 3: We should. Calendars should be our nice little private places,

1554
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 3: and share calendars are a disaster.

1555
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 1: I agree.

1556
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 3: Well, we all came together on that one, and that

1557
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 3: feels good. We've got a few Patreon questions from Patreon listeners.

1558
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 1: We hope me answer so absolutely all right.

1559
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 3: This first one I think is good for both of us.

1560
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,599
Speaker 3: This is from Carla. It says, who is your favorite

1561
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 3: real housewife of Salt Lake City. I used to be

1562
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,160
Speaker 3: very annoyed with Mary, but this season she is really

1563
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 3: becoming the voice of reason.

1564
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:04,879
Speaker 1: Well, before I answer, can I tell a little sense story?

1565
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,599
Speaker 1: So this Halloween, I went to New York. I went

1566
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: to Julio Taurus's party. Very fun. I had a great time,

1567
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:17,400
Speaker 1: Like it was truly like the best energy ever. Bronwin

1568
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: was there.

1569
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 3: Oh was she dressed as.

1570
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,880
Speaker 1: She It was a very complicated It was very clear

1571
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 1: to me that she just wanted to wear mosquito like it.

1572
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 1: It wasn't really put together. I think it was like

1573
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 1: like it was a tour dress that was very costume me. Okay,

1574
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 1: which it's like no surprise there.

1575
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 3: I mean, that's her entire life.

1576
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,720
Speaker 1: It wasn't a clear concept. It was confusing. No no

1577
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: one knew. But uh but you know when she was

1578
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:52,600
Speaker 1: walking around, me and my friends did go hi, like

1579
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 1: you know, we're we're huge fans. We love you so much.

1580
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't a mere like seven hours probably

1581
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: that we were talking crazy shit about her after the episode.

1582
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 3: So it's like we were fatah.

1583
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 1: And we do love her, we do love her, come on,

1584
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,000
Speaker 1: and so we were we love you, We're such a

1585
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: big fans. She's like, thank you so much, And I

1586
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 1: don't know. I was kinding a flow state. So I

1587
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 1: was kind of talking and I said why are you here,

1588
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,559
Speaker 1: which is like such a crazy thing to say. I

1589
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 1: was like, why are you here because it's like I know,

1590
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 1: because I'm like, you're wrong. You don't have to, like,

1591
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: you know, we're in the middle of Bushwick in like

1592
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,479
Speaker 1: a warehouse. Like it was just crazy that she was there.

1593
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 1: And what she said was, oh, you know, I have

1594
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,599
Speaker 1: to like show my face. I got to get ahead

1595
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,240
Speaker 1: of next week's episode, which I thought was so interesting.

1596
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: In the next episode, nothing really happened. But then why

1597
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:53,960
Speaker 1: what I am theorizing what I think she meant is

1598
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 1: the episode after that is when it came out about

1599
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: Todd potentially cheating.

1600
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,040
Speaker 3: Looking at pictures of another gal on the air.

1601
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 1: Yes, and so I think that is what she was referencing.

1602
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:07,679
Speaker 3: But she's she didn't do anything wrong.

1603
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think she meant like being out and

1604
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:11,479
Speaker 1: about and like.

1605
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,680
Speaker 3: I'm not quite sure what she drama free, maybe.

1606
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,479
Speaker 1: Not quite I'm not one hundred percent sure what she

1607
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:20,040
Speaker 1: was what she was saying or wearing, But she looks.

1608
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 3: Like she had been like like blindfolded and taken to

1609
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 3: this warehouse and was just trying to figure out in

1610
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 3: the moment what she was doing there.

1611
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but she was so warm and so friendly,

1612
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 1: and I will say that that is huge.

1613
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:36,400
Speaker 3: I get that from her. I think, like as.

1614
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,519
Speaker 1: Far as and she supports trans people, Yeah great, it's huge.

1615
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 3: As far as the women on the show go, like

1616
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 3: as far as like if I had to spend time

1617
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:46,880
Speaker 3: with them, like as a human being, I would probably

1618
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:47,559
Speaker 3: say brown win in.

1619
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:51,720
Speaker 1: Heather, Okay, you're sleeping on Angie. Hell true, Angie, and

1620
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,240
Speaker 1: I'd love to hang out with Angie.

1621
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 3: She's so cool, that's true, Angie, and I just found her.

1622
01:17:56,080 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 3: And Angie's dad owns a chain of hamburger restaurants in Utah.

1623
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 3: That's very Greek slash Hamburger restaurants that I love Crown Burgers.

1624
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 1: And you take me on a date. Oh my god.

1625
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 3: So she it's kind of a dynasty. She's got the

1626
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:13,960
Speaker 3: uh what's it called.

1627
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:16,320
Speaker 1: It's like heroine, It's like something like that.

1628
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 3: It's a very Oh.

1629
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:21,160
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm forgetting this. I grew up. It's

1630
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 1: like delusional bangs something like that.

1631
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,520
Speaker 3: Something it's called a lunatic fringe.

1632
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:34,640
Speaker 1: I said, delusional bangs, And that is literally lunatic fringe.

1633
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 3: Right, if you like made a fictional take on her life. Yes,

1634
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,760
Speaker 3: that's what the character would start up.

1635
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 1: And I did say that that black character was Martin

1636
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: Luther King chuckle Bots, which is what's kind of close.

1637
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 3: Well, you're working on a new Ya novel.

1638
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 1: Yes, so my brain is kind of halfway there this

1639
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 1: thing in your head, right, I feel like, did you

1640
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 1: watch Wife Swap? No, she goes to Idaho, but she's

1641
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 1: so warm and so beautiful to that family that you're like, oh, wait,

1642
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,280
Speaker 1: this is an a genuinely good person. Okay, okay, I'll

1643
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 1: put on that list. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

1644
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,639
Speaker 3: There's a and then Heather.

1645
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:06,000
Speaker 2: No.

1646
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 1: I disagree. Really, I don't think. I think that she

1647
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:14,320
Speaker 1: is obsessed with fame, sure, and I think that it's

1648
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,559
Speaker 1: maybe a little fake. Her niceness interesting.

1649
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 3: I think she uh is somebody who likes to have

1650
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 3: a good time, and I know, I like know people

1651
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,680
Speaker 3: who have interacted with her and said, oh, she was

1652
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 3: very fun. So yeah, I do. I think. I mean,

1653
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 3: let's be honest, every one of these women wants to

1654
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:33,719
Speaker 3: be famous. Why else would you basically ruin your life

1655
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 3: on the show.

1656
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with Mary Cosbys as is everyone in America.

1657
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,719
Speaker 1: I would be terrified to hang out with her because

1658
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 1: of the things that she would say to me. Oh,

1659
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 1: she would cruise, she would say the craziest shit to me.

1660
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 3: She does not She's not afraid of saying anything to anyone.

1661
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 3: That's why she's so fun to watch on the show

1662
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 3: is because I've never seen somebody on a reality show

1663
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 3: just basically say no, I'm not doing that.

1664
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 1: Yes, And I love it. It's beautiful to utch.

1665
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:00,559
Speaker 3: Oh, it's incredible because I obviously the the show has

1666
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 3: gotten used to it. But I'm sure initially producers were like,

1667
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,240
Speaker 3: this lady's a nightmare. She won't do anything we ask

1668
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 3: her to do. But now she's like, I'm going to

1669
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 3: eat a fully fish in a van and I cannot

1670
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 3: do anything about it.

1671
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:13,439
Speaker 1: And the other ladies are obviously so jealous that they

1672
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,559
Speaker 1: don't have the fortitude to do right.

1673
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 3: They've created these other characters that they now have to

1674
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 3: keep it to shoot.

1675
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,479
Speaker 1: It up, and so it's like they won't eat fulley

1676
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: fish on a bus.

1677
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Lisa don't know that I would have. She

1678
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 3: and I could get a diet soda together and that

1679
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:33,200
Speaker 3: would be the end of the road doesn't seem entirely

1680
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 3: pleasant to be around.

1681
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,120
Speaker 1: Meredith could be could be fun.

1682
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 3: I mean just depending on what she's on.

1683
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right up or down? Yeah, because she's Yeah.

1684
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like is she there?

1685
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:47,000
Speaker 3: That's true, but yeah, it's a good group of alves.

1686
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: What was the question? I forget? Who's your favorite? M Angie?

1687
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,040
Speaker 3: Angie's your favorite.

1688
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:57,680
Speaker 1: She's down to earth. She she reminds me of this

1689
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,320
Speaker 1: woman I worked with, Like I used to work at

1690
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:03,800
Speaker 1: a hospital and there is this woman who was much

1691
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,760
Speaker 1: older than me, and like, in no universe should we

1692
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: be friends, like she like, we're so different, but we

1693
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 1: just got along so well because she was just so

1694
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:17,280
Speaker 1: nice and warm and didn't give a fuck about like

1695
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 1: who you were or identity or anything. Just was like

1696
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:24,360
Speaker 1: just kind of saw everyone as like as like she

1697
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 1: I feel like Andy just sees everyone. She's not she's

1698
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:30,559
Speaker 1: never looking over you, She's never She's just.

1699
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 3: Kind of love the full psychological profile. We could never

1700
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:35,599
Speaker 3: have you meet her.

1701
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:41,600
Speaker 1: She's so she's such a bit. The first thing she

1702
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:45,920
Speaker 1: says is training. It's like she tackles. She tackles me,

1703
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:49,639
Speaker 1: she sets me on fire, she looks over me. She's

1704
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,720
Speaker 1: like she's like, I'm sorry Sidney Sweeney here, like who

1705
01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 1: are you? One time? Okay, I guess hosted a radio

1706
01:21:56,240 --> 01:22:01,559
Speaker 1: andy show, and one time Jessel Tank what's her name

1707
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 1: from New York?

1708
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,000
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm the wrong person to ask.

1709
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:07,719
Speaker 1: She her name is Jessel. She's on the Roney reboot. Okay.

1710
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 1: She was on scheduled to call in, and I was like,

1711
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:15,920
Speaker 1: I'm depressed that week. So I looked like shit, Like

1712
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,400
Speaker 1: I looked so bad and we had not you know,

1713
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:22,679
Speaker 1: when she zoomed in. That was the first time she's

1714
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,640
Speaker 1: seeing me, meeting me. The way that woman looked at me,

1715
01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:30,639
Speaker 1: like who the like, she was just like startled. Oh my,

1716
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,840
Speaker 1: she was like she was like confused, startled, like who

1717
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 1: is that like? And rightfully so she's like who is

1718
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,400
Speaker 1: this person?

1719
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,400
Speaker 3: She wasn't expecting you at all?

1720
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:45,640
Speaker 1: Yes, Because like in that if there's the manosphere, the bravosphere,

1721
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: whatever you call the bravo verses, probably what people say,

1722
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,240
Speaker 1: like the people who are interviewing her, they're going to

1723
01:22:52,320 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: be like skinny cis, women who've spent three hours getting ready,

1724
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:00,600
Speaker 1: you know.

1725
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 3: A man who just opened expensive groceries.

1726
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:06,479
Speaker 1: Yes, or a gay demon gay. And so when I

1727
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 1: pop up, and I'm like, I look like I haven't

1728
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:12,080
Speaker 1: showered in four days. I look insane, my hair is greasy.

1729
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:16,400
Speaker 1: She's literally like, why the fuck? Like I could just

1730
01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:18,200
Speaker 1: tell that she was like, why am I here? How

1731
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 1: did it go? Terribly? We talked. I tried so hard

1732
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,360
Speaker 1: to like we talked about her husband, because her husband's

1733
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 1: like a foodie and like kind of so I was

1734
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:31,439
Speaker 1: like trying so hard, but I could tell that she

1735
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:33,880
Speaker 1: was kind of just like, why am I here? Get

1736
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: me out of here? Who is this person? Wow? Wow?

1737
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're saying, Angie, Andy, I would probably say

1738
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:45,479
Speaker 3: to watch for me Mary, And then I already said

1739
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,080
Speaker 3: the people I would want to actually spend time with.

1740
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:49,759
Speaker 3: I would like to go to Mary's church at some point.

1741
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:54,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel so complicated because it's so clearly a scam.

1742
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,200
Speaker 1: It's so clearly like fucked up.

1743
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, there have been reports about it.

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01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know she's literally coming in and wearing like

1745
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:04,759
Speaker 1: head to toe, like you know, gucci much expensive clothes.

1746
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:09,719
Speaker 1: Her congregation they don't look very wealthy, right, and they're

1747
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:12,559
Speaker 1: tithing like what fifty percent of their income. You're kind

1748
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:12,920
Speaker 1: of just.

1749
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:14,880
Speaker 3: Like, oh, she is a gold microphone.

1750
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:18,840
Speaker 1: She has a gold microphone, and you can see that

1751
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,559
Speaker 1: there's some also. She was like, this is my first

1752
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:25,840
Speaker 1: time back. So what was her congregation doing for three years?

1753
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,360
Speaker 3: I don't know. I tried to go there the last

1754
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,200
Speaker 3: time I was in Utah and it was during the renovation,

1755
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:32,720
Speaker 3: so it was just all closed up where they were scattered.

1756
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,760
Speaker 1: But she she's like she was she was like she

1757
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: wasn't she was not pasture rasterizing.

1758
01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 3: For three years to be the shepherd of the flock.

1759
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 1: So who was the guest? Who was the guest host?

1760
01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 3: I guess these people just stayed home on Sundays waiting

1761
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 3: for this place to get what is arguably not a

1762
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:48,719
Speaker 3: great renovation.

1763
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:50,759
Speaker 1: That's crazy. They didn't even get.

1764
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:54,919
Speaker 3: Ac people are fanning themselves, they're sweating.

1765
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:55,839
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1766
01:24:56,479 --> 01:24:59,519
Speaker 3: Well, I I feel like we just answered that enough

1767
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:02,280
Speaker 3: that we don't to even answer another question today, and

1768
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:05,840
Speaker 3: actually kind of accidentally answered a casiest question. What's the

1769
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,400
Speaker 3: best frozen meal you've ever had?

1770
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean the butter chicken.

1771
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the tekamasala. So yeah, we've answered some

1772
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:14,720
Speaker 3: nice questions.

1773
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 1: What I'm doing right now, though, I will just give

1774
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:20,479
Speaker 1: I'd love to offer this is I make a big

1775
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 1: thing of chicken stock from anytime. I like peel a vegetable,

1776
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 1: chicken bone, whatever, I put it in the freezer bag. Okay,

1777
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:31,080
Speaker 1: I put in the freezer, so it's like onion peels, kale,

1778
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:35,720
Speaker 1: ginger knobs, chicken bones like whatever. Then I'd make a

1779
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 1: stock out of it, right, and then you freeze that.

1780
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 1: And then you just got a bunch of fucking stock

1781
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:44,760
Speaker 1: that you just put in the fridge and then your soups.

1782
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:48,679
Speaker 3: Right, beans, and you've created a trash island in the ocean.

1783
01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:51,400
Speaker 1: And it's a full it's like a full circle because

1784
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,560
Speaker 1: you're like, then the scraps, it's like it's all self contained.

1785
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:55,559
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

1786
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:58,880
Speaker 3: A garbage all these plastic bags. You're putting garbage in

1787
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,439
Speaker 3: the freezer. How these plastic bags go?

1788
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,599
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about that. All I know

1789
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,800
Speaker 1: is that I have delicious chicken stock to use for

1790
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:11,720
Speaker 1: my beans and my stews. Sir, I don't know what's

1791
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,639
Speaker 1: happening with the plastic bag. That's not my business. That's

1792
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:19,760
Speaker 1: not my business. Okay, Then put the scraps, put them

1793
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,160
Speaker 1: in a glass tubleware.

1794
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:25,280
Speaker 3: Yes, get it reusable usable? Who am I to speak?

1795
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,479
Speaker 1: Who cares the world, it's all. We're all doomed. It

1796
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:31,240
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.

1797
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:35,719
Speaker 3: You've landed as a COVID denying classic love Trump.

1798
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:42,360
Speaker 1: Come on, who cares? Who cares? Cares? Well?

1799
01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:44,800
Speaker 3: No, this is gonna be very convenient for me in

1800
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,880
Speaker 3: the future. You're gonna be begging for this one.

1801
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:50,680
Speaker 1: There's one full test, right and do they expire? I

1802
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: don't think they expire. I think it takes a while

1803
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:56,440
Speaker 1: for him to expire. So just use that to myself.

1804
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Treat yourself.

1805
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,599
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about this. I've had such a nice

1806
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:01,080
Speaker 3: time with this was so fun.

1807
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here. I loved it. Thank you listener.

1808
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:08,360
Speaker 3: The podcast is over, the tape will soon end, and

1809
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:11,280
Speaker 3: I'd love for you to have a at least a

1810
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:15,439
Speaker 3: fine day. So go out and do something moderately, I

1811
01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:17,040
Speaker 3: don't know, moderately enjoyable.

1812
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:26,200
Speaker 1: Who cares? I love you? Goodbye? I said. No.

1813
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:30,400
Speaker 3: Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is

1814
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:33,639
Speaker 3: on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by

1815
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:38,160
Speaker 3: Ben Tolliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann,

1816
01:27:38,479 --> 01:27:40,960
Speaker 3: and we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner.

1817
01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:44,400
Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said,

1818
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:46,360
Speaker 3: no gifts. That's where you're going to see pictures of

1819
01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:49,200
Speaker 3: all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1820
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 3: to see the gifts?

1821
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 2: Lie?

1822
01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: Did you hear?

1823
01:27:55,280 --> 01:28:03,400
Speaker 2: Fun? A man myself perfectly clear to my home. You

1824
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:09,400
Speaker 2: gotta come to me empty? And I said, no, guest,

1825
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:16,680
Speaker 2: your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

1826
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:20,439
Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me