1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's bioengineering, a new type of 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: fruit that lets out a tiny scream when you bite 3 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: into it. That was a bunch of grapes. 4 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 2: Scrapeberries delicious. 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,080 Speaker 1: Buy a box of fresh yell and melons and break 6 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: your kids out with Laser stories the segment where we 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone 8 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,840 Speaker 1: else does. Except we've got a laser like other scary berries. 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: Just don't This first laser story is out of the 10 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,520 Speaker 1: renter's roosts. Thirty four year old Ashley didn't think twice 11 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: when she rented one of her Airbnb properties to a 12 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,919 Speaker 1: group of guys. They stayed for three weeks, there were 13 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: no issues, and they left the house in amazing condition. 14 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 2: Wow, way to go, guys. Is that the news story? 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: Shocking? Your next laser story? Does? She even describe them 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: as five star guests all the way? Good job until 17 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: she got the surprise of her life. Oh because a 18 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 1: week after they left, she received her electric bill for 19 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: one thousand, five hundred dollars. Oh my god, Hey, someone 20 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: forgot to turn the light off in the hallway. Is that? 21 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: What did it? 22 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 1: My dad would tell you. At first, Ashley thought it 23 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: must be some mistake from the utility company. But that's 24 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: when she reviewed the outdoor security footage and she saw 25 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: the guys bringing in ten different computers then leaving with 26 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: all ten. Turns out they'd been operating a makeshift cryptocurrency 27 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: mining operation from her airbnb. 28 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 2: They're crypto bros. That's why she never saw any women 29 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 2: going in and out of that. As I've heard of. 30 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: The mining is a huge problem. Like people will mind 31 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: it's it's terrible for the environment the right It takes 32 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: a lot of energy to run the machines that are 33 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: attempting to harvest Internet coins. Her guest realized it'd be 34 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: a lot cheaper for them to rentivate Haiti home for 35 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: three weeks, then to pay the utility bills at their 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: own house. 37 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 2: And they don't have to pay it, right, It's. 38 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: Kind of smart. 39 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 2: It's not in the from what I know, you have 40 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 2: to pay their bills. Thankfully, that's pretty excessive. It seems 41 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 2: like she could fight that is it in the contract. 42 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: Ashley was able to charge the men and recoup her loss, 43 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: which was totally fine with the guy since they ended 44 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: up making over one hundred grand. 45 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 3: Don't worry, they're going to keep it in crypto, so 46 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 3: it's going to be worth five dollars in two weeks, 47 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 3: and then it'll be up to a million, and then 48 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 3: we'll be back down to too. 49 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: But they'll tell every girl they're a millionaire, yeah the 50 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: whole time. However, Ashley does have a new set of 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: rules set up for all her rentals now no parties, 52 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: no pets, and no crypto mining a lot mine for currency. 53 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 3: I'd be so confused if I came across that. 54 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: You're like, we can go in the poolo right next, 55 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of toy Lands. You recently bought a 56 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 1: Wicked doll for your kids. Mattel is begging you. Whatever 57 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: you do, do not go to the website written on 58 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: the back of the box. 59 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 2: Okay, that makes me want to go check. Don't tell 60 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 2: me not to do something you feel like the Wizard of. 61 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that new movie. Well it might look like 62 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: an innocent address to take it to the movie's homepage, 63 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: it's actually a misprint that'll take you to some good 64 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: old fashioned adult content. Oh, because whoever designed the boxes 65 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: assume that Wicked dot com was the right address. They 66 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: failed the double check, then everybody, So the real address 67 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: is supposed to be wickedmovie dot com. 68 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 3: That is an important second word there. 69 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 2: It seems like. 70 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: I feel like the other one also makes movies though 71 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, in a way, Mattel said it deeply regrets 72 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: the air, which is absolutely not appropriate for children. That's 73 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: the worst thing you could put on against toy. The film, 74 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: starring Ariana Grande and British actress Cynthia Erivo, is set 75 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: for release on November twenty second. 76 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 2: Excited for this film. 77 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: The producer say this mistake was no way done on 78 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: purpose as a cheap ploy and getting more attention for 79 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: the film. 80 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 2: How could they get more at this point? It is 81 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 2: literally everywhere. 82 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: I'm excited for the previews of the movie. Now you 83 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, believe them. I'm not really sure. 84 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 1: Am I now subscribed to that first website? Absolutely? 85 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 2: She try misprinting us with a oh yeah this next. 86 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: Laser stories out of Survey Central. According to a poll 87 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 1: out this week, the average gen Zer checks their phone 88 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: six times during a TV show. That's per episode. Who 89 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: four times? 90 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 2: I mean, that's not I feel like it's not that bad. 91 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 2: If it's an hour episode every ten minutes, you don't 92 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 2: have any commercials are on whoo and. 93 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: Stuff now, and it's not just young people. Millennials check 94 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,799 Speaker 1: their phones five to six times, Gen X four to five, 95 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: and baby boomers three. 96 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 3: That is hard for me to believe because I swear 97 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 3: my mother is on her phone way more than. 98 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 1: The YouTube shorts. 99 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,039 Speaker 2: Also, yeah, my parents both there too. 100 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 3: I don't know who they're surveying, but they've got those 101 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: boomers wrong. 102 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: We're so busy on their phone. 103 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, answer the exactly. 104 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: And most people said that if they're watching a show 105 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: or a movie at home, they're probably using their phone 106 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 1: at the same time. Seventy eight percent of young people 107 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: said they usually are. I can watch movies way better 108 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 1: with somebody there, Like if I have someone next to me, 109 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: I will be on my phone. 110 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 2: Yeah okay. 111 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: Also in the survey, people were asked how long they 112 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: can watch something before they get bored and want a 113 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 1: multitask for movies, it's fifteen minutes and forty two seconds. 114 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 2: Did oh if you're an actor, do you feel bad 115 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 2: about that? That's how long you give a movie a 116 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 2: chance to change movies? 117 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: You know, I vibe of the movie. 118 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 2: I punished myself. I never changed a movie. I will 119 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 2: watch a bad film to the end. 120 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 3: You just watched a really bad yeah three, and then 121 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 3: I'll get angry, like what did I do? 122 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 1: For TV shows, it's fourteen minutes and thirty six seconds, okay, 123 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: And for podcasts like Brooke and Jeffrey nine minutes and 124 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: twelve seconds. 125 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 2: If you look at our stats, that's not yeah, a 126 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 2: lot less than that. 127 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that specific example, this next laser story is 128 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: out of holiday headquarters. The holidays are just around the corner, 129 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: which is really exciting for the people who love social gatherings. 130 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: Oh yes. Now, of course, there are also people who 131 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: are secretly hoping that there's another pandemic or something so 132 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: they can just stay home, drink their favorite drinks on 133 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,919 Speaker 1: their own couch and watch TV. 134 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 2: Jeffy, I feel like you're just talking in for you. Yeah, 135 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 2: that just sounds like you. 136 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: There are people. I'm just bringing that up. 137 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 2: Ye, I am one of that. 138 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: According to a new survey, Americans maybe getting tired of 139 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: holiday gatherings altogether. 140 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 2: No, no, I'm out here. My friend's giving is this weekend. 141 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: The average person is planning to attend just three big 142 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: social events this year, which is down from five last year. 143 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: It's interesting, you say, this because you were the one 144 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 3: person who hasn't responded on the date for our own 145 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 3: holiday party. 146 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: Just we're doing a holiday party. 147 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 2: Oh, I know, Like how youre going? 148 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: How many holidays do we need to celebrate? Like at 149 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: a point we get here? Yeah, is it a Hanka party? 150 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, that's what holiday is. It includes it all. 151 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: I'm bringing a bunch of Jewish girls. Dude, Okay, maybe 152 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: I'll send someone to attend. Form your account. Most people 153 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: are still planning on Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, but fewer 154 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: people are doing get togethers for Friendsgiving and for New 155 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 1: Year's eaves. 156 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 2: I will say we got lazier in our family. 157 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: We now do a drive through lights experience. 158 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 2: Rather than to walk through ten minutes. You don't get 159 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 2: out of the car. 160 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 3: You're in your but you're still with your family Christmas Pj's. 161 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: In the car. 162 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 2: That's all that matters. 163 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're all on your phones at the same time. 164 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: Terribly many people are fine with this. Only thirty six 165 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 1: percent of people say they wish that they were attending 166 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: more family gatherings this year compared to sixty two percent 167 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 1: last year. And personally, I think we need to be 168 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: around pets for the holidays. Like this guy. This is 169 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: the same fund of him getting his head stuck inside 170 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: the turkey and now he's trying to get out. He 171 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: was curious what was in there. Not a shoe means 172 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 173 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,239 Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Friday 174 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.