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Speaker 1: how's it going? God? Oh my gosh, I'm wearing your

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Speaker 1: old shirts, so I feel like you're hugging now. I

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Speaker 1: see you in my jacket that I used to wear

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Speaker 1: on my show Not Safe on Comedy Central. If you

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Speaker 1: want to see the jacket we're talking about, you can

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Speaker 1: pull up the YouTube clip where I interview Riley Silverman,

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Speaker 1: who is a trans comedian, but more than that, just

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Speaker 1: a female comic who I interview about being trans. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so anyway you have. That's so fun to be able

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Speaker 1: other people and realize that you want them back because

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Speaker 1: they look cuter than they looked when you were going

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Speaker 1: would look better on Noah, Like I might borrow it

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Speaker 1: back sometime, which is a beautiful thing. Sure. Whitney Cummings

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Speaker 1: gave me a bunch of clothes when I hung out

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Speaker 1: and she was just like, this whole rack. You can

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Speaker 1: When I was like just starting out, it was probably

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Speaker 1: I've been on Last time standing. I had a manager,

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Speaker 1: at the Puma Celebrity like like shop where it's like

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Speaker 1: literally you go in this warehouse and if you're a celebrity,

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Speaker 1: He would took this da and they would like write

428
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Speaker 1: in their notebooks to try to keep up, and Jesse

429
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Speaker 1: would start and the smoke would come from her pencil

430
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Speaker 1: because she was writing so time. You were waiting so

431
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Speaker 1: long to say that good. Yeah, I know that's what

432
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Speaker 1: I made you wait because I because I'm a spas.

433
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Speaker 1: What were you doing? So you think on these podcasts,

434
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Speaker 1: why why would you know? When you move? And like

435
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 1: everything I do is like herky jerky, Like I press

436
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Speaker 1: on buttons fast on the treadmill probably and I'm like, oh,

437
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm done, and then it's done, and then I like

438
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Speaker 1: take my sweat towel and I'm like I like everything

439
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: I do. Bagap Artists Robin says that everything you do

440
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: is abusive, Like I take context out fast, I like

441
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: put moistures on fast. I washed my face like Kirsten right,

442
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: now my best friend from fourth grade and on is

443
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: laughing because she she always just to make fun of me.

444
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: When I plopped down on a couch, the couch almost breaks.

445
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: If I was like a heavier person, I would break

446
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: so much much furniture. So it's not about I'm just

447
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 1: not gentle and I wish I were, but it's just

448
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 1: not who I am. Well, you're gentle until you do.

449
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: You're gentle at a time, it's just one percent when

450
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Speaker 1: you're or whatever. I don't know, and I just get

451
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Speaker 1: really rough. That's why things break. And my mom throughout

452
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: my childhood, you don't ever deserve to have nice things.

453
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Speaker 1: You don't. You don't get to have nice things because

454
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Speaker 1: you don't treat things with respect. You break everything you have.

455
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 1: And so I just grew up thinking like I'm just

456
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Speaker 1: a piece of trash of like I don't. I really

457
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: truly have struggle having nice things because I know I

458
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: will break them. But the truth is now I'm like

459
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 1: things are meant to be broken. You shouldn't have plastic

460
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Speaker 1: on your couch forever. You shouldn't have keep things in

461
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 1: cases and like just look at them, use them. Yes,

462
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: put a case on your phone so it doesn't crumble

463
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Speaker 1: before your eyes when you're in a foreign country. Andrew

464
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Speaker 1: Colin like, protect the things that are you're rough with,

465
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Speaker 1: but don't be delicate with everything. The same for the best.

466
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Speaker 1: We're singing the song delicate b. Taylor, one of my

467
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Speaker 1: favorite songs. Let's get to the news out there, everybody.

468
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Speaker 1: I hope everyone's having great and funds time and swells. Okay,

469
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Speaker 1: so okay, Wow, that's really taken a turn or like,

470
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Speaker 1: you're just a lot of liberties with that, and I

471
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: like it. Let's get into it. You can tell when

472
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Speaker 1: someone loves when a liberty when they point out a liberty. No,

473
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: I liked it. It's going to get too different directions.

474
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: It's also I don't think it's okay. Yes. A woman

475
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Speaker 1: on TLC sex Uh sent me to the e Er

476
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Speaker 1: says she had a four hour orgasm and now has

477
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Speaker 1: orgasms on a regular basis without stimulation, as many as

478
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Speaker 1: twelve spontaneous, prolonged orgasms a day. She could be just

479
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: sitting around watching TV. Next thing you know you girls coming.

480
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: She couldn't stop orgasming after sex with a partner Eric.

481
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 1: A lot of women are trying to find out his

482
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: last name, caused a physically, emotionally and mentally taxing four

483
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: hour pleasure. So now she just she can't even control it.

484
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: I need to interview this woman. Wait four hours was

485
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: a just like what the fund is happening? And just waited?

486
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 1: Or did he go about his day and come back?

487
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: Did he go fill up his gas tank get some

488
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: errand's done? And then she came back and she was

489
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: still going like I wanted. And what happened to Eric,

490
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is in love. Eric drowned in

491
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: a puddle. But but I think what happened we lost

492
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Speaker 1: Eric that. I think she came and then just didn't

493
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Speaker 1: stop coming. I think it was like one come and

494
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 1: he didn't keep going. She just kept going. She said

495
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: the first one was four hours, and then after that

496
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Speaker 1: it was unrecovered. Then it was twelve a day, meaning

497
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: like four hours of straight orgasm. Not from Eric, just

498
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: I think it's just from I know. But I'm wondering

499
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Speaker 1: if Eric, when she started coming, just kind of bore

500
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Speaker 1: witness to it and set up a chair and watched. Oh,

501
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: I got you, I get it, I get it. He

502
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: probably came and then laughed. But she started coming, And

503
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds really terrible. And I know everyone's like,

504
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: that would be amazing. No, what fucking wouldn't That would

505
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,199
Speaker 1: really suck. I have a lot of compassion for this

506
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Speaker 1: woman who's struggling with that, and man, I I have

507
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: a lot of compassion for a woman who had a

508
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: h an intimate moment that's set off this obviously psychological

509
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: response of like, obviously it's physical, but this guy she

510
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 1: loves or like had a very what did it say?

511
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: It was set off because of their intimately physically, emotionally

512
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: and mentally taxing. Is that her actors recreated scenes? Oh

513
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: my god? Okay, well, the guy that played with Eric

514
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 1: is bald. Listen, that guy could fun Look at that guy.

515
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: I think that guy's sexy. He is a fully shaved head,

516
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: which is what Prince Williams should do to his whole head.

517
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: We decided, Um, Liza started to have orgasms on a

518
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: regular basis without stimulation. It's very physical, emotionally and mentally

519
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: taxing experience. Um yeah, I agree, Like when you let

520
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: that animal out of the cage, it's hard to like

521
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: make it stop sometimes and like my first orgasm bound

522
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Speaker 1: me to somewhat like my four orgasm was with you know,

523
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: comedian Petely when he went down on me when I

524
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: was twenty, and it was like I was already in

525
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: love with him. I wasn't really, but that stealed the deals,

526
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: like someone gave you that experience and then I was

527
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: like so in love I couldn't stand it. And it

528
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: was because of the orgasms. But things are very at

529
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: another time where you were just sitting around or like

530
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,959
Speaker 1: not getting pleasured. Have you ever had I have to?

531
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: I would? I know mine are very elusive and I

532
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: have to track them down in the night and wait

533
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: for them and be steady and still and go on

534
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: black Draw forty five minutes. Rather Yeah, they're really hard

535
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: for me. You'd rather have multiple orgasms throughout the day

536
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: or very tough to orgasm. Not you couldn't get work

537
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: done if you're coming all day like that. That is

538
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: that's a disability. I mean this woman could obviously like

539
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: it would suck, and I've I've heard stories of this

540
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: kind of thing before and it's not it's always funny

541
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: to joke up about, but it's it seems like pure

542
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: hell because orgasms are kind of painful because to me,

543
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: at least, because they feel like you go like, don't

544
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: do they feel like this way to you guys at all?

545
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: Or am I totally like they feel like someone's tickling me,

546
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: Like I'm laughing, but I'm also like, stop's too much.

547
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: And then you like relax and then you're able to

548
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: let it like fully the orgasm go like go through

549
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: you and then it's not uncomfortable, but the build up

550
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: is like, oh my god, like it's like going on

551
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: a roller coaster of like I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared,

552
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: it's too much, and then it feels like the release

553
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: and then you're just like, okay, I'm letting go. Does

554
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: that does that mimic what you guys feel? No, you

555
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: probably should answer this since you have a vagina. I mean,

556
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: I'll go either way. Yeah. The best way that I

557
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: can describe it is if I were to take a

558
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: Seltzer bottle and shake it and then screw up screw

559
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: off the top. Yeah, and it like slowly like erupts

560
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: and it's like boh. But when you're shaking that Seltzer

561
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: or is your body going like I don't know if

562
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: I was this, I'm scared. This is too much like

563
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: like being tickled and held down kind of thing. I

564
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: don't feel that, but I know that I have to

565
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: be in like a very concentrated place in order to

566
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: get to that explosion. So I can't move, I can't

567
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: do I think, or do anything else. It just has

568
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: to be completely present. Mine is like my body. I've

569
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,719
Speaker 1: gotten past it, but my body like fights it. Um,

570
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,479
Speaker 1: But I understand how that could be the same feeling,

571
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: just different interpretations of it. Um. Andrew, is there any

572
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: like part of your body that's like doesn't want it,

573
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: that fights it? Do you relate to that at all?

574
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: Any listener out there relate to because it feels like

575
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: getting tickled by your cousin who's pinning down your arms

576
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: and you're like, this is like making me laugh and

577
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: it feels like amazing, But it's like stopping. There's no

578
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: release of taking an antidepression and taking zol off. My

579
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: brain does need to get before I used to just come,

580
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even even But does the build up? Was

581
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: there any like anxiety in the build up of like

582
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: like when you're about to where you're like, no, not now,

583
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: Like I constantly orgasms will start to come for me

584
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: when I'm masturbating with porn, and I'll push them down

585
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: because I'm like it's not good enough yet, Like I

586
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: want this to be better. Do you push some down

587
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: like that? No, I don't really do sex, not when

588
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm jerking off. When I'm jerking off, like, let's get

589
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: this done so I can, you know, do zoom. But

590
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like magical. I'm the opposite of Andrew.

591
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like with sex, it's like okay, okay,

592
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: just happened. Just happened. I don't want to lose it.

593
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: But if if I'm masturbating, then it's like okay, wait,

594
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: I'll wait, I'll wait because you're still dependent on someone

595
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: else feeling fulfilled by your orgasm, probably because you don't

596
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: want to. You don't. You're not going to let down

597
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: the computer, but you might let down your partner if

598
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: you don't grab it while it's there. It's not that,

599
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: it's just like I have a certain time limit where

600
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: like after a certain time passes, I'm like, no longer,

601
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: you can stay on, but but your partner might not

602
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: be able to get you to the later ones. That

603
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: makes sense, right, But I don't like to come unless

604
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: like there are sometimes when I'm with a partner and

605
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm like I could, but I'm like, it's gonna be

606
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: so much better if they tell me I can't, and

607
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: then I have to wait for the next one. So

608
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: I literally will tell a guy tell me I can't come,

609
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: and he's like what, I'm like, just trust me on this.

610
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: I want to so bad, but do the everything you

611
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: can to make me come right now, Like do everything

612
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: that you think that would make, like try your hardest,

613
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: but demand that I'd not be able to like say

614
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: that if I do it, you're gonna be really upset

615
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: with me, and then I'm a dumb like that I'm

616
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: a better whore than this stuff like that, like you

617
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: can do better, like don't you fucking come? And then

618
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: when I'm like begging or like when I've just given up,

619
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: then you're like you better calm or I'm gonna be

620
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: fucking met, and then you make me come. And that

621
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: is the fucking hottest it ever. And it's hard to

622
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: get someone to do that because it's like telling someone

623
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: to be dominant to you, but it does work, and

624
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: you can get them there. You can train someone to

625
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: do that if it's because as a guy, I think

626
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: sometimes we could, uh, we'll be it will have to

627
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: come in the first forty five seconds, like it will

628
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: be like so intense and you pull out. And what

629
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: I used to do when I was coming very quick,

630
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: I grabbed ahead of my penis to keep the come

631
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: from coming out. I don't know it worked somehow, but

632
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: wouldn't it works? But then you do that and then

633
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: to get to come to come back around once you

634
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: tell it to go home, it's very difficult. But I'll

635
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: tell you if you had if you had a girl saying,

636
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: don't fucking because you're you're like me in the bedroom,

637
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: like we're both like like to be dominated a little bit.

638
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: Like I think you would probably the what I just described,

639
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: a girl saying that to you, if someone's listening that

640
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 1: might sleep with you, would be good of being like

641
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: and like, don't you don't come, And then later on

642
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: it would be much easier for you to come if

643
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: she was like like like just telling you not to

644
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: would make you want to and then find not doing

645
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: the thing of don't come or you better come from

646
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: me like that would probably make too much pressure on you.

647
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: But I bet you would benefit from someone being don't

648
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: don't don't because you like being told not to and

649
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: then you're gonna do it. So I think that could

650
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: be a fun dynamic with you and your lady if

651
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: you want to try, which I've been loving. I do

652
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: dog on the floor looking at the mirror, which I don't,

653
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: So you're looking at yourself, but you feel sexy when

654
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: you're with this girl. That's one of the things that

655
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,239
Speaker 1: you told me about her that I loved was like,

656
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: she's the first woman that you've been with, or not

657
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: maybe the first, but you feel like you're turning her

658
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: on with your body and your aura, which is like

659
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: made me kind of I'm sorry to share that because

660
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: that to me was like a very vulnerable thing you

661
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: shared with me. But that, to me was so sad

662
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: that men don't get to feel like sexy as much

663
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: as women. Because if if if a woman said to me,

664
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: this is the first guy that's ever made me feel sexy,

665
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: I'd be like, what the fuck have you been? Living? Like?

666
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: That is no way to live. But for a man,

667
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: women don't often say like, you're so sexy, and guys

668
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: like to hear that too. It's so nice that you

669
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: have that, but it took you forty years and you

670
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: read my journal without asking. But whatever. Okay, so it

671
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: didn't take you forty years. I hate when people go

672
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: it took me forty years to find the woman i'd marry.

673
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, were you trying to get laid when you

674
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: were seven? Let's take some years off of that, like,

675
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: only go for the years you were I say the

676
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: same thing about Jews crossing the desert. I was like,

677
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: forty years really really, like, let's add up how much

678
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: they really tried. All right, So, um, when you were seven,

679
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: you were trying to cross the desert rights Okay, So

680
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 1: keep pain is next story. Keep Pain. This isn't related

681
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: to the Orgasm Lady news story. Tea Pain is just

682
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: now figuring out about the message Request folder on I G. Yeah,

683
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: did everyone see put a TikTok video out showing that

684
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: he's accidentally ignored a ton of celebrity d ms, which

685
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: is kind of cool to show how many dm This

686
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: was very I saw this morning, So yeah, it's the

687
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: dumb TikTok voice of like I found out about. So

688
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: te Pain is sitting there smiling with the green screen

689
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: kind of image behind him, and he's going the green

690
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: screen images showing all of his d M requests, which

691
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: is a special folder if you're anyone above ten thousand

692
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: followers that puts the request of people you don't necessarily

693
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: know into another folder. You have to go into that

694
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: folder to see people who are requesting you. I go

695
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: into that folder a hundred times a day, Andrews probably

696
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: around the same time, like just to see blue check

697
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: marks might be sliding in. Fans might be sending me

698
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: pictures or videos of their warts. I go in there constantly.

699
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: By the way, if you do have warts to send

700
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: me or any video, please send them to uh the

701
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer podcast at gmail dot com. Please label your

702
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: subject word so that I don't click on something else

703
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: and um, and we'll go from there. Thank you so

704
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: much again for sending those in. But this folder he's

705
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: going through has so now he sorted it by um importance,

706
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: like you can sort this folder and get only the

707
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: blue check marks. And it just so so many celebrities

708
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: trying to talk to him that he hasn't spoken to

709
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: because he didn't know about this folder. And it's like

710
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: who's in there via Old Davis's consistant on her account, Fergie,

711
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: Like people that would probably want to from the back,

712
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: or like Fergie, someone that would probably want to work

713
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: with him or wanting So he probably lost out on

714
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: probably over a few million dollars not being able to

715
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: check this to be honest, But if his life is happy,

716
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 1: it's there's like a lesson to be learned there that like, oh,

717
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: just because you missed these opportunities, it really didn't affect

718
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: you because you never knew about him, didn't affect him,

719
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: and it's all meant to be like he's going to

720
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: get people always go, oh my god, I didn't do

721
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: that thing. We could have done that, like we missed

722
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: like wouldn't when we do a recording and it fucking

723
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: fox up? Or like Tea paying missed out on all

724
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 1: these opportunities. The fact that now Tee Pain is making

725
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: this video of all the requests is going to end

726
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: up being more good for him then if he would

727
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: have followed through with these. So like every mistake or

728
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: thing that you're like, I didn't even know I could

729
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: have been doing this the whole time. I promise you

730
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: that will lead to better things than you thought it

731
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: would have if you discovered it soon. A good story

732
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: that Andrew put the diesel and not to mention that

733
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: Diplow or like these people that aren't getting written back,

734
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: they always get written back, so in fact that te

735
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 1: Pain isn't writing back there, Like, dude, I gotta work

736
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: with t Pain like it's sleep and not take someone back.

737
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: And they think you're cool, but you just passed out.

738
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: But you just took a map in the middle of

739
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: the day when they thought that you were just like

740
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: ignoring them. So fucking good. Yeah, if you can do that.

741
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 1: I mean, I hate that people only want what they

742
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: can't have or seemingly can't have, But it works, work, okay.

743
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: Next story, the data is out about the most popular

744
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: baby names around the world. Harlow is like the top

745
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 1: of the list on like so many different countries, like everywhere.

746
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if the movie came out later. Nephew's name, Luna?

747
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: What what movie? There was a movie called Arlow? No? Really? Argo? Argo?

748
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Okay, are you serious? That's what you

749
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: thought the movie? Wait? Wait, hold on, he thought my

750
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: nephew's name was Argo. No, I thought it was the

751
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: name of the movie. I really did. You thought that

752
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: the bed Affleck movie where they are trying to escape

753
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: a country that might I forget what they were doing there,

754
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: but that's a great movie, okay. And then Luna is

755
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: the number one girl name. Luna. We know I love Luna.

756
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: I love what a beautiful name. Um what would you

757
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: name your Okay? So it Seltimore. I love these kind

758
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: of things. Essentially, Um, those are going to be the

759
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: names of every like no one's going to be no

760
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: Coles or Andrews or Alex's n number on the list. Okay,

761
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: so she's still loved Andrews in the forties, so okay,

762
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: he's still doing well too. But yeah, but it won't

763
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: be as common. I mean, what were the most popular

764
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: baby names in nineteen Let's see when we were born

765
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four baby names that's when I was born

766
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,959
Speaker 1: later four years before that was quite similar. Okay, yeah,

767
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: it's probably okay, so it makes sense. So the most

768
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: popular names. What's the number one name again a girl

769
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: names in America? Luna, Aurora? These are number one Aurora Isla.

770
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: And are these new ones or most common? Because that

771
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: seems insane. These are like new ones showing up? These

772
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: aren't the most common? Well, that's what it says, and

773
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm looking up two thousand and twenty, I I feel

774
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: like this, and then boys names is old renicking. Okay,

775
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: sorry to tell you guys. In two twenty the most

776
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: popular baby name was Sophia for a girl, um Liam

777
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: for a boy. I understand that, but we're not even

778
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: throughout the whole year. I'm just going if none of

779
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: those names are showing up in the top for that,

780
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: then I think these are probably the most like popular

781
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: growing names, you know what I mean? Well, boy named Silas, Atticus, Arlow,

782
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 1: Theodore Finn, Liam, Noah, Jackson, Aiden, Elijah, Grayson, Lucas, Oliver, Caden, Matteo, Mohammed, Mason, Carter, Jadeen, Ethan,

783
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: Sebastian James. Then we go girls, This is two number one. Sophia, Olivia, Riley, Emma, Ava, Isabelle,

784
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: aria Aaliyah, Amelia, Mia, Layla, Zoe, Camila, Charlotte's. They're all

785
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: like in the like A's What's ready, Jennifer, Jessica, Ashley, Amanda, Sarah, Stephanie, Nicole, Melissa, Heather, Elizabeth, Meghan, Crystal, Amy, Tiffany, Rachel.

786
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: That's top fifteen. Boys Michael, Christopher, Matthew, Joshua, David, Daniel, James,

787
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: John Robert, Joseph, Jason, Ryan, Justin, Andrew Brandon, Andrew's coming

788
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: in at fourteen. You know what that sounded like? That

789
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: sounded like Matt Damon and Goodwill Hunting like John Jerry

790
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: Gaff John, Let's do baby names nineteen fifty. This is

791
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: really fun for me. I don't know anyone else, but

792
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I would be interested in this if

793
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: I were listening. Okay, so in nineteen fifty most popular

794
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: baby names, and this is America, I believe for both

795
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: of these. Uh, maybe not the one that said Mohammed

796
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: in it, but maybe I don't know. Mohammed is obviously

797
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 1: the most popular name ever. UM number one is uh

798
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: this nineteen fifty Baby Names Top fifteen. Here we go James, Michael, Robert, John, David, William,

799
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: Richard Thomas, Mark, Charles, Stephen, Gary, Joseph, Donald, Ronald. Then

800
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: we got Mary, Linda, Patricia, Susan, Deborah, Barbara, Deborah, Uh, Debora, Barbara,

801
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: Deborah with a B R A. Karen, Nancy, Donna, Cynthia, Sandra, Pamela, Sharon, Kathleen.

802
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: Then we go into Carol Diane Bread to Cheryl Janet.

803
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 1: I mean, this is so fun. Wait should we try

804
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty, just for fun ninety three, and then I'll

805
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: be done. Okay, because this is interesting because these are

806
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: like our grandma's names. Yeah, I was going to ask

807
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: you what your grandparents names were. I got a Geane

808
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: and Margaret, and then a Bob and a Edward. What

809
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: about you Bob and Edward? Oh you did the women first. Okay,

810
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: I thought Jean might have been here. I have a

811
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: Henry and Shirley and Thelma. Oh my god, Noah, what

812
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: what do you got rocking for grandma? Grandparents names and

813
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: parents names? You don't even want to ask me? Really,

814
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: because I have um Eastern European descent exactly. Okay, Well,

815
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: what's the weirdest name out of all of them? And

816
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: not by weird, I mean one that Americans haven't heard

817
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: as much. My grandfather's name is Sebastian. Did we just

818
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: hear the name? I don't want to hear him. Now

819
00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued. Yeah, let's do it. You're like, okay, payne um, Yeah,

820
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: open those are class and give us those grandpadma. You're

821
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: like Viola Davis. Okay, So I have three sets of grandparents,

822
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: So it's Sebastian and Leah, Betty, Betty and Lotsy. Betty

823
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: is the number five name for girls. I like that.

824
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: And then Esther and David. I thought they were gonna

825
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you were like question mark, you don't

826
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: even want to know, You don't even want to ask

827
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: my grandfather's name, David. No, what okay? Baby names? Here

828
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: we go boys number one John, Robert, William, James, Charles, George, Joseph, Edward, Richard, Donald, Thomas, Frank, Harold, Paul, Raymond.

829
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: And then we go to Walter. Walter is a great

830
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: name to bring back if you're naming a baby. I

831
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: think Walter is so cute. Here we go girl names, Mary, Dorothy, Helen, Margaret, Betty, Ruth, Virginia, Mildred.

832
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: Number eight was Mildred, Elizabeth, Francis McDormand uh, Doris, Evelyn,

833
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Anna or Anna, Marie Alice. And then Marjorie is number sixteen.

834
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: Taylor swift Grandmother's name is Marjorie. The song Marjorie on

835
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: her UH second album of The Quarantine, called Evermore is

836
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: one of the best in Santas songs and would have

837
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: topped my list yesterday if I hadn't come up with

838
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: something else. What do you think, what would you name

839
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 1: your kid? And your experience with your sister and brother

840
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: in law with their naming of their kids, whether they

841
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: tell do they tell you daring the pregnancy, after the

842
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: baby is born. They only tell us after and it's

843
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: announced pretty much like because they don't want our reactions

844
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: to like they don't want to go like we're floating

845
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: around these names and we go because famously. And I

846
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: put it on my Instagram, thurnay, let me just read

847
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: it to everyone famously in my family. I might I'm

848
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: going to do it as a main post on her

849
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: on Poppy's birthday. But my uh niece, Poppy was her

850
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: birth was announced to almost two years ago. It was

851
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: May third, two thousand nineteen. And this was the text

852
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: that came in at three am. And this was she

853
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: was born at two thirty seven am. And this came

854
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: in at three am. Um my time in New York.

855
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: I was in my bed. I woke up in the

856
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Knew my sister was in labor

857
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: and things were going well, but new like was waking

858
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: up on the hour to get this text. It was

859
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: a mass text to my dad, my mom, and my

860
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: brother in law or like my brother in law sent it.

861
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: It was to my mom and my dad and me,

862
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: Poppy Louisa Green a picture of the baby, but above

863
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: it Poppy Louisa Green, five three nineteen at two thirty

864
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: seven am. Seven pounds thirteen announces, nineteen inches. And then

865
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: I didn't wait up until the morning, or I didn't

866
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: wake up until I guess two hours later. My mom

867
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: gets the text almost immediately at uh, what time was it?

868
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: My mom gets it at like almost writes back immediately

869
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: at three in the morning and says, is that really

870
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: her name? That's what she writes back to the text

871
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: of the birth announcement, and then nothing after that, and

872
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: then I right back, Oh my god, she's so beautiful.

873
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: Love the name. She's perfect. Congrats Lauren and Matt blah

874
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: blah blah, and my mom never responds again, like, we

875
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: haven't talked to my mom since. No, we have. No.

876
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: My mom was not drinking, it was she was in

877
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: the middle night. She thought they were joking about the name,

878
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: and I go, you thought they were joking when they

879
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: wrote the ounces the weight? Why didn't you go sevens?

880
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: Is that really her weight? That would have been a

881
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: funnier text. So we've My mom will never live it

882
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: down that she thought Poppy's name was fake, because it's

883
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: just it was such a different name than we had

884
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: saw it. They did the same thing with Arlow when

885
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: they named the baby Arlow. At first, everyone's kind of like,

886
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: but then you were like, oh my god, there's no

887
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: better name for Poppy and Harlowe. So I can't wait

888
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: to hear the third kid's name. It's like, I'm more

889
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: excited about that than a kid. Yeah, and what would

890
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: you name your kid? Wait, you got sports? Let's final

891
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: thought kid names? Well, my my brother named his last

892
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: so anyways, I wouldn't you have amazing nephew names. Agis

893
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: Aggie Leo and it's the Door and they call him sid,

894
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,479
Speaker 1: which I love so and then my little brother named

895
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: his kid Theodore and they call him Teddy. I mean,

896
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: there they are. I mean they did very well, so good,

897
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: but there's no what's your nephew. My nephew's name is Gerard? Okay,

898
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: not great, I'm just kidding. I never heard a child

899
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: named Girard. Keep to yourself. Yeah, no, Gerard is such

900
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: a cute, like any name that you usually think of,

901
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: like an old grizzled man with a piano bar that

902
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: like as a place called Gerards, which is what my

903
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: mom used to go to this piano bar and like

904
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: drink with their friends at a place called Gerards, and

905
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: the gerard would be at the bar. That's what I

906
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: think of your nap. But he's just a kid that

907
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: likes to play Fortnite with his aunt Noah Roadblocks. Oh yeah,

908
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: that's right, Uh, Andrew, Like, um, if you were to

909
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: have kids Nicky and you went with like Poppy or

910
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 1: Arlow yourself, I don't think your brother or or your

911
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: brother in law sister would be stoked about that. They

912
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: don't whoever gets the kid named first, you can't name

913
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 1: the Like my little brother's name is Sam, and then

914
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: my uncle named our first cousin Sam as well, So

915
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: that would be kind of the same exact thing. I

916
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: can't name. If I name my kids Poppy or all,

917
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: that would be insane. What are you talking about? But

918
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: my little brother's name is Sam, and then we have

919
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: a first cousin also named Sam. They did that? Yeah,

920
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: that's really that's not okay. I think if you grew

921
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: up in different states it might work. Wait with Sam

922
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: based on a great. Uh someone in your lineage, Well,

923
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 1: Jews will take the first initial of someone that died

924
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: recently and go from there. There's a lot of s

925
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: names you could do, Sirard, um, No, don't do that.

926
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: Don't do anything that relates to Gerard. That's a terrible

927
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: name for a child. Just kidding, Gerard, You're so cute

928
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: and I love you and I'm just joking my which

929
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: it sounds like he should be. Oh, no, maybe we

930
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: can do we can I mean, no, that's Gerard. It

931
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: is so funny. No, don't take it out. But I

932
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: don't want your hard to hear this. But I bet

933
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: Gerard is going to be a strong enough kid to

934
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: handle whatever comes with that name. If he has a

935
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: cool aunt like Noah, she'll beat his anyone's ass that

936
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: tries to funk with Gerard. A boy, I would go,

937
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: I like my grandparents names. I like Marvin or Henry.

938
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: I think I'd bring back Marvin. I love Marvin is

939
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: a great name for a boy. Like everyone be like Marvin.

940
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: What we haven't heard that in so long? It's so short.

941
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: And then woman, I'd go with kin and twat face

942
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: you after your mom. He's son of a bit yes,

943
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: it's a family name. Family name. You're right, what would

944
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: you go? All right, let's get your sports moment. Oh well,

945
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: I guess you'll have to wait for the final gears

946
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: Andrew's weekly sports moment. Man, you sound thrilled again. It

947
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 1: almost sounds like a recording. Okay. Retired boxer Floyd Mayweather

948
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: and YouTube star Logan Ball have agreed to fight at

949
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 1: the hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, June six. So, so,

950
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather is this retired boxer, He's never I know

951
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: who may Weather? Okay, alright, so he's never lost ever,

952
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: no one has even like him. He's been hit solid,

953
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: like one time. He's like, why isn't he like as

954
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: good as Muhammad Ali? Then why do people talk about

955
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: him like that? If he's never lost, they say he's

956
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: but he's just not as like, well, he just he's

957
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: kind of kind of changed the world. I mean, Mayweather,

958
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: you know, owned strip clubs, you know, but in terms

959
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: of athletic capability and achievement, he's up there. Why is

960
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: he fighting, Logan Paul? What's going on? Andrew? So this

961
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: is the problem, Logan Paul. This is what they've been doing,

962
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: Logan Paul, and Jake Paul, you know, big trolls on YouTube,

963
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: but they've had made a name for themselves. They are

964
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: smart with their marketing, but they just troll. They figured

965
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: out they've worked really hard boxing. But the idea that

966
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: Logan Paul, who is forty pounds everard in Floyd Mayweather

967
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: could beat him and like forty year young, yes, but

968
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: he will not touch Floyd Mayweather. I will, I will bet.

969
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,720
Speaker 1: I mean, this will be so exciting to watch because

970
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: who do you want to get watch get beat more

971
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 1: than a fucking YouTube? Why? People who I know? That's why.

972
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: Jake Paul. He went to the latest UFC fight and

973
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: everyone's going, so Jake Paul, and they're all leading into

974
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: him because everyone's talking about Jake Paul. Here's the thing,

975
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: Jake Paul could actually box a little bit. That's the problem.

976
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: It's like, you're not just gonna beat the ship out

977
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: of these YouTube guys, but they don't want to fight

978
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 1: like regular boxers or boxers in their prime right, And

979
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: they're picking out big names that have big followings because

980
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: it makes sense. Um okay, and so do you have

981
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: to buy this fight? And how much are they being

982
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: paid for this fight? How much are they probably and

983
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: how much will they make if they win? It's probably

984
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 1: gonna make uh ten million, maybe twenty maybe twenty and

985
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: Logan Paul would make I think half that. What did

986
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: Rose nam and jaw we hold on Rose Nama humanis

987
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: make on the fight that she won last weekend? Do

988
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: we know at Noah like how much these people are

989
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: making because I hope a lot, because you know, she

990
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: can go in, she can go into like endorsements. Obviously

991
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: she has tons of endorsements and making so much money.

992
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: But I wonder how much she she made. Let's see worth.

993
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: I know these things don't actually say what they're worth. Well,

994
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: here's the thing you have seen notorious for under paying

995
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: one million, for under paying their their fighters. But the

996
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: idea is is that UFC will promote Oh what is

997
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: it okay? So on UFC to six one she made

998
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: um a hundred and eighty two thousand. It was a

999
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: hundred to show fifty thousand for performance atest one. That

1000
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: had to have been an old fight. There's no way

1001
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: she only made a hundred fifty thousand, A hundred and

1002
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: eighty two thousand. I mean, that is so bad. If

1003
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: that was the same fight to sixty one. Right, that

1004
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: was Saturday, Yeah, that was last weekend. That is so alarming.

1005
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: I know that sounds like a lot to a lot

1006
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: of people, but that to me, in terms of how

1007
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: famous that fight wasn't how many people tuned in, that

1008
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: is no money that she's probably made money endorsements, Yeah,

1009
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: but still like you know, pro football, like the people

1010
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: that are at her level in other sports are making

1011
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: salaries of millions plus endorsements. Floyd Mayweather made over a

1012
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: billion dollars boxing, like right, okay, but so it's there.

1013
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: She's fine. I'm not worried about it. No, but that's

1014
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: that is insanely low if you ask me, I think

1015
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: so that rate seems crazy hard. Um. Yeah, So anyways,

1016
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: but the Paul Brothers, they figured out a way to

1017
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: like really piss off these USC guys, which it's kind

1018
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: of fun to see these like guys that are their

1019
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: asses are kissing. I've never watched Paul brother are do

1020
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: you are you entertained by them? Are they just like

1021
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: I know he was the one that went into that

1022
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: Japanese forest and like that was like, yeah that was

1023
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: Logan Paul, Yeah he said the suicide guy. Um, but no,

1024
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: They're like, no, they're not that entertaining. To be honest,

1025
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: they're not. Pete Davidson actually was on He's He went

1026
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: on at the Jake Paul ben Askin fight and he

1027
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: told Jake Paul he wants them to win, and then

1028
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: he talked to the other fighter and just completely roasted

1029
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: and trash Jake Paul. I want to hear about the

1030
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 1: jokes can of a quick correction. So her total payout

1031
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: was three and ten thousand. Still trying to get these

1032
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: thank you no uh, but that is seriously that that

1033
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: really shocks me. And I'd like some clarity on that

1034
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: if you haven't. He sent it into um UFC payment

1035
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,720
Speaker 1: clarity as the subject at the Nikki Glazer podcast at Gmail,

1036
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: and Noah will read that and and and educate us

1037
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: about what these people are really making and if it's

1038
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: a kind of bullshit compared to other you know, uh

1039
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: sports leagues. Let's get to the blankest thing. This is

1040
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: the segment where we uh share the blankest thing we've

1041
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: ever done, and every time we do it it changes.

1042
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: Last time it was the grossest thing we've ever done.

1043
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: We both shared stories you guys sent in your own.

1044
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: We read some of those later. So to a topic, Noah,

1045
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: will you let us know what will be revealing today?

1046
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: The blankest thing? What's the blank today? The blankest is

1047
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: the most out of the box thing I've ever done,

1048
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: the most out of the box, unlike your self. Thing

1049
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: that does not go with If someone was looking at

1050
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: your life and read a biography of you, if this

1051
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: detail was left out and they read it later, they'd go,

1052
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: that is not this is not It does not go

1053
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: along with what this person does. Now, let me say,

1054
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: based on Sam Harris's free will, nothing you do is

1055
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,439
Speaker 1: out of character. Everything is. If you do something truly

1056
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: out of character, it wouldn't it would make everyone put

1057
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: you away in a sane asylum. But maybe that's something

1058
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: on here. Anyway. All of the things I was thinking

1059
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: of are actually in my character, but there are little

1060
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,399
Speaker 1: pieces that they're more my character than anything actually, because

1061
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: they're what I've always want to do and only moments

1062
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: have let myself actually do. So, Andrew, I'd love to

1063
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: start with you and find out what's the most out

1064
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: of character thing you've ever done? The thing I was confused.

1065
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: I thought it was out of box things that have

1066
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: happened to us, not things that we actually did. So

1067
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, can I give you mine for you that

1068
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 1: was at a character that I witnessed that you did,

1069
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 1: because I also suggested we share things that we've noticed

1070
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: in each other as like, I feel like I know

1071
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: you so well. When I saw you did this, I

1072
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: was like, well, here's out of box things. No you

1073
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: can't there we go not letting me do what I

1074
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: tell you. Thank you know, that was really really good.

1075
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: I hope everyone's laughing or at least going that was

1076
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: good to yourself right now. Thank you, busties for having

1077
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: our facts. Um. I will say that when you shared

1078
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: with me actually at the very same beach I am

1079
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: looking out on now. We went to this beach one

1080
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: day for a shoot and you were with me wrapped.

1081
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: We wrapped early, which means we got done with the

1082
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: shoot early, but they were still shooting other stuff. And

1083
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: we went down the beach a bit and when in

1084
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: the ocean for the first time, because this beach was

1085
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: a lot nicer than the one we were staying at.

1086
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: And we were in the water and it was the sunset,

1087
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: and I left to go get some food because I

1088
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: was like starving, and I left you in the ocean

1089
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: during sunset, like by yourself, because I had been in

1090
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: and off, we had done like a race. I'd shown

1091
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 1: you my butterfly. I had shown off enough. I'd got Yeah,

1092
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: you won the freestyle race, but my butterfly is really

1093
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 1: and you were. That's not a character. You're much faster

1094
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: at freestyle than I ever thought you could be. And

1095
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: I thought I was pretty I'm not that good at freestyle,

1096
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: but I still didn't think you would be as fast

1097
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: as me. But you're way faster, same with a sprint

1098
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: to Andrew is a great athlete. Um, my butterfly probably

1099
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: looks better though, but that's only because it's but you

1100
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: probably still beat me in butterflo. Anyway, I left you alone,

1101
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: and what happened. I was sitting there in the ocean.

1102
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: It was the first time I really had some time

1103
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: to myself. We were together a ton where we were

1104
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: on set a ton and and it was the first

1105
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: time I was in the ocean water since I've been there.

1106
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 1: And the sun was setting, and I started to think

1107
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: about my mother who's sick, who has cep D. She

1108
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: has emphysema, which means her lungs are not working because

1109
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: she smoked for thirty years. Uh cigarettes uh, And I

1110
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: just started to get real emotional thinking that my mom

1111
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: couldn't like travel to a foreign country again because she

1112
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: loved to travel, and she essentially couldn't be sitting in

1113
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: that ocean experiencing this with me or experiencing it for herself.

1114
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: Now the rub is and wait, wait is a good nope,

1115
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 1: But you cried. I teared up. Yes, I'm not gonna

1116
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: say I have cried before, but I wasn't like I

1117
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: wasn't and I'm not like your eyes. A tear fall

1118
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: before A tear did fall into the salty sea. Yes,

1119
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 1: a tear fell, and um, I believe it killed a

1120
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: sea horse. Probably. It's so much anger in it, toxicity

1121
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: of your towards your mom for smoking that that the

1122
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: sea horse cuts seawards b d S spiracy. Okay, we

1123
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: only have anyway. So I was like crying a little bit.

1124
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: And then you go, well, god, dude, your mom loved

1125
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: the ocean. I was like, no, she lives in Florida.

1126
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,439
Speaker 1: She never goes in the water. So he was crying.

1127
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: But his mom never going in the ocean again, she

1128
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 1: never goes. We were crying laughing about the idea that

1129
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: you were crying about your mom going motion. I understand it.

1130
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: It was and I understand exactly what you're coming Your

1131
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: mom did love to travel, and it's like it was

1132
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: a beautiful moment, but it was just so cute that

1133
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: you were thinking. And then we started joking that like

1134
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: everything could remind him of his mom not be able

1135
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: to do things. We were watching Mean Girls in the

1136
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: scene where Regina George gets hit by a bus, Andrew's like,

1137
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,919
Speaker 1: I just Andrew, I go, are you crying? And he goes, yeah,

1138
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: I just realized my mom. That's something. I mean, you guys,

1139
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: if you have someone in your life who's dying and

1140
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: like you're losing, like they're scared of losing them and

1141
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: they'll never do this again, truly make yourself laugh by

1142
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: thinking of all the things that would be hilarious, like

1143
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: they'll never you know, yeah, they'll go never yeah, like um,

1144
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: slip on a banana peel, They'll never They'll never will

1145
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: fall in the showers. I was gonna say, but they'll

1146
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: probably do that and that's probably how you lose them.

1147
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 1: So my thing that you um, I mean, I was

1148
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: going to ask you to answer this since we only

1149
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: have two minutes left and that's how we're the last

1150
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: six days. Yeah. Wait, truly, Like, can you think of

1151
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: something where you're like, whoa, that was so out of character?

1152
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 1: Because I think this is more interesting than me being like,

1153
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: oh I did dancing with the start. I think, um

1154
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 1: out of character because we know each other better than

1155
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: I feel. You know mein got a character for you,

1156
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: and I kind of brought it upon this podcast before

1157
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: is um like literally right before I left, you just

1158
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: really taking the time to get to meet like the

1159
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: people that worked on the show. And I think you

1160
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: might have been starved from that because you weren't allowed

1161
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 1: to talk to those people or whatever. But like I

1162
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: don't know, like before just you reaching out and like

1163
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 1: really being social with like not comics, and I just

1164
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: thought that was out of character for you. And maybe

1165
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, as maybe we don't know, prised me

1166
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,919
Speaker 1: because you were always like Nikki, like you gotta meet

1167
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: other people. You've gotta go out and meet people other

1168
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: other than comics that I'd always go Andrew, all my

1169
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: friends are not comics, Like you're my only comic friend.

1170
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: And then like, but the people I talked to you

1171
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: on a daily basis are not comics and you'd go,

1172
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: but there are people you met through work, And I'm like,

1173
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: but how else do people meet like you meet through Like,

1174
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to just meet people? But yeah,

1175
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: I mean I am very social. I have no problem

1176
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: going up to people, very interested in people's lives, don't

1177
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 1: care if they know me or not. Like people are

1178
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: surprised that I can be, especially as I get more

1179
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 1: famous and people think I'm like famous or whatever that is.

1180
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: Like it's always very sweet to hear that people are like, oh,

1181
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: you're actually like a nice person. And I think that

1182
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: anyone reading this podcast or reading this, if you're reading

1183
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 1: this podcast, good for you. But people get that. I

1184
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 1: do feel like I'm a nice person. But I can

1185
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: be very very bad and very ugly and very you know,

1186
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: physically ugly and like a bad person. And I can

1187
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: think terrible thoughts and wish terrible things that I can't

1188
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: even begin to admit to you all um or to

1189
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 1: myself the things I've thought and wanted to happen to

1190
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: people that I've not liked. But generally, I try to

1191
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 1: live a life where I want everyone to be as

1192
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: happy as possible for me. With Andrew that's a really

1193
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: struggle for me. Sometimes I just want to treat you

1194
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: like my little brother and like challenge you to be

1195
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: better and like be mean to you so that it

1196
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: makes me feel better. I mean, it all comes from

1197
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,080
Speaker 1: the ugliest place. So the fact that I'm able to

1198
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: be nice to you now it's easier for me is

1199
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 1: really stupid that it took me that long, but it is.

1200
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, it's like I don't try to be

1201
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: nicer to I just like you more. What do you

1202
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: think did I do something different? You think? Or no, No,

1203
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: it's me. It's always been me. It's always like if

1204
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: someone is being mean to you, it's not like you

1205
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: can't control it because it's always coming from they're insecurities.

1206
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: Moving into the final thought of the show, I mean,

1207
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: this is some serious ship here that I'm admitting. But

1208
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: when end ever, Andrew and I have gotten into like

1209
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: disagree or like come to a head of like you're

1210
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: mean to me kind of thing, or like you're not

1211
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 1: pleasant for me to be around. You're a nightmare. Like

1212
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: I walk on eggshells because you know, you make fun

1213
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: of me, and then everyone around is trying to please you,

1214
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: so they start making fun of me, and it's not

1215
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: even good and it's just like whatever I mean, you

1216
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: could speak to it a little bit, like I can

1217
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: be a real I mean, I could be a bully

1218
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: to you sometimes a lot of it just I think, um,

1219
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,919
Speaker 1: we just dude, I mean, coming back here, we were

1220
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:10,439
Speaker 1: together in the Cayman Islands, more than married couples, more

1221
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: than more than really any brother and sister, even like

1222
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 1: we we quarantined together for two weeks. We lived together,

1223
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: we went to work together, we were in a car together,

1224
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: we were on an island together, you know what I mean.

1225
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: Like like, so that doesn't excuse it, because I don't

1226
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: want to even treat my husband or someone I live with,

1227
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 1: or my kids the way that sometimes I was compelled

1228
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 1: to be mean to you because I was so miserable

1229
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 1: in my own head, Like it was all whenever Andrew

1230
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: would do something, I essentially and I think this is

1231
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: like an interesting place to get to when I would

1232
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: I bully Andrew sometimes for saying words wrong or for

1233
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: doing a joke that is so stupid it's like makes

1234
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,919
Speaker 1: him look a little bit dumb, and maybe didn't kill

1235
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: because it was like not that funny, or people weren't

1236
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: ready for it was too weird. He takes a risk

1237
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: that I'm just like and I to make fun of

1238
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: him for doing that or saying the word wrong because

1239
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: he because I am scared to take those kinds of chances.

1240
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm scared to say a word that I might say wrong,

1241
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: so I don't say the word. I choose a different

1242
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: word so I don't even risk being wrong, which means

1243
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: I'll never learn how to be right, which is not

1244
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 1: a good You should take risks like Andrew. I'm jealous

1245
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 1: of Andrew taking these comedic risks where he does a

1246
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: character or does something really like crazy, and everyone's like,

1247
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: what the funk is this? But some people laugh and

1248
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: others sometimes it fails. Now the thing is when it fails,

1249
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 1: I like to make fun of you because to me,

1250
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: it validates Nikki. Keep don't keep not taking those risks,

1251
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: because when you fail, look how embarrassing it looks, and

1252
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: look how much people make fun of you. I e.

1253
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: You making fun of Andrew. So you're right, Nikki, to

1254
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: not take chances, so it reinforces to myself not to

1255
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: be like you, when really it's my own security has

1256
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you doing this dumb thing. That

1257
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 1: just maybe embarrass you. The fact of the matter is

1258
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 1: that's what makes you so special, is the fact that

1259
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 1: you will say things that are maybe inappropriate, and that's

1260
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: what makes me so special. But you take it an

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Speaker 1: extra step that I'm too scared to take it. You

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Speaker 1: have a little bit more freedom with that, and I

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01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: want to squash that because I'm threatened by it because

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Speaker 1: it's I know that it will make you funnier and

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Speaker 1: maybe leave me and not become my friend and go

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Speaker 1: do things without me. And it will also it also

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Speaker 1: then validates to me when I make fun of you,

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Speaker 1: that that, Nikki, you're doing the right thing. So that

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Speaker 1: was tough for me to realize. But that is exactly

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Speaker 1: why I mean to you when you a say regular

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Speaker 1: or be do a bit that goes nowhere, and um,

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Speaker 1: I have to make fun of you for it, because

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Speaker 1: all my bits go somewhere, because I only choose bits

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Speaker 1: that I know will go somewhere, because I don't ever

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Speaker 1: take a risk. But by not taking a risk, you

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01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: don't grow. Yeah, I think, like, and you know, I

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Speaker 1: in a way that was a compliment and I appreciate it, like,

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Speaker 1: but I hope it wasn't. I wasn't trying to be like,

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Speaker 1: but I think like, and I'm in so in awe

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Speaker 1: of you when you we're working on this show and

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01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: like the the strength it takes to like get in.

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Speaker 1: We really I can't wait till we can actually talk

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01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: about the show and we can get into detail of it.

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Speaker 1: But your work ethic, your ability to think on the fly,

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Speaker 1: your ability to write well and concise and and and brilliantly,

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Speaker 1: uh is incredible And I do learn from it and

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Speaker 1: you make me better. And that's why I stay, not

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01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: because you give me money or because of whatever this

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Speaker 1: ship is. Because here's the thing I come from. Money.

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Speaker 1: I could go back to money also, but I'm just saying, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get that kind is like I come from. Like

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Speaker 1: I could do other things, but I don't want to

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01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: do it because I I love our friendship and I

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01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: love being around you just to just because you make

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Speaker 1: me better. And I know that sounds saying, but it

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01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: is true. Yeah, that's the bottom line for me too,

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01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 1: is like you teach me to be more free and

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01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: to be sillier and to like and because you when

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Speaker 1: you say the dumbest things the top of off the

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Speaker 1: top of your head, sometimes they're like so brilliant it's

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Speaker 1: like astounds me. And sometimes they're so dumb. I like,

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01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:08,719
Speaker 1: can't I'm astounded by how dumb there. But either way,

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01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: like it teaches me to be more free and not

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01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 1: care about what people think as much, or like dance

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01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: to make a joke as as opposed to like doing

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Speaker 1: a perfectly worded bit, like not all comedy has to

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Speaker 1: be like this precious thing. And actually the best comedy

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Speaker 1: isn't that. The best comedy is people taking risks and

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01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 1: actually not caring what the outcome is going to be.

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Speaker 1: But also we I mean, if each of us wasn't

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Speaker 1: brilliant in our own way, we probably wouldn't be attracted

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Speaker 1: to living together and working together because obviously we get

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Speaker 1: those things from each other, Like I have you on

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Speaker 1: my show because you're funny, not because you're like someone

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Speaker 1: I could make fun of the way you talk, like

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Speaker 1: that's not it for me. But I also think that

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Speaker 1: we hang out as much because we also like bring

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Speaker 1: out the best in each other, Like I would hope

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Speaker 1: as much as I have bullied you in the past,

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01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 1: I think that I try to build you up, and

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Speaker 1: I hope that I do and I'll do better about

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Speaker 1: in the future, because this is the kind of conversations

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Speaker 1: that remind me to get back to that place of

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Speaker 1: like being proud of him and being like, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: have him around for a reason, because he's great to

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Speaker 1: have around, and we like emotionally off air, definitely support

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Speaker 1: one another, and like are really good friends to one another.

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Speaker 1: I think if you asked me, like a year ago,

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Speaker 1: even though I make fun of you when you cry

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Speaker 1: about your mom, look, she'll swim again one day. Okay,

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01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 1: we gotta go, but a year ago, actually like it

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Speaker 1: won't it's not even that good. A year ago, you

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01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,719
Speaker 1: don't think this could have happened because we were fighting

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Speaker 1: all the time when we were when you were in

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Speaker 1: New York and I was my point, is okay. Even

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Speaker 1: before that, when I was in New York and we

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Speaker 1: were on the road and stuff, I felt like I

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Speaker 1: had such a narrow lens of life where I felt

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Speaker 1: like I could not live without you in my life

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Speaker 1: because I'd be a failure and everyone credited my success

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Speaker 1: to you. Right. But now I feel like I'm staying

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Speaker 1: not because of outside pressure. It's because I want to

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Speaker 1: be here, and it's not because of what I think

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01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 1: people well would want me to do, essentially, and I

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01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: had to look at myself and look at the way

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Speaker 1: I treated you to realize that this guy doesn't need

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Speaker 1: to stick around forever. So if whatever relationship you're in,

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Speaker 1: whether it's romantic or friendship, if the person will eventually

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Speaker 1: leave you, if all you are if you don't work

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01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 1: on the things that are wrong with your relationship, whether

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01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:27,639
Speaker 1: they're little or big, like you have to work on them.

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01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 1: Like when I'm mean to Andrew, I'm in a state where,

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01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,719
Speaker 1: like my brain cannot shut off and look at it logically.

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Speaker 1: But hopefully when my brain calms down, I can go listen, Bud,

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01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: that was not cool, and I apologize and then we

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Speaker 1: can start over, because apologizing is great if you really

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01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: believe what you're saying. So try to get there, everyone,

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Speaker 1: We gotta go have a great weekend. Right into the

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Speaker 1: show The Nicki Glazer Pod at Gmail, uh follow us

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01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 1: on Instagram, make sure you rate, review, subscribe, get your

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01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: friends into the show. Tell them they can just jump

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01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 1: in and they don't need to listen to back episodes

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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast, And thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: I am so touched by all the d M s,

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01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 1: all the messages that I see, Uh, like all the love,

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Speaker 1: the fact that we have thousands of followers on our

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Speaker 1: private account. I'm like, I can't believe. I've always astonished

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Speaker 1: people enjoy the things I do, and especially on a

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Speaker 1: daily basis, and so it means a lot. And I'm

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Speaker 1: I can't wait too for the show to even get

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01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: better based on your feedback and your support, it means

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Speaker 1: so much to me. I truly think we have the

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Speaker 1: best fans, and I've never been able to say that

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Speaker 1: until this podcast. Like, the people that listen to this

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Speaker 1: podcast are the best, the best people. So keep introducing

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01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 1: the best people in your life to this podcast who

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01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: you think would enjoy it, because I think we'll all

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01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,680
Speaker 1: get a lot out of it, So spread share it

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01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: just because I want to put out more good in

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01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 1: the world, not because it's gonna make me more money.

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Speaker 1: I really don't care about that. Like, I just want

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Speaker 1: people to have fun and feel good. Uh any other thoughts, Okay,

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01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: I've done a million final thoughts. We have to go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, have a great weekend. We'll see you next week.

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Speaker 1: Keep sending me award videos. I'm not kidding I'm really

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Speaker 1: into them. Uh and I Love You by besties. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do with that. Okay, that