Speaker 1: You can't get them off, and then you've ripped your
Speaker 1: ariola right off? Yeah? Did I say? Calm Down with
Speaker 1: Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Howdy y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm still in my farmouth. This is I'm out on
Speaker 1: the rand ranch and I just had to deal with
Speaker 1: my sick chicken. I'm gonna talk like Terry Bresh all
Speaker 1: the rest of the Yeah, what happens there? And that
Speaker 1: hospital is not overcrowded? What happened? Whoa? Hi? Everyone, Welcome
Speaker 1: to Calm Down Podcast. Per usual. We got a lot
Speaker 1: of topics to get through. I had a chicken, so
Speaker 1: I have these. I have dogs. Your four dogs that
Speaker 1: stay on property right not willis a daisy. They come
Speaker 1: with me everywhere. The four dogs that are on property Nala, Bear, Pilot,
Speaker 1: and Norman. They police the property and keep all the
Speaker 1: bears away. They're lovely. We love them. But Nana and
Speaker 1: Bear are puppies. Nala got ahold of a chicken the
Speaker 1: other day and it's not good. Thank got Tony, my
Speaker 1: sweet ranch hand, would takes care of everything while I'm gone.
Speaker 1: I went to feed the baby chicks because I got
Speaker 1: about twenty baby chicks. Three of them died, which is normal,
Speaker 1: and then so I have seven coll on it of
Speaker 1: the Yeah, it's part of like so you know, survival
Speaker 1: of the fittest darkness around here. You know, it's like,
Speaker 1: not all of them make it. Did you find the chicks?
Speaker 1: I found one baby chick one morning when I went
Speaker 1: to feed it, and it was in there, and it
Speaker 1: made me really sad. Feathers or feathers oh so that
Speaker 1: the baby chick. No, like that was just that one sided.
Speaker 1: There's a little nursery on the side. So this is
Speaker 1: why you're not gonna come to the farm. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on down. I'll keep you in the penthouse.
Speaker 2: Weep.
Speaker 1: So I found a little baby chick. Okay, so rust
Speaker 1: in peace that one died in the egg or halfway
Speaker 1: out of it. No, no, no, no, these are like
Speaker 1: baby chicks that are growing. So there's a nursery on
Speaker 1: the side of the chicken coop. You keep them in
Speaker 1: there until they're big enough to survive on their own
Speaker 1: out in the chicken coop. So I went to feed
Speaker 1: the baby chicks and I saw the bigger one in
Speaker 1: the little pen next to it, and I was like, Tony,
Speaker 1: why is the big one in there. Nala got a
Speaker 1: hold of it, so I have to put ointment on it,
Speaker 1: and it's in the hospital. I know. There's a whole
Speaker 1: it's a whole thing going in its neck, on its neck, no,
Speaker 1: on its back, on its back, and there's like a
Speaker 1: big chunk missing the feathers. I know. And here's the problem.
Speaker 1: Daisy chases after them too. You should hear me. I'm
Speaker 1: screaming Daisy half the time because she's never seen chickens,
Speaker 1: so she just thinks she's playing with them. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: they got it. Wasn't her, they got a hold of it. Anyways,
Speaker 1: there's a lock one on here of the ranch, and
Speaker 1: I would aman and just like just another day's work
Speaker 1: over here. Oh my god, never a dull moment, never
Speaker 1: adult moment. And I just I gotta go feed the pig.
Speaker 1: Terrifying birds, which we've discussed before on this show. And
Speaker 1: part of the reason why is my mom had these
Speaker 1: hanging pots outside of our house in Florida, and these
Speaker 1: birds would come and lay eggs and they would have
Speaker 1: their babies and the babies would try to fly.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Then I would always have visions of going to school
Speaker 1: in the morning and I walk on the baby's dead
Speaker 1: body who tried to fly out of the pot but
Speaker 1: couldn't fly and went died on the cavement out in
Speaker 1: not our house. And I'm get into the bus stop
Speaker 1: and I stepped on the carcass. So from now on,
Speaker 1: I can't do a bird. I can't do a chicken.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I can't do anything with beak
Speaker 1: and the weirdness and the carcass and the crunching and
Speaker 1: it's all things. Well, then you won't be coming to
Speaker 1: Ruby Ranch anytime soon, because these chickens need a lot
Speaker 1: of love and attention. And here's the thing, this is
Speaker 1: why I think I need to become a vegetarian again,
Speaker 1: because now I love the feet, the feet and feathers.
Speaker 1: They have feathers on their feet. Right now, I do
Speaker 1: think I need to become a vegetarian. I go through
Speaker 1: these phases. One time I was a vegetarian. I was
Speaker 1: a pescatarian, so I only ate fish. But now that
Speaker 1: I got these animals, I feel like I should like
Speaker 1: move away from the meat because like I treat them
Speaker 1: like they're like my own little pets. But then then
Speaker 1: I'm going to the kitchen and having a chicken caesar salad.
Speaker 1: It feels a little hippop. I've never met a rancher
Speaker 1: that's a vegetarian. This has got to be the first
Speaker 1: one ever. Look, you know it's different here at Ruby Ranch.
Speaker 1: You never know what you're gonna get. I'm not a
Speaker 1: real rancher, you know, but I'm just trying.
Speaker 2: You got the murder?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is These are available online. This is
Speaker 1: my test.
Speaker 2: What shirt?
Speaker 1: I don't really like the way that it came out,
Speaker 1: but you know whatever, it's free. What else is happening? Oh?
Speaker 1: From our pregame, I was hot and bothered. For those
Speaker 1: of you guys that don't know, we do a little
Speaker 1: pregame or answer some of your guys' questions and it
Speaker 1: comes out on Tuesday, Monday, Monday. Excuse me, you know
Speaker 1: you just lose TRAPI day trying to stay away from
Speaker 1: those chunks. That's great.
Speaker 2: Just heaven.
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 1: I would know it's heaven? Okay, So there I'm fired up,
Speaker 1: and I won't get into the nuances because well, speaking
Speaker 1: of is this, iowa know what's heaven? Yeah? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I'd rather die, so I can't get into all my thoughts.
Speaker 1: But God, I wish I could. Okay, But the thoughts
Speaker 1: I do want to get into is we were talking
Speaker 1: about our favorite characters on Yellowstone. One of our wonderful
Speaker 1: listeners asked a question about who was our favorite? You
Speaker 1: mentioned Kevin Costner, and then that parlayed itself into the
Speaker 1: conversations about divorce and his well ife. Now I get it,
Speaker 1: they've been married almost twenty five years. I as somebody
Speaker 1: who've been divorced and went through this ridiculous system that
Speaker 1: we have to pay people. I don't understand the money
Speaker 1: allocation and the absurd amount of money that some people
Speaker 1: get to ask for in divorces. Don't I'll never understand it.
Speaker 1: Why does she need two hundred and forty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a month for her children a month? What are the
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what these people are eating wago, they're
Speaker 1: not vegetarians. I don't understand. I need some I need
Speaker 1: a lawyer that listens, a real lawyer that listens to
Speaker 1: this podcast to explain to me the money allocation, because
Speaker 1: like even with Tiger Woods, wasn't it just as girlfriend
Speaker 1: they weren't even married, Like, she need a certain amount
Speaker 1: obscene amount of money every month for her lifestyle. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you how much money I've ever gotten in a divorce.
Speaker 1: Zero zero money. So I need someone to explain to
Speaker 1: me where these astronomical numbers come from, because I am
Speaker 1: just at a loss. My girlfriend taking a loss who
Speaker 1: has two kids sent that to our little group chat
Speaker 1: as well and said the same thing. My only thought is,
Speaker 1: I mean, I just got done listening to somebody tell
Speaker 1: us how expensive high school is or schooling, So maybe
Speaker 1: that takes a good chunk of it their extracurricular activities.
Speaker 1: Who knows what they have in their lifestyle there, But
Speaker 1: somebody was telling us some cray cray number a year
Speaker 1: about and how much their their school costs. So I
Speaker 1: don't know how many kids they have, no idea, But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: And this is not some indeicting that. I don't think
Speaker 1: that anyone you know in divorces for various reasons shouldn't
Speaker 1: be allocated a certain amount of money to take care
Speaker 1: of their children or themselves or whatever. But when you
Speaker 1: start telling me that you need a certain amount of
Speaker 1: money for your lifestyle, stop it. Like I am so
Speaker 1: confused about the system. And this doesn't mean I don't
Speaker 1: want to be educated on it. I just know that
Speaker 1: from my own experience. It's like somebody has to explain
Speaker 1: to me what we're doing with two hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars a month or whatever the proposed amount is.
Speaker 1: And then if you don't even have kids, then I
Speaker 1: really need to know what we're doing because I'm doing
Speaker 1: something wrong, a lot of things wrong. So please send
Speaker 1: in all questions related to that that can help ease
Speaker 1: my my tension over this situation. Yeah, obviously a lot
Speaker 1: of bills that I don't have the luxury of paying
Speaker 1: or having in my life, but yeah, sad, Sad said sad. Now,
Speaker 1: speaking of divorce though, it's wedding season, and I have
Speaker 1: questions because I've never had a real wedding like where
Speaker 1: I send out invitations and any of those kinds of things.
Speaker 1: So the protocol on RSVP and like filling out you know,
Speaker 1: are you having the tops or loin? Are you having
Speaker 1: the chicken? Are you having? But I think they give
Speaker 1: people many options anymore. I feel like you know things
Speaker 1: as you are. No. I've been to two weddings recently
Speaker 1: there were no options, and I was so worried that
Speaker 1: I didn't fill it out and I said to Jared,
Speaker 1: what option did we pick? And then he gets all
Speaker 1: hot and bothered because he's like, I don't know. And
Speaker 1: then he's looking around at other tables, worrying that we're
Speaker 1: not going to get set you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But I know exactly, I'm like a family style. I
Speaker 1: don't want the option. You know. Well, this is why
Speaker 1: I freaked out. Because one of Steve's great friends is
Speaker 1: getting married and he put us on a tex chain
Speaker 1: and said, hey, do you guys want the sir Lloyd
Speaker 1: the chicken or the vegetarian? And I looked to Steve
Speaker 1: and I go, did you not fill out the RSVP?
Speaker 1: Because I'm a big person who's like this is this
Speaker 1: is your like, because I'm a year into this, really chusty,
Speaker 1: but like these are his friends and he's entd in
Speaker 1: panning out, he's interested, right, So and I walked the
Speaker 1: invitation over to him and I said, you need to
Speaker 1: fill this out and send it out because I got
Speaker 1: a big thing about like, don't make me be that
Speaker 1: person that is the asshole that the groom or the
Speaker 1: bride has to text and be like total citiots. Didn't
Speaker 1: fill this out totally, No, I sent it in, So
Speaker 1: then I get even more Wait, I don't think you did.
Speaker 1: I think it slipped in between. This is the thing
Speaker 1: about sending out mail, because mail is not really a
Speaker 1: thing anymore, which is what it's always like, Oh the
Speaker 1: checks in the mail. Who's doing the mail anymore? I don't.
Speaker 1: I just I never get anything in the mail, I
Speaker 1: mean honestly. And so when I said to Jared, you
Speaker 1: should he goes, I to send something. I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: put it on our mailbox. He goes, they don't do
Speaker 1: that anymore. Who doesn't do that anymore? No, I'm throwing
Speaker 1: a flag on the mail situation because I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you what I had to do when I wanted
Speaker 1: to mail out a thank you note, because I am
Speaker 1: a big believer in those of your But now I'm
Speaker 1: having a hard time finding the mailboxes. I'm driving around
Speaker 1: the neighborhood looking for the blue because you're not going
Speaker 1: to put it in your mailbox. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: put it in my mailbox. Fuck around this house. The
Speaker 1: last shocked. They don't take it too soon. And no,
Speaker 1: you can make all the jokes at this one, because
Speaker 1: we got to laugh at this joint about the robbers.
Speaker 1: This is crazy though, when anyone's like, we're going to
Speaker 1: put something like a check in the mail, No, you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm never going to get that check. Wire it wire
Speaker 1: putting checks in the mail like we've got venmo now, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I need them to stop putting limits on the Venmo.
Speaker 1: Everyone's got Venmo. Don't tell me that I can only
Speaker 1: venmo x amount in a week. Now I'm having to
Speaker 1: tell somebody like, hey, I gotta wait till next week
Speaker 1: and I don't have enough money and there's no cheeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't exactly planting checks. My body can't cash top gun.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't think you put it in the mail.
Speaker 1: And even if you put it in the mail, it's
Speaker 1: probably still sitting in that random mail box. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: have sent a follow up tax about the shrimp or
Speaker 1: sorry I made that up. I hope you get shrimp
Speaker 1: because that would sound great in Cabbo when it's a
Speaker 1: hot night. The fish because I'm a vegetarian. Now, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I'm not. When you get
Speaker 1: the thing from Delta and it's like, oh, pre order
Speaker 1: your meal, right, you think I'm doing that? You're lucky
Speaker 1: at my asses, even on this plane, and there's no
Speaker 1: hell that I have pre ordered my meal. Yes, so tick,
Speaker 1: of course you do this chick. It's like she's like
Speaker 1: over on the road, She's like, what hotel you staying that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know what city I'm going to.
Speaker 1: I just go to the gate and hope it's the
Speaker 1: right gate. You are so organized. I'm not. But I
Speaker 1: get very, very worried that I don't know which way
Speaker 1: they're taking the order. Are they coming from the front
Speaker 1: or are they coming from the back. It has to
Speaker 1: do with your number. And I haven't paid attention. So
Speaker 1: you know what, I've got a lot of status. I've
Speaker 1: lived my life on a plane. I haven't had kids
Speaker 1: or a long marriage because I've been on fucking Delta,
Speaker 1: American Airlines or United. You don't have to pay child
Speaker 1: support right now, do you? No? You don't exactly. But
Speaker 1: if I don't want the gross meat option short rib
Speaker 1: option gone because I may want a little nibble of it,
Speaker 1: I want it there, so I'm ordering it before well.
Speaker 1: But see that's exactly the problem is that I sit
Speaker 1: here and complain when she gets back to me in
Speaker 1: five sure, and she's like, oh, this is but this
Speaker 1: is what I love. When she she's like, would you
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: All we have left is the the morning oats? What
Speaker 1: happened to the omelet? We don't have any egg off
Speaker 1: around here because you didn't pre order missus three sixty. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't like to brag, but I am a three
Speaker 1: sixty member, and you want them to start greading me
Speaker 1: that way? I don't want them to say. I don't
Speaker 1: want them to I don't want them to say to me,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being a diamond. I'm a
Speaker 1: three sixty and you know what, I'm gonna start saying,
Speaker 1: I'm a three sixty because that membership is only year
Speaker 1: to year and mine's up in March, so I only
Speaker 1: got a certain amount of time to really soak that
Speaker 1: thing in three sixties start calling me by what I am?
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna call it bullshit? I have
Speaker 1: two million on Delta and not a three sixty. I
Speaker 1: got two million on American, not a what Why am
Speaker 1: I getting like? Because because you're picking about your meal.
Speaker 1: Because you're picky about your meal, I'm not picking it
Speaker 1: out to me. I can following the rules I follow
Speaker 1: the rules. They asked me if I want to pre order? Sure,
Speaker 1: do you sent the email? Why wouldn't I? I say,
Speaker 1: give me the scraps. I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 1: And that's why you're a three sixty. That's bullshit, because
Speaker 1: I I am a meanable, every amenable. I got a
Speaker 1: freshen up on my bow cap. I'm open to anything
Speaker 1: that they want to serve me as long as I'm served.
Speaker 1: I hugged a paper. I hugged a flight attendant on
Speaker 1: my way off a plane the other day, and she
Speaker 1: tweeted about it, so why should be that's cute. She
Speaker 1: came up to me and was telling me all her
Speaker 1: drama about like fertility and all that stuff, and she
Speaker 1: sure shit much like me. Like she goes, guess what
Speaker 1: I'm doing at eight am tomorrow and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but are you guys out of the
Speaker 1: white wine? No, I'm kidding. I didn't say that. She
Speaker 1: was like, I have to go Christ the Blood of
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, and yeah. So then I was like, good luck.
Speaker 1: And then I gave her a hug and then she
Speaker 1: was like Aaron Andrews so nice, And I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you taught me on a good day when you had
Speaker 1: my food option. Now make me a Delta three sixty
Speaker 1: and I'll really pass out there. Make me a bicycle clown. No,
Speaker 1: that's very sweet, And I love that you have always
Speaker 1: advocated for flight attendants because there are the people that
Speaker 1: think that they're just there to serve them me. I'll
Speaker 1: take those cold oats, you go ahead. You know what
Speaker 1: the sun chips though, we got to start rotating that
Speaker 1: snack basket. I don't want to see the sun chips anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like they even have those anymore. What
Speaker 1: fight are you on? Maybe that's what they offer safety? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, next, So those those are our perils with
Speaker 1: the there's always going to be a flight story or
Speaker 1: a travel story when it involves us. But going back
Speaker 1: to the wedding thing real quick, and I would love
Speaker 1: your guys' advice. Your guys is are your listeners? Are
Speaker 1: you still with us? Okay? It is so I have
Speaker 1: a real thing because again, as we've learned anything from me,
Speaker 1: I'm not a plan ahead goalp right. What tipped you off? Yeah,
Speaker 1: start from the beginning. So I had this wedding to
Speaker 1: go to, but it's a black tie wedding in Mexico
Speaker 1: in July? What are we wearing? This gets real, like
Speaker 1: are we wearing a black dress? Or are we wearing
Speaker 1: not a black dress? Because it's July? Like do you
Speaker 1: wear a short dress and that's not black tie. I
Speaker 1: also don't want to show up and be like the
Speaker 1: girl because this isn't my friend group. It's like Steve's
Speaker 1: friend group that I only met. We met when we
Speaker 1: were on begause once or twice. So it's like you
Speaker 1: don't want to show up and be like, whoa, where
Speaker 1: does she think she's going? The oscars? Like how am
Speaker 1: I gauging what to wear at something like this? Well,
Speaker 1: two things I'll tell you to definitely pack in your
Speaker 1: bag A travel stick of deodorant because everybody's going to
Speaker 1: be look hunting for one, because I don't care you're
Speaker 1: sitting there at the vows and you're like doing you
Speaker 1: know one of these like try to look like you're
Speaker 1: wiping something off and then you're sniffing your pipe. And
Speaker 1: then a travel size I've done this before, the stretch
Speaker 1: oh yeah, or you got to like get it back
Speaker 1: just strap, yeah, I have done it all. And then
Speaker 1: a travel size thing of perfume as well, so you
Speaker 1: can spray on yourself. But I've done the spray perfume.
Speaker 1: If I don't have the travel deal, I always did
Speaker 1: the spray into that for your fall. Yeah. Well that's
Speaker 1: the last thing I'm worried about because I'm going to
Speaker 1: have no friends and it's going to be bad for
Speaker 1: my relationship if I smell bad. So I'd rather deal
Speaker 1: with the follicles at another time and get right up
Speaker 1: in there. I'll tell you when you'll be dealing with
Speaker 1: them at the pool the next morning, when you go
Speaker 1: to lift your arm and you've got a red ringworm
Speaker 1: like thing because it's eaten into your follicles, and then
Speaker 1: you can't shape, and then you then try to put
Speaker 1: theodoran on and it's stinging, and then you're just at
Speaker 1: the pool with your arms down the whole time. It's
Speaker 1: a real thing, you know, there's always something. So what
Speaker 1: am I wearing? I'm packing the yodor and I'm packing
Speaker 1: per few. I hope those are already packed. I do
Speaker 1: know that much about life. Dop me. If you've heard
Speaker 1: this before, long flowy huh okay, yeah, backless. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care what we were doing at that point,
Speaker 1: I would want the least amount of clothes on my
Speaker 1: body in July in Cabo. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you better if you don't have a stick on bra
Speaker 1: because that thing's going to be at your sliding right. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's no chance it's going to be a set night.
Speaker 1: Yeah oh yeah, This stickbraw is really interesting. How about
Speaker 1: when you have to are we folding them together? Then
Speaker 1: we're you know, latching it with the weird class. Weird class?
Speaker 1: What's that class? I don't like that class at all,
Speaker 1: and it's so ugly and there's no time where it's
Speaker 1: like I've tried to like take that off to be
Speaker 1: like sexy, and it's like it's what it is, okay.
Speaker 1: Or you get the petals that are like leaving the
Speaker 1: mark and then you can't keep those, like you can't
Speaker 1: get them off, and then you're like ripped your ariola
Speaker 1: right off?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did I? Also, I will tell you I do have
Speaker 1: a story a free meeting Jared's dole single obviously had
Speaker 1: to go to an event. There was a guy there
Speaker 1: I may or may not have been interested in, was
Speaker 1: wearing a backless jumpsuit because I thought it looked so cool.
Speaker 1: Did the stick on bra? Was so nervous to see him.
Speaker 1: By the time I saw him, the thing had fallen
Speaker 1: into my stomach because I started sweating my boobs and
Speaker 1: my stomach, so yeah, fell right off and he came
Speaker 1: up to me. No bra, but in fact it's at
Speaker 1: my tummy, so no, I'm not pregnant. I just have
Speaker 1: droopy boobs and my stick on bra sitting at my navel.
Speaker 1: Who wants to like, no, who's at my table? Okay,
Speaker 1: table number four? Come on over here, we're serving the shrimp. Well,
Speaker 1: at least you are wearing a bra. Because to your wedding,
Speaker 1: Because again I don't plan ahead. I went and got
Speaker 1: this dress and I thought it was like so cute.
Speaker 1: Never tried it on, because why would I do that.
Speaker 1: I just get it in the mound. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is adorable, throw it in the suitcase. And I
Speaker 1: was in a real not wear a bra face because
Speaker 1: I don't have any booths. And then it's what the
Speaker 1: time when Aaron goes yes, you do, I say no, no,
Speaker 1: And so in every one of the pictures from Aaron's wedding,
Speaker 1: I am intoxicated and it looks like I am at
Speaker 1: magde like with her her areola in this democh already
Speaker 1: and I'm like, do you want to lift those things up?
Speaker 1: And the dress that I roosh thing it was so bad,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so so much color. Friends
Speaker 1: with me ridiculous. Shut up. So I'm wearing something flowy
Speaker 1: and I'm not wearing a bra perfect. That group of
Speaker 1: gals are really gonna like me? Comes throlling in. There
Speaker 1: is this It's like the line from Cocktail with Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Who is this over there? Pocahontas waiting for everyone to
Speaker 1: notice her. It's a very cult following of Cocktail. But
Speaker 1: Brian Flanagin, Doug Coglin, anyone that knows that movie The
Speaker 1: Blonde and that was so hot. Hans Zimmer did the music. Okay,
Speaker 1: fuck anyways, somebody who's never looked bad. Barbie and Margot
Speaker 1: Rodney looked phenomenal in all the premium and and the
Speaker 1: promos and all of it. But guys, we have a
Speaker 1: special Barbie. Let's go it is Ken, our version of Ken. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does what I can. His name is Ryan.
Speaker 3: If it looks like Ryan Gosling, then I must have
Speaker 3: been doing something wrong with my notebook.
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling is just and all be all, there's no
Speaker 1: better Ryan Gosling than Notebook Ryan got Noah. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: this is Ryan, our wonderful producer who you guys hear
Speaker 1: us talk about all the time. He is, unfortunately on
Speaker 1: the listening end of this podcast. And then the really
Speaker 1: unfortunate part is the editing part of this podcast and
Speaker 1: has to hear it twice because once is not enough.
Speaker 1: But Ryan, we were talking before we came on here
Speaker 1: about the movie Barbie, and then we're like, well, we
Speaker 1: need you to come on and explain your position because
Speaker 1: we're on the other side of this argument. So Ry,
Speaker 1: as a wonderful producer, set up the conversation the topic
Speaker 1: and let's debate.
Speaker 2: Look, I think it's fairly obvious.
Speaker 3: I don't think on the target demo for what this
Speaker 3: movie is supposed to be, you know, the audience they're
Speaker 3: looking for. But I just don't get it, Like I
Speaker 3: don't understand what this is about. Like I know, Barbie
Speaker 3: a very popular doll and toy for you know, decades now,
Speaker 3: but what is the movie about? Like there's no story,
Speaker 3: she was never a real thing, Like there was just
Speaker 3: different dolls. How dare you like I don't like Trish Formers.
Speaker 3: It's like good versus bad. Same thing with g I Joe.
Speaker 3: So like, is there some villain in the Barbie Is
Speaker 3: universe that I'm unaware of?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, everyone that you never knew all this?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, no, there's no villain in her world, in
Speaker 1: Barbie world except for Skipper when she was trying to
Speaker 1: be callous. That's just no. Well, sit down and stay
Speaker 1: a while. Her sister, but no, I think what was
Speaker 1: it her sister? It's her younger sister, Skipper. But I
Speaker 1: think that Skipper should be upset with her parents for
Speaker 1: calling her that. No, I'm kidding for any of our
Speaker 1: listeners names Skipper, I think what they're do.
Speaker 2: Oh all of you.
Speaker 1: If your name is Skipper, I will give you two
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars a month in alimony
Speaker 1: because I don't know. Show me your birth certificate and
Speaker 1: your parents first card, because I need to know what's happened.
Speaker 1: I think there's a twist with this whole Barbie Mo movie.
Speaker 1: I may have made this up in my head or
Speaker 1: thought I watched sixty minutes and it told me, But
Speaker 1: I think she it's almost like got a little mermaid
Speaker 1: twist to it. She wants to be a real person,
Speaker 1: get out of Barbie world. I think maybe she's in California.
Speaker 1: I bet if you know anything about California, there's a
Speaker 1: few villains there. Kidding, but yeah, something that like kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know, puts Barbie in danger. Maybe Ken.
Speaker 1: Maybe Ken's messing around on this side, you know, see exactly.
Speaker 1: So I was gonna say, Ryan, So, as someone who
Speaker 1: played with Barbie's way too long, I think I've told
Speaker 1: the story on this podcast that my sister dated the
Speaker 1: quarterback of the high school football team and Brad Gerber
Speaker 1: was his name, and he walked in and I was
Speaker 1: playing with Barbie's and I was fifteen years old. That
Speaker 1: is way too old. Again, Everyone do what you want.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's too old for me, and my
Speaker 1: parents should have like told me to stop. But I
Speaker 1: was playing with Barbiees for a long time because it's
Speaker 1: a fantasy wolf like you've got this. She for it,
Speaker 1: and she gets the hot guy, and she's got this
Speaker 1: cool Barbie dream house and she's like it's this like
Speaker 1: magical world of let's be honest, bar boobs and her
Speaker 1: waist or unreal too. I mean she and literally are unrealistic.
Speaker 1: I think they actually like determine. There's no way that
Speaker 1: someone physically could have that small a waiste, big of boots.
Speaker 1: Now you probably should anything, but good for you. You
Speaker 1: don't have to wear sticky broth. You're not wearing anybody.
Speaker 1: She needs just nothing. But she needs nothing. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's going to for sure be storylines because everything about
Speaker 1: her life was this enviable thing as like a little
Speaker 1: girl where it's like you wanted to be Barbie and
Speaker 1: live in this imaginary world. I'm with Erin though, she's
Speaker 1: got to try to get out of the imaginary world
Speaker 1: to become like a real person.
Speaker 3: Okay, but why do you want to see Okay, if
Speaker 3: this is the plot, why is that childhood lord?
Speaker 2: Why a perfect world? Why doesn't she just want to
Speaker 2: stay put in bed?
Speaker 1: We'll find out. That's why you got to watch Ryan.
Speaker 3: Her.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened. Yeah, probably, Okay, listen, something's
Speaker 1: going to happen.
Speaker 2: My wife's all in. My wife loves Margot Robbie. She
Speaker 2: wants to see it. So she is so clearly a thing.
Speaker 2: I just can't understand what could be going on here?
Speaker 2: That's so intriguing.
Speaker 1: How much would it take for you, Like what would
Speaker 1: your wife have to like ask you and say, like, hey, Ryan,
Speaker 1: I really want to go to this movie this weekend.
Speaker 1: Will you come with me? Would you go with it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course, because we have the trade off. Between
Speaker 3: nine months out of the year it's all football and
Speaker 3: sports and everything. So she does that no problem.
Speaker 2: So yeah, any movie or whatever will happily go and
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: That's a nice arrangement. So for three months out of
Speaker 1: the year, she'll you have to do anything, she says
Speaker 1: for the most well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well usually twelve months out of the year.
Speaker 1: But also thought it there's no way they would have
Speaker 1: landed Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling if this wasn't good.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like why I don't I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what the Cats they've had like every celebrity, I mean,
Speaker 3: how he would never Actually I will say I love.
Speaker 2: Think she brought it up. Since you're bringing it up again,
Speaker 2: Hans Zimmer is awesome.
Speaker 1: So Cats is the longest running musicals.
Speaker 2: Were doing do a movie and everyone said it was
Speaker 2: like the worst movie ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor Swift was in it. Not everything translates to
Speaker 1: the big screen. But it's one of those things that
Speaker 1: Barbie is Americana. It is like the things that little
Speaker 1: kids grew up but little girls grew up with and loved.
Speaker 1: I'll speak for myself, and so I'm just excited to
Speaker 1: see what they do with it. They're not going to
Speaker 1: to Erin' point, They're not going to be able to
Speaker 1: cast those guys if it doesn't have like something decent behind.
Speaker 1: Did you see the promo famously, you guys ever seen
Speaker 1: did you see the peely promo? Oh my god, did
Speaker 1: you ever see the promo yet? Where they had her
Speaker 1: like foot up kind of in the high heel, and
Speaker 1: then she wanted to wear a sneaker and she couldn't
Speaker 1: do it. Like that's cute, that's funny.
Speaker 2: I think it's like you.
Speaker 1: I think it and good Ryan doesn't know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. She has Barbie has feet that stay at
Speaker 1: like this all the time. Heels. She doesn't half platform.
Speaker 3: For us.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's gonna be wonderful.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, she can never wear those things
Speaker 1: in lamb. I'll tell you that. Come on tap irrogating
Speaker 1: the lawn m that's right. Well, Ryan, we appreciate you,
Speaker 1: haang in, and I'm sure that the majority of men
Speaker 1: agree with you. But I hope that you enjoy the
Speaker 1: movie with your popcorn and your soda. What do you
Speaker 1: get when you go to movies? Are you a popcorn?
Speaker 2: Really popcorn? See? I like the movie theaters where you
Speaker 2: can get a beer with your popcorn.
Speaker 1: Then it's like, oh yeah, fancy, oh yeah, perfect little salt.
Speaker 2: I'm a little.
Speaker 1: Weirded out by those like lied down movie theaters. Like
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Like in the bed?
Speaker 2: That's a little tough. Yeah, I don't I'm not here
Speaker 2: to take a nap. I'm here to just be comfortable.
Speaker 2: So I'm with you on that.
Speaker 1: If you're tired to take a nap, you don't move
Speaker 1: to know, Butter, that's a sex or no, Butter, that
Speaker 1: is good?
Speaker 2: Oh butter. Yeah, if you're going for it, you got
Speaker 2: to go for it.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you have to go straight to the rushroom
Speaker 1: if you do too much. That's a lot of grease.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what you're signing up for. It's
Speaker 2: not catching you by surprise.
Speaker 1: That's by the way, you're not eating chili. What do
Speaker 1: you mean you have to go straight to the that's
Speaker 1: a lot of popcorn and hurt people, just like milk duds.
Speaker 1: One time I went and saw Turner and Hooch and
Speaker 1: bought a thing of milk duds. I lost four molars
Speaker 1: in it. They stuck on my teeth and they pulled
Speaker 1: them all out.
Speaker 2: There's no way you lost four.
Speaker 1: My teeth were the kind of teeth that hold on
Speaker 1: by a root, like held on by a root. So
Speaker 1: they were like all ready to go. And so literally,
Speaker 1: I yeah, ate milts.
Speaker 2: Guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, by the way, this makes the question. Let's
Speaker 1: open this up for viewers' questions and answers for the pregame.
Speaker 1: We do need Ryan, or they do. Ryan also didn't
Speaker 1: sign up to always be on the podcast. But we
Speaker 1: love your but we do need male perspective because we
Speaker 1: appreciate when guys weigh in on this. But it's a
Speaker 1: nice point counterpoint, because let's be honest, like we're guys.
Speaker 1: You and I think a lot like guys Aaron, but
Speaker 1: clearly not in the realm of Barbie, and we hang
Speaker 1: out with you a lot of guys, and so it's
Speaker 1: nice to have our kind of people in So Yes,
Speaker 1: I would love to continue this with Ryan and if
Speaker 1: any more I want to be on, let us know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on over. Who's that guy that wanted real estate advice? Ryan?
Speaker 1: As our producer, I know we have to wrap up
Speaker 1: the show. Is there any last words that you'd like
Speaker 1: to say to the viewers of Calm Down podcast and listeners?
Speaker 2: We have the greatest Calm Down community.
Speaker 3: Everyone who showed all their love and support to you,
Speaker 3: Carissa after a very unfortunate thing you had to go through.
Speaker 3: All the people who stayed along for all the great
Speaker 3: times and laughs. We're just happy to be back up
Speaker 3: and going and heading into another fantastic football season.
Speaker 1: Ryan, you're the huge I can't even handle you. And
Speaker 1: by the way, there is plenty more goodness around the corner.
Speaker 2: Just you guys.
Speaker 1: Wait, we're just getting started. I may have some shitty
Speaker 1: things that happened to me, but there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of good things that happened. So stay tuned. That's
Speaker 1: the tease. And be nice to people. Yeah, be nice
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