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Speaker 1: I'm still in my farmouth. This is I'm out on

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Speaker 1: other day and it's not good. Thank got Tony, my

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Speaker 1: I went to feed the baby chicks because I got

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Speaker 1: So I found a little baby chick. Okay, so rust

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Speaker 1: about the movie Barbie, and then we're like, well, we

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Speaker 1: need you to come on and explain your position because

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Speaker 1: we're on the other side of this argument. So Ry,

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Speaker 1: as a wonderful producer, set up the conversation the topic

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Speaker 1: and let's debate.

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Speaker 2: Look, I think it's fairly obvious.

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Speaker 3: I don't think on the target demo for what this

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Speaker 3: movie is supposed to be, you know, the audience they're

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Speaker 3: looking for. But I just don't get it, Like I

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Speaker 3: don't understand what this is about. Like I know, Barbie

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Speaker 3: a very popular doll and toy for you know, decades now,

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Speaker 3: but what is the movie about? Like there's no story,

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Speaker 3: she was never a real thing, Like there was just

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Speaker 3: different dolls. How dare you like I don't like Trish Formers.

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Speaker 3: It's like good versus bad. Same thing with g I Joe.

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Speaker 3: So like, is there some villain in the Barbie Is

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Speaker 3: universe that I'm unaware of?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, everyone that you never knew all this?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, no, there's no villain in her world, in

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Speaker 1: Barbie world except for Skipper when she was trying to

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Speaker 1: be callous. That's just no. Well, sit down and stay

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Speaker 1: a while. Her sister, but no, I think what was

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Speaker 1: it her sister? It's her younger sister, Skipper. But I

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Speaker 1: think that Skipper should be upset with her parents for

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Speaker 1: calling her that. No, I'm kidding for any of our

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Speaker 1: listeners names Skipper, I think what they're do.

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Speaker 2: Oh all of you.

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Speaker 1: If your name is Skipper, I will give you two

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars a month in alimony

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Speaker 1: because I don't know. Show me your birth certificate and

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Speaker 1: your parents first card, because I need to know what's happened.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a twist with this whole Barbie Mo movie.

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Speaker 1: I may have made this up in my head or

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Speaker 1: thought I watched sixty minutes and it told me, But

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Speaker 1: I think she it's almost like got a little mermaid

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Speaker 1: twist to it. She wants to be a real person,

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Speaker 1: get out of Barbie world. I think maybe she's in California.

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Speaker 1: I bet if you know anything about California, there's a

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Speaker 1: few villains there. Kidding, but yeah, something that like kind

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Speaker 1: of I don't know, puts Barbie in danger. Maybe Ken.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Ken's messing around on this side, you know, see exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I was gonna say, Ryan, So, as someone who

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Speaker 1: played with Barbie's way too long, I think I've told

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Speaker 1: the story on this podcast that my sister dated the

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Speaker 1: quarterback of the high school football team and Brad Gerber

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Speaker 1: was his name, and he walked in and I was

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Speaker 1: playing with Barbie's and I was fifteen years old. That

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Speaker 1: is way too old. Again, Everyone do what you want.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's too old for me, and my

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Speaker 1: parents should have like told me to stop. But I

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Speaker 1: was playing with Barbiees for a long time because it's

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Speaker 1: a fantasy wolf like you've got this. She for it,

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Speaker 1: and she gets the hot guy, and she's got this

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Speaker 1: cool Barbie dream house and she's like it's this like

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Speaker 1: magical world of let's be honest, bar boobs and her

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Speaker 1: waist or unreal too. I mean she and literally are unrealistic.

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Speaker 1: I think they actually like determine. There's no way that

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Speaker 1: someone physically could have that small a waiste, big of boots.

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Speaker 1: Now you probably should anything, but good for you. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to wear sticky broth. You're not wearing anybody.

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Speaker 1: She needs just nothing. But she needs nothing. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's going to for sure be storylines because everything about

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Speaker 1: her life was this enviable thing as like a little

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Speaker 1: girl where it's like you wanted to be Barbie and

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Speaker 1: live in this imaginary world. I'm with Erin though, she's

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Speaker 1: got to try to get out of the imaginary world

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Speaker 1: to become like a real person.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but why do you want to see Okay, if

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Speaker 3: this is the plot, why is that childhood lord?

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Speaker 2: Why a perfect world? Why doesn't she just want to

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Speaker 2: stay put in bed?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out. That's why you got to watch Ryan.

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Speaker 3: Her.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what happened. Yeah, probably, Okay, listen, something's

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Speaker 1: going to happen.

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Speaker 2: My wife's all in. My wife loves Margot Robbie. She

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Speaker 2: wants to see it. So she is so clearly a thing.

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Speaker 2: I just can't understand what could be going on here?

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Speaker 2: That's so intriguing.

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Speaker 1: How much would it take for you, Like what would

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Speaker 1: your wife have to like ask you and say, like, hey, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: I really want to go to this movie this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Will you come with me? Would you go with it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course, because we have the trade off. Between

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Speaker 3: nine months out of the year it's all football and

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Speaker 3: sports and everything. So she does that no problem.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, any movie or whatever will happily go and

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice arrangement. So for three months out of

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Speaker 1: the year, she'll you have to do anything, she says

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Speaker 1: for the most well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well usually twelve months out of the year.

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Speaker 1: But also thought it there's no way they would have

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Speaker 1: landed Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling if this wasn't good.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like why I don't I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know what the Cats they've had like every celebrity, I mean,

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Speaker 3: how he would never Actually I will say I love.

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Speaker 2: Think she brought it up. Since you're bringing it up again,

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Speaker 2: Hans Zimmer is awesome.

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Speaker 1: So Cats is the longest running musicals.

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Speaker 2: Were doing do a movie and everyone said it was

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Speaker 2: like the worst movie ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor Swift was in it. Not everything translates to

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Speaker 1: the big screen. But it's one of those things that

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Speaker 1: Barbie is Americana. It is like the things that little

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Speaker 1: kids grew up but little girls grew up with and loved.

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Speaker 1: I'll speak for myself, and so I'm just excited to

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Speaker 1: see what they do with it. They're not going to

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Speaker 1: to Erin' point, They're not going to be able to

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Speaker 1: cast those guys if it doesn't have like something decent behind.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the promo famously, you guys ever seen

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Speaker 1: did you see the peely promo? Oh my god, did

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Speaker 1: you ever see the promo yet? Where they had her

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Speaker 1: like foot up kind of in the high heel, and

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Speaker 1: then she wanted to wear a sneaker and she couldn't

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Speaker 1: do it. Like that's cute, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: I think it's like you.

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Speaker 1: I think it and good Ryan doesn't know what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about. She has Barbie has feet that stay at

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Speaker 1: like this all the time. Heels. She doesn't half platform.

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Speaker 3: For us.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's gonna be wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what, she can never wear those things

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Speaker 1: in lamb. I'll tell you that. Come on tap irrogating

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Speaker 1: the lawn m that's right. Well, Ryan, we appreciate you,

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Speaker 1: haang in, and I'm sure that the majority of men

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Speaker 1: agree with you. But I hope that you enjoy the

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Speaker 1: movie with your popcorn and your soda. What do you

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Speaker 1: get when you go to movies? Are you a popcorn?

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Speaker 2: Really popcorn? See? I like the movie theaters where you

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Speaker 2: can get a beer with your popcorn.

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Speaker 1: Then it's like, oh yeah, fancy, oh yeah, perfect little salt.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little.

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Speaker 1: Weirded out by those like lied down movie theaters. Like

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Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Like in the bed?

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Speaker 2: That's a little tough. Yeah, I don't I'm not here

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Speaker 2: to take a nap. I'm here to just be comfortable.

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Speaker 2: So I'm with you on that.

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Speaker 1: If you're tired to take a nap, you don't move

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Speaker 1: to know, Butter, that's a sex or no, Butter, that

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Speaker 1: is good?

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Speaker 2: Oh butter. Yeah, if you're going for it, you got

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Speaker 2: to go for it.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: But sometimes you have to go straight to the rushroom

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Speaker 1: if you do too much. That's a lot of grease.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know what you're signing up for. It's

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Speaker 2: not catching you by surprise.

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Speaker 1: That's by the way, you're not eating chili. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean you have to go straight to the that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of popcorn and hurt people, just like milk duds.

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Speaker 1: One time I went and saw Turner and Hooch and

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Speaker 1: bought a thing of milk duds. I lost four molars

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Speaker 1: in it. They stuck on my teeth and they pulled

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Speaker 1: them all out.

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Speaker 2: There's no way you lost four.

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Speaker 1: My teeth were the kind of teeth that hold on

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Speaker 1: by a root, like held on by a root. So

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Speaker 1: they were like all ready to go. And so literally,

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Speaker 1: I yeah, ate milts.

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Speaker 2: Guns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, by the way, this makes the question. Let's

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Speaker 1: open this up for viewers' questions and answers for the pregame.

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Speaker 1: We do need Ryan, or they do. Ryan also didn't

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Speaker 1: sign up to always be on the podcast. But we

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Speaker 1: love your but we do need male perspective because we

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Speaker 1: appreciate when guys weigh in on this. But it's a

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Speaker 1: nice point counterpoint, because let's be honest, like we're guys.

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Speaker 1: You and I think a lot like guys Aaron, but

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Speaker 1: clearly not in the realm of Barbie, and we hang

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Speaker 1: out with you a lot of guys, and so it's

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Speaker 1: nice to have our kind of people in So Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would love to continue this with Ryan and if

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Speaker 1: any more I want to be on, let us know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on over. Who's that guy that wanted real estate advice? Ryan?

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Speaker 1: As our producer, I know we have to wrap up

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Speaker 1: the show. Is there any last words that you'd like

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Speaker 1: to say to the viewers of Calm Down podcast and listeners?

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Speaker 2: We have the greatest Calm Down community.

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Speaker 3: Everyone who showed all their love and support to you,

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Speaker 3: Carissa after a very unfortunate thing you had to go through.

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Speaker 3: All the people who stayed along for all the great

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Speaker 3: times and laughs. We're just happy to be back up

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Speaker 3: and going and heading into another fantastic football season.

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Speaker 1: Ryan, you're the huge I can't even handle you. And

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Speaker 1: by the way, there is plenty more goodness around the corner.

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Speaker 2: Just you guys.

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Speaker 1: Wait, we're just getting started. I may have some shitty

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Speaker 1: things that happened to me, but there's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: lot of good things that happened. So stay tuned. That's

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Speaker 1: the tease. And be nice to people. Yeah, be nice

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Speaker 1: and pre ordered meal. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa

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