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Speaker 1: is going great with me, As some listeners may know,

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Speaker 1: singer songwriter Sia Carolina. Did you hear that? Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, being a famous, world renowned news anchor is

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Speaker 1: you know, like I mean F Scott and Zelda and

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Speaker 1: You're lucky, Carolina. You'll you'll never have to worry about

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Speaker 1: What are you up to? Oh my god, Carolinia me.

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Speaker 1: after today's episode. What did you do? Folks? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Dating Game? What what is this? Don't please don't

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Speaker 1: asking questions from three faceless bachelors, and then she'll choose

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to marry someone on the show today. Ratings, Carolina.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host on a special edition of the Dating Game. Carolina,

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Speaker 1: I am a co host of this podcast. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: this divider, there are three bachelors. Contestants. Introduce yourselves. Batchelor

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Speaker 1: number one. What's up? I'm Tim Timmy, Timmy wants to Winnie.

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Speaker 1: Bachelor number two? Hi? Nice? Are those two people speaking

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Speaker 1: number three, Hi, I'm Greg with Doberman and Doberman Insurance. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what what I said? Greg, No details. So

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Speaker 1: Doberman from Doberman and Doberman. Yes, very reputable insurance company.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep it moving, Carolina, why don't you ask your

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Speaker 1: some Okay, Carolina, they're not siblings, all right, they're twins.

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Speaker 1: Every girl's dream. No, and they speak out together at once.

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Speaker 1: They certainly do. That's the way twin stock. Okay, goodbye,

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Speaker 1: our usual premium is around but for you, I could

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Speaker 1: make that a clean one thousand. Sounds like a date. No,

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Speaker 1: he looks sixteen. Run yep, completely legal. So do you

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Speaker 1: think you could pick up some drinks from my friend? Carolina?

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Speaker 1: You are not going to find a boyfriend with that attitude.

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Speaker 1: You're such as I thought she'd have some sense. Look,

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Speaker 1: It runs track. So how are you feeling? I'm kind

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Speaker 1: with the Ron Burgundy podcast. Well, Carolina, what a rush.

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