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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jebils dirty little secret? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Um, we'll beat out your name, or we

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Speaker 1: could just not say your name. It's The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: And you texted I say you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: and now we're calling you back. We also left your voicemail. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. I was talking with the client. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's all good. Screw that client, right, you know, I

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Speaker 1: think I've tried to say that, but then I don't

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Speaker 1: want to lose my job. All right, Can you tell

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret now? Though? Yeah, there are

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Speaker 1: a lot of um so maybe I'll have you guys

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Speaker 1: called me back like thirty times. This one's a little sad. Um.

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Speaker 1: I have an addiction to dairy queen blizzards and um,

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Speaker 1: I would be old money from my kids piggy bank

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Speaker 1: so I could go get them. What. Oh, well that's

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Speaker 1: what I said. I mean, I work and I put

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Speaker 1: the money in there, so is it really bad to

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Speaker 1: take it back out? No, you just accidentally put too

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Speaker 1: much in there to begin with. Yeah, it's like I mean,

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Speaker 1: you put your money with a regular bank, right right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And they're young, they can't go out yet. They're both

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Speaker 1: under kindergarten age, and what are they going to spend

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Speaker 1: it on? You know, like they're gonna waste it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I'm the one that buys them toys anyway, exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't need it, exactly. Does your partner know that

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Speaker 1: you're taking money out of the kids account? No, she

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Speaker 1: would lose her Yeah that's funny. Does she check it ever? Um?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We live with my parents, though my

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Speaker 1: sister lives there too, so if anything happens, I just

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Speaker 1: blame her, right, yeah, good plan. How much do you

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Speaker 1: have in there? Do you know? No, there's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Did she ever go to Gary Queen with you? We're

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Speaker 1: trying to be healthier, so okay, but no, Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: know me. During summertime, I was going there almost every week.

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Speaker 1: So those blizzards are really good. I don't blame you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could eat them every day. Well, as

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Speaker 1: long as your kids have money in their piggy bank,

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Speaker 1: you good to go. Yeah yeah, and as long as

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Speaker 1: mom doesn't figure out. Yeah exactly. But then you guys

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Speaker 1: blame the sister. So you got it all. You're good.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us. You do a little secret man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem. I appreciate you listening to the show too. Man.

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Speaker 1: That means a lot, honestly. Yeah, thank you. I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. I love hearing people get

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Speaker 1: in trouble for cheating. Yeah, I love doing that. Thank you, man,

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Speaker 1: have a good day. I got you too. But I've

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Speaker 1: went Victoria. Victoria's had her hand raise for like a minute.

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Speaker 1: I want him to say something. What is it, Victoria?

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying is taking money from your kids piggybank.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that terrible? Remember one time I traded my little

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Speaker 1: brother all of his quarters for all of my nickels,

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Speaker 1: and I told him it's just because like mine are

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Speaker 1: really shiny, so they were worth more. And let me

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Speaker 1: just say, I got a pretty tea. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say pretty penny, but I got a pretty good

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Speaker 1: choke of change. So he just lied to him and

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Speaker 1: told him his quarters were less than your nickels. Yes,

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Speaker 1: has he ever forgotten that? No? I don't know. A

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Speaker 1: few years later and he was a little like mad

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Speaker 1: by giving five bucks and twelim that's all they're worth.

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Speaker 1: He had a lot of quarters. I think they were

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Speaker 1: worth like close to twenty five bucks. Oh wow, Wow, geez, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm talk about a lot of quarters to me. Well,

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Speaker 1: next time he has one hundred dollars bill, give him

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Speaker 1: a five dollar bill and be like, trust me, this

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Speaker 1: five dollar bill way more than way more. See, I

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Speaker 1: wish I had siblings. I was an only child. I

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Speaker 1: would have done so much corrupt crap like that. I

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Speaker 1: would have been stealing from my siblings all the time,

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Speaker 1: lying things like you did messy. Yeah, I had a

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Speaker 1: whole or sister, and I always wished I was the

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Speaker 1: only child. There's always the opposite. So I grew up

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Speaker 1: with a lot of brothers and sisters because I wasn't

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Speaker 1: foster care. So there was a lot of us. And

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Speaker 1: i'mlike you, Victoria. We would work together and put our

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Speaker 1: peaky banks together so we could get some like a

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Speaker 1: bunch of snacks. We wouldn't play each other and from

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be Victoria. Well, my older brother

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Speaker 1: taught me different. So that's how I was to my

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Speaker 1: younger brother. So that's how you know. That's how you

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Speaker 1: know I haven't struggled that much like Ben. It's within

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Speaker 1: the foster home. They're like, hey, who has a quarter,

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Speaker 1: let's all pitch in and buy some shoes we could share. Please, Candy,

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Speaker 1: you know that was my go to show on demand