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Speaker 1: All right, it's a full show and we got a

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Speaker 1: brand new one for you today, thanks for being here

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Speaker 1: on the Brook Jeffrey Podcast. And we got a new

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Speaker 1: loser line today, brand new second date, all sorts of

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Speaker 1: fun digital. Jake is still out sick, Yeah, getting better,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's doing good. But Ashton has been filling

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Speaker 1: in and we've been getting some great comments about your performance.

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Speaker 2: Ashton, Brindley said, we love Ashton. He deserves his own segment.

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Speaker 3: That's so much nicer that I expected.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to read the other one.

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Speaker 5: Canake it there?

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're going to start the show with the shot color,

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Speaker 1: so it's it's gonna be all you, Ashton.

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Speaker 7: Let's do this.

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Speaker 8: Part of being in this job is just trying to

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Speaker 8: keep up with all the latest trends in all the

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Speaker 8: new slang, just glowing up our vibe checks so we

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Speaker 8: could stay rised and unlocked infinite drip while chasing that

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Speaker 8: gigachat energy. That it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: So in the spirit of not being mid here's a

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Speaker 8: fun new TikTok trend. Kids are shoving sharp objects into

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Speaker 8: their chromebook ports to set them on fire.

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Speaker 1: The drumb books that either their school or their parents

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Speaker 1: paid for laptop.

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Speaker 8: No cap to that. No, Actually, a bunch of high

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Speaker 8: schools have had to be evacuated recently because students are

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Speaker 8: now recording themselves sticking things like pencils, paper clips, and

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Speaker 8: metallic gum wrappers right into the charging ports of their

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Speaker 8: school issued laptops with the goal of setting them on fire.

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Speaker 1: Did Their pranks aren't even creative anymore, that's just dumb.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I need a little bit more effort teens, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need a little more creativity, a little less destruction,

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Speaker 1: a little more funny.

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Speaker 8: It is really out of character for teenagers to purposely

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Speaker 8: do destructive things just for clout. That's why I'm sure

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Speaker 8: they're not doing this just to have an excuse to

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Speaker 8: get out of school and not have to do any work.

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Speaker 1: Figure out how to get a cow up the stairs

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Speaker 1: to the second floor of your high school.

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Speaker 7: You know that's fun.

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Speaker 8: No, I don't think this is a joke, Brook, I

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Speaker 8: think they're doing this for a reason. What I think

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Speaker 8: they're making a bold social commentary. They're taking a stance

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Speaker 8: against the negative environmental impact of non disposable lithium based technologies. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: it's a modern Prometheus allegory bringing the literal fire into

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Speaker 8: the world of education.

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Speaker 7: That is one of the best allegories, no cap.

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Speaker 8: Yes, And that's why I stand with Jen Alpha on

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Speaker 8: this one.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 8: And that's why I just shoved a bunch of thumb

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Speaker 8: tacks into the porthole of our audio board here in studio.

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Speaker 8: So we've got about seven minutes to knock out the

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Speaker 8: shock collar question of the day before this whole room

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Speaker 8: erupts into flames.

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Speaker 4: They gotta make us stay here anyways, but.

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Speaker 8: We're doing it for Jen Alpha. So technical director Ashton

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Speaker 8: clock Stick and got to make this one quick.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, on this day in eighteen eighty four, the infamous

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Speaker 3: Ringling Brothers crack their first whip, They popped their first

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Speaker 3: corn and cannonball their first human as they launched a

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Speaker 3: spectacle known as the Greatest Show on Earth.

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Speaker 6: I love that movie.

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Speaker 11: By the way, can you imagine that human cannibal guy

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Speaker 5: He was like a huge well.

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Speaker 3: For over one hundred years, they traveled from town to

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Speaker 3: town with dancing animals, drunken clowns, and horrifying freaks of nature.

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Speaker 3: Basically the same thing as our show, but with a

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Speaker 3: So that's why today, in honor of their infamous traveling circus,

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Speaker 3: we're doing a special ringling or rubbish a dish.

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Speaker 5: Plenty of twenty say it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you know he's got that extra, But I'm.

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Speaker 10: Gonna say it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say a number between one and twenty, and

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you about a bizarre circus act that may

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Speaker 3: or may not have been featured in a traveling show.

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Speaker 3: You just have to tell me if it's a real

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Speaker 12: That I made up?

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, we'll start with the woman who got

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Speaker 3: a ringling pierced in her belly claires. Your possible circus

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Speaker 3: freak is the man with two mouths. He claimed he

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Speaker 3: could sing harmonies with himself. One voice came from his throat,

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Speaker 3: the other from a surgically placed whistle under his tongue.

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Speaker 3: Is that a ringling or rubbish?

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Speaker 4: You need to get this for your song?

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Speaker 7: Why don't you have a whistle tongue?

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Speaker 8: Well, I whistle from a different part of my body,

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Speaker 2: You know, people are born with like two of things,

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Speaker 2: like actually something that shouldn't But this was surgery. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think it's rubbish.

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Speaker 8: That's correct. Yeah, I made that up. Brook.

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Speaker 3: Give me a number.

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Speaker 7: Let's go number nine right after.

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Speaker 3: Your possible circus freak is Prince Rondion. Okay, he's the

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Speaker 3: human torso born without arms or legs. Rondion could light

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Speaker 3: a cigar with his lips and apply shaving cream better

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Speaker 3: than most fathers. Is that ringling or rubbish?

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Speaker 8: Sounds like one of Brook's ex boyfriends.

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Speaker 7: Be honest, I mean I like that shaving cream.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna saying.

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Speaker 8: That is correct.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can never understand how he's able to get

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Speaker 7: It's impressive.

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Speaker 3: Jose, give me a numbers for your possible circus freak.

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Speaker 3: Is Miss Fanny Flatjack, the woman born without elbows. Her

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Speaker 8: Is that real?

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Speaker 3: Or is that ringling or rubbish?

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Speaker 5: Trying to swing the yarm up to her head and

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Speaker 1: I just picture of those inflatables at the car lots. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's where the inspiration came from.

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Speaker 5: Without elbows. I mean, that's actually could be possible wouldn't.

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Speaker 7: She just not have armbows at all? If they swung

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Speaker 7: around like that, just elbow elbows feel like it wouldn't

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Speaker 7: don't know.

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Speaker 8: I always wish I didn't have elbows so I could

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Speaker 5: Be able to reach you to go down?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, down there.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with this is rubbish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, correct again, Jose, Yeah, you guys are you guys

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 8: Jeff gave me a number fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Your possible circus freak is Squeaky Magee, the man with

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Speaker 5: He claimed each knee popped.

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Speaker 3: In perfect pinch and could play Yankee Doodle by squatting

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Speaker 3: that ringling or rubbish.

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 5: I just hit his like midlife, his knees popping, and

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Speaker 1: To think about my knees makes sound every time I've

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, man, you almost had me with this one, Ashton.

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Speaker 8: But I know for a fact Yankee Doodle didn't come

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Speaker 8: out until the nineteen hundreds. Oh, if you had given

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Speaker 8: me an actual eighteen hundred song he had popped with

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Speaker 8: this is rubbish, that's correct.

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Speaker 3: I should have gone with something by Kendall Krmara at this.

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Speaker 3: All right, So Alexis, it's we're going back to you.

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Speaker 3: If you get this correct, I am going to get shot.

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Speaker 3: And if not, well you're gonna get shocked.

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Speaker 7: Have you ever gotten shocked by the shot collar ash?

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Speaker 6: I have not.

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Speaker 3: I'm honestly surprised it's never been mentioned before. Okay, alexis

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Speaker 3: your possible circus freak is the transparent boy, a thin

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Speaker 3: hail teenager whose skin was so fair guests swore they

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Speaker 3: could see his breakfast digest.

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Speaker 2: How should I think you looked in the mirror when

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Speaker 2: you made up this question today?

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Speaker 4: And it is rubbish, that's.

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Speaker 7: Correct, But it's not me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you can only see my ribs, not my food.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, I guess that means that I'm

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Speaker 3: the loser up.

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Speaker 7: Twenty.

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Speaker 8: That means ashing you're getting shots while singing Yankee Doodle Dandy,

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Speaker 8: and we watch your food digest going down into your

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Speaker 8: tomu tum.

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Speaker 3: Just for the record, everybody, I am lifting up my

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Speaker 3: shirt so they could just see.

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Speaker 7: This awesome sweet six pack.

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Speaker 13: Hr.

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Speaker 8: Yes, you can, all right?

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Speaker 5: His heart beating.

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Speaker 8: Yankee Doodle went to town a hole in his mouth

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Speaker 8: to harmonize with himself.

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Speaker 7: Should he use the first hole to harmonize that?

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Speaker 8: There's shock collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 6: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: If you're using any kind of AI, in most cases,

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Speaker 8: it's still a few steps below interacting with a real

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Speaker 8: human being. YEI. There is one place, though, where artificial

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Speaker 8: intelligence has officially caught up at fast food restaurants.

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Speaker 14: Wait what now?

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Speaker 8: AI is almost as good as human employees at messing

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Speaker 8: up your orders. Oh, because there's a new report out

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Speaker 8: that looked at AI ordering at fast food drive throughs

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Speaker 8: all over the country, and it found that even though

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Speaker 8: AI provides faster service, more efficiency, and overall higher customer satisfaction,

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Speaker 8: twenty two percent of the time the AI glitches or

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Speaker 8: gets the order wrong. That's like four orders, and it

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Speaker 7: Computers. No computers will now you need us robots.

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Speaker 8: Okay, the most problematic thing for AI to handle is

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Speaker 8: customization requests substitution, Like if you order a whopper but

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Speaker 8: with no pickles, extra ketchup, the drive through Kiosk just

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Speaker 8: goes blank and starts crying. Now I feel bad. Another

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Speaker 8: major issue, they say the AI ordering system kind of

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Speaker 8: lags on friendliness.

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Speaker 1: Well done, Yeah, what do you wanted to give you

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Speaker 1: a hug?

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Speaker 8: Well, not that it's being mean or like cold to you,

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Speaker 8: but people complain that there's no personal connection, no friendly

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Speaker 5: They roll up.

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Speaker 7: But behind the speaker, you.

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Speaker 8: Don't need to be a human just needs to be like, hey, hey, hello,

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Speaker 8: how you doing.

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Speaker 5: You're having a wonderful day?

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Speaker 8: Or thank you for your order?

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Speaker 5: Nice.

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Speaker 1: AI is going to overdo the small talk and suddenly

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Speaker 1: you're going to be sitting there for ten minutes station

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Speaker 1: your computer.

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Speaker 5: Hey, how's the weather. I have pulled up the weather

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Speaker 5: for the next ten days.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 8: But those are the ways AI fast food workers just

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Speaker 8: aren't quite cutting it like human employees.

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Speaker 7: Dude, Yeah, this is.

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Speaker 5: Their first job. Guys, be nice to that.

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Speaker 7: On the Lid.

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Speaker 8: It's where if someone steals your leftovers out of the

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Speaker 8: I know exactly where it is. Plus it only unlocks

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Speaker 5: Who oh wow, you really got to be hungry.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you do, no bad ideas. Whenever we do laser stories.

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Speaker 8: TikTok trend where people would crack eggs on their foreheads

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Speaker 7: Yeah, like when they're baking or whatever.

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Speaker 8: Well here's some vengeance. A mother in Sweden did that

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Speaker 8: no way. Yes, she was ordered to pay her six

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Speaker 7: I don't know. I feel like it's kind of deserved.

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Speaker 8: Crazy thing is the daughter wasn't the one who made

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Speaker 1: I think you just keep like I do, your embarrassing,

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Speaker 8: Okay, now the little girl will have two grand waiting

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Speaker 8: Maybe that's along with a fun little video to traumatize

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Speaker 14: That's sweet.

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Speaker 8: This next Lazer story is out of Kansas. A thirty

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Speaker 5: The dynamic there. It's kind of like your barber man.

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Speaker 8: He owed his dealer a lot of money, almost almost

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Speaker 5: Wow, but how are you alive?

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Speaker 6: Bro?

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Speaker 7: How is the dealer still working with this or how is.

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Speaker 5: This guy still walking?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I couldn't pay him back, so he was worried that

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Speaker 8: Gordon came up with a plan. Not sure if it

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Speaker 7: It's not if we're talking.

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Speaker 8: A few weeks ago, he stole a rare eight hundred

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Speaker 15: Nobody gets down today, No one I'll ever know, right

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Speaker 15: I'm using it?

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Speaker 7: Is this what he's going to pay his drug dealer with? Like,

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Speaker 7: I don't want a cannon, man, Listen.

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Speaker 8: He wasn't a history buff, but he'd heard that there

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Speaker 15: It's not the history value, it's the freaking copper.

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Speaker 10: I know.

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Speaker 8: Smart, right, smart?

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Speaker 7: He just go strip a construction site like everybody else.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll get more copper out of it.

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Speaker 8: Well, he got a homeless guy to help him rip

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Speaker 5: Climb into the canon.

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Speaker 8: Inside, he used a chain and an old Chevy tahoe

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Speaker 7: No, don't guess how much copper he found.

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Speaker 5: None.

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Speaker 8: Well, he didn't even get to that point. He took

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Speaker 7: I got this canon. It's good. There's gonna be some

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Speaker 8: Well, the dealer's reaction. He called the plan quote stupid. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: The guy in. I'm willing to go to jail for

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah. Damn. When your drug dealer calls the cops

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Speaker 8: on you, it's a bad day. Gordon was charged with

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Speaker 8: theft of property, aggravated criminal damage and possession of drug

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Speaker 1: Darn it, but that drug dealer's got the dumbest client

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Speaker 5: If he's a crack and I'm surprised he didn't make

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Speaker 8: A pipe his next lazer stories out of Sweet Treat Headquarters.

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Speaker 8: Not sure if you've noticed, but salted caramel staging a

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Speaker 8: big comeback this year. Yeah, from desserts to drinks. Experts

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Speaker 7: This fall Caramel fall.

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Speaker 8: Yes, that's Pumpkins Spice and caramel.

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Speaker 7: Going as your PSL is going down.

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Speaker 8: KFC Philippines salted Caramel craze, flavored chicken.

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Speaker 7: Glaze, caramel on chicken in the glaze.

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Speaker 8: Of the chicken. Butterfinger got on board too with its

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Speaker 1: I just saw was doing a caramel thing, but I

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Speaker 8: Not to mention Lay's salted caramel potato Chips, Starbucks salted

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Speaker 8: and even McCormick's salted caramel finishing sugar.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it's interesting how Jeff goes with

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Speaker 10: You just.

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Speaker 5: You're not bilingual.

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Speaker 7: You can't change, You've got a pick one.

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Speaker 8: I think it depends on the classiness of the food

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Speaker 5: Mixing, So like a moose would be a caramel.

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Speaker 8: Yes, that's a caramel.

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Speaker 1: Oh got anything I serve you as a carbon?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah. Also numbers back it up, because salted caramel is

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Speaker 8: hotter than ever, with a seventy eight percent rise in

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Speaker 8: new product launches in the last year, let's go. This

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Speaker 8: next laser story is out of the Fork forum. Could

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 8: According to a new survey, three quarters of us grew

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Speaker 8: The majority of people now do not eat dinner at

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Speaker 1: The family, I would say, like five out of seven

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Speaker 4: You're younger's older and busy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's getting busy. It's already so hard.

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Speaker 8: So where are we eating now? Thirty percent of people

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I will not let my children on the couch of food,

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Speaker 4: Floor and eat.

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Speaker 8: Seventeen percent say they eat in a bedroom. Eight percent

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Speaker 8: say they eat dinner on the floor with their pets.

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Speaker 8: We can share the same plate.

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Speaker 7: I think you're a picnic blanket for some reason.

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Speaker 4: That's a nice touch.

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Speaker 8: And three percent said they'll eat dinner literally anywhere, even

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Speaker 8: on the toilet. Look at that brooke. You're not alone dinner.

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Speaker 7: It's all the other food that I eat.

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Speaker 8: Perfect for the holidays. You don't even need to bring

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Speaker 8: out the gravy bowl. Just put the gravy in the bowl.

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Speaker 7: Stop it.

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Speaker 8: Bite this guy over for a little free Thanksgiving swim.

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Speaker 16: Look at through it.

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Speaker 8: Backstrokes in there, little turtle soup action and that sound

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Speaker 8: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: If you're a single girl and you leave a car

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Speaker 8: dealership without buying anything, but you left them a phone number,

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Speaker 8: what's the best case scenario? Some random dude calls you

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Speaker 8: ten times a day trying to sell you on that

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Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds right, but that's worth five thousand dollars

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Speaker 5: Yeah at once.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's best case scenario. What's the worst case scenario?

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Speaker 8: Now that sleazy salesman also finds you extremely attractive?

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Speaker 6: That's it.

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Speaker 8: Jeffy decides to call you and leave one of the

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Speaker 8: cringiest messages ever recorded, because that's what happened to one

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Speaker 8: of our listeners, and luckily she gave him the number

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Speaker 8: to our loser line. Yeah, so now the whole world

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Speaker 8: new loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6: My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute?

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Speaker 7: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 6: It's a line goodby, Just call.

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Speaker 8: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 8: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 17: Excuse me, girl, I don't want to offend you, and

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Speaker 17: I did notice something you smell like trash, but it's

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Speaker 10: The trash.

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Speaker 8: Whatever you do, resist the urge to slap him with

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Speaker 8: his own hand instead, ask him to kiss his own

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Speaker 8: hand and pretend it's you. Not only well, not only

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Speaker 7: Please answer your phone.

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Speaker 4: I need your hope right now.

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Speaker 13: A really gross rat that I told you about it's

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Speaker 13: back and he is just sitting on my porch.

455
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Speaker 8: And looking at the door and it won't go away.

456
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Speaker 8: Go get out of here.

457
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Speaker 13: Shoot rat, God, leave me alone, you dumb rat.

458
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Speaker 7: How are you a frat?

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Speaker 1: God?

460
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Speaker 2: You're discusting you.

461
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Speaker 7: You know, he's like he is licking he's a rat hand.

462
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Speaker 9: Oh why is this happening to me? I'm a good person.

463
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Speaker 9: I swear last night.

464
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Speaker 6: There were like twelve of them and they were just

465
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Speaker 6: sitting on the porch.

466
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Speaker 7: Why why me and Jake?

467
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Speaker 9: Please just answer a phone so you can come over and.

468
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Speaker 8: Like do something.

469
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Speaker 4: You you're a gun, right, I cannot leave my home.

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Speaker 15: If I die here, I'm gonna run out of food

471
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Speaker 15: because there's a rat and I can't leave to call

472
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Speaker 15: me back.

473
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Speaker 8: Next sounds like the rat's got her.

474
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Speaker 7: A stranger with a gun over to your house. Desperate times.

475
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Speaker 11: I guess nobody else relates this to the plot of Ratitui,

476
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 11: Like the rats just trying to cook her food and

477
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Speaker 11: then the family right was coming from the sewers and

478
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Speaker 11: enjoy the cooking.

479
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 8: They took it to a Pixar love.

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Speaker 1: Give the man some salt and pepper, and she's just

481
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Speaker 1: gonna get some sort of plague from this.

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Speaker 14: Heyo, uh, it's from the other night. Remember I wrapped

483
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Speaker 14: the Chili's Baby Back ribs song at karaoke. I got

484
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Speaker 14: my baby back, baby back, Baby back, baby back ribs.

485
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Speaker 14: Oh Man, good times, good times.

486
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Speaker 8: So AnyWho, Look.

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Speaker 14: I know I peaked a little early in the night

488
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Speaker 14: and had to duck out, but I feel like we

489
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 14: definitely had a vibe going.

490
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Speaker 8: So just wanted to follow up.

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Speaker 14: Honestly, Like, I'm feeling pretty good today. I just got

492
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Speaker 14: a new air fryer and a Costco membership, so I'm

493
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Speaker 14: kind of on cloud nine right now.

494
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Speaker 8: I'm an official adult.

495
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Speaker 14: So yeah, call me if you want to hang out

496
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Speaker 14: or if you want some ribs. I got my baby back,

497
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Speaker 14: Baby back, Baby back, baby back rid.

498
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Speaker 18: Wow, he's gonna tell him that's not rappings, it's just

499
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 18: that Well wait till Kendrick Lamar samples that song for

500
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Speaker 18: his next album, then that's totally legit for karaoke night

501
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Speaker 18: at Chili.

502
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Speaker 7: Well, it's true. And you know what, though, I may.

503
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Speaker 1: Look overlook all of that just for access to his

504
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Speaker 1: new Costco card.

505
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gonna take you to Costco with him. It

506
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Speaker 7: may be worth it.

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Speaker 8: That is true adulthood. And if you like what you're

508
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Speaker 8: hearing right now. Remember we are on YouTube, on TikTok

509
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 8: and stuff and all of the podcast platforms. If you

510
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 8: just search Brooke and Jeffrey, you can hear our second dates.

511
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 8: Our phone taps are awkward calls, and of course your

512
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Speaker 8: favorite loser lines. Loser lines just like this one.

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Speaker 16: Oh god, oh my god, God, and I just spoke

514
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Speaker 16: tea on me.

515
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Speaker 2: Gosh, darn it, damn cheap as.

516
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Speaker 9: Coffee cups for my daughter in law. I know I

517
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Speaker 9: shouldn't use thee Oh my god.

518
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Speaker 16: I got a zoom call with a client coming up

519
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Speaker 16: in two minutes, So now I got to try to

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Speaker 16: salvage my work pants. Hold on, stupid pants, forget it,

521
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Speaker 16: it's just it's not working. I'm just gonna have to

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Speaker 16: change pants. I'll call you, lady.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was a butt dial.

524
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Speaker 2: I thought she she knew.

525
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 5: She gets on an iron.

526
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 8: I thought it was a vacuum. I thought it was

527
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 8: a little mini like a shop back. I definitely suctioned

528
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 8: up my pant leg before, but it's kind for a

529
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 8: different thing.

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Speaker 7: Not many women used that.

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Speaker 8: Highly recommend.

532
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Speaker 5: Different techniques.

533
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, never got any.

534
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 7: Resolution on who gave her the loser life.

535
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know why was she? I hope it was

536
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Speaker 5: the actual daughter in law that gave her.

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Speaker 19: Hey, Claire, it's really from auto play. It's okay if

538
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Speaker 19: you're not interested in in the vehicle, because I am

539
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Speaker 19: interested in you. When you came in here, I thought

540
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Speaker 19: we had real spark and maybe even a chance for

541
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Speaker 19: an extended warranty.

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Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying.

543
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 19: You like our used to dance. I'm certified pre owned,

544
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 19: baby don't. But I still got low mileage. If you

545
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 19: know what I mean, you come on by and see

546
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 19: me and I'll take good carry. I promise you that

547
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 19: I'll throw in some undercarriage rust protection if you know

548
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 19: what I mean, or at least you can check out

549
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 19: mine after a steak dinner.

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Speaker 14: M hmm.

551
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Speaker 7: No, No, you know what I mean.

552
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 8: One hundred percent chance that he pre wrote a script

553
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Speaker 8: for himself in the bathroom of that Toyota dealership or

554
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Speaker 8: wherever he was before he left the message.

555
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 5: I didn't get to the headlight punch.

556
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, call back again and leave another message. You want

557
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 8: more content, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

558
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 8: and Jeffery YouTube, where you can hear your favorite loser

559
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 8: lines of the week. We highlight them there just for

560
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Speaker 8: your your phone tap coming up right after this.

561
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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

562
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Speaker 8: Today we call Aman who hung out with her best

563
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 8: friend the other day. Yeah, they went around town shopping,

564
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 8: grabbing food together, had so much fun. And after her

565
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 8: friend said, I want to do a prank call on

566
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 8: her because I think she'd laugh. But I didn't see

567
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 8: her do anything wrong or weird. That's why we prank

568
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Speaker 8: her on something that she actually did very right. You'll

569
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Speaker 8: hear in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

571
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 8: Hi, my name is Skurf Plankman. I'm looking to speak

572
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Speaker 8: with Valencia.

573
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Please take me off your

574
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Speaker 9: call age.

575
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 8: Oh no, ma'am, I'm not selling anything. I'm calling on

576
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Speaker 8: behalf of the Urban Vehicle Excellent Society or UVEES for short. Oh,

577
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 8: I'm actually reaching out to personally congratulate you because you've

578
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Speaker 8: been nominated for our Outstanding Local Parallel Parking Award Residential

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Speaker 8: Block Division Parallel Parking Award. Yes, congratulations. We work with

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Speaker 8: the city on giving out awards for the best parking jobs.

581
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Speaker 8: And one of our spotters saw you park the other

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Speaker 8: day on twenty sixth.

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Speaker 20: In Holman and you thought that was good.

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Speaker 8: Well, the spotter thought so, and he forwarded us the video.

585
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 8: I watched it. It's amazing.

586
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 9: Oh there's video of me parallel parking.

587
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 8: Yes, we saw the whole thing. You had the nose

588
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 8: angled ever so slightly rear tire four inches from the curb,

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00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 8: and your turn signal was still gently blinking.

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00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 20: Yes.

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Speaker 9: I don't know what to say.

592
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 8: You don't have to say anything. I mean, personally, we

593
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 8: call that the humble flex. You nailed it ten out

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00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 8: of ten.

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Speaker 6: Thank you?

596
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely, textbook. Honestly, it made our group chat.

597
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 9: There's a group chat about my parking job.

598
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 8: Oh yeah. You wouldn't believe how many people out there

599
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 8: are just horrible parkers. So we're just trying to educate

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Speaker 8: the masses, and right now you are our number one

601
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Speaker 8: shining star. Oh I feel honored just talking to you.

602
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Speaker 9: I'm honestly not that good.

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Speaker 8: I just oh God, lets you come on. You don't

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Speaker 8: have to be modest again. I saw the video. You

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Speaker 8: deserve your flowers.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So what happened to next?

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Speaker 8: Well, in order to officially confirm your award, we would

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Speaker 8: love to have you recreate that parking job while we

609
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Speaker 8: film you. Why, just for training purposes.

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Speaker 9: Wait wait, wait, do you want me to repark my

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Speaker 9: car for you to record and train others?

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00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 8: Yes, in the same spot, same speed. We're also going

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Speaker 8: to be filming your competition competition. Yeah, there's other people

614
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 8: that are vying for the award. A retired man in

615
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Speaker 8: Des Moines is going up against you currently in the rankings,

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Speaker 8: but we have to officially run the competition. You have

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Speaker 8: to beat out Dale in his Buickles Saber Jill is Buick. Yeah,

618
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 8: he's seventy years old, so I'm.

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Speaker 9: Going against old man in a parallel parking competition.

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Speaker 8: It's almost too easy.

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Speaker 9: This is insane. If someone wins, what's surprised? What did

622
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Speaker 9: they get?

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Speaker 8: Oh, Sophy, you're not gonna believe this? Are you ready?

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00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:22,959
Speaker 9: Okay?

625
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 8: I am okay. Third place winner is five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, five hundred dollars for parallel parking.

627
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 8: That's right now. If you get to second place, that

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00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 8: goes up to five thousand dollars cash.

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Speaker 9: Are you freaking hitting me? Five thousand dollars?

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Speaker 8: I know, it's amazing. And then if you get first place,

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Speaker 8: and I think you got a great shot at this.

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00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 8: Any guests on what you're gonna win. Toss out a

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Speaker 8: guess ten thousand. No, it's better, Are you serious?

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Speaker 9: Fifty thousand dollars?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 8: No, no, not fifty thousand dollars A prank phone call

637
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 8: on the radio? Oh what a prank that your friend

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00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 8: Tricia's thatt you up for the one that's happening right now. Wait,

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00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 8: because you're on the radio with Brooke and Jeffrey. Right now,

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Speaker 8: we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 9: No.

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00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 8: Well, apparently you're pretty good, at least according to your

643
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 8: friend Tricia. She said she was with you.

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Speaker 9: I can't believe that.

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00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 8: She couldn't believe how well you parallel parked. Honestly, Valencia,

646
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 8: you have a gift or did you just get lucky?

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00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 9: At one time it was good, but I don't think

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00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 9: I could do it again.

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00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 8: Come on, you could beat out a seventy year old

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Speaker 8: in a buickless saber.

651
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 9: I definitely could take that down.

652
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 8: He needs the ten thousand dollars cash to get a

653
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 8: hip replacement. Oh, come on, don't take that away from him.

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Speaker 6: Week us every morning was phone taps weekday morning twenties

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Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: You can tell how attractive you are just by how

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Speaker 8: close strangers are willing to get to you in public,

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00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 8: you know, like like when you're in an elevator, do

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00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 8: other people smash themselves into the corner to create as

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Speaker 8: much space as possible between you?

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Speaker 5: Yes, they do?

662
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Speaker 8: Or do they reach to push that closed door button

663
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Speaker 8: at the exact same time you do. I'll just say

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Speaker 8: the guy who rode up with me this morning had

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Speaker 8: very soft hands and much harder other parts. And one

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Speaker 8: of our listeners says she experienced an intimate moment with

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Speaker 8: a guy that she'd never met when they were in

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Speaker 8: a crowded coffee shop at the same time, and it

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Speaker 8: was definitely more than just some flirty eye contact. Wow,

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Speaker 8: and you're gonna hear what happened in a brand new

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00:33:54,880 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 8: second Date update coming up next Second Date Update. Everybody

672
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 8: always says, gosh, I wish I could meet someone in

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Speaker 8: real life? Yes, but really, do you actually want that?

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Speaker 8: Why wouldn't it sounds so scary? There's no block button

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Speaker 8: in real life.

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Speaker 7: You can't Google search the bile and they're standing right

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Speaker 7: in front of you.

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Speaker 4: Can't work with your friends send a message.

679
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, or forward the rest of your conversation to voicemail.

680
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 8: You're out there on an island all by yourself.

681
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 5: That if your friends were in the other room, though,

682
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 5: and you're like, what did you just say? Hold on,

683
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 5: I'll be right back, and you have to tell them.

684
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 8: You could ask Siri for like a flirty compliment to

685
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 8: give to them, but it is kind of awkward when

686
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 8: they're sitting right in front of you. So nobody knows

687
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 8: that better, like our listener Stacy, who, according to her email,

688
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 8: says she met a guy out in the real world.

689
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 7: Was it frightening, Stacy? Were you so scared?

690
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 10: No?

691
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 8: Okay, well, thanks for being on the show with us today, Stacy.

692
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 8: Tell us about this guy you met.

693
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 13: Well, basically, I was going to get a coffee and

694
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 13: it was full and there was only.

695
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 10: One chair open.

696
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, and when I went to sit in the chair,

697
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 13: I mean, it sounds like cliche, like I'm making it up,

698
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 13: but it really happened, like this guy went at the

699
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 13: same time.

700
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 7: Oh and he was a hot guy.

701
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 10: Huh, very hot.

702
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 13: I thought my prayers had been answered. I thought the

703
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 13: universe heard me because I couldn't believe it. We were

704
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 13: both like, literally we decided to share the chair.

705
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 10: He was that cool.

706
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: We were sitting You did sit on his last then,

707
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: is that what you're saying now?

708
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 10: We shared the chair next to.

709
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 8: Each hits next to each other one chair video.

710
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 20: Yeah, she cheeked cheek.

711
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: Did you discuss it or was this just a silent agreement?

712
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 7: Like how did you introduce yourself?

713
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 10: Well, I don't know how it happened.

714
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 13: It just was so natural. We started talking and then

715
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 13: I just honestly wanted to read my book, so I

716
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 13: just pulled out my book Catcher in the Rye, and

717
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 13: then he turned to me and he said, I that book.

718
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 10: I love it.

719
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like we all read that in high school.

720
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was required reading, but you had to do

721
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 8: it in order to pass.

722
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 7: I read it for fun, and.

723
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 4: I don't think I read that one.

724
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,479
Speaker 8: Had to explains a lot about Brook.

725
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 10: Yeah.

726
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 8: By the way, did you catch his name at any

727
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 8: point during this conversation.

728
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 10: Yes, his name was Tyler Okay, and I bet he

729
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 10: was impressed with you.

730
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: You're reading like a literary classic instead of some like

731
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: smut romance book which is like a muscular guy on.

732
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 8: Is that something that is a turn on to you

733
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 8: out in the world. If you see a woman reading

734
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 8: like a really fancy book, you're like, oh, yeah, hot.

735
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 5: After you said see a woman. Oh sorry immediately No,

736
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 5: if a girl's reading a book, that is good.

737
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 15: You want a little bit of intellect, right, dumb, So

738
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 15: I need to hurt me a little smart so we

739
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 15: can balance.

740
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 8: Okay, all right. So you guys are sitting there at

741
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 8: the coffee table, two butts, one chair, and what happens?

742
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 13: And then he suddenly he's like, hey, I have to

743
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 13: go for my workout.

744
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: Oh he's telling you where he's going. I always feel

745
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: like that's kind of a I want to see you again,

746
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: or an invite.

747
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 5: Or something smart.

748
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, like when I say I have to go to

749
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 8: the bathroom, that's like an.

750
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 7: I mean, why would he tell a complete stranger where

751
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 7: he's going.

752
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 8: Why wouldn't he tell her where he's going?

753
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I.

754
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 5: Honestly have an appointment.

755
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, he just said, hey, it was nice, meaning you

756
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 13: I have to head to my workout.

757
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 10: It means he's in shape but sexy.

758
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 8: I know.

759
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: But how did you get his phone number? Like it

760
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: sounds like that's the end, Like he doesn't you know?

761
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 13: No, I said, oh wow, I no wonder you're in

762
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 13: such great shape.

763
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 9: I love to work out too.

764
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 13: And then he's invited me. He said, really, you know,

765
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 13: I do power yoga and I said, oh my gosh,

766
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 13: not a lot of guys do that.

767
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: Soon it doesn't matter, Okay, So wait, so you went

768
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: to his workout with him?

769
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 10: Uh huh?

770
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 8: Oh, you were on the spot to work out.

771
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 5: Don't lie.

772
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 7: You never go to a coffee shop without wearing yoga pants.

773
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 13: I mean no, I had him, No, I had him

774
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 13: in my bag.

775
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 8: Okay, you guys are working out together. That seems a

776
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 8: little bit more intimate. How did that go?

777
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 20: Let's get out of here and it went great.

778
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 13: I mean it wasn't that intimate.

779
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 10: It was just a class.

780
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 20: So I just jumped in.

781
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 7: Okay, did you guys get spots next to each other?

782
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 20: Yeah, but we were just doing yoga.

783
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 4: I mean you can't talk. But I love the bonding

784
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 4: when you bring your friend to make the contact. Like

785
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 4: this post is hard, you know, like if you the.

786
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 8: Look they were, they were making out the whole class

787
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 8: across the room. So's so fun.

788
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 7: That sounds so friendly. You know, when do we get

789
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 7: to the romance?

790
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 8: Is there a big romantic moment at the end of this?

791
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 13: Well, like I got his number and he took my number.

792
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 7: Was there a talk of a date.

793
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 5: Are you his workout buddy.

794
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 13: Well, he talks about getting together again.

795
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 5: So no matter what.

796
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 8: Good maybe, but it could just like to talk about

797
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 8: catchering the rye and like discuss plot points and stuff

798
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 8: that could be really sexy.

799
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: I enjoy She did it for fun as long as yeah,

800
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: as long as there's one involved.

801
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 8: Okay, So what's happened since you guys said goodbye to

802
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 8: each other?

803
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 10: Well, we basically texted.

804
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 9: I'd stay back.

805
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 13: And forth about three times and it was going really

806
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 13: good at the start, super easy texting back and forth.

807
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 13: Sounded like we were going towards setting something up.

808
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 20: And I haven't heard from him since.

809
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 15: Okay, Well, sometimes of your hands, like something else could

810
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 15: have happened in his life, and.

811
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 20: What do I do?

812
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 7: Well, we call him.

813
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 8: That was a smart move. We're going to try and

814
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 8: call this guy Tyler. We'll see if he picks up

815
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 8: the phone, and hopefully he has an answer for why

816
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 8: he's not setting up a second meet up for the

817
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 8: two of them.

818
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 5: He's not in the middle of power yoga. We are

819
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 5: going to embarrass him.

820
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 7: We'll bring it in the studio, right.

821
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 12: Pants, Okay, all right, we'll do it right after this

822
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 12: hold on second date update, what else do you need

823
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 12: for a steamy first date besides hot coffee, power yoga

824
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 12: and catch her in the rye.

825
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 7: I'm sweaty just thinking about it.

826
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 8: Hardcover, first edition, Oh you studious.

827
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: Stud Honestly, that would be worth so much money that

828
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: oh my god.

829
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, And that's the impromptu date that our listener Stacey

830
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 8: went on recently after randomly meeting a guy named Tyler

831
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 8: at a coffee shop. And even though they worked out

832
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 8: together and seemed to have a lot in common, there

833
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 8: didn't seem to be a ton of romantic chemistry happening. So,

834
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 8: like Jose was saying, it's possible that Tyler sees you

835
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 8: more as a workout study buddy, but we don't know.

836
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 8: That's the whole reason that we're about to call him in.

837
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: And even if that's the case, then maybe we can

838
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: help turn his mind into a more romantic thing. I mean, sometimes,

839
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: especially with guys, they just don't see it unless it

840
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: like slaps him in the face.

841
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 8: You know, Brook is ready to slap Tyler right across

842
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 8: the face till he sees the sexy side of Stacy.

843
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: And then figuratively yeah, but physically too if it comes.

844
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 8: Okay, Stacy, are you cool with that? Do you condone that?

845
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 20: Yeah?

846
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 13: I just really don't meet people in real life.

847
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a common sentiment, I mean romantically, right.

848
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 5: I mean you're probably most people.

849
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just how it is. I'll bring that up

850
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 8: to Tyler. Dude, that's a good point. You don't meet

851
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 8: people like this every day, so he shouldn't let it

852
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 8: pass him by.

853
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 10: He really shouldn't let this pass him by.

854
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a confidence you need, Stacy going into this.

855
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 8: Okay, first, let's see if he picks up, because I'm

856
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 8: downing his number right now.

857
00:41:49,800 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 21: Okay, Hello, Hey is this Tyler?

858
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 10: Uh?

859
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 8: Yes, hey man, how you doing today? You're on a

860
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 8: radio show right now called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

861
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 7: Welcome to the show, Tyler maya, good morning.

862
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 20: Okay, I'm on the radio right now.

863
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, well yeah, okay, say hi to millions of people.

864
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 8: What is this about. We wanted you to do all

865
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 8: the shout outs for the day on the show, so

866
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 8: we'll get to that in a second.

867
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,919
Speaker 5: My second, we have a lot of oh yeah, okay,

868
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 5: let's not do this.

869
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 8: Then we have a great voice for it. Before we

870
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 8: get to that. We want to talk to you a

871
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 8: little bit about your dating life in a segment that

872
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 8: we do called second Date Update.

873
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 20: Uh mine, Yeah, yeah, you've been.

874
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: Dating, right, Well, this isn't really a date met day

875
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: like this may be because you know, you may not categorize.

876
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 3: It that way.

877
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 8: We're not sure if you felt like it was a

878
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 8: romantic hangout. But you met a woman recently named Stacy

879
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 8: at a coffee shop.

880
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 20: Yeah, yes, the girl with the book, right, Yeah, that's

881
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 20: it that you.

882
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 7: Shared a chair with.

883
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 8: So we heard about you guys like meeting up and

884
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,959
Speaker 8: you had coffee, did a little workout afterwards.

885
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 20: Right, Yeah, I remember her?

886
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean what did you think about her? She's cute.

887
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 20: Yeah, she's a beautiful girl.

888
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay. Stacey told us that after you guys met up,

889
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 8: you were texting about possibly hanging out a second time,

890
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 8: but nothing happened. Right, She's just not sure where your

891
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 8: head's at.

892
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 20: Okay, And you want you want me to tell you

893
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 20: on the air that it'd be a lot.

894
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 8: Better than off the air for the list use the

895
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 8: phone and we're just gonna listen.

896
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just kidding.

897
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 8: That's okay with you all?

898
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 20: Right, Well, uh, yeah, there's a reason.

899
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 8: Okay.

900
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 20: So we were texting back and forth and scheduling first

901
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:02,959
Speaker 20: real date.

902
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, she said that, and so.

903
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 20: I was suggesting we get together the following weekend and

904
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 20: she comes back with, yeah, that's great. I'm excited, but

905
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 20: we can't do Friday because it's your birthday.

906
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, does.

907
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 7: She mean her birthday? How would she know your birthday?

908
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 7: Maybe it came up when you guys were talking to coffege.

909
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 8: Did you mention that to her? No?

910
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 20: I never did, and I was racking my brain to

911
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 20: see if I could figure out where she would have

912
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 20: learned my birthday. The yoga studio would never say that.

913
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 8: But isn't that, like Alexis, isn't that normal if you

914
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 8: meet a guy that you like, you like immediately stalk

915
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 8: him online everywhere, you just talk him.

916
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 4: On You probably see some's birthday, but you don't mention it.

917
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah Facebook, Are.

918
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: You sure you're not remember like misremembering that, like maybe

919
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: somehow you mentioned it in conversation.

920
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 20: I don't think so. I mean, we didn't have a

921
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 20: lot of deep talks. That's why we're going to get

922
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 20: together for another date.

923
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: Well, but she's not trying to date you on your birthday,

924
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: which is a good sign.

925
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 20: But just her knowing when my birthday was kind of

926
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 20: freaked me out, so I just stopped responding to her.

927
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 2: I mean, like, if you stalk a guy and you know, yes,

928
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: two brothers, you don't mention the brothers.

929
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 7: You know you think Alexis maybe did it on accident.

930
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's possible, and we can find out. Because Tyler,

931
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 8: I mean that this isn't going to be a great

932
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 8: look for her when I tell you this. But Stacy

933
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 8: is quietly listening on the other line to this conversation,

934
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 8: waiting for her chance to talk.

935
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 7: To you, not like a stock man.

936
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 8: No, that's not creepy at all. It's just it's just

937
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 8: how this segment works.

938
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 7: That's our bad.

939
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, Stacy, are you there?

940
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 5: Oh god, Okay.

941
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 10: I just want to say I missed your birthday. Happy birthday.

942
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 4: Double down.

943
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 7: That's kind of funny. You mean that as a joke.

944
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 10: No, it's not a joke.

945
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 13: I really did miss his birthday, and say hi to

946
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 13: little Buster for me your dog.

947
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 20: Wait, how do you How do you know my dog's name?

948
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 20: I never told you Buster's name.

949
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 10: I have a confession to.

950
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 7: Make what are you inside his house right now?

951
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 10: This whole meeting of ours was not an accident.

952
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: What wait, explain what's going on right now?

953
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 13: I did run across your dating profile about a week ago,

954
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 13: and I saw the logo for the coffee shop behind.

955
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 10: You when you were seating, and I went to the

956
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 10: coffee shop and waited until I would run into you.

957
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 10: And I just hope that you can respect a girl who.

958
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 9: Does her homework.

959
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 5: That's more than homework.

960
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 20: Totally all makes sense now, Okay.

961
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,959
Speaker 4: You lied to us too.

962
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: You said that it was like a chance in real

963
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: life meeting was a chance that I would meet him.

964
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 8: She didn't know what day he was going to be

965
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 8: in the coffee shop.

966
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 7: DAYA. This is not normal behavior.

967
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 20: I don't know what to say right now. I'm kind

968
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 20: of weirded out.

969
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 7: I don't blame you. And how do you know his

970
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 7: dog's name?

971
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 20: It wasn't on my dating profile.

972
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 7: That is nuts, Stacy.

973
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 4: You can't do that.

974
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 5: I can't do that, and I did.

975
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 13: He gave me the information on the app, and I

976
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 13: put myself in a situation to run into him.

977
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: I trust nothing that you're saying right now, Like, what

978
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: was the book were you actually reading?

979
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 7: That book.

980
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 13: Yes, I mean after I saw that he liked it.

981
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 20: Okay, I feel totally do care.

982
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 8: Isn't it the thought that counts behind the duke?

983
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 7: If we would have known this, we would have not

984
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 7: called for.

985
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 10: Stacy Tyler, a woman who was going to call for me.

986
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 8: He had blocked me.

987
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 4: You did, and I'm sure you know friend's names.

988
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 13: You guys are really funny. I saw the guy on

989
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 13: the dating profile and I just went the extra mile

990
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 13: to meet him.

991
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: It's kind of sweet, so innocent that way.

992
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 5: Okay, the extra miles.

993
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 4: A long mile.

994
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, Stacey, you clearly still want to go out with

995
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 8: Tyler here, but.

996
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 20: Before you, I do.

997
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 13: But I have a problem with something I have to

998
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 13: clear up first.

999
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 8: You have a problem.

1000
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 13: I noticed you paid someone named Trish three times last

1001
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 13: week on a Venmo and I'm hoping you see the

1002
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 13: dog walker.

1003
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 8: But Venmo was kind of like public knowledge.

1004
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 4: No, you could switch it to privo switch.

1005
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 20: I'm switching it to private right now.

1006
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1007
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 4: Bro, that's that's not very nice.

1008
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 9: It's not polite. I don't like that.

1009
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 14: Tyler.

1010
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 1: Well, why is that the creepiest thing she said?

1011
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 8: But it's still a yes as far as I understood that.

1012
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 7: From Stacy.

1013
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: From Stacy, are you actually going to ask Tyler?

1014
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 8: It's kind to ask that position, Jeff, Well, Tyler, we

1015
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 8: would pay for your guys to meet up again if

1016
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 8: she's not already waiting for you in your.

1017
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 7: Apartment to check your closets. I'm not even lying seriously.

1018
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 20: I think I'm gonna respectfully pass.

1019
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 8: I did not see this, Stacy.

1020
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 7: You do understand that's a no right.

1021
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 13: I maybe just have to work harder.

1022
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 8: Oh this happening one day, guys know whether if it's

1023
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 8: against our will or not, something's gonna happen, Brookie, Jeffrey

1024
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,280
Speaker 8: in the morning. See, this is why we've all always

1025
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 8: said you can't trust anybody who reads a book in public.

1026
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 7: Yes, it's a literacy, that was the problem.

1027
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 8: It's a gateway activity. Brooke. First you're reading Ernest Hemingway.

1028
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 8: Next thing you know, you're reading a stranger's Venmo logue

1029
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 8: and monitoring who is sending them money.

1030
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 5: I mean read The.

1031
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 2: Enemy, the guy in the TV show you owned a bookstore.

1032
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: A lot of people say that a lot of psychos

1033
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: have come out of Catcher in the Rye.

1034
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 8: Why do I feel like this isn't going to be

1035
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 8: the last time that we hear from this Stacy lady.

1036
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 7: Though she was yea too much, Yeah, too much.

1037
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 8: I think we're gonna we're gonna hear from her again

1038
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 8: during a laser story where she's being featured in it.

1039
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 8: But it didn't work out this time, probably for the best.

1040
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 8: But if you want some help with your dating life,

1041
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 8: you can email the show. We'll call that person who's

1042
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 8: not calling you back. Go check out all of our

1043
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 8: second dates wherever you get your podcasts, they're up at

1044
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey.

1045
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1046
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 8: There is nothing more powerful than locking eyes with a

1047
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 8: total stranger for just half a second and realizing, yep,

1048
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 8: that's my soulmate. Oh, because how often in your life

1049
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 8: does something like that happen to you?

1050
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 10: Like?

1051
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 8: Maybe once or twice a day?

1052
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 9: Maybe?

1053
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 8: Like and at one time I met seven of my

1054
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 8: soulmates in the changing room of a spirit Halloween.

1055
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 5: Wowow is everyone making content?

1056
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 8: Yeah? I don't know, but for some reason I get

1057
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 8: certain people it's rare and very very special. Yeah, and

1058
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 8: they need to post about it in the most sacred

1059
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 8: of places on the pages of Craigslist. Yes, yes, so

1060
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 8: who knows you're changing room, soulmate or soulmates might be

1061
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 8: searching for you. When we read a brand new edition

1062
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 8: of Craigslist Misconnections that's coming up right after this, he

1063
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 8: kty misconnections.

1064
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 6: That was me staring.

1065
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 8: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1066
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 8: One is in the Carnival Funhouse mirror room when you

1067
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 8: lock eyes with someone eight feet tall and shaped like

1068
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 8: a melted bowling pin.

1069
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 7: Are you looking at yourself in the mirror?

1070
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 8: Check out the curves on that guy. The other is

1071
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 8: on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scoured that

1072
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 8: website every week to find the best misconnections that they

1073
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 8: have to offer, like this first one titled falling for

1074
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 8: You One Floor at a Time. Oh Man for woman

1075
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 8: thirty nine office building. Oh boy, he says. We met

1076
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 8: in the elevator a few hours ago. It was just

1077
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 8: you and me the whole way. What a fantasy that was.

1078
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 8: I was the awkward guy standing to your right.

1079
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 7: Obviously you're the only person.

1080
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 8: I wanted to talk to you, but didn't know what

1081
00:52:54,160 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 8: to say, so I just said hi, O smiled politely,

1082
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 8: but didn't make eye contact. Instead, you stared at your shoes,

1083
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 8: so I pointed down at them and asked, what's that

1084
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 8: down there?

1085
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 5: That's the weirdest way to ask someone anything.

1086
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 7: My feet, sir.

1087
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 8: Then I lifted my arm up and flicked your nose.

1088
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: WHOA, don't touch her. I don't know what kind of

1089
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: reaction I'd have if a dude did that to me,

1090
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: but I feel like it would be some sort of punching.

1091
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely a punch and getting out of the next floor.

1092
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought one hundred percent that would have made

1093
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 8: you laugh, but you just looked at me and shock.

1094
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 6: Wow.

1095
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 8: But hey, at least you looked at me as the

1096
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 8: elevator doors opened. I felt that and tried to give

1097
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 8: you the tuna fish sandwich that was in my front pocket.

1098
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 8: Oh god, I don't know pockets. I don't know if

1099
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 8: you even saw it. You were moving so quickly.

1100
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 7: It's like a tuna mel at that point.

1101
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 8: If you see this, I'd like to get to know

1102
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 8: you better, but we should probably out before Friday. That's

1103
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 8: the day my dad predicted something bad would happen on Earth.

1104
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure she went coworkers and was like, you, guys,

1105
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: I met the cutest guy with a.

1106
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 8: T that's from Andy. Yay, Andy, Let's go to your

1107
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 8: next misconnection titled Winter Winter, Why not have me for dinner?

1108
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 8: Woman thirty six for Man's seventies casino, She says, you

1109
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 8: older gentleman, balding with wisps of gray hair, riding a

1110
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 8: sleek black mobility scooter.

1111
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 7: He's got that sport mode.

1112
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 5: Well, he's got the black one.

1113
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 8: Me short, blonde, red lipstick, olive colored strapless dress, parentheses,

1114
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 8: not a prostitute. I'm glad, she clarified, because my mind

1115
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 8: went right to that.

1116
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: I think there's been a couple of mix ups in

1117
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 1: the past, is why she put that in their job.

1118
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 8: She keeps going. I was at the casino the other

1119
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 8: night in my favorite church out fit, playing the slots.

1120
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 8: Oh that's your church out When I heard you coughing

1121
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 8: one machine over. You were holding an oxygen tank and

1122
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 8: smiled at me.

1123
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 5: Hey, classic slot player.

1124
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 8: I thought to myself, I don't know, you're not my

1125
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 8: usual type, but maybe.

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00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 7: Too upright is what it sounds like.

1127
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 8: Then got real when you hit the jackpot. Oh, and

1128
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 8: I got caught up in the moment and jumped right

1129
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 8: in your lap.

1130
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 5: Oh wait, I.

1131
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 7: Don't know, but I'm worried about his pelvis.

1132
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1133
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 8: We then had the best time as you did donuts

1134
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 8: around the casino floor with me laying over the handlebars.

1135
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 8: Life doesn't end after that. I offered to cash out

1136
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 8: the ticket for you so you didn't have to get up.

1137
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 7: I bet you did.

1138
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 8: You declined, but being the generous lady that I am,

1139
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 8: I decided to accompany you over to the register anyways.

1140
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 8: I'll be honest, you shocked me a little when you

1141
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 8: ask the cashier for security to escort you to your car. Lady,

1142
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 8: So we both waited until a large gentleman with me

1143
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 8: waited with forearm tattoo showed up.

1144
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 5: She's like, yeah, people are getting on this guy's nerves.

1145
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 7: She's like, are you going to carry me too?

1146
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 8: Then you blew me a kiss and rolled out of

1147
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 8: my life. I never got to tell you I like

1148
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 8: older men. You're definitely old.

1149
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 13: Wow.

1150
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 8: If you see this, maybe you want to take me

1151
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 8: on a trip to the Virgin Islands or possibly Italy.

1152
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 8: You have the cash to do that twenty times over. Now,

1153
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 8: let's live a little, especially before you die.

1154
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 7: Why do I feel like she's going to take his oxygen? Yeah,

1155
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 7: to take it.

1156
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 8: That's from Rosie. She's got a real, real way with words,

1157
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 8: Yeah she does. Let's go to your next misconnection titled

1158
00:56:55,760 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 8: Sunscreens Smiles then gone for miles A woman forty five beach.

1159
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 8: He says, I was the good looking guy with the

1160
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 8: salt and pepper beard you spoke with at the beach

1161
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 8: the other day. I cruised into your area on my

1162
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 8: boogie board with my pink and blue board shorts, looking

1163
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 8: like well, an old guy in board shorts.

1164
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 7: At least he's aware you were the.

1165
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 8: Super cute single mom with three kids. I think you

1166
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 8: said your name was Darlene or Arlen or Eileen. I

1167
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 8: couldn't hear that well, because I've had swimmers here for

1168
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 8: about six months. I'm in the water a lot. Anyway,

1169
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 8: we had a little chit chat, then a good laugh

1170
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 8: when one of your kids asked me if I was

1171
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 8: one of those beach bums. Just because I sleep under

1172
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 8: the dock on weekends doesn't mean I'm homeless. Actually I

1173
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 8: am sometimes, but I consider myself more of a flip

1174
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 8: flop philosopher. It was fun playing frisbee with your kids.

1175
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 8: Probably shouldn't have tried to catch one in my mouth though. Frisbee, Yeah,

1176
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 8: it was a little bit of a showboat move. Trying

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00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 8: to get your attention by sea dog in it.

1178
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, she was just happy that the kids were distracted.

1179
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 8: Dude, she wasn't pay you anyway. I finally got the

1180
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 8: courage to ask for your number. You told me to

1181
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 8: hold on because you needed to take your kids to

1182
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 8: the public bathroom to clean up, but sadly you never

1183
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 8: came back. You're probably shy like me. If you see this,

1184
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 8: you see this reply back and we can either meet

1185
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 8: at a Starbucks with free Wi Fi or down by

1186
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 8: the dock, but only on weekends during the week. I

1187
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 8: have an obligation to the state.

1188
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 7: Ah, you can do this.

1189
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 8: That's from Mick. Those were your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

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00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1191
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 8: Got a brand new player to the show today. Her

1192
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 8: name is Michelle and she works.

1193
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 7: In aviation fancy.

1194
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 8: Apparently on the tarmac helping getting those planes ready. Michelle,

1195
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 8: how you doing today?

1196
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 16: I'm doing great.

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00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,959
Speaker 1: Does the power ever go to your head that you're

1198
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: just allowed to walk out there?

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00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 9: Seriously? No, not really. It can be kind of dangerous

1200
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 9: sometimes maybe you get a little bit nervous.

1201
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 8: Do you actually go into any of the planes?

1202
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 9: Yes? I do. I go into the planes like at

1203
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 9: least two a day.

1204
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 8: Okay, because here's saying Brook's been obsessed with public restrooms lately,

1205
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 8: so in your opinion, she wants to know what airline

1206
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 8: has the best laboratories.

1207
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 9: You know what, I'm gonna just plug it. Alaska Airline.

1208
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 22: Oh, Alaska gets the shout out, So Brook's gonna Brooks

1209
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 22: leave in the studio, she is scheduling her next flight,

1210
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 22: and let's go over the rules here.

1211
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 8: Michelle. You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions

1212
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 8: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.

1213
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 8: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1214
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 8: to win. Are you ready?

1215
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 20: I am ready?

1216
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 8: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today's National Odometer Day.

1217
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 8: What does an odometer measure in your car?

1218
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 9: Your mouth?

1219
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 20: For hour?

1220
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 8: On an airplane? The highest ranking officer has four stripes,

1221
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 8: making them a captain. What rank has three stripes?

1222
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 9: Oh? Maybe a pass?

1223
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 8: What was Taylor Swift's first album called In hockey, if

1224
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 8: the same player scores three goals in the same match,

1225
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 8: it's known as a what as a as a what

1226
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 8: I said a turkey?

1227
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 5: A turkey?

1228
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 8: I think that's a bowling term, but maybe they would

1229
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 8: use it in hockey. Anyway, Brook's coming back into the studio.

1230
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 5: Here the definition of a cold turkey. All right, I

1231
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 5: don't too hard. She's back in the room.

1232
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 8: Okay. I made a really funny joke, Michelle. It says

1233
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 8: on my screener. I don't know if this is right.

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01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 8: Did you open up a store?

1235
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 18: Yes?

1236
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 20: I did.

1237
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 9: I just opened up my first store for my business.

1238
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: Joke.

1239
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 9: How vintage? I'm so excited.

1240
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 8: What do you sell?

1241
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 9: I sew vintage clothing, jackets, hat mainly go to Instagram.

1242
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 16: Please follow me, come check us out.

1243
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 7: I love it.

1244
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: If I win, I'll follow you.

1245
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 8: A lot is on the line here, Brooke. Are you ready?

1246
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 7: Yes?

1247
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today is National Odometer Day? What

1248
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 8: does an odometer measure? In your car?

1249
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 7: The miles you've driven on an airplane?

1250
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 8: The highest ranking officer has four stripes, making them a captain.

1251
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 8: What rank has three stripes?

1252
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 7: General?

1253
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 8: What was Taylor Swift's first album called Red? In hockey,

1254
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 8: if a player's wards three goals in the same match,

1255
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 8: it's known as what Patrick. The Crystal Company Swarowski has

1256
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 8: what bird as their famous logo peacock. Yeah, we're gonna

1257
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 8: find out all the answers in just a second. First,

1258
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 8: we're going over to the scoreboard with Jose. He was

1259
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 8: literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled.

1260
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 5: I was just trying to get a hog.

1261
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 15: Hillary, Now you got zero.

1262
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm following you.

1263
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 15: Now, yeah, and Brook gets the easy dog with two.

1264
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 9: Let's just helping to Yeah, good job Brook.

1265
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 8: Oh man. Michelle, that was a rough go, but it

1266
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 8: was just it was your first try. A lot of

1267
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 8: people kind of panic on the first time round. Let's

1268
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 8: go over the answers for everybody. It's National O dometer

1269
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 8: day and odometer measures the miles traveled in your car,

1270
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 8: So he did miles per hour? Is your b dominance?

1271
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 9: There we go.

1272
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 8: Couldn't give you that one, Michelle. On an airplane, the

1273
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 8: highest ranking officer is a cat. On an airplane, the

1274
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 8: highest ranking officers four strips, making them a captain. Below

1275
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 8: that three stripes, you'd have the first officer or co pilots.

1276
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,439
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm not so funny. I was like, I only

1277
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 9: know the abbreviation, so when you said captain, I'm like,

1278
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 9: it's an f O.

1279
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 20: But I didn't know this first officer.

1280
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 7: Stripes.

1281
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 8: Taylor Swift's first album was called Taylor swift trick. Question

1282
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 8: really clever with that one. In hockey, if the same

1283
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 8: player scores three goals in the same match, that's a

1284
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 8: hat trick. A lot of times will literally throw their

1285
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 8: hats down onto the ice. The game stars and the

1286
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 8: crystal company Swarovski has a swan as their logo represents

1287
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 8: beauty and eternal love elegance. So, Michelle, it was not

1288
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 8: enough to beat Brooke today, but the good news is

1289
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 8: just for playing you win a prize. In that prize

1290
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 8: is tickets to see Hip hop Icon Ludicrous at the

1291
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 8: Casino Thursday, July tenth. If you want your tickets, there's

1292
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 8: on sale now.

1293
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 9: Nice.

1294
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that does big hit single.

1295
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 7: You were really fun to play.

1296
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 9: With, Big brook Yeah, I'm really good.

1297
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 7: I don't say that just because you guys zero because

1298
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 7: you didn't get any right.

1299
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 5: It's fun winning.

1300
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, you really are a joy, Michelle. Make sure you

1301
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 8: come back and play again soon. Okay, you guys have

1302
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 8: a great We're gonna come back and do Windbrooks Vox

1303
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 8: same time tomorrow, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,