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Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And you know I

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Speaker 1: love reading the reviews.

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Speaker 2: But your mom left us three stars.

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Speaker 3: What the well?

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Speaker 4: She has a point. It's not that good.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, could you make up for that please? Is

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Speaker 1: that too needy? Maybe? But the full show starts right now.

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Speaker 4: We've got pizza news. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm serious. There's two big pizza chains starting two new

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Speaker 4: big things, not necessarily for promotions. I don't know how

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Speaker 4: to say it, but I want you to tell me.

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Speaker 4: Are you buying it? Or are you crying it? Begin

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Speaker 4: it works? Let's begin with Domino's. Okay, they're getting into

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Speaker 4: the mac and cheese business. Starting today, they'll be serving

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Speaker 4: two different versions of five cheese mac and cheese or

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Speaker 4: a six cheese mac and cheese. Why would you even

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Speaker 4: pick the five at that point? Getting yourself ripped off?

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Speaker 5: There like blue cheese or something.

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Speaker 6: Tastes of difference between five and six.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can taste the difference between

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Speaker 1: four and three.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm just kidding. It's a spicy buffalo five cheese

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Speaker 4: version or a regular one. Are you buying it or crying?

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Speaker 7: I'm shoving it.

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Speaker 2: In my face.

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Speaker 4: You're buying spot all right, Next time we got Pizza Hut.

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Speaker 4: They're planning to put your resume on a pizza box

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Speaker 4: to help you get a job, because they say this

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Speaker 4: time of year is called the September serge, where there's

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Speaker 4: an increase in job opportunities across the board, but seventy

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Speaker 4: percent of resumes are never even read. So this is

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Speaker 4: their idea to help get your name out.

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Speaker 6: It's printed on the front of the box and their

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Speaker 6: example is John Doe g O U G H like

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Speaker 6: pizza dough and it says.

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Speaker 2: Like the pizza that.

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Speaker 7: Sending a box of pizza before your interview.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, the people ordering Pizza Hut aren't usually in a

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Speaker 4: position to hire. And that's just my take. But you

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Speaker 4: guys buying this or crying it? Why I'm buying.

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Speaker 1: I think it's genius.

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Speaker 4: Jeff, with the attitude Brooke gave there, I'm saying, she's

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Speaker 4: crying it.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Broke is crying it. I am buying.

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Speaker 1: I'm so insulted by your Pizza Hut for some reason.

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Speaker 4: I'm buying the chockollar question of the day though, And uh,

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Speaker 4: they we're probably all going to be crying it as

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Speaker 4: soon as we get through with the trivia questions, So

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Speaker 4: let the tears flow.

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Speaker 8: Jake, it's time to bust out that giant bottle of

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Speaker 8: SPF seventy. Who you know why? It's National Redhead Appreciation.

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Speaker 6: Yeahs pumped a little redhead.

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Speaker 8: Over there, very frail fist pump. We're celebrating those among

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Speaker 8: us who are bold enough to rock ahead of fiery,

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Speaker 8: bright red blocks. And sometimes they get a bad rap.

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Speaker 4: He's a he's a ginger.

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Speaker 8: But contrary to what Brooks says on Twitter, they do

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Speaker 8: in fact have souls.

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Speaker 1: Why would you tweet that red hair I did die

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Speaker 1: my hair?

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Speaker 2: Red ones?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was That was a disaster.

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Speaker 8: And even though they are only two percent of the population,

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Speaker 8: they are one hundred percent the stars of today's shot

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Speaker 8: collar As we test your ginger knowledge during a special

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Speaker 8: Name that Flame edition of twenty of twenty. All right,

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you about a famous redhead from pop culture

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Speaker 8: or history. It could be real, it could be animated.

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Speaker 8: You just have to name them correctly to stay in

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Speaker 8: the game.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, We'll.

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Speaker 8: Start with the woman who single handedly ruined the good

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Speaker 8: reputation of redheads when she attempted to dye her hair

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Speaker 8: pink and failed. That's alexis.

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Speaker 9: We don't talk about that time of my.

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Speaker 4: Life for a reason.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 8: Alexis famous Redhead, a legendary comedian an actress known for

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Speaker 8: her famous nineteen sixties sitcom Sixties.

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Speaker 10: So no old girl with red hair, Girls, old gal.

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Speaker 11: Red hair.

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Speaker 7: Oh, you talk about this person this week recently?

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Speaker 4: You need a guess?

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Speaker 1: Alex talked about this person this week. I think it

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Speaker 1: was in one way when I named Reba and.

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Speaker 12: The shoe, it was from You're getting.

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Speaker 1: Oba Jaba.

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Speaker 8: Incorrect. I was looking for Lucille ball.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so it was the answer from a few she

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Speaker 7: is Lucy.

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Speaker 1: When do you Guessriba?

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Speaker 7: And answer was again, you're just going.

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Speaker 4: To guess Riba for every question for the rest of

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Speaker 4: the year.

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Speaker 1: The name of the shock, not even She is a

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Speaker 1: very famous person also has red hair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll be on the list. Shot, we're over to brook.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, your redhead is a British royal and the Duke

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Speaker 8: of Sussex.

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Speaker 6: Easy, Prince Harry is correct to this red hair.

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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, Jose, we're over to you.

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Speaker 7: I'm very nervous.

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Speaker 8: Your red head is an iconic Disney princess Dreams of Life.

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Speaker 7: On Land, Little Mermaid.

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Speaker 8: The Little Mermaid is correct.

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Speaker 4: You guys are fast.

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Speaker 8: We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jeffery.

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Speaker 8: Your Red Head is an Academy Award winning actress known

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Speaker 8: for her roles and Still Alice and Boogie Nights.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, doesn't she also drive in a mystery van

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Speaker 4: Daphney from Scooby Doo.

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Speaker 5: Oh she's not a blonde.

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Speaker 8: Daphney does have red hair, However, she is not an

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Speaker 8: Academy Award winning actress. I was looking for Julianne Moore.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, duh this time hearing that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like I think one Academy Awards.

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Speaker 7: One of those people.

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Speaker 1: Our friends.

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Speaker 4: He's mount on the red carpet together with the red Hair.

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Speaker 8: Let's go over to brook Brook. Your famous Redhead is

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Speaker 8: a sultry, glamorous redhead famous for saying I'm not bad,

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Speaker 8: I'm just drawn that way.

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Speaker 11: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I think I know who this is recognized. I think

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Speaker 8: Oh, I love Jessica Rabbit. Is that's correct? From Roger Rabbit.

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Speaker 7: My first crush and still a crush.

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Speaker 13: Okay, Jose we're over to you. Your Redhead is another

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Speaker 13: Oscar winning actress recognized for Zero Dark thirty Animated Actresses

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Speaker 13: and the Eyes of Tammy Fay.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I know this one. This is gonna I don't know

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Speaker 2: that you're gonna be able to get this one.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 11: Wilma from the Flintstone.

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Speaker 4: Classic Dark.

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Speaker 8: He's kind of really took me out of Zero Dark thirty.

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Speaker 8: Wilma Flintstone was there kiss it.

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Speaker 7: You know one.

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Speaker 12: I do want to go with Animated, just because you

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Speaker 12: got the gears churning. But I'm just gonna give a

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Speaker 12: shout out to family guy and Lois Griffin.

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Speaker 8: Lois Griffin is incorrect. I was looking for Jessica Chastain.

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Speaker 8: That means Brook You've won. Today's a redheaded edition.

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Speaker 2: Of the tire Hair.

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Speaker 8: Now, don't go to alexas person.

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Speaker 4: Somebody's gonna be singing. Someone's gonna be singing, thinging out

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Speaker 4: loud by Ed Sheeran, who's going.

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Speaker 6: To be I'm gonna go with Jeff. I don't have

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Speaker 6: any reason other than I like to see you hurt.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, And Dylan, I will be loving you too.

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Speaker 4: Seventy Colic Question of the Day, We got your phone

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Speaker 4: tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I rarely do this, but you need to head over

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Speaker 4: to our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey and check

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Speaker 4: out this pick. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Apparently the hottest thing in women's fashion might be four

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars designer boots that make it look like you

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Speaker 4: have horse hoofs. I'm showing the picture right now.

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Speaker 6: The bottoms even have a horse shoe on them, and

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Speaker 6: there's a tail.

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Speaker 4: There's a mane that's got a silk killing faux ponytail.

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Speaker 4: At the end, they describe it as full like fabulousness

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Speaker 4: in my country for cool gals with a flair for

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Speaker 4: horsing around. If you can lasso a pair of Alexander

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Speaker 4: McQueen's new hoof boot and black, consider yourself ready to

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Speaker 5: I want to hear the sound of them.

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Speaker 12: Also, I want them to come out with human shoes

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Speaker 12: for horses now.

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Speaker 4: One TikTok commenter said, what in the Shrek and Donkey

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Speaker 4: is going on here? Alexander mc and While a lot

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Speaker 4: of people were poking foot at the horseshoes, for appearance

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Speaker 4: and price. They are almost sold out, with only one

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Speaker 6: Can you imagine in the women's restroom and all of

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Speaker 6: a sudden you hear the horse.

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Speaker 2: What is in here?

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Speaker 4: Somebody's brushing the main I bet you didn't think that

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Speaker 4: you're gonna get some hot couture fashion news this morning,

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Speaker 4: but you're welcome you just did. For more ridiculous tales

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Speaker 4: from the headlines, Laser Stories is coming up next.

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Speaker 11: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that was just voted North Korea's

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Speaker 6: Why do I feel like we just started World War three?

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Speaker 4: I know, just like he intended.

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Speaker 7: Let's get to your thing, and He's like, come on,

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Speaker 7: get to the lazer.

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Speaker 4: Let's get to your first laser story out of Oklahoma.

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Speaker 8: Okay.

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Speaker 4: If you've ever been on a cross country road trip

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Speaker 4: with young children, you know, the car can get nasty.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but that's nothing for these people. The Oklahoma

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Speaker 4: State Fair hosted a bizarre contest called Stinkin' CenTra stink

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Speaker 4: in CenTra, Okay, where four finalists had to sit in

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Speaker 4: a car for days and the last one remaining would

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Speaker 4: win that car. Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 6: You know radio, When I very first started in radio,

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Speaker 6: to win it.

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Speaker 4: It was it was a and you didn't even a

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Speaker 5: I did it.

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Speaker 1: I just had to sit outside. Make sure they'd followed rules.

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Speaker 8: Minimum wave.

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Speaker 4: Well, at least that contest had rules. This one, there

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Speaker 4: really weren't it many rules. They could leave every three

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Speaker 4: out of the car.

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Speaker 4: You apparently aren't allowed to bring anything into the car either.

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Speaker 4: But when there was just two guys remaining, one of

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Speaker 4: Well, I say would have broken these Chris, he was mad,

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Speaker 5: The other you should have laughed and like thrown his who.

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Speaker 5: I love these and once again my.

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Speaker 2: Wo wow, my mom was so anti trampoline. I'm still.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote for the trampoline, just despite my mother.

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Speaker 4: You can find the link to that on our Insta

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Speaker 4: the four selected winners were for twenty twenty three baseball cards,

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Speaker 4: Cabbage Patch Kids, the Fisher Price Corn Popper, and nurf.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, was the corn popper like the stick thing

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Speaker 6: Yeah, where's the remote controlled Porsche?

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Speaker 4: Next? Laser story is out of Sweet Tooth season, candy

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Speaker 7: My gosh, and.

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Speaker 4: If that sounds like every other fall product that you've

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Speaker 4: One fruit blogger said, the new Eminem's are one hundred

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Speaker 1: Chocolates better when they're like seasonal colors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can get them for the next couple of

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Speaker 4: Challenge for Jose coming up this October. This next laser

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Speaker 4: story is out of Toptown, USA. You really shouldn't judge

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Speaker 4: what's a mispronounced word that immediately makes you think that

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Speaker 4: did a poll that got thousands of responses. Here were

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know if you say it without an accent.

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Speaker 4: Library, Yeah, no, it's library, get it right.

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Speaker 6: Number is just going to be a list of Jeff

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Speaker 6: Forting us and how we speak.

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Speaker 11: Well.

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Speaker 4: The English language is sacred, but you guys can crap

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Speaker 4: all over it if you want. Number six, fahidas with

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Speaker 2: It the worst.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but some people mess it up.

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Speaker 2: I think for real.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Number five anything that starts with an es sound, but

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Speaker 4: you make it an X sound Expresso like expresso, escape,

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Speaker 4: et cetera.

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Speaker 2: She said, I think I do that on all of them.

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Speaker 4: Number four mispronounced word that immediately makes you think that

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Speaker 5: Adilla, Yeah, we always say it as a joke.

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Speaker 4: Number three Chipotle. If people say chipolete or CHIPOLTI.

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Speaker 4: Choto a joke. Guys are embarrassing. Number two the words

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Speaker 4: specifically said pacifically. Oh, that's annoy And the number one

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Speaker 2: I heard it.

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Speaker 7: Texting the word idiot to seventy five.

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Speaker 4: It makes you look especially dumb when you say it wrong. Frustrated,

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Speaker 4: but you say it as frustrated speaking of someone after

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Speaker 4: you go to the dentist, speaking of someone who is

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Speaker 4: absolutely frustated. This guy especially, he had to wait outside

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Speaker 4: j C. Penny for the new shipment of high heeled

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Speaker 4: pumps for almost a week. I don't have the heart

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Speaker 4: to tell him they closed last year. So that's how

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again the same time.

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Speaker 11: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Is it me or is courtship just not as romantic

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Speaker 4: as it used to be?

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Speaker 2: Nobody calls it courtship.

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Speaker 16: That's part of the reason why it's not as romantic.

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Speaker 4: I see, because back in my day, if.

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Speaker 16: You wanted to let a goal, no you fancied her,

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Speaker 16: you'd just whistle ladder as you cruised by you in

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Speaker 16: your Cadillac El Dorado and tell her to meet you

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Speaker 16: at the Old Barm dance and tell her to bring

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Speaker 16: a pot of Kelly's hand jello salad.

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Speaker 2: And that was that.

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Speaker 1: You can do all of that as you drive by.

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Speaker 16: That's right, because we cared noadays. You gotta swipe this

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Speaker 16: way and swipe that way, and you snapchat him a

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Speaker 16: photo after you shave your whole body with arrows pointing

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Speaker 16: to the places.

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Speaker 4: To show which ones are stars. And then you gotta right.

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Speaker 16: Just like on those car mears, things might not look

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Speaker 16: as big as they appear, but touch me they are.

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Speaker 16: You ain't gonna be complaining when you see it, misdating

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Speaker 4: He does have a point. Yeah, you'll hear just how

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Speaker 4: sad modern courtship has gotten when we play messages from

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Speaker 4: a brand new loser line.

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Speaker 2: Because I don't know I could take three more minutes

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Speaker 4: You're seem ashamed coming up? What's up with you?

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Speaker 11: Ant?

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Speaker 17: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 11: It's the loser line?

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Speaker 4: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 4: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup line on you. Roses are red,

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Speaker 4: violets are fine, phivey the six? Will you be the nine?

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Speaker 6: They laugh at whatever you do.

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Speaker 4: Don't tell him math is not your strong suits?

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Speaker 2: Are you two always thirteen year old boys?

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Speaker 7: They don't get.

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Speaker 4: Instead, tell him that you'd like to add you plus

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Speaker 4: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 18: Next message, ky Awed, obviously sorry it took me a

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Speaker 18: little bit to call you back. But I actually have

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Speaker 18: thinking that it makes sense that I move over to

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Speaker 19: Looking at rings for me.

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Speaker 17: I have a pinterest page.

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Speaker 1: It's public.

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Speaker 18: You can find it to see exactly the type of

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Speaker 18: brains that I like. And I'm thinking that sounds good

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Speaker 18: for the six month march. So coming back and you

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Speaker 18: get this bye next message?

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Speaker 4: Why is she moving so slow? Not much in the

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Speaker 4: baby names? I mean, does she even like him?

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Speaker 12: How is she this far advancing the real relationship and

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Speaker 12: she doesn't even have his real phone numbers?

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Speaker 19: You know what?

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Speaker 1: A lot of questions.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sounds like a Matchma.

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Speaker 20: Look I know it's been a few days and that

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Speaker 20: you had to wait and everything, and let's be honest,

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Speaker 20: I mean you would have waited a lot longer because

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Speaker 20: I'm thinking. I'm thinking that we're going to go over

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Speaker 20: to your place at some point. You're going to cook

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Speaker 20: then I'm going to rock your world. So let's just

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Speaker 20: get this together. You've never met anybody like me. As

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Speaker 20: you said, I was incredible. You said that was amazing.

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Speaker 20: So I cannot wait to do this give me a call.

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Speaker 20: I'm here and let's make it happen.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know Prince Charming could get the loser line.

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Speaker 7: Odd.

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Speaker 12: I can hear her giving him the number, going, you're incredible,

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Speaker 12: You're amazing.

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Speaker 4: Call.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Guy just watched a YouTube tutorial on how to have

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Speaker 4: You're saying that it's work. Speaking of being one of

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Speaker 4: a kind, Maybe head on over to the Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey TikTok page today. I promise you nobody out there

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Speaker 6: If you at the end of what you're about to say,

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Speaker 6: I am not going to be happy.

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Speaker 4: Going on jeff Well, some are saying that maybe no

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Speaker 4: one's doing what we're doing, because that's for a reason.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to believe it's because we're innovators, innovators looking

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Speaker 4: towards the future with faces made for radio. Be brave,

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Speaker 4: be curious, and experiment with all four of us at

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Speaker 4: once at Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok Curious.

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Speaker 1: I endorse that back to the Clipse.

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Speaker 10: Hey, gosh, okay, look, I know I try to go

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Speaker 10: out with you, but if I'm being fully honest, god,

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Speaker 10: I only said that because your friends were like right there,

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Speaker 10: You know.

452
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Speaker 6: So I'm really.

453
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Speaker 11: Sorry, like truly, I do feel bad.

454
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Speaker 10: But maybe instead of a date with me, I can

455
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Speaker 10: just like I don't know, demo U, maybe ten bucks.

456
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 10: I mean, just I feel bad, so you can buy

457
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 10: yourself a drink. So yeah, if you want to check

458
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 10: me your handle, I can send that over. But but seriously, like,

459
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 10: don't give up like you do. Seem nice, It's just

460
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 10: not for me.

461
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Speaker 6: This is almost a case where the two of them

462
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Speaker 6: each gave each other.

463
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Speaker 4: It's a victory for men everywhere. Yeah, she thinks that

464
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 4: she's better than him, and then he burns her with

465
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Speaker 4: a loser line number.

466
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Speaker 1: And he missed out on ten dollars.

467
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Speaker 4: That's true.

468
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Speaker 2: Alexis going to try to call her too.

469
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sad, give me the ten dollars.

470
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Speaker 3: Yeah, next message.

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Speaker 21: Hey, Jen, it's just calling because I was thinking about

472
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Speaker 21: our conversation earlier tonight. And I know, like it's very

473
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 21: early for us, like super super early. But you know,

474
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Speaker 21: if we did end up like having a baby together.

475
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Speaker 3: I will I would just wanted to.

476
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Speaker 21: Do a twenty three and meet test, you know, just

477
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 21: so we can make sure there's no like shared family history,

478
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 21: you know, because sorry, Like I know, I know this

479
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 21: sounds weird to say since we haven't even kissed now,

480
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Speaker 21: and I'm already jumping to that.

481
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Speaker 3: But actually this, this, this happened to.

482
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Speaker 21: My sister and they found out after the marriage, so

483
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Speaker 21: I could I could prove it to you by showing

484
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Speaker 21: you pictures of our kids. But I just hope I'm

485
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Speaker 21: not win the car before the horse here. I just

486
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Speaker 21: thought it would be a good idea to lay down

487
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Speaker 21: some ground holes. Otherwise I really can't wait to see

488
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Speaker 21: you unless you're my sister.

489
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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you want to have a baby with that

490
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Speaker 1: man and his family?

491
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Ruined?

492
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

493
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Speaker 4: It is an example of every conversation that happens at

494
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 4: Brooks family reunions. Before we go behind this barn and

495
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 4: do stuff to make God cray, Why don't we check

496
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 4: on each other's genialogy?

497
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 5: All right, but you check before you do.

498
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Speaker 4: It's responsible.

499
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Speaker 5: It's responsible important.

500
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Speaker 4: If you want something really terrifying, let me show you

501
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Speaker 4: my fami least Christmas card. Remember, listen to loser line

502
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 4: regularly at this time every week, and make sure you

503
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Speaker 4: subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok game freaking hear

504
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 4: all of your favorite loser lines right there. We're gonna

505
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 4: do a phone tap.

506
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Speaker 11: Right after this breaking Jeffrey in the morning today.

507
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Speaker 4: We call the guy.

508
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Speaker 2: Well, that's good, jeff.

509
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Speaker 4: You guys want more information.

510
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 7: Said that, I've.

511
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: Been trying to kick you guys out for years. I'm

512
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 2: still here.

513
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 4: Well, if you're interested. He signed up for a matchmaking service,

514
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 4: so hasn't had a lot of luck on the dating

515
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 4: apps bumble hinge et cetera. Not produce the desired results.

516
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 4: So he decided a few months ago to hire a matchmaker,

517
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 4: and that actually hasn't gone very well either until now,

518
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 4: because we're about to tell him the good news. Well

519
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 4: kind of in your phone tab right now. Another Hello, Hello,

520
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 4: is this allan?

521
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

522
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 5: Who's going I'm calling.

523
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 22: From Love Matchmakers. My name is Cody, Cody Pendant. Okay,

524
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 22: you've been working with Angela as your matchmaking consultant, right,

525
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 22: but I'm her assistant. She's out of town right now

526
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 22: on a silent retreat. I think she mentioned that, No

527
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 22: she didn't. Oh, well she is enjoying herself. If you're wondering,

528
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 22: you got to see her tan, which she gets back.

529
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 22: I just got some pictures. Anyways, I'm calling because I

530
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 22: have been authorized to.

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Speaker 5: Give you good news.

532
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: Okay, that's great.

533
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 5: I don't know how to say this, but I think

534
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 5: we did it.

535
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 4: We found the one.

536
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,479
Speaker 3: What are you joking?

537
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 22: No, No, she's professional, she's beautiful, she meets all the criteria.

538
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 5: You're gonna be so impressed.

539
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 23: Well, I mean, I've been waiting and paying, so I'm

540
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 23: ready to let's go.

541
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Speaker 22: Sure have and it all paid off because congratulations, you're

542
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 22: in a relationship.

543
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Speaker 8: Alan, you have a girlfriend?

544
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Speaker 23: Wait, yay, well all right, I guess you found it match.

545
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 23: We clearly haven't met. I don't know if we're in

546
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 23: a relationship yet.

547
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 4: No, silly you are.

548
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,479
Speaker 5: I took care of everything.

549
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 22: I have all the paperwork at her bedside, so it's

550
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 22: a done deal.

551
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 5: You two are a couple.

552
00:27:59,400 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 3: I checked.

553
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 5: Okay, she toates knows.

554
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 3: Who is this person?

555
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 22: Well, her name is Barbara, And let's just say you're lucky.

556
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 22: I'm on the job because I did some creative thinking

557
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 22: and I went back for our old roster, and wouldn't

558
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 22: you know, there's one woman, single and available and in

559
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 22: the hospital right now, teporarily?

560
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Speaker 3: What Barbara did you say in the hospital.

561
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Speaker 5: It's just a little snaffoo. But you heard me when

562
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 5: I just said temporarily right?

563
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Speaker 3: What are you talking about? What does that mean?

564
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 5: Technically she's been in a coma for just.

565
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Speaker 4: A few years.

566
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Speaker 3: You've gotta be kidding me.

567
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: But signs look good. I saw the monitor and it.

568
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 22: Was beeping and jumping and skipping, and you just got

569
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Speaker 22: great energy.

570
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Speaker 3: I don't understand what this means you you've matched me

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Speaker 3: with someone unconscious in the hospital.

572
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Speaker 17: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 22: You could say that, or you could focus on the

575
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Speaker 22: word match.

576
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Speaker 5: Because I found you someone angel.

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Speaker 3: It never would have okayed this? But why are you

578
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Speaker 3: in charge?

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Speaker 22: I'm sorry, I'm not really understanding what the problem is here,

580
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 22: because like I'm doing my job.

581
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Speaker 5: No, if you have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: This is the weirdest you look. I've been with you

583
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Speaker 3: people for months. I've been paying you a fair amount

584
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Speaker 3: of money. You found me nobody, and now I'm getting

585
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: a call from some rando I've never even met, telling

586
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Speaker 3: me that you found me a coma piient. Literally, what

587
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Speaker 3: the are you talking about?

588
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Speaker 17: Okay?

589
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 22: It sounds like you're frustrated, and that's on me. I

590
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 22: maybe I did not tell you enough about her. She

591
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 22: does have a lot of hobbies. She loves sleeping, and

592
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Speaker 22: she loves like milkshakes and liquid meals.

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Speaker 3: That struck you as a good match for me, Sleepy

594
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Speaker 3: milkshake lady.

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Speaker 22: You know what if she had a dating profile, that

596
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 22: would be kind of a catchy name.

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Speaker 5: You're smart, we should work together.

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Speaker 3: I don't. So what am I supposed to? Coldest lady?

599
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Speaker 3: What do you want from me? Well?

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Speaker 22: I could give you her number, but she's not gonna

601
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Speaker 22: pick up a little occupied me. But what I did

602
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Speaker 22: is I went ahead and got a greeting card.

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Speaker 5: I already feel it out in your name, so when.

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Speaker 4: She wakes up, no, I may cry no.

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Speaker 22: And the fact that she is an older lady at

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Speaker 22: seventy two years old.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, what she's gonna appreciate it even.

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Speaker 3: More how thoughtful you were seven two?

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Speaker 8: She sure is.

610
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 5: And once her grandkids leave the room, you two can

611
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 5: have your first day.

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Speaker 8: Aren't you excited to be at grandpa? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Papa alan okay, I am papa. Not only that, I

614
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 3: will be demanding all the money back you idiots have

615
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 3: done nothing for me. You've strung me along for months

616
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 3: and months, and now you set me up with an

617
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Speaker 3: unconscious senior citizen and you think that's my bet match.

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Speaker 22: Excuse me, after all the trouble I went through helping

619
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Speaker 22: your friend Matt to frank you, and this is what

620
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Speaker 22: I get.

621
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Speaker 5: What I should be the one upset because this is.

622
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Speaker 22: Actually Joisey for Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. And

623
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Speaker 22: I'm very mad at you right now. Whoa All right,

624
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 22: wait a second, bro, I told you it's a prank,

625
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 22: like this is all for fun.

626
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 3: I yeah, that's that's great, Thank you.

627
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 5: It's cool. You can laugh now. It's just a radio thing.

628
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: Woo radio thing.

629
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Speaker 1: All right.

630
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: Well, good for that and good for you that.

631
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 5: Well, it's supposed to be good for you man. And Barbara.

632
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 5: Oh dude, we haven't talked about Barbara. Huh you silver Savage.

633
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 5: I see you over there, old Barbara.

634
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 3: I will tell you I am a week away from

635
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: taking that date.

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Speaker 8: No, you leave Barbara alone.

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00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 5: She's a sweet lady. Okay, wake up.

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00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 11: Every morning was fu Taps week on the twenties, Brooke

639
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Speaker 11: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 4: Apparently there's this international trend happening where singles are now

641
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 4: meeting without using dating apps, and this particular idea just

642
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 4: made its way over here. Started in Spain aka the

643
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 4: Cradle of Lust, yeah, and ended up in Detroit the

644
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 4: Armpit of Rust. But apparently it works, and you can't

645
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 4: participate unless you have a grocery cart with you. It's

646
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 4: very strange but kind of hot, and it's coming up

647
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 4: in your brand new Second Date update. Right after this

648
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 4: Second Date updated, we got an email from a woman

649
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: who says people in her area aren't really using Bumble

650
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 4: or Tinder anymore. Use it not even my favorite app, Clinger,

651
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 4: where personal space is just myth.

652
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Speaker 6: At least everybody on the app are you imagine your

653
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 6: knock at your door, immediately find your fellow codependence cleaner.

654
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Speaker 4: But she says she's found a more unique way to

655
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Speaker 4: meet guys. And we've heard of these types of movements

656
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 4: before where people are like trying to move away from

657
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Speaker 4: the apps in favor of other methods. So let's talk

658
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 4: to her and find out what she did. Her name

659
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 4: is Mandy. Mandy, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Hey guys, Hey, you're so cute and fun and like

661
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Speaker 6: you did something fun to meet some guys.

662
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Speaker 4: She said, Hey, how did you get that from?

663
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 19: Hey?

664
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Speaker 11: You did it?

665
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Speaker 3: You?

666
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Speaker 4: You sound perfect for Clinger Brooks. So tell us about

667
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 4: this guy that you met and how you met him.

668
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Speaker 4: What's your strategy now?

669
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Speaker 19: Oh my goodness, So I'm loving not being on dating apps.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's really been a game changer for you.

671
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Speaker 19: Huh, it really has. And there was this TikTok movement

672
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 19: going around and I want to say it started in

673
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Speaker 19: Spain and it's where singles meet up at a grocery store.

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Speaker 19: So like you'll you'll have a store and you have

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Speaker 19: a time, and they usually see a huge turnout, like

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Speaker 19: sixty to seventy people take punt in it at a store.

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Speaker 2: It like, how do you find when the meet.

678
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 7: Up feeling's see you guys at checkstands?

679
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 6: I'd be the person not invited to the grocery store

680
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 6: for some reason.

681
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 8: Brooks is already there.

682
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's going on?

683
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 19: So it is a movement on TikTok, So like people

684
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 19: will just kind of post the store name and time,

685
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 19: and they'll get reposted and reposted, and then people just

686
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 19: seem like not exactly this, but like I've seen people

687
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 19: go on and they'll be like, I think this bar

688
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 19: would be fun for singles.

689
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: Go this Friday night and it's like a popular barn

690
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: and go viral and we're doing grocery stores and stuff.

691
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 5: You can just say yeah, exactly makes sense.

692
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 7: Like if you're going to do it, you share it.

693
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 6: Well, if you watch any video where it says hot

694
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 6: singles might be here, I feel like you're into it.

695
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 4: I see a lot of those websites, and so a

696
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 4: bunch of people go to the grocery store hoping to

697
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 4: meet someone. Right, we can go to.

698
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 6: The meat section because that.

699
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 7: I'm thirsty.

700
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 4: Mandy tell us how it works. What happens once you're

701
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 4: in the store.

702
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 19: Then here's where it gets a little lake saucy. So

703
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 19: you go and you get a pineapple. Okay, it's okay,

704
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 19: it's not like that.

705
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: Why is it that fruit?

706
00:34:59,440 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 11: You know?

707
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: I wonder the.

708
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 19: Same thing, like you couldn't have chosen a different fruit,

709
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 19: but whatever, Okay, upside down, which I know runs like

710
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 19: rampant with that other.

711
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're going to the right.

712
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 3: Here?

713
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 4: Shut up? I'm loving this idea more and more. Keep going,

714
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 4: it's true.

715
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 19: Then you put it upside down your cart and then

716
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 19: you go over to where the wine is and you

717
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 19: grab a bottle of wine.

718
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: Is there a little bowl?

719
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 4: Okay? You got an upside down pineapple and some wine?

720
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 19: Yes, And you check out who's around You see if

721
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 19: they have the same items in theirs. And if you

722
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 19: see somebody who kind of tickles your fancy so speak,

723
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 19: give them a light bump with your cart.

724
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 2: Tips over. We're bumping carts.

725
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 12: I will say this, this can be subtle because even

726
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 12: if you don't see someone at first, you could just

727
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 12: wander around.

728
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 5: Looks like do you have to wander.

729
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: Every question though?

730
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: If you bump someone, do they bump you back?

731
00:35:59,520 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 4: Like?

732
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: How do they run away with cars?

733
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 19: If they're not interested? They could you know, just oh sorry,

734
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 19: excuse me and walk away.

735
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So bumping carts is the equivalent of swiping basically exactly. Okay,

736
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 4: So who did you bump upside down pineapple wine?

737
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 3: Right?

738
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: We're all following who was it?

739
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 19: That is how I'm me mark my.

740
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 11: Right?

741
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: And then how do you how do you turn that

742
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: into a date?

743
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 19: Well, once we bumped, then we exchanged information. We actually

744
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 19: got together and we went to a wine bar and

745
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 19: it was it was really nice, like we just got

746
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 19: to sit down and really talk, and there wasn't all

747
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 19: that anxiety that you would normally feel because you've already

748
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 19: seen them, so you're not worried that they're lying on

749
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 19: their dating apps.

750
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, kind of preapproved looking at you know, nothing.

751
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 4: About anxiety tends to go down after you bump carts

752
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 4: with What did you like about Mark when you were

753
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 4: hanging out with him?

754
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 19: You know, I just I liked that he's really funny

755
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 19: and he's a he's an animal lover, and which is

756
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 19: yeah exactly, and I mean he's just he seemed very genuine.

757
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 6: So did you get the vibe that you guys were

758
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 6: going to do this again, You're going to see each other.

759
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 19: Yeah? Yeah, And that's the weirdest thing. Like he walked

760
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 19: me home you know we can't and then gone.

761
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: Done and then done now you said, And then he

762
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: was gone.

763
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 4: He ran away after the kids.

764
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: He's like, oh my.

765
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 12: God, I have wine breath and then he runs away.

766
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 19: Maybe he had to go get another pineapple.

767
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: Interesting.

768
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 6: So have you called him or texted him or are

769
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 6: you waiting for him?

770
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 3: No?

771
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 19: I did. I called him and I texted and I've

772
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 19: got nothing.

773
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 4: Have you been back to the grocery store to see

774
00:37:59,080 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 4: if he's.

775
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 19: Still like, reason, well, I haven't seen a name or

776
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 19: time come up for another one. Oh okay, Like I

777
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 19: had been doing this for a little while and he

778
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 19: was my first thump.

779
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 4: Wow, you never forget your first upside down? So how

780
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 4: long has it been since you and Mark went on

781
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 4: that date.

782
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 19: It's been about two weeks.

783
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a while.

784
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, long enough that he should have reached out.

785
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 15: Yeah.

786
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 4: Sorry, Okay, Well, let's call him in find out what

787
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 4: he has to say. We're gonna come back and do

788
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 4: your second date update. I put in my Instacart order already,

789
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 4: so we'll be back. We'll do it right after this

790
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 4: hold on second date update. I am never going to

791
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 4: shop for groceries the same ever again. After this call

792
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 4: with man, do you enebled?

793
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 6: I am going to be just eyeballing eagle eye who

794
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 6: who's in here?

795
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 4: Because Mandy told us about a strange new dating ritual

796
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 4: that apparently started with singles in Spain and now it's

797
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 4: come over to the US where people will show up

798
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 4: at a grocery store like a lot of people, they

799
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 4: take all the pineapples, put them in carts upside down.

800
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 4: And meet in the wine section, then start bumping each

801
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: other just show interest.

802
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 19: And this is.

803
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 4: Wink definitely not a swinger, even though it sounds like

804
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 4: it to literally every person on the planet, except for

805
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 4: our listener Mandy, because she ended up meeting a guy

806
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 4: named Mark there.

807
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: And she only been out with Mark.

808
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 4: Yes, owas instead of everybody with pineapple, just with Mark.

809
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 4: They went out, had a really good time and this

810
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 4: was her first grocery store bump. Sessh. But we never

811
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 4: asked what about Mark, Mandy, did you discuss that has

812
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 4: he bumped before?

813
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 19: He said he had? Okay, she and a girl had

814
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 19: gone out a few times after they had a bump.

815
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: Second, it's crazy how successful this is with people.

816
00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 7: What's it like when?

817
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 12: And it just sounds like a hundred shopping cars crashing

818
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 12: in the corner store.

819
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 6: Even more fascinating is how confused the produce man must

820
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 6: be pineapples and now they don't want but they're back,

821
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 6: and there's.

822
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 4: Clearly a lot of questions that we have and.

823
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 7: She's a rookie can't answer.

824
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, the only person that can is the tropical fruit

825
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 4: stud that we're about to call here. Hopefully we'll squeeze

826
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 4: some answers out of him.

827
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 1: Can we call him mister Chiquita?

828
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 7: What's his name?

829
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 6: Okay, Pineapple Mark.

830
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 4: We'll just call him Mark until we get more from him.

831
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 4: But let's just dial and see if he picks up first.

832
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 4: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Mark?

833
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 17: Yeah?

834
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 4: Hey Mark. I'm not sure if you're ready for this,

835
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 4: but you are on a radio show right now. We're

836
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

837
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

838
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 4: Boy, have we been dying to talk to you?

839
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, seriously, so many questions.

840
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 4: I'm sorry sorry, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

841
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to like scare you.

842
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 7: We're a whole show, bro, Yes, four of us.

843
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: We have a radio show and we do a podcast.

844
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm jeff and have you heard everybody else? So

845
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 4: I'd like to tell who. So we want to ask

846
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 4: you a little bit, if it's okay about your dating life,

847
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 4: because we heard that you met a woman the other

848
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 4: day at the grocery store named Mandy.

849
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 17: Oh she told you about that?

850
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're going to be.

851
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 8: Embarrassed, bro.

852
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 7: We think it's really interesting.

853
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

854
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 6: She told us all about like the TikTok trend of

855
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 6: going to the grocery store at the same time, Like

856
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 6: a call goes out to hot singles and everybody shows

857
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 6: up and puts pineapples in their car.

858
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 8: You like, bump their cardial.

859
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently you bumped with Mandy and she liked it.

860
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

861
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, I have. I have a couple of friends that

862
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 17: they're doing this trend, and they told me you should,

863
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 17: uh see what it's about.

864
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

865
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 17: A couple of times I met Mandy and I don't

866
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 17: know she. I thought she was cool.

867
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 4: Okay, that's good.

868
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 2: That's a good start, cool.

869
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 4: Enough to take out on a actual date to a

870
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 4: wine bar. We heard we went out.

871
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 17: It's just uh, towards the end of the date, like

872
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 17: a weird thing happened.

873
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 4: I don't know.

874
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 17: She told you guys about it.

875
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 6: Weirder than the grocery store things you're supposed to.

876
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 2: Was it not a good kiss?

877
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 17: I walked her home and we kissed and it was

878
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 17: really great. But I take her to her door and

879
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 17: she reaches into her purse and pulls out an envelope.

880
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 5: Okay, is this Hogwarts letter?

881
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 17: I'm walking away thinking that this is a thank you

882
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 17: for the night kind of letter. So I get to

883
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 17: my car and I opened this letter and it says

884
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 17: thank you for this lovely date, and then under it

885
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 17: it says, here is my pre and post date expenses.

886
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 7: H wait, it's an invoice.

887
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 3: Yeah to what? There was makeup?

888
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 17: There was the petticue or things like that.

889
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: She needed her toes painted to go to a wine bar.

890
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: I just put on close to old shoes, Okay.

891
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 17: Like I thought. I didn't know that this was part

892
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 17: of it.

893
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 2: That's insane.

894
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 17: Her Venmo was on there. There was a Venmo barcode.

895
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: Handle to maybe a guy you don't like more than

896
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: someone where it actually went. Well, why would.

897
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 6: You would, especially because didn't you pay for the wine bar?

898
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 17: Yeah? Well I paid for everything, I thought, Okay, I'll

899
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 17: treat her to a date. That's normal. I just didn't

900
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 17: know that.

901
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 4: You did not pay for everything, okay. Or maybe he

902
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 4: didn't have enough money to pay for the ven thing.

903
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: So come on, what is she having to buy new

904
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: makeup for the date? Please? Everything does run out at

905
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 1: the same time. Don't get me started.

906
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 4: Of theoreticals. We don't know the true story. The only

907
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 4: one that does is Mandy, who is on the other

908
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 4: line listening to this call right now, Mark and wanting

909
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: to talk to you.

910
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 11: Mark. Oh girl, indeed, I.

911
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 19: Didn't realize that was what bothered.

912
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 4: You, because so you admit that you invoiced him for

913
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 4: everything before and during the date.

914
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 19: Well, I went out, I got my makeup done, and

915
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 19: I got my hair done, I got a new outfit.

916
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: You shouldn't put that much into for a man, just.

917
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 17: Saying I didn't ask you to do any of that.

918
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 17: And I had no idea that there was a bill

919
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 17: attached to our dating culture.

920
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 19: You were in instant that you wanted to go out

921
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 19: and that you.

922
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 17: Want to pay, And I wanted to say, but to

923
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 17: give me the receipts. It was just it was impersonal.

924
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 17: I didn't feel right about it. I walked away feeling good, thinking,

925
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 17: oh cool, I got a cute envelope with a note

926
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 17: instead I had a receipt.

927
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 3: What are you doing?

928
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 4: I mean a letter does kind of make it more

929
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 4: personal in a way, does it? She took the time

930
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 4: to write it.

931
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 19: Indeed, you know it's one of those things. I didn't

932
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 19: see that as a big deal.

933
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 6: Have you had other men actually fork up the cash

934
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 6: for these invoices?

935
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: Because my guess is this isn't your first time.

936
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 19: Yeah, no, I've got before, and I've never had any

937
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 19: roken legs.

938
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 4: Really, maybe in the pineapple community the standards for payment

939
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 4: are a little bit different.

940
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 12: I just admit, though, if I went on a date

941
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 12: with a girl and it went well, and I wanted

942
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 12: to see her again, and she built me fifty bucks

943
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:53,959
Speaker 12: and be.

944
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 9: Like, Okay, oh, no, afford it, I can take care

945
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 9: of I don't think she's thinking about that when she

946
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 9: said I just like, these are expenses about just being

947
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 9: an adult that you just have to incur, Like, this

948
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 9: is just life expenses that you got to take on yourself.

949
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 19: Do you don't you feel that we're getting a little

950
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,479
Speaker 19: screwed over by the amount of money we have to pay.

951
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: It's like kind of a shared thing. You both put

952
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 4: in your effort and your money. Mandy, is there a

953
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 4: way that maybe going forward, you could see not doing

954
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 4: the invoice or at least giving him a discount on

955
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 4: the things that.

956
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 19: If it's going to make you feel more comfortable if

957
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 19: we got again, you know, we can go Dutch.

958
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 4: Dutch on the date or on the pre date expenses

959
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 4: on all the expenses.

960
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't even understand what that means.

961
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it means she pays for half and he pays

962
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 4: for half what he pays for one foot, he pays

963
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 4: for the other foot.

964
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 2: I got it.

965
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: Be you paid for your own crap like when the

966
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: bill comes.

967
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 4: No, that's not how modern pineapple dating works. Bro get

968
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: up with the times market. Sounds like she's trying to

969
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 4: be reasonable with you, offering a pretty significant discount on

970
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 4: the rates that you have to pay, so I would

971
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 4: give her another chance.

972
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 7: This is like when you tell a.

973
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 12: Company you're going to cancel and they give you that

974
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 12: last offer exactly one trial.

975
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: Is it too late to go Dutch on the first bill?

976
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: Or are we just talking about the second bill?

977
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 4: If you know, we're not in charge of the entire

978
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 4: financial landscape, we're in charge of is paying for the

979
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 4: date that you go on because we will offer to

980
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 4: fund it for you. Mark, if you'll see Mandy one

981
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 4: more time.

982
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 17: If you're willing to talk about splitting things down the

983
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 17: line down the middle between you and I in the future,

984
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 17: then I don't see a reason not to No reason.

985
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Spreadsheets, Excel, you need to keep her seats.

986
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: Mark.

987
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: Okay, if you get a haircut.

988
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 6: You gotta remember see how many pumps the foundations she's

989
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 6: using account numbers.

990
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 4: This is some sexy talk that we're having on the

991
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 4: show right now. But Mark, here, is that a yes

992
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 4: from you?

993
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 17: That's a yes from me.

994
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 2: That is shocking.

995
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 4: Did not see that coming. But congratulations, Mandy, you got

996
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,479
Speaker 4: yourself another date.

997
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 19: Well, thank you guys very much. Mark. Once you then

998
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 19: mommy the for the first date, we can schedule a

999
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 19: second date.

1000
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Mandy, I thought you were nuts, but now

1001
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 6: I'm thinking I want you to do my financial.

1002
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1003
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 4: Remember when we first started this call and Mandy said hey,

1004
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 4: and Brooke goes, oh my god, you sound like so

1005
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 4: much fun. I bet you are the funnest person ever.

1006
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 7: Amar, Did you make good money?

1007
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 4: Did not sound very fun by the end of the call,

1008
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 4: did she?

1009
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 6: It's like, sometimes I'm too negative and then I'm trying

1010
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 6: to be positive and it bites.

1011
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 2: Me in the butt.

1012
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 7: Lady chose the wrongs.

1013
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 2: I always chose the wrong always.

1014
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 6: I'm going to tell you, if there's two lanes of traffic,

1015
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 6: I will always get it.

1016
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 4: It's not your fault. Brooke. It sounded like she got

1017
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 4: caught by the pretty big time.

1018
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 1: She got another date?

1019
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what.

1020
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 7: Whatever everyone else is doing? They're doing it wrong.

1021
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 4: She probably should have told us about her invoicing thing

1022
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 4: before we called the guy.

1023
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 22: But you know, sometimes I know, I'm like, why didn't

1024
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 22: you say that and you know to them are or.

1025
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: Why didn't you realize that's the issue.

1026
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, maybe that many guys pay it without talking.

1027
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 2: My god, I can't even imagine.

1028
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 6: I do kind of want to follow her on Venmo

1029
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 6: to see how often it lights up, though, you know

1030
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 6: what I mean.

1031
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 7: She could make a living off of this.

1032
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you want to get help with your

1033
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 4: dating life, please don't invoice us. We will not pay.

1034
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 4: We will call the person though, who's not calling you back.

1035
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 4: Go check out all of our second dates wherever you

1036
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 4: get your podcasts at Brook.

1037
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 11: And Jeffrey Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1038
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 4: Some stories are so crazy nobody believes you.

1039
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like.

1040
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 4: The time jose claimed he sat next to the lead

1041
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 4: singer of Pearl Jam on a plane and did celebrity

1042
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 4: and impressions with each other.

1043
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 12: No, I couldn't post the picture because I promised them

1044
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 12: I would.

1045
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 4: Oh really sure likely story? Or when Alexis bragged about

1046
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: taking a selfie with jelly roll. Yeah, that's about as

1047
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 4: believable as Brooke donating to charity out of the kindness

1048
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 4: of her own heart.

1049
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 19: Try, you can't prove.

1050
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 4: The only thing that's real in this world is the

1051
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 4: true love stories from the soon to be defunct website Craigslist.

1052
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 5: Are those the only things?

1053
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure you can get an illegal massage on there,

1054
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 4: but the love that's real And I'm gonna prove it

1055
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 4: when we read brand new Craigslist misconnections coming up right

1056
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 4: after this he Kity misconnections that was staring. There's only

1057
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 4: two places to find true love in this world. One

1058
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 4: is in the makeup room at your local County morgue

1059
00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:00,240
Speaker 4: when you apply the lipstick quote the old fashioned way.

1060
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 4: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1061
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 6: You're always so pleased with yourself after something like that, Lee,

1062
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,720
Speaker 6: just still smile on your face.

1063
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 4: I love loving all of its farmers, bruh. We scour

1064
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 4: Craigslist every week to find the best misconnections they have

1065
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 4: to offer, like this first one titled my real mattress

1066
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 4: man woman for Man's sixties Landfill. Oh, she says, I

1067
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 4: was struggling to throw an entire mattress into the pit

1068
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 4: when you offered to help. Normally, it isn't an issue

1069
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 4: for me. I've got sturdy legs. But when you've had

1070
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 4: six babies and those babies have had grandkids, and all

1071
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 4: twelve of those suckers have wet that exact same bed

1072
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 4: for thirty years, you can't imagine the way to that thing.

1073
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 4: We work together to get it out of the back

1074
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 4: of my tundra. I pushed and you pulled, and that's

1075
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 4: when I noticed that sexy farmers tan hiding around the

1076
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 4: neckline of your daytona five hundred tank top.

1077
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 6: Oh my god, maybe they are a match, yeah.

1078
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 4: He says, ooh boy. You even looked at me twice

1079
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 4: when I joked that I was wishing we could put

1080
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 4: this bed to good use. Yeah, I was joking, or

1081
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 4: was I? Once the job was done, I offered you

1082
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 4: a drink of a half empty bottle of Mexican Coca Cola.

1083
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: Oh I do love Mexican Coach.

1084
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 4: You turned it down and walked away. The biggest mistake

1085
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 4: of your life. Wow, you probably regretted. As soon as

1086
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 4: you're reading this. Me and my dog Hooper are looking

1087
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 4: for a third to join our clan. If you see

1088
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 4: this reply and tell me which toof of mine was miscolored,

1089
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 4: so I know that it's you that signed Carmen Michael.

1090
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 6: My husband loves going to the dump, and now I'm

1091
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 6: a little concerned.

1092
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 4: Is this why this next misconnection is titled to the

1093
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 4: Lady in the yellow sweater who found me wandering man

1094
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 4: for woman thirties dentist. He sayss I don't know if

1095
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 4: you remember me. I was the guy last week you

1096
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 4: saw in the parking lot of doctor Wilson's office walking

1097
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 4: around like I was still on a boat.

1098
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 7: Oh you're a little wheezy.

1099
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.

1100
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 4: You asked if anybody was gonna drive me home, But

1101
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 4: because I was coming out of my second root canal

1102
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 4: this month, half my face was still numb, so I

1103
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 4: couldn't answer you. Instead, just a large puddle of drool

1104
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 4: came out of my house.

1105
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 9: Who You.

1106
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 4: Then opened the back door and put me inside, telling

1107
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 4: me to rest for a bit until I felt better

1108
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 4: to drive. I really wish I could have answered you

1109
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 4: to tell you that wasn't my car. Instead, I yelled

1110
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 4: at garbled no, But you thought I was saying no

1111
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 4: as if I wanted to get behind the wheel. We struggled,

1112
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 4: but eventually you got me inside somebody's Taurus. So there

1113
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 4: I sat in the backseat of a stranger's car while

1114
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 4: you stood watch, telling me through the window you're not

1115
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 4: allowed to drive. It's too dangerous. Stay back there. I

1116
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 4: watched helplessly as my brother drove up, then went inside

1117
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 4: the dentist office to look for me. Oh no, I

1118
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 4: pounded on the window as he drove off.

1119
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 7: Oh you missed it.

1120
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 4: After I remember, I cried and kept trying to tell

1121
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 4: you it's not my car, over and over again until

1122
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 4: I eventually fell asleep. I did wake up to a

1123
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 4: police officer forcefully pulling me from the vehicle. He thought

1124
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 4: I was homeless, but thank god a dental assistant recognized

1125
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 4: me and convinced him I wasn't a vagrant. It's the

1126
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 4: craziest story ever. Do you think you can respond to

1127
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 4: this because my friends think I'm making it up.

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00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 5: He just wants verification that it happens.

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00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 4: That's signed Tony. Oh somebody helped Tony out there. This

1130
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 4: next misconnection is titled getting bumped at Supper Time Woman

1131
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 4: for Man thirties. Golden Corral super.

1132
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 5: Buffet is what they call it.

1133
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 4: I guess.

1134
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 10: So.

1135
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 4: She says you were the brown haired cutie in a

1136
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 4: plaid shirt, staring at the soft serve machine like it

1137
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 4: held the secrets to the universe. I'll never forget the

1138
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 4: moment when I accidentally bumped into you and we turned

1139
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 4: to look at each other at the exact same time.

1140
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 4: It felt like it was out of a romantic movie Ghostbusters.

1141
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 5: Three.

1142
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't either.

1143
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 4: You with a large bowl of undercooked mac and cheese

1144
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 4: with ranch on top. Me me sporting a proud fudge mustache.

1145
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1146
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 4: As we exchanged pleasantries, how does it get.

1147
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: All over your top lip?

1148
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 7: Child?

1149
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 4: I love the people that eat on the way back

1150
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 4: from the defense can't even get to the table, she says.

1151
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 4: As we exchanged pleasantries, we laughed as a kid with

1152
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: boogers oozing down his nostrils approached the chocolate fountain. His

1153
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 4: brother lifted him up and he basically had his face

1154
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 4: on the machine, sticking his tongue out to lick it.

1155
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 4: Kids are so funny sometimes. Later on, I spied you

1156
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: drop a dinner roll on the floor and just casually

1157
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 4: pick it up and eat.

1158
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 2: There's more for free.

1159
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 4: Just got at that point I knew you were my

1160
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 4: type of guy. No shame with a fortified immune system. Okay,

1161
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 4: just like my paw rest in peace.

1162
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: Okay, he wasn't too strong.

1163
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 4: He died of the bird flew parentheses. Not his fault.

1164
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 8: Anyway.

1165
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 4: I'd love to bump you again at the Corral split

1166
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 4: a meat loaf. I'm lonely, signed Tawny.

1167
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 6: Why do I feel like has already found that man

1168
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 6: at the Golden Corral again?

1169
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 4: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got

1170
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 4: your phone to have coming up in just a few minutes.

1171
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 15: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning, we got Jeremy back on

1172
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 15: the show.

1173
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 4: He's definitely a friend of ours, been on many times,

1174
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 4: won four, lost three against you in the past. But

1175
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 4: today he is calling from the most heavenly place on earth.

1176
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 4: He is in the middle of a cost right now.

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00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 4: O my god, and our producer asked him, what's on

1178
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 4: your list? What are you shopping for? He said three things, booze, beer,

1179
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 4: and wine, which apparently are three totally different food categories

1180
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 4: in Jeremy's house, that's his food beerramid. Jeremy, you're a

1181
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 4: healthy guy.

1182
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 15: I'm trying to be coming into town, so I need

1183
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 15: something to uh get me over that.

1184
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 6: Ye see This is kind of a selfish question, but

1185
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 6: I was just in Costco the other day and I

1186
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 6: couldn't find the.

1187
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: Poppy seed muffins.

1188
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 6: They have a new raspberry thing happening, and I'm not

1189
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 6: happy about it. I need you to check your local

1190
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 6: Costco and tell me if they have the poppy seed

1191
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 6: muffins there, so I can go there and pick them up.

1192
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 3: If they have them, I'll get a pack and I'll

1193
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 3: bring him to.

1194
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 4: You reklect them for the opioid high that she gets

1195
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 4: off of all those poppy seeds.

1196
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: It's one to make sure my kids are never passing

1197
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: a drug.

1198
00:58:53,400 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 4: Test for Let's get broke out of the studio and

1199
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 4: get to the questions.

1200
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 17: Here.

1201
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many as possible, Jeremy.

1202
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1203
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 4: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1204
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 4: Are you ready, Let's do it? Good luck? Your time

1205
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 4: starts now. The first class of Harvard University graduated on

1206
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 4: this day in sixteen forty two. What state is Harvard

1207
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:21,439
Speaker 4: in Massachusetts? What color blood cells help fight infections?

1208
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 17: White blood solk?

1209
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 4: In the English language. If something is not a vowel,

1210
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 4: what is it? On this day. In nineteen ninety one, Russians,

1211
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 4: Russia's second largest city, changed its name from Leningrad to

1212
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 4: what name we still call it today? Pass In nineteen

1213
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 4: sixty eight, what singer did a famous concert for inmates

1214
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 4: in California's Fulsome Prison Fiy Cash. All right, Jeremy done

1215
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 4: like a true veteran of this segment. Now Brooke is

1216
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 4: coming back into the studio. It says on my screener

1217
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 4: that Jeremy recently joined Jim and is getting back to

1218
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 4: doing triathlons.

1219
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 7: Your show wasted.

1220
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 2: This beer.

1221
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know if you're gonna be in

1222
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 4: the best shape after downing all that booze, beer and water.

1223
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 4: I'm doing eighty twenty, but with in laws coming in,

1224
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 4: I gotta have it.

1225
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 7: And you guys, I gotta go to the gym. Yeah yeah,

1226
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 7: get out of the house.

1227
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 4: I want them to do indoor triathlons where you like,

1228
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 4: ride a stationary bike, you run on a treadmill, swimming

1229
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 4: a pool.

1230
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 2: So boring.

1231
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 4: What is innovative? All right, now, I'm going to ask

1232
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 4: you the questions with a real sour tone. Brook, Are

1233
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 4: you ready, I'm ready. Let's go. Your time starts now.

1234
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 4: First class of Harvard University graduated on this day in

1235
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: nineteen sixty two. What state is Harvard.

1236
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 6: In nineteen sixty two, it'll think, but Massachusetts?

1237
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 4: What color blood cells help fight infections?

1238
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: Red?

1239
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,439
Speaker 4: In the English language? Of something is not a vow?

1240
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 4: Then what is it called?

1241
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 2: It's really hard to answer.

1242
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 4: On this day. In nineteen ninety one, Russia's second largest

1243
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 4: city change its name from Leningrad to what name that

1244
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 4: we still call it now?

1245
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 11: Moscow?

1246
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 4: In nineteen sixty eight, what singer did a famous concert

1247
01:00:58,960 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 4: for inmates?

1248
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 8: California is full some prison?

1249
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: Johnny cash Rock.

1250
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 4: Thank you now you made it difficult for all of us.

1251
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,479
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt

1252
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 4: did with Jose.

1253
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 7: Then I take my naughty fat and I don't.

1254
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 6: Oh god, Jeremy, you got four correct?

1255
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 17: I don't know, Yeah, Brook, only three.

1256
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 4: That'll teach you.

1257
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 6: Please text your complaints to the number seven eight five

1258
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 6: nine two, addressed unto Jeffrey.

1259
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 4: It's good. I don't read the textboard anyway.

1260
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: Let's go to the We'll send you the email address

1261
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: to our boss.

1262
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 4: First class of Harvard University graduated on this day in

1263
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 4: sixteen forty two, he said.

1264
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: Nineteen you said nineteen sixty two.

1265
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 4: I was so filled with rage, I can't read the

1266
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 4: state Harvard is in? Is Massachusetts? The color blood cells

1267
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 4: that I'll fight infections in your body or white blood cells.

1268
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 4: In the English language, if something isn't a vowel, it's

1269
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 4: a consonant. On this day in nineteen ninety one, Russia's

1270
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 4: second largest city change from Leningrad to Saint Petersburg. In

1271
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 4: nineteen sixty one, Johnny Cash did that famous concert for

1272
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 4: the inmates in Fulsome prison.

1273
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 6: I feel like I should get a bonus question because

1274
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 6: Jeff screwed up the first question.

1275
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, it doesn't work that way.

1276
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 3: No, do you want us or not?

1277
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 2: Jaremy know the way to my heart?

1278
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,959
Speaker 4: Jeremy, you for showing Brook the correct way to act.

1279
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 4: You are a gentleman. And not only do you get

1280
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 4: some money for beaten Brook, but just for playing, we're

1281
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 4: also giving you a twenty five dollars gift card to

1282
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 4: five Iron Golf. Five Iron Gulfs coming to Kirkland Head

1283
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 4: to their grand opening on October fifth, with special offers

1284
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 4: for the first fifty guests free simulated golf lessons, duck

1285
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 4: pin bowling, raffles and more. It's five iron golf.

1286
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 3: Yeah awesome.

1287
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 2: Hey, Jeremy, really out of everything.

1288
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 6: I just want to say, stay strong this weekend with

1289
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 6: the ends, start drinking early.

1290
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna go on long, long, long ride.

1291
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 4: You're a hero, Jeremy. Thanks for playing. We'll be back

1292
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 4: to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Brooking Jeffrey in

1293
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 4: the morning.