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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This the special edition episode in that it is my

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Speaker 1: pleasure to announce that we are doing a rerelease, a

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Speaker 1: holiday re release. This is Chris Operato. By the way,

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Speaker 1: in case you couldn't tell um, we are going all

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Speaker 1: the way back to October two thousand eighteen. This is

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Speaker 1: the third Thanksgiving mission to Mars and where's Jesus? It's

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Speaker 1: that episode. It's Fawn and it's still had the sound

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Speaker 1: effects done by Rath Brito and its features Kevin Pollock,

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin Pollock, Craig Atkowski, Joey Greer, Vanessa Vaniche, Raglin,

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Speaker 1: James Heeney and myself. Well, here it is for you.

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Speaker 1: We hope you enjoy. Welcome back to Alchemy. That's on

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin poll Yes that Kevin Folling. What's that? Nah? No, No,

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I'd rather not. Please don't try to

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Speaker 1: stay with me throughout my career. I've been fortunate enough

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Speaker 1: to see my fair share of true out me. By definition,

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Speaker 1: alchemy is when a person transforms or creates something through

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Speaker 1: a seemingly magical process. And my dear peas and poops,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I've been witnessed to the stuff on

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Speaker 1: several occasions. An example, sure you're gonna be like that,

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Speaker 1: Let's see. Okay, here's one. The team of young scamps

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Speaker 1: who portrayed a hockey team in the film The Mighty

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Speaker 1: Ducks were so delightful together they spawned an actual professional

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Speaker 1: hockey franchise. But I digress the point, Folks, A wonderful

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Speaker 1: idea hit me square in the old nogg and what

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Speaker 1: if I brought together the right creative peeps, forced them

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Speaker 1: to make ship up based on my own twisted, demented ideas,

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Speaker 1: and then offera podcast of this seemingly magical process, and

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Speaker 1: I could call it alchemy in your eye, you bucket

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Speaker 1: of smaller buckets. Well, after a month of tinkering, I'm

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Speaker 1: so very proud to welcome you, dear friends two, Episode

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Speaker 1: five Alchemy. This, let's meet our gathered alchemists. Shall we,

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Speaker 1: in no particular order, say hello, Mr Craig Atkowski. Craig,

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Speaker 1: tell the folks why you believe the Earth is flat?

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Speaker 1: I don't see it round, do you? I just think

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Speaker 1: just keeps going straight. You're not wrong. Next up is

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Speaker 1: the fairly talented Vanessa Raglan. Vanessa what's the truth about

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Speaker 1: child rearing? Nobody's talking about you know, the truth? Isle

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Speaker 1: is not that gross? No, that is clean. What would

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Speaker 1: a super team like this be without Mr Chris Oberto, Hey, Chris, Hey,

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Speaker 1: can you conversely teaching young dog old tricks? No? They'll

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Speaker 1: be crazy crazy, that's correct. And then of course there's

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Speaker 1: Mr Joey Greer Grier Stini. What is four times seventeen?

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Speaker 1: Four times seventeen? Uh? Start last, but hope you're a

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Speaker 1: coffee's tepe it if you think him least? Mr James Heeney,

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Speaker 1: can I call you Jimmy the jew Lover? Well? I

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Speaker 1: think if I said no, it would send the wrong idea. Sure,

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Speaker 1: all right, then let's get to our first scene. Shall

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Speaker 1: we open them up? Oh? No, no, no, Today's show

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Speaker 1: great moments in human history. We start with in the

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Speaker 1: Plymouth colonists and the Wampanong Indians shared an autumn harvest

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Speaker 1: in the colonies. We take you now to a few

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Speaker 1: years later for the third Thanksgiving. These are two players

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Speaker 1: scenes of this fairly still new tradition of particular interest.

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Speaker 1: Though we're looking for the different perspectives regarding matters of race, creed,

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Speaker 1: that today's two thousand eighteen human nature. Who wants to

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Speaker 1: start us off? Jump in when you're ready, two peeples,

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Speaker 1: let's start with two people. Oh this, uh, this looks great? Yes,

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Speaker 1: uh my my tribe prepared maize. Yeah know like you

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Speaker 1: We've added more salt and butter for your for your taste,

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Speaker 1: for your limited taste. Well that's well, that's the little rude. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I call you Joe, Uh, my name is Kukoye. That's

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Speaker 1: like it's hard for me to say, and my wife

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Speaker 1: It's the day to be thankful. I'm thankful for I'm

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Speaker 1: thankful for you, Joe. I'm thankful for this land. I'm

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Speaker 1: thankful for this wonderful food that you've prepared. I'm also

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Speaker 1: what's on page three? Joe? Yeah? So you were persecuted

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Speaker 1: to win? Uh? Probably probably this at Church versus Skins? Right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: going for shirts. Okay, Yeah, you want to put a

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Speaker 1: little wager on that? Okay, sure, Um some of those beads, great, great, Okay,

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Speaker 1: my family. I have this too. Sorry, I don't mean

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Speaker 1: But you better talk to me quickly before my virus

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Speaker 1: I don't like you much, Joe, I think, is what

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Speaker 1: I said. Yeahogg, the truth is you're making a virus

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Speaker 1: making me crazy. A smooth here, a little tough. What's up?

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Speaker 1: You're a voice. There's a voice in my head. That

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Speaker 1: Or is the dude with the hand with the turkey crazy? Man?

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Speaker 1: He's crazy. He's the one that's crazy. Joe. Your nose

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Speaker 1: your nose in my mouth. Parties, that's funny, Happy Thanksgiving? Hey, Lenny, Lenny,

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Speaker 1: come here, come here. Look what I found. This is

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Speaker 1: Joe's pipe. Whoa you want to you want to smoke

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Speaker 1: it with me? Yeah? He can't. Dinners and Tan. Thanks mom,

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Speaker 1: we'll be right there. Thanks mob. I wish you had

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Speaker 1: a little help in the hut. But let's smoke it.

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Speaker 1: They're always smoking it, Bruce, what's going on? You just

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Speaker 1: want to detach from everything all the time, Lenny. This

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Speaker 1: They're fast, they can catch deer. That's smart to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: light this pipe? Letny? Oh? Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Speaker 1: we need to get some fire, okay, yeah, easy, get

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Speaker 1: because if we have a big bonfire, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: light this pipe. Look, Bruce, I'm all over. Yeah, Mom,

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Speaker 1: somebody get into the maze. I can't find it. Get

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Speaker 1: someone snack on the maze. Did it? I did it? Mom?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, Bruce. Sorry, sometimes I get lost in the maze.

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Speaker 1: See what I said there? Yeah that was great. So

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Speaker 1: we need a miniature fire machine to light this fire machine?

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Speaker 1: Fire machine? What do you think a miniature fire machine? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, we need one, right, but we gotta smoke

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Speaker 1: this to get smart enough to be able to build it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what if you distract mom while she's cooking. I always

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Speaker 1: it going. How long am I going to distract before that? Bruce?

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Speaker 1: this lip Bruce, Ny, you're running away from something. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest, I'm running to something money. I'm running

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Speaker 1: into my future. There's no way our people are gonna last.

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Speaker 1: Don't see that guys on our side, Lenny, God the

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Speaker 1: guy in the sky, Yes God U Joe. Sisters Yeah yeah, Mom.

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Speaker 1: taking you into the future of this excursion. We're now

413
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: the third week of the first station on Mars. You

414
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: think I give a shit about that? You think I

415
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: give a ship about that? Okay, I'm pumping water from

416
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: outer space into here. Okay, don't give a ship. Okay,

417
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: can you guys keep it down? Yeah, yeah we can.

418
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 1: Will you shut up? May you look? When things are important,

419
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna raise our voices. I don't give a ship

420
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: about the body count you keep bringing in. Okay. Look,

421
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: all I know is I got a hundred per margin. Okay, yeah, Jeremiah,

422
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 1: is that you Yeah, it's I knew it. I can

423
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: tell I saw one of those things outside, you know,

424
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: the margins. Yeah, if you could take care of that,

425
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: that would be great. Well there's another one that I

426
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: didn't get another already stopped killing the margins. Please, we

427
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: need them. Smack. We are creak me out. Okay. We

428
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: are a human expedition force to bring peace out the cosmos.

429
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: That was not all right. They're gonna try to be

430
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: friendly to you, but don't fall for it. Let me

431
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: talk to please. Handshake. Handshake. Oh that's what talking. It's

432
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: not anything fashion guy. Just give me a kiss on

433
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: the cheek. A kiss on the cheeks. And they learned

434
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: from watching us. You're welcome. Thank you, we bring you.

435
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: I've got handy. Okay, eat the candy, Eat the candy. Okay,

436
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: eat the candy, eat the candy. Want to smoke my pipe? Sure,

437
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: let's all smoke the pipe. Let's hit the piles. Hit.

438
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: Don't fall for that goddamn margin trick, Jeremy, Jeremy, God, damnit,

439
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: just one hit. You know what I'll do? Do? Go?

440
00:29:45,480 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: We want to watch okay one? Oh my, he's fallen

441
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: into a margin trance by by. They learned him in

442
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: with their peace quote unquote pipe, and now they've left

443
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: him to us. I feel really relaxed. God, snap out

444
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: of it. You probably want to sit down and have

445
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: a dinner with these folks, eat their margin candy, and

446
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: make peace. I love both of you guys so much.

447
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: Stop stop. I feel like I was too strong and

448
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: understanding bother points of view on this, and um ask

449
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: for forgiveness. Well, he's really mellowed out, like fine, I

450
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: forgive you, Yeah, I forgive you. I want to marry you.

451
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh my, God, don't know. I want to marry you. Okay,

452
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: let's get married. M hm. So so I don't know

453
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: your body yet. I'll find out, Jeremy. I'll find over

454
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: whatever ever love me, love me, I'll find all the rivers.

455
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: I'll find all the valleys. I'll find all the mountain peaks.

456
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: They're good. I'm gonna find your your hairless buffalo. It's

457
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: your penis, and I'm gonna put it in my white,

458
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: white hands. I know you're under the influence right now.

459
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: And Jeremiah, I can't tell a few like what's happening

460
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: or not. I just want to see that what plays out.

461
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, Um, I got on that

462
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: jank spaceship because I'd had enough of Earth, and I

463
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: thought i'd had enough of people too. But something about

464
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: your touch, and I don't know, maybe it's the candy sticky.

465
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: It feels good. Nobody's touched me in months. We're not

466
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: on Earth anymore. Maybe we don't have to abide by

467
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: those laws if we're not listening to gravity. Who says

468
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: we have to listen to anything? With our bodies can

469
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: create our own God? Here, Oh, we've frowned for a

470
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: goddamn margin. Drink. Hi were now taking the tenth anniversary

471
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: of that first station on Mars. Ten years since the

472
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: station was built inhabited, and now we celebrate the tenth anniversary.

473
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: I commemorate this statue for all the men and women

474
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: who have lost their lives for elon Musk City one.

475
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: You know my city monk. Whoop whoop, who whoop, whoop,

476
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: whoo who whoop, whoo whoo whoop whoop. Now to speak

477
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: on behalf of the military exercises that are ongoing, I

478
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: present you, Admiral Spinned, thank you, thank you for bringing

479
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: me up here. We've got some serious military exercises to do.

480
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: It's important that we still excuse me, whoo whoo who

481
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: here's a city one that's good. We need to stomp

482
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: out these goddamned Margins. I don't know if you know

483
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: him around, but they were spreading the goddamned margin drugs.

484
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: Say again, I can't hear you. I said that they've

485
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: been spreading the goddamn margin drugs and we've got to

486
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: stomp amount. Of course, it's not excuse me al right

487
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: here speaking on behalf of the Marwait from no, it's

488
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 1: been ten years. It's been ten years, and the Margins

489
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: have shown us this kindness. They're doing any thing where

490
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: we can. Nobody else is allowed the podium. Excuse me,

491
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm can I just bring up that the Margins bunch

492
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: of okay, but wasn't there murdering happening on Earth. Kurt,

493
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: We've talked about this, and yes there was, but I

494
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 1: don't think that that that makes it any different. Honestly,

495
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: I don't think murder is good. I know I'm the

496
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: crazy one up here. The guy in the sky chooses

497
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: who lives are in the sky. I'm the guy in

498
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: the sky. Now, what are you talking about? Where? What

499
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: do you mean? No? He wait, somebody grabbed that. I

500
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: would think that we need to have pizza day on Wednesdays.

501
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: I think we need to mix up the menus. I

502
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: think we do need to stop at the margins. I

503
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: think we have more right on Earth than we knew.

504
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: You know what it sounds like. It sounds like a

505
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: bunch of you goddamn weaklings want to go back to

506
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: I say, we pack up a ship and we send

507
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: you back out. Yeah, two year journey back to Earth.

508
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship how long it is. I

509
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: don't want weak spines, human beings durty ing up this planet. Hi, Hi,

510
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: just let's I'll give a whoop what up for the

511
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: imagin delegation that has come to celebrate the statue honoring

512
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: the death that they had caused here. Hi, Okay, that's

513
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: I am not letting them speak at the podium. If

514
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: that's what's going on, I'm here to destroy them. When

515
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: does the earth plane leave the ship? Listen? I didn't

516
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: think anybody would want to go back to Well. Fine,

517
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: I'll work on. I'm not into transcontinental. Uh, Listen. I'm

518
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: a military guy. I'm here to crush, kill, destroy. I'm

519
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: not here to send you on your aviation trips. Let

520
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: the Margins talk, right, Let them talk. But they are ruthless,

521
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: bloodthirsty little beings that have smaller podium for the Margins. Please, no,

522
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: please just give him a step stool. M here's a

523
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: little podium. We are the Margins, and we have an

524
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: offering for you. Hi, right, whatever it is, let's let's

525
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: see it. Oh my god, they have fully automatic weapons

526
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: from the middle. Leave one survivor to tell the story,

527
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: and now for Part three, Episode five, we take you

528
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: back back back housands of years. It is minutes after

529
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: the massive stone was removed and it was discovered that

530
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ was gone. Hey did you hear what? They

531
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: moved that stone over there? Yeah, so that's okay, we

532
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: can go into who moved that that was huge? There?

533
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: Are some Roman guys off front. I figured they moved

534
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 1: in and they were. You know, I thought we wouldn't

535
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: have to move that the hanging it back off. Yea,

536
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: it looks nice all right. Uh. I don't not tell

537
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: you this, but I got off for the job at room.

538
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you're gonna take it? I mean,

539
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 1: I mean I want the best for you, so you

540
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: should and you should totally take it. It's only, um

541
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: it's the only room, one room on the horse. Yeah,

542
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: I know you should take it. That's great for you.

543
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 1: I don't even want to go to room for a while. Yeah,

544
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: but no, that's no. I love what we did. It

545
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: was fun. That's stupid. It was all stupid. Why don't

546
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: we think the guy? Yeah, yeah, I wish you well. Yeah,

547
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: I wish you well too. Good luck, yeah good. Look

548
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: at the baths and all that. You know. Yeah, it's

549
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: going to be good. Yeah, I don't care. Uh shut

550
00:38:44,760 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: out that. What's pink eye? Oh? Say? Yeah? Uh yeah,

551
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: it hurts a lot. You should put some salt water

552
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: in that. Yeah. I mean I figured I want to

553
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: get the room. You know, you could. You should do

554
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: it before then you could you lose your eye and

555
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: my husband. She got no eyeballs anymore. I've been praying

556
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: to Zeus and you know the others. Oh, I had

557
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: no idea. Yeah, so I prettmll just to make cover

558
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: my bass to Zeus. Yeah, the top guy, Oh my god,

559
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: you have been missing out on everything. Did you not

560
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: go to the thing last week? Party? No, not that

561
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: the party, not the hat party. I know you were there.

562
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,959
Speaker 1: I was in the Jewish thing. Yeah. No, I didn't

563
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: go to the Jewish thing. You should go. It's really fascinating.

564
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: Ship other cultures freaked me out, you know, I know,

565
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: I mean we did that guy right. Look, I don't

566
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: mean to cut this short, but the horses waiting out there,

567
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: and it's a living thing. Right, you'd hate disrespect the

568
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: living thing. It's running away. I gotta get out of you.

569
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: He's gone. He's gone. He's not in the cave. Jesus.

570
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he was just here a little bit ago.

571
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: He wasn't. I put him in there and just look, Carter,

572
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's maybe he's deeper in the cave. Come

573
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: in here and take a look. It's so hard to see.

574
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: It's so dark. You got like a some sort of

575
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: fire device. I have a candle with that word. Yeah, sure,

576
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: just like the candle. Yep. See, oh there it is.

577
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: There's nobody in there. Turn the lights off. Turn the

578
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: lights off. What are you doing and taking a nap?

579
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: Steve taking na? What's the hell? Would you let Jesus out?

580
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: But who Jesus Christ was in here? We closed the stone.

581
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: He was in here. I opened the stone taking Now

582
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: we don't know if he got out on his own. Well, yeah,

583
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: we put him in here. Gone go back where you

584
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: we killed the guy. I understand. But he said and

585
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: kept saying, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. What I

586
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 1: tell you things all the time, I don't do it.

587
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: That's Steve. Yeah, but Steve is unreliable. That you're unreliable.

588
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: But we ull the Christ, Jesus Christ. We rulled the

589
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: whole thing here. I don't know to three hours ago.

590
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: You know, I got Jessica at home. You know she's

591
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: yeah yeapp and yeah yeah, I I can't find a

592
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: good place to take a nap. I needed some me time.

593
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: I needed some Steve, thank you. So you went into

594
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: the cave where we put the dead body in Jesus Christ.

595
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: You thought that would be all right, yeah, because the

596
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: guy's dead. Sure, what's he gonna say. He's not gonna

597
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: say nothing, Steve, was Jesus in here when you came in?

598
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: That's the question. I was tired. I don't know I was.

599
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even look. I moved with a big old

600
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: boulder by myself. By the way, it's pretty good. That

601
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: was hard, and so I just came in. I said,

602
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: I took a nap. I think the point here is

603
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: that Jesus is gone. I don't think we should tell

604
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: anybody what. Hey, guys, just fine, are you are? We? Sure?

605
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: Were good? Okay? You know this is our number one

606
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: lockdown area. And when I see the boulders moved, I'm

607
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: a little work around to make sure was good. Where's

608
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: the body? I'm sorry? Oh, where's the body? The body

609
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: of Jesus? Oh that body that seems weird. Yeah, that's

610
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: really weird. Oh, Steve, Steve, you know I moved him.

611
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: I moved him. I moved him. Oh okay, yeah, here's me.

612
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm in the right place. I'm

613
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: looking for Jesus's too much, you know it, don't panic high.

614
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm the site manager, and you know what we've actually

615
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: just transferred him to a different location, to different locations,

616
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: was right, right, right? Welcome, thank you for staying at

617
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: an airbnb nearby. All Right, I bet I know the

618
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: one cute donkey. Yes it's nice. It's a little overpriced,

619
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: but you know, they provide breakfast and it's very nice.

620
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: Intrude when you oh no, they're not in your face

621
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: or anything. It's a little pricey, but the musha is delicious,

622
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: isn't it. I had the much, have the much. Um,

623
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: So we've just transferred the body. Your pilgrimage shouldn't be

624
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: too long, um, Steve, here's one of our technicians. I

625
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: could take you over to Okay, Jessica, Jessica, I want

626
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: one second alone? Jessica? Can I have one second? Jessica

627
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: finished singing. Okay, everybody, I take you see if it's

628
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 1: going to be a minute, Jesus Christ, watch me dance,

629
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: every watch me move feel feeling. What's her story? I

630
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: come bringing titings in good will and a lot of yeah,

631
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: a lot of yeah with this one. Maybe when are

632
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: you coming home? It's gotta finish in my shift. Okay,

633
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: I'll stay here. Okay, you stay here. I gotta take

634
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: what your name again. But Judah, Judah, I gotta take

635
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: Juda over to where the place you move about, the

636
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: new secure location, the new secure location on purpose. Yeah okay,

637
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: I mean you could all come if you want. I

638
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: get stuck to do. We're gonna stay here right there.

639
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you I do? Bobby? Probably

640
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: gotta secure this. Yeah no, no, no, you don't even

641
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: discar there's nothing, doesn't care anymore. Feel like it's still

642
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: a pretty important spot. Yeah, there's could be people pilgrimaging

643
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, when the next guy, the next Judah

644
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: comes from long? Do you mind if I ask you?

645
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: Are you guys romans? Are ju? A little bit of both? Yeah?

646
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: Okay we mingle now, okay, yeah we got line. How

647
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: about you? Juda? Do you all the way? All the way?

648
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: Be a lovely story if you to write that down?

649
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: You all the way? You know, I'm not much of

650
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: a writer, but tablet over there if you want to

651
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: scratch something. I am the angel Gabriel. Oh what a Gabe?

652
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: What's her story? Steve? I'm gonna dance for a little bit.

653
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: Watch my moves, Jessica, watch this. He's good. The body

654
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: of hold on? Are you feeling this ship. We banged

655
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: this in heaven all the fucking time. Jessica, come here,

656
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: no Genitalia, so grind on me. But yes, between you

657
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: and I, I don't really I don't. I don't really

658
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't really know where je

659
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: Jesus is what? Yeah, they don't. Don't. Don't see anything.

660
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: Don't make a scene or anything. The site manager said

661
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: he was moved to another location. Right, let's just take

662
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: a walk. I'm sure we'll run into him. Okay, you're

663
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: not gonna crucify me. That's how it gets started. Don't

664
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: get out of line, okay, and nothing will nothing battle happen.

665
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: All right, that's let's take a watch. Okay, So that

666
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: over there, that's a that's a bush. Did your boy

667
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: men spending a little change on a leaper? Here we go?

668
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: Here we go, cheers. I'm sorry, a little change for

669
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: a leper? Huh? I spent so much money on this Airbnb.

670
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: I don't have any spare change. It's all right. Just

671
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: give a kiss. Don't do that, don't, don't, don't don't

672
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: Is that the local customer? I don't want to I

673
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: don't want to spend anyone but you're gonna lose body parts. Okay,

674
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: and you just sign your own. My nose is on

675
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: your face. Oh boy, you got his nose. I do

676
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: got your nose. Hey, hey, a little bit before you go.

677
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: Did you see Jesus play chance? If you're talking about

678
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: old man dressed in white clowning that that with holes

679
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: in his hand and his feet that part, Yeah, he's

680
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: walking around? Was he walking? Now? Maybe if I had

681
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: a little corn? I remember one a second. Here it's

682
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: your keys, take my house? Okay, all right, just give

683
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: that left for the keys to your house is legs.

684
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: They fell. He'll never get there. Now listen, eagle escape.

685
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: I want you to you got leprosy? Right more priolet

686
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: your legs far off. With a little corn, I'll tell

687
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: you here's a coin. Yeah, I got it? All right?

688
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: Can we ask you to just stay in this house?

689
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: You've just been giving it, not even it's what we

690
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: wanted when standing something up called quarantine. Yeah all right,

691
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: all right, that's good. I'm just gonna carry you in,

692
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: hopefully it's not too uncomfortable. Carry me now, and you

693
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 1: ever put this kind to touch on me before? I'm sorry.

694
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't apologize, No, your arm fell off. I'm sorry.

695
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: It's all right. I don't feel it. It's all right,

696
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: all right here closing the inside. You remind me of

697
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: my mom. Me, you remind me of my long mom.

698
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: Tell me what she was like. She was long, She

699
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: was my mom. Oh, she sounds like a wonderful mom.

700
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: She was. She had her eyes in her face, and

701
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: hair on her head, and teeth ground, teeth that touched

702
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:41,720
Speaker 1: the ground. She sounds like a beautiful mother. I'm getting tired.

703
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: I think I'm more sleep and long sleep. Maybe don't

704
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: go now. We just got close, and now I have leprosy.

705
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I did see him walking where you go.

706
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: They're looking for him everywhere. He went north to Bethlehem.

707
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: We now take you one year later, us one a d.

708
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: Let's return to the same spot, the cave where the

709
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: stoners removed and Steve's fine, And so here we are, guys, um,

710
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: this is what the shore is all about. This is

711
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: where you're going to get the bank for your coin.

712
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: This is the cave. Yes, that cage the man himself. Oh,

713
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: don't touch anything. You can draw the joodles you like,

714
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: but please don't touch the cave. Does anyone have any questions,

715
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: have a question? Yes, you in the row. Where was

716
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: Jesus when you found him in here? Great that we

717
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: put him in here, that's the that's the funny thing.

718
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: Where we put him in here. So we were in

719
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: the cave on the big slab. Okay, now get off. Okay.

720
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: There in the cave there is an echo, especially in

721
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: that back corner where the kids are standing. So they

722
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: never found him. They never did find him, but rumor

723
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:09,439
Speaker 1: has it that he ascended and to half and sit

724
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: it at the right hand, got the father almighty? What's

725
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: to do with his shroud? Oh? That was his shrouded.

726
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: That was the shroud. That's like his faces on that

727
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: not currently they make these shrouds and turn it's just

728
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: a blanket, you know, rough cloth we shrouded the body with.

729
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: That's the one though. That's yes, that is not a replica.

730
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: That's the one. Why do you look suspicious, sir? Well,

731
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: it just seems strange a year later, you know that

732
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: would it's that's it? Yep. There's other tours around town,

733
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: but I can assure you those are not the real caves.

734
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: This is the cave. That is the shroud. Welcome to

735
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: the real cave. Everybody, Now, this is the real caves.

736
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: Take pictures, pictures, go ahead, go a hand. We do

737
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: work on tips here, We do work on tips. Thank

738
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 1: you so much. Okay, you know what makes this the

739
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: cave the real one? Okay, alright, So first of all,

740
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: it's authentic. Look at that, at that, Look at that.

741
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: You see that slab over there, the slab. You see

742
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: that shroud, the shroud, that's Jesus, just face there in

743
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: the shroud. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. It's a matter of fact,

744
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: a lot of things in this neighborhood have Jesus's face

745
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: on it because I spent two gold pieces of another

746
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: cave and his face wasn't on there. So which which

747
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: goal cave? Which cave? The Larry Larry's Cave? Yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah.

748
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: Those guys are just lying to you. I'm telling you

749
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: the truth. God's on his truth. And I could say

750
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: that because Jesus was here. It seems like this big

751
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: boulders made of something. It's it's not heavy at all.

752
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: We didn't because people don't know. We didn't. Actually, they

753
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: didn't want to keep Jesus in here. They wanted to

754
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: make it easy for him to get out. I just

755
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: want to be absolutely sure this is the cave because

756
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: I also have of appointment scheduled that famous race Cave,

757
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,439
Speaker 1: original Raise Cave, original race. Come on, just raise cave.

758
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: This is this is the real one. You're here. That's

759
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: to the real cave of Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, everyone

760
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: gets a complimentary schwarma, alright. I would for the sandals,

761
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: Jesus faces and all these things. You see him on

762
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: the schwarm he's on the sand. You get a fucking

763
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: rock band behind his fucking Janet. That's Jesus and the

764
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: fuck use baby, what do point for? Question? Yeah? Can

765
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: I get no onions on that schwarma? Come on, the

766
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: pre made man, the complimentary all right. I mean, we'll

767
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: do the best we can. But you know, a hard

768
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: is batter up with the garlic past, but you put it. Yeah,

769
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, we'll just try it. We don't have a budget.

770
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who are what do you worship? Greek

771
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 1: gods be coming pea our hands. Oh give me a little.

772
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: I prayed to Poseidon and Zeus on you. Thank you

773
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: Greek gods. Give me a kid, and everybody take one.

774
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 1: I am Jesus Christ. I've returned on the one anniversary.

775
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Is that a weapon of some kind? Yes?

776
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: I want to talk to the inhabitants, those that were

777
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: here one year ago. I don't think any of this

778
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: saw crucifixion of my which one of you might have

779
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: helped to put me? Steve, Steve think, I mean I was,

780
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was in the area. But

781
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: we all we we all were, we were in the area.

782
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: Mean right, we're a big fan. I was just the

783
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: sight man. Nothing to do with it. It was on

784
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: my property that I had nothing to do with it. Candice,

785
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: I don't see you on the list. Oh God, is

786
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: that good? It is? Which one of you have seen? Judas?

787
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, except for the except for the leapon.

788
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: Do you guys hang out you also hang out with

789
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,959
Speaker 1: barbs to Oh yeah, okay, well are you gonna bought

790
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: my spot at that same What is your name? I'm

791
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: sorry mine Clinton, but I also go by your Rufalis.

792
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: He made it that name for himself, but his name

793
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: is Clint. It's not gonna stick man, like you're you're

794
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: breaking yourself up when you say that name. Yeah, it's

795
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: a it's a family joke. That's right. Would you be

796
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: Roman or ju m m hmm. I see, just canna

797
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: ask you something? Yes, you may the Schwarmer. Is it

798
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: a lamb beef blend or you can I get just

799
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: a lamb Schwarmer? Yes, and we can have it to

800
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: you without onion. Thank you, Thank you Jesus. He is

801
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: the one. He probabised Schwarmer without onions. Now, each one

802
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: of you can ask one question. Okay, if you've always

803
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: you've already had yours. Yeah, should we one? We pool names?

804
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: That was my question, but we get to hear the

805
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: answer before we ask oud. So that was a good one.

806
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, Clint. I'm going with this new name. You're

807
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: such a follower. I follow love. I don't have a

808
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: lot of time. Yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah. We're good.

809
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: We Steve always the jokes define good for me? Won't you? Uh?

810
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 1: You know you're not gonna my father the Lord? Yeah?

811
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: We all tight. We're good in what sense? You know?

812
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna you guys are gonna vite me over?

813
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: I hang out with you guys when I'm dead and whatnot.

814
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: That's a great question. Thank you. Anyone else please, minds

815
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: can't take a while. Oh mine's kind of an easy one. Um,

816
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: so where do I start it? He's not wrong? Okay, okay,

817
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: So just gonna preface this with babies go to heaven.

818
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: What age is the baby not a baby? It becomes

819
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: an adult and is responsible for the beliefs Jesus. So

820
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: the question is what ages? What age? Is the baby

821
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 1: not a baby? And you held them accountable for the beliefs? Well,

822
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: a baby, it's taken as he's sweating with. Look, this

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Speaker 1: takes time to define. I follow up. I know I

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Speaker 1: don't have any more questions, but I do have a

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Speaker 1: two year old that's so child likes. He seems like

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Speaker 1: a baby, but he's bad sometimes. But he's just a baby.

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Speaker 1: He seems like a baby. I'm just try I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to feel it. No, no, no, no, you know

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Speaker 1: when is a baby an actual being in the mother's womb? No, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you're an adult. Are you trying to find it out

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Speaker 1: for you? He's infantile, but he's all this is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: The lamb is so tender and just the right amount

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Speaker 1: of taking on. It's always better without onion. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, sure, Um, he's just the baby not a

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Speaker 1: baby question. No, what was I gonna ask that? Goddamn it?

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Speaker 1: You know it's so funny you should say that because

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Speaker 1: I brought I brought the big man with me, Clarence Clemens,

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Speaker 1: Ladies and Jews, the Lord, our Father. Hello, children, Hi, hi,

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Speaker 1: I am the one true God. Do you go by

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Speaker 1: a guy in the sky? Your skin is so sparkly?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? And you have ladies breasts. I have taken

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Speaker 1: a human form because you can understand it. I'm a tail.

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Speaker 1: I threw in a tail for ships and giggles. Uh,

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Speaker 1: my son, Jesus is the true Messiah. I just want

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Speaker 1: to be sure that you all know them. We figured, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we took us a minute, but yes, you've been following

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Speaker 1: false gods for many years. Zeus, Yes, Zeus or the

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Speaker 1: Romanic vivalent Jupiter, not a huh, not a Posidon, the

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Speaker 1: god of the sea. Yes. Do you think that's a

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Speaker 1: real guy? It's all you, it's all me. So what

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Speaker 1: does Jesus do exactly? If that's all you? What's his job? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why do you need him? Why do I need him?

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Speaker 1: It's a great question, it is I beside. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: You want to get crazy let's get that is an

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Speaker 1: episode five of Alchemy. This let's thank all our alchemists,

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Speaker 1: shall I? In no particular order? Vanessa, what's up? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've coughed a lot of mucus into these ere tissues.

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Speaker 1: That'll all be on even Dynasty Typewriter. Oh yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: having so many great shows. Kevin was just here recently.

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Speaker 1: The website. People should go kind to see typewriter dot com.

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Speaker 1: Check it out joy in the Dynasty shows. Truly. We've

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Speaker 1: even got a little one of these noodles at the

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Speaker 1: table coming soon. You know, it's Joey. What do you got?

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Speaker 1: Check out Bear Supply every second and fourth Wednesday at

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock at Westside Comedy Theater and um bring kisses

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Speaker 1: fair enough, Greig Hail Poseidon, Lord of the Sea. And

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Speaker 1: at Craigslist peacast on Twitter to find out about the

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Speaker 1: Craigslist podcast fantastic. Not much shows here and there. Sure,

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Speaker 1: yeah that's that, thank you. Could you be more general? No? No? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Can people find you on the social media? Sure, that's right.

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Speaker 1: At Chris Overado for pictures of me doing improv? Is

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Speaker 1: there a calendar coming out? It's just translates best to

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Speaker 1: still photo's right. That's right, Mr James Heeney, bring us

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Speaker 1: to bring us home with you. Well, if you want

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Speaker 1: to see more material starring me, you can go to

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Speaker 1: the real James Seney on YouTube or in live in

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Speaker 1: person second fourth Wednesdays at the West Side Comedy Theater

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Speaker 1: BA supply nicely done, Raphail'll we gotta give you a Mike,

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Speaker 1: don't Doug bomb in the booth. Tory Leavin on post

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Speaker 1: stay tuned right to us at your name here, actually

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Speaker 1: not not with the at yet, your name here at

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Speaker 1: Alchemy this we'd love to hear from you right to

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Speaker 1: us as many suggestions as you'd like us to perform

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Speaker 1: and mix up. Ah yeah, that's it. That's it for

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Speaker 1: this episode. I want to thank all the participants and

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Speaker 1: until next time, Alchemy. That I said, Alchemy. So