Speaker 1: Hello, my loves It is La La Kent and thank
Speaker 1: you for joining us on the very first episode of
Speaker 1: Give Them La La with Randall.
Speaker 2: Big deal.
Speaker 1: This is a huge deal and I want it's a
Speaker 1: huge day and I want you guys to be very involved.
Speaker 1: So please reach out to me.
Speaker 2: Uses us. It opens us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to be a little difficult for me
Speaker 1: to get used to. Yeah, it's two people here, Okay,
Speaker 1: reach out to us at eight sixty six La La
Speaker 1: Pod eight six six La La Pod hit A girl
Speaker 1: and a boy up. You want to know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: Is I pretend like.
Speaker 2: It's just me.
Speaker 1: I'm a lone wolf, but I would freaking die without you.
Speaker 2: Well, last night you barely slapt. So let's start there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was shitting bricks because we have the infamous
Speaker 1: Stacy Schroeder.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Lalla give them Lalla with Random.
Speaker 3: I mean it keeps giving them Lala. You keep forgetting me.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting right here to know I've.
Speaker 1: Had this brand for like, hold your head for years.
Speaker 3: Hold your hand, We're touching each other. That's how close
Speaker 3: we are. Can you fucking forget my name? I mean,
Speaker 3: this is a joke.
Speaker 2: I mean, do I need to play one of my
Speaker 2: fucking movies? What's going on?
Speaker 1: He doesn't need to play one of his movies because
Speaker 1: I'm in a room sturrounded with every film he's made.
Speaker 2: But I have not forgotten, but clearly you're not seeing me.
Speaker 3: But anyway, let's go back to give them laala with
Speaker 3: Randall what are podcast is about?
Speaker 2: Because I think it's important that people know.
Speaker 1: I mean, our podcast is going to be filled with
Speaker 1: a lot of things that people don't get to see
Speaker 1: unless the camera is rolling on top of We're going
Speaker 1: to have epic guests that are going to give us
Speaker 1: an insight into their world, whether they're on film or
Speaker 1: doing reality TV singers. I want to venture into it all.
Speaker 1: I want to pay everyone's brain and all of their
Speaker 1: success so that I can copy exactly what they've done.
Speaker 3: And even though we're gonna have amazing I think that's
Speaker 3: great and I think maybe that was really well thank you.
Speaker 2: I think I think even I think.
Speaker 3: In addition to these incredible entertainers that we're going to have,
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna go outside the box. Like the
Speaker 3: other day, you were telling me you wanted to have
Speaker 3: the oldest living person in the world here.
Speaker 2: I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: The oldest person alive has seen some shit. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to know all about it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: I like to know, like how they communicated when they
Speaker 3: were in high school and how you know, I mean
Speaker 3: just like meaning.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I mean I didn't even think about one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty year old person ever even going to
Speaker 1: high school. That shit is insane.
Speaker 3: And then think about how they live today iPhones and
Speaker 3: how different the world has changed for them. I think
Speaker 3: that's I love that idea when you came up with that.
Speaker 3: So I think we're going to have every walk of
Speaker 3: life on give them La la with fucking Randall because
Speaker 3: that's what I'm intelling baby.
Speaker 1: No, I love it. I love that they're going to
Speaker 1: get to know us as a couple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that's going to go.
Speaker 3: And we're also going to talk about and or pump
Speaker 3: every week what your thoughts are, because I like to
Speaker 3: hear that too.
Speaker 1: I will give you all of my thoughts on this
Speaker 1: new season of vander Pumper Rules season eight. This is crazy.
Speaker 2: This is crazy.
Speaker 1: My fiance is like sitting next to me.
Speaker 2: He used to just be this like shaking his head.
Speaker 1: Shaking his head, disbelieve, knowing how the hell did this happen.
Speaker 4: He used to.
Speaker 1: Be just like this voiceless, faceless character. I was fine
Speaker 1: with that, by the way, And now you're like on
Speaker 1: vander Pumper Rules all right and doing a podcast.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, when you.
Speaker 3: Say it like that, I don't know if I should
Speaker 3: run home right now and hide.
Speaker 2: No baby, I will say this.
Speaker 3: I am happy that we showed a side of our
Speaker 3: relationship versus what people were thinking, how we are right
Speaker 3: and versus how we really are. And I think that
Speaker 3: doing this podcast with you, which again I don't know
Speaker 3: how you got me here, I think is going to
Speaker 3: be nice to let people seek on how we really
Speaker 3: are because I think there's a lot of misconceptions of
Speaker 3: our relationship so.
Speaker 1: Right, like people think that we're sleeping on stacks of
Speaker 1: hundreds and like flying on gold carpets, and it could
Speaker 1: not be further from what happened.
Speaker 3: I don't know how that shit started, but whatever it is,
Speaker 3: it's all bullshit. So I'm glad that we are, you know,
Speaker 3: going to get a chance to talk to people. I
Speaker 3: want people to actually get to know me a little bit.
Speaker 3: And I think that this is a nice forum where
Speaker 3: I can just kind of answer questions or be here
Speaker 3: to support you. Hopefully you'll do most of the talking
Speaker 3: on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Hold on, are you telling us that you are an
Speaker 1: open book and people are allowed to call and ask
Speaker 1: questions about your life?
Speaker 2: I will see how it goes like.
Speaker 3: If the questions come in and they're like easy and nice,
Speaker 3: then yes, no, no, no, that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work for me and my Give Them La Last Squad.
Speaker 1: If you're going to be an open book, you need
Speaker 1: to make it fucking interesting.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'll do my best. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I like this ain't no snooze fest over here for real,
Speaker 1: and we have a lot of things to talk about.
Speaker 1: I mean, the first two episodes of vander pumb Rules
Speaker 1: Season eight have.
Speaker 2: Aired, Yes, very exciting, and the.
Speaker 1: More episodes that air, it's like Randall's going to be
Speaker 1: making an appear soon.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm going to open this beer right now.
Speaker 1: And crack your beer.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 3: I want everybody to know that it is eleven in
Speaker 3: the morning, you are sober, and I am drinking a beer.
Speaker 2: You know that's all petrified.
Speaker 1: I encourage, I encourage, We have some of my Give
Speaker 1: Them La Last Squad in the room right now, they're
Speaker 1: all drinking. To be honest, and I encourage this. I
Speaker 1: tell people on a regular basis, if you don't have
Speaker 1: to be sober, I don't recommend it, like crack your beers,
Speaker 1: do you, boo babe.
Speaker 3: The one thing I'll tell you, I want to just
Speaker 3: say this, and I'm saying it with love. Your sobriety
Speaker 3: is epic on every level, and I don't think people
Speaker 3: really realize how far you've come and what you've done
Speaker 3: to get here. And I am blown away to be
Speaker 3: your fiance and so proud of you.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: So the most proud thing I've ever seen you do
Speaker 3: in your life. And You've done a lot of phenomenal
Speaker 3: things in your life, but the sobriety thing and the
Speaker 3: fact that you can encourage me to drink a beer
Speaker 3: at eleven in the morning shows that you're a badass.
Speaker 1: Thank you. And this season on vander Pump, they will
Speaker 1: definitely show my journey and sobriety and what I've been through.
Speaker 1: You know, last year I had a really rough year
Speaker 1: with the passing of my dad, and I turned to
Speaker 1: alcohol is my crutch, and vander Pump is such an
Speaker 1: amazing platform for me to be able to talk about
Speaker 1: sobriety and when you lose somebody very close, and I
Speaker 1: think that that's something that reality TV personalities don't get
Speaker 1: credit for. You know, we live our lives and we
Speaker 1: do become you know, quote unquote famous, but we don't
Speaker 1: have the luxury of hiding, because when you're going through
Speaker 1: something crazy, that's when the cameras want to capture every
Speaker 1: single moment.
Speaker 3: I think I hope your audience gets to see, you know,
Speaker 3: I hope fans here listening get to see kind of
Speaker 3: that other side of you because they're going to show
Speaker 3: those moments which are true and real, but they don't
Speaker 3: show they can't show all the moments because it's not
Speaker 3: a twenty four hour like really, I think here people
Speaker 3: get to hear that side of you where you know,
Speaker 3: it's like, this is what I had to go through,
Speaker 3: and this is it wasn't easy, and I obviously was
Speaker 3: there through all that that stuff and it was not
Speaker 3: easy and not not not it was horrible, but but
Speaker 3: you made but you made it out and here you
Speaker 3: are and then we're getting married in April, so it's
Speaker 3: kind of like you're a winner. You're a winner, crazy
Speaker 3: to think last season on this is a winner, but
Speaker 3: you're a winner.
Speaker 1: I'm winning, baby, I promise you. I'm winning at life
Speaker 1: with you by my side. But to go from last year,
Speaker 1: season seven of vander Pump Rules to this year, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's night and day, Sobriety, my man, my man, who
Speaker 1: I don't even have to call that any on? I
Speaker 1: get to call you rand on camera. Finally you have
Speaker 1: a name.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm happy with that, but I'm okay.
Speaker 3: But I was fine being your man.
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm just gonna be honest. I like being
Speaker 1: an open book. I don't like keeping secrets. So the
Speaker 1: fact that I had to refer to Randall as my
Speaker 1: man on a regular filming basis long with that was
Speaker 1: enough to make me want to ram.
Speaker 3: It's a great storyline. I think we should have kept
Speaker 3: it going for another three or four years.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know you fucking did not happening. Not happening.
Speaker 1: If I'm going down on a sinking shit, motherfucker, you're going.
Speaker 4: Down with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well you've done that a few times in the press.
Speaker 3: But anyway, moving on, moving on from.
Speaker 1: That again, open book, what do you want to know.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to know anything more than I
Speaker 3: already know because I had to read four thousand tabli articles.
Speaker 2: You know, here's the great thing, Lona, I'm going to
Speaker 2: leave it at this.
Speaker 3: You know, before I met you, the only article that
Speaker 3: was ever written about me was maybe I produced a
Speaker 3: movie or maybe I was at a nightclub with a celebrity.
Speaker 3: And now there's over nine thousand articles about me.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Here's how I look at it, you guys, and this
Speaker 1: is pretty morbid, but okay, So Randall's saying, like, before
Speaker 1: you came along, I was in the tabloids because I
Speaker 1: was like hanging out with a celebrity or.
Speaker 2: Making a movie.
Speaker 1: You were a friend of fine with that. Now, if
Speaker 1: we were to be on a plane and it crashed,
Speaker 1: we would have names like Lai la Ken and Randall
Speaker 1: Emmett go down and plane crash. It wouldn't just be
Speaker 1: like so and so and friend went down in a
Speaker 1: plane crash, and I think that is amazing.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 3: I used to say every time i'd be on a
Speaker 3: plane with an actor that I was making a movie.
Speaker 3: I was fine with the actor and friends I was
Speaker 3: totally cool at that. This was not my goal to
Speaker 3: get my name in the press if I die in
Speaker 3: a plane crash, Just so you know, it's never my goal.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you've taken me out of the shadows. You're right,
Speaker 3: you screwed me on every level. Because now if I
Speaker 3: go to a restaurant, they.
Speaker 2: Comment on my pants, my shoes. Why does he dress
Speaker 2: like that? Why is he fat? Why?
Speaker 3: I mean I thought I lived a good life. I mean,
Speaker 3: who doesn't like a steak and mashed potatoes. Now I
Speaker 3: go to the restaurant centers, I want to have string
Speaker 3: beans because I'm afraid.
Speaker 2: Oh babe, yeah, you've ruined. You've ruined.
Speaker 1: You are not fat. More cushion for the pushing is
Speaker 1: what I say.
Speaker 2: This is what I say.
Speaker 3: If the plane goes down, I'll be the first person
Speaker 3: everybody can eat if they if they need food, because
Speaker 3: I got I got oh.
Speaker 1: My god, oh my god, cannibalism, but I've.
Speaker 2: Got I've got filet and me caviar. Like I will be.
Speaker 3: A meal for everybody. Yes, who wants to eat the
Speaker 3: skinny guy?
Speaker 2: Nobody?
Speaker 4: Nobody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I don't know. There's always a benefit to
Speaker 3: being a little thicker.
Speaker 1: I will say this podcast is already fucking amazing. Why
Speaker 1: because we're just it's just great, Like I'm having the
Speaker 1: best time my last.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I feel like we haven't left our bedroom
Speaker 3: and we just came to a studio to record what
Speaker 3: we always talked about.
Speaker 1: Right instead of me sitting in bed watching friends and
Speaker 1: eating lunchables, I'm just sitting in office talking and eating lunchables.
Speaker 1: So I got the same.
Speaker 3: I just want to tell you, though, the thing that
Speaker 3: I'm probably pretty must.
Speaker 2: You know, the fact that.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a guest on here every week is
Speaker 3: pretty cool for me because I get to meet people
Speaker 3: that you know you work with, or you get to
Speaker 3: meet people that I work with, and we both get
Speaker 3: to meet people we've never met.
Speaker 2: But today's guest, the.
Speaker 3: One that you selected today, I think is you couldn't
Speaker 3: have picked a better guest.
Speaker 1: My mind is going to explode because I can't believe
Speaker 1: she's gracing us with her presence. We have the Queen
Speaker 1: of podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yep, Yes, what we do tell say say let us
Speaker 2: being the.
Speaker 1: Fuck out tell everybody we have Stacey Schroeder in that
Speaker 1: mother fucking building.
Speaker 3: I mean all I want to say about short that
Speaker 3: people don't realize if you have not been to her podcast,
Speaker 3: which I didn't even know you could do a podcast.
Speaker 3: So I'm sure you're gonna try to manipulate me at
Speaker 3: some point five years from now to go to some
Speaker 3: podcast or that's not happening.
Speaker 2: But I just want to say this. I went to
Speaker 2: Saucy's performance.
Speaker 3: I didn't know she rents out theaters and there are thousand,
Speaker 3: thousand people, thousands screaming her name. And not only that,
Speaker 3: she's like bono these people have merchandise.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, off the show. Yes she is. She's
Speaker 1: the bono of podcast.
Speaker 2: I bought.
Speaker 3: I bought a Saucy Schroeder shirt, wore it at the thing.
Speaker 3: I mean it was it was the most I'm gonna
Speaker 3: tell you, what a what a what a icon for
Speaker 3: me in this world. This is a woman that started
Speaker 3: on a reality show, built a podcast, took it on tour.
Speaker 3: Now her new one. I read I read on the internet.
Speaker 3: She's got a tour bus, she's got production. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is like legit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's badass.
Speaker 1: She's like Spice World.
Speaker 3: If she calls me a freaking bravo celebrity. I'm walking
Speaker 3: out of this podcast. I'm just I'm telling you now.
Speaker 3: If she says Bravoeleberty one time to me, I'm out
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 1: You want to know you're welcome for being a Bravo Celeberty. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear that with pride.
Speaker 2: Alex, get me the shot.
Speaker 1: It's the it's.
Speaker 2: Off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's pop teque anyway.
Speaker 3: But I am a big fan of Stace, you know,
Speaker 3: and I give anybody credit that can build a brand
Speaker 3: like she has to me.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Obviously I'm older, and branding and social media wasn't around
Speaker 3: when I was younger, and to watch somebody do what
Speaker 3: she's done, I'm intrigued. I want to ask all the
Speaker 3: questions that I'm sure you know everybody wants to know,
Speaker 3: like how, how how did this happen? How did you
Speaker 3: turn into this thing? A tour and not five cities,
Speaker 3: thirty cities sold out?
Speaker 1: On top of she wrote a book, became a she's
Speaker 1: on her second that she's going to start writing her
Speaker 1: first book. Yeah, next Level Basic is in New York
Speaker 1: Times best Seller.
Speaker 2: That's cheesy.
Speaker 1: So that's crazy, and you guys have to know, like
Speaker 1: when I'm with Stassy. We basically just bump gums and
Speaker 1: talk shit about everybody we know, and it's the best time.
Speaker 2: Ever you do that.
Speaker 1: Also, I drink Perrier, she drinks red wine. It's super chic.
Speaker 1: But today I get to ask her all the questions
Speaker 1: about how she has built a Stassy empire. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's not many reality TV personalities or reality TV stars
Speaker 1: who have done what she's one hundred.
Speaker 2: Percent that's I think.
Speaker 3: My point is that there's a lot of reality people
Speaker 3: in the world, just like there's a lot of actors,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of producers.
Speaker 2: But she is one of a kind.
Speaker 3: I mean, to do have the success that she has
Speaker 3: and at the level she had, it's unbelievable. It really
Speaker 3: is unbelievable. And I give her so much respect and
Speaker 3: so much credit. And it's going to kill me because
Speaker 3: she's going to probably call me a probablebrity, but I'm
Speaker 3: going to really want to know how did this happen?
Speaker 3: How did she go from what we're doing, sitting here
Speaker 3: talking shit to each other, yeah, to having thousands of
Speaker 3: people line up every single show.
Speaker 1: I also can't wait to ask her about her wedding
Speaker 1: planning because this bitch has chosen Italy.
Speaker 2: I'd rather put a grenade launcher in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Us planning a wedding just like every hour down the street.
Speaker 3: No, no, we're an hour down the street and we
Speaker 3: wake up in the sweats and we barely talk to
Speaker 3: each other certain days over this.
Speaker 2: She's planning a wedding five thousand miles away. I do
Speaker 2: not know how she's doing that.
Speaker 1: I want to get this bitch in here so we
Speaker 1: can start this thing. Okay, right, Oh, my fucking god,
Speaker 1: we have Stacy. She's sitting right in front of me.
Speaker 1: The ship is crazy. I'm actually gonna ship my Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 5: I am so proud because my little Bravo celebrity is
Speaker 5: all grown up.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about Lala. He literally just say that.
Speaker 2: I'm walking out.
Speaker 5: You are You're like you're like you were like a
Speaker 5: baby dinosaur that like hatched into the Bravo celebrity Jurassic Officer.
Speaker 3: Your torture, I said, I say, you know what, I
Speaker 3: toss it a ruin my fucking life today.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see here for thirty minutes to listen
Speaker 2: to you abuse me.
Speaker 3: But you know what, I'm okay with it because this
Speaker 3: is our first time and obviously my first time, and
Speaker 3: to have you here, the Queen is is is great.
Speaker 4: I'm honored. I'm seriously very honored that you guys asked
Speaker 4: me to be first.
Speaker 1: Like I really, I really appreciate it. We're being so
Speaker 1: excited stops. But I am a little nervous.
Speaker 4: No, what do you ever get nervous?
Speaker 1: That's why I said, well, usually i've been. I've been
Speaker 1: telling everybody. Usually you and I just sit around and
Speaker 1: drink Perier and red wine and talk shit about everybody.
Speaker 1: And now let's do that.
Speaker 2: Let's do that.
Speaker 4: Let's do that.
Speaker 3: By the way, I like that idea. Yeah, I had
Speaker 3: a crack of beer because I was petrified.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 5: I am so desperate for alcohol, but I've been sick. No,
Speaker 5: I'm on antibiotics. Thank you to your doctor.
Speaker 2: What happened? So I say, you my doctor, and what happened?
Speaker 2: Because he is the greatest.
Speaker 4: He is a baller.
Speaker 5: He literally just like he's like, fine, when you get
Speaker 5: off the plane, come to my office and I'll come
Speaker 5: meet you there.
Speaker 4: Comes and meets me there. It's like all black. I
Speaker 4: go there. He does all these tests on.
Speaker 5: Me that no doctor's ever done before, gives me a
Speaker 5: shot in my ass. He like called me twice yesterday, tells.
Speaker 4: Me everything I have. He's like, I'm gonna call you
Speaker 4: on Sundays too.
Speaker 2: How much better you felt?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so much? It really is. I thought
Speaker 4: I was dying.
Speaker 1: It was crazy though, because we were in Utah for
Speaker 1: Katie's birthday this week and Stossy, I've never seen anybody
Speaker 1: rally like you. Thank you, like you're a good thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Never I would have been like, y'all have fun.
Speaker 1: I'm staying in bed. And she hustled. She was there
Speaker 1: celebrating hot.
Speaker 4: Toddy's Wow, mulled wine your profession.
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 1: I did it. Yeah, No, she's a gangster.
Speaker 3: So I was excited that you're here for obviously a
Speaker 3: lot of reasons, your success, et cetera.
Speaker 2: This is really really, this is so.
Speaker 4: Weird because this is how I feel around you, around you, Randall.
Speaker 6: This is.
Speaker 4: It feels weird to have Randall talk about my success.
Speaker 3: Like really, but I was saying, and we talk shit
Speaker 3: to each other. It's what why we're friends and we
Speaker 3: have fun. But the truth is, like we're doing this
Speaker 3: for the first time.
Speaker 2: This is crazy for me. I never thought I'd be
Speaker 2: doing anything like this.
Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, like, you started your podcast what four
Speaker 3: or five years ago?
Speaker 4: Six years ago? Six years ago, and I went to.
Speaker 3: Your show thinking I'm just going to a show like
Speaker 3: Sistasse in a room of like thirty forty people. You
Speaker 3: have thousands of people that are lined up your flying
Speaker 3: merchandise off off the shelf, like your bono of you
Speaker 3: two well to do that.
Speaker 1: You're the You're the podcast, you have podcasts. That's you.
Speaker 2: Incredible opening app you were like, bono.
Speaker 5: Oh you guys, listen, you guys will get there. I
Speaker 5: heard your first minute and a half and I was like, damn,
Speaker 5: I need to.
Speaker 4: Step up my game.
Speaker 3: Yes, but we just can you just share with us
Speaker 3: kind of like how it evolved and how you got
Speaker 3: to that place where you have.
Speaker 2: A tour bus and you're touring the United States of America.
Speaker 4: I really, I really don't know how I tricked everyone.
Speaker 4: And I'm into this honestly. Whenever people ask me that,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 5: Every one of my listeners has to be batshit crazy
Speaker 5: because like when you think about it, like podcasting is
Speaker 5: the most narcissistic job ever, like, you start something just yourself,
Speaker 5: assuming that people want to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 5: It's weird, right, but I think that honestly, if you
Speaker 5: just like this sounds so lame, But the more authentic
Speaker 5: you are, and when you just like people feel like
Speaker 5: they're really like in your living room, like flies on
Speaker 5: the wall, they become part of your family and your
Speaker 5: friends if you don't censor yourself. I think people just
Speaker 5: really want to connect with something that's real. Some people
Speaker 5: won't like it because they're like, oh, well, you're not
Speaker 5: my thing, but the people who you know, yeah, connect
Speaker 5: with it, they'll they'll sense that like authenticity, it's.
Speaker 2: Just basically no filter. It's just being how you are. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and hopefully.
Speaker 4: People and hopefully people like it.
Speaker 5: Not everyone will listen. I went to Reddit once and
Speaker 5: it was no bueno. Not because it was no bueno,
Speaker 5: I will never do it again, because I wanted to
Speaker 5: see what people were saying about my tour and I
Speaker 5: was like, oh my god, horrifying.
Speaker 4: So it's like there are some people.
Speaker 2: That go there.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, then why did you buy all this money?
Speaker 4: Why are you going on Reddit to just rip it? Apart.
Speaker 4: It was scary. So they mean, there are some people
Speaker 4: that aren't gonna like it, but you just gotta be
Speaker 4: okay with it.
Speaker 2: But when you started, did you have a format? Did
Speaker 2: you like did you know kind of where you were going?
Speaker 4: Or is just randall? I still don't have a format?
Speaker 1: I really I am.
Speaker 5: I literally just turn on my equipment. Sometimes I do
Speaker 5: it but myself. Sometimes I do it with a professional guest.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I just do it with bo like. Sometimes I
Speaker 5: do it with friends and I just talk about whatever
Speaker 5: the fuck I want to talk about.
Speaker 4: There is there really is that you're.
Speaker 1: So interesting that people are going to be like, dude,
Speaker 1: we all.
Speaker 4: Are so interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're by the way. You better be taking
Speaker 1: note of everything that's happening because whatever we need to
Speaker 1: fucking fix you better because I'm not a patient person.
Speaker 1: I can't be waiting six years for this to pop off.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 5: No, well, listen, y'all's dynamic. You're really lucky that you
Speaker 5: have each other and that you work so well together. Really,
Speaker 5: so you guys are all like and I think people
Speaker 5: are so starving to hear your dynamic.
Speaker 4: I think that people are just like so ready for it.
Speaker 5: And this is going to be It's not like banner
Speaker 5: pump roles where it's like an edited scene and you
Speaker 5: know you're not in control over what people see.
Speaker 4: They're going to be able to like be a part
Speaker 4: of your lives. This is it's gonna be great.
Speaker 3: I think That's what I'm most That's what I'm most
Speaker 3: excited about, is like it's just me and my girl
Speaker 3: and we just talk about us and life and the
Speaker 3: way we do talk about things every day versus the
Speaker 3: way people have built it up.
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, you know, you know I think that
Speaker 5: people probably is Yes, I think people probably assume that
Speaker 5: you wear the pants and like you make all the roles, which.
Speaker 4: You do kind of. But Lala is a bitch.
Speaker 2: She's a bit.
Speaker 4: She's such a bitch.
Speaker 3: I mean, moodcast I'm getting my.
Speaker 5: ASI when I when we were in Utah, my favorite
Speaker 5: part of the trip was like the twenty seven calls
Speaker 5: Lalla made to you a day just to be like,
Speaker 5: I don't give the fuck, get it done.
Speaker 4: Fuck Vanessa Hudgens and her breakup. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 4: I need my weddings.
Speaker 1: No, here's okaying, not really.
Speaker 4: She was just like I don't care about what else
Speaker 4: is going on.
Speaker 2: I believe you remember that, right?
Speaker 1: Fuck man, I was just sharing you guys when I'm planning.
Speaker 1: Jossy can relate to this because she's you're planning a
Speaker 1: wedding as.
Speaker 5: It stops, ass stupid. I am a bridezione.
Speaker 1: She's a bridezil. I think even more so than me.
Speaker 4: You're not a bridezilla. You're only a bride villa to
Speaker 4: a random Yeah, not to your friend.
Speaker 2: No, are you to everybody? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think so. I mean you witnessed the fight Lalla
Speaker 4: and I got it. Oh my god, Yeah I was.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 4: That was the toughest I've been with Lala.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Ever, Yeah, because you guys obviously have this great relationship.
Speaker 3: I know you guys are good friends. But I go
Speaker 3: to New York to bro and I'm like, hey, I
Speaker 3: just got here, and I had just come from the
Speaker 3: center of our film festival with my movie.
Speaker 2: I'm like on cloud nine, I'm here to.
Speaker 3: Support and boom, there is a throwdown over color of
Speaker 3: brides based dress.
Speaker 2: Yes there was. If anybody ever thinks vander Pomp Rules
Speaker 2: is fake, they're full of shit.
Speaker 3: Come I'm in that room where you two are about
Speaker 3: to have duke it out over over dresses. I know.
Speaker 4: Lala was like, are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry?
Speaker 5: I'm like, She's like, you look like you're about to cry.
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, I'm angry, and I'm like, you guys
Speaker 5: are about to go on stage.
Speaker 1: I only know how to go toes with people I
Speaker 1: don't like. Yeah, No, I love Stossy so much, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how to handle this.
Speaker 1: But Dossy, you got your yeah.
Speaker 4: But you know, in my second book, I just wrote
Speaker 4: about this.
Speaker 5: I'm writing you a love letter in my bride Zilla
Speaker 5: section because you let me win. So I have it
Speaker 5: because I really do appreciate you letting me win that
Speaker 5: one fight. I know you was a thing.
Speaker 1: It was a choice that you made to let me win,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But that's because I love
Speaker 1: you so much as a friend. And now we have
Speaker 1: that history where we have ripped each other's heads off,
Speaker 1: and now I'm just like, I die for you. So
Speaker 1: I would never ruin a friendship over I would have
Speaker 1: ruined a.
Speaker 4: Friendship if we would have done the same thing. It
Speaker 4: just would have we would have I would have gotten
Speaker 4: over it.
Speaker 1: React, but take the one ruin out of it. I
Speaker 1: would rather just be like whatever than even yes when she.
Speaker 2: Falling wedding.
Speaker 4: So for the wedding dress.
Speaker 3: But you know how we were saying, they like, our
Speaker 3: wedding is an hour down the road and we're tripping out.
Speaker 2: How do you deal with wedding five thousand miles away?
Speaker 2: Because I hate it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate it, and I wish we never decided it.
Speaker 5: And I wish that we were going to the courthouse. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because it's on vander pump Rule's randall. So every single thing,
Speaker 5: the hotel, the venue, the rehearsal, dinner, whatever restaurants we
Speaker 5: fucking go to, it has to be okay, a year
Speaker 5: yes of film approved, a year in advance, and no
Speaker 5: one in Italy likes TV. Apparently no one wants to
Speaker 5: sign that vander pump Roule's release.
Speaker 4: It's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: How many how many places have you lost because of this?
Speaker 2: That is hard?
Speaker 4: I can't even count, really, I can't count. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: like I don't know.
Speaker 2: Heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like not.
Speaker 5: Even excited anymore. Like yesterday, I was like, I think
Speaker 5: we're really close. We're really close. He's like, don't even
Speaker 5: talk to me about this. He's like, he's like, I
Speaker 5: want to go back to Bravo and be like, this
Speaker 5: isn't happening anymore, Like we're not doing this on camera.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't really have a choice.
Speaker 2: Contract. This is my job.
Speaker 4: I am not Randall, Emma, I need this, bouth.
Speaker 3: I just I give you a lot of credit because
Speaker 3: I was telling her I couldn't. I would have lost
Speaker 3: it after like one venue, you know, because I haven't
Speaker 3: been through multiple venues, multiple restaurants.
Speaker 4: That has to be well in the hotels is the
Speaker 4: worst part hotel.
Speaker 1: It's that's like, you know, it's where we sleep, we
Speaker 1: get ready, we want to feel comfortable.
Speaker 5: That's been harder than anything else. Have one now, no,
Speaker 5: oh my god, no, we have two that they're like
Speaker 5: most likely will work out. And I was telling all
Speaker 5: of this, you know, when we were in new Town, like, y'all,
Speaker 5: if this hotel isn't that nice, it is not my fault.
Speaker 5: Please don't talk shit on camera about it. I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know what else to do. I
Speaker 4: have no say anymore.
Speaker 3: But I you know, I think the but I will
Speaker 3: say I think that's why I think your show is
Speaker 3: so successful and you guys are so successful. You're very authentic,
Speaker 3: like you'll, I don't think people realize what you sacrifice
Speaker 3: to put your life out really and this is the
Speaker 3: kind of stuff like I would never.
Speaker 2: Be built for, but this is why you guys are
Speaker 2: who you are.
Speaker 3: And I think that I really hope fans see this
Speaker 3: siding because got to your wedding day to go through
Speaker 3: what you're going through is brutal.
Speaker 4: That better be filmed to perfection. For all the hell
Speaker 4: that I'm going through, here's the delighting. That better be
Speaker 4: like a pretty shelter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you packed such a beautiful and like you're taking
Speaker 1: everyone to Rome. I feel like.
Speaker 2: Pretty pretty romantic, Yeah, pretty romantic.
Speaker 1: A struggle and it's not like for us, it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we need to take a trip down to Newport. She
Speaker 1: can't be like, well, we need to hop on a
Speaker 1: plane to Rome.
Speaker 5: Next weekend, like yeah before the wedding, our wedding planner
Speaker 5: said we had to, but I'm like there's zero time.
Speaker 4: So like, you guys can go food taste.
Speaker 5: Tests whatever the heck you want, and I trust whatever
Speaker 5: you actually say.
Speaker 1: It's Italian food, you know, what I mean, I just
Speaker 1: if you're even having to have someone else food like
Speaker 1: taste for you. Yeah, when the hell are we going
Speaker 1: to have time to go back to rood podcast towards.
Speaker 5: And your bachelorette trip and your wedding and your honeymoon and.
Speaker 2: Your show at my shows.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things, And I'm like, there's I
Speaker 1: wanted Stassy at my bachelorette so badly that I changed
Speaker 1: the date Randall's birthday.
Speaker 5: Randall, I'm really Randall. I was when she got off
Speaker 5: the phone with you. I'm like, Randall's going to be
Speaker 5: so mad at me. You did not tell me it's
Speaker 5: his birthday.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 4: I'm terrified.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put my phone away so that Randall doesn't
Speaker 5: call me like he's forty nine?
Speaker 1: Is that like a monumental birthday? I don't get it.
Speaker 2: No, it's my fucking birthday. What do you mean? Let
Speaker 2: me tell you what I did for your fucking birthday
Speaker 2: this year. I blew your ass and.
Speaker 3: All your friends the cabo and gave you pilla that
Speaker 3: was twenty thousand square feet and gave you the most
Speaker 3: romantic thing. But but I want to tell you my
Speaker 3: birthday it's like, who gives a shit? Now, I want
Speaker 3: to say, what last thing she screwed me? You screwed
Speaker 3: me because bachelor party should be on the same weekend
Speaker 3: so we don't torture each other. Right now, she's going
Speaker 3: to be home while I'm on mine blowing my phone up.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, thanks Thas, You're the best.
Speaker 4: Okay, I did that was valid.
Speaker 1: I feel like it may be your birthday, but on
Speaker 1: my birthday. Well, this is like, let's just make it
Speaker 1: very clear. You flew me to Mexico for my birthday weekend,
Speaker 1: and then we flew home on my birthday, so we'll
Speaker 1: celebrate your birthday on the weekend before.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: Well, now his argument, he's he's switched direction. It isn't
Speaker 5: about his birthday anymore.
Speaker 4: It's about you, guys.
Speaker 1: When the first excuse don't work, you go to the
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you stands trying to.
Speaker 3: Move my fr bachelor party in the course, STOSSI picked
Speaker 3: that ship up the two seconds.
Speaker 2: Babe, you'll make my birthday special. I know you will.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Like a week or two later, a birthday is
Speaker 1: a birthday, no matter when it takes place.
Speaker 3: I think you should ask some things about our podcast.
Speaker 3: I'd like to know, or I'll ask if you're not
Speaker 3: going to ask.
Speaker 1: Well, I know that her first guest because I listened
Speaker 1: to your first podcast with Christina Kelly. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: actually made me really nervous. Oh my god, it was horrible.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really.
Speaker 5: Caused it every every five seconds, five minutes. Sorry, we
Speaker 5: paused and we were like, we need a wine break.
Speaker 5: So it took us probably over six hours to record
Speaker 5: as we pose, and I'm like, what the fuck do
Speaker 5: people talk about on a podcast?
Speaker 1: So when you first knew you were going to do
Speaker 1: a podcast, were you scrambling for a guest or did
Speaker 1: you already know, like my best friend Christina Kelly is
Speaker 1: going to be the first one.
Speaker 4: No, I already knew. I wanted to. Yeah, have Christina.
Speaker 4: I'm like, whoever you know clim closest to I trust her.
Speaker 4: We can just get this done. Hustle together, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where did you do it?
Speaker 5: My apartment that I had with my ex boyfriend Monster Patrick.
Speaker 5: We did it like up in the loft, yeah, by ourselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was scary.
Speaker 1: I actually have a fun question to ask you if
Speaker 1: you were to rate your boyfriends from most hated to
Speaker 1: least hated Frank Jack's Patrick.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's so tough. Least hated Jacks.
Speaker 5: Okay, Frank and Pat listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: with Frank a most hated. He tried to sell a
Speaker 5: sex tape of me. That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 5: That kind of takes it's the most traumatizing.
Speaker 4: As awful as Patrick was, he never did that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, he never tried to like expose you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, excuse I don't know the guy, but it seems
Speaker 3: like maybe he was just like the wrong It was
Speaker 3: just mismatched, mismatched.
Speaker 4: I think he just what he saw me and wanted
Speaker 4: to mold me into something.
Speaker 5: That I wasn't.
Speaker 2: And that happens, I mean different things, but you realize that, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, Jacks was pretty bad too, though, So let's let
Speaker 4: let's not let him on.
Speaker 1: None of them are good, but he was pretty bad.
Speaker 4: And he's the first to admit it.
Speaker 2: It's not like I'm no, no, he admits it.
Speaker 4: Talking ship.
Speaker 3: Thing in both of your defense if because obviously I
Speaker 3: was a vander Pump fan and the prior to Lala
Speaker 3: ever being on the show, and me and all my friends,
Speaker 3: I mean Jack's was TV gold.
Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, though Randall.
Speaker 2: Your relationship was TV Gold.
Speaker 5: I brought him into this. He was not even supposed
Speaker 5: to be on Vanner pump rolls. He was not working
Speaker 5: at sir and they cast the rest of us and
Speaker 5: they're like, who are you dating?
Speaker 2: And I was like this guy Jack and Jack's owes
Speaker 2: you all of that?
Speaker 1: Did you Did you start dating that after that?
Speaker 4: I own him.
Speaker 1: Did you start dating Jack's after that trip to Vegas?
Speaker 4: Yes, the day I met you. Yes, the day I
Speaker 4: met Jacks.
Speaker 1: So Stossy and I had crazy when I was eighteen
Speaker 1: years old for the first time.
Speaker 5: I was like modeling at project in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yes, like the Magic Show in Vegas. And I met
Speaker 1: Stossy and I remember exactly what I was wearing and
Speaker 1: she was you was like a you were wearing like
Speaker 1: an oversized coat, yeah, and you were right yes, and
Speaker 1: you were like around, I love that, I love this look.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, this like beautiful
Speaker 1: girl who lives in La and Nos fashion thinks I
Speaker 1: look good.
Speaker 4: And so sweet.
Speaker 1: I really did think that. And I met Jack's that
Speaker 1: same trip and they.
Speaker 4: That that day was the first. So I met Jack's
Speaker 4: and La La the same day.
Speaker 2: This is this is history. Yeah, this is history that
Speaker 2: nobody knows.
Speaker 4: No one knows this.
Speaker 2: No, this is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm a vander Pump fan. Prior to me
Speaker 3: being dragged into this whole situation, I was I love
Speaker 3: the show. I mean when I watched the show, it
Speaker 3: was epic. I mean, you and Jackson, the whole crew
Speaker 3: and just screaming and yelling and fighting and kicking.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it would not be fun to be in
Speaker 2: those songs, but it was pretty.
Speaker 5: Fucking insane, you know what. Just recently they were doing
Speaker 5: the season one, like playing all them on Bravo and reruns,
Speaker 5: and I watched a few of them and I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is so good.
Speaker 4: This is so good. I'm so unaffected, but it's so good.
Speaker 1: So are you as hype first season eight as you
Speaker 1: were going into your very first season? Well?
Speaker 5: I was until I started seeing Season eight air.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was you know, I mean a buzz killed
Speaker 1: to say the very lead.
Speaker 4: It's kind of.
Speaker 5: Confusing. I was really excited about season eight. I'm going
Speaker 5: to try to continue to be excited about it.
Speaker 4: I think I was. I get more excited every year.
Speaker 5: I think it was like, yeah, I think season one
Speaker 5: I didn't even know what to expect, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm like, what the I remember the first
Speaker 5: scene that we filmed was like with we were all
Speaker 5: having brunch and it was where I was said, I'm
Speaker 5: the devil and don't you forget it? And I remember
Speaker 5: leaving that scene being like, what the fuck is this
Speaker 5: show going to be about. It's going to be so boring?
Speaker 5: What is it going to be about? Me and Jack's fighting?
Speaker 5: Like this is ridiculous?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then h TV, Yeah, you know what those stats?
Speaker 1: I remember because I had met all of you, and
Speaker 1: I was sitting at home in Utah and they were
Speaker 1: doing that whole thing where it's like the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of BH. And then they flooded it in into vander
Speaker 1: Pump Rules, and I was like, who the fuck is
Speaker 1: gonna watch this show about a bunch of servers and
Speaker 1: people went insane.
Speaker 2: In the first three episodes. I'm telling you that me
Speaker 2: and my friends were letting out.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wish I was trying to bribe people
Speaker 3: at the network to give me all the episodes, like
Speaker 3: that's how much we were randall.
Speaker 5: I just love like picturing you sitting around with your
Speaker 5: guy friends watching vander pump Roll going this is crazy.
Speaker 3: She threw the shut him this is I mean, we
Speaker 3: couldn't believe that this was going on. But by the way,
Speaker 3: remember there was no show like this. There was nothing
Speaker 3: like this show. This show when it came out was
Speaker 3: a unicorn.
Speaker 1: Though there's still no other show like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People have tried to duplicate you, and it never works.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. The key to our success is just
Speaker 4: like real friendships.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, it's really like all it is.
Speaker 5: I can't think of any other shows that are about
Speaker 5: a real, built in group of friends.
Speaker 4: And that's why we don't like. You know, it's really
Speaker 4: hard for new people. It took you a while.
Speaker 1: It took you two years. Yeah, it takes really good
Speaker 1: and good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just how it is.
Speaker 3: It wasn't easy for her, and I know that. But
Speaker 3: I also say that I didn't really know that your
Speaker 3: reality show is so real. I mean now I've been
Speaker 3: around four years. You guys, really, when the camera stop,
Speaker 3: nothing changes. Yeah, it's like Kate, you'll call Katie olt,
Speaker 3: Katie will call you out, you call loll out and
Speaker 3: you guys spend an infinite amount of time together.
Speaker 2: It's nut.
Speaker 3: So I think that I hope people realize that your
Speaker 3: show is really who you guys are and for better
Speaker 3: and worse. And I think that that's what makes your
Speaker 3: your TV goal Because when I watched it in the beginning,
Speaker 3: I didn't know anybody. I was like, there's no way
Speaker 3: this shit's real. This is too crazy. But now I
Speaker 3: see you yet I'm like, it's just never. But I
Speaker 3: think you're right.
Speaker 2: What are the reality show?
Speaker 3: And I know a lot of different people in the industry,
Speaker 3: what are the reality show has friendships?
Speaker 2: Like you guys have ten years deep? Yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 5: I was talking to one of the housewives the other
Speaker 5: day and she was like, wait a second, So, like
Speaker 5: you're going on a trip with your cast mates and
Speaker 5: I'm like off season, yeah, off season.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I'm going on a trip with my friends.
Speaker 4: And she's like you what.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, she didn't there understand.
Speaker 5: That, Like no, like we do this all the time,
Speaker 5: like we hang out all that, Like these are actually
Speaker 5: my friends that I call.
Speaker 2: Her mind was buy, Yeah, I don't think that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I really don't think, Like what friends of mine who
Speaker 3: don't watch shows say that show's not real. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: you arederstand. They're all friends. They hang out, they go
Speaker 3: on trips together. They vacation in Europe together, they go
Speaker 3: to Salt Lake City together for a ski trip, like
Speaker 3: whatever it is. They do everything together, they go to
Speaker 3: the gym together. They it's like they are really best friends.
Speaker 1: They don't well, no one understands the world like we
Speaker 1: understand the world. Yeah, you know, we can understand it
Speaker 1: on a completely different level. So we we have, of
Speaker 1: course friends outside of the show. Yeah, of course, but
Speaker 1: the show is such a big part of our lives
Speaker 1: that we like to vent to each other about it.
Speaker 1: It's a we need to we.
Speaker 2: Need herapy, yes, therapy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's just it's a bond.
Speaker 5: It's like a very It's like what I would imagine
Speaker 5: if everyone was on Lost together, if they were stranded on.
Speaker 4: A deserted island. It's a bond.
Speaker 5: That's really Fonds just kind of is we're all bonded
Speaker 5: by this.
Speaker 3: But you know what, but it is the equivalent to
Speaker 3: a scripted show where they become a family over and
Speaker 3: over and over and over and I have a lot
Speaker 3: of friends of different script shows. They are like, become
Speaker 3: family after nine years? Yeah, I mean, how rare do
Speaker 3: you have a show eight years in? It doesn't happen
Speaker 3: in anything. So yeah, it's a it's a you tip
Speaker 3: your hat to the show because it is amazing. And
Speaker 3: I think that you guys, it's not easy because I
Speaker 3: watch you guys put it all out there and I'm
Speaker 3: blown away.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 4: You do it ran such, You're scen this. Can we
Speaker 4: just let me just take a moment and say I've
Speaker 4: talked to the Vanner.
Speaker 5: Pumperroles, producers, the crew and everyone, and they have said
Speaker 5: that you're scene with Bow in our room at the
Speaker 5: wedding in Kentucky is the best scene of the season.
Speaker 1: I know you are like, how do you break out that?
Speaker 1: Our men are the ones that brought the breakout? Break
Speaker 1: the breakout star of might be.
Speaker 3: The break I don't know, break break, I don't know,
Speaker 3: break my ass, I don't know something.
Speaker 1: It's You're going to be.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be and not to have any to
Speaker 3: dwell on this anymore except sign of another beer.
Speaker 2: But I am petrified.
Speaker 3: But what's coming because you know, I know I was there,
Speaker 3: I remember being there, but I don't have any concept
Speaker 3: of what that's going to look like or feel like.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1: Just don't go to Reddit. Never, no one ever go
Speaker 1: to Reddit. Okay, don't go to Reddit, stoss We are
Speaker 1: going to listen to voicemails now with people that call in,
Speaker 1: and I want you to be a part of this. Okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: remember y'all, you can call in, leave me a message comments.
Speaker 1: The number is eight sixty six La La Pod again,
Speaker 1: eight sixty six, La La Pod.
Speaker 2: I love I wish everybody could see Stossy's face because
Speaker 2: is like, what.
Speaker 4: I am so lazy with my podcast.
Speaker 2: The fun not really not really touring.
Speaker 1: Uh I, no one, there's nothing lazy about.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, I penciled you, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I've never had a friend who pencils things.
Speaker 2: In like I Doossy is a real busy person.
Speaker 1: I know. It's amazing. No, I really love you.
Speaker 4: I love you too.
Speaker 1: All right, let's listen to our first voicemail. Hey Lala,
Speaker 1: hey Randall.
Speaker 3: My question for you guys is, what's it like to
Speaker 3: be followed by paparazzi, and have you ever kicked them
Speaker 3: off to where you're going to be to get publicity?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: I want to hear answered this one.
Speaker 4: Have you guys ever tipped off the.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to do that. No, I
Speaker 2: have once you have, you admit it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was when Patrick dumped me on our anniversary the
Speaker 5: day before our trip to Mexico, and I was like,
Speaker 5: thank you, I appreciate it. And I was like, you
Speaker 5: know what if I'm going to you know what, I
Speaker 5: look hot on this trip, I'm feeling skinny. I need
Speaker 5: him to see how hot I looked. So I was like,
Speaker 5: paparazzi here, I am, Yes, I did do that.
Speaker 1: That's great, that's amazing.
Speaker 5: I need to learn how to do I've never done that.
Speaker 1: No, I've never done that, not because I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: just don't know how. And it seems like if I
Speaker 1: do do that, I'm gonna have to get ready that day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: Part seems like it is.
Speaker 4: A pain in the ass. It's like a work day.
Speaker 4: It is like a work day.
Speaker 2: It is a workday.
Speaker 1: But teach me how to do that, because I may
Speaker 1: start doing that totally.
Speaker 4: You know who else does that?
Speaker 1: KIMC did it?
Speaker 4: Shina does that whenever she goes to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: She does often and pretends like she does do it
Speaker 1: a lot. I love her so much because she thinks
Speaker 1: we're stupid, Like, really, you did that?
Speaker 5: Do you think that paparazzi are just like hanging out
Speaker 5: in Hawaii on the water, No, one, No, that has
Speaker 5: never happened.
Speaker 1: You think paparazzi are just like you're watching you, like,
Speaker 1: go to Disneyland with Mickey Mouse. Here, it's not happening.
Speaker 1: You called them bitch just a minute.
Speaker 2: Guys are really next level, both of you.
Speaker 5: You guys always get paparazzi though at Craigs and even
Speaker 5: when I go with you, no one cares about me.
Speaker 4: They only care about y'all.
Speaker 2: That's no, it's true.
Speaker 4: I don't it's true. It is they only take photos
Speaker 4: of you guys. Is dope?
Speaker 2: Dope? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like the Papa, Yeah it is. It's cool.
Speaker 4: You guys look cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like no, I feel dope because it's like they're
Speaker 1: already gonna be there. I don't have to call them,
Speaker 1: and then I get to go in, I get to
Speaker 1: have my dinner like they're already They're already there. They're
Speaker 1: already there.
Speaker 5: You don't have to call and be like, you don't
Speaker 5: have to call the paps hit them up and be
Speaker 5: like guess what I'm walking in?
Speaker 1: No, like they're already there.
Speaker 4: But I've gone with you if you have.
Speaker 2: Free dinners for like a week or two.
Speaker 5: For this, Yeah, Chris, why don't you ever take photos
Speaker 5: of me? I'm getting out of Randall's car too.
Speaker 2: I think the only reason we get a photo or
Speaker 2: I get a photo. I know, way you guys, maybe
Speaker 2: it's because of the car.
Speaker 5: Only I'm getting out of your car, Randall, you to
Speaker 5: get a picture. No, it's all they literally they're like,
Speaker 5: who's this friend?
Speaker 3: Next, we're gonna pull up. I'm going to stay in
Speaker 3: the car like your driver. You two get out?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, game, yeah, all right, let's listen to this
Speaker 1: funny second voicemail.
Speaker 6: Hi Lala and Randall, Lala, I love you on vander
Speaker 6: Pump Rules And I assume vander Pump isn't scripted word
Speaker 6: for word, but how much planning and direction is there
Speaker 6: from the crew and Randall? Why is the Irishman so long?
Speaker 6: I haven't seen it yet because I need to make time. Yeah,
Speaker 6: wait to hear you guys on the air.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys, I'll go second, mine's going to take
Speaker 2: a minute, go ahead.
Speaker 1: So no, there's not a script, but obviously there's a
Speaker 1: storyline that has to unfold during the season. But I
Speaker 1: would say, like the only planning they do is giving
Speaker 1: us call times otherwise and walk ups and walk ups.
Speaker 5: Yeah, having to just like film your walk up sometimes
Speaker 5: more than once, and the only direction is like yes
Speaker 5: exactly they and then they're just like, hey, you know
Speaker 5: what you just found out the other day, Maybe bring
Speaker 5: it up right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But like otherwise, like we here's the thing though, when
Speaker 1: you've been doing it for eight years for you, I
Speaker 1: don't need to We don't need direction anymore. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm to funck shit up. That's all I know. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: You know, you just have to go in every scene
Speaker 5: and just be like, Okay, I'm here to just like
Speaker 5: talk shit about what I just heard, be honest, call
Speaker 5: whoever out.
Speaker 1: Whatever I was thinking. It's really just like speak what's
Speaker 1: in your head exactly, sh oh up and be very.
Speaker 3: Basically and also the one thing I will give you guys.
Speaker 3: About vander prompt is that you don't get two months
Speaker 3: to be mad at somebody. You get one night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then it's right back in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't see anything like that. If Be and
Speaker 2: my buddy Alex we get in an argument, I won't
Speaker 2: talk to him for a week. Right, come back at
Speaker 2: twelve o'clock for lunche and you've got to talk it
Speaker 2: out now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to talk about it. Yes, we're also
Speaker 1: going to give you free alcohol.
Speaker 4: Yes, honestly, thank God for that.
Speaker 5: Yes, God, I would be so boring if I mean,
Speaker 5: you're the only person I know that's actually like crazy
Speaker 5: or sober.
Speaker 1: That is the nicest thing I ever said to me.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, know for real.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm so honored that you sick.
Speaker 2: Part is that you're honored to be called crazy. I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 1: I was worried when I said, Wray, I was like,
Speaker 1: I've lost my fucking edge. Vander Palm is gonna think
Speaker 1: I was worrying.
Speaker 2: You're You're crazy is deep in your soul? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: is coming out.
Speaker 4: It totally is.
Speaker 2: It's like a trapped child just lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the crazy runs in the I love you, and
Speaker 1: I love you for that, and that's what makes you
Speaker 1: you baby. That's why I love all the people that
Speaker 1: have seen my crazy and still stick by my side,
Speaker 1: like you and Stocks, because I'm like, they really love
Speaker 1: me for real.
Speaker 4: That's because you are. You know what I love about Lalla.
Speaker 5: Lala pretends to be a hard ass's the softest person.
Speaker 5: Whenever I hear her start talking like she's gonna fucking
Speaker 5: cut a bitch, I'm like, sure, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: You know what if anybody for the first episode of
Speaker 3: the Greatest Thing Anybody's ever said, this is the perfect
Speaker 3: mantra of Lalla. She acts so hard why I love
Speaker 3: her so much. She gets behind closed doors, she's like
Speaker 3: a little.
Speaker 2: I love you, come cuddle me. Yes, like what happened
Speaker 2: to is going to cut a bitch?
Speaker 5: She doesn't cut bitches, plastic spoon out too seriously.
Speaker 1: I'm what they I'm what they call a pretender.
Speaker 3: Bar No, No, you're just You're very authentic. But I
Speaker 3: agree with Stossy. You're a lover and that's why I
Speaker 3: love you so much.
Speaker 2: I really because you are a big love.
Speaker 1: I think Stossy is more of a hard ass than.
Speaker 2: Messy is tough. I didn't undercover hard ass, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that until I saw the bride. I
Speaker 2: got scared. I got scared. I was like, Dossy's tough. Here,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: Wims both of you guys. Ran.
Speaker 2: I'm so hungover and then I go I go to
Speaker 2: there about the fucking scrap in there. He's like, let's
Speaker 2: just stay in here, have drinks.
Speaker 1: Wait, good idea real quick answer the rest.
Speaker 2: Question question, irishman, why it's so long?
Speaker 3: All I can tell you is Martin Scorsese. There's nothing
Speaker 3: else to say. Greatest filmmaker of all time. You know
Speaker 3: what it's The great films are like great wine, fine
Speaker 3: one and they take.
Speaker 2: Time to breathe.
Speaker 1: Dossy Schroeder, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I love you, sad.
Speaker 4: Yes, are you back again?
Speaker 2: Thy sure.
Speaker 1: We are going to be with you every Wednesday. Give
Speaker 1: them La La with Randall and we want to hear
Speaker 1: from you. So call us at eight sixty six La
Speaker 1: La Pod. That number is eight sixty six La La Pod.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening.