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<v Speaker 1>Hello, my loves It is La La Kent and thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for joining us on the very first episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Give Them La La with Randall.

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<v Speaker 2>Big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a huge deal and I want it's a

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<v Speaker 1>huge day and I want you guys to be very involved.

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<v Speaker 1>So please reach out to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Uses us. It opens us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's going to be a little difficult for me

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<v Speaker 1>to get used to. Yeah, it's two people here, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to us at eight sixty six La La

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<v Speaker 1>Pod eight six six La La Pod hit A girl

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<v Speaker 1>and a boy up. You want to know what's crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Is I pretend like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a lone wolf, but I would freaking die without you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, last night you barely slapt. So let's start there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was shitting bricks because we have the infamous

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<v Speaker 1>Stacy Schroeder.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about Lalla give them Lalla with Random.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it keeps giving them Lala. You keep forgetting me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting right here to know I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Had this brand for like, hold your head for years.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold your hand, We're touching each other. That's how close

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<v Speaker 3>we are. Can you fucking forget my name? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, do I need to play one of my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking movies? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't need to play one of his movies because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a room sturrounded with every film he's made.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have not forgotten, but clearly you're not seeing me.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, let's go back to give them laala with

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<v Speaker 3>Randall what are podcast is about?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think it's important that people know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, our podcast is going to be filled with

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of things that people don't get to see

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<v Speaker 1>unless the camera is rolling on top of We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to have epic guests that are going to give us

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<v Speaker 1>an insight into their world, whether they're on film or

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<v Speaker 1>doing reality TV singers. I want to venture into it all.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to pay everyone's brain and all of their

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<v Speaker 1>success so that I can copy exactly what they've done.

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<v Speaker 3>And even though we're gonna have amazing I think that's

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<v Speaker 3>great and I think maybe that was really well thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think even I think.

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<v Speaker 3>In addition to these incredible entertainers that we're going to have,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're gonna go outside the box. Like the

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<v Speaker 3>other day, you were telling me you wanted to have

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<v Speaker 3>the oldest living person in the world here.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>The oldest person alive has seen some shit. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know all about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to know, like how they communicated when they

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<v Speaker 3>were in high school and how you know, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>just like meaning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, I mean I didn't even think about one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty year old person ever even going to

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<v Speaker 1>high school. That shit is insane.

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<v Speaker 3>And then think about how they live today iPhones and

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<v Speaker 3>how different the world has changed for them. I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's I love that idea when you came up with that.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think we're going to have every walk of

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<v Speaker 3>life on give them La la with fucking Randall because

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I'm intelling baby.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love it. I love that they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get to know us as a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I think that's going to go.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're also going to talk about and or pump

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<v Speaker 3>every week what your thoughts are, because I like to

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<v Speaker 3>hear that too.

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<v Speaker 1>I will give you all of my thoughts on this

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<v Speaker 1>new season of vander Pumper Rules season eight. This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>My fiance is like sitting next to me.

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<v Speaker 2>He used to just be this like shaking his head.

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<v Speaker 1>Shaking his head, disbelieve, knowing how the hell did this happen.

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<v Speaker 4>He used to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be just like this voiceless, faceless character. I was fine

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<v Speaker 1>with that, by the way, And now you're like on

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<v Speaker 1>vander Pumper Rules all right and doing a podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, when you.

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<v Speaker 3>Say it like that, I don't know if I should

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<v Speaker 3>run home right now and hide.

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<v Speaker 2>No baby, I will say this.

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<v Speaker 3>I am happy that we showed a side of our

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<v Speaker 3>relationship versus what people were thinking, how we are right

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<v Speaker 3>and versus how we really are. And I think that

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<v Speaker 3>doing this podcast with you, which again I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how you got me here, I think is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be nice to let people seek on how we really

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<v Speaker 3>are because I think there's a lot of misconceptions of

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<v Speaker 3>our relationship so.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, like people think that we're sleeping on stacks of

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds and like flying on gold carpets, and it could

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<v Speaker 1>not be further from what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how that shit started, but whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all bullshit. So I'm glad that we are, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>going to get a chance to talk to people. I

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<v Speaker 3>want people to actually get to know me a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think that this is a nice forum where

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<v Speaker 3>I can just kind of answer questions or be here

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<v Speaker 3>to support you. Hopefully you'll do most of the talking

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<v Speaker 3>on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, are you telling us that you are an

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<v Speaker 1>open book and people are allowed to call and ask

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<v Speaker 1>questions about your life?

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<v Speaker 2>I will see how it goes like.

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<v Speaker 3>If the questions come in and they're like easy and nice,

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<v Speaker 3>then yes, no, no, no, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't work for me and my Give Them La Last Squad.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're going to be an open book, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to make it fucking interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, I'll do my best. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this ain't no snooze fest over here for real,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have a lot of things to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the first two episodes of vander pumb Rules

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<v Speaker 1>Season eight have.

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<v Speaker 2>Aired, Yes, very exciting, and the.

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<v Speaker 1>More episodes that air, it's like Randall's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>making an appear soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm going to open this beer right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And crack your beer.

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<v Speaker 4>Baby.

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<v Speaker 3>I want everybody to know that it is eleven in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning, you are sober, and I am drinking a beer.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that's all petrified.

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<v Speaker 1>I encourage, I encourage, We have some of my Give

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<v Speaker 1>Them La Last Squad in the room right now, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all drinking. To be honest, and I encourage this. I

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<v Speaker 1>tell people on a regular basis, if you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be sober, I don't recommend it, like crack your beers,

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<v Speaker 1>do you, boo babe.

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<v Speaker 3>The one thing I'll tell you, I want to just

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<v Speaker 3>say this, and I'm saying it with love. Your sobriety

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<v Speaker 3>is epic on every level, and I don't think people

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<v Speaker 3>really realize how far you've come and what you've done

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<v Speaker 3>to get here. And I am blown away to be

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<v Speaker 3>your fiance and so proud of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>So the most proud thing I've ever seen you do

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<v Speaker 3>in your life. And You've done a lot of phenomenal

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<v Speaker 3>things in your life, but the sobriety thing and the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that you can encourage me to drink a beer

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<v Speaker 3>at eleven in the morning shows that you're a badass.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. And this season on vander Pump, they will

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<v Speaker 1>definitely show my journey and sobriety and what I've been through.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, last year I had a really rough year

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<v Speaker 1>with the passing of my dad, and I turned to

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol is my crutch, and vander Pump is such an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing platform for me to be able to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>sobriety and when you lose somebody very close, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's something that reality TV personalities don't get

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<v Speaker 1>credit for. You know, we live our lives and we

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<v Speaker 1>do become you know, quote unquote famous, but we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the luxury of hiding, because when you're going through

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<v Speaker 1>something crazy, that's when the cameras want to capture every

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<v Speaker 1>single moment.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I hope your audience gets to see, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I hope fans here listening get to see kind of

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<v Speaker 3>that other side of you because they're going to show

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<v Speaker 3>those moments which are true and real, but they don't

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<v Speaker 3>show they can't show all the moments because it's not

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<v Speaker 3>a twenty four hour like really, I think here people

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<v Speaker 3>get to hear that side of you where you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, this is what I had to go through,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is it wasn't easy, and I obviously was

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<v Speaker 3>there through all that that stuff and it was not

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<v Speaker 3>easy and not not not it was horrible, but but

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<v Speaker 3>you made but you made it out and here you

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<v Speaker 3>are and then we're getting married in April, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like you're a winner. You're a winner, crazy

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<v Speaker 3>to think last season on this is a winner, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're a winner.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm winning, baby, I promise you. I'm winning at life

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<v Speaker 1>with you by my side. But to go from last year,

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<v Speaker 1>season seven of vander Pump Rules to this year, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's night and day, Sobriety, my man, my man, who

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even have to call that any on? I

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<v Speaker 1>get to call you rand on camera. Finally you have

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<v Speaker 1>a name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I'm happy with that, but I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was fine being your man.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, I'm just gonna be honest. I like being

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<v Speaker 1>an open book. I don't like keeping secrets. So the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that I had to refer to Randall as my

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<v Speaker 1>man on a regular filming basis long with that was

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<v Speaker 1>enough to make me want to ram.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a great storyline. I think we should have kept

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<v Speaker 3>it going for another three or four years.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know you fucking did not happening. Not happening.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm going down on a sinking shit, motherfucker, you're going.

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<v Speaker 4>Down with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you've done that a few times in the press.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, moving on, moving on from.

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<v Speaker 1>That again, open book, what do you want to know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't want to know anything more than I

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<v Speaker 3>already know because I had to read four thousand tabli articles.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, here's the great thing, Lona, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>leave it at this.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, before I met you, the only article that

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<v Speaker 3>was ever written about me was maybe I produced a

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<v Speaker 3>movie or maybe I was at a nightclub with a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 3>And now there's over nine thousand articles about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's how I look at it, you guys, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty morbid, but okay, So Randall's saying, like, before

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<v Speaker 1>you came along, I was in the tabloids because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like hanging out with a celebrity or.

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<v Speaker 2>Making a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>You were a friend of fine with that. Now, if

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<v Speaker 1>we were to be on a plane and it crashed,

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<v Speaker 1>we would have names like Lai la Ken and Randall

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<v Speaker 1>Emmett go down and plane crash. It wouldn't just be

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<v Speaker 1>like so and so and friend went down in a

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<v Speaker 1>plane crash, and I think that is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I'm gonna be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to say every time i'd be on a

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<v Speaker 3>plane with an actor that I was making a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I was fine with the actor and friends I was

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<v Speaker 3>totally cool at that. This was not my goal to

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<v Speaker 3>get my name in the press if I die in

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<v Speaker 3>a plane crash, Just so you know, it's never my goal.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you've taken me out of the shadows. You're right,

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<v Speaker 3>you screwed me on every level. Because now if I

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<v Speaker 3>go to a restaurant, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Comment on my pants, my shoes. Why does he dress

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<v Speaker 2>like that? Why is he fat? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I thought I lived a good life. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>who doesn't like a steak and mashed potatoes. Now I

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<v Speaker 3>go to the restaurant centers, I want to have string

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<v Speaker 3>beans because I'm afraid.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh babe, yeah, you've ruined. You've ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>You are not fat. More cushion for the pushing is

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<v Speaker 1>what I say.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I say.

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<v Speaker 3>If the plane goes down, I'll be the first person

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<v Speaker 3>everybody can eat if they if they need food, because

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<v Speaker 3>I got I got oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, oh my god, cannibalism, but I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got I've got filet and me caviar. Like I will be.

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<v Speaker 3>A meal for everybody. Yes, who wants to eat the

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<v Speaker 3>skinny guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody?

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I don't know. There's always a benefit to

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<v Speaker 3>being a little thicker.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this podcast is already fucking amazing. Why

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<v Speaker 1>because we're just it's just great, Like I'm having the

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<v Speaker 1>best time my last.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I feel like we haven't left our bedroom

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<v Speaker 3>and we just came to a studio to record what

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<v Speaker 3>we always talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>Right instead of me sitting in bed watching friends and

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<v Speaker 1>eating lunchables, I'm just sitting in office talking and eating lunchables.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got the same.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to tell you, though, the thing that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm probably pretty must.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the fact that.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna have a guest on here every week is

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<v Speaker 3>pretty cool for me because I get to meet people

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<v Speaker 3>that you know you work with, or you get to

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<v Speaker 3>meet people that I work with, and we both get

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<v Speaker 3>to meet people we've never met.

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<v Speaker 2>But today's guest, the.

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<v Speaker 3>One that you selected today, I think is you couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have picked a better guest.

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<v Speaker 1>My mind is going to explode because I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>she's gracing us with her presence. We have the Queen

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<v Speaker 1>of podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, Yes, what we do tell say say let us

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<v Speaker 2>being the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck out tell everybody we have Stacey Schroeder in that

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<v Speaker 1>mother fucking building.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean all I want to say about short that

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<v Speaker 3>people don't realize if you have not been to her podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>which I didn't even know you could do a podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm sure you're gonna try to manipulate me at

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<v Speaker 3>some point five years from now to go to some

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<v Speaker 3>podcast or that's not happening.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just want to say this. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>Saucy's performance.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know she rents out theaters and there are thousand,

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<v Speaker 3>thousand people, thousands screaming her name. And not only that,

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<v Speaker 3>she's like bono these people have merchandise.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, off the show. Yes she is. She's

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<v Speaker 1>the bono of podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought.

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<v Speaker 3>I bought a Saucy Schroeder shirt, wore it at the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it was it was the most I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>tell you, what a what a what a icon for

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<v Speaker 3>me in this world. This is a woman that started

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<v Speaker 3>on a reality show, built a podcast, took it on tour.

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<v Speaker 3>Now her new one. I read I read on the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got a tour bus, she's got production. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>this is like legit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's badass.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like Spice World.

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<v Speaker 3>If she calls me a freaking bravo celebrity. I'm walking

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<v Speaker 3>out of this podcast. I'm just I'm telling you now.

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<v Speaker 3>If she says Bravoeleberty one time to me, I'm out

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<v Speaker 3>the door.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know you're welcome for being a Bravo Celeberty. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wear that with pride.

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<v Speaker 2>Alex, get me the shot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's pop teque anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>But I am a big fan of Stace, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and I give anybody credit that can build a brand

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<v Speaker 3>like she has to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously I'm older, and branding and social media wasn't around

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<v Speaker 3>when I was younger, and to watch somebody do what

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<v Speaker 3>she's done, I'm intrigued. I want to ask all the

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<v Speaker 3>questions that I'm sure you know everybody wants to know,

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<v Speaker 3>like how, how how did this happen? How did you

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<v Speaker 3>turn into this thing? A tour and not five cities,

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<v Speaker 3>thirty cities sold out?

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<v Speaker 1>On top of she wrote a book, became a she's

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<v Speaker 1>on her second that she's going to start writing her

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<v Speaker 1>first book. Yeah, next Level Basic is in New York

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<v Speaker 1>Times best Seller.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cheesy.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's crazy, and you guys have to know, like

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm with Stassy. We basically just bump gums and

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<v Speaker 1>talk shit about everybody we know, and it's the best time.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever you do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I drink Perrier, she drinks red wine. It's super chic.

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<v Speaker 1>But today I get to ask her all the questions

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<v Speaker 1>about how she has built a Stassy empire. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not many reality TV personalities or reality TV stars

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<v Speaker 1>who have done what she's one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Percent that's I think.

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<v Speaker 3>My point is that there's a lot of reality people

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<v Speaker 3>in the world, just like there's a lot of actors,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of producers.

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<v Speaker 2>But she is one of a kind.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, to do have the success that she has

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<v Speaker 3>and at the level she had, it's unbelievable. It really

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<v Speaker 3>is unbelievable. And I give her so much respect and

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<v Speaker 3>so much credit. And it's going to kill me because

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<v Speaker 3>she's going to probably call me a probablebrity, but I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to really want to know how did this happen?

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<v Speaker 3>How did she go from what we're doing, sitting here

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<v Speaker 3>talking shit to each other, yeah, to having thousands of

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<v Speaker 3>people line up every single show.

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<v Speaker 1>I also can't wait to ask her about her wedding

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<v Speaker 1>planning because this bitch has chosen Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather put a grenade launcher in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Us planning a wedding just like every hour down the street.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, we're an hour down the street and we

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<v Speaker 3>wake up in the sweats and we barely talk to

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<v Speaker 3>each other certain days over this.

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<v Speaker 2>She's planning a wedding five thousand miles away. I do

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<v Speaker 2>not know how she's doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get this bitch in here so we

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<v Speaker 1>can start this thing. Okay, right, Oh, my fucking god,

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<v Speaker 1>we have Stacy. She's sitting right in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>The ship is crazy. I'm actually gonna ship my Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 5>I am so proud because my little Bravo celebrity is

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<v Speaker 5>all grown up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not talking about Lala. He literally just say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking out.

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<v Speaker 5>You are You're like you're like you were like a

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<v Speaker 5>baby dinosaur that like hatched into the Bravo celebrity Jurassic Officer.

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<v Speaker 3>Your torture, I said, I say, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 3>toss it a ruin my fucking life today.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to see here for thirty minutes to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to you abuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, I'm okay with it because this

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<v Speaker 3>is our first time and obviously my first time, and

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<v Speaker 3>to have you here, the Queen is is is great.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm honored. I'm seriously very honored that you guys asked

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<v Speaker 4>me to be first.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I really, I really appreciate it. We're being so

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<v Speaker 1>excited stops. But I am a little nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>No, what do you ever get nervous?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I said, well, usually i've been. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>telling everybody. Usually you and I just sit around and

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<v Speaker 1>drink Perier and red wine and talk shit about everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>And now let's do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's do that.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I like that idea. Yeah, I had

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<v Speaker 3>a crack of beer because I was petrified.

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<v Speaker 6>I am.

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<v Speaker 5>I am so desperate for alcohol, but I've been sick. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on antibiotics. Thank you to your doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? So I say, you my doctor, and what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Because he is the greatest.

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<v Speaker 4>He is a baller.

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<v Speaker 5>He literally just like he's like, fine, when you get

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<v Speaker 5>off the plane, come to my office and I'll come

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<v Speaker 5>meet you there.

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<v Speaker 4>Comes and meets me there. It's like all black. I

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<v Speaker 4>go there. He does all these tests on.

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<v Speaker 5>Me that no doctor's ever done before, gives me a

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<v Speaker 5>shot in my ass. He like called me twice yesterday, tells.

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<v Speaker 4>Me everything I have. He's like, I'm gonna call you

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<v Speaker 4>on Sundays too.

0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:14.000
<v Speaker 2>How much better you felt?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, so much? It really is. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>I was dying.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy though, because we were in Utah for

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<v Speaker 1>Katie's birthday this week and Stossy, I've never seen anybody

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<v Speaker 1>rally like you. Thank you, like you're a good thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Never I would have been like, y'all have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm staying in bed. And she hustled. She was there

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<v Speaker 1>celebrating hot.

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<v Speaker 4>Toddy's Wow, mulled wine your profession.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it. Yeah, No, she's a gangster.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was excited that you're here for obviously a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of reasons, your success, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 2>This is really really, this is so.

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<v Speaker 4>Weird because this is how I feel around you, around you, Randall.

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<v Speaker 6>This is.

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<v Speaker 4>It feels weird to have Randall talk about my success.

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<v Speaker 3>Like really, but I was saying, and we talk shit

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<v Speaker 3>to each other. It's what why we're friends and we

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<v Speaker 3>have fun. But the truth is, like we're doing this

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<v Speaker 3>for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy for me. I never thought I'd be

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<v Speaker 2>doing anything like this.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm thinking, like, you started your podcast what four

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<v Speaker 3>or five years ago?

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<v Speaker 4>Six years ago? Six years ago, and I went to.

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<v Speaker 3>Your show thinking I'm just going to a show like

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<v Speaker 3>Sistasse in a room of like thirty forty people. You

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<v Speaker 3>have thousands of people that are lined up your flying

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<v Speaker 3>merchandise off off the shelf, like your bono of you

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<v Speaker 3>two well to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the You're the podcast, you have podcasts. That's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible opening app you were like, bono.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you guys, listen, you guys will get there. I

0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:46.879
<v Speaker 5>heard your first minute and a half and I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 5>I need to.

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<v Speaker 4>Step up my game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but we just can you just share with us

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like how it evolved and how you got

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<v Speaker 3>to that place where you have.

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<v Speaker 2>A tour bus and you're touring the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 4>I really, I really don't know how I tricked everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm into this honestly. Whenever people ask me that,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I have no fucking idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Every one of my listeners has to be batshit crazy

0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:12.440
<v Speaker 5>because like when you think about it, like podcasting is

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<v Speaker 5>the most narcissistic job ever, like, you start something just yourself,

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<v Speaker 5>assuming that people want to hear what you have to say.

0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.680
<v Speaker 5>It's weird, right, but I think that honestly, if you

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<v Speaker 5>just like this sounds so lame, But the more authentic

0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.040
<v Speaker 5>you are, and when you just like people feel like

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<v Speaker 5>they're really like in your living room, like flies on

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<v Speaker 5>the wall, they become part of your family and your

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<v Speaker 5>friends if you don't censor yourself. I think people just

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<v Speaker 5>really want to connect with something that's real. Some people

0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:42.119
<v Speaker 5>won't like it because they're like, oh, well, you're not

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<v Speaker 5>my thing, but the people who you know, yeah, connect

0:19:46.040 --> 0:19:49.159
<v Speaker 5>with it, they'll they'll sense that like authenticity, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just basically no filter. It's just being how you are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and hopefully.

0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:54.520
<v Speaker 4>People and hopefully people like it.

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<v Speaker 5>Not everyone will listen. I went to Reddit once and

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<v Speaker 5>it was no bueno. Not because it was no bueno,

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<v Speaker 5>I will never do it again, because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 5>see what people were saying about my tour and I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, oh my god, horrifying.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's like there are some people.

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<v Speaker 2>That go there.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, well, then why did you buy all this money?

0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:15.720
<v Speaker 4>Why are you going on Reddit to just rip it? Apart.

0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:18.920
<v Speaker 4>It was scary. So they mean, there are some people

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<v Speaker 4>that aren't gonna like it, but you just gotta be

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<v Speaker 4>okay with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you started, did you have a format? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you like did you know kind of where you were going?

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<v Speaker 4>Or is just randall? I still don't have a format?

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<v Speaker 1>I really I am.

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<v Speaker 5>I literally just turn on my equipment. Sometimes I do

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<v Speaker 5>it but myself. Sometimes I do it with a professional guest.

0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:39.879
<v Speaker 5>Sometimes I just do it with bo like. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 5>do it with friends and I just talk about whatever

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<v Speaker 5>the fuck I want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 4>There is there really is that you're.

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<v Speaker 1>So interesting that people are going to be like, dude,

0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:49.960
<v Speaker 1>we all.

0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:51.440
<v Speaker 4>Are so interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're by the way. You better be taking

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<v Speaker 1>note of everything that's happening because whatever we need to

0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:03.399
<v Speaker 1>fucking fix you better because I'm not a patient person.

0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't be waiting six years for this to pop off.

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<v Speaker 4>Girl.

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<v Speaker 5>No, well, listen, y'all's dynamic. You're really lucky that you

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<v Speaker 5>have each other and that you work so well together. Really,

0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:16.200
<v Speaker 5>so you guys are all like and I think people

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<v Speaker 5>are so starving to hear your dynamic.

0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:22.119
<v Speaker 4>I think that people are just like so ready for it.

0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:24.080
<v Speaker 5>And this is going to be It's not like banner

0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:26.359
<v Speaker 5>pump roles where it's like an edited scene and you

0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:28.880
<v Speaker 5>know you're not in control over what people see.

0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:30.760
<v Speaker 4>They're going to be able to like be a part

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<v Speaker 4>of your lives. This is it's gonna be great.

0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:34.920
<v Speaker 3>I think That's what I'm most That's what I'm most

0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:37.520
<v Speaker 3>excited about, is like it's just me and my girl

0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:40.680
<v Speaker 3>and we just talk about us and life and the

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<v Speaker 3>way we do talk about things every day versus the

0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:45.159
<v Speaker 3>way people have built it up.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, yeah, you know, you know I think that

0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:51.000
<v Speaker 5>people probably is Yes, I think people probably assume that

0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:53.680
<v Speaker 5>you wear the pants and like you make all the roles, which.

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<v Speaker 4>You do kind of. But Lala is a bitch.

0:21:57.080 --> 0:21:57.600
<v Speaker 2>She's a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>She's such a bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, moodcast I'm getting my.

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<v Speaker 5>ASI when I when we were in Utah, my favorite

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<v Speaker 5>part of the trip was like the twenty seven calls

0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:16.800
<v Speaker 5>Lalla made to you a day just to be like,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't give the fuck, get it done.

0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:22.920
<v Speaker 4>Fuck Vanessa Hudgens and her breakup. I don't give a ship.

0:22:23.560 --> 0:22:24.440
<v Speaker 4>I need my weddings.

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<v Speaker 1>No, here's okaying, not really.

0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:30.120
<v Speaker 4>She was just like I don't care about what else

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<v Speaker 4>is going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you remember that, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck man, I was just sharing you guys when I'm planning.

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<v Speaker 1>Jossy can relate to this because she's you're planning a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding as.

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<v Speaker 5>It stops, ass stupid. I am a bridezione.

0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.760
<v Speaker 1>She's a bridezil. I think even more so than me.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not a bridezilla. You're only a bride villa to

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<v Speaker 4>a random Yeah, not to your friend.

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<v Speaker 2>No, are you to everybody? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I think so. I mean you witnessed the fight Lalla

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<v Speaker 4>and I got it. Oh my god, Yeah I was.

0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:01.359
<v Speaker 6>I was.

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<v Speaker 4>That was the toughest I've been with Lala.

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever, Yeah, because you guys obviously have this great relationship.

0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:08.680
<v Speaker 3>I know you guys are good friends. But I go

0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:12.240
<v Speaker 3>to New York to bro and I'm like, hey, I

0:23:12.400 --> 0:23:14.119
<v Speaker 3>just got here, and I had just come from the

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<v Speaker 3>center of our film festival with my movie.

0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like on cloud nine, I'm here to.

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<v Speaker 3>Support and boom, there is a throwdown over color of

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<v Speaker 3>brides based dress.

0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes there was. If anybody ever thinks vander Pomp Rules

0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:27.000
<v Speaker 2>is fake, they're full of shit.

0:23:27.119 --> 0:23:29.840
<v Speaker 3>Come I'm in that room where you two are about

0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:32.399
<v Speaker 3>to have duke it out over over dresses. I know.

0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:35.320
<v Speaker 4>Lala was like, are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry?

0:23:35.359 --> 0:23:39.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, She's like, you look like you're about to cry.

0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:45.360
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, no, I'm angry, and I'm like, you guys

0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:46.560
<v Speaker 5>are about to go on stage.

0:23:46.640 --> 0:23:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I only know how to go toes with people I

0:23:48.760 --> 0:23:53.159
<v Speaker 1>don't like. Yeah, No, I love Stossy so much, and

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know how to handle this.

0:23:56.440 --> 0:24:00.360
<v Speaker 1>But Dossy, you got your yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know, in my second book, I just wrote

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<v Speaker 4>about this.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm writing you a love letter in my bride Zilla

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<v Speaker 5>section because you let me win. So I have it

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:13.520
<v Speaker 5>because I really do appreciate you letting me win that

0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:15.439
<v Speaker 5>one fight. I know you was a thing.

0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:18.120
<v Speaker 1>It was a choice that you made to let me win,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. But that's because I love

0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>you so much as a friend. And now we have

0:24:23.040 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 1>that history where we have ripped each other's heads off,

0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:28.840
<v Speaker 1>and now I'm just like, I die for you. So

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I would never ruin a friendship over I would have

0:24:32.640 --> 0:24:33.000
<v Speaker 1>ruined a.

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<v Speaker 4>Friendship if we would have done the same thing. It

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<v Speaker 4>just would have we would have I would have gotten

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<v Speaker 4>over it.

0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:45.920
<v Speaker 1>React, but take the one ruin out of it. I

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<v Speaker 1>would rather just be like whatever than even yes when she.

0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Falling wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>So for the wedding dress.

0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 3>But you know how we were saying, they like, our

0:25:01.880 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 3>wedding is an hour down the road and we're tripping out.

0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:06.720
<v Speaker 2>How do you deal with wedding five thousand miles away?

0:25:06.720 --> 0:25:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Because I hate it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I hate it, and I wish we never decided it.

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.720
<v Speaker 5>And I wish that we were going to the courthouse. Yeah,

0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:16.719
<v Speaker 5>because it's on vander pump Rule's randall. So every single thing,

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 5>the hotel, the venue, the rehearsal, dinner, whatever restaurants we

0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:23.040
<v Speaker 5>fucking go to, it has to be okay, a year

0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:26.240
<v Speaker 5>yes of film approved, a year in advance, and no

0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:29.520
<v Speaker 5>one in Italy likes TV. Apparently no one wants to

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:31.080
<v Speaker 5>sign that vander pump Roule's release.

0:25:31.400 --> 0:25:32.359
<v Speaker 4>It's a nightmare.

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:34.639
<v Speaker 2>How many how many places have you lost because of this?

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<v Speaker 2>That is hard?

0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:38.240
<v Speaker 4>I can't even count, really, I can't count. Oh yeah,

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 4>like I don't know.

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Heartbreaking.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was just like not.

0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 5>Even excited anymore. Like yesterday, I was like, I think

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 5>we're really close. We're really close. He's like, don't even

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:48.240
<v Speaker 5>talk to me about this. He's like, he's like, I

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 5>want to go back to Bravo and be like, this

0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:52.440
<v Speaker 5>isn't happening anymore, Like we're not doing this on camera.

0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:54.040
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I don't really have a choice.

0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Contract. This is my job.

0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:01.160
<v Speaker 4>I am not Randall, Emma, I need this, bouth.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I give you a lot of credit because

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.840
<v Speaker 3>I was telling her I couldn't. I would have lost

0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 3>it after like one venue, you know, because I haven't

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:11.560
<v Speaker 3>been through multiple venues, multiple restaurants.

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 4>That has to be well in the hotels is the

0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:14.520
<v Speaker 4>worst part hotel.

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>It's that's like, you know, it's where we sleep, we

0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 1>get ready, we want to feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 5>That's been harder than anything else. Have one now, no,

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 5>oh my god, no, we have two that they're like

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 5>most likely will work out. And I was telling all

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:31.240
<v Speaker 5>of this, you know, when we were in new Town, like, y'all,

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:33.960
<v Speaker 5>if this hotel isn't that nice, it is not my fault.

0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:36.480
<v Speaker 5>Please don't talk shit on camera about it. I'm really sorry.

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:38.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't I don't know what else to do. I

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 4>have no say anymore.

0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:42.040
<v Speaker 3>But I you know, I think the but I will

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:43.680
<v Speaker 3>say I think that's why I think your show is

0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 3>so successful and you guys are so successful. You're very authentic,

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.600
<v Speaker 3>like you'll, I don't think people realize what you sacrifice

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 3>to put your life out really and this is the

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:54.359
<v Speaker 3>kind of stuff like I would never.

0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Be built for, but this is why you guys are

0:26:56.400 --> 0:26:56.760
<v Speaker 2>who you are.

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 3>And I think that I really hope fans see this

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:02.040
<v Speaker 3>siding because got to your wedding day to go through

0:27:02.080 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 3>what you're going through is brutal.

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:07.920
<v Speaker 4>That better be filmed to perfection. For all the hell

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 4>that I'm going through, here's the delighting. That better be

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:12.800
<v Speaker 4>like a pretty shelter.

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you packed such a beautiful and like you're taking

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:18.720
<v Speaker 1>everyone to Rome. I feel like.

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Pretty pretty romantic, Yeah, pretty romantic.

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 1>A struggle and it's not like for us, it's like, Okay,

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:28.399
<v Speaker 1>we need to take a trip down to Newport. She

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:30.480
<v Speaker 1>can't be like, well, we need to hop on a

0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 1>plane to Rome.

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 5>Next weekend, like yeah before the wedding, our wedding planner

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 5>said we had to, but I'm like there's zero time.

0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 4>So like, you guys can go food taste.

0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 5>Tests whatever the heck you want, and I trust whatever

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:43.719
<v Speaker 5>you actually say.

0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:47.920
<v Speaker 1>It's Italian food, you know, what I mean, I just

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:50.960
<v Speaker 1>if you're even having to have someone else food like

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 1>taste for you. Yeah, when the hell are we going

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 1>to have time to go back to rood podcast towards.

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:03.879
<v Speaker 5>And your bachelorette trip and your wedding and your honeymoon and.

0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:06.359
<v Speaker 2>Your show at my shows.

0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of things, And I'm like, there's I

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>wanted Stassy at my bachelorette so badly that I changed

0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:13.880
<v Speaker 1>the date Randall's birthday.

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:16.399
<v Speaker 5>Randall, I'm really Randall. I was when she got off

0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 5>the phone with you. I'm like, Randall's going to be

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:19.480
<v Speaker 5>so mad at me. You did not tell me it's

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:20.040
<v Speaker 5>his birthday.

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:20.639
<v Speaker 3>That is.

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm terrified.

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna put my phone away so that Randall doesn't

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 5>call me like he's forty nine?

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Is that like a monumental birthday? I don't get it.

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:32.159
<v Speaker 2>No, it's my fucking birthday. What do you mean? Let

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:33.919
<v Speaker 2>me tell you what I did for your fucking birthday

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:35.439
<v Speaker 2>this year. I blew your ass and.

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 3>All your friends the cabo and gave you pilla that

0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:40.120
<v Speaker 3>was twenty thousand square feet and gave you the most

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 3>romantic thing. But but I want to tell you my

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 3>birthday it's like, who gives a shit? Now, I want

0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:47.760
<v Speaker 3>to say, what last thing she screwed me? You screwed

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:50.160
<v Speaker 3>me because bachelor party should be on the same weekend

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 3>so we don't torture each other. Right now, she's going

0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 3>to be home while I'm on mine blowing my phone up.

0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, thanks Thas, You're the best.

0:28:58.200 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I did that was valid.

0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it may be your birthday, but on

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 1>my birthday. Well, this is like, let's just make it

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 1>very clear. You flew me to Mexico for my birthday weekend,

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and then we flew home on my birthday, so we'll

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 1>celebrate your birthday on the weekend before.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:25.360
<v Speaker 4>Right.

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 5>Well, now his argument, he's he's switched direction. It isn't

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 5>about his birthday anymore.

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 4>It's about you, guys.

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>When the first excuse don't work, you go to the

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you stands trying to.

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Move my fr bachelor party in the course, STOSSI picked

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:46.959
<v Speaker 3>that ship up the two seconds.

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Babe, you'll make my birthday special. I know you will.

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, Like a week or two later, a birthday is

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>a birthday, no matter when it takes place.

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 3>I think you should ask some things about our podcast.

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 3>I'd like to know, or I'll ask if you're not

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:02.000
<v Speaker 3>going to ask.

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, I know that her first guest because I listened

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 1>to your first podcast with Christina Kelly. Yeah, and it

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 1>actually made me really nervous. Oh my god, it was horrible.

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was really.

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 5>Caused it every every five seconds, five minutes. Sorry, we

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:18.880
<v Speaker 5>paused and we were like, we need a wine break.

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 5>So it took us probably over six hours to record

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 5>as we pose, and I'm like, what the fuck do

0:30:24.800 --> 0:30:26.320
<v Speaker 5>people talk about on a podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>So when you first knew you were going to do

0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:30.959
<v Speaker 1>a podcast, were you scrambling for a guest or did

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:33.280
<v Speaker 1>you already know, like my best friend Christina Kelly is

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:34.040
<v Speaker 1>going to be the first one.

0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 4>No, I already knew. I wanted to. Yeah, have Christina.

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, whoever you know clim closest to I trust her.

0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 4>We can just get this done. Hustle together, you know

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 4>what I mean?

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Where did you do it?

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 5>My apartment that I had with my ex boyfriend Monster Patrick.

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:52.680
<v Speaker 5>We did it like up in the loft, yeah, by ourselves.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was scary.

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I actually have a fun question to ask you if

0:30:56.600 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 1>you were to rate your boyfriends from most hated to

0:31:01.440 --> 0:31:04.800
<v Speaker 1>least hated Frank Jack's Patrick.

0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that's so tough. Least hated Jacks.

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Frank and Pat listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna go

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 5>with Frank a most hated. He tried to sell a

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:19.320
<v Speaker 5>sex tape of me. That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad.

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 5>That kind of takes it's the most traumatizing.

0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 4>As awful as Patrick was, he never did that. Yeah,

0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 4>you know, he never tried to like expose you.

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, excuse I don't know the guy, but it seems

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 3>like maybe he was just like the wrong It was

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 3>just mismatched, mismatched.

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 4>I think he just what he saw me and wanted

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 4>to mold me into something.

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:43.440
<v Speaker 5>That I wasn't.

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 2>And that happens, I mean different things, but you realize that, I.

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:50.120
<v Speaker 4>Mean, Jacks was pretty bad too, though, So let's let

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 4>let's not let him on.

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 1>None of them are good, but he was pretty bad.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:55.960
<v Speaker 4>And he's the first to admit it.

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 2>It's not like I'm no, no, he admits it.

0:31:58.000 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 4>Talking ship.

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 3>Thing in both of your defense if because obviously I

0:32:03.440 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 3>was a vander Pump fan and the prior to Lala

0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 3>ever being on the show, and me and all my friends,

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean Jack's was TV gold.

0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, first of all, though Randall.

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Your relationship was TV Gold.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 5>I brought him into this. He was not even supposed

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 5>to be on Vanner pump rolls. He was not working

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:23.920
<v Speaker 5>at sir and they cast the rest of us and

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 5>they're like, who are you dating?

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 2>And I was like this guy Jack and Jack's owes

0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 2>you all of that?

0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Did you Did you start dating that after that?

0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:31.200
<v Speaker 4>I own him.

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Did you start dating Jack's after that trip to Vegas?

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 4>Yes, the day I met you. Yes, the day I

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 4>met Jacks.

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>So Stossy and I had crazy when I was eighteen

0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 1>years old for the first time.

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:47.959
<v Speaker 5>I was like modeling at project in Vegas.

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes, like the Magic Show in Vegas. And I met

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Stossy and I remember exactly what I was wearing and

0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 1>she was you was like a you were wearing like

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>an oversized coat, yeah, and you were right yes, and

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 1>you were like around, I love that, I love this look.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:05.080
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my god, this like beautiful

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 1>girl who lives in La and Nos fashion thinks I

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 1>look good.

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:09.680
<v Speaker 4>And so sweet.

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I really did think that. And I met Jack's that

0:33:12.160 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 1>same trip and they.

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:17.280
<v Speaker 4>That that day was the first. So I met Jack's

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 4>and La La the same day.

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 2>This is this is history. Yeah, this is history that

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 2>nobody knows.

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 4>No one knows this.

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:24.840
<v Speaker 2>No, this is great.

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I'm a vander Pump fan. Prior to me

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 3>being dragged into this whole situation, I was I love

0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 3>the show. I mean when I watched the show, it

0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:36.640
<v Speaker 3>was epic. I mean, you and Jackson, the whole crew

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 3>and just screaming and yelling and fighting and kicking.

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it would not be fun to be in

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 2>those songs, but it was pretty.

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 5>Fucking insane, you know what. Just recently they were doing

0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 5>the season one, like playing all them on Bravo and reruns,

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 5>and I watched a few of them and I'm like,

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 5>this is so good.

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 4>This is so good. I'm so unaffected, but it's so good.

0:33:57.960 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 1>So are you as hype first season eight as you

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 1>were going into your very first season? Well?

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:07.880
<v Speaker 5>I was until I started seeing Season eight air.

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was you know, I mean a buzz killed

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:12.399
<v Speaker 1>to say the very lead.

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 4>It's kind of.

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:18.560
<v Speaker 5>Confusing. I was really excited about season eight. I'm going

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 5>to try to continue to be excited about it.

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 4>I think I was. I get more excited every year.

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:26.560
<v Speaker 5>I think it was like, yeah, I think season one

0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:29.320
<v Speaker 5>I didn't even know what to expect, you know what

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm like, what the I remember the first

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.759
<v Speaker 5>scene that we filmed was like with we were all

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 5>having brunch and it was where I was said, I'm

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:37.680
<v Speaker 5>the devil and don't you forget it? And I remember

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 5>leaving that scene being like, what the fuck is this

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 5>show going to be about. It's going to be so boring?

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 5>What is it going to be about? Me and Jack's fighting?

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 5>Like this is ridiculous?

0:34:45.520 --> 0:34:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then h TV, Yeah, you know what those stats?

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I remember because I had met all of you, and

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:54.239
<v Speaker 1>I was sitting at home in Utah and they were

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 1>doing that whole thing where it's like the Real Housewives

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 1>of BH. And then they flooded it in into vander

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Pump Rules, and I was like, who the fuck is

0:35:05.280 --> 0:35:08.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna watch this show about a bunch of servers and

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:11.800
<v Speaker 1>people went insane.

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:15.759
<v Speaker 2>In the first three episodes. I'm telling you that me

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:18.359
<v Speaker 2>and my friends were letting out.

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I wish I was trying to bribe people

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:23.040
<v Speaker 3>at the network to give me all the episodes, like

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 3>that's how much we were randall.

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 5>I just love like picturing you sitting around with your

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:32.680
<v Speaker 5>guy friends watching vander pump Roll going this is crazy.

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 3>She threw the shut him this is I mean, we

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:39.839
<v Speaker 3>couldn't believe that this was going on. But by the way,

0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:42.280
<v Speaker 3>remember there was no show like this. There was nothing

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 3>like this show. This show when it came out was

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 3>a unicorn.

0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Though there's still no other show like this.

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:49.719 --> 0:35:53.280
<v Speaker 1>People have tried to duplicate you, and it never works.

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you. The key to our success is just

0:35:56.360 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 4>like real friendships.

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you, it's really like all it is.

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:03.120
<v Speaker 5>I can't think of any other shows that are about

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:05.520
<v Speaker 5>a real, built in group of friends.

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:08.040
<v Speaker 4>And that's why we don't like. You know, it's really

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:10.479
<v Speaker 4>hard for new people. It took you a while.

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>It took you two years. Yeah, it takes really good

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 1>and good.

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just how it is.

0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:16.719
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't easy for her, and I know that. But

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:20.359
<v Speaker 3>I also say that I didn't really know that your

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:22.319
<v Speaker 3>reality show is so real. I mean now I've been

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:25.879
<v Speaker 3>around four years. You guys, really, when the camera stop,

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:29.080
<v Speaker 3>nothing changes. Yeah, it's like Kate, you'll call Katie olt,

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 3>Katie will call you out, you call loll out and

0:36:31.360 --> 0:36:34.240
<v Speaker 3>you guys spend an infinite amount of time together.

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:34.799
<v Speaker 2>It's nut.

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 3>So I think that I hope people realize that your

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 3>show is really who you guys are and for better

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:44.120
<v Speaker 3>and worse. And I think that that's what makes your

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 3>your TV goal Because when I watched it in the beginning,

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:47.960
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know anybody. I was like, there's no way

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 3>this shit's real. This is too crazy. But now I

0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:53.800
<v Speaker 3>see you yet I'm like, it's just never. But I

0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 3>think you're right.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:55.839
<v Speaker 2>What are the reality show?

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 3>And I know a lot of different people in the industry,

0:36:58.239 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 3>what are the reality show has friendships?

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:02.919
<v Speaker 2>Like you guys have ten years deep? Yeah, it's nuts.

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:05.359
<v Speaker 5>I was talking to one of the housewives the other

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 5>day and she was like, wait a second, So, like

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.360
<v Speaker 5>you're going on a trip with your cast mates and

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.360
<v Speaker 5>I'm like off season, yeah, off season.

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:17.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, no, I'm going on a trip with my friends.

0:37:18.120 --> 0:37:18.960
<v Speaker 4>And she's like you what.

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:23.320
<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh my god, she didn't there understand.

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 5>That, Like no, like we do this all the time,

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:28.400
<v Speaker 5>like we hang out all that, Like these are actually

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 5>my friends that I call.

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Her mind was buy, Yeah, I don't think that's what

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:32.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:34.880
<v Speaker 3>I really don't think, Like what friends of mine who

0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 3>don't watch shows say that show's not real. I'm like, no, no,

0:37:37.880 --> 0:37:40.360
<v Speaker 3>you arederstand. They're all friends. They hang out, they go

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 3>on trips together. They vacation in Europe together, they go

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:45.239
<v Speaker 3>to Salt Lake City together for a ski trip, like

0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 3>whatever it is. They do everything together, they go to

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 3>the gym together. They it's like they are really best friends.

0:37:51.080 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 1>They don't well, no one understands the world like we

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:55.719
<v Speaker 1>understand the world. Yeah, you know, we can understand it

0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>on a completely different level. So we we have, of

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:02.440
<v Speaker 1>course friends outside of the show. Yeah, of course, but

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:04.360
<v Speaker 1>the show is such a big part of our lives

0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:07.520
<v Speaker 1>that we like to vent to each other about it.

0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a we need to we.

0:38:09.600 --> 0:38:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Need herapy, yes, therapy.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, It's just it's a bond.

0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 5>It's like a very It's like what I would imagine

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:18.400
<v Speaker 5>if everyone was on Lost together, if they were stranded on.

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 4>A deserted island. It's a bond.

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:25.760
<v Speaker 5>That's really Fonds just kind of is we're all bonded

0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 5>by this.

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.440
<v Speaker 3>But you know what, but it is the equivalent to

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.080
<v Speaker 3>a scripted show where they become a family over and

0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 3>over and over and over and I have a lot

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 3>of friends of different script shows. They are like, become

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 3>family after nine years? Yeah, I mean, how rare do

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 3>you have a show eight years in? It doesn't happen

0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:44.799
<v Speaker 3>in anything. So yeah, it's a it's a you tip

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 3>your hat to the show because it is amazing. And

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:49.239
<v Speaker 3>I think that you guys, it's not easy because I

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:51.799
<v Speaker 3>watch you guys put it all out there and I'm

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:52.919
<v Speaker 3>blown away.

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you do it.

0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:57.800
<v Speaker 4>You do it ran such, You're scen this. Can we

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 4>just let me just take a moment and say I've

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:01.840
<v Speaker 4>talked to the Vanner.

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 5>Pumperroles, producers, the crew and everyone, and they have said

0:39:06.280 --> 0:39:10.080
<v Speaker 5>that you're scene with Bow in our room at the

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 5>wedding in Kentucky is the best scene of the season.

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I know you are like, how do you break out that?

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Our men are the ones that brought the breakout? Break

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 1>the breakout star of might be.

0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:26.960
<v Speaker 3>The break I don't know, break break, I don't know,

0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 3>break my ass, I don't know something.

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 1>It's You're going to be.

0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be and not to have any to

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:37.239
<v Speaker 3>dwell on this anymore except sign of another beer.

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:39.640
<v Speaker 2>But I am petrified.

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:42.799
<v Speaker 3>But what's coming because you know, I know I was there,

0:39:43.200 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 3>I remember being there, but I don't have any concept

0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:49.480
<v Speaker 3>of what that's going to look like or feel like.

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Hilarious.

0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:51.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Just don't go to Reddit. Never, no one ever go

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:59.120
<v Speaker 1>to Reddit. Okay, don't go to Reddit, stoss We are

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:02.160
<v Speaker 1>going to listen to voicemails now with people that call in,

0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and I want you to be a part of this. Okay, okay, fine,

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>remember y'all, you can call in, leave me a message comments.

0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 1>The number is eight sixty six La La Pod again,

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:14.000
<v Speaker 1>eight sixty six, La La Pod.

0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:18.239
<v Speaker 2>I love I wish everybody could see Stossy's face because

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<v Speaker 2>is like, what.

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<v Speaker 4>I am so lazy with my podcast.

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 2>The fun not really not really touring.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh I, no one, there's nothing lazy about.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all.

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 1>She's like, Okay, I penciled you, and I was like,

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:33.880
<v Speaker 1>I've never had a friend who pencils things.

0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 2>In like I Doossy is a real busy person.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It's amazing. No, I really love you.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you too.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's listen to our first voicemail. Hey Lala,

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<v Speaker 1>hey Randall.

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<v Speaker 3>My question for you guys is, what's it like to

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<v Speaker 3>be followed by paparazzi, and have you ever kicked them

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<v Speaker 3>off to where you're going to be to get publicity?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks?

0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I want to hear answered this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys ever tipped off the.

0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how to do that. No, I

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:13.560
<v Speaker 2>have once you have, you admit it too.

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It was when Patrick dumped me on our anniversary the

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<v Speaker 5>day before our trip to Mexico, and I was like,

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.360
<v Speaker 5>thank you, I appreciate it. And I was like, you

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<v Speaker 5>know what if I'm going to you know what, I

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 5>look hot on this trip, I'm feeling skinny. I need

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 5>him to see how hot I looked. So I was like,

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 5>paparazzi here, I am, Yes, I did do that.

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:38.880
<v Speaker 1>That's great, that's amazing.

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:40.719
<v Speaker 5>I need to learn how to do I've never done that.

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:43.239
<v Speaker 1>No, I've never done that, not because I wouldn't. I

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.880
<v Speaker 1>just don't know how. And it seems like if I

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 1>do do that, I'm gonna have to get ready that day.

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is.

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Part seems like it is.

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 4>A pain in the ass. It's like a work day.

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:54.799
<v Speaker 4>It is like a work day.

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 2>It is a workday.

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<v Speaker 1>But teach me how to do that, because I may

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<v Speaker 1>start doing that totally.

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:00.279
<v Speaker 4>You know who else does that?

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>KIMC did it?

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 4>Shina does that whenever she goes to Hawaii.

0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:05.600
<v Speaker 1>She does often and pretends like she does do it

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. I love her so much because she thinks

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>we're stupid, Like, really, you did that?

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:13.319
<v Speaker 5>Do you think that paparazzi are just like hanging out

0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:17.400
<v Speaker 5>in Hawaii on the water, No, one, No, that has

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:18.280
<v Speaker 5>never happened.

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 1>You think paparazzi are just like you're watching you, like,

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 1>go to Disneyland with Mickey Mouse. Here, it's not happening.

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:25.920
<v Speaker 1>You called them bitch just a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys are really next level, both of you.

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:31.879
<v Speaker 5>You guys always get paparazzi though at Craigs and even

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 5>when I go with you, no one cares about me.

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:34.959
<v Speaker 4>They only care about y'all.

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 2>That's no, it's true.

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't it's true. It is they only take photos

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 4>of you guys. Is dope?

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Dope? Yeah?

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I like the Papa, Yeah it is. It's cool.

0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:45.959
<v Speaker 4>You guys look cool.

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like no, I feel dope because it's like they're

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 1>already gonna be there. I don't have to call them,

0:42:51.719 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 1>and then I get to go in, I get to

0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:56.279
<v Speaker 1>have my dinner like they're already They're already there. They're

0:42:56.280 --> 0:42:56.879
<v Speaker 1>already there.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have to call and be like, you don't

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 5>have to call the paps hit them up and be

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 5>like guess what I'm walking in?

0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>No, like they're already there.

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 4>But I've gone with you if you have.

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Free dinners for like a week or two.

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 5>For this, Yeah, Chris, why don't you ever take photos

0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 5>of me? I'm getting out of Randall's car too.

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I think the only reason we get a photo or

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I get a photo. I know, way you guys, maybe

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:20.680
<v Speaker 2>it's because of the car.

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 5>Only I'm getting out of your car, Randall, you to

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:25.840
<v Speaker 5>get a picture. No, it's all they literally they're like,

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 5>who's this friend?

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 3>Next, we're gonna pull up. I'm going to stay in

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.759
<v Speaker 3>the car like your driver. You two get out?

0:43:31.880 --> 0:43:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, game, yeah, all right, let's listen to this

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:37.799
<v Speaker 1>funny second voicemail.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi Lala and Randall, Lala, I love you on vander

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:46.439
<v Speaker 6>Pump Rules And I assume vander Pump isn't scripted word

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:49.680
<v Speaker 6>for word, but how much planning and direction is there

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 6>from the crew and Randall? Why is the Irishman so long?

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 6>I haven't seen it yet because I need to make time. Yeah,

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 6>wait to hear you guys on the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you guys, I'll go second, mine's going to take

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:06.400
<v Speaker 2>a minute, go ahead.

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 1>So no, there's not a script, but obviously there's a

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 1>storyline that has to unfold during the season. But I

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:18.080
<v Speaker 1>would say, like the only planning they do is giving

0:44:18.120 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 1>us call times otherwise and walk ups and walk ups.

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:23.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, having to just like film your walk up sometimes

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:28.759
<v Speaker 5>more than once, and the only direction is like yes

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:31.680
<v Speaker 5>exactly they and then they're just like, hey, you know

0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 5>what you just found out the other day, Maybe bring

0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:35.319
<v Speaker 5>it up right, you know what I mean.

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 1>But like otherwise, like we here's the thing though, when

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:40.360
<v Speaker 1>you've been doing it for eight years for you, I

0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:43.120
<v Speaker 1>don't need to We don't need direction anymore. I'm like,

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:45.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm to funck shit up. That's all I know. That's

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna do.

0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:49.280
<v Speaker 5>You know, you just have to go in every scene

0:44:49.480 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 5>and just be like, Okay, I'm here to just like

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:55.200
<v Speaker 5>talk shit about what I just heard, be honest, call

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:56.120
<v Speaker 5>whoever out.

0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Whatever I was thinking. It's really just like speak what's

0:44:58.719 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 1>in your head exactly, sh oh up and be very.

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:05.759
<v Speaker 3>Basically and also the one thing I will give you guys.

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 3>About vander prompt is that you don't get two months

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:10.759
<v Speaker 3>to be mad at somebody. You get one night. Yeah,

0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:12.440
<v Speaker 3>and then it's right back in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I didn't see anything like that. If Be and

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:17.160
<v Speaker 2>my buddy Alex we get in an argument, I won't

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.640
<v Speaker 2>talk to him for a week. Right, come back at

0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:21.320
<v Speaker 2>twelve o'clock for lunche and you've got to talk it

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 2>out now.

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're going to talk about it. Yes, we're also

0:45:25.080 --> 0:45:26.800
<v Speaker 1>going to give you free alcohol.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, honestly, thank God for that.

0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 5>Yes, God, I would be so boring if I mean,

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:35.960
<v Speaker 5>you're the only person I know that's actually like crazy

0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 5>or sober.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the nicest thing I ever said to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with that, know for real.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I'm so honored that you sick.

0:45:47.320 --> 0:45:49.960
<v Speaker 2>Part is that you're honored to be called crazy. I

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<v Speaker 2>love it.

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:50.520
<v Speaker 6>Well.

0:45:50.600 --> 0:45:53.759
<v Speaker 1>I was worried when I said, Wray, I was like,

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I've lost my fucking edge. Vander Palm is gonna think

0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I was worrying.

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:59.560
<v Speaker 2>You're You're crazy is deep in your soul? Yeah, it

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:00.480
<v Speaker 2>is coming out.

0:46:00.560 --> 0:46:01.040
<v Speaker 4>It totally is.

0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:03.240
<v Speaker 2>It's like a trapped child just lives.

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the crazy runs in the I love you, and

0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I love you for that, and that's what makes you

0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:10.239
<v Speaker 1>you baby. That's why I love all the people that

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 1>have seen my crazy and still stick by my side,

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:15.319
<v Speaker 1>like you and Stocks, because I'm like, they really love

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:15.919
<v Speaker 1>me for real.

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:19.720
<v Speaker 4>That's because you are. You know what I love about Lalla.

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:26.280
<v Speaker 5>Lala pretends to be a hard ass's the softest person.

0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:29.280
<v Speaker 5>Whenever I hear her start talking like she's gonna fucking

0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 5>cut a bitch, I'm like, sure, okay, all right.

0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 3>You know what if anybody for the first episode of

0:46:35.960 --> 0:46:39.120
<v Speaker 3>the Greatest Thing Anybody's ever said, this is the perfect

0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 3>mantra of Lalla. She acts so hard why I love

0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:45.320
<v Speaker 3>her so much. She gets behind closed doors, she's like

0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:46.160
<v Speaker 3>a little.

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:50.040
<v Speaker 2>I love you, come cuddle me. Yes, like what happened

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:51.319
<v Speaker 2>to is going to cut a bitch?

0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:55.760
<v Speaker 5>She doesn't cut bitches, plastic spoon out too seriously.

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm what they I'm what they call a pretender.

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Bar No, No, you're just You're very authentic. But I

0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:05.600
<v Speaker 3>agree with Stossy. You're a lover and that's why I

0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:06.400
<v Speaker 3>love you so much.

0:47:06.480 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I really because you are a big love.

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I think Stossy is more of a hard ass than.

0:47:10.440 --> 0:47:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Messy is tough. I didn't undercover hard ass, but I didn't.

0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that until I saw the bride. I

0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 2>got scared. I got scared. I was like, Dossy's tough. Here,

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:26.439
<v Speaker 4>Wims both of you guys. Ran.

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm so hungover and then I go I go to

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 2>there about the fucking scrap in there. He's like, let's

0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 2>just stay in here, have drinks.

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Wait, good idea real quick answer the rest.

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Question question, irishman, why it's so long?

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.640
<v Speaker 3>All I can tell you is Martin Scorsese. There's nothing

0:47:42.640 --> 0:47:44.960
<v Speaker 3>else to say. Greatest filmmaker of all time. You know

0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:49.520
<v Speaker 3>what it's The great films are like great wine, fine

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:50.200
<v Speaker 3>one and they take.

0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Time to breathe.

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<v Speaker 1>Dossy Schroeder, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, sad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, are you back again?

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Thy sure.

0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 1>We are going to be with you every Wednesday. Give

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:09.480
<v Speaker 1>them La La with Randall and we want to hear

0:48:09.520 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>from you. So call us at eight sixty six La

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 1>La Pod. That number is eight sixty six La La Pod.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for listening.