WEBVTT - Episode 75: "Black" Jack

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamp. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing, buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great. You're in Jersey. I've got Dylan right

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<v Speaker 1>here in front of me, Larry, and hello Dylan. Shay

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<v Speaker 1>is at the Travelers Championship in Hartford.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it Harford.

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<v Speaker 1>Cromwell? Yeah, right, Outsidewell what it used to be there

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<v Speaker 1>the Greater Hartford opened. So you're in the greater part

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<v Speaker 1>of Hartford.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess are there any great parts of Hartford?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course there are West Hartford.

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<v Speaker 4>There are West Hartford. Old Weathersfield was a city.

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<v Speaker 3>It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still sober, Shay?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, broke that stale daddy today? Yeah? Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Happen about nine thirty this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? And what made you go out to a golf event?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Workie work. They said, hey, Shay, you're the best. Here's

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<v Speaker 3>a ticket, and I was like, wait, what time? They

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<v Speaker 3>were like, get there as early as you can. So

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<v Speaker 3>I show up pretty damn early, and they got free

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<v Speaker 3>booze and free foods. So I thought, today's a pretty

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<v Speaker 3>good day to a slip back into old ways. So

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<v Speaker 3>here I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Dylan's going up there with picture Day. Ray. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe tomorrow tomorrow afternoon, a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Little day day. That's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all okay, Dylan is contemplating the following eighteen eighteen eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Dylan explained, Well, there's the nine to ninety nine talent

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<v Speaker 4>for baseball. So it's nine beers, nine hot dogs, and

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<v Speaker 4>nine innings. I've seen eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen beers, eighteen

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<v Speaker 4>hot dogs, eighteen holes. I've done the nine nine nine challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's successful.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not easyde hot dogs seven eight and nine

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<v Speaker 4>go down with cement.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how about this? How about eighteen nine eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, eighteen beers, nine dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, eighteen holes. I kind of want to push myself though, Dan, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just the over under is eighteen nine eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I could do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You take the over the under shade for me over,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem, okay, bad Larry? What about you? I know

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<v Speaker 1>you can have the eighteen beers in eighteen holes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm eighteen five and eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my line. I need that. You know what you

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<v Speaker 1>could probably do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't eat like very rare. I mean I

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<v Speaker 2>eate one meal a day. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the salt, the salt content alone, those beers go

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<v Speaker 4>down like water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what are you going to do? Like kobayashi and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna squeeze the bun.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if I were to go past nine, I

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<v Speaker 4>think I would have to. I'd have to improvise a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit. Don't you put it in water? You soak

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<v Speaker 4>it and you start like mountain dew or some shit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's disgusting. By the way, nobody had a good week

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<v Speaker 4>last week. Dylan lost two and a half, Shay lost

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<v Speaker 4>two point two, and Bad Lady lost one. So Dylan's

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<v Speaker 4>still up plus thirty two units thanks to his Future's

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<v Speaker 4>bed on the Nuggets. Shay is up twenty three point

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<v Speaker 4>eight units. Bad Larry plus six point two units. Anything

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<v Speaker 4>I'm missing out on here recapping last week. Anybody want

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<v Speaker 4>to speak now or forever? Hold your piece, I will speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan's nine units on the future. That's okay, But it's

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<v Speaker 2>Nick Taylor's carried him thirty five units on a thrown

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<v Speaker 2>a dart at a golf winner. And I'm gonna throw.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna throw under the bus to who took cup.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit one golf guy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to be today though.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's Kopka. Uh yeah, like you shouldn't be able

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<v Speaker 1>to bet on somebody you don't know how to pronounce

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<v Speaker 1>their name, Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>These guys are going to golf tournaments. They shouldn't, they

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<v Speaker 2>should win. I don't know anything about these guys. I

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<v Speaker 2>got my boy sah Tagala again.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, actually that is pretty good, Larry, pronunciation wise.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, you got that one. He went to

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<v Speaker 1>Pepperdine Uh Sahthagala. By the way, Mark Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg versus

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<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk the potential to fight in the cage. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys see this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay minus five hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>Ol day you okay? So you would take Zuckerberg uh

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<v Speaker 1>minus five hundred to beat Elon Musk in the cage?

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<v Speaker 3>Max batt push it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, well then we have to wait to

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<v Speaker 1>see I think Zuckerberg called out Elon Musk. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know if Jeff Bezos gets involved in this.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you must be Actually, I think Elon actually

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<v Speaker 4>called out Mark zucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he did, yeah, yeah. And then Zuckerberg, who does

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<v Speaker 1>what jiu jitsu? Yeah, he recently rigged a jiu jitsu match?

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<v Speaker 1>Did We don't know if he rigged it, We don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>They drop your location?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I would pay a lot of money to see a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of billionaires beat the shoot out of each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say that it would be the late time as

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<v Speaker 1>long as there's no winner. I don't I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>a billionaire to beat up another billionaire and there's a winner.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like for them both to lose. They have to, Yesberg.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't Zuckerberg like a decade younger than Elon? Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>of course he's gonna win.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big factor. Actually, yeah, but Elon Musk called

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<v Speaker 1>out Zuckerberg. I mean it's not the other way around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like Zuckerberg.

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<v Speaker 1>The kid's like thirty, right, he's like thirty nine? Is he?

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<v Speaker 2>How old he? And must it must fifty?

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<v Speaker 1>Then he's probably like fifty one or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't want to Dan. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>fight Dylan. I mean, the young guy's gonna kill him.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you fight Shan when you work that much money?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Larry, let's go, how old you Shay?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty nine?

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<v Speaker 4>Hard thirty nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true, that's a hard thirty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know that's still too Youngeah. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to fight Shay either.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I would beat the ship out of.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now I want to fight him.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go any other fight you want, any leg wrestler,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever the hell you want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, then he's gonna say darts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll figure it out, all right, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more recapping both of you guys did not do

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<v Speaker 1>very well with the golf, right whatever, Okay, and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>still has his futures. Bet on the Pirates winning the

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<v Speaker 1>World Series plus thirty thousand. You should have bet on

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<v Speaker 1>the reds.

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<v Speaker 4>Man right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kind of the same team, I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>playing well.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>That leads us to bets for this week. Dylan will

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<v Speaker 1>start with you. Since you're the clubhouse leader. Let's start

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<v Speaker 1>with the Travelers Championship in Greater Hartford.

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<v Speaker 4>Alrighty, Dan, So today I got two units on some

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<v Speaker 4>j M three ball plus one eight against Tommy Fleetwood

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<v Speaker 4>and Jason Day. And then I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a so he'll have a better score than than

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<v Speaker 1>Fleetwood and Jason Day, so of.

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<v Speaker 4>The of the group banks, okay, all right? And then

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<v Speaker 4>I got a unit on Justin Thomas top ten at

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<v Speaker 4>plus five fifty. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, where did he go? He plus fourteen at

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<v Speaker 1>the Open?

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<v Speaker 4>That was hard to watch. I think he's already stinking

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<v Speaker 4>up the joint today too. Who else you got, Larry,

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<v Speaker 4>you got your voice Sahiti Gala to win and plus

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<v Speaker 4>four thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year he could have won it. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he came what tied second to Xanderschoff? Yeah right, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the rook Sam Bennett top ten plus fourteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they you know what? He did pretty well at

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<v Speaker 1>the US Open. Yeah, he showed up in the big moments.

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you have, obviously, Dan wnba season? Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>full sure, sure, sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a parlay. All these games are today. I

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<v Speaker 4>our Connecticut Son minus four and a half against the

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<v Speaker 4>Lynx Chicago Sky plus three and a half against the

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<v Speaker 4>Mystics and the Seattle Storm plus one and a half

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<v Speaker 4>against the Indiana Fever they didn't even know as a team,

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<v Speaker 4>plus five ninety five on that and then NBA Draft.

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<v Speaker 1>Where where is Elena Deladun playing.

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<v Speaker 5>She's on the Mystics.

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<v Speaker 1>She's still in the Mystics.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, she's been around for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, great player, yeah, all the famer anything else?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, I got one NBA draft pick. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>Scoot Henderson to go number two overall, plus three seventy

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<v Speaker 4>taking the value. Okay, there's obviously Brandon Miller's still the favorite,

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<v Speaker 4>heavy favorite. Uh, Sir Lawrence, bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to go one unit on a bunch of golfers, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Rory to win it, just straight out when it's twelve. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's good. That'll get me back in to get ball game.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I want one of you on these three guys

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<v Speaker 2>for top tens.

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<v Speaker 1>Colin Moore kawa Hey, by the way, I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he'd have a hard time making the cut

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<v Speaker 1>at the Open, but Colin Moore Kallen played pretty well.

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<v Speaker 2>So Colin, then Cam Young and Match Fitzpatrick their top tens,

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<v Speaker 2>and then top twenties Tommy fleetwood Son Jam and the

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<v Speaker 2>afore mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, all right, Oh I have.

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<v Speaker 2>One question, one more question, Dan, Yeah, did Calas Swift

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<v Speaker 2>pick a boyfriend yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Not yet?

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<v Speaker 2>She went a week without a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, at least that we know of. She might have

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<v Speaker 1>a boyfriend, we just don't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's not like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have You've been on the downund.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so interested in this now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've been on the down low with women before,

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<v Speaker 1>before you got married.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry's side piece.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been a side piece Larry?

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<v Speaker 2>You never? Never, I don't even, I don't even think

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<v Speaker 2>about it now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you weren't like another girl had a boyfrien

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<v Speaker 1>friend and you were this side.

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<v Speaker 4>You were like you're in the stable.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not. You weren't her boyfriend, but you were in

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<v Speaker 1>the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one girl and it's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, not Now I'm saying before you got married.

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<v Speaker 3>Zero chance.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even I can't remember before I was married, Shay.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times have you been the side A lot? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I ruined a few happy homes, Danny, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, yeah, including your own.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's on the rocks.

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<v Speaker 4>Danny, Okay, I don't think that counted as a happy

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<v Speaker 4>home beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it has to be a happy home before you.

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<v Speaker 1>You teared him. Uh. By the way, roommate, Hello, roommate,

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<v Speaker 1>how's theater theater therapy? Maybe it is theater? How is

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<v Speaker 1>the therapy for you?

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<v Speaker 3>We had a session yesterday, Danny and this guy, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>he really loved me because I was hilarious and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 3>And the whole point of therapy is to get the

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<v Speaker 3>therapist on your side, to be charming and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>track that fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I won.

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<v Speaker 3>I won that round, and the son of a bitch

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<v Speaker 3>at the end of it was like, hey, our next

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<v Speaker 3>session is going to be two hours. And of course

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<v Speaker 3>this bastar's two hundred and fifty bucks an hour, so

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<v Speaker 3>he's selling us on five hundred dollars to save whatever

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<v Speaker 3>mentally challenged emotions the roommate has.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm screwed.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm screwed, Danny. You're just milking me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but are you being honest in therapy or are

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<v Speaker 1>you just trying to be with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to be a show off, You're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be an entertainer.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm being charming. It's my own personal you know,

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<v Speaker 3>personality traits, and I win, I win. I get him

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<v Speaker 3>on my side, and that's all there is.

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<v Speaker 1>But he has to understand that if he's any kind

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<v Speaker 1>of reputable therapist, that all you're doing is you're masking.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they don't get it, Danny, I'm that good. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't see it coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Say, does this guy practice Tijuana?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's a freaking new cane, And of course that's

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<v Speaker 3>why he's started twitt a freaking out the Tijuana Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Shay is at the Travelers Championship in Greater Hartford. You, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a person to win?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a couple. I don't have it in front

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<v Speaker 1>of me radosh okay. Uh, Patrick cantlaid to win plus

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<v Speaker 1>seven hundred, Yes, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I got Rory plus. I think it's fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus fourteen hundred. You had can't lay to win the

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<v Speaker 1>US Open last week as well? Love?

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<v Speaker 3>I love him?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I love them. Okay, I love wind him too.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it didn't bet on that.

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<v Speaker 1>You got baseball You normally have baseball bets.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I got four baseball bets.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you don't know these. I let me see raise

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<v Speaker 1>giving these to me. You have the pod I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know my middle name right now? The Giants? You got

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<v Speaker 1>the Giants plus one ten against the Podres. Yeah, Royals

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<v Speaker 1>plus three hundred versus the Rays had to take that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees minus one fifteen versus Seattle. Yeah, Arizona minus one

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<v Speaker 1>fifty versus the Nationals.

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<v Speaker 3>How about those Diamondbacks standing? I know I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 3>enough attention.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know. It feels like every

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<v Speaker 1>five years, it's like the Marlins. Marlins every five years,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like they're in playoff contention and the year

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<v Speaker 1>NBA Draft odds. Do you have anything that you want.

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<v Speaker 3>To I don't have any. No, it's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>Wenby and I like that nickname. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 3>you're saying in the radio. It's going to be Wemby

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<v Speaker 3>number one. It's Scooter number two. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you got Scoot Henderson number two.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't at all. Okay, I don't care about the NBAK.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm I'm just asking. I'm just asking. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just asking a question.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, there's making it at home tonight. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a better DraftKings who put sixty thousand dollars on Wemby

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<v Speaker 1>to be the first pick overall on the draft? You

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<v Speaker 1>know how much the best you win? How much do

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<v Speaker 1>you think he's going to win? He's got sixty k

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<v Speaker 1>on Victor going number one in the draft. Four hundred bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred gone?

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of free? Three hundred bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>Sixty grand to gamble? I am at the craps table

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<v Speaker 3>in the VIP area, roll at hard sixties in parlay,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's all there is to it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then that sixty k is gone immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>So what so what?

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<v Speaker 3>I have a good time, Well the golf.

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<v Speaker 4>Track, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, wait, what's the most money you've ever lost at craps?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Oh north of ten thousand? Dady?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, bad Larry, the most you've ever lost?

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<v Speaker 4>That?

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<v Speaker 1>You you do poker.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm early in my marriage. She had ten Grand's

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<v Speaker 2>a good number, but not in craps and not in poker.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, stupid table games could be blackjacket, could have

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<v Speaker 2>been anything back then.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so ten grand? But you you don't bet that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of money now.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all?

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<v Speaker 1>You paused there, ye you pause.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was pausing to think through the last forty years. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, no, no way ten grand anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Hip Piper Ray, what do you have for me? Larry?

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you get in trouble at the casino on Monday

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<v Speaker 5>for taking a picture of the board to send it

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<v Speaker 5>to us?

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<v Speaker 4>How much did you is on?

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<v Speaker 2>That was only like eight hundred bucks? On that hand?

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<v Speaker 2>The dealer told me I couldn't take a picture, and

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<v Speaker 2>my exact answer to her it was a black dealer,

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<v Speaker 2>a girl. And she said you can't take a picture

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<v Speaker 2>this and I said, oh no, three guys have to

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<v Speaker 2>see this picture. And I just took it. What are

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<v Speaker 2>they going to take my camera from me? It was

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<v Speaker 2>a crisscross game, Shay, I don't know if you even

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<v Speaker 2>know what It's a stupid table game down here. But

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<v Speaker 2>the dealer is your partner. So it's down and across.

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<v Speaker 2>You get two cards, and her three cards down and

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<v Speaker 2>across get added to your two to make a far

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<v Speaker 2>card poker hand.

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<v Speaker 3>And just how many how many people just paused the

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<v Speaker 3>podcast and stop listening?

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<v Speaker 1>How many they want paper to write down?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why why does it matter if it's a black

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<v Speaker 1>woman who is the dealer?

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<v Speaker 2>Because she wanted to tell me I couldn't take.

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<v Speaker 1>A well, but what does it matter?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what does it matter?

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<v Speaker 4>Because an Asian dealer would have never done that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or a white woman never would have done that.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't think anyone else would have bothered me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think anyone else would have bothered me. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just okay, well whatever, it doesn't matter, Larry, Larry January,

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a field.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh all right, say a couple of just a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of advice to you guys out there, say you got

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<v Speaker 2>to go on with a better attitude to this therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think wait, wait, wait, you're different. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're deflecting. Well, I'm coming back to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan.

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<v Speaker 2>You gave me Rory McElroy at twelve, and he just

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<v Speaker 2>gave Rury mclaay to win the thing at fourteen to

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<v Speaker 2>one to Shay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's gold on hold on picture day.

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<v Speaker 3>Ray.

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<v Speaker 5>So you remember when I told you guys all to

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<v Speaker 5>send me your picks last night, and there were a

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<v Speaker 5>few of you who might.

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<v Speaker 4>Not have done that.

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<v Speaker 5>The lines change, and that's why I wanted the night

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<v Speaker 5>before so I can have uniform lines. But I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think it's fair if the tournament's already started. So I

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<v Speaker 5>took what rory was this morning. So Larry, yours is

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<v Speaker 5>from last night. Shay yours is from this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know that's a you know whatever. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give you the two extra.

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<v Speaker 1>He just gave me hope now bad like he just

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<v Speaker 1>gave you an explanation as to what happened. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>changing anything to you know, Curry favor with Shay.

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<v Speaker 3>Wellarry, here it's canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we talking to this? Yes? Yeah, Marvin. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think bad Larry should be canceled for next week?

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<v Speaker 1>You may need to take a break for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>you think, so oh this black. I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell does.

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<v Speaker 3>That have to do it?

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<v Speaker 4>An?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I might want to be canceled next

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<v Speaker 2>week because we going to bet on Pablo Swift's next boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing to bet on. There's no sports going on now.

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<v Speaker 2>Baseball's too early in the season. The bet I don't

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<v Speaker 2>bet hockey I don't care about.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no honky. There's no Honkey's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>How much I don't that's how much I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>about it, right, I didn't even realize it was over.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been drinking, Larry?

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<v Speaker 2>Not yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, somebody call hr Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry's Clarry's mid getting canceled. He's like, I think we

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<v Speaker 4>should just take next week off the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, maybe we should.

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<v Speaker 2>We usually do take it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we will.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been drinking since eight thirty, and I'm doing better

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<v Speaker 3>than Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want everybody to realize, Hey, are you going tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, huh what are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you going tomorrow to the Travelers?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then you're gonna hang out with Dylan and Picture

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<v Speaker 1>Day Ray.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember Danny, I'm sober. I can't be doing all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, I see, good point, wink wink, you're sober.

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<v Speaker 3>Well if anybody asks, this is all just a character

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<v Speaker 3>I put on for.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still doing your podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>We've taken a couple of weeks off due to the sobriety. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Hey the fuck you don't say hi no more? It's

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<v Speaker 3>fucking awesome. Yeah, it's sucking up now. I got action,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, I got fucking action. What do you think

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing here? I got can't way, I got Rory,

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<v Speaker 3>I got fucking who else do I have? Danny?

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's all you got.

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<v Speaker 3>I got some other shit going on. All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>on the goddamn phone with Danny. Jesus fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, go get him. You know what. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got some side action going there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Work, motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a mess today.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Hopefully you're not driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good God. That's the message we'd like to send that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the message we want you to take away from this,

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<v Speaker 1>if you take anything. Shaye and Irving Podcast. Eventually we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get back up with some new episodes there. Shay, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for joining us from Greater Hartford, Cromwell to be exact

0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:20.000
<v Speaker 1>and bad, Larry in Jersey in spring Lake, and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>right here in the man Cave, and we might talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you next week. Here on Dan Patrick takes a

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<v Speaker 1>gamble