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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the riddlo. I ready, love

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Speaker 1: Officer and Junior. Here we go Romero and Denver. You

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Speaker 1: guys ready, mm hmmm Romero in Denver? Right. So I

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Speaker 1: went to my son's birthday party and my wife told

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Speaker 1: me not to take any family pictures with my son's mom.

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Speaker 1: I paid her no mind because it was my son's

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Speaker 1: big day. She saw a lot of the pictures on Facebook,

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Speaker 1: and now she's mad at me.

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Speaker 2: Why should I care? Okay, you got to.

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Speaker 1: Sleep with her? Maybe, No, that's.

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Speaker 2: A tough one though.

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Speaker 3: I mean, a child is not supposed to have pictures

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Speaker 3: with their parents. You gotta let them have that. You

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Speaker 3: being you kind of being real hard on it with that,

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Speaker 3: you got to let them take the picture. So what's

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Speaker 3: gonna happen with graduation when the baby won't, you know,

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Speaker 3: to take a picture with their mom and they dad?

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Speaker 3: You shutting that down?

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Speaker 1: Come on, you got the raiser, raiser, junior, boardon, come on.

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Speaker 2: Here and ask me nothing. I'm just got married. I

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Speaker 2: want peace.

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Speaker 4: If you don't want the pictures with the baby, mom, firm,

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Speaker 4: we ain't take the picture.

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Speaker 1: Pea, at this point in your life set itself up

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Speaker 1: for a whole argument.

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Speaker 2: I won't do.

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Speaker 1: That really, So when you're taking the picture, you're standing where,

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Speaker 1: and she's standing where.

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Speaker 4: I'm not even I'm not in the picture. All you're

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Speaker 4: gonna see is a shoulder. If I'm taking the picture,

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Speaker 4: you see the shoulder shot. Sorry it didn't work out

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Speaker 4: between us. I got somebody else. I moved on shoulders

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Speaker 4: all you're getting this, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Now, look what you're doing to the baby man a

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Speaker 2: shoulder and a left foot. I know better than this,

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Speaker 2: all right?

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Kevin in the Bronx. Kevin wrightes I've

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Speaker 1: been with my girlfriend for six years. She popped up

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Speaker 1: at my house. So I told my side chick to

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Speaker 1: get in the closet. She had to stay there for

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Speaker 1: a few hours because my girlfriend would not leave. My

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Speaker 1: side chick wasn't even mad. Should I be worried?

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Speaker 3: Now? See, I hadn't been in a lot of closets.

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Speaker 3: I hadn't been situations back in my head, I understand

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Speaker 3: that I haven't been in some clad been up underneath

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Speaker 3: some beds. You can get rough oder there. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: never heard how long you're gonna be under that? You

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Speaker 3: never know, But you know a lot of people have

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Speaker 3: snacks under their bed though a lot of people do,

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Speaker 3: and it comes in handy at times like that, Moments

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Speaker 3: like these, you need some chips.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: The last two sentences. My side chick wasn't even mad.

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Speaker 4: Should I be worried? What you need to do is

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Speaker 4: ask Neo how this go?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's nothing about this. He got four?

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Speaker 3: That's too many?

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know when a woman's not worried. That's dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is, baby, You best to believe it is.

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Speaker 2: She ain't worried. She saw another chick and she ain't worried.

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Speaker 2: What did you do? She sat in the closet three hours.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you counted all the jeans, all the shirts, counting jeans,

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Speaker 3: counting shirts, counting shoe lubon.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, all right? Wow, all right?

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Speaker 1: And she wasn't even mad. Yeah, shy. This is from

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Speaker 1: Shi in Kansas City. Shi says, I went on a

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Speaker 1: third date with a guy and he told me to

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Speaker 1: sit beside him in the booths so we can share

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Speaker 1: our food. I was instantly turned off because I don't

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Speaker 1: know him like that. Also, if I sat by him,

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Speaker 1: we'd looked like we'd look like a couple. I think

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Speaker 1: he's moving too fast. Dot dot dot right, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think it's.

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Speaker 3: A it's a limit on it's a yeah, before you

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Speaker 3: can start putting your fork in my plate. I think

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Speaker 3: it's a limit on it. You're not You're not what

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Speaker 3: you mean. I gotta check your dinner records and stuff.

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Speaker 3: We got a lot we got blotting. Well, yeah, she

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Speaker 3: wasn't with it, junior, what do you think?

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Speaker 2: Well, my whole thing is, I don't share food till

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Speaker 2: date eight. Yeah, d until you're gonna have to. You

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Speaker 2: got to beat me a long time before I give

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Speaker 2: you a piece of bacon.

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Speaker 4: So they got five more dates to go before you

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Speaker 4: stick your fork in my plate. Yeah, absolutely, date Uh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't third date? And were sharing food already first

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Speaker 2: of all. Third day. I don't even need you sitting

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Speaker 2: next to me. I need you to sit across from me.

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Speaker 1: Well that's how she felt. Yeah, that's how she felt

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Speaker 1: about it. So now though you're cool with your wife,

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Speaker 1: you and your wife sharing your sharing each other's food

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Speaker 1: the whole.

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Speaker 4: Year, before she even knew I ate food, I was

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Speaker 4: trying to save money.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't seeing her the whole year. I can't we

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Speaker 2: go to restaurants.

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Speaker 1: I kept pulling out snacks, and she married you anyway,

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Speaker 1: she married me.

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Speaker 2: I know she would keep her well. You know what, Junior,

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Speaker 2: my husband said, That's what Tosh said.

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Speaker 4: He said, that's why he married me because I was

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Speaker 4: too expensive on these dates.

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Speaker 2: He said, let me go.

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Speaker 4: Ahead and there absolutely because she's robbing me blind.

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Speaker 2: Do you understand? Called her?

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Speaker 4: How struggle of a comedian I was. I was only

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Speaker 4: getting two fifty a show, so I kept a honey bull.

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Speaker 2: She's be talking. I kept coming out with snacks, she'd

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Speaker 2: be talking. She did ordered food. We had it's two

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Speaker 2: for thirty.

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Speaker 1: Every every time you mentioned honey buns, I always say

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Speaker 1: to people, still eat honey buns.

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Speaker 2: You know, a honeybull rap aloud?

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Speaker 4: So every time she's happen, Yeah, I pulled out the

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Speaker 4: honey buy and the rapping drink.

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Speaker 2: She heard it. She knew.

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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Speaker 2: I got thirty dollars because I ain't making money.

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Speaker 1: But tell me you're still not into sharing food though,

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Speaker 1: you don't like that whole. I don't like shit.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that Jackie be doing that. I just

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Speaker 3: ordered a whole nother entree. Let's just get one and

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Speaker 3: we're gonna if you just want to take let's just

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Speaker 3: you know, you got yours, I got man, we'll buy

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Speaker 3: a third one.

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Speaker 2: But all this sharing, let me let me take.

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Speaker 3: Your rip about why why you didn't get.

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Speaker 4: Just the whole thing about the time. You're absolutely right

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Speaker 4: because we had the same menu.

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Speaker 2: Did you see on the menu? That I why you

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Speaker 2: didn't get what you wanted on the same menu.

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Speaker 1: See, that's what this taste.

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Speaker 3: When my wife started with you get the fish and

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Speaker 3: I get the steak.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, no, no, this is not the plan. No,

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Speaker 2: that's not what we're doing.

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Speaker 3: You get what you want, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Fligga's mad.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not good though, because I ordered whatever

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Speaker 1: I want on the menu, because I like to taste

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Speaker 1: whatever I want.

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Speaker 2: That's what I order.

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Speaker 1: Period.

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Speaker 4: One time I didn't even have appetizer and she took

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Speaker 4: half of that.

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Speaker 2: That's what I know. I was mad. I had a

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Speaker 2: Southwest egg roll. It came with two. I had one.

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Speaker 3: You can tell when they finish getting your plate, when

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Speaker 3: the when the food arrives and they look at your stuff, Oh,

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Speaker 3: yours looks good.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of a bone of contention.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, you know what, Tommy, they don't

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Speaker 4: never reach in your plate till they got a witness.

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Speaker 4: I noticed that the waitress always standing there when they

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Speaker 4: I know it.

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Speaker 1: So you can't act up. So you can't act up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can't say nothing.

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Speaker 1: Uh uh nope, nope, nope, just be quiet.

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Speaker 3: I know a couple got into a I know a

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Speaker 3: couple got into an argument over some rice at Papa Do's.

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Speaker 3: I ain't to you why you ain't get your own

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Speaker 3: damn rice. And I told you

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