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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm

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Speaker 1: And he's right next door. She's a dance instructor. Tommy

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Speaker 1: What goes on in there? Nothing? No, I tell you, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I know what he did. Rubbing, bouncing, squeezing, biting, fighting,

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Speaker 1: My wife introduced us. Because I couldn't say much. You

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Speaker 1: But y'all eating in the damn mica all out here

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Speaker 1: Oh she coming? Oh the stripper coming, because strippers don't

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Speaker 1: dance instructor. She gonna be cool. She know always you. Now,

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Speaker 1: a strip club? Yello? Right there? Right? Oh? A strip wait? Wait,

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Speaker 1: because and did you drink? Because you know how you

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Speaker 1: hey baby, Hey, hey, I just wanted to talk to

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Speaker 1: I said, don't tell him everything. You heard me say that.

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Speaker 1: Go on, go on, where are y'all gonna let the

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Speaker 1: thank you, Carl, thank you very much. Now let me

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Well we ended up going to a strip club.

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Speaker 1: What strip luck went to? Oh that's irrelevant. Magic City

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Speaker 1: Well we went out there to celebrating. I'm not too

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Speaker 1: we Why was you in there? Man? Damn baby? All

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Speaker 1: I just went on up in there. I'm just letting

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Speaker 1: what they're they're doing nothing, you know, just in there.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I wasn't chicken that got

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Speaker 1: fried brock. You go all the way to strip club

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Speaker 1: But baby, baby, baby, you ought to go with me

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Speaker 1: sometimes just to get you. I got chicken wings and freezing.

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Speaker 1: I got chicken wings. What I'm trying, That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: M hmm. And the stripput that was my VP escort.

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Speaker 1: You had your own stripper, Yeah, I have my own damn.

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Speaker 1: Oh so damn the chickenwinks. Not now you and then

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Speaker 1: you told me when they get chicken wings and stupid fat.

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Speaker 1: We're some more. For some reason, we cannot get off

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Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. We're already into part four because subject

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Speaker 1: take him, of course, to a strip club. The husband

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Speaker 1: He he sobers up, realizes that he was he was

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Speaker 1: four of the husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said

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Speaker 1: in there to get chicken wings. Okay, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: so there you eating chicken. Chicken wings is so good

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Speaker 1: a little story. But how you going to neket club

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Speaker 1: and get chicken? Way? Well, you know, we's in the

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Speaker 1: so I need to sit down and here this go ahead? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why is he telling you all that's too much? Shirley?

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Speaker 1: How is that too much? When y'all ain't gonna leave

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Speaker 1: it that I went to the strip club. Not too much?

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Speaker 1: Not too much? Can't tell her everything? That's too much

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Speaker 1: You can't leave it at Shirley is basically saying that

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Speaker 1: that's the neighbor when I went to the strip club.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're saying. Something this crazy. Remember that night

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Speaker 1: we went out stupid and uh me and the felt

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Speaker 1: we went to a strip club. One of the strippers

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Speaker 1: that's in the club. That's how has moved across the street. Well,

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Speaker 1: why you didn't say you knew the lady when we

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Speaker 1: she know? You don't? I don't know you know? Huh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just told how come we didn't say that over there?

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Speaker 1: Why we got to get back? Why you don't want

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Speaker 1: I mean we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife.

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Speaker 1: But when she told you she was dancing, when she

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Speaker 1: I got it from the club. Why you didn't say that?

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Speaker 1: Why ain't I ain't got a number from the club.

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Speaker 1: Oh you just know you didn't get a number? No, him, No,

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Speaker 1: why would I get a stripper? You don't go to

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Speaker 1: was Huh when you walked over that, y'ad, you knew

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Speaker 1: the stripper's name? Glada? Don't name how much money you spending? Huh?

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Speaker 1: If you hommy, you can hit me how much money?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that much? You know? You know your neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Did you know the Fellers paid for everything? Because they

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Speaker 1: were celebrating. I don't know picking them out there. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it calls. Baby, you know vip room,

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Speaker 1: you know strippers. I don't know you have nobby five

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Speaker 1: six hundred? You Lord Jesus, Father, God, Lord Jesus, can

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Speaker 1: we just bust this house? Lord God give me we

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Speaker 1: got the Lord, God Jesus, give me strip Father, things

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Speaker 1: in your name about Jesus, it wasn't your six hundred.

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Speaker 1: You know how that hurts my spirit? Steve, don't you

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Speaker 1: know how to You're standing over there with a strip

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Speaker 1: I didn't. It's gonna move in a brand new damn card.

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Speaker 1: That's your man, that's our money. No, babe, you can't

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Speaker 1: go toward it and go toward it and go to

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Speaker 1: You know what I've learned? This whole situation with y'all

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Speaker 1: just kept going and kept going, Shirley. It didn't even

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you nothing, just as a woman. This

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Speaker 1: So I'm just letting you know. You might not want

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Speaker 1: and they start acting stupid. Cut this woman yard every Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: See that's guilt. Yea for show. Bring it up. It's

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Speaker 1: just a lie. Ain't nobody got to know? Don't say nothing. Well,

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Speaker 1: What's the best way? Set the best way? He just said,

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Speaker 1: he's not listening. I understand women are better. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: over there, you kids cannot go over there because the

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Speaker 1: firthday kid. I know your daddy when you tell your kid,

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Speaker 1: he come home with that. And what if the stripper

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Speaker 1: says something, then you really say none of you go

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Speaker 1: with every winds to a neighborhood. The family people that

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Speaker 1: didn't want to tell the women she is stripped, she's

427
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Speaker 1: a dance instructor. Well, it depends on how the husband

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00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: is at I don't think she's gonna say anything. I

429
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Speaker 1: just feel like it's the husband's job to give his

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Speaker 1: wife a heads up about not being buddy chums with

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Speaker 1: old girls had lap dance with if she is crazy

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Speaker 1: enough to say something, you have already told your wife.

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Speaker 1: So you want, let's go. Part five This was the

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Speaker 1: longest strawberry letter ever. This is the strawberry letter that

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Speaker 1: keeps on giving. Man, it really is subject. My sexy

436
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Speaker 1: neighbor is stressing me out right there because he don't

437
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Speaker 1: know how to handle the truth. You're going to get busted.

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Speaker 1: He can't handle it. That's all. So a married man,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, this is what this is. Trapped

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Speaker 1: in the closet. Part five. Mary Mann wrote us he

441
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: and his wife just purchased a new house in a

442
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 1: new community. He and his boys were His boys were

443
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Speaker 1: happy for him, so they all went out to a

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Speaker 1: strip club. He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying

445
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Speaker 1: a private room in the strip club with this one

446
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Speaker 1: particular stripper who did all kinds of freaky things to him.

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Speaker 1: He sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,

448
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Speaker 1: and he told his boys he would never get that

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Speaker 1: drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you

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Speaker 1: it's a new community, so a new neighbor moved in

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Speaker 1: right next door to them, and it turns out it's

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Speaker 1: the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds

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Speaker 1: of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, so he and

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Speaker 1: his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper.

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Speaker 1: I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife

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Speaker 1: she was a dance instructor, and he was all nervous

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Speaker 1: and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,

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Speaker 1: before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his

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Speaker 1: wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Now we're at the part where the lady is upset

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Speaker 1: talking to her husband. Right now, I'm gonna show you

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Speaker 1: how how to get out of this. You over there

463
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Speaker 1: talking to a stripper that you know that you knew,

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Speaker 1: you knew before you went over there. I'm standing on

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Speaker 1: the exchange. Yeah, baby, I don't know her. You don't

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Speaker 1: know at all, not at all. That she hadn't told

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Speaker 1: you she met me at the strip club. I don't

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Speaker 1: remember her at all. We was at the strip club,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know huh. Just friends, just friends. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we ain't friends. I don't know her. You didn't recognize it.

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Speaker 1: When you went over there. It's dog in there staying there.

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Speaker 1: That's it. But you remember the five hundred dollars? You

473
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Speaker 1: remember that? Huh? I remember the five hundred dollar because

474
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: you asked me about how much of day spend. It

475
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: wasn't now money. The fellas treated me because they was

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Speaker 1: celebrating me getting it. How I was over here, none

477
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: of your money, not a dollar mine. I still got

478
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Speaker 1: all mine in the wallet I left here with, too

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Speaker 1: fit to go go look at it. I'm gonna say this,

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Speaker 1: and I'm only say this one time. But I bet

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Speaker 1: that catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.

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Speaker 1: I bet that catch you looking probably? Why would I

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Speaker 1: look over that when I got anything I want? I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you that we cool. No, if I catch you

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Speaker 1: looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that. I

486
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Speaker 1: don't know this one. You might get hit by a

487
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: card because you ain't gonnaven look that way. I see

488
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: Claud's coming. I just be hit by the calm you

489
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: pull out. You just look the other way and keep driving.

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00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: Let me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.

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Speaker 1: Look at me when I'm telling you see, why would

492
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Speaker 1: I glance? How did I glance? Baby? I told you,

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember the woman she told me about.

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Speaker 1: She remembered me, I don't remember her. I just I

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Speaker 1: said what I had said, You said what you had said.

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving it that. I'm done when you do with it.

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Speaker 1: So you're not gonna be looking over that no more? Right?

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00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: We got that looked over there yet? All right, olip up,

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00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: y'all need to move move around the corner here. You

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00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: know they can't move right. I don't know if we're

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00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: coming back with a part six, but anyway, this is

502
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: the longest Strawberry letter ever and it was a good

503
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: one too. Today my sexy neighbor is stressing me out.

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Speaker 1: We will be back with more of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. We are back. We cannot

506
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,239
Speaker 1: seem to get off this letter. We thought it was over,

507
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: but here we are again. Podcast. We are very decisively

508
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: divided this show between off the air y'all. The debate

509
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: is raging every woman. Monica Shelly Cola insists that it's

510
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: best that this man tell her the truth so she

511
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: don't get blindside it. All of us up convinced that

512
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: to bring bad news into your house is the dumbest

513
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,

514
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: when she found out, we'll deal with it. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that you all just don't want to deal

516
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: with the questions and all of that that you think

517
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: is going to happen. That's and I say that he

518
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: has to tell her because the wife exchanged phone numbers

519
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: with her, That's why. Ain't nobody tell her to do that?

520
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: But it's done though, and they're gonna have and they're

521
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: gonna have a housewarming party that she's going to invite

522
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: the stripper neighbor too. So what okay dealing with? You

523
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: don't know that the stripper already smirked at him when

524
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: they were leaving. The wife don't see that she's gone,

525
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: she's yeah, she's gonna see something. Why are we missing

526
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: the blessing that she got a big, beautiful move next dough?

527
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: Why are we avoiding this? Why are we out embracing it?

528
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't we the fence that divides our back, y'alls

529
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: bill a gate right there be to walk back and forth?

530
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: Why are we missing out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me.

531
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Speaker 1: When a blessing come, you don't see it? Your turn

532
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: on the way you run, then go towards it. When

533
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: they switched them numbers, go over that at midnight. Listen,

534
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: she can't find out nothing by me and your descript

535
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: club night cool. All right, I'm not listen. I'm gonna

536
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: come out here on Wednesdays. Tighten up everything around here,

537
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: everything you need him huh. All right, I'm gonna put

538
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: that little old gate over here on this fence. We

539
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: got go in and out this gate. That's how we're

540
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: gonna work this day. But I don't want nothing else

541
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Speaker 1: going on. I don't want You can't be running the

542
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: street with her. You're a dead man. Yeah, health in

543
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: your sleep. You must think your wife is just stupid,

544
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: he said, twelve o'clock at night. And when you want

545
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: me to go there? When your wife asked you what

546
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: the gate is for? What? She's not been to see

547
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: that gate that doesn't haidhaway gate. That gate I'm gonna

548
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: put up there lasers. What is there? Ain't no handl know,

549
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: it's just it's not ticket what? Wow? So so you

550
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Speaker 1: couldn't neighbor y'all? Yeah, she's gonna really now, yeah I can.

551
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut more than one neighbor, I guess I

552
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: need to do that. You're gonna end up cutting that

553
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Speaker 1: whole block for free day. You're awfully quiet right now, nothing,

554
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Speaker 1: he says, Right now, we just agree to disagree you, Yeah,

555
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: we agree to disagree show. Yeah, we all have different opinions,

556
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: which which is what the audience had. Yeah. Absolutely on

557
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Speaker 1: social media, you know, all the guys are gonna say

558
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: don't tell. All the women are gonna say tell. That's

559
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, don't say nothing, don't open your mouth,

560
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 1: cut your tongue at That's what I do my tongue day.

561
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Speaker 1: All right, we will be back, No, not with part seven.

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Speaker 1: I think we're I think we're done. Now you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show