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Speaker 1: He's another Thank you for calling. This is Beth. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hey, Beth, how are you? My

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Speaker 1: name is Robert and I was calling to check on

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Speaker 1: an item that I saw on your website. I want

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Speaker 1: to see if you have it in stores. Can you

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Speaker 1: check for me? Yes, yes, absolutely. Can you tell me

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Speaker 1: what the SKEW number is? Um, it's under the item

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Speaker 1: on the page. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, I can get

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Speaker 1: that for you. You You know, it's hard normally why my

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Speaker 1: wife helps me with this kind of stuff, but through

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Speaker 1: my third divorce now, so no wife to help with

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Speaker 1: all of that. So thanks for asking. Oh I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to hear about that. I mean it should just be

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Speaker 1: under the item. Yeah, no, it's okay. You know i'd

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Speaker 1: probably leave me too. I mean, with these stomach issues

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Speaker 1: that I have, I wouldn't want to be in the

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Speaker 1: same room for very long with me either. You know. Oh,

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Speaker 1: my doctor says it's not irritable bow syndrome, but they

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Speaker 1: just can't seem to figure it out. But I got it,

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Speaker 1: got it, sir. Are you to hear that you're dealing

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Speaker 1: with that? I don't. I don't really need to hear

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Speaker 1: all that though. Well, I mean, you brought it up,

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Speaker 1: so answered your question. I don't believe I did, but

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Speaker 1: M yeah, I think you did. And I thought it

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Speaker 1: was kind of rude for a customer service person to

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Speaker 1: do that. But you asked me for the Skew number.

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Speaker 1: Normally my wife helps with that, but we're divorced, and

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Speaker 1: then we started going down that road. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: hear that I'm upsetting you. Well help you. I'm very calm.

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Speaker 1: You weren't upsetting me, but you were prying into my

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Speaker 1: personal business and I don't think my recollection and recollection

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Speaker 1: serves me right. I did not ask about your wife.

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Speaker 1: You just started telling me about your situation. I all

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Speaker 1: I want is your Skew number for this item, and

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Speaker 1: I will help you out. And that's all I want too.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to be reminded of all

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Speaker 1: that stuff. So let's can I just give you the

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Speaker 1: Skew number and we get back to business. Yes? Yes, late,

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Speaker 1: So what is the Skew number? Sir? And there we

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Speaker 1: go again bringing it up. I'm not going to talk

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Speaker 1: more about my divorce with you. I'm just not how

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Speaker 1: am I asking you about your divorce? I just ask

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Speaker 1: for the Skew number, because that's how we look up products.

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Speaker 1: Did you not just remember the conversation we had. My

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Speaker 1: wife would normally help with that, but she's gone because

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Speaker 1: I have horrible stomach issues. Remember everything you were asking about?

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Speaker 1: As I remember, Sir, I'm trying to be patient. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for trying to be Thank you for trying

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Speaker 1: to be patient when you're prying into my personal life.

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Speaker 1: Can you please just tell me the name of the

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Speaker 1: item so I can help you look it up and

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Speaker 1: see if it's in the store. I am not comfortable

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Speaker 1: with that question. Why are you not comfortable with the question.

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Speaker 1: I didn't ask you anything about the skew number, or

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Speaker 1: your divorce or your stomach issues. They're women's gloves, okay,

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Speaker 1: what I'm looking for some women's gloves? All right? Then?

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Speaker 1: Can you describe it? Because my hands are tiny, so

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Speaker 1: I have to buy women's gloves and they just fit better.

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Speaker 1: And I like the little fur that it has around

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Speaker 1: the edge of it because I feel pretty when I

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Speaker 1: have it on. Okay, enough is that enough for you? Sure?

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Speaker 1: That's too much information? Just like last time, I just

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Speaker 1: need the item. Okay, you don't need to tell me

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Speaker 1: about how the product makes you feel dainty. It makes

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Speaker 1: me feel dainty and pretty and light when I walk around. Okay,

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Speaker 1: fluffy like a feather. That's what I feel like when

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Speaker 1: I wear those women's gloves. Okay, sir, I don't need

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Speaker 1: to know all this information. Yes, yes, yes, I do

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Speaker 1: speak in an English accent and have tea when I'm

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Speaker 1: wearing my gloves. Are you happy you got it all

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Speaker 1: out of me? And I call myself Lady Marmalade. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe you want to speak to a different customer service

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Speaker 1: person then, because that is amazing. Well, thank you. Your

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Speaker 1: sister Lauren said it would be amazing. And now Lady

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Speaker 1: Marmalade takes her bow. I'm sorry. What Oh this is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your sister Lauren set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Warren. She said it'd be funny to

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Speaker 1: prank you with a weird customer service call. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that was so embarrassing. I didn't know naught a deil. Yes, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of weird fetishes. Yes, yes I do. Geez,

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Speaker 1: do you ever stop asking personal questions? I'm so sorry

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Speaker 1: I was crying into your personal Life Lady Marmelze Oh

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Speaker 1: thank You week up every morning with jubile phone tabs

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