1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than they side tell me. These 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: are the radio blogs on the Fred SHOWE it's flag 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: for running in our diaries, except we say him aloud, 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: we call them blogs for now. That's kind of an 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: old timmy word, isn't it. I don't know, but we 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: can't call it anything else. We're gonna have to call 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: it blogs in like thirty years, he's in diary, right, Well, 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 1: it'll be funny, like like you know, it would be 9 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: like calling it dial up internet. Now people are like, what, No, 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: it's gonna be blogs in ten years. It's blogs now, 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: it's blogs in right, Yeah, go ahead, game, let's take 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: it away. 13 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:36,559 Speaker 2: Thank you, dear blog. So while we were on the 14 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 2: air yesterday, I got a text that kind of derailed 15 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: me and took my focus away a little bit. My 16 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 2: nine year old almost ten year old, thirty eight pound dog, 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 2: little Willie, took half an edible yesterday, ingested half of 18 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 2: a Marishwana edible. 19 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: I need to hear both sides of this story. But 20 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: what kind of day was he having? 21 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 2: She maybe was having a day. Yeah, she maybe was 22 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 2: having a day. And I hope that she had a 23 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,919 Speaker 2: good trip. But I wanted to cry. I started thinking, 24 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 2: if I can't even be a dog mom, maybe I 25 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 2: shouldn't be a real human mom. So and it's not 26 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: like me to just take half an edible. So that's 27 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 2: where that's where we go. We go wrong from the 28 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 2: allegedly I did, though, I took half and stupidly put 29 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: the other half in my bra okay, and then got undressed, 30 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 2: and then oh, it fell out. The edible must have 31 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 2: fallen out onto the ground, yeah. 32 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: Because there's no other place to put the other half 33 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: of the edible. 34 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 2: I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson. I was 35 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 2: going on a walk. It was a whole thing. I 36 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 2: was going on a walk, and I didn't want to 37 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 2: take the whole thing and just wanted to take half 38 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 2: at the time. Put the other half in there forgot 39 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 2: fell on the floor, and in the morning I realized, like, 40 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 2: oh my god, this edible is somewhere on the floor. 41 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 2: And so I told my boyfriend, I'm like, just like, 42 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 2: keep on the lookout because I don't know if I 43 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 2: took it or I don't know if it's somewhere. But 44 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 2: by that time, baby, it'll say I've seen. 45 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: What your dog is capable of, and nothing last on 46 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: the floor. Nothing will live on the floor. That's edible, 47 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: no baby. And so I got a text during the show. 48 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: I think I know where that edible went. And I'm like, oh, great, 49 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: you found it. He said, no, I didn't find it. 50 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 2: And then he sent me a picture of our dog 51 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 2: with her eyes going two different directions and he said, oh, 52 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 2: she's in the clouds, baby, she is in the clouds. 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: So what do you do? Do you call the vent 54 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: and what do you do? 55 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 2: So, unfortunately this has happened once before, not at my hands. Now, 56 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 2: this was my boyfriend's dog. He raised her, but years 57 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 2: and years ago she also got her hands on an 58 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 2: edible a la him. So we've each done it once now. 59 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 2: And really you can take them in if you're scared, 60 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 2: but there's nothing really you can do. You're supposed to 61 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 2: put them in a dark room. That's how they test 62 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 2: is they put them in a dark room and if 63 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 2: they stop shaking, they know, okay, they're high. 64 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: So I think that the giveaway would have been when 65 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,119 Speaker 1: Willie the dog grabbed the phone ordered door dash chacoate bell, 66 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: Well she did, and antis cookies or whatever, missus fields 67 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: or whatever, anti ends pretzelsia. 68 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 2: You know what so I canceled my whole day. I 69 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 2: felt horrible. I cried about it a couple of times 70 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: because I felt really bad putting her in danger. But 71 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: once I accepted the situation, I said, I got to 72 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 2: get my girl some you know, some cheetos, some Nacho cheese, 73 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,839 Speaker 2: We got to put on some SpongeBob, and we got 74 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 2: to ride this thing out. So I got home and she. 75 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: Was she was high. 76 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 2: I mean she took ten milligrams. Yeah, she was high. Yeah, 77 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: she's got a little hangover this morning. She's still her 78 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 2: eyes are still going in another direction, but she's being 79 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 2: more and more like herself every day. I do feel horrible. 80 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 2: If you think we're laughing about it. I don't think 81 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 2: it's funny. It's very bad. It's never going to happen again. 82 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 2: But I had to laugh. 83 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: After drug parapher or whatever. 84 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 2: I'm never doing that again. I shouldn't keep things in 85 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 2: my bra I learned my lesson. Yeah, I learned my lesson. 86 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 2: And I know, like ve's have been saying since the legalization, 87 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 2: they see it all the time and it's very very sad. 88 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 2: So it's never gonna happen. Hot box, your dog, my girl, 89 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: My girl, was high, and I just hope that she 90 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 2: at least had a good trip. You know, I just 91 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: I just I felt horrible, felt horrible. So my girl, 92 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 2: my little cheech and Chong's. 93 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: Needs a little release every now and again, you know, 94 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 1: a little little relaxation. 95 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's very stressed. I know people give their dog CBD, 96 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 2: but would not recommendh Okay, yeah. 97 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend storing toxic things in my bra But 98 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, the last time I had an edible, hypothetically, 99 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: I didn't stick the other half in my underwear. I know, 100 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: but maybe I should from now on. Better than me 101 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: good storage. You know, just where is another half? Oh? 102 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: Let me just reach that in my pants? More Fred 103 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: Show next right here,