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Speaker 1: The nick Yes Nicky, Hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm here in St. Louis,

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Speaker 1: Missouri and my um home podcasting studio. My dream came true.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you put it out there in the

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Speaker 1: world and you say, I want to live in an

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Speaker 1: apartment and walk in the next room and have that

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Speaker 1: be my studio, and sometimes you get a global pandemic

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Speaker 1: that makes your dreams come true. I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: really when I first thought of like having a studio

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Speaker 1: in my own apartment, Like I was like Andrew and

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Speaker 1: will just get a three bedroom and one of them

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Speaker 1: will be a studio, I really didn't think it would happen,

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Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Like, I thought that is

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Speaker 1: a little bit of lofty of a dream. Not that

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Speaker 1: that's like not achievable in uh in many like it's

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Speaker 1: just not that it's not not dreaming, that's not shooting

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Speaker 1: for the moon and landing among the stars. I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: I just thought I wouldn't get it together enough to

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Speaker 1: do it. Um because most things in my life I

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Speaker 1: don't get together the things that I say that I

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Speaker 1: want or that I'm gonna it's some it's life never

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Speaker 1: goes exactly how it's planned. I was saying this to

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Speaker 1: someone yesterday. I've never predicted right about anything, you know,

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Speaker 1: when you ever you go, oh, you're worrying about something,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, it's gonna this is gonna happen, and

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Speaker 1: then that they're gonna I've never been right every like

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Speaker 1: I mean, i've I've maybe been in the ballpark, like

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Speaker 1: in the parking lot of the ballpark. Um, but isn't

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Speaker 1: that funny that we always are, you know, thinking about

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Speaker 1: the future, when really I've never nailed it, like even

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Speaker 1: gonna go bad. Like yes, sometimes I thought that's gonna

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Speaker 1: go bad, and then it does go bad, but it

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Speaker 1: always is in a way that I couldn't have Like

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Speaker 1: the badness wasn't the kind of badness. I thought. Why

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Speaker 1: am I bringing this up? I don't know. No, uh, um,

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Speaker 1: how are you today? I'm good? Yeah. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that was like a lie. Well, okay, we were supposed

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Speaker 1: to start video next week and we don't lie, And

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Speaker 1: today's Friday. We're recording the show, because yeah, so this

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Speaker 1: is our first day of video. We hope we head

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Speaker 1: on over to YouTube on um it's videos are It's

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Speaker 1: um so, however you like to listen to this, maybe

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Speaker 1: or maybe you'll just wait to watch it, you know,

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Speaker 1: like we're not doing like breaking news on this show.

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Speaker 1: If you want to wait a couple of days and

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Speaker 1: just watch it for the listen for the first time

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Speaker 1: on YouTube, catch up on old ones now until two

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Speaker 1: days later, and then I don't know what your sketch

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Speaker 1: is going to be, but I do want to be

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Speaker 1: honest with you. We don't lie on this show. Like

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Speaker 1: Noah said, we are. This is Friday, and we're it's

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Speaker 1: be available Wednesday. We hope that's that's the tentative sketch.

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Speaker 1: That's the projection. And as I said, we're somewhere in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot of the ballpark getting you know, screwed

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Speaker 1: it was worth it. Listen to a couple episodes ago anyway, Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Friday. I was thinking about this and being like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, you know when I listened to podcasts that

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Speaker 1: if I'm a daily listener, I'm like, I want to

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Speaker 1: like live, go on our instagrams. Andrew and I are

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Speaker 1: then I go, actually, they're gonna get there. They would

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Speaker 1: have never heard about Thursday from me because by the

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Speaker 1: time I get to Monday, I've forgotten what happened Thursday.

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Speaker 1: which isn't a whole lot. But um, I am going

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Speaker 1: Vegas this weekend. Let's let's treat it like it's Monday. UM,

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Speaker 1: Seattle and Oregon, and the shows were amazing. I'm manifesting it.

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Speaker 1: They were the best shows of my life. UM. I

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Speaker 1: came up with an hour of new material that is

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Speaker 1: what I already have. UM. I was kind of thinking, like,

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Speaker 1: worst thought. But guess what, I've never been right about anything.

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Speaker 1: So the fact that I'm thinking that it's not going

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Speaker 1: that be? If I if I'm if you're watching this

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Speaker 1: video and you're like, oh my god, we lost her?

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Speaker 1: UM the norm death, you know, death like that, especially

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Speaker 1: in the comedy community or ones that feel close to you,

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Speaker 1: UM always kind of make you think about your own mortality.

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Speaker 1: I think, UM, that, Uh, I don't know, man, the Norm.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm like so grateful because I don't know that

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Speaker 1: Norm or downloaded his book. And I'm going to try

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Speaker 1: saying like, oh my god, I'm so grateful that he died,

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Speaker 1: One time when you were arrested, took your pants. You

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00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: had to do a strip search and they go stripped

425
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: down to your boxers and you in a like a

426
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 1: holding room with thirty other men with hardened criminal men

427
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: had to drop trout and everyone had boxers on except you.

428
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: You were free ball on it. You would think there'd

429
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 1: be at least one other guy at least. I feel

430
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 1: like everyone got together and goes, look, we're all going

431
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: to see a little dick, all thirty of us, and

432
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna laugh at him. I like, is this even

433
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 1: jail an intervention for my penis? As part of it

434
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: as view trying to cover your penis, but also like

435
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: trying to look like yes, you're not trying to cover it.

436
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: The half and half that that one part my soul

437
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 1: is like that's the one where I go, oh, and

438
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 1: the other said as part is I had a witness,

439
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: like my your friend was arrested with you might not

440
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: have even been remembered, you might have repressed. There's been

441
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: so many stories where I go, why do I could

442
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: have kept that in and no one wouldn't know, you

443
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It was something I did alone.

444
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I bring you on stage now by telling

445
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: the story of how we like initially met and within

446
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: you know, you d M because I asked you to

447
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: be my dog walker and there's a story behind all

448
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 1: of that. But I d M. I said meet me

449
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: at bed Beth and beyond, and you met me downstairs

450
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: and I was like already, like my cart was like

451
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: kind of full. I was going through with Luigi. I

452
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: wanted you to meet him, and you show up like

453
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,479
Speaker 1: a little bit of nervous energy, but I liked I

454
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 1: was just like comfortable around you. Immediately, I was just like,

455
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: I need to make this guy comfortable. He's like, I

456
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: don't know what he's going through. But I liked you immediately.

457
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:45,199
Speaker 1: I wasn't like it was eight years of not getting anything, yeah,

458
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 1: and you were so sweet, but then you revealed to

459
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: me within seconds I mean du seconds. We were on

460
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: the street, though. I think when I finally told you,

461
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told you in bed Beth

462
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: and Beyond or remember it was inside. Either way, it

463
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: was with five as I was like, do you think

464
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: this one or this one? And You're like what to do? They?

465
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, we've got a lot of work to do. Um,

466
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: but you told me that you got an AIDS test

467
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: because as a virgin, because you fingered a girl and

468
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: you bite your fingernails, And I was like, I remember

469
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: being like, why would this person tell me this? But

470
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: also like that's the kind of shift I do, like

471
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: the oversharing, and and I'm so grateful that I'm the

472
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: person that this guy met in order like the I'm

473
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad that he didn't do this to anyone else

474
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: because I can handle this and maybe not a lot

475
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: of people could. I was like, Okay, you come to

476
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: the right place. Like you might have been the one

477
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: in thirty men without underwear at that time or at boxers,

478
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: but I was the one in thirty people that would

479
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 1: be okay with you saying that in a job in Lucky.

480
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 1: I think. I think I just saw it as like

481
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: we were talking to another comic and I wanted to

482
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: impress you. I knew you were like an oversharer and

483
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: you knew that a funny joke. Yeah, I mean's hilarious.

484
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: I mean it's you know, it's great because you do

485
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: that on stage. Now you tell the story and it

486
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: just sets me up nicely too. Then you know, I

487
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: never told the story of why I did it, but

488
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: it's literally because I fingered a girl on a cruise

489
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: and we were outside and the smell from her vagina

490
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: overtook like it felt like I was in a small

491
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 1: box with her, but we were on this boat with

492
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: fifty mile winds. Yeah, you guys were doing like the Titanic,

493
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:38,239
Speaker 1: like like arms spread what ya um did? You might

494
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 1: think it was like chum or some kind of like that.

495
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: I thought it was red tide. Yeah, No, I so

496
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 1: it was the smell. So if you fingered her and

497
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: you put your fingernails and it wasn't stinky. You wouldn't

498
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: have done that. I was really like, I was already

499
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: very I was going to say, I thought you were

500
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: just paranoid. Yeah, but it didn't help the fact that

501
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: I thought it was like I say that you fingered

502
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: a girl's vagina kind of smelled. Did that adds to

503
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: the story. No, no, no, no, let me let me

504
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: let me say it. It sets me up nicely to

505
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: go into a little Florida stuff. The only thing I

506
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: worry about is that girls are gonna be so scared

507
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: about the smell of their pussy now because men are

508
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: gonna think they have AIDS. Then no, no, I didn't

509
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: have AIDS guys so obviously, but like, no, no, I'm

510
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: just saying out there, if a girl's vagina smells, and

511
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 1: she's super hot and you have like great chemistry, what

512
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Um, honestly, I'm gonna I'm I

513
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: don't give the right air vaginas that don't smell. I mean,

514
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: I mean, like it has always smelled. They always are

515
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: gonna smell, and they shouldn't smell good. It would be

516
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: weird if your vagina smelled great. I understand it's smelling

517
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: good after a guy has like fallen in love with

518
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: you and like is into your pheromones. Like I like

519
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: the smell of a guy's pits and like body odor

520
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: when when I'm in love with them. But to have

521
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: your vagina smell good without that, you're a weird you're

522
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: kind of a pervert. And if you like the smell

523
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: of like just pussy, because it's that's a that's a

524
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: nook where a lot of saturation is happening, and it's

525
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: like there's there's dirty things down there for sure, for sure,

526
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: And honestly I wouldn't it was a cruise, Like you're

527
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 1: not going to have a lasting relationship from a hook

528
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: up on a cruise, like there was nothing involved there.

529
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: But if it was someone I was dating that I love,

530
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: I eventually maybe have no, no, no, you don't love

531
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: them yet, because I feel like if you love them,

532
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: we've already. This is like the first couple of dates.

533
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: There's like there's just something kicking down there, and it

534
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: feels like I know you're smart enough to know that

535
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: a woman's vagina smelling a little bit like off doesn't

536
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: mean HIV or like that she is going to give

537
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: you a disease, although your brain might do that for

538
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: you even though you know cognitively. That's when I'm fifteen

539
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: or sixteen, I was so ignorant. Was literally like my

540
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: first vagina I ever felt, what do you do now?

541
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: If it's if it smells like, because I'm gonna like,

542
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm just speaking from my own experience, Like there are

543
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: times where if a guy goes down on me, a

544
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: new guy like does anything to me. I there's a

545
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: part of me that's like, I hope it's okay today

546
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: because I don't know. And maybe maybe because we talked

547
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: about the other day, you don't know your own smell

548
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: because you get used to it. That's why people stink

549
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: and they don't know and you go, how can this

550
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: going not fucking smell that he smells like this? It's

551
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: because you know, we evolution, We get used to sense

552
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: so that we can smell new ones. I honestly think

553
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: I would give another try, And also like, would you

554
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: tell them the smell is new to you? Would you

555
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 1: want to know? Noah, if you're pussy sank, like, would

556
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: you want a guide to gently tell her? I don't

557
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: think I could tell her not unless it was like

558
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: maybe five hook ups in and it's just like, okay,

559
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: this is But I think, would you tell her? Would

560
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: you just cut it loose? I think if I really

561
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: liked her, I hopefully I would tell her. I do

562
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: you want to do? When you role play? It's the

563
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: fifth time you poked up with this girl and you

564
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: guys have a great time together and you see a future.

565
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: It's like the first person you've really connected within a

566
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: while and you're like, oh my god, like this is happening.

567
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: And you went down on her, like to say, on

568
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: the second date and it wasn't great, and now you're

569
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: about you went down on her again and it was

570
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: it's just like not, there's something wrong, like and it's

571
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: not just you. You've gone down enough girls to know

572
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: or do you think it's you? What? What's what's yours?

573
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 1: So hard? Because then it's like if she is aware

574
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: of it and she can't do it, she's like tried

575
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: to do stuff for it, she should warn you. Then

576
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,719
Speaker 1: if a girl has I think if you're aware of it,

577
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: a vagina, like is there a vagina that like gingers?

578
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: It's called v or bacterial bacterial vaginosis, And then yeah,

579
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: like the girl should go and get something for that.

580
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: I personally would not want to be told, but I

581
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: have a suggestion of how you could handle it. What

582
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: what you say, Hey, let's go and do this in

583
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: the shower. I have like I've always wanted to eat

584
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: a girl out in the shower or something. I've always

585
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: wanted to see what it would be like to put

586
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: a Listerine pocket pack strip between each of your labial

587
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: folds and see what happens. I want to do a

588
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: science experiment. I want to want to put an airborne

589
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: in there and see what happened. Want you to douche

590
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: with this uh clorox um? Yeah, I would say something.

591
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: I think because you know, guys are less um like

592
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: less of their identity I think, And I don't speak

593
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: for like all men, and I certainly don't speak for

594
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: any men, but I feel like less of your identity

595
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: is wrapped up in like cleanliness and being like daint

596
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: like whip. Being feminine is very like clean and like

597
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: that's like how you're supposed to be a smelly penis.

598
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: I'd say, listen, I fucking love sucking your dick, and

599
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: I love your penis, like I'm obsessed and if that

600
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: were the case, but I think if I wanted to

601
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: make this relationship last, even no matter what their penis

602
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: looked like, I would already be obsessed with their penis.

603
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: I like you so much. There is something going on

604
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: down there, and I don't think it has anything to

605
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: do with like who you are. There's just something that

606
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: is like not your fault that's happening down there, and

607
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: I think you should just go get it looked at,

608
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I just I want to suck your

609
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: dick all the time, and it's like preventing that and

610
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: it's I don't care. I literally don't care at all.

611
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: Like I've had a stinky pussy before, Like I would

612
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: probably make up a scenario where like I've had the

613
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: same thing happened to me and I just didn't know

614
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: about it till someone told me. And I know this

615
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: is so awkward, and I promise you it doesn't make

616
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: me doesn't change the way I look at you or

617
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: like how into I am. I just I'm trying to

618
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: get COVID right now so I can suck your dick

619
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: and I don't want to do have to do that

620
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to lose my sense of taste and

621
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: smell actively and do you want me to die of

622
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: COVID because I am. I am licking uh you know,

623
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: nasal swabs at that I find in CVS dumpsters right now,

624
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,239
Speaker 1: just trying to kind of love it. If the guy

625
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: was just like you're just gonna have to deal with it,

626
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: like like, okay, Danny, know what would you what would

627
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: you do if he's just like you gotta well, that's

628
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: my dick. I mean a guy like would never do that,

629
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: Like that would make me go Okay. However, no, I

630
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: believe that as much as it would pain me, I

631
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: would want a guy to have to do the exact

632
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: same way. I just said that I don't judge you

633
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: at all. This has happened to me before. I like

634
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: I've I just think that you have something going on

635
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: down there and you can't even I don't think you

636
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: can smell it because or I don't think you sense

637
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,239
Speaker 1: it because you're all the way up here. But like,

638
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: as someone that's been down there, I just want to

639
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: let you know, like I love your pussy. I can't

640
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: wait to get back in there. But the way it

641
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: is now, there's something wrong. I learned that from ted

642
00:32:55,040 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: Lasso his niece. Uh Roy's niece has bad breath, and

643
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: they're both like, it can't be that bad because a

644
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: boy at school is teasing her. They're like, I can't,

645
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: oh honey, it can't be that bad. And they both

646
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: smell and they're like and like gagging, And the way

647
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: they tell her is like, it's not your fault, Like

648
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: I love that, Like it's because I think that so

649
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: much of this stuff is like you're dirty, you're wrong,

650
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: you're bad, you did something bad. And even if you

651
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: are unclean and it is your fault because you don't

652
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: wash your vagina properly, that's still not your fault to

653
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: me at least, because something's going on in your life

654
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: where you either didn't learn how to clean yourself because

655
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: and that's not your fault, or maybe you don't care

656
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: because you like go of your cleanliness because you're depressed.

657
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: That's not your fault. You're depressed, Like whatever reason it is,

658
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: I I definitely would take away. The hardest part about it, though,

659
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: is if you do say something, the next time you

660
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: hook up, it's on their mind and next time you know,

661
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: it's like yeah, But then you can make a joke

662
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: of it and go I'm going in like you can

663
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: make it's still there, like keep keep the conversation going.

664
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Speaker 1: Don't make it be a one time thing, because if

665
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: you take away the person delivering the news, if you

666
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,239
Speaker 1: make it so casual that you like don't care at

667
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: all about talking about it, then the person that it's

668
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: is going to feel more comfortable about it. If you're

669
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: like trepidacious. I feel like that's when when someone is

670
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: bringing up something to me that's like hard for them

671
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: to do, whether it be you or any or even myself.

672
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 1: When I bring up something for someone the like hey

673
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: can we talk um, so I don't know what, Like

674
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: all of that stuff makes whatever is about to come

675
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: so much worse because I'm reading their body language and

676
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: their way they talk, and I'm like, holy sh it,

677
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: this is really bad because the way they're presenting it,

678
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: whereas opposed to like, hey, uh there's this thing and listen,

679
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: this is like it happens all the time. Maybe it's

680
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: just me. Maybe maybe there's something wrong with me that

681
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: I bugs bugs me, But it's this thing, and the

682
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: more casual you are about it, that's I think why

683
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 1: with anal sex I'd become so far into the shipping

684
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: thing and like being like you're gonna get shut on

685
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: if you do anal sex, like you're gonna come across poop. Like,

686
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: let's just be casual about it, because when it happens,

687
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be this thing of like

688
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: do we we both know what happened, we're not going

689
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Like if we talk about it,

690
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: it takes away the weight and the shame of some much.

691
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 1: If you go big up top, then whatever ends up happened,

692
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: like you're gonna shoot on him, and so maybe a

693
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: little ship will get on you. It's like when it's like,

694
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: you know, forty people died, now just five people died,

695
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: kind of thing like you're you're you're going bigger. Last night,

696
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: they told a girl that her house burned down and

697
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: they felt but so that she would leave their stand

698
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: so they could sneak into the bar on this episode

699
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: and they're all like, we feel bad because she ran

700
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: out of the bar being like my building's burning down,

701
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: and they go, no, she's gonna appreciate an apartment more

702
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: than she ever has now because it's gonna like you know,

703
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: when you think you find your wallet and you're like,

704
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: I love this wallet's so much. But so then you

705
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: go your vagina and your butthole smell, and then it's

706
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 1: just my friend Gave Kia had a great joke about

707
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: what he got a felony and he got arrested for

708
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: dealing cocaine in college, and obviously that was he just like,

709
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: you know, he's a nice boy that just got into

710
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: the wrong game and got busted almost right away, you know,

711
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: and he got busted, and it also it was it

712
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: was A the guy that turned him in that rat

713
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: it on him was A was one of the family

714
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: of the like O'Riley Auto parts, and so he does

715
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: the joke and he goes, oh, O'Riley, you're a narc.

716
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: And so every time I drive best O'Riley outs, I

717
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: like flick it off and send a picture to Gabe

718
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: Kia of like maybe like fuck you Oriley, when really

719
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: it's just like a kid like don't don't not give

720
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,919
Speaker 1: O'Riley business because of this. But um, but he said

721
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: that when he told his mom, he goes, mom, Um,

722
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: I have a felony charge, and she was like what

723
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: he was like, and she goes for what game? And

724
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: he goes rape and she's like, oh my god, and

725
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: he goes just kidding, mom is cocaine and she was like,

726
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: oh good, and so then she was like relieved. It's

727
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: so funny. Actually it happened to me once with a death.

728
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 1: Like the one death that I've had that's been closest

729
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: to me was my cousin j D, who I grew

730
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 1: up with, and um my sister called me in two thousand,

731
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: like fourteen and was like Nikki and I was just like,

732
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, my dad's dad, like my dad or

733
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: mom died tragically like and then she was like j

734
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: D is dead. I was like, oh thank god. You know,

735
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: like compared like cousin, a cousin I'm very close to,

736
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: compared to my parents is quite a different thing. So

737
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: it was like there was a release immediately. There was

738
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: like Okay, oh good, I I have Grad two for

739
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: my parents. It was almost like, um, you know, when

740
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: you you're upset about something, make a grad two list.

741
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: Because it made me celebrate things I now have that

742
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: I thought I did to go through like something that big,

743
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: to realize like something is important. I know. I mean

744
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: Norm MacDonald, I'm like, oh, I would love to go

745
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: see him. I'm like really into him right now. Well

746
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: too late. I did get to see him at Carolines

747
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: like four years ago. That's cool, Yeah, it was. It

748
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: was pretty incredible. Did he bomb or did he kill?

749
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: Because I'm a little bit of both. Really, do you

750
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: remember any highlight of such zero Fox? It's like he

751
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: goes up there. I mean, who knew he had cancer

752
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: at this time? Which that was another thing I was

753
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: thinking about. With him having cancer, whether it's terminal or not,

754
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: it was nine years. It's a great reason to be like,

755
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk if I go up there

756
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: and talk about for an hour if it helps, Yeah, exactly.

757
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking about this week and ago.

758
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: We all have the terminal illness of life. Yes, And

759
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: I was like, why do I get I'm opening with

760
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: a bit that I been a little afraid though, you

761
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like that's why I say in

762
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: our little chats before I got I kind of make

763
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: it becomes a little bit sad because I go, we

764
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: could die tomorrow. Let's treat the show like if we

765
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: knew we were going to die tomorrow, we wouldn't give

766
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: a funk. We would just want to have his much

767
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: fun as possible. So let's treat this like because there's

768
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,959
Speaker 1: always like, I want to work on this joke because

769
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: I've got this thing coming up. What if you don't

770
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: have that thing coming up, Like, what would this set

771
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: be like? And maybe you can still work on that

772
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: joke because there's fun to be had in the process.

773
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: Um so even if you thought you were dying tomorrow,

774
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: you still want to do this new joke that isn't

775
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: completely worked out. But like, if we all did live

776
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: like that, it would be uh, it might be pandemonium actually,

777
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: but he you know how Gary channeling, there might be

778
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 1: a lot of coke dealings, if you know what I'm saying.

779
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: From the last Oh yeah, that's that's a good plant.

780
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: We're like, we're gonna die tomorrow. Me and Nick Garden

781
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: is dead in an alley from drinking. We got get

782
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: to the news, okay, Um yeah, so he was great

783
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: and uh, but we will interject norm stories throughout this.

784
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: I feel I do want to hear about your experience

785
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: seeing him. All right, let's get to the news. Apparently

786
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: you ah you heard it here first is a big, big,

787
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: big episode. We're on YouTube now, Hi, everyone at home.

788
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells. Yeah, that's to you,

789
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: and you comment on my looks below. I'm never going

790
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: to read these comments no matter what. I just want

791
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: to let everyone know. No, he won't. We'll read the

792
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: comments because he's a glutton for pain. But you can

793
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: say I would love to you say nice things because

794
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I'll just feel it in the in

795
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: the in the ether. I won't read nice ones or

796
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: bad ones. I will never There's no way I will

797
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: ever read these comments ever because it helps the algorithm,

798
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: and I swear to yeah, definitely read them, but just

799
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: know I will never read them. So if you're trying

800
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: to hurt me, it ain't gonna happen. But but Andrew

801
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: will read them, so um, and then I'll try to

802
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: hurt him. Yeah, and then I'll write it and then

803
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: on our refrigerator if you just well sorry, no, I

804
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: was gonna say, just not to confuse people. This episode

805
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: will be on YouTube on Wednesday. Will announce everything on

806
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: our Instagram. But on this episode, I just want to say,

807
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: comment below if you want to comment below anything, and

808
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: you probably already have at this point because we're far

809
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: into the episode, and if you hated it, you stopped

810
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 1: watching it, but a lot of people like continue watching

811
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: things when they hate it. If you're watching and you

812
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: don't like this and you want to comment something mean,

813
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: would you say that to my face in the street?

814
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: Honestly ask yourself that, because that should be the litmus

815
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: before you comment something like you should have to do

816
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: a capture of like face timing me, you know, because

817
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: I bet you wouldn't. But maybe you're gonna write, I

818
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't say it to your face because your face looks

819
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: fucking puffy and tired. Dumb bitch, I haven't come in

820
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: a while, and I'm angry. Chad's I'm gonna get killed

821
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: right now. I love it. I'm I might be all

822
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: it's the first story. Uh, Instagram is wreaking havoc on

823
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: young girls. A study founded exactly a big show Sucking

824
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: up exacerbates nice, negative body image, low self esteem, anxiety, depression,

825
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: and in extreme cases, suicidal thoughts. The study was commissioned

826
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: by every Day, was commissioned by Facebook, and then buried

827
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: by its own executives. Wait, so Facebook and Instagram are Facebook. Yeah, okay,

828
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: so it was commissioned by it and then the report

829
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: was buried because the research was probably even worse than

830
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: we can. I'm sure there's if a thirties seven year

831
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: old woman who has worked on herself so much can

832
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: still has to mute people on Instagram so that she

833
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: doesn't feel sad. And even body positive accounts trigger me

834
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: where they're like girls showing their cellulite or like bigger

835
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: women being like I'm beautiful. Even those pissed me off

836
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: and make me feel weirdly insecure. My cellulite isn't as

837
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: dimply as hers or uh, you know, there's always just

838
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 1: something if it's happening to me, I can't. I just

839
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 1: I know it's the most know pedestrian thing to say.

840
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: Oh if you know social media were around when I

841
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: was a good but not ever, But I would have

842
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I would have killed myself. Yeah, I'm not joking you.

843
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been good for someone like me. I

844
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: would not have survived. I don't think I would have

845
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: survived it. I just wonder if there's like, um, like,

846
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: let's say you had Instagram since you were you know not,

847
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: and I would have been wrong to do that, by

848
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: the way, I want to say, like I would It

849
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: would have been the biggest It would have been the

850
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: saddest thing because what potential I had and what bullshit

851
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: that all is that, Um, but I wasn't smart enough

852
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: for my brain wasn't developed enough to see past those things.

853
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: So I just want to say that when I say that,

854
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:41,919
Speaker 1: I just mean like I was a kid that would

855
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: have made a very dumb uh and final decisions. So yeah,

856
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean it's tough because because of Instagram, because of

857
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: social media, there are so many platforms and so many

858
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: different influencers that could be positive for these kids. What

859
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: happens is is a type in like they want to

860
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: get in the body building like this wouldn't happens with

861
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: and then Instagram will take that and go, all right, well,

862
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: here's three accounts of the hottest women you've ever seen

863
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: that my right body building caption and their thing. And

864
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: then they see the likes that they get, they see

865
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: the followers they get, and then they look at their

866
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: forty followers, they look at their cellulite and things followers

867
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: for girls, though, like I think for for teenage girls,

868
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just followers. I think it's

869
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I wish my body would look that way.

870
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: On top of that I'm saying, it's like the girls

871
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: with the best bodies have the most followers and like

872
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: fame and like, even though they don't probably think they

873
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: can get a blue checkmark in the fame and the

874
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: thousands and thousands of likes, they think, like, you know,

875
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: obviously that's what gets that kind of thing, Like the

876
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: way I looked. I never thought I was gonna be

877
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: Jenniferranston when I was in middle school, but the way

878
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: that I thought, I wanted to be that famous in

879
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: my own world. And so, yeah, I think you're definitely

880
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: I think involved in it. Though I think I think

881
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: that people want to be famous so bad. Yeah, it's

882
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,760
Speaker 1: all about going viral, it's all about being big on TikTok.

883
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: And then their friend has big boobs, so she gets

884
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: them literally a million fathers for having big boobs. She

885
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: doesn't have big boobs, and then she thinks I need

886
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: breast and plant. And then journaling today and I was

887
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: like dealing with a jealousy issue that I'm having about

888
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: someone in the business that is like a peer and

889
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: like and a friend, and I was just like, I

890
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: was just journaling about my feelings about it because it's

891
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: just I can't help my feelings, you know, like it's

892
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm not choosing to be jealous of this person and

893
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: and I wrote, Okay, if this person gets all the

894
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 1: things that I'm scared they're going to get because I

895
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: don't have those things, or even maybe the things that

896
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: I do have that this person is also going to get.

897
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: That maybe makes me feel like the things that I

898
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: got are not a special because now someone else got them,

899
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: or they're going to be the new big man on

900
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: campus and they're gonna forget about me. Will it change?

901
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: What will that person get at that I don't have

902
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: right now? Like what's what am I honestly wanting? And

903
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: the truth is love? And um maybe a lot like

904
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: a life part, like it might expose me to more people.

905
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: That I will have the best, the richest friends, not

906
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: richest meaning like I'm not like emotionally, I mean financially,

907
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: um uh no. I love the what I will have

908
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: the you know, the best. I will have the option

909
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: to have the best of everything, and I guess that's it,

910
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: or I will have enough person has love in their

911
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: personal life and friends, so that's probably added thing. It's

912
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: not though, because that's what help helps get me there

913
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: was like this person, I could be jealous of them

914
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: without the fame because what I really want is what

915
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: they already have, and that's like a partner who loves them.

916
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: Um financial security, uh like just a just a great

917
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: outlook on life, just kind of uh happiness, a strong

918
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: sense of self. And then the things that they're gonna

919
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: get are not going to give them more of that.

920
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: So why am I threatened by more people liking this person?

921
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: Because the things I want do do not. I do

922
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: not get any of the things that I'm thinking when

923
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: I really break it down, like I just want to

924
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: be happier. I always want, like to feel better and

925
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: what makes me feel better connection, um, comfort, foot massages,

926
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: all of those things I can get without fame and

927
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: have had without fame. Yes, some of those are acquired

928
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: through money, especially foot massages and comfort. But um, I

929
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: just I had to really like journal about and I

930
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: was able to release it because I was like, this

931
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 1: is a fallacy. My jealousy is a fallacy because there's

932
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: nothing true about it, Like jealousy is born of I

933
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: guess envy is when you want something that someone else has,

934
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 1: And I think it was more envy of like I

935
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 1: I don't know the difference between jealosy and envy. I

936
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: always like back up different. But that's a that's a

937
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: big one, thank you, and that's what I was looking for.

938
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: It's like underwear. Wait can I question? Wait? Uh wait?

939
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: Was it gonna Oh? But see, I think like you,

940
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: you you have reached. I guess it's why billionaires are

941
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: still upset because they still want more. Right, Like, it's

942
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: about at that point, it's just about needing more. Like

943
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: you've accomplished. Literally, I don't want people to forget about me,

944
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: and I don't want my accomplishments to be diminished when

945
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: someone else gets the same things. That's that's almost what

946
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: it isn't but it doesn't affect you. I don't think

947
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That I did the math. I

948
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: was able to break apart the problem and deconstruct it

949
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: and go, Okay, what I'm what I'm jealous what I

950
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: think this person is going to get? The happiness, the comfort,

951
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: the friends, the people like cool, people thinking she's cool. Uh,

952
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 1: I already have all that. And also I know that

953
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: the last one especially doesn't mean anything, and it doesn't

954
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: make me feel better. I always just feel like I'm

955
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: tricking that cool person, and that that person isn't as

956
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: cool as I thought. They worked as they like me,

957
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: So I always already invalidate that if it happens. So

958
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: once I was able to deconstruct it and be like,

959
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: I was able to release it, like I honestly, I'm

960
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 1: at a point now where I'm like, God, I hope

961
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: this person gets everything that they want. And I really

962
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: can say that because I was able to write it

963
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: out and like and and take the feeling and I

964
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: don't know, just prepare it apart and go like this

965
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 1: feeling is actually doesn't even have it's not even true,

966
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: But jealousy doesn't. Is My question though, is though, Like, so, like,

967
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: let's say you were a sixteen year old girl right

968
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: in this world, you probably already have four hundred thousand

969
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: followers right on TikTok. You're doing well, you know what

970
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: I mean, We're not These people didn't pull girls that

971
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: have six hundred thousd followers on TikTok. These are girls

972
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: that have no, no, no, no followers. Maybe I'm just

973
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: saying I know, I'm saying they're looking at accounts they

974
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: have maybe forty whatever. What do you say to the

975
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: girl that hasn't reached anything, I can't say you won't

976
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: know until you try and you get a little bit

977
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: of that that that stuff doesn't bring you happiness. No

978
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: amount of me saying fame doesn't bring you happiness, or

979
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: or anyone fairness saying that will will make you believe

980
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: that You'll have to have your own set. You'll have

981
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: to live your life, go after the things that you

982
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: think you want and see and and really just investigate

983
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: what is actually what you're after? What do you after? Ultimately,

984
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: love happen like honestly money, and then what what does

985
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: money say about you? Well, it means, um, I can

986
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: live comfortably. Okay, we'll comfort and have shelter and food

987
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: and all that that's important. But like when you break

988
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: it down, you will have eventually realized that those stuff

989
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: don't bring you happiness. But it's so ingrained in us

990
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: that even I knowing these things still get wrapped up

991
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: in it and I have to I have to pause

992
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: and journal, I have to do it. It was it

993
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: was honestly felt like a math to us that you

994
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: know you would have cheated on but you know when

995
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 1: like you would have to do a quadrat like you

996
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: would have to break it down and show your work.

997
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: I just show my work of my feeling, Like, okay,

998
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: show how how did you get to jealousy? What's going

999
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 1: on here? And then once you break it down, you're

1000
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 1: like this this the science doesn't match. It doesn't there's

1001
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: no reason. I It was like, how I quit drinking.

1002
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: Once I looked at all the reasons for why I drank,

1003
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: and that book, the Alan Carr Easy Way to stop

1004
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 1: drinking it any reason I had to drink, he would

1005
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: disprove and go, actually, that's doesn't do that for you.

1006
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you braver, It doesn't make you more courageous,

1007
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't make you more social. It doesn't. And once

1008
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: he he he gave every arc like I couldn't argue, yes,

1009
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: it does. He broke it down. I was like, I

1010
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: can't do it anymore. I can't. I don't have the

1011
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: need to drink. So now I don't have the need

1012
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: to be jealous of that that particular person I was

1013
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: able to on brainwash myself. I guess next story, um next.

1014
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 1: It goes really well into the next story. By daydreamings,

1015
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: individuals realized is unmet emotional and psychological needs. In a

1016
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: fictitious environment, a person can spend more than sixty of

1017
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: their waking time in an imaginary world they have created.

1018
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: I don't relate to daydreaming at all. I was gonna

1019
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: say I was. There's three different personalities that were studied.

1020
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: There's the narcissistic grandiosity. Grandiosity grandiosity the tendency to believe

1021
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: that one is superior to others and deserves special treatment.

1022
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: More likely to daydream about themes such as wish fulfillment, power,

1023
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: dominance and violence, separation and security, fearing rejection and our separation. Uh.

1024
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: They're more likely to daydream about distractions from boredom, rewarding pastimes,

1025
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: and caring relationships. And the last one is on hedonia

1026
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, lacking enjoyment or energy for life experiences.

1027
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: They recall a rewarding pastime and distractions from unpleasant reality.

1028
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,959
Speaker 1: So essentially, people either you know, day daydream about when

1029
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: things were actually good. I've never done that because it's

1030
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: already done and I am like it's gone, like you

1031
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: can't get it back. I don't even like to go

1032
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: back in the point. When you daydream, do you actually

1033
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: see things like I'll do it in the car. Sometimes

1034
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: in the car on a long drive, Like, what are

1035
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: you daydreaming about? I mean you've you've been interviewed by

1036
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: Letterman in the shower. That's day dreaming. I thought that

1037
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: was real. No, yeah, that no, that's what I was

1038
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: going to web series and interviewing people in a shower. Yeah.

1039
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: It was just a tester for his Netflix show We

1040
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: Want a Quimby thing that never really got off the ground. Yeah.

1041
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: I was less expensive than a mannequin. They put it

1042
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: in a chair. That does seem like a web series.

1043
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 1: Some one would do was like we interview people in showers,

1044
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: you know, like you're trying to just quirky different it

1045
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 1: really is, and then you put a plan in there

1046
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: yes yes, um, and then you get a special when

1047
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 1: everyone tells you it's brilliant. Anyhow I digress. Uh should

1048
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: we watch that later? And you'll laugh? Um so anyway,

1049
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: so yeah, no I do that on the shower. I

1050
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: do it because what are you in the car. I'll

1051
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: just get law. Sometimes I'll drive. I mean it sounds bad,

1052
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: but like all daydream and an hour will pass and

1053
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: I go I was driving. I have that too, where

1054
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: it's like you all of a sudden go whoa, whoa.

1055
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: Tell me what you daydream about? Are you going past

1056
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: present or future? A lot of times I'll be doing

1057
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: in uh future. Future violence was one of those. Yeah,

1058
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: I daydream about killing like a family of six, I

1059
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: mean six, about driving a bigger car to kill more people, right,

1060
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Yeah, you daydream about plowing into a

1061
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: head on into a minivan. You know. Would be dope

1062
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: is driving a smart car into a truck and you

1063
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: demolished the truck. That would be badass. Wait what because

1064
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: you always see like one of these semi trucks, But

1065
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,240
Speaker 1: why would that happen if a tiny car like physically

1066
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: maybe it hit a ramp and then went through the

1067
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: windsheet like a deer. That's funny. Yeah, a little like um,

1068
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: one of those little cars that are like you know

1069
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 1: the yeah, like a Fiat Yeah, just like goes off

1070
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: a ramp and then slams into a huge Walmart like like, oh,

1071
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,399
Speaker 1: nothing can hurt me. I'm semi truck driver that takes

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00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: up nine lanes. And then I love arts. I love

1073
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: truck drivers, by the way. I don't want to make

1074
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: fun of them, and I think they actually are the

1075
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: most safe on the road that you love getting made

1076
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: fun of. Freaking all right, well, common palou, what do

1077
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: you feel go after him? I'm not afraid. I love

1078
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: that they love it. Apparently, I've on Reddit accountless times

1079
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: people are like, my dad's a truck driver. Just know

1080
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 1: that they love that. They love you to go doorn

1081
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: signal yeah they love it, or the maybe it's a jerk,

1082
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 1: I'll jerk you off at the next rest stop. Maybe

1083
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: that's why they like it. A sign of a picture

1084
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: of George. Mind you drink people off if you pull

1085
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: it like a crank. Um Uh. What do you daydream about? Noah,

1086
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: do daydream? I like, I used to daydream all the time.

1087
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: And I'm almost like a little embarrassed to admit it,

1088
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: but I used to like daydream about being in like

1089
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: a loving relationship. And this is like when I was

1090
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: a teenager the letterman Tom Hardy. But I used to, like, Okay,

1091
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: I think that like my my pillow was like a body,

1092
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 1: you know. I would just like always like go to

1093
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: bed and just like get into like these really long

1094
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: like day dreams. I used to do it all the time.

1095
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: I don't wow, not anymore, though, I really am envious

1096
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: of that, I think it relates to my envy of

1097
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 1: women who um and I can do the math on

1098
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: this one, and it actually checks out because I can't

1099
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: do it. Who can um think about past sexual encounters

1100
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: or fantasize and and come from like their minds and

1101
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: like a story they tell in their mind. I have

1102
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: no ability to do that either, if anyone knows why

1103
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: I can't, I'm not one of these people that can't

1104
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: recall people's faces, and of mine, there's some people that

1105
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: have the like they can't imagine a face until they

1106
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: see it, like even like their mother. Have you ever

1107
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: tried to masturbate? No porn? Like, when's the last time

1108
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: you just did it with your brain? I would never

1109
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 1: even attempt to do that, Like most of the time,

1110
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: I can't even do it with peint. You try it

1111
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: like within the next week and see and talk about it. Yeah,

1112
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: I feel like it would be like me in the

1113
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: woods rubbing two sticks together to make fire, Like it

1114
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: would just be naked and affright. Honestly, it's just you

1115
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: gotta talk about that on stage. It's very funny to

1116
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: like to just I mean, I just want you to try,

1117
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: Like I think it's high on your own supply. Yeah,

1118
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: I mean I love that someone. I think Ashley Hasseltine

1119
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: is the one that said it's like playing acoustic what

1120
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: do you just do it with your hand? Yeah? I

1121
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: love that. Um, I can't even I mean it would

1122
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: be it. I've tried it, and like weird people have

1123
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: to be. It has to be someone I actually have

1124
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: a chance with. That's where I fantasize, like the times

1125
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: that I did dream times, I daydream is when I

1126
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: have potential with someone that's very exciting, like it's on

1127
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: the move but it hasn't happened yet, and I can

1128
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: close my eyes on a plane and just imagine like

1129
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: being in a relationship with them, and like how exciting

1130
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: it's going to be when I see them like the

1131
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: next time, And like that, it's got to be on

1132
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: the precipice of real And it's always always about a guy.

1133
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: It's never about like oh my god, I might get SNL. Like,

1134
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: it's never that. It's never a career thing because those

1135
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: things stressed me out, whereas like a loving relationship makes

1136
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: me feel like oh I can't wait, so that. But

1137
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: it has to be someone that's like I actually have

1138
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: a chance with not like there's never like a celebrity

1139
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: unless it's, you know, a celebrity of a chance with

1140
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: which they don't want to date me because they like

1141
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: like their private lives and don't and also maybe they

1142
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: just don't want to date me. I like to say

1143
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: it's because they're so private. That's why. That's why celebrities wouldn't.

1144
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: That's why Ben Affleck would swipe left on me on

1145
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: right because he knows I talk so openly on stage

1146
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: and he wants to keep it. I mean, he knows

1147
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: your whole act and he would know exactly the jokes

1148
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: that you're talking. He might be a fan. I'm sure

1149
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: he is. Are I'm like, yes, Endy, you actually he's

1150
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure I would almost guarantee it doesn't

1151
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: know who I am, doesn't I don't know. I feel

1152
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: like a lot of people know who you are to

1153
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: you didn't expect it, like at times, I mean, I

1154
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: do know that I did an impression of Jennifer Anderson

1155
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: on Whitney Cummings podcast, and Whitney sent me a screenshot

1156
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: of jen d m ng her and saying you didn't

1157
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: know that. I was just so mortified because it wasn't

1158
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: that good of an impression. I hadn't like practiced in

1159
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: a while, and it wasn't like it just wasn't right.

1160
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: She wrote, like like like crying tears, like it was

1161
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: I'll pull it up. I probably still have it. It

1162
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: was like an emoji that wasn't but you're kidding and

1163
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 1: it does that count? Yeah? It was like it was good,

1164
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: but oh, here it is. She wrote, oh lord to

1165
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: exclamation marks and then the the the emoji where it's

1166
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: like the two like harol'll zoom in. I mean that's

1167
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: eight he he. I did it, you guys. Jennifer Ranston

1168
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: laughed at something I did and said, oh lord, oh lord.

1169
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: You know, I bet who's not getting that the person

1170
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: you're jealous of? And yeah, yet they're probably you know,

1171
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: they'll get that version. You know. I don't want my

1172
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: heroes to know. Like when I did that, I remember

1173
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: being like, Jen's probably gonna and I love that I'm

1174
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: calling her Jen. Jen is probably gonna see this because

1175
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: she's friends with Whitney and I know that, like, and

1176
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: Whitney's tagging her in the videos and I was just like,

1177
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: I know she's going to see it, and I was

1178
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: just like no, I just I don't want I don't

1179
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: want my heroes to know exist and I want no

1180
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: not at all. Like the Taylor Swift thing, like I

1181
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: get into trouble. I love people so much that I

1182
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: have opinions about them that might be a little bit negative.

1183
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: Like my impression of her isn't like glowingly nut like

1184
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: it's just like, ah, you know, it's like it's not

1185
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: like the best thing to love, like we forget how

1186
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: great are I don't know what that one was, but

1187
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: I do think that I do think though that she yeah,

1188
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm glad I would review. I remember when she sent

1189
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: it to me, I didn't even look at it. That

1190
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: was the first time I was actually looking and and

1191
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 1: the fact that she said it to me, I knew

1192
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: it was positive. So I just kind of like didn't

1193
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: look at it. But I still don't remember what Taylor

1194
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: Swift wrote to me on the comment that she wrote

1195
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 1: to me on my my thing. I I she wrote,

1196
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 1: I think it was like, oh my god, thank you

1197
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: so much. Like but I looked at it once and

1198
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: I never will again because I was just like, Okay,

1199
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: I know it's positive. I can't dissect it because if

1200
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: I even sense that she's a little bit like this

1201
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: girl comes sucks and like this is lame. I won't

1202
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,919
Speaker 1: be able to enjoy her anymore. And I need Jen

1203
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: and I need Tay. Let's take a quick break and

1204
01:01:54,280 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: we'll be back with why do we care? Andrew? Why

1205
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: do I care? Interesting question? Why do I care? Oh? Man,

1206
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: this is pretty big news. I hope you're sitting down again. Okay,

1207
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: Love is blind Star Jessica ba betteam Yeah. Wait is

1208
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: she talking to Um Barnett or Mark right now? Oh? Barnett? Okay,

1209
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: so what is about me? Oh my god, to a

1210
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 1: surgeon named Benjamin McGrath who's not related to that other

1211
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: McGrath guy that had the hit Mark every morning. I'm

1212
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: not going to say, Jessica, what's the name again, Jessica,

1213
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: Jessica Rabbit is her name? Jessica Batton button Um that ruge?

1214
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: Actually we all remember her. She She ended up falling

1215
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: for Well, she loved Bartonette. She was and then she

1216
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: like when Mark. She got with Mark though, and she

1217
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: would talk to Mark like hey, Mark, will you go

1218
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 1: get me another glass of wine? And she'd be like, so, Barnett,

1219
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: I think that you and and are like getting together

1220
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: and I don't know, Hey, Mark, I'm never gonna sleep

1221
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: with you, like poor Mark, Like she just she couldn't

1222
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 1: she couldn't get it up for old Market. Mark was

1223
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: a great guy on that show when they fall for

1224
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: you through the door and then you opened the door

1225
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: and they're like. I've been watching her on I followed

1226
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: her on Instagram immediately upon watching that show because I

1227
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: felt like she was I just thought, like, you know,

1228
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: this woman drank a little too much sometimes and probably

1229
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 1: had like like I relate to drinking too much and

1230
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: saying embarrassing things. And I thought, you know what, this woman,

1231
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of her for that. I'm making

1232
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: fun of her for like doing a baby voice with

1233
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: a guy she likes, and and like that. I actually

1234
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: liked this girl because I felt I felt for I

1235
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: felt very connected to her as someone who struggles with drinking.

1236
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: And like That's why I didn't do ever audition for

1237
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: a Real World or any of those shows, even though

1238
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: I would have loved to, because I knew that I

1239
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: would get drunk and embar same things would have been

1240
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: ridiculous and I wouldn't have been I would have been

1241
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: so embarrassed I couldn't live with myself, and so that

1242
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: is um so I felt for I followed her, and

1243
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: so I've been watching this relationship kind of take place,

1244
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: and I'm really happy for Do I think it will last? No, No,

1245
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't think anything. To be honest with you, I

1246
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: do think. No. I think you and Abby will last.

1247
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 1: I do think that. Um but but honestly, well, I

1248
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,040
Speaker 1: do want to say though that I just don't think

1249
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: that marriages that last until death are ut successful and

1250
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 1: marriages that fail or divorces make a marriage unsuccessful. I

1251
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: think that that is completely false. And like a lot

1252
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: of times I see couples that have been married for

1253
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: like fifty five years, and it's like, wow, give it

1254
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:55,439
Speaker 1: up for them everyone. It's like they just were too

1255
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: scared to leave. Like that's not and that's they didn't

1256
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: brave it out. They even seven several bedrooms and they

1257
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: don't talk to each other. That's not like, Wow, they

1258
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: worked through the hard times. A lot of times it

1259
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: is what happens, and they go to therapy and they

1260
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: like get through really trying times and they're still in love,

1261
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: and like that's a successful marriage. Just staying married that

1262
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: ain't successful to me. You can say a lot of things,

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Speaker 1: and it's to me that's laziness. And that's why I

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Speaker 1: always congratulate people when they get divorced. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you're fucking like because it's harder to do for like

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Speaker 1: thirty years and you're like sixty eight, you know, seventy,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm going to make a change now,

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Speaker 1: like that as brave as farve. No, it's wild. It's

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Speaker 1: wild to think I'm gonna put myself back out there.

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Speaker 1: I would say that is up there with trans people

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Speaker 1: that decide to make the transition when they know deep

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Speaker 1: down there, like when they put everything on the line,

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Speaker 1: all that the fear and the judgments from other people.

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Speaker 1: Like I do think trans people are the bravest people alive.

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Speaker 1: Um like like to do that. And even if you

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're weak if you don't decide to transition,

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Speaker 1: because I just I don't think that I could do

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Speaker 1: it if I deep down one too. It's just so

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01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: scary the judgment and like what you stand to lose

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01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: in the what you what you stand to the radical

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Speaker 1: curely you stand to have inflicted upon yourself just because

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Speaker 1: you want to be yourself like it's too much. So

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Speaker 1: I like, I I think trans people should board trans

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Speaker 1: people who have transition should be able to board planes

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Speaker 1: before soldiers because I think it's right. Or at the

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Speaker 1: same time, let me just say that, because I think

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Speaker 1: they are just as brave and people go, maybe you're

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Speaker 1: gonna comment like what this country like, thank you for

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Speaker 1: your service, please board the plane early. I like that too,

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Speaker 1: But no, and they just want to be different and

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Speaker 1: get attention. You're such an idiot if you think that,

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Speaker 1: You're literally such an idiot if you think that trans

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Speaker 1: people like who would choose? I mean, it's great that

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Speaker 1: trans people should be happy that they're trans, but like

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Speaker 1: and for who they are. But if anyone thinks someone

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Speaker 1: chooses to do that to like have their family not

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Speaker 1: think they're like to not acknowledge them anymore, like people,

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Speaker 1: do you know what I'm saying? No, I hear what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. Why I don't understand why people can't get

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Speaker 1: it that like that might there's a thing that you

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01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: might not experience more self that they're going through that

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Speaker 1: might you might not be able to. But can you

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Speaker 1: grasp the idea of something hard that would be really

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01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: hard to do? That you wouldn't want to do, but

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01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: you have to do because it's just so part of you.

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01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:36,479
Speaker 1: You can maybe grasp that idea, maybe extend it to that.

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Speaker 1: But like I would say that people probably go their

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Speaker 1: thought processes well, negative attention, still attention, you know, that's

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Speaker 1: what they would say. They would go, well, oh, well

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01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: are they getting aren't a lot of outside Maybe there

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01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: is someone that's been trans and they did it for attention.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say that that those people do exist. Even

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01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 1: that is like so sad, and I feel for that person.

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01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: They have to like they want attention so bad that

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Speaker 1: they have to do this thing. Like there's this new

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01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: trend on TikTok and this is separate issue. There's a

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Speaker 1: new trend on TikTok where people are like pretending to

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01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: have autism and like attention, or they pretend to have

1319
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,759
Speaker 1: like a disability. That's what I'm saying. That kind of ship.

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01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: Like even Garritt from uh F Boy Island, I couldn't

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01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 1: understand why he would want to be a villain, like

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01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 1: he's signing up for the show where he's lying about

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01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: who he is. You have to go through the rest

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01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: of your life people knowing your a liar like you are.

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01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 1: You're signing up to be a villain. And that goes

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01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: back to Trump, Like it's proven now that negative attention

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Speaker 1: equals people will like it and rally around you. I

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01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 1: just don't think that someone who's trance that like isn't

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Speaker 1: able to now see their nieces and nephews because they've

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01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: like because they get and they have to like get

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01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 1: injections that cost so much money, and they like have

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01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: to you know, they have to change their name and

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01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 1: like all the stuff. Like I don't think I can't

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01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: imagine looking at that person going, God, they just are

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01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 1: so desperate for attention, Like why would you sign up

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01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,760
Speaker 1: for something that makes you feel more alienated from the

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01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,160
Speaker 1: people you love in general? You know, I just I

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01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: just don't get it. But um, maybe someone can explain

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01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 1: it to me. But I don't think that you're going

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01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: to do a good job. So do we think Jessica's

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01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: over barnett Um? You know? I bet? I bet finally

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01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: she is, and she really like wish is the best

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01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: for him and like if there's every union, like she

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01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,600
Speaker 1: will talk so high that dogs will start barking in

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01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 1: nearby and say, what get me a Daniel because she's

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01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 1: not drinking anymore, and so she's like, really, now, I'm

1347
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 1: just guessing that's the only way I would hope that

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01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: man a relationship with her is if she had to

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Speaker 1: handle on her drinking. Sorry Jess, but and and to

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Speaker 1: her husband, let me just say if if you're dating

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01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: someone and when they get boozed up, you don't like

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01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 1: who they are, but they love boozing, and you go,

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01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,719
Speaker 1: you know what, I can tolerate it here and there.

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01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,760
Speaker 1: If the person doesn't have a plan to maybe not

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Speaker 1: do that ever, Goun, It's only gonna get worse. It's

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01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: never gonna get better. If you're dating someone who drinks

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Speaker 1: and then they're mean to you or you hate the

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01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 1: way that they act, and they don't ever acknowledge it,

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Speaker 1: and they're not trying to get better, it's only going

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01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: to get it worse, and you're eventually gonna get divorced

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01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,759
Speaker 1: and hate them and lose half of your money, even

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Speaker 1: if you have a prenup. Because I've heard that prenups

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Speaker 1: don't even protect you. Is that true? Andrew, have you

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Speaker 1: heard the same thing? Oh yeah, did you listening? Oh man, okay,

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01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 1: well that's what happens when I start singing off key. Um,

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Speaker 1: this is starioke mode. All right, let's get to top one,

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Speaker 1: banna one. Uh. This is our Monday segment where we list.

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Speaker 1: We go around the horn me Noah and uh Noah,

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Speaker 1: Andrew and I, I correct myself, are going to say

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Speaker 1: our top one and bottom one least in top favorite

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Speaker 1: thing of a category. Today's category is pets, pets that

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Speaker 1: we have had in our past. Worst pet, best pet.

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Speaker 1: I can start us off worst pet. My dad found

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Speaker 1: a hermit crab on a bike ride in about seven

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01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: It was crawling across the street and he picked it

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Speaker 1: up and he brought it home to our family, and

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Speaker 1: we were excited because we liked any kind of new pet, right,

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Speaker 1: and we put it in the little terrarium aquarium thing.

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Speaker 1: And then we got more for it because we it

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01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 1: needs friends, you know, because we didn't read about how

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Speaker 1: they're not really social creatures. I don't know if they

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Speaker 1: are not. They got more. That's a good fucking point.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's in the name. Uh So my

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Speaker 1: dad got some more leave me alone crabs, you know,

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Speaker 1: so that they can all hang out. I don't want

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01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:17,160
Speaker 1: especially human crab. I don't know what was wrong with them.

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Speaker 1: We got some solitary shell fish crab, no crabs, alloud

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Speaker 1: crab and then the b is backwards like a little

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Speaker 1: side on a little rascals outside on a beach. That

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Speaker 1: is kind of good. Um, so we got a hermit crab.

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Speaker 1: We got more hermit crabs and then they just started

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Speaker 1: like they're like I hated them because they're spiders in

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01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 1: a shell, like spiders in the shed l hermit crab,

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Speaker 1: Like they are terrifying. I don't I didn't like them.

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01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: I like them now a little bit, but I still

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01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:52,040
Speaker 1: like they gross me out and they like their eyes

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01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: come out and they're little like tentacles. They're creepy. They're

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Speaker 1: not I don't like them. And James Spain says crabs

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Speaker 1: are unsettling. They walk sideways. It's unsettled. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: it's so that they're just like and they're they're just like.

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Speaker 1: I love all animals. I don't even eat crabs, even

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01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: though it's my favorite food. Hermo crabs are not my

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01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 1: favorite food. But like they so we got these her crabs.

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Speaker 1: Long story short, Um, did you paint the shells? No?

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Speaker 1: Because I wouldn't want to get close to them like

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01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to hold them. They're so they're gross there.

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Speaker 1: They look like you ever flipped over Have you ever

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01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:30,719
Speaker 1: seen the flip side of one of those horseshoe crabs?

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01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: And they just look like spiders, just like we look

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01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: like too many legs. I don't like things with too

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01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:40,679
Speaker 1: many legs and so um. I uh so anyway, they

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Speaker 1: we just like didn't feed them, didn't clean their cage,

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01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: and they just started smelling like the pussy you fingered

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01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 1: when that got Yeah, I sat these crabs down and

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01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 1: I said, listen, I've been there before too, but they

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01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: just started stinking so bad. And I remember their little

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Speaker 1: dish of like water that you had to put is

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01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 1: little like shrimp ease in and it just everything was

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01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,920
Speaker 1: disgusting about these things. And I they started dying and

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Speaker 1: like up starvation and like mound nourishment. And I'm really

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Speaker 1: reluctant to say that because it's like so awful, but

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Speaker 1: they just like start like I think we've all we

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Speaker 1: all know of the family, or we've had a pet

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01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,719
Speaker 1: that we just didn't treat right, and it's like I've

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Speaker 1: one day in therapy and like when I it was

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01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: first going to therapy. I thought about these hermit crabs

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01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: and I started sobbing more than I've ever cried in

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01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 1: my whole life about how bad I mean, I could

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01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: do it right now, about how I just let and

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01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 1: they weren't my responsibility. I didn't ask for these crabs.

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01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: I had adults living at home that should have taken

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Speaker 1: care of them and fed them. And I watched these

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01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: animals died because I was too scared to get close

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01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: to their cage and change the water and get in

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01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: there and like feed them. And so I felt helpless

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01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 1: and watched these animals like die from neglect and like

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01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 1: it it is. That's one of my that's one of

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01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 1: my biggest regrets in life, is like that I let

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01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,720
Speaker 1: that that I witnessed that and let that happen, and

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01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: like that's I think, why what spurred my like obsession

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01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: with animal advocacy and just like you know, just that

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01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 1: seeing that happen. But I will say that when it

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01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,920
Speaker 1: got down to like one or two crabs left, we

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01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 1: snuck them. This is another horrible thing we did. We

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01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: went to pet smart and I put them. We put

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01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:23,240
Speaker 1: them in um a bag and we put them in

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01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 1: cages at pet Smart we like put them into pet

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01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:29,559
Speaker 1: smart because we knew they left a baby. Like it's like,

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01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,760
Speaker 1: that's the Do not do that. That happens all the

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01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: time at zoos and at pet stores. Don't do that.

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01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: Look for a better way to surrender your pets Craigslist.

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01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I'm reluctant to tell that soft

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01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:45,799
Speaker 1: shelled crabs when I worked at a when I worked

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01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:48,840
Speaker 1: as a as a fishmonger, I had to cut their

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01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,800
Speaker 1: heads off. It was wild and their arms would still

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01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: be moving and I had to come with a scissor.

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Speaker 1: Like I did not want to do this. Okay, what's

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01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:01,880
Speaker 1: what is your yeah? Killing animals? You know what? I

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01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,760
Speaker 1: just want to say. I felt bad about that selling that. Sorry.

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01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,599
Speaker 1: I don't eat animals and maybe you do at home.

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Speaker 1: So if you're judging me, you you participate in the

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Speaker 1: in the deaths of many animals if you eat them.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm making up for it now. But Andrew,

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Speaker 1: all right, uh kind of in the same vein, Uh,

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Speaker 1: my brother decided to um by a Burmese python, which

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Speaker 1: is a snake that gets to about I don't know,

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01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:35,640
Speaker 1: let's say two. And he bought this thing, and I

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Speaker 1: mean it's the most Florida pet ever, I mean a snake.

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Speaker 1: What did your parents allow this? I don't know if

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01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:49,040
Speaker 1: he really had a discussion. He just brought home. Not lizards,

1471
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:52,559
Speaker 1: you know, a very fast like big lizards. I don't

1472
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:56,240
Speaker 1: know what kind of that. Yeah, this, well, the snake

1473
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,840
Speaker 1: was just like we'd feed it mice and that lizard

1474
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,559
Speaker 1: got saved you a lot of money and carnes are

1475
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:04,280
Speaker 1: and so he did, he did, and I owe him.

1476
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 1: Did the Burmese python held out with you know homeowners?

1477
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 1: He actually, you want to know a crazy story. So

1478
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:15,719
Speaker 1: we had a drug dealer, uh neighbor who he sold

1479
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 1: like pot. I actually took acid with him. One time

1480
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,080
Speaker 1: he shot a gun into our house because I think

1481
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 1: he was mad at my step brother, and it went

1482
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,680
Speaker 1: through the snake cage. It didn't kill the snake, but

1483
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 1: it hit the snake. I mean, what more Florida story

1484
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 1: than that? A guy shooting I mean, that's up there

1485
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:32,720
Speaker 1: with you getting arrested for speaking on a jet ski

1486
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: and a man Yeah, shooting a gun into our snake.

1487
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 1: What happened? So my brother leaves for college, leaves the

1488
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:46,439
Speaker 1: snake and care my stepmom or or my parents, and

1489
01:17:46,479 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: it dies I don't know exactly how it died. I

1490
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:53,320
Speaker 1: think my stepmom said that it killed itself by a

1491
01:17:53,400 --> 01:18:00,000
Speaker 1: shot shot to the head. Wa Um. But yeah, that's

1492
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's such a big and it's such a

1493
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 1: eventually that animals going to outgrow your house unless you

1494
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:11,400
Speaker 1: live in a This is like a heartbreaking segment. Okay, No,

1495
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: what do you have a bad pet that didn't die tragically? Uh?

1496
01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 1: We weren't allowed to have uh any pets when we

1497
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,599
Speaker 1: were growing up, really, except for like a dog once

1498
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 1: I was once we were like I was a teenager,

1499
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 1: I always wanted to have hamsters and rabbits and all

1500
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: these animals we just were not allowed to. But um,

1501
01:18:32,439 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 1: at one point, um, I started looking into getting a

1502
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 1: bear to dragon and I wanted a beer to dragon

1503
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,719
Speaker 1: so bad, so bad. And then I was I didn't

1504
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:46,439
Speaker 1: get one because when I realized that I had to

1505
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 1: feed it crickets and I had to like have like

1506
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: frozen mice in my freezer, I was like, this is

1507
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,160
Speaker 1: gonna You're doing a little instead of just letting it

1508
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:55,680
Speaker 1: starve to death because you didn't want to handle you

1509
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,559
Speaker 1: buy these animals. You don't think ten years now or

1510
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 1: two months now, like, especially with dogs, people do not

1511
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 1: how much moneys how much money at the end, gonna

1512
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 1: cost um. Yeah, you got to think about all that.

1513
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 1: It's a cute puppy and just like, yeah, it's bearded dragon.

1514
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: Such a funny name. Man, it's like a goatee cat

1515
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:25,360
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know cat, but like amstachioed ferret.

1516
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah it is bearded is and like I hate when

1517
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:32,040
Speaker 1: bearded dragons like you know why they do that though

1518
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:34,720
Speaker 1: they don't have chins and they're trying to look like

1519
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:43,480
Speaker 1: they have chins. Bad jawlines. Yeah, dominant on on Bumblebee,

1520
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: which is their favorite dating app, because that's what they eat.

1521
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to call my dick the bearded dragon from

1522
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,840
Speaker 1: now on. I was going to say a pussy joke

1523
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:55,840
Speaker 1: about it because that does sometimes. Okay, favorite pet, I mean,

1524
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 1: hands down, without a doubt. Yeah. Yeah. My bird Kiwi

1525
01:20:01,439 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 1: parakeet I had when I was in fifth grade. Um,

1526
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,719
Speaker 1: he could do tricks. He would say, he would repeat things.

1527
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:11,880
Speaker 1: He would he was very smart. Uh You'd say flip

1528
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 1: the bird and he would flip around on his thing.

1529
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 1: Or you'd say do your trick and then he would

1530
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,040
Speaker 1: go to the corner. Of the cage and put one

1531
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:19,360
Speaker 1: hand on each side and then flip into the corner

1532
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 1: of the cage. And it was just like he was amazing.

1533
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 1: And um, you know, he picked stuff out of my teeth.

1534
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,080
Speaker 1: I had braces at the time. That was fun. He

1535
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,200
Speaker 1: would like pick on my hangnails, which I loved. I'd

1536
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,760
Speaker 1: be like eat it and he would just like rip

1537
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 1: him out and I loved it. And then um, and

1538
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 1: he also yeah famously, well one time he would always

1539
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 1: talk you know, I told the story before, but he

1540
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 1: would always be like program like that was exactly how

1541
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: he talked. And but sometimes he would do like our

1542
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:52,800
Speaker 1: voices intermixed with it, but that he wouldn't do the

1543
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 1: voices in the cool stuff unless he didn't think we

1544
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: were listening, you know, like he didn't want attention on him.

1545
01:20:58,040 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: But he was in our kitchen like in them he

1546
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 1: in his kid was in our kitchen. People were kind

1547
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:03,760
Speaker 1: of like grossed out by it. But he we didn't

1548
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: clip his wings. He could fly around. He was just

1549
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 1: so sweet. And my friends and I would always just

1550
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:11,639
Speaker 1: have to like sit there next at the table next

1551
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,400
Speaker 1: to him and pretend like we weren't watching him, and

1552
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,759
Speaker 1: and like kind of talk slowly and eat our cereals

1553
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,360
Speaker 1: so that he would start talking not thinking we were

1554
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:21,639
Speaker 1: paying attention. And one time me and Huffy were eating

1555
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,599
Speaker 1: honey bunches of Votes with all mends, which was our

1556
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,800
Speaker 1: favorite cereal, and like eating and we were just like

1557
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,280
Speaker 1: being quiet so we could hear him, and he just

1558
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: was like, Mom, I hate my fucking middle name. And

1559
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,519
Speaker 1: we were both like, did he just say, mom, I

1560
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:42,360
Speaker 1: hate my fucking middle name in your voice? Nicky? Like

1561
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:44,760
Speaker 1: we both heard it clears day and I don't hate

1562
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:47,080
Speaker 1: my middle name he just came up with, but he

1563
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,840
Speaker 1: said it clears day and we both heard it and

1564
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:51,000
Speaker 1: it was awesome. It's so wild. I mean, how many

1565
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,680
Speaker 1: times do you think he heard you say that over

1566
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:56,599
Speaker 1: the years, probably like mom, I hate and then like

1567
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 1: fucking he definitely heard every other word in our fucking house.

1568
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,559
Speaker 1: And then middle name. I don't know, maybe he said

1569
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 1: something else, but it sounded like middle name. Who knows,

1570
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,600
Speaker 1: and he did that one time. Yeah, it was just

1571
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 1: but it was just like perfectly my voice. It was great. Uh,

1572
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: what was your favorite pet um? I don't know if

1573
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:20,040
Speaker 1: this is cheating, but it's actually my older brother. That's

1574
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,559
Speaker 1: actually my leads. Favorite were those of the soft stale

1575
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 1: crabs who killed rip their heads off when you pulled

1576
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 1: them out of your skin, the wort scary rabies um

1577
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,599
Speaker 1: I had uh? Are we still He's still alive? Hubert.

1578
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: He's an Italian Spinoni dog who I just I love

1579
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 1: so much. Man. He just reminds me of a grand

1580
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:44,320
Speaker 1: maybe because my grandpa's are dead and he looks like

1581
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:47,200
Speaker 1: a grandpa. I'm a little annoyed that you picked a

1582
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:49,639
Speaker 1: dog that's not yours, but you didn't pick Luigi or Marian.

1583
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 1: But also I didn't pick them, so I'll let it slide. Well,

1584
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,960
Speaker 1: this isn't about you. I know it's not, but I

1585
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 1: just want to know. Is he better than Marion and Luigi?

1586
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,640
Speaker 1: And it's okay if he is better than one of

1587
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 1: them far and then the other one. Oh, I know,

1588
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,519
Speaker 1: we have a favorite. I do have a favorite. Mary,

1589
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,080
Speaker 1: and I like more than Luigi. I mean, you can't

1590
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:12,679
Speaker 1: not but Luigi. But Luigi. We see ourselves in Luigi

1591
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 1: too much. He's scared, he doesn't trust. That's at least

1592
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,080
Speaker 1: like the things I hate about Luigi are the things

1593
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,080
Speaker 1: that I hate about myself. Yeah, I love that Mary,

1594
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:26,679
Speaker 1: and just a t that's what I love. Um, he's

1595
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:28,560
Speaker 1: the Luisi k of dogs. Okay, So, but you like

1596
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:31,200
Speaker 1: Hubert because he just has like a grandpa energy. What

1597
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: do you mean by that? He's just kind and loving

1598
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,640
Speaker 1: and wants to bury his head, bury his head. He

1599
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:42,840
Speaker 1: lays down with me in bed. He so snuggly. He

1600
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:45,920
Speaker 1: makes when you come into when he hasn't seen you

1601
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 1: in a while, you come into the house, he'll go

1602
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,920
Speaker 1: grab any toy and bring it to you. He just

1603
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,879
Speaker 1: has to find something. I gotta find something for you.

1604
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 1: So you like me, Yeah, he's like ergy yeah, and

1605
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:01,000
Speaker 1: then um, and he'll do this when you rub his ears,

1606
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:04,719
Speaker 1: he'll just like, he'll make this like just noise. Didn't.

1607
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 1: Let you know. The one thing he doesn't do, which

1608
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:12,080
Speaker 1: I really respect, he doesn't lick. He'll never like you can't. Yeah,

1609
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:14,800
Speaker 1: whenever Marian looks, I grab her tongue gently and just

1610
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:16,720
Speaker 1: hold onto it and I go, you're gonna learn. And

1611
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:19,240
Speaker 1: then she's like, and I don't do it in a

1612
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 1: mean way. I just like to, like just to grab

1613
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 1: it feels it feels like my honestly, my vagina a

1614
01:24:25,439 --> 01:24:28,360
Speaker 1: little bit like it's little dog's tongue. But yeah, so

1615
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,719
Speaker 1: I love that dog. My little brother dogs just shout

1616
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,920
Speaker 1: out to Tucker who passed away yesterday. Oh my god. Yeah,

1617
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:42,760
Speaker 1: their oldest um dog, the King's Kings Spaniard. Wait, what

1618
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:44,880
Speaker 1: is it? What's call him? A great way to honor him? Okay,

1619
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:49,840
Speaker 1: so no, all right, what is your favorite animal? Is

1620
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 1: it Buzzy yet? Are you gotta go? Favorite pet? Buzzy

1621
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:58,200
Speaker 1: is working his way up, but it's going to be Bruno. Yeah,

1622
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:03,599
Speaker 1: and um, you know, just so we my dad still

1623
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:09,200
Speaker 1: laughing about Andrew stopped terrible memorial to the great Spaniard

1624
01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:13,599
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck is. The dog was cocker spaniel.

1625
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:18,840
Speaker 1: Cocker spaniel, yeah, okay, Springer spaniel. I'm jealous that you

1626
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,080
Speaker 1: can do that with a white sweatshirt. I would get

1627
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: bronze are all over myself. Really enjoyed that you can

1628
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:29,720
Speaker 1: cover your face and keep it covered. Okay, anyway, okay, Bruno.

1629
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 1: Um was my beagle who passed away last year at fifteen. Uh.

1630
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 1: And when my dad and my sister originally got him,

1631
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,479
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't get a dog because it

1632
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:42,639
Speaker 1: was only like two months after our family golden retriever

1633
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:44,680
Speaker 1: got hit by a car and died and it was

1634
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,360
Speaker 1: very traumatic. I was like, I don't want this dog.

1635
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:49,280
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with him. Fast forward four

1636
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:51,280
Speaker 1: years later, I ended up taking the dog because my

1637
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:54,280
Speaker 1: parents were just not like taking care of him like

1638
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 1: they should take care of yes, exactly. And then, um,

1639
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,920
Speaker 1: Bruno has just been an awesome companion to go through

1640
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:06,000
Speaker 1: all of life's destructive moments, like through my parents divorce,

1641
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 1: through it like um, financial insecurity, through one of my

1642
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:13,960
Speaker 1: worst breakups. Bruno was always there for me as um,

1643
01:26:14,479 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 1: just like an unconditional, loving companion. Isn't that the best

1644
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:22,080
Speaker 1: part about them? It's like I was actually picturing Bruno

1645
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:25,280
Speaker 1: like mitigating or like like kind of like mediating your

1646
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,639
Speaker 1: parents divorce and then like helping you with your taxes

1647
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:29,720
Speaker 1: and getting your forms read. I mean like I can

1648
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 1: help you with these things. And like I was actually like,

1649
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:43,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's what of talented little dog? Just

1650
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:50,559
Speaker 1: outside everywhere there's a pop print. Um, that's so um,

1651
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:55,840
Speaker 1: that's the King Charles a little a little too late.

1652
01:26:56,000 --> 01:27:02,040
Speaker 1: And final thought, I mean, that's why animals and pets

1653
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:05,200
Speaker 1: are the greatest is because they don't care what you

1654
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:08,559
Speaker 1: look like. They don't care, they don't care about any

1655
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 1: like they will. They don't care that you age, They

1656
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:14,519
Speaker 1: don't care if you're pussy smells. They actually prefer it.

1657
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:17,280
Speaker 1: They could find you in a room full of a

1658
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:21,200
Speaker 1: million people. Yeah, it's just so sweet when an animal

1659
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 1: consense that you need extra like love and like need,

1660
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 1: like they just pick up on there were they're operating

1661
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,200
Speaker 1: on a level that we aren't even in tune with

1662
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,200
Speaker 1: those kinds of senses of like because they have to.

1663
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:36,280
Speaker 1: They're so about like being they're so close to being

1664
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,719
Speaker 1: the you know, they're domesticated most of for thousands of years,

1665
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:43,680
Speaker 1: but um, they're closer to being in the wild than

1666
01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:46,720
Speaker 1: we are. So like they have instincts, you know, they

1667
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:48,599
Speaker 1: can tell if the thunderstorm is coming. Like they just

1668
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:53,040
Speaker 1: like consense. And that's why it's so important to realize that,

1669
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:56,120
Speaker 1: like how you are is what your dog. Your dog

1670
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:58,640
Speaker 1: is reading you and they're looking to you to be

1671
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,400
Speaker 1: a leader. And if they're not obeying you, like they

1672
01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:06,200
Speaker 1: don't respect you, and they're reading that, they're reading that

1673
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:08,960
Speaker 1: you don't deserve respect and like you don't Like that's

1674
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:13,080
Speaker 1: kind of the thing, Like they're almost like autistic in

1675
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,679
Speaker 1: a way of like this is how I feel about

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01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:19,160
Speaker 1: you and they do have a little bit of like

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01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:22,120
Speaker 1: you know, Luigi does stuff sometimes that I go, wow,

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01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:26,720
Speaker 1: he like plant. He's he's acting away against he's pretending

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01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:29,000
Speaker 1: to be something else. Like he'll do this thing where

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01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:32,679
Speaker 1: he knows there's a dog a quarter like a half

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01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,120
Speaker 1: a block away that he wants to like hang out for,

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01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:37,760
Speaker 1: but he knows that I want to keep walking, and

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01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:40,240
Speaker 1: he'll stop to smell something and I'll let him smell it.

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01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:42,840
Speaker 1: But then I know he's done smelling it, but he'll

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01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:45,479
Speaker 1: just keep his nose there, pretending like he's because he

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01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:47,559
Speaker 1: knows that I will let him finish a smell, because

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01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:50,240
Speaker 1: I learned that you always let a dog finish their smell,

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01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,160
Speaker 1: because it's like pulling them away from a movie that

1689
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,559
Speaker 1: they're really invested in and you want them to get

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01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:56,560
Speaker 1: the ending to it. Sometimes I'm like, it smells like

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01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:58,599
Speaker 1: a fucking dandelion, let's go, I like spoil it for him.

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01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:04,000
Speaker 1: They're like swatter roller, And but sometimes I like he

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01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:07,959
Speaker 1: will just I'll just send him just like pretending to smell,

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01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,679
Speaker 1: and I'll go, I know what you're doing. You're waiting

1695
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 1: for this dog, like you're lying to me right now.

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01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,080
Speaker 1: The other night, I was about to give them them

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01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:17,360
Speaker 1: a bath and they I didn't even say it, but

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01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,760
Speaker 1: I started running the water and like waiting for it

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01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:24,880
Speaker 1: to get warm, and Luigi just starts shaking furiously, and

1700
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:28,240
Speaker 1: it's he's not cold, he's not I've never hurt him

1701
01:29:28,439 --> 01:29:31,000
Speaker 1: in the bath. If anything, I do bath because he

1702
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:33,720
Speaker 1: gets so spunky and free after. He loves that. When

1703
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,799
Speaker 1: I dry him off, it gets him in the best mood.

1704
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:39,679
Speaker 1: And he smelled. But the shaking was all to make

1705
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,720
Speaker 1: me go, I don't want to do this to you,

1706
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:44,559
Speaker 1: Like it's premeditated to get a response out of me,

1707
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:47,519
Speaker 1: and it's not based on how he's actually feeling. Maybe

1708
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:49,519
Speaker 1: like it's like when you try to brush my teeth,

1709
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, you start just shivering and I go,

1710
01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:56,600
Speaker 1: it's not cold in here. Um. Yeah. I think that

1711
01:29:56,800 --> 01:30:01,479
Speaker 1: animals are just so. I think I think we would

1712
01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:04,000
Speaker 1: did the dialogue about the hermit crab and the snake

1713
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:07,120
Speaker 1: if we could learn anything, like like just because they're

1714
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:10,720
Speaker 1: ugly creatures, like, don't judge an animal by their ugliness,

1715
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:13,920
Speaker 1: or they're willing to do whatever you want them to do,

1716
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:17,839
Speaker 1: and uh, and they're not lesser than these other animals

1717
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:20,559
Speaker 1: are you are you gonna stop eating No, No, I'm

1718
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:24,120
Speaker 1: gonna keep eating snake. You're starting to sound like a vegan,

1719
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:29,040
Speaker 1: but is very vegan I know, but as a pet

1720
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:35,439
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. And then look, look, thanks for

1721
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:39,680
Speaker 1: listening to the show. To the listen, Um, yeah, we

1722
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:42,479
Speaker 1: won't get into vegan stuff. But that that was a

1723
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:46,240
Speaker 1: thing that like when I make the joke of like

1724
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,840
Speaker 1: when I got dogs, that's when I was like, oh

1725
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:51,160
Speaker 1: my god, every animal is a dog. It's like has

1726
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:53,960
Speaker 1: the has that in it. And I hadn't felt that

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01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 1: way with my you know, my family's dogs. I never

1728
01:30:56,439 --> 01:31:00,920
Speaker 1: felt really connected to. But um, when Maryan got ripped

1729
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,439
Speaker 1: apart by that German shepherd, and was like I thought

1730
01:31:03,479 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 1: she was going to die, like the way my parents

1731
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:08,080
Speaker 1: described it, the way they said that, like that, I

1732
01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:10,639
Speaker 1: mean before it was this was before we saw the wound,

1733
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,640
Speaker 1: but the wound itself, I was like, she's not going

1734
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 1: to make it, even after she's got stitched up, and

1735
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:17,479
Speaker 1: like to leave the hospital like she this is gonna

1736
01:31:17,479 --> 01:31:19,880
Speaker 1: get infected, something's gonna happen. It's not gonna heal. You

1737
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:22,080
Speaker 1: literally can't even find the scar anymore. I don't even

1738
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:26,439
Speaker 1: understand what how she healed. But I remember I got

1739
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:28,600
Speaker 1: the call from my mom that Marian was probably not

1740
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:31,080
Speaker 1: going to make it, and I was like, I'm just

1741
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:33,040
Speaker 1: gonna go like pray for her. And I walked in

1742
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:34,920
Speaker 1: my room and Luigi is just like in my in

1743
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,320
Speaker 1: his little bed, curled up, and I was just like, Luigi,

1744
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:41,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna like Marian's really not doing well right now.

1745
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,679
Speaker 1: And I just like and usually he doesn't want to cuddle.

1746
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:45,439
Speaker 1: He's a little bit like me, Like he's just like

1747
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:47,880
Speaker 1: kind of tense when you try to cuddle him. But

1748
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,800
Speaker 1: he just like leaned into it and like felt that

1749
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:53,400
Speaker 1: I needed it, and like we sent our energy. Like

1750
01:31:53,439 --> 01:31:55,320
Speaker 1: I knew he knew something was wrong with Marian. I

1751
01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:58,640
Speaker 1: mean I don't think he knew, but like there was

1752
01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:00,960
Speaker 1: something he knew. He knew something was wrong and that

1753
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:03,479
Speaker 1: we needed to like spend that time and be be

1754
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:06,439
Speaker 1: thoughtful about her and like send energy out there. And

1755
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:09,679
Speaker 1: it was just like and I didn't say, like, please God,

1756
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:14,080
Speaker 1: let Marian live. I just said, like, let let Marian's

1757
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:16,599
Speaker 1: fate be exactly what needs to happen, whether she dies

1758
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:20,320
Speaker 1: or she lives, Like whatever's gonna have the best results.

1759
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:24,639
Speaker 1: Let that happen. And apparently it's that she lived that's

1760
01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:26,880
Speaker 1: gonna yield better results than if she died. I can

1761
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:29,479
Speaker 1: see your mom going. And just kidding, j D died again.

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01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:35,920
Speaker 1: It's not Marian, thank god, thank god he died twice.

1763
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh good. Um, guys, thank you so much for listening

1764
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:41,160
Speaker 1: to the podcast. We are going to be back tomorrow Tuesday,

1765
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:44,720
Speaker 1: with a fresh episode that will be correct. And make

1766
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:46,880
Speaker 1: sure to look if you're listening, look for this one

1767
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:51,000
Speaker 1: on YouTube on Wednesday hopefully. And if you're watching on YouTube,

1768
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:54,840
Speaker 1: make sure you comment and like and subscribe, but also

1769
01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:57,960
Speaker 1: you know, don't don't actually comment whenever you want. I'm

1770
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:00,200
Speaker 1: not going to read it, but I do appreciate the subscribe,

1771
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,160
Speaker 1: and I hope you um and just send it to

1772
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:05,360
Speaker 1: your friends if you liked it or yeah, UM, do

1773
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:07,439
Speaker 1: all of that. I appreciate all the support. I really

1774
01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:09,840
Speaker 1: love you guys, and we'll see you on the road

1775
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:14,679
Speaker 1: and we'll don't be k and change camp.