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Speaker 1: It is time now, guys for a rounded. Would you rather, okay,

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Speaker 1: so think about this when you're aroused. Would you rather

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Speaker 1: bark like a small dog or who like an owl?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I do both of them? Yeah around all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather a woman lies to you and says

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Speaker 1: you're handsome or lies and says you're great in bed?

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Speaker 2: Either one will do? Yeah? You can lie to me

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Speaker 2: the way? Why I know you lying?

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Speaker 3: If you say I'm handsome, so I ain't. You are

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Speaker 3: the cutest man I've ever seen. Lady stop?

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Speaker 2: You know, man, you know what.

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Speaker 3: See, the thing about being honest with yourself is you

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Speaker 3: ain't got to get faked by nobody else. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's the thing about being honest about yourself, you know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, your ASBs my ass.

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Speaker 1: Having said that, Steve, let's let's hear from the nephew.

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Speaker 1: We know how he what he thinks of himself? Anyway, man, good,

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Speaker 1: I'm both. Are you looking at them?

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Speaker 2: You put on the real though, dog? Yea?

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Speaker 3: When the last time somebody let me ask you a question?

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Speaker 3: When the last time anybody said to you, Lord Mercy,

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Speaker 3: you fine? Last time? See that he can't he can't

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Speaker 3: think of that.

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Speaker 2: Somebody hollered it out at one of the last shows.

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Speaker 3: Idea that boy friend, yeah, talking about the woman's.

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Speaker 2: On stage, y'all the stand up aby one person up there?

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Speaker 2: You know they're talking about me? Stopped it? All right? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Who that boy? Fine? Who you think they're talking about?

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Speaker 2: The waiter has passed about who you think? Condition? You were? Fine?

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Speaker 2: You okay? Oh oh oh god just got home about

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Speaker 2: the cancer? Will be all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather pretend it your birthday for a free

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Speaker 1: dessert or put a hair in your plate for free food?

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Speaker 2: Birthday dessert? I'm not putting no ham up. I don't

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Speaker 2: need you free. You get a.

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Speaker 1: Free dirt dessert, dessert, pie, chocolate cake, ice cream.

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Speaker 2: I've done that. I have money for that.

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Speaker 1: So you've done it before. Junior lied about your birthday?

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Speaker 1: What you get November fifteenth?

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Speaker 2: I was there, that was me birthday. I know that

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Speaker 2: I got the free dessert.

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Speaker 1: What you get?

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Speaker 2: How you know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Rest yeah, two for one and all out here you

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Speaker 3: be memorized.

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Speaker 2: Commercial.

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Speaker 3: Put your wallet up on and just come on, come on.

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Speaker 1: The day we'll have some closing remarks from the one

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Speaker 1: and only Steve.

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Speaker 2: Wallet up and come on.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show