Speaker 1: I feel like if I had, if I was walking
Speaker 1: around naked, I would have to have some weird kind
Speaker 1: of exceps, like not a belly chain per se. But
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have to have I don't
Speaker 1: think I could. I don't think I could just be naked.
Speaker 1: I'd have to have like a like a new hat
Speaker 1: or a can.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of you being fully naked except
Speaker 2: for a thick Gucci bell you wear. You just wear
Speaker 2: a gorgeous Gucci bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying I don't think it would be
Speaker 1: like I need some garnish on the plate, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not just gonna have to steak.
Speaker 2: That would be chips in your.
Speaker 1: Bears are racist.
Speaker 2: Money, she's military stuff.
Speaker 1: Can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Bang bang bang skeek skeek skeet. There it is. There
Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal
Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dived deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theoris, and we finally worked to prove that Tay Diggs
Speaker 2: may be, in fact, the only man in history to
Speaker 2: work his way back from the title of Oreo. They
Speaker 2: were shaman ting, they were Shaman too told him, they
Speaker 2: told him all he did was service the white devil.
Speaker 2: But look at him now.
Speaker 1: I'm shit because T Diggs used to follow me on Twitter.
Speaker 1: We're very close.
Speaker 2: Ted Diggs. They called him all the mean words you
Speaker 2: can call a black man, and now look at him.
Speaker 2: He's the funniest man on the internet. And he got
Speaker 2: a bad bitch on his arm. And sure as you
Speaker 2: fuck little Fizz, But that's none of our business.
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: That ain't got nothing doing nothing. Come on, I'm and yes,
Speaker 2: and little Fizz is a cutie pie.
Speaker 1: But he's like you like, he's like that cute. Well,
Speaker 1: he's never gonna look like a man. And I'm David forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: little Fizz is always gonna look like the coolest dude
Speaker 1: in the eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah he's got you,
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Yeah, he's got big. When I graduate, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do this and yeah, yeah, like you.
Speaker 1: Heard, he might go D two, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's probably going to a Juco and it's gonna get
Speaker 2: sort of stuck in that transition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then he just ends up working for Costco Corporate.
Speaker 1: But you know.
Speaker 2: He's got just a fine life for Little Fizz, but
Speaker 2: it's not what he dreamt of.
Speaker 1: No, did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever?
Speaker 1: But that's how that's where it took.
Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't talk Little Fizz forever.
Speaker 2: I don't know how againspiracy about Tay Diggs ended up
Speaker 2: being a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery of
Speaker 2: this podcast. I'd say our guests today, I'm very excited
Speaker 2: that they're here. Been a part of so much cool shit,
Speaker 2: specifically Big Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for all the
Speaker 2: great work over there, human resources also responsible. Brilliant writer, thinker, talker,
Speaker 2: motherfucker give it up for our guests, Brandan, Kyle good Man.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody got time Ford. Yeah, I'm just cutting good one.
Speaker 2: I like that intro that top of that. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: hell yeah. How you doing, I'm good? How you doing?
Speaker 2: We're chilling? Yeah. Any thoughts on Little Fizz and what
Speaker 2: he brings to the table or Ty Diggs either either
Speaker 2: one really all be two? K that's the gay one. No,
Speaker 2: Little Fizz is the maybe two straight one. He's he's
Speaker 2: the rapper, the lights and rapper in the group.
Speaker 1: Omar lady who is.
Speaker 2: Now diggs lover? God see I was. I haven't kept
Speaker 2: up with my t digs since. And that's that's your fault.
Speaker 2: We're not that we didn't do that to you. You
Speaker 2: had the chance, you know. I love but I love
Speaker 2: a good te Diggs. I saw him on Headwick in
Speaker 2: the Angry ch That was the last time I saw,
Speaker 2: which was he was.
Speaker 1: Incredibly accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that to come on
Speaker 1: and then you can go to Broadway.
Speaker 2: Yes, and best Man is getting a TV series. Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. I'm saying the world had turned
Speaker 2: on him. Uh not, Ain't nothing wrong with that? Well, well,
Speaker 2: we we can't bullshit any longer. We we have a
Speaker 2: wonderful conspiracy theory that you came to us today with.
Speaker 2: And I will say this has been a conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: that sort of has just been sitting there for a
Speaker 2: while and nobody's touched it. Literally, no one has brought
Speaker 2: it up now. It's not even one that we've I
Speaker 2: think broached in any kind of way. And it's a
Speaker 2: very simple one. You said, my mama told me black
Speaker 2: men have big dicks.
Speaker 1: Do you want to fold the pood.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love being here. This is great, great, chaotic,
Speaker 2: whatever you want to call it, love it, We'll take it.
Speaker 2: Tell me more, tell us more about this this black
Speaker 2: man and their big their big penises. I mean, I
Speaker 2: feel like everyone knows that as a as a theory,
Speaker 2: the ideas that black men have like nine inch dicks
Speaker 2: or above. And then it's on the small side, Okay,
Speaker 2: you put number, so if you are under nine inches,
Speaker 2: and you know you're not black if you don't have
Speaker 2: a nine inch dick. Because it's really what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say. I want to I want to start some
Speaker 2: controversy here, but I.
Speaker 1: Feel like, is it possible to be double black? Then
Speaker 1: asking for.
Speaker 2: Ship David, Well, it looks like I'm still half black,
Speaker 2: all right, we got a double black and I have black.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, I mean you know that's the thing.
Speaker 2: And then and then, as you know, I feel like
Speaker 2: you hear that theory really young, like when people start
Speaker 2: talking about dicks at like fourteen fifteen, you start hearing that,
Speaker 2: and then you start measuring your dick to make sure
Speaker 2: that you're actually full black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you're like, do I go balls? Do
Speaker 1: I do? Do I pin the balls back and.
Speaker 2: Go, yes, yeah, sure. There's a lot of strategies to
Speaker 2: make up all.
Speaker 1: So if you were like me, you're a chubby kid,
Speaker 1: you got a little bit you can push back. I
Speaker 1: call it the reserve. Like, well, what do y'all think?
Speaker 2: Where do you measure from? Do you measure from the balls?
Speaker 2: You measure from? Like? Where where would you measure your
Speaker 2: penis from?
Speaker 1: I measured penetrable inches.
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's respectable. I like that answer. That's that's a
Speaker 2: great answer. I will say that. And I don't mean
Speaker 2: to jump jump the gun here, but in my research,
Speaker 2: I actually read about the the technical way in which
Speaker 2: researchers measure, and it's from the top where the pelvic
Speaker 2: bones sort of starts above the penis that you're allowed
Speaker 2: to measure. You're not allowed to Yeah, you're not allowed
Speaker 2: to measure from the side nor underneath, because you're going
Speaker 2: to gain to your point some some impenetrable inches and
Speaker 2: or at least like a boost from the side and underneath.
Speaker 2: Well see, now I'm hav an identity crisis's not going
Speaker 2: to go mesure because you've been you've been cooking your
Speaker 2: books for a while somebody's been juicing, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Damn y'all, y'all blowing up my whole my
Speaker 2: whole sense of self. Okay, great.
Speaker 1: I think this whole topic has needed to be broached
Speaker 1: for a long time.
Speaker 2: Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No,
Speaker 2: like it feels like to live under.
Speaker 1: This, as you know, Langston's to be very dark skinned
Speaker 1: and live under this. It's like you gotta have waves,
Speaker 1: and you gotta have a big old dick, damn, And
Speaker 1: that's what you do. And you look great and gold
Speaker 1: and green and yellow and yellow and yellow, and you
Speaker 1: look at my old yellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I I've what you're describing
Speaker 2: does not feel like the anxiety that I necessarily had
Speaker 2: to grow up under. And I acknowledge that you never
Speaker 2: felt like you would never felt big dick anxiety. Oh No,
Speaker 2: I had massive, big dick anxiety. I'm saying that none
Speaker 2: of it felt like I was. It didn't feel like
Speaker 2: I would be like laughed out of the building if
Speaker 2: I didn't have the biggest dick. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying? And what you're describing feels like it's not
Speaker 2: just have a healthy sized penis. It's have a penis
Speaker 2: worth talking about. And or you are less black than
Speaker 2: you appear, yes, for sure, which is porn culture too, right.
Speaker 2: I mean like a lot of us as young adults
Speaker 2: would also as grown adults, yet our idea of what sexism,
Speaker 2: what body should look like from porn culture. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think it's what women are currently in this state
Speaker 2: unpacking right, like that the male gaze has had an
Speaker 2: idea of what women look like and look like during sex.
Speaker 2: It's all from porn. And so the same thing is
Speaker 2: true for ethnic groups. It's like the idea of what
Speaker 2: an Asian man or an Asian woman looks like, what
Speaker 2: a Black man looks like, it's all from porn. It's
Speaker 2: all like fetish and and not real. I mean, those
Speaker 2: dicks are real, but like the pressure that the entire
Speaker 2: community has.
Speaker 1: Some of them, some of them, I don't know they
Speaker 1: have been injected. Yes, yeah, Sometimes you're like, whoa, hey, brother,
Speaker 1: it's new.
Speaker 2: You can't I will say, I will say, there's every
Speaker 2: and maybe y'all have experienced this. Every once in a while,
Speaker 2: you bump into a porn where it's just a man
Speaker 2: with a regular sized faenus, and a part of me
Speaker 2: is like, hell, yeah, let's go, let's go Bookmark.
Speaker 1: Look at him doing.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yes, yes, it looks normal to me.
Speaker 1: No that I think that this one though, this we
Speaker 1: do all. I don't think there's any black men who
Speaker 1: have never come into situations where that was what was expected. Right,
Speaker 1: we all live under this umbrella.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, No, I think I think this is it's
Speaker 2: a it's a very universal pressure I think placed on
Speaker 2: black men, especially about their penis size, in a way
Speaker 2: that maybe you all have experienced this. White guys can
Speaker 2: openly joke about their penis being inadequate or or not big,
Speaker 2: and it sort of becomes like an easy punchline that
Speaker 2: they don't ever have to run from.
Speaker 1: They're always saying, yeah, that's the thing. I can't dance
Speaker 1: like a little dog.
Speaker 2: Just like that. Well, I have a question. I grew
Speaker 2: up going to a lot of pwi's predominantly white institutions,
Speaker 2: and so I felt that pressure, especially about dick size.
Speaker 2: But we're either of you around mostly like grew up
Speaker 2: in mostly black high schools or black schools with the
Speaker 2: pressure the same.
Speaker 1: No. I moved to the country when I was fourteen
Speaker 1: years old, not the country of America. No, Like I
Speaker 1: moved to a rural area. Yeah yeah, no, like the
Speaker 1: rural area. Yeah, when I was kind of you know,
Speaker 1: just off the porch, if you will. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 1: That's all. That is every and especially when you're a kid,
Speaker 1: because you have no like yeah, the point is, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all those little those little trollops wanted.
Speaker 2: M damn my high school. No, that was the correct
Speaker 2: way to behave inside of this podcast, we don't apologize
Speaker 2: to anybody for anything we do. I grew up in
Speaker 2: a neighborhood that was weirdly like mixed, like not not.
Speaker 2: It was probably predominantly white, but not in a way
Speaker 2: that was like, oh ship, we're like one of few.
Speaker 2: So we had like a nice mixture. And that meant
Speaker 2: that I don't necessarily know that I felt any special
Speaker 2: pressure from a white community versus a black community. It
Speaker 2: kind of felt like just whoever you were trying to
Speaker 2: fuck meant you didn't want that anxiety spreading, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like we all knew the same shit.
Speaker 2: I just wonder if like he went to like a
Speaker 2: southern black church, if like you felt the same pressure
Speaker 2: that your Dick had to be big or in the
Speaker 2: Black Church were like there was a grounding reality of like, nah,
Speaker 2: like you know, Dick's coming off side. Yeah, the preachers like, hey,
Speaker 2: ain't that.
Speaker 1: As long as your money's greened, you're good over here.
Speaker 2: As long as you tied that ten percent, We don't.
Speaker 1: Care, right, Hey, one small ones wants to climb on rocks.
Speaker 2: Hey, God took ten percent off me from the top.
Speaker 2: You know, we'll get it.
Speaker 1: Back and you will get it back.
Speaker 2: You'll get it And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses
Speaker 2: are talking about.
Speaker 1: That it's really a tax, faith tax. They take a
Speaker 1: faith bax right off the tip, Brother.
Speaker 2: Do you believe or not? God's gonna give you that
Speaker 2: dick back. God's gonna give me that dick bak.
Speaker 1: Yes, you heard the good news.
Speaker 2: God is gonna give you the rest of you. Don't
Speaker 2: give you that dick back. Okay. We we have gone
Speaker 2: a while now and we haven't made much progress in
Speaker 2: terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, tell me
Speaker 2: do you personally believe in this conspiracy? How much or
Speaker 2: how much are you bought it? Well, so, the thing
Speaker 2: that I like I'm I'm I'm a homosexual. So I
Speaker 2: gratulated research and done some data and yeah, some dick research,
Speaker 2: some honatomy as we call it. So what I fully
Speaker 2: know is, uh that that is not true, that that
Speaker 2: black dicks come many sizes and there are some that
Speaker 2: are you know, really really quite large and some.
Speaker 1: That are.
Speaker 2: Some that are very tiny. And to me, the biggest
Speaker 2: thing that I have learned is it's how you use it.
Speaker 2: You know, like which you hear motion in the ocean,
Speaker 2: but you're like, nah, I still want to tenish this.
Speaker 2: But as an adult at thirty five, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it really is more about how you use it. Because
Speaker 2: there are people who have twelve inn sticks and are
Speaker 2: it's a weapon, And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what else would you do? You have to rob
Speaker 1: the pharmacy with that?
Speaker 2: What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up
Speaker 2: your medication and buy candy corn? No, you're gonna hurt people.
Speaker 1: If you go so far as to say a twelve
Speaker 1: inch stick is a burden. Yeah, it's someone with an
Speaker 1: eleven and a half inch stick.
Speaker 2: I can that's the way you want to stop?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did they say any more than two hundred
Speaker 1: and forty thousand dollars a year and it doesn't feel
Speaker 1: any different. That's the same with penis.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I can see that, that's all you have
Speaker 2: to go to porn, right because like regular freak, I
Speaker 2: ain't trying to deal with that.
Speaker 1: Every freak you are. You are a fucking weirdo. You
Speaker 1: get out a year.
Speaker 2: With big dicks, that's good energy.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You don't have a twelve inch penis.
Speaker 1: It might have been too big before, so extrapolate that
Speaker 1: by however, many twelve is.
Speaker 2: Crazy, that's crazy. Twelve twelve is a burden. I don't
Speaker 2: say much. I don't think that that's even at least
Speaker 2: in talking to too many of my female friends. It
Speaker 2: never seems to be the desire, like it's a desire
Speaker 2: to see it. I think we all want to see
Speaker 2: the motherfucker, but nobody wants that inside of them. I
Speaker 2: have had it, like we can do this. This is
Speaker 2: really interesting. I've had a twelve inch dick inside me
Speaker 2: once and WHOA, Yeah, I'm a brag about that because that,
Speaker 2: you know, that took a lot of breathing, a lot
Speaker 2: of douche and a lot of praying and it was great.
Speaker 2: But it's one of those things where you're like, that's
Speaker 2: a that's a vacation dick. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That's not like that. I want to be with every
Speaker 2: I don't want to marry that dick.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to ride a roller coaster
Speaker 1: after work on two No.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's like, which is why I
Speaker 2: said twelve inch chick is a porn dick. It's like
Speaker 2: that's something you're like, Oh, I'm an I'm gonna look
Speaker 2: at that. I'm gonna see it one time, but I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not trying to. Yeah, you know how you
Speaker 2: know how Kumel got buff and like uh and like
Speaker 2: then we found out how he did it and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: he hasn't had an almond for like two years, and
Speaker 2: it's like that's that's what that seems like, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, where it's like you gotta really be
Speaker 2: down to put in the work every single day to
Speaker 2: experience that that level of bufness and big dick.
Speaker 1: You would have to be an event, like you couldn't
Speaker 1: just like lazy. Right before we go to bed set.
Speaker 2: No no, no no, or like wake up sex it
Speaker 2: because you really get into the intestines at that point, like.
Speaker 1: Oh my scary, that's so scary. That's when you're really
Speaker 1: beating guts because that you were beating that never felt
Speaker 1: applicable to what I do.
Speaker 2: I'm not. You are beating the fun out somebody's guts.
Speaker 2: So you know you can't you can't surprise somebody with that.
Speaker 2: You really have to plan that out, are you? Are
Speaker 2: you at all afraid that at some point down the line,
Speaker 2: your doctor's gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon,
Speaker 2: we've got some bad news. Your guts are beat to
Speaker 2: death from from that that twelve in dick you took honor.
Speaker 2: I hope I get that all I want to bade
Speaker 2: for that if if that happens, like I feel like wow, thanks.
Speaker 2: There's there's no technical term for this, but but there's
Speaker 2: bruises all over your guts from the beating. If it's
Speaker 2: a gay doctor, they be like, congratulations.
Speaker 1: If my ship was a foot long, every time I
Speaker 1: completed with someone, I would put a notch in it
Speaker 1: like a bed bone.
Speaker 2: All right, I think we did enough to turn a break.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more BRANDYW.
Speaker 2: Good Man more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, welcome back to my mama told
Speaker 1: me the podcast where we are today actually talk about dicks.
Speaker 2: The way that y'all are not acknowledging that drop. Damn it.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. You're just going into your script like that.
Speaker 1: You know it was uh, you know, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just one of them drops. Me bicked.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was unhinged. I like it.
Speaker 1: But we are back, and yeah, we are talking about
Speaker 1: two black men have big old hanging.
Speaker 2: Hogs, big old hanging hogs. Now, now, Brandon, you you've
Speaker 2: experienced a big old black dick. You've had the twelve venture,
Speaker 2: do you? And then this is a question, I guess
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size?
Speaker 2: Is there a preferred size? Where you're like, that is
Speaker 2: exactly correct. Yes, I'm glad you're asking this. I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's funny because my public is on here, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I wonder if they're like listening to me talk about
Speaker 2: the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what how
Speaker 2: are we going to spend this?
Speaker 1: I think you spinning a chest.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah right, and spin like brand. This is the book,
Speaker 2: this is it. We've got the follow up one hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy expags about me writing twelve in nine inches
Speaker 2: to me is like perfect eighteen it's like a perfect it's.
Speaker 1: Still pretty big for regular dicks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just still a pretty you know. I would
Speaker 2: say that I like a big dick, So eight to
Speaker 2: nine is like the right, like if it's like, oh
Speaker 2: it's big, and also like, uh, it's not too much
Speaker 2: work for me personally, not to brag, but that's that's
Speaker 2: my that's my jam. Like eight to nine. I love
Speaker 2: that for you. That's good for you, that that's that
Speaker 2: you even have that choice, Yeah, like.
Speaker 1: You, because we have no choice. I can't be like, oh,
Speaker 1: seven to fifteen centimeters, there's no we don't get to
Speaker 1: talk about that. You don't get to you just get
Speaker 1: to say, oh, you can say is like it was
Speaker 1: great or I didn't like it that much.
Speaker 2: I want to point out I want to point out that,
Speaker 2: uh that ten centimeters is full dilation for a woman
Speaker 2: in labor, So seven to fifteen, seven to fifteen for
Speaker 2: a woman just walking around is maybe the loosest pussy
Speaker 2: in all of history.
Speaker 1: Oh so now you're shaming people. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was that kind of fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: I apologize.
Speaker 1: You're out there and you're goose. I'm on your side.
Speaker 2: I think tight. It's all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like pizza, man, it's all pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like, I mean, like, have y'all had
Speaker 2: ansex like penetrated name in my butt?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no I know not no. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: like have you fucked somebody's ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's too much of it to do for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's
Speaker 2: not it's not my jam.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of it's just like a lot
Speaker 1: of like I'm not that patient.
Speaker 2: Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have
Speaker 2: to be patient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe had it has it?
Speaker 1: Maybe if it was somebody who did it more often,
Speaker 1: it would be like more of a get to it.
Speaker 1: But every time I've done it's really a production.
Speaker 2: How long does it take? Usually? I'm so fascinated about this, like.
Speaker 1: An extra couple of minutes of just like really though,
Speaker 1: like heading and then a little bit and then a
Speaker 1: little bit more and started, you know what, so it's
Speaker 1: like this, it's it's like a little bit and then
Speaker 1: used to that, and then used to that, this is
Speaker 1: great for an audio medium.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we can explain it, David was.
Speaker 1: My mom does listen to this.
Speaker 2: I think this won't be the thing that jumps her
Speaker 2: off board with This conversation.
Speaker 1: Is very open.
Speaker 2: So I've never I've never vagina, so when I fucking
Speaker 2: asked whole that is generally how it works. Always yeah, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1: Doing me wrong like that for a vagina though too.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yes, vaginas aren't always as blossomed as as
Speaker 2: you would love them to be and or ready for
Speaker 2: whatever is that already feels like a bad words wild
Speaker 2: I don't love. I didn't have to tune it tag
Speaker 2: in on this. I could have just let the conversation
Speaker 2: the research started, all right. I did do some research
Speaker 2: on this, Okay, Okay, No, what I'm saying is sometimes
Speaker 2: vaginas are not as warmed up as they need to be,
Speaker 2: and us it takes longer to enter that is that
Speaker 2: the conversation are y'all part of the warming up of
Speaker 2: the vagina for sure?
Speaker 1: Oh I eat everything on my plate.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what'd be like to hear never never,
Speaker 2: never not attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed
Speaker 2: a few times. How long do you warm it up
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 1: Outside of time?
Speaker 2: Outside of time?
Speaker 1: I will. I grew up. I grew up with a
Speaker 1: weird body. You gotta make up for it. I don't
Speaker 1: give a ship, bro, you can go for a long,
Speaker 1: long whatever.
Speaker 2: I never checked my watch. Now there, what do you
Speaker 2: is that? Okay? I want to ask because I feel
Speaker 2: like so often that is not how straight men respond
Speaker 2: to this question. So like, was that something you learned
Speaker 2: from from your community, from other Like how did y'all
Speaker 2: get so in tune and sensitive to? Like? No, Oh,
Speaker 2: I gotta eat this for a while and take care
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just a person who's eager to please
Speaker 1: in general. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a
Speaker 1: personality trait looking for validation.
Speaker 2: Probably I was about to say, I I similarly seek
Speaker 2: affirmation in a way that is probably poisonous to but
Speaker 2: also great for eating pussy.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's yeah, because I do
Speaker 1: know that's not the thing. I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people who don't even do it, which seems like don't
Speaker 1: you do you even like pussy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, anytime, anytime I've talked to a man who has
Speaker 2: said some ship like that, be like, weird ass, nigga,
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? Come on dog, that's it's dope
Speaker 2: down there, you pussy. Oh, that's a that's a learn
Speaker 2: learn on the fly for your boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first time was probably bad.
Speaker 2: The first time is bad.
Speaker 1: Well, now you get older and then you've yeah, you've
Speaker 1: met a lot of women who have you know, slow
Speaker 1: down or don't like this or whatever, so like it's
Speaker 1: definitely time on task and like listening to partners. But
Speaker 1: at the beginning, I was just go. I just was like, right,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen the Tasmanian Devil? I was like,
Speaker 1: if I could take an aspect of that incorporated into
Speaker 1: my game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a weird thing. And I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: this is true for for the gay community, but certainly
Speaker 2: in the straight community it's a weird thing where we
Speaker 2: are not often afforded the option to not know what
Speaker 2: we're doing, and so you you kind of gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta show up like your fucking Tom Cruise and top gun,
Speaker 2: even if you're you're one of them other ones in
Speaker 2: top Gun that died. You know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: you gotta really be be ready to do whatever and
Speaker 2: not not doubt yourself, right.
Speaker 1: Right, right right? Well wait, who taught you how to
Speaker 1: do you suck dick? That's the first question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you to suck dick? Specifically? Yes, a friend
Speaker 2: of mine named Michael. Damn, damn, that's nice Michael's It
Speaker 2: was a white boy, Michaels know how to suck dick.
Speaker 2: We met my Yes, if you want to get topped
Speaker 2: off or you need a cork, go see Michael. It
Speaker 2: was like freshman year of college. He taught me, which
Speaker 2: now people follow me called the bkg y the Brandon
Speaker 2: yawn because it's all about yawning so you can open
Speaker 2: up the back of your throat. If you're a singer,
Speaker 2: you know this like opening your your soft palad I think,
Speaker 2: so you can get more of the dick in.
Speaker 1: I think the community service this should maybe be the clip.
Speaker 2: Honestly, this was super informative and not in a way
Speaker 2: that I can offer anything, But boy, do I feel
Speaker 2: wiser than I I started today. Yeah, if you if
Speaker 2: people have problems like gagging on dicks. It's because you're
Speaker 2: you're blocking your throat, so you have to yawn. Open.
Speaker 1: Its almost like you're blocking your blessing.
Speaker 2: You're blocking say that to your name, but you're blocking
Speaker 2: your bless it. Open that throat. That's a different service
Speaker 2: than the one we started to pastor. Okay, we can't
Speaker 2: deley dally anymore. We've got to get into this research
Speaker 2: I did. I did do a fair amount of research
Speaker 2: on this subject, and there are surprisingly fewer studies about
Speaker 2: this conversation than one would expect. Part of the issue,
Speaker 2: I think is the reporting and or the collecting of data. Right,
Speaker 2: how many people essentially are willing to have their penises
Speaker 2: measured and then documented for science? And then the alternative
Speaker 2: is if they're not willing self reporting, which objectively seems
Speaker 2: like flawed science. Right. You always want to add nextra
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I can't. I couldn't possibly tell a
Speaker 2: a professional.
Speaker 1: Going here your eyes, this not happened.
Speaker 2: This person has a briefcase. Goddamn it. They're gonna hear
Speaker 2: a little extra.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a scientist, you went to college.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm funny, I'm lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No. In fact, a study from the the Kinsey Institute
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty nine found that all of the participants
Speaker 2: who initially claimed an erec cock length of ten inches
Speaker 2: on Lengthston they did not say cock. And that's listen,
Speaker 2: I am. I am one hundred percent telling you I
Speaker 2: don't use cock personally as a descriptor. Ever, it's not
Speaker 2: my thing. But this is the way that they waited
Speaker 2: community thing, like I think so right.
Speaker 1: I always I always thought it was smut. Like it's
Speaker 1: like people who were really into smut in general.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like it's like filthy people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you hear somebody say like twat and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you and British, why are you talking
Speaker 2: like that? Yeah? Good friend, Yeah gotcha. But they said
Speaker 2: those who claimed in a wreck penis length of ten
Speaker 2: inches or more turned out to have a considerably smaller length.
Speaker 2: What is considerably smaller? One participant, thank you for asking that.
Speaker 2: One participant even claimed to have an eleven inch dick,
Speaker 2: but it turned out to actually be six and a
Speaker 2: half inches. Found out you can't do six and a
Speaker 2: half to eleven. Okay, you could do eleven twelve, but
Speaker 2: that's double. Listen. Look, I've told people I can dunk before,
Speaker 2: and I know I can't. I've been there, big dog.
Speaker 2: I see your vision in my mind. I'm it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: You really doubled it.
Speaker 1: Nobody was gonna find out the dick study.
Speaker 2: He was like, Yeah, that's what's crazy. He really he
Speaker 2: really bugged the fuck out. But but the point is
Speaker 2: that in general, it seems like lying on your own
Speaker 2: dick is a tendency. Also not for nothing. And this
Speaker 2: was me putting my conspiratorial head on. I think part
Speaker 2: of the reason that there are fewer studies here is
Speaker 2: because white scientists might be avoiding the study that that
Speaker 2: largely largely would would prove their fears to be true.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like, it's one thing
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another
Speaker 2: person's penis. It's another thing to do actual science work
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another
Speaker 2: man's pain.
Speaker 1: Now I have a theory. Go with me here. I'm
Speaker 1: listening ultimately, because like you've done the research you said,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's across the board. I think white men
Speaker 1: actually have an easier time living under the fallacy that
Speaker 1: they have smaller dicks, because then if you just have normal.
Speaker 2: You're amazing, you're excited.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. It's easier for them. Once again,
Speaker 1: ship rolls downhill and we have to carry the burden
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: Big fucking boy know nothing about that. Come on, down's true.
Speaker 2: If a white guy pulls out a nine inch dick,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, if okay, well that's what
Speaker 2: I wanted to be.
Speaker 1: And they're both above average. They so they we have
Speaker 1: to be normal to be that, we have to be
Speaker 1: twice as good as they do.
Speaker 2: Damn Obama was right.
Speaker 1: Come on, Christ's dad said to him, we gotta be
Speaker 1: twice as work, twice as hard to get half the
Speaker 1: rewards twice. And all your dudes online posting these big
Speaker 1: ass two foot black dicks, you're not helping us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're hurting the community. Please just said it
Speaker 2: to the dmost everyone.
Speaker 1: Normal dicks rising. We need a normal dick and porn
Speaker 1: for black men. Move.
Speaker 2: Come on, a little fizz, if you're listening and using
Speaker 2: him while you got a normal dick, pull it out.
Speaker 2: Let everybody see it. Stand up. Come on, now that said,
Speaker 2: I did find a study that supports there being some legitimacy, Brandon,
Speaker 2: this is actually jetting a little bit against what you're saying.
Speaker 2: But there seems to be some reporting that at least
Speaker 2: supports the legitimacy of the claim that there is there
Speaker 2: are racial designations in terms of size. A twenty thirteen
Speaker 2: paper published in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences,
Speaker 2: you know that one that we all read. Researchers reviewed
Speaker 2: penis size reported from one hundred and thirteen countries, and
Speaker 2: what they found was that men of African descent tended
Speaker 2: to report the longest penises, on average, around six point
Speaker 2: three three inches.
Speaker 1: I've heard, and this might be somebody would dreads told
Speaker 1: me this, So I'm not.
Speaker 2: He said, grammarrizing and then and then what did he
Speaker 2: say after that?
Speaker 1: I have heard that it's not a race thing.
Speaker 3: It is a climate thing because places with warmer climates,
Speaker 3: the body, like the extremities are free to flow longer,
Speaker 3: but in colder climates.
Speaker 1: It ensureds you well to be constricted. Wow, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just what I've heard.
Speaker 2: Now, Now this would I think possibly disagree with that.
Speaker 2: Where you know, black black men were coming in at
Speaker 2: six point three three inches while people of East Asian
Speaker 2: descent were averaging around four point three one inches, and
Speaker 2: most Europeans tended to fall somewhere near five point seventy
Speaker 2: one inches in this study. Hmmm.
Speaker 1: And I've always wondered about the other side of the coin,
Speaker 1: which is obviously Asian men in Okay, here's the question, Brandon,
Speaker 1: because I haven't done the research on this. Have you
Speaker 1: seen a huge Asian one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hughey see there we go.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, that's why I'm like, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, like even there, there might be
Speaker 2: something to the studies of like like maturity of black
Speaker 2: people have bigger dicks, but it's not across the board,
Speaker 2: and I think that's what anyways, Like, I mean, I've
Speaker 2: seen some white guys with like massive dicks. You're just like,
Speaker 2: how the same with whenever you see a white person
Speaker 2: with like a fat ass, You're like, oh my god, like,
Speaker 2: how did that? It's you know, it's not it's not
Speaker 2: a one to one, it's not a complete rule. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like saying a nor wall, what's that with the
Speaker 2: horn on it? Yeah, it's that whale with the horn.
Speaker 2: It's like, as soon as I said it, I felt like,
Speaker 2: either this is gonna kill or these niggas don't know normal.
Speaker 1: But it's like real, it's not like a mythical No, it's.
Speaker 2: Not mythical at all. I thought we're talking about the
Speaker 2: one from ELF. No, that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: But that is a.
Speaker 2: Real and that's real. Yeah, oh I know that. See
Speaker 2: we all learned something today. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It's worth noting that the information that I told you
Speaker 2: is from a self report, right. That obviously makes the
Speaker 2: information a little rocky. But part of what they argue
Speaker 2: with this is that a different research study published in
Speaker 2: the and I can't believe this is a real place,
Speaker 2: the International Journal of Impotence Research, in which the measurements
Speaker 2: were performed by trained researchers. This wasn't a self report.
Speaker 2: These were researchers measuring penises. And this study, which was
Speaker 2: taken in Brazil, involved six hundred and twenty seven men
Speaker 2: ages eighteen to eighty six, and they found that black
Speaker 2: participants had an average penis size of about six and
Speaker 2: a half inches, while white participants had an average penis
Speaker 2: size at about six point two two inches. So just
Speaker 2: shy of the black penises. Interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to make of that because Brazilian
Speaker 1: it's all crazy down.
Speaker 2: There, and that's part of what they say with the
Speaker 2: shit is that like, while this does sort of affirm
Speaker 2: the original shit, it also is specifically in Brazil, they're
Speaker 2: also only factoring for white and black people, and they
Speaker 2: they aren't considering any of the other races. And if
Speaker 2: it's all in Brazil, maybe the brazil they just got
Speaker 2: big old dicks and they don't in other places.
Speaker 1: And they're super racially mixed, right, that's why they're so beautiful, right,
Speaker 1: because it's.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it's not as clearly I think defined in
Speaker 2: terms of black and white the way that our shit is. Right, Yeah, Brandy,
Speaker 2: you you had a I think an important question here.
Speaker 2: I was wondering, like, where where did the kind of
Speaker 2: obsession with or the importance and dick size come from.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe I think it's the white man. You
Speaker 1: don't see a lot of black cook holds, is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yet yet, fair, fair, that's true, that's true
Speaker 1: equality When we start being into holding. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: then there's like a video for white guys, it's like breeder.
Speaker 2: I do think, I do think to some extent, and
Speaker 2: this feels like the easy answer. But I think it's
Speaker 2: very true. It's patriarchal, right, that like, it's a form
Speaker 2: of us creating power and or reducing power from another
Speaker 2: individual as a way of essentially, you know, being able
Speaker 2: to own more property in people and stuff. It's not
Speaker 2: it's not without its own weaponized intension.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that that is the smart,
Speaker 1: real answer. I'm go.
Speaker 2: Color comments, Harry, Betty. One of the things that I
Speaker 2: actually stumbled upon in this that I did not expect
Speaker 2: to find was information about the differences between gay and
Speaker 2: straight dicks. That's a that ended up somehow becoming part
Speaker 2: of the research that I bumped into, and in fact,
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety nine, researchers in the US found that
Speaker 2: gay men are likely to have an average dick size
Speaker 2: of six point three two inches when IRAQ, compared to
Speaker 2: five point nine to nine inches in straight men. Likewise,
Speaker 2: gay men were found to have penises at the average
Speaker 2: zero point one five inches larger in circumference. WHOA damn Yeah,
Speaker 2: so y'all that mean good for you, Brandon. That's me baby, like,
Speaker 2: so this is great for me.
Speaker 1: I can't even understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the demographic of the gate, like do they
Speaker 2: like they oh my god, like, is are there is
Speaker 2: it a melting pot of different ethnic backgrounds of these
Speaker 2: gays or it's just like these are some some gays
Speaker 2: over here and some Hey, dog, the research happened in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine. You know, damn well, this wasn't a
Speaker 2: warm melting pot of anything.
Speaker 1: This is right.
Speaker 2: This is six white dudes that they pulled off the street.
Speaker 1: That's still that that that raises all kinds of questions,
Speaker 1: because then maybe you're your research is a little off
Speaker 1: because you've been out here in the valley of the
Speaker 1: huge dicks. These poor straight ladies. They're over man, fuck
Speaker 1: they're over here, fucking play with these little.
Speaker 2: Ones, right, they're over here, fucking five eight you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know, five eight claiming five to eleven, and just
Speaker 2: like nah nah nah nah.
Speaker 1: I also have wanted to say this as soon as
Speaker 1: I found out that we were doing this. I think
Speaker 1: there goes to a level of people not having good
Speaker 1: sense of spatial relation. I think that's what throws this
Speaker 1: all off. I think understanding the size of things and
Speaker 1: being able to eyeball the size of something without without
Speaker 1: a ruler is a skill that I don't think that
Speaker 1: most people have. Like I've done construction work before, so
Speaker 1: that's the only reason that I feel like I can
Speaker 1: even eyeball something. But I just I've met too many
Speaker 1: people I've met this, I guess more women than men,
Speaker 1: where they're like, he has a six foot penis, and
Speaker 1: you're like, how's all of mine? She's like seven four,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, so you don't even know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Like I feel like that that has
Speaker 1: because we all converted into inches, But what is six
Speaker 1: inches off the top of your head, do you know? Like?
Speaker 1: And I don't think that is that common of a skill,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, So we all have this, Like so many
Speaker 1: people have this thing, specifically with dix. I've heard so
Speaker 1: many people swear to God, how big this dick is
Speaker 1: or this stick, but it's like, you don't know how
Speaker 1: long the foot is? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, my so my daughter, we had to buy
Speaker 2: her new shoes just because kids grow, you get the concept.
Speaker 2: But she, uh, she you know, you see the shoes
Speaker 2: and you're like, that's a big fucking shoe. My daughter's
Speaker 2: foot is is what like two inches? And then you
Speaker 2: measure and it's like, no, her foot is like four
Speaker 2: and a half inches, and she's you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm not close at all to the correct size of
Speaker 2: what this body is doing. And I'm probably not more
Speaker 2: generous with my own body or more accurate with my
Speaker 2: own body. Wait, this is now giving me an identity
Speaker 2: crisis because I said, I said, I'm a twelve inch stick.
Speaker 2: But I know it's twelve inches because they told me.
Speaker 2: But can I rely on them If I don't tell,
Speaker 2: I can't have all it? And we always know they
Speaker 2: had an inch. Maybe it was only eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean you should still take it.
Speaker 2: Gonna take it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the biggest dick you ever seen? For sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah it can be twelve. But but just know that
Speaker 2: that person made you a liar and uh and you
Speaker 2: got to look at that on the inside. I live
Speaker 2: with that guilt on the inside. But I'm gonna tell everybody, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You are you are you vacation?
Speaker 2: Yeah you're Va.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're a Sandals Jamaica.
Speaker 2: So so, the last thing that I think is worth
Speaker 2: mentioning in relation to the gay big penis of it all.
Speaker 2: It does introduce, at least to me, the the the
Speaker 2: possibility that that's another piece of information y'all should be
Speaker 2: bringing as evidence that you were born this way like
Speaker 2: this is. You need to be laying that on the table,
Speaker 2: like look it is. Come on, if you don't think
Speaker 2: I was born this way, show me a dick, let
Speaker 2: me see. Damn.
Speaker 1: That would really that would really push the conversation forward.
Speaker 2: I think so if we had if it was had
Speaker 2: along those because a bunch of cowardly straight men are
Speaker 2: not going to pull their dicks out. We're we're real
Speaker 2: scared of taking our ship out. But y'all, I'm seeing
Speaker 2: what gay clubs look like. Y'all don't give a ticker
Speaker 2: out in the clubs. Yeah, and on the street you
Speaker 2: go to Full Francisco.
Speaker 1: I had been accidently walked through the fulsome street.
Speaker 2: Fin you accidentally walked through the Full.
Speaker 1: I was going to the brainwash. It's on seventh and Full.
Speaker 1: So this doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: This matter.
Speaker 1: I was going to the brainwash on seventh and Full.
Speaker 1: Some to tell jokes, it was a weekly open mic
Speaker 1: shout out to Tony Sparks. I didn't know the culture
Speaker 1: of San Francisco yet it was along the same time,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, the street fair, let me walk in,
Speaker 1: show my ID and see what's going on. And then
Speaker 1: it was like.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, that's yeah, that's a hard prize.
Speaker 1: I mean San Franciscans get they get naked all the time,
Speaker 1: though Beta Breakers pride always taking it out. Like if
Speaker 1: you could take it out over there. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: I can just fly up there and.
Speaker 2: Take it out, but yeah.
Speaker 1: If there's like revelry going on, you could probably get
Speaker 1: away with take.
Speaker 2: It and yeah, become one with the culture and then
Speaker 2: take it out, don't just I was actually in San
Speaker 2: Francisco three weeks ago and I was at in a
Speaker 2: bar and we were like, it had like a patio,
Speaker 2: We're sitting on the patio, and then suddenly I saw it,
Speaker 2: like a full on naked man walking across the street.
Speaker 2: I took a video because I'm so shocked. And then
Speaker 2: he crossed the street and then two more naked men
Speaker 2: And this isn't like one in the afternoon. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I don't know where they were going, but they were
Speaker 2: fully nude and no one was stopping them, so it
Speaker 2: was like castro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not that it. So this is how
Speaker 1: I've understood it. Because I remember this was a big deal.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's not illegal. It's like even like
Speaker 1: in the wire how they had the open air drug market.
Speaker 1: It's like that for Dixon a Castro, like you can
Speaker 1: nobody's going to prosecute you for like within that neighborhood,
Speaker 1: you're allowed to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a rule in New York City that you
Speaker 2: can't take it for women, you can't take your top
Speaker 2: off in public, but if you leave your house with
Speaker 2: your shirt off, you could just be titties out all
Speaker 2: day anywhere you want to be interesting. Yeah, so it
Speaker 2: feels like one of those loophole type shits. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: Dick's been out this whole time.
Speaker 1: So I left the house like this.
Speaker 2: Good luck coppers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a menister society if I get on the
Speaker 1: street and take it out, but.
Speaker 2: If I come out with it, you know what I
Speaker 2: was on today. I just couldn't walk out nigga like that,
Speaker 2: because I feel like there would be a moment where
Speaker 2: I'm like I wish I had clothes on, you know,
Speaker 2: like there would just be a moment in their day
Speaker 2: where you're like, ah, I just I feel seen, And yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to sit down naked outside at all.
Speaker 2: I think it's probably fun as fuck when you're like
Speaker 2: walking through a park, when you're like hanging out somewhere
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck. But when you got to like go
Speaker 2: to Walgreens and decide between like which which contact solution
Speaker 2: to buy and you're just asked naggy, you probably feel
Speaker 2: like an idiot, that's it exactly, or like.
Speaker 1: You're in there going to get some chips for your
Speaker 1: super Bowl party. Dick all on the Doris, do.
Speaker 2: I want scoops or traditional? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is just resting on that shitty s Also, refrigerate that
Speaker 1: saucy you animals.
Speaker 2: That's the real takeaway, neighbor. Refrigerate yourself now, that is
Speaker 2: the same faster. That's the original. That's the original faster.
Speaker 2: From the beginning, he's like, he's like, you give some
Speaker 2: dick back. Also refrigerate yourself. Well, I think we did it, y'all.
Speaker 2: I think I think we nailed this.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: This feels like we we fucking covered the ship out
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