WEBVTT - 12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) (RE-RELEASE)

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if I had, if I was walking

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<v Speaker 1>around naked, I would have to have some weird kind

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<v Speaker 1>of exceps, like not a belly chain per se. But

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would have to have I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I could. I don't think I could just be naked.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have to have like a like a new hat

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<v Speaker 1>or a can.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the idea of you being fully naked except

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<v Speaker 2>for a thick Gucci bell you wear. You just wear

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<v Speaker 2>a gorgeous Gucci bell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just saying I don't think it would be

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<v Speaker 1>like I need some garnish on the plate, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not just gonna have to steak.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be chips in your.

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<v Speaker 1>Bears are racist.

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<v Speaker 2>Money, she's military stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Bang bang bang skeek skeek skeet. There it is. There

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<v Speaker 2>it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal

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<v Speaker 2>episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast where we dived deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Theoris, and we finally worked to prove that Tay Diggs

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<v Speaker 2>may be, in fact, the only man in history to

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<v Speaker 2>work his way back from the title of Oreo. They

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<v Speaker 2>were shaman ting, they were Shaman too told him, they

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<v Speaker 2>told him all he did was service the white devil.

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<v Speaker 2>But look at him now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shit because T Diggs used to follow me on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>We're very close.

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<v Speaker 2>Ted Diggs. They called him all the mean words you

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<v Speaker 2>can call a black man, and now look at him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the funniest man on the internet. And he got

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<v Speaker 2>a bad bitch on his arm. And sure as you

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<v Speaker 2>fuck little Fizz, But that's none of our business.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>That ain't got nothing doing nothing. Come on, I'm and yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and little Fizz is a cutie pie.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like you like, he's like that cute. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's never gonna look like a man. And I'm David forty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>little Fizz is always gonna look like the coolest dude

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<v Speaker 1>in the eleventh grade.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah he's got you,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, Yeah, he's got big. When I graduate, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do this and yeah, yeah, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Heard, he might go D two, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He's probably going to a Juco and it's gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>sort of stuck in that transition.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then he just ends up working for Costco Corporate.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got just a fine life for Little Fizz, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's not what he dreamt of.

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<v Speaker 1>No, did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's how that's where it took.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we can't we can't talk Little Fizz forever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how againspiracy about Tay Diggs ended up

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<v Speaker 2>being a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery of

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast. I'd say our guests today, I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 2>that they're here. Been a part of so much cool shit,

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<v Speaker 2>specifically Big Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for all the

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<v Speaker 2>great work over there, human resources also responsible. Brilliant writer, thinker, talker,

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<v Speaker 2>motherfucker give it up for our guests, Brandan, Kyle good Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't nobody got time Ford. Yeah, I'm just cutting good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that intro that top of that. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>hell yeah. How you doing, I'm good? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>We're chilling? Yeah. Any thoughts on Little Fizz and what

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<v Speaker 2>he brings to the table or Ty Diggs either either

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<v Speaker 2>one really all be two? K that's the gay one. No,

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<v Speaker 2>Little Fizz is the maybe two straight one. He's he's

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<v Speaker 2>the rapper, the lights and rapper in the group.

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<v Speaker 1>Omar lady who is.

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<v Speaker 2>Now diggs lover? God see I was. I haven't kept

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<v Speaker 2>up with my t digs since. And that's that's your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not that we didn't do that to you. You

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<v Speaker 2>had the chance, you know. I love but I love

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<v Speaker 2>a good te Diggs. I saw him on Headwick in

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<v Speaker 2>the Angry ch That was the last time I saw,

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<v Speaker 2>which was he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredibly accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that to come on

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can go to Broadway.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and best Man is getting a TV series. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big fan. I'm saying the world had turned

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<v Speaker 2>on him. Uh not, Ain't nothing wrong with that? Well, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we we can't bullshit any longer. We we have a

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful conspiracy theory that you came to us today with.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will say this has been a conspiracy theory

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of has just been sitting there for a

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<v Speaker 2>while and nobody's touched it. Literally, no one has brought

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<v Speaker 2>it up now. It's not even one that we've I

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<v Speaker 2>think broached in any kind of way. And it's a

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<v Speaker 2>very simple one. You said, my mama told me black

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<v Speaker 2>men have big dicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to fold the pood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I love being here. This is great, great, chaotic,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you want to call it, love it, We'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me more, tell us more about this this black

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<v Speaker 2>man and their big their big penises. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like everyone knows that as a as a theory,

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<v Speaker 2>the ideas that black men have like nine inch dicks

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<v Speaker 2>or above. And then it's on the small side, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you put number, so if you are under nine inches,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know you're not black if you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a nine inch dick. Because it's really what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to say. I want to I want to start some

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<v Speaker 2>controversy here, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like, is it possible to be double black? Then

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<v Speaker 1>asking for.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship David, Well, it looks like I'm still half black,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, we got a double black and I have black.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Yeah, I mean you know that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and then, as you know, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you hear that theory really young, like when people start

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<v Speaker 2>talking about dicks at like fourteen fifteen, you start hearing that,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you start measuring your dick to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>that you're actually full black.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then you're like, do I go balls? Do

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<v Speaker 1>I do? Do I pin the balls back and.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, yes, yeah, sure. There's a lot of strategies to

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<v Speaker 2>make up all.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you were like me, you're a chubby kid,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a little bit you can push back. I

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<v Speaker 1>call it the reserve. Like, well, what do y'all think?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you measure from? Do you measure from the balls?

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<v Speaker 2>You measure from? Like? Where where would you measure your

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<v Speaker 2>penis from?

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<v Speaker 1>I measured penetrable inches.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA, that's respectable. I like that answer. That's that's a

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<v Speaker 2>great answer. I will say that. And I don't mean

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<v Speaker 2>to jump jump the gun here, but in my research,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually read about the the technical way in which

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<v Speaker 2>researchers measure, and it's from the top where the pelvic

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<v Speaker 2>bones sort of starts above the penis that you're allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to measure. You're not allowed to Yeah, you're not allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to measure from the side nor underneath, because you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to gain to your point some some impenetrable inches and

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<v Speaker 2>or at least like a boost from the side and underneath.

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<v Speaker 2>Well see, now I'm hav an identity crisis's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to go mesure because you've been you've been cooking your

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<v Speaker 2>books for a while somebody's been juicing, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? Damn y'all, y'all blowing up my whole my

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<v Speaker 2>whole sense of self. Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this whole topic has needed to be broached

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No,

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<v Speaker 2>like it feels like to live under.

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<v Speaker 1>This, as you know, Langston's to be very dark skinned

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<v Speaker 1>and live under this. It's like you gotta have waves,

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<v Speaker 1>and you gotta have a big old dick, damn, And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you do. And you look great and gold

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<v Speaker 1>and green and yellow and yellow and yellow, and you

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<v Speaker 1>look at my old yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know that. I I've what you're describing

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<v Speaker 2>does not feel like the anxiety that I necessarily had

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<v Speaker 2>to grow up under. And I acknowledge that you never

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<v Speaker 2>felt like you would never felt big dick anxiety. Oh No,

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<v Speaker 2>I had massive, big dick anxiety. I'm saying that none

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<v Speaker 2>of it felt like I was. It didn't feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I would be like laughed out of the building if

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have the biggest dick. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying? And what you're describing feels like it's not

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<v Speaker 2>just have a healthy sized penis. It's have a penis

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<v Speaker 2>worth talking about. And or you are less black than

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<v Speaker 2>you appear, yes, for sure, which is porn culture too, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean like a lot of us as young adults

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<v Speaker 2>would also as grown adults, yet our idea of what sexism,

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<v Speaker 2>what body should look like from porn culture. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's what women are currently in this state

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<v Speaker 2>unpacking right, like that the male gaze has had an

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<v Speaker 2>idea of what women look like and look like during sex.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all from porn. And so the same thing is

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<v Speaker 2>true for ethnic groups. It's like the idea of what

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<v Speaker 2>an Asian man or an Asian woman looks like, what

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<v Speaker 2>a Black man looks like, it's all from porn. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all like fetish and and not real. I mean, those

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<v Speaker 2>dicks are real, but like the pressure that the entire

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<v Speaker 2>community has.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them, some of them, I don't know they

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<v Speaker 1>have been injected. Yes, yeah, Sometimes you're like, whoa, hey, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>it's new.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't I will say, I will say, there's every

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe y'all have experienced this. Every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 2>you bump into a porn where it's just a man

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<v Speaker 2>with a regular sized faenus, and a part of me

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<v Speaker 2>is like, hell, yeah, let's go, let's go Bookmark.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at him doing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like, yes, yes, it looks normal to me.

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<v Speaker 1>No that I think that this one though, this we

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<v Speaker 1>do all. I don't think there's any black men who

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<v Speaker 1>have never come into situations where that was what was expected. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we all live under this umbrella.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, No, I think I think this is it's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a very universal pressure I think placed on

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<v Speaker 2>black men, especially about their penis size, in a way

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<v Speaker 2>that maybe you all have experienced this. White guys can

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<v Speaker 2>openly joke about their penis being inadequate or or not big,

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<v Speaker 2>and it sort of becomes like an easy punchline that

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<v Speaker 2>they don't ever have to run from.

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<v Speaker 1>They're always saying, yeah, that's the thing. I can't dance

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<v Speaker 1>like a little dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like that. Well, I have a question. I grew

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<v Speaker 2>up going to a lot of pwi's predominantly white institutions,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I felt that pressure, especially about dick size.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're either of you around mostly like grew up

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<v Speaker 2>in mostly black high schools or black schools with the

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<v Speaker 2>pressure the same.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I moved to the country when I was fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>years old, not the country of America. No, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>moved to a rural area. Yeah yeah, no, like the

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<v Speaker 1>rural area. Yeah, when I was kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just off the porch, if you will. Yeah, that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. That is every and especially when you're a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>because you have no like yeah, the point is, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all those little those little trollops wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>M damn my high school. No, that was the correct

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<v Speaker 2>way to behave inside of this podcast, we don't apologize

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<v Speaker 2>to anybody for anything we do. I grew up in

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<v Speaker 2>a neighborhood that was weirdly like mixed, like not not.

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<v Speaker 2>It was probably predominantly white, but not in a way

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<v Speaker 2>that was like, oh ship, we're like one of few.

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<v Speaker 2>So we had like a nice mixture. And that meant

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't necessarily know that I felt any special

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<v Speaker 2>pressure from a white community versus a black community. It

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<v Speaker 2>kind of felt like just whoever you were trying to

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<v Speaker 2>fuck meant you didn't want that anxiety spreading, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, Like we all knew the same shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wonder if like he went to like a

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<v Speaker 2>southern black church, if like you felt the same pressure

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<v Speaker 2>that your Dick had to be big or in the

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<v Speaker 2>Black Church were like there was a grounding reality of like, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, Dick's coming off side. Yeah, the preachers like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>ain't that.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as your money's greened, you're good over here.

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<v Speaker 2>As long as you tied that ten percent, We don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Care, right, Hey, one small ones wants to climb on rocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, God took ten percent off me from the top.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we'll get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Back and you will get it back.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll get it And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses

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<v Speaker 2>are talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That it's really a tax, faith tax. They take a

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<v Speaker 1>faith bax right off the tip, Brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you believe or not? God's gonna give you that

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<v Speaker 2>dick back. God's gonna give me that dick bak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you heard the good news.

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<v Speaker 2>God is gonna give you the rest of you. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>give you that dick back. Okay. We we have gone

0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.640
<v Speaker 2>a while now and we haven't made much progress in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, tell me

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<v Speaker 2>do you personally believe in this conspiracy? How much or

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<v Speaker 2>how much are you bought it? Well, so, the thing

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<v Speaker 2>that I like I'm I'm I'm a homosexual. So I

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<v Speaker 2>gratulated research and done some data and yeah, some dick research,

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<v Speaker 2>some honatomy as we call it. So what I fully

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<v Speaker 2>know is, uh that that is not true, that that

0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.320
<v Speaker 2>black dicks come many sizes and there are some that

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<v Speaker 2>are you know, really really quite large and some.

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<v Speaker 1>That are.

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<v Speaker 2>Some that are very tiny. And to me, the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>thing that I have learned is it's how you use it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like which you hear motion in the ocean,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're like, nah, I still want to tenish this.

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<v Speaker 2>But as an adult at thirty five, I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it really is more about how you use it. Because

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<v Speaker 2>there are people who have twelve inn sticks and are

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<v Speaker 2>it's a weapon, And.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what else would you do? You have to rob

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<v Speaker 1>the pharmacy with that?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up

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<v Speaker 2>your medication and buy candy corn? No, you're gonna hurt people.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go so far as to say a twelve

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<v Speaker 1>inch stick is a burden. Yeah, it's someone with an

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<v Speaker 1>eleven and a half inch stick.

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<v Speaker 2>I can that's the way you want to stop?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what did they say any more than two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and forty thousand dollars a year and it doesn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>any different. That's the same with penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, I can see that, that's all you have

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<v Speaker 2>to go to porn, right because like regular freak, I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't trying to deal with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Every freak you are. You are a fucking weirdo. You

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<v Speaker 1>get out a year.

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<v Speaker 2>With big dicks, that's good energy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. You don't have a twelve inch penis.

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<v Speaker 1>It might have been too big before, so extrapolate that

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<v Speaker 1>by however, many twelve is.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, that's crazy. Twelve twelve is a burden. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>say much. I don't think that that's even at least

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<v Speaker 2>in talking to too many of my female friends. It

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<v Speaker 2>never seems to be the desire, like it's a desire

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<v Speaker 2>to see it. I think we all want to see

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<v Speaker 2>the motherfucker, but nobody wants that inside of them. I

0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:16.439
<v Speaker 2>have had it, like we can do this. This is

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<v Speaker 2>really interesting. I've had a twelve inch dick inside me

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<v Speaker 2>once and WHOA, Yeah, I'm a brag about that because that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that took a lot of breathing, a lot

0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.520
<v Speaker 2>of douche and a lot of praying and it was great.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's one of those things where you're like, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a that's a vacation dick. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not like that. I want to be with every

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to marry that dick.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't want to ride a roller coaster

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<v Speaker 1>after work on two No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's like, which is why I

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<v Speaker 2>said twelve inch chick is a porn dick. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>that's something you're like, Oh, I'm an I'm gonna look

0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.080
<v Speaker 2>at that. I'm gonna see it one time, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not I'm not trying to. Yeah, you know how you

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<v Speaker 2>know how Kumel got buff and like uh and like

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<v Speaker 2>then we found out how he did it and it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he hasn't had an almond for like two years, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like that's that's what that seems like, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, where it's like you gotta really be

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<v Speaker 2>down to put in the work every single day to

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<v Speaker 2>experience that that level of bufness and big dick.

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<v Speaker 1>You would have to be an event, like you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>just like lazy. Right before we go to bed set.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no no, or like wake up sex it

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<v Speaker 2>because you really get into the intestines at that point, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my scary, that's so scary. That's when you're really

0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:36.400
<v Speaker 1>beating guts because that you were beating that never felt

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<v Speaker 1>applicable to what I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. You are beating the fun out somebody's guts.

0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:45.879
<v Speaker 2>So you know you can't you can't surprise somebody with that.

0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:48.639
<v Speaker 2>You really have to plan that out, are you? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you at all afraid that at some point down the line,

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<v Speaker 2>your doctor's gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got some bad news. Your guts are beat to

0:18:56.840 --> 0:19:02.680
<v Speaker 2>death from from that that twelve in dick you took honor.

0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I hope I get that all I want to bade

0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.639
<v Speaker 2>for that if if that happens, like I feel like wow, thanks.

0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:11.160
<v Speaker 2>There's there's no technical term for this, but but there's

0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:15.399
<v Speaker 2>bruises all over your guts from the beating. If it's

0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.600
<v Speaker 2>a gay doctor, they be like, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>If my ship was a foot long, every time I

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<v Speaker 1>completed with someone, I would put a notch in it

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<v Speaker 1>like a bed bone.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I think we did enough to turn a break.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more BRANDYW.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Man more.

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<v Speaker 1>My mama told me, welcome back to my mama told

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<v Speaker 1>me the podcast where we are today actually talk about dicks.

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<v Speaker 2>The way that y'all are not acknowledging that drop. Damn it.

0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:11.160
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. You're just going into your script like that.

0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:16.400
<v Speaker 1>You know it was uh, you know, it's just it's

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<v Speaker 1>just one of them drops. Me bicked.

0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that was unhinged. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>But we are back, and yeah, we are talking about

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<v Speaker 1>two black men have big old hanging.

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<v Speaker 2>Hogs, big old hanging hogs. Now, now, Brandon, you you've

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<v Speaker 2>experienced a big old black dick. You've had the twelve venture,

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<v Speaker 2>do you? And then this is a question, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a preferred size? Where you're like, that is

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<v Speaker 2>exactly correct. Yes, I'm glad you're asking this. I'm like,

0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:52.199
<v Speaker 2>it's funny because my public is on here, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if they're like listening to me talk about

0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:56.840
<v Speaker 2>the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what how

0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:57.560
<v Speaker 2>are we going to spend this?

0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I think you spinning a chest.

0:21:00.840 --> 0:21:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah right, and spin like brand. This is the book,

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<v Speaker 2>this is it. We've got the follow up one hundred

0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:15.160
<v Speaker 2>and seventy expags about me writing twelve in nine inches

0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:18.560
<v Speaker 2>to me is like perfect eighteen it's like a perfect it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Still pretty big for regular dicks.

0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's just still a pretty you know. I would

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<v Speaker 2>say that I like a big dick, So eight to

0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:30.240
<v Speaker 2>nine is like the right, like if it's like, oh

0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:33.040
<v Speaker 2>it's big, and also like, uh, it's not too much

0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:36.560
<v Speaker 2>work for me personally, not to brag, but that's that's

0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:39.880
<v Speaker 2>my that's my jam. Like eight to nine. I love

0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:43.080
<v Speaker 2>that for you. That's good for you, that that's that

0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:45.560
<v Speaker 2>you even have that choice, Yeah, like.

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<v Speaker 1>You, because we have no choice. I can't be like, oh,

0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:55.919
<v Speaker 1>seven to fifteen centimeters, there's no we don't get to

0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:59.040
<v Speaker 1>talk about that. You don't get to you just get

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<v Speaker 1>to say, oh, you can say is like it was

0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:03.000
<v Speaker 1>great or I didn't like it that much.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to point out I want to point out that,

0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:12.359
<v Speaker 2>uh that ten centimeters is full dilation for a woman

0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:17.320
<v Speaker 2>in labor, So seven to fifteen, seven to fifteen for

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<v Speaker 2>a woman just walking around is maybe the loosest pussy

0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:22.480
<v Speaker 2>in all of history.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so now you're shaming people. Okay, I don't know.

0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:29.560
<v Speaker 1>It was that kind of fucking podcast.

0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>You're out there and you're goose. I'm on your side.

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<v Speaker 2>I think tight. It's all good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's like pizza, man, it's all pretty good.

0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I feel like, I mean, like, have y'all had

0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:48.520
<v Speaker 2>ansex like penetrated name in my butt?

0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:49.080
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:52.399
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no I know not no. Yeah, but

0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:54.040
<v Speaker 2>like have you fucked somebody's ass?

0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's too much of it to do for me.

0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's

0:22:58.359 --> 0:22:59.840
<v Speaker 2>not it's not my jam.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a lot of it's just like a lot

0:23:02.160 --> 0:23:04.720
<v Speaker 1>of like I'm not that patient.

0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:07.520
<v Speaker 2>to be patient.

0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe had it has it?

0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Maybe if it was somebody who did it more often,

0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:16.360
<v Speaker 1>it would be like more of a get to it.

0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:18.480
<v Speaker 1>But every time I've done it's really a production.

0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:23.320
<v Speaker 2>How long does it take? Usually? I'm so fascinated about this, like.

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 1>An extra couple of minutes of just like really though,

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:34.680
<v Speaker 1>like heading and then a little bit and then a

0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:38.000
<v Speaker 1>little bit more and started, you know what, so it's

0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:43.240
<v Speaker 1>like this, it's it's like a little bit and then

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:46.000
<v Speaker 1>used to that, and then used to that, this is

0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:47.280
<v Speaker 1>great for an audio medium.

0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think we can explain it, David was.

0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:55.280
<v Speaker 1>My mom does listen to this.

0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I think this won't be the thing that jumps her

0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 2>off board with This conversation.

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Is very open.

0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 2>So I've never I've never vagina, so when I fucking

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 2>asked whole that is generally how it works. Always yeah, yeah, you're.

0:24:18.040 --> 0:24:20.639
<v Speaker 1>Doing me wrong like that for a vagina though too.

0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, yes, vaginas aren't always as blossomed as as

0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:27.919
<v Speaker 2>you would love them to be and or ready for

0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:32.119
<v Speaker 2>whatever is that already feels like a bad words wild

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't love. I didn't have to tune it tag

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:38.960
<v Speaker 2>in on this. I could have just let the conversation

0:24:42.920 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 2>the research started, all right. I did do some research

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 2>on this, Okay, Okay, No, what I'm saying is sometimes

0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 2>vaginas are not as warmed up as they need to be,

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:03.679
<v Speaker 2>and us it takes longer to enter that is that

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:07.639
<v Speaker 2>the conversation are y'all part of the warming up of

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:09.200
<v Speaker 2>the vagina for sure?

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh I eat everything on my plate.

0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's what'd be like to hear never never,

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 2>never not attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:19.720
<v Speaker 2>a few times. How long do you warm it up

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:20.000
<v Speaker 2>for you?

0:25:21.200 --> 0:25:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Outside of time?

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Outside of time?

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:26.399
<v Speaker 1>I will. I grew up. I grew up with a

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:30.360
<v Speaker 1>weird body. You gotta make up for it. I don't

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 1>give a ship, bro, you can go for a long,

0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:34.959
<v Speaker 1>long whatever.

0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I never checked my watch. Now there, what do you

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 2>is that? Okay? I want to ask because I feel

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:44.760
<v Speaker 2>like so often that is not how straight men respond

0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:46.879
<v Speaker 2>to this question. So like, was that something you learned

0:25:46.920 --> 0:25:50.520
<v Speaker 2>from from your community, from other Like how did y'all

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:53.119
<v Speaker 2>get so in tune and sensitive to? Like? No, Oh,

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:54.720
<v Speaker 2>I gotta eat this for a while and take care

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm just a person who's eager to please

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 1>in general. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:03.520
<v Speaker 1>personality trait looking for validation.

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 2>Probably I was about to say, I I similarly seek

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.840
<v Speaker 2>affirmation in a way that is probably poisonous to but

0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:13.000
<v Speaker 2>also great for eating pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? It's yeah, because I do

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<v Speaker 1>know that's not the thing. I know a lot of

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 1>people who don't even do it, which seems like don't

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 1>you do you even like pussy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, anytime, anytime I've talked to a man who has

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:37.399
<v Speaker 2>said some ship like that, be like, weird ass, nigga,

0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 2>what's wrong with you? Come on dog, that's it's dope

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:46.200
<v Speaker 2>down there, you pussy. Oh, that's a that's a learn

0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:48.480
<v Speaker 2>learn on the fly for your boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the first time was probably bad.

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:52.680
<v Speaker 2>The first time is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now you get older and then you've yeah, you've

0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:57.200
<v Speaker 1>met a lot of women who have you know, slow

0:26:57.280 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 1>down or don't like this or whatever, so like it's

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:04.639
<v Speaker 1>definitely time on task and like listening to partners. But

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>at the beginning, I was just go. I just was like, right,

0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:11.879
<v Speaker 1>have you ever seen the Tasmanian Devil? I was like,

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:14.160
<v Speaker 1>if I could take an aspect of that incorporated into

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:14.640
<v Speaker 1>my game.

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a weird thing. And I'm not sure if

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:23.200
<v Speaker 2>this is true for for the gay community, but certainly

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 2>in the straight community it's a weird thing where we

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:29.320
<v Speaker 2>are not often afforded the option to not know what

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:33.760
<v Speaker 2>we're doing, and so you you kind of gotta you

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:37.400
<v Speaker 2>gotta show up like your fucking Tom Cruise and top gun,

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 2>even if you're you're one of them other ones in

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:42.639
<v Speaker 2>top Gun that died. You know what I mean, Like

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 2>you gotta really be be ready to do whatever and

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:48.960
<v Speaker 2>not not doubt yourself, right.

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Right, right right? Well wait, who taught you how to

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>do you suck dick? That's the first question?

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, you to suck dick? Specifically? Yes, a friend

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:03.399
<v Speaker 2>of mine named Michael. Damn, damn, that's nice Michael's It

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:05.120
<v Speaker 2>was a white boy, Michaels know how to suck dick.

0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 2>We met my Yes, if you want to get topped

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 2>off or you need a cork, go see Michael. It

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 2>was like freshman year of college. He taught me, which

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 2>now people follow me called the bkg y the Brandon

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 2>yawn because it's all about yawning so you can open

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 2>up the back of your throat. If you're a singer,

0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 2>you know this like opening your your soft palad I think,

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>so you can get more of the dick in.

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I think the community service this should maybe be the clip.

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, this was super informative and not in a way

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:42.120
<v Speaker 2>that I can offer anything, But boy, do I feel

0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 2>wiser than I I started today. Yeah, if you if

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:47.720
<v Speaker 2>people have problems like gagging on dicks. It's because you're

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 2>you're blocking your throat, so you have to yawn. Open.

0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:54.240
<v Speaker 1>Its almost like you're blocking your blessing.

0:28:54.640 --> 0:28:57.600
<v Speaker 2>You're blocking say that to your name, but you're blocking

0:28:57.640 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 2>your bless it. Open that throat. That's a different service

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:13.840
<v Speaker 2>than the one we started to pastor. Okay, we can't

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.600
<v Speaker 2>deley dally anymore. We've got to get into this research

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:19.760
<v Speaker 2>I did. I did do a fair amount of research

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 2>on this subject, and there are surprisingly fewer studies about

0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 2>this conversation than one would expect. Part of the issue,

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I think is the reporting and or the collecting of data. Right,

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 2>how many people essentially are willing to have their penises

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 2>measured and then documented for science? And then the alternative

0:29:39.520 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 2>is if they're not willing self reporting, which objectively seems

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 2>like flawed science. Right. You always want to add nextra

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, I can't. I couldn't possibly tell a

0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.000
<v Speaker 2>a professional.

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Going here your eyes, this not happened.

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 2>This person has a briefcase. Goddamn it. They're gonna hear

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 2>a little extra.

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're a scientist, you went to college.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm funny, I'm lying.

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No. In fact, a study from the the Kinsey Institute

0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:21.800
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen eighty nine found that all of the participants

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 2>who initially claimed an erec cock length of ten inches

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:28.719
<v Speaker 2>on Lengthston they did not say cock. And that's listen,

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I am. I am one hundred percent telling you I

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 2>don't use cock personally as a descriptor. Ever, it's not

0:30:36.160 --> 0:30:38.720
<v Speaker 2>my thing. But this is the way that they waited

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:41.120
<v Speaker 2>community thing, like I think so right.

0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:43.560
<v Speaker 1>I always I always thought it was smut. Like it's

0:30:43.640 --> 0:30:45.760
<v Speaker 1>like people who were really into smut in general.

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's like it's like filthy people.

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like when you hear somebody say like twat and you're.

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, yeah, you and British, why are you talking

0:30:55.880 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 2>like that? Yeah? Good friend, Yeah gotcha. But they said

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:04.280
<v Speaker 2>those who claimed in a wreck penis length of ten

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 2>inches or more turned out to have a considerably smaller length.

0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:12.479
<v Speaker 2>What is considerably smaller? One participant, thank you for asking that.

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 2>One participant even claimed to have an eleven inch dick,

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 2>but it turned out to actually be six and a

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 2>half inches. Found out you can't do six and a

0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:27.160
<v Speaker 2>half to eleven. Okay, you could do eleven twelve, but

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 2>that's double. Listen. Look, I've told people I can dunk before,

0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 2>and I know I can't. I've been there, big dog.

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I see your vision in my mind. I'm it's just crazy.

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 2>You really doubled it.

0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Nobody was gonna find out the dick study.

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 2>He was like, Yeah, that's what's crazy. He really he

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 2>really bugged the fuck out. But but the point is

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 2>that in general, it seems like lying on your own

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 2>dick is a tendency. Also not for nothing. And this

0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 2>was me putting my conspiratorial head on. I think part

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 2>of the reason that there are fewer studies here is

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:18.960
<v Speaker 2>because white scientists might be avoiding the study that that

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 2>largely largely would would prove their fears to be true.

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean? Like, it's one thing

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 2>to find out that your penis is smaller than another

0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 2>person's penis. It's another thing to do actual science work

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 2>to find out that your penis is smaller than another

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 2>man's pain.

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Now I have a theory. Go with me here. I'm

0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>listening ultimately, because like you've done the research you said,

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's across the board. I think white men

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 1>actually have an easier time living under the fallacy that

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 1>they have smaller dicks, because then if you just have normal.

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 2>You're amazing, you're excited.

0:32:55.920 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 1>You understand what I'm saying. It's easier for them. Once again,

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:04.000
<v Speaker 1>ship rolls downhill and we have to carry the burden

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 1>of this.

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Big fucking boy know nothing about that. Come on, down's true.

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 2>If a white guy pulls out a nine inch dick,

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh my god, if okay, well that's what

0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be.

0:33:19.320 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>And they're both above average. They so they we have

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 1>to be normal to be that, we have to be

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 1>twice as good as they do.

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Damn Obama was right.

0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Come on, Christ's dad said to him, we gotta be

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 1>twice as work, twice as hard to get half the

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 1>rewards twice. And all your dudes online posting these big

0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 1>ass two foot black dicks, you're not helping us.

0:33:43.280 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're you're hurting the community. Please just said it

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 2>to the dmost everyone.

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Normal dicks rising. We need a normal dick and porn

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 1>for black men. Move.

0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Come on, a little fizz, if you're listening and using

0:33:58.040 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 2>him while you got a normal dick, pull it out.

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Let everybody see it. Stand up. Come on, now that said,

0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:13.200
<v Speaker 2>I did find a study that supports there being some legitimacy, Brandon,

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:16.040
<v Speaker 2>this is actually jetting a little bit against what you're saying.

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 2>But there seems to be some reporting that at least

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:22.480
<v Speaker 2>supports the legitimacy of the claim that there is there

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 2>are racial designations in terms of size. A twenty thirteen

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:31.320
<v Speaker 2>paper published in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences,

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 2>you know that one that we all read. Researchers reviewed

0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:37.880
<v Speaker 2>penis size reported from one hundred and thirteen countries, and

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:41.280
<v Speaker 2>what they found was that men of African descent tended

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>to report the longest penises, on average, around six point

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:47.440
<v Speaker 2>three three inches.

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I've heard, and this might be somebody would dreads told

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:53.080
<v Speaker 1>me this, So I'm not.

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:06.440
<v Speaker 2>He said, grammarrizing and then and then what did he

0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 2>say after that?

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I have heard that it's not a race thing.

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:23.000
<v Speaker 3>It is a climate thing because places with warmer climates,

0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:28.680
<v Speaker 3>the body, like the extremities are free to flow longer,

0:35:29.040 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 3>but in colder climates.

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>It ensureds you well to be constricted. Wow, yeah, that's

0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:37.239
<v Speaker 1>just what I've heard.

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Now, Now this would I think possibly disagree with that.

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:44.399
<v Speaker 2>Where you know, black black men were coming in at

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 2>six point three three inches while people of East Asian

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 2>descent were averaging around four point three one inches, and

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:56.360
<v Speaker 2>most Europeans tended to fall somewhere near five point seventy

0:35:56.480 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 2>one inches in this study. Hmmm.

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.720
<v Speaker 1>And I've always wondered about the other side of the coin,

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:07.320
<v Speaker 1>which is obviously Asian men in Okay, here's the question, Brandon,

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:10.520
<v Speaker 1>because I haven't done the research on this. Have you

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:12.360
<v Speaker 1>seen a huge Asian one?

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Hughey see there we go.

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:25.799
<v Speaker 2>All right, Yeah, that's why I'm like, yeah, that's why.

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:28.719
<v Speaker 2>That's why I said, like even there, there might be

0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:32.719
<v Speaker 2>something to the studies of like like maturity of black

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 2>people have bigger dicks, but it's not across the board,

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:37.359
<v Speaker 2>and I think that's what anyways, Like, I mean, I've

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 2>seen some white guys with like massive dicks. You're just like,

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:42.359
<v Speaker 2>how the same with whenever you see a white person

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 2>with like a fat ass, You're like, oh my god, like,

0:36:44.320 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 2>how did that? It's you know, it's not it's not

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 2>a one to one, it's not a complete rule. Yeah,

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 2>it's like saying a nor wall, what's that with the

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:57.080
<v Speaker 2>horn on it? Yeah, it's that whale with the horn.

0:36:57.160 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 2>It's like, as soon as I said it, I felt like,

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:05.760
<v Speaker 2>either this is gonna kill or these niggas don't know normal.

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:08.920
<v Speaker 1>But it's like real, it's not like a mythical No, it's.

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Not mythical at all. I thought we're talking about the

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:14.239
<v Speaker 2>one from ELF. No, that's the same thing.

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 1>But that is a.

0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Real and that's real. Yeah, oh I know that. See

0:37:19.640 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 2>we all learned something today. Yeah, look at that.

0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:22.839
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:26.040
<v Speaker 2>It's worth noting that the information that I told you

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 2>is from a self report, right. That obviously makes the

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 2>information a little rocky. But part of what they argue

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 2>with this is that a different research study published in

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:38.720
<v Speaker 2>the and I can't believe this is a real place,

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:43.799
<v Speaker 2>the International Journal of Impotence Research, in which the measurements

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:47.720
<v Speaker 2>were performed by trained researchers. This wasn't a self report.

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 2>These were researchers measuring penises. And this study, which was

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 2>taken in Brazil, involved six hundred and twenty seven men

0:37:54.200 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 2>ages eighteen to eighty six, and they found that black

0:37:57.680 --> 0:38:00.920
<v Speaker 2>participants had an average penis size of about six and

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 2>a half inches, while white participants had an average penis

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.520
<v Speaker 2>size at about six point two two inches. So just

0:38:08.400 --> 0:38:12.520
<v Speaker 2>shy of the black penises. Interesting.

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to make of that because Brazilian

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:15.680
<v Speaker 1>it's all crazy down.

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 2>There, and that's part of what they say with the

0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 2>shit is that like, while this does sort of affirm

0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 2>the original shit, it also is specifically in Brazil, they're

0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:29.799
<v Speaker 2>also only factoring for white and black people, and they

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:32.719
<v Speaker 2>they aren't considering any of the other races. And if

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:35.399
<v Speaker 2>it's all in Brazil, maybe the brazil they just got

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:38.720
<v Speaker 2>big old dicks and they don't in other places.

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 1>And they're super racially mixed, right, that's why they're so beautiful, right,

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 1>because it's.

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, it's not as clearly I think defined in

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:51.360
<v Speaker 2>terms of black and white the way that our shit is. Right, Yeah, Brandy,

0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:53.879
<v Speaker 2>you you had a I think an important question here.

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:56.719
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering, like, where where did the kind of

0:38:56.800 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 2>obsession with or the importance and dick size come from.

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe I think it's the white man. You

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 1>don't see a lot of black cook holds, is what

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:15.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Yet yet, fair, fair, that's true, that's true

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:20.359
<v Speaker 1>equality When we start being into holding. Oh yeah, and

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 1>then there's like a video for white guys, it's like breeder.

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 2>I do think, I do think to some extent, and

0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:32.640
<v Speaker 2>this feels like the easy answer. But I think it's

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:35.959
<v Speaker 2>very true. It's patriarchal, right, that like, it's a form

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 2>of us creating power and or reducing power from another

0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:45.319
<v Speaker 2>individual as a way of essentially, you know, being able

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:49.040
<v Speaker 2>to own more property in people and stuff. It's not

0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>it's not without its own weaponized intension.

0:39:53.600 --> 0:39:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that that is the smart,

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:57.880
<v Speaker 1>real answer. I'm go.

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:15.799
<v Speaker 2>Color comments, Harry, Betty. One of the things that I

0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:19.360
<v Speaker 2>actually stumbled upon in this that I did not expect

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:23.319
<v Speaker 2>to find was information about the differences between gay and

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 2>straight dicks. That's a that ended up somehow becoming part

0:40:27.680 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 2>of the research that I bumped into, and in fact,

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety nine, researchers in the US found that

0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 2>gay men are likely to have an average dick size

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:39.560
<v Speaker 2>of six point three two inches when IRAQ, compared to

0:40:40.160 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 2>five point nine to nine inches in straight men. Likewise,

0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 2>gay men were found to have penises at the average

0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 2>zero point one five inches larger in circumference. WHOA damn Yeah,

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 2>so y'all that mean good for you, Brandon. That's me baby, like,

0:40:58.280 --> 0:40:59.160
<v Speaker 2>so this is great for me.

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't even understand.

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's the demographic of the gate, like do they

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:09.080
<v Speaker 2>like they oh my god, like, is are there is

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:11.799
<v Speaker 2>it a melting pot of different ethnic backgrounds of these

0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 2>gays or it's just like these are some some gays

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:16.480
<v Speaker 2>over here and some Hey, dog, the research happened in

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety nine. You know, damn well, this wasn't a

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:21.800
<v Speaker 2>warm melting pot of anything.

0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:22.520
<v Speaker 1>This is right.

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:25.240
<v Speaker 2>This is six white dudes that they pulled off the street.

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>That's still that that that raises all kinds of questions,

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:33.399
<v Speaker 1>because then maybe you're your research is a little off

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:35.680
<v Speaker 1>because you've been out here in the valley of the

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:41.240
<v Speaker 1>huge dicks. These poor straight ladies. They're over man, fuck

0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.400
<v Speaker 1>they're over here, fucking play with these little.

0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 2>Ones, right, they're over here, fucking five eight you.

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean?

0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:52.640
<v Speaker 2>You know, five eight claiming five to eleven, and just

0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:54.239
<v Speaker 2>like nah nah nah nah.

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I also have wanted to say this as soon as

0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 1>I found out that we were doing this. I think

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:02.279
<v Speaker 1>there goes to a level of people not having good

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:05.440
<v Speaker 1>sense of spatial relation. I think that's what throws this

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:09.799
<v Speaker 1>all off. I think understanding the size of things and

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:14.240
<v Speaker 1>being able to eyeball the size of something without without

0:42:14.280 --> 0:42:17.360
<v Speaker 1>a ruler is a skill that I don't think that

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>most people have. Like I've done construction work before, so

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 1>that's the only reason that I feel like I can

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.480
<v Speaker 1>even eyeball something. But I just I've met too many

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 1>people I've met this, I guess more women than men,

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 1>where they're like, he has a six foot penis, and

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 1>you're like, how's all of mine? She's like seven four,

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:39.359
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, okay, so you don't even know what

0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. Like I feel like that that has

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:45.279
<v Speaker 1>because we all converted into inches, But what is six

0:42:45.320 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 1>inches off the top of your head, do you know? Like?

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 1>And I don't think that is that common of a skill,

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:53.439
<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly, So we all have this, Like so many

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 1>people have this thing, specifically with dix. I've heard so

0:42:56.239 --> 0:42:59.279
<v Speaker 1>many people swear to God, how big this dick is

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>or this stick, but it's like, you don't know how

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:02.879
<v Speaker 1>long the foot is? Really?

0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, my so my daughter, we had to buy

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:09.760
<v Speaker 2>her new shoes just because kids grow, you get the concept.

0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:14.120
<v Speaker 2>But she, uh, she you know, you see the shoes

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, that's a big fucking shoe. My daughter's

0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:20.040
<v Speaker 2>foot is is what like two inches? And then you

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.839
<v Speaker 2>measure and it's like, no, her foot is like four

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:25.239
<v Speaker 2>and a half inches, and she's you know what I mean, Like,

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm not close at all to the correct size of

0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:33.439
<v Speaker 2>what this body is doing. And I'm probably not more

0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:36.279
<v Speaker 2>generous with my own body or more accurate with my

0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 2>own body. Wait, this is now giving me an identity

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:41.319
<v Speaker 2>crisis because I said, I said, I'm a twelve inch stick.

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:43.279
<v Speaker 2>But I know it's twelve inches because they told me.

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:46.239
<v Speaker 2>But can I rely on them If I don't tell,

0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 2>I can't have all it? And we always know they

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 2>had an inch. Maybe it was only eleven.

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I mean you should still take it.

0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Gonna take it.

0:43:58.400 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't the biggest dick you ever seen? For sure?

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it can be twelve. But but just know that

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:06.320
<v Speaker 2>that person made you a liar and uh and you

0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 2>got to look at that on the inside. I live

0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 2>with that guilt on the inside. But I'm gonna tell everybody, Yeah.

0:44:12.920 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>You are you are you vacation?

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you're Va.

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're a Sandals Jamaica.

0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:32.439
<v Speaker 2>So so, the last thing that I think is worth

0:44:32.520 --> 0:44:37.080
<v Speaker 2>mentioning in relation to the gay big penis of it all.

0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 2>It does introduce, at least to me, the the the

0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:44.640
<v Speaker 2>possibility that that's another piece of information y'all should be

0:44:44.640 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 2>bringing as evidence that you were born this way like

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 2>this is. You need to be laying that on the table,

0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:54.160
<v Speaker 2>like look it is. Come on, if you don't think

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I was born this way, show me a dick, let

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:57.360
<v Speaker 2>me see. Damn.

0:44:57.600 --> 0:45:01.760
<v Speaker 1>That would really that would really push the conversation forward.

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I think so if we had if it was had

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:09.160
<v Speaker 2>along those because a bunch of cowardly straight men are

0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:11.399
<v Speaker 2>not going to pull their dicks out. We're we're real

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:13.919
<v Speaker 2>scared of taking our ship out. But y'all, I'm seeing

0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 2>what gay clubs look like. Y'all don't give a ticker

0:45:16.600 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 2>out in the clubs. Yeah, and on the street you

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:19.840
<v Speaker 2>go to Full Francisco.

0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I had been accidently walked through the fulsome street.

0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Fin you accidentally walked through the Full.

0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I was going to the brainwash. It's on seventh and Full.

0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 1>So this doesn't matter.

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 2>This matter.

0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I was going to the brainwash on seventh and Full.

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Some to tell jokes, it was a weekly open mic

0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 1>shout out to Tony Sparks. I didn't know the culture

0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:46.759
<v Speaker 1>of San Francisco yet it was along the same time,

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, the street fair, let me walk in,

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 1>show my ID and see what's going on. And then

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 1>it was like.

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 2>And then you're like, that's yeah, that's a hard prize.

0:45:55.640 --> 0:45:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean San Franciscans get they get naked all the time,

0:45:58.080 --> 0:46:01.359
<v Speaker 1>though Beta Breakers pride always taking it out. Like if

0:46:01.520 --> 0:46:05.239
<v Speaker 1>you could take it out over there. I'm not saying

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I can just fly up there and.

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Take it out, but yeah.

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:11.120
<v Speaker 1>If there's like revelry going on, you could probably get

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:11.800
<v Speaker 1>away with take.

0:46:11.680 --> 0:46:13.920
<v Speaker 2>It and yeah, become one with the culture and then

0:46:14.000 --> 0:46:16.359
<v Speaker 2>take it out, don't just I was actually in San

0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Francisco three weeks ago and I was at in a

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:21.760
<v Speaker 2>bar and we were like, it had like a patio,

0:46:21.800 --> 0:46:23.560
<v Speaker 2>We're sitting on the patio, and then suddenly I saw it,

0:46:23.640 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 2>like a full on naked man walking across the street.

0:46:26.880 --> 0:46:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I took a video because I'm so shocked. And then

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:31.960
<v Speaker 2>he crossed the street and then two more naked men

0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 2>And this isn't like one in the afternoon. Yeah, and

0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where they were going, but they were

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 2>fully nude and no one was stopping them, so it

0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 2>was like castro.

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's not that it. So this is how

0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I've understood it. Because I remember this was a big deal.

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.840
<v Speaker 1>It's not that it's not illegal. It's like even like

0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:55.280
<v Speaker 1>in the wire how they had the open air drug market.

0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like that for Dixon a Castro, like you can

0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 1>nobody's going to prosecute you for like within that neighborhood,

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:03.000
<v Speaker 1>you're allowed to do that.

0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a rule in New York City that you

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:09.240
<v Speaker 2>can't take it for women, you can't take your top

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:12.759
<v Speaker 2>off in public, but if you leave your house with

0:47:12.800 --> 0:47:15.959
<v Speaker 2>your shirt off, you could just be titties out all

0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:20.319
<v Speaker 2>day anywhere you want to be interesting. Yeah, so it

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:23.480
<v Speaker 2>feels like one of those loophole type shits. Yeah, my

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Dick's been out this whole time.

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 1>So I left the house like this.

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Good luck coppers.

0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a menister society if I get on the

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>street and take it out, but.

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 2>If I come out with it, you know what I

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:38.400
<v Speaker 2>was on today. I just couldn't walk out nigga like that,

0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 2>because I feel like there would be a moment where

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like I wish I had clothes on, you know,

0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:43.399
<v Speaker 2>like there would just be a moment in their day

0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 2>where you're like, ah, I just I feel seen, And yeah,

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:51.319
<v Speaker 1>Want to sit down naked outside at all.

0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:53.759
<v Speaker 2>I think it's probably fun as fuck when you're like

0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 2>walking through a park, when you're like hanging out somewhere

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:59.319
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck. But when you got to like go

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:03.840
<v Speaker 2>to Walgreens and decide between like which which contact solution

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:06.560
<v Speaker 2>to buy and you're just asked naggy, you probably feel

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:09.400
<v Speaker 2>like an idiot, that's it exactly, or like.

0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:11.279
<v Speaker 1>You're in there going to get some chips for your

0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:16.520
<v Speaker 1>super Bowl party. Dick all on the Doris, do.

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:20.479
<v Speaker 2>I want scoops or traditional? Yes?

0:48:21.920 --> 0:48:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Is just resting on that shitty s Also, refrigerate that

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:29.600
<v Speaker 1>saucy you animals.

0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 2>That's the real takeaway, neighbor. Refrigerate yourself now, that is

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:42.320
<v Speaker 2>the same faster. That's the original. That's the original faster.

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:45.239
<v Speaker 2>From the beginning, he's like, he's like, you give some

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:52.040
<v Speaker 2>dick back. Also refrigerate yourself. Well, I think we did it, y'all.

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I think I think we nailed this.

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:54.280
<v Speaker 1>This.

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.799
<v Speaker 2>This feels like we we fucking covered the ship out

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.279
<v Speaker 2>of it. Brandon, could you tell the people at home

0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:01.279
<v Speaker 2>where they can find you and what cool shit you

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 2>have going on? Yeah, for sure, they can find me

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram at Brandon called good minute, that'll take it

0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:07.760
<v Speaker 2>everywhere else. Uh big mouth, I don't know this drops

0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:10.440
<v Speaker 2>a big Mouth Season six, October twenty eighth. And also

0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:14.800
<v Speaker 2>my book you gotta be you available everywhere. Just support

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:18.279
<v Speaker 2>your local bookstores if you can. Hell yeah, go go

0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:21.920
<v Speaker 2>buy the book. Watch big mouth. Brandon's great and boy

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 2>you want to tell people everywhere they can get to you.

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Ah cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'd take

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.440
<v Speaker 1>care everything. I got some stand up dates coming. I

0:49:30.560 --> 0:49:34.239
<v Speaker 1>also say support your local bookstore. We don't don't let

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Walden in all these other big book chains. Get your money.

0:49:39.880 --> 0:49:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the tattered cover in powelss right, it's impressive.

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, well, I'll say let's get Barnes and Noble back.

0:49:50.920 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Baby about those local book stories. I want borders back

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:59.600
<v Speaker 2>in business. Bring the ship back in the day. Little cities.

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 2>We we missed big corporations that couldn't survive on their own.

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:08.360
<v Speaker 2>Bail them out. Bail them out. You can follow me

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:11.719
<v Speaker 2>at Langston Herman on whatever platforms, and as always, if

0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:13.719
<v Speaker 2>you want to send us your own drops, your own

0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how big

0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 2>your penis is, please send it to mymama pod at

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:22.280
<v Speaker 2>gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you. Okay,

0:50:22.520 --> 0:50:24.399
<v Speaker 2>that's it, by bitch.

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Why are you coming five?

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Something's going on?

0:50:30.200 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Can I smell yo dig my chips?

0:50:39.640 --> 0:50:43.880
<v Speaker 1>And all Kuala Bears are racist?

0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:53.960
<v Speaker 2>The hostler hostal money turkey stuff. I can't tell me