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Speaker 2: I love the idea of you being fully naked except

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying I don't think it would be

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Speaker 2: That would be chips in your.

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Speaker 1: Bears are racist.

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Speaker 2: Money, she's military stuff.

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Speaker 1: Can't tell me.

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Speaker 2: Bang bang bang skeek skeek skeet. There it is. There

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Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dived deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Theoris, and we finally worked to prove that Tay Diggs

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Speaker 2: may be, in fact, the only man in history to

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Speaker 2: work his way back from the title of Oreo. They

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Speaker 2: were shaman ting, they were Shaman too told him, they

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Speaker 2: told him all he did was service the white devil.

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Speaker 2: But look at him now.

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Speaker 1: I'm shit because T Diggs used to follow me on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: We're very close.

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Speaker 2: Ted Diggs. They called him all the mean words you

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Speaker 2: can call a black man, and now look at him.

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Speaker 2: He's the funniest man on the internet. And he got

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Speaker 2: a bad bitch on his arm. And sure as you

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Speaker 2: fuck little Fizz, But that's none of our business.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: That ain't got nothing doing nothing. Come on, I'm and yes,

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Speaker 2: and little Fizz is a cutie pie.

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Speaker 1: But he's like you like, he's like that cute. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's never gonna look like a man. And I'm David forty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: little Fizz is always gonna look like the coolest dude

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Speaker 2: That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah he's got you,

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, Yeah, he's got big. When I graduate, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna do this and yeah, yeah, like you.

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Speaker 1: Heard, he might go D two, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: He's probably going to a Juco and it's gonna get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then he just ends up working for Costco Corporate.

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Speaker 1: But you know.

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Speaker 2: He's got just a fine life for Little Fizz, but

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Speaker 2: it's not what he dreamt of.

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Speaker 1: No, did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever?

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Speaker 1: But that's how that's where it took.

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Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't talk Little Fizz forever.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how againspiracy about Tay Diggs ended up

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Speaker 2: being a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery of

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Speaker 2: this podcast. I'd say our guests today, I'm very excited

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Speaker 2: that they're here. Been a part of so much cool shit,

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Speaker 2: specifically Big Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for all the

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Speaker 2: great work over there, human resources also responsible. Brilliant writer, thinker, talker,

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Speaker 2: motherfucker give it up for our guests, Brandan, Kyle good Man.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nobody got time Ford. Yeah, I'm just cutting good one.

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Speaker 2: I like that intro that top of that. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: hell yeah. How you doing, I'm good? How you doing?

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Speaker 2: We're chilling? Yeah. Any thoughts on Little Fizz and what

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Speaker 2: he brings to the table or Ty Diggs either either

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Speaker 2: one really all be two? K that's the gay one. No,

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Speaker 2: Little Fizz is the maybe two straight one. He's he's

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Speaker 1: Omar lady who is.

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Speaker 2: Now diggs lover? God see I was. I haven't kept

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Speaker 2: We're not that we didn't do that to you. You

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Speaker 2: a good te Diggs. I saw him on Headwick in

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Speaker 1: Incredibly accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that to come on

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Speaker 2: Yes, and best Man is getting a TV series. Listen,

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Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. I'm saying the world had turned

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Speaker 2: on him. Uh not, Ain't nothing wrong with that? Well, well,

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Speaker 2: we we can't bullshit any longer. We we have a

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Speaker 2: And I will say this has been a conspiracy theory

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Speaker 2: very simple one. You said, my mama told me black

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Speaker 1: Do you want to fold the pood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love being here. This is great, great, chaotic,

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Speaker 2: Tell me more, tell us more about this this black

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Speaker 1: Feel like, is it possible to be double black? Then

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Speaker 2: Ship David, Well, it looks like I'm still half black,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you're like, do I go balls? Do

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Speaker 1: So if you were like me, you're a chubby kid,

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Speaker 1: I think this whole topic has needed to be broached

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Speaker 2: Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No,

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Speaker 1: This, as you know, Langston's to be very dark skinned

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I I've what you're describing

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Speaker 1: No. I moved to the country when I was fourteen

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Speaker 1: Back and you will get it back.

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Speaker 1: That it's really a tax, faith tax. They take a

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Speaker 2: Do you believe or not? God's gonna give you that

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Speaker 2: God is gonna give you the rest of you. Don't

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Speaker 2: how much are you bought it? Well, so, the thing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what else would you do? You have to rob

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's

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Speaker 2: once and WHOA, Yeah, I'm a brag about that because that,

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to ride a roller coaster

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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's like, which is why I

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Speaker 2: that's something you're like, Oh, I'm an I'm gonna look

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Speaker 2: at that. I'm gonna see it one time, but I'm

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Speaker 2: not I'm not trying to. Yeah, you know how you

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Speaker 2: it's like that's that's what that seems like, you know

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Speaker 1: You would have to be an event, like you couldn't

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Speaker 2: No no, no no, or like wake up sex it

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Speaker 2: because you really get into the intestines at that point, like.

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Speaker 1: Oh my scary, that's so scary. That's when you're really

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Speaker 1: beating guts because that you were beating that never felt

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Speaker 1: applicable to what I do.

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Speaker 2: I'm not. You are beating the fun out somebody's guts.

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Speaker 2: So you know you can't you can't surprise somebody with that.

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Speaker 2: You really have to plan that out, are you? Are

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Speaker 2: you at all afraid that at some point down the line,

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Speaker 2: your doctor's gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon,

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Speaker 2: we've got some bad news. Your guts are beat to

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Speaker 2: death from from that that twelve in dick you took honor.

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Speaker 2: I hope I get that all I want to bade

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Speaker 2: for that if if that happens, like I feel like wow, thanks.

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Speaker 2: There's there's no technical term for this, but but there's

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Speaker 1: If my ship was a foot long, every time I

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Speaker 2: All right, I think we did enough to turn a break.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more BRANDYW.

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Speaker 2: Good Man more.

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Speaker 1: My mama told me, welcome back to my mama told

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Speaker 1: me the podcast where we are today actually talk about dicks.

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Speaker 2: The way that y'all are not acknowledging that drop. Damn it.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. You're just going into your script like that.

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Speaker 1: You know it was uh, you know, it's just it's

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was unhinged. I like it.

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Speaker 1: But we are back, and yeah, we are talking about

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Speaker 1: two black men have big old hanging.

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Speaker 2: Hogs, big old hanging hogs. Now, now, Brandon, you you've

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Speaker 2: experienced a big old black dick. You've had the twelve venture,

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Speaker 2: do you? And then this is a question, I guess

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Speaker 2: I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size?

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Speaker 2: Is there a preferred size? Where you're like, that is

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Speaker 2: exactly correct. Yes, I'm glad you're asking this. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: it's funny because my public is on here, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I wonder if they're like listening to me talk about

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Speaker 2: the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what how

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Speaker 2: are we going to spend this?

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Speaker 1: I think you spinning a chest.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah right, and spin like brand. This is the book,

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Speaker 2: this is it. We've got the follow up one hundred

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Speaker 2: and seventy expags about me writing twelve in nine inches

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Speaker 2: to me is like perfect eighteen it's like a perfect it's.

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Speaker 1: Still pretty big for regular dicks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just still a pretty you know. I would

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Speaker 2: nine is like the right, like if it's like, oh

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Speaker 2: it's big, and also like, uh, it's not too much

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Speaker 2: my that's my jam. Like eight to nine. I love

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Speaker 2: that for you. That's good for you, that that's that

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Speaker 2: you even have that choice, Yeah, like.

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Speaker 1: You, because we have no choice. I can't be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: talk about that. You don't get to you just get

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Speaker 2: a woman just walking around is maybe the loosest pussy

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Speaker 1: Oh so now you're shaming people. Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It was that kind of fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: I apologize.

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Speaker 1: You're out there and you're goose. I'm on your side.

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Speaker 2: I think tight. It's all good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like pizza, man, it's all pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like, I mean, like, have y'all had

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no I know not no. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: like have you fucked somebody's ass?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's too much of it to do for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's

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Speaker 2: not it's not my jam.

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Speaker 1: It's just a lot of it's just like a lot

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Speaker 2: Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe had it has it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe if it was somebody who did it more often,

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Speaker 1: it would be like more of a get to it.

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Speaker 1: But every time I've done it's really a production.

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Speaker 2: How long does it take? Usually? I'm so fascinated about this, like.

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Speaker 1: An extra couple of minutes of just like really though,

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Speaker 1: like this, it's it's like a little bit and then

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Speaker 1: used to that, and then used to that, this is

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Speaker 2: Well, I think we can explain it, David was.

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Speaker 1: My mom does listen to this.

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Speaker 2: I think this won't be the thing that jumps her

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Speaker 2: off board with This conversation.

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Speaker 1: Is very open.

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Speaker 2: So I've never I've never vagina, so when I fucking

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Speaker 2: asked whole that is generally how it works. Always yeah, yeah, you're.

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Speaker 1: Doing me wrong like that for a vagina though too.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yes, vaginas aren't always as blossomed as as

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Speaker 2: whatever is that already feels like a bad words wild

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Speaker 2: I don't love. I didn't have to tune it tag

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Speaker 2: in on this. I could have just let the conversation

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Speaker 2: the research started, all right. I did do some research

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Speaker 2: on this, Okay, Okay, No, what I'm saying is sometimes

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Speaker 2: the vagina for sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh I eat everything on my plate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what'd be like to hear never never,

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Speaker 2: never not attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed

435
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 2: a few times. How long do you warm it up

436
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: for you?

437
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: Outside of time?

438
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 2: Outside of time?

439
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 1: I will. I grew up. I grew up with a

440
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 1: weird body. You gotta make up for it. I don't

441
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: give a ship, bro, you can go for a long,

442
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,959
Speaker 1: long whatever.

443
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: I never checked my watch. Now there, what do you

444
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 2: is that? Okay? I want to ask because I feel

445
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 2: like so often that is not how straight men respond

446
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 2: to this question. So like, was that something you learned

447
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 2: from from your community, from other Like how did y'all

448
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 2: get so in tune and sensitive to? Like? No, Oh,

449
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: I gotta eat this for a while and take care

450
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Speaker 2: of it.

451
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 1: I think I'm just a person who's eager to please

452
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: in general. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a

453
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: personality trait looking for validation.

454
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: Probably I was about to say, I I similarly seek

455
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: affirmation in a way that is probably poisonous to but

456
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: also great for eating pussy.

457
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's yeah, because I do

458
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: know that's not the thing. I know a lot of

459
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: people who don't even do it, which seems like don't

460
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: you do you even like pussy? Yeah?

461
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 2: No, anytime, anytime I've talked to a man who has

462
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: said some ship like that, be like, weird ass, nigga,

463
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? Come on dog, that's it's dope

464
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 2: down there, you pussy. Oh, that's a that's a learn

465
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 2: learn on the fly for your boy.

466
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first time was probably bad.

467
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 2: The first time is bad.

468
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: Well, now you get older and then you've yeah, you've

469
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: met a lot of women who have you know, slow

470
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Speaker 1: down or don't like this or whatever, so like it's

471
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: definitely time on task and like listening to partners. But

472
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: at the beginning, I was just go. I just was like, right,

473
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: have you ever seen the Tasmanian Devil? I was like,

474
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Speaker 1: if I could take an aspect of that incorporated into

475
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: my game.

476
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a weird thing. And I'm not sure if

477
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 2: this is true for for the gay community, but certainly

478
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 2: in the straight community it's a weird thing where we

479
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: are not often afforded the option to not know what

480
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 2: we're doing, and so you you kind of gotta you

481
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 2: gotta show up like your fucking Tom Cruise and top gun,

482
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: even if you're you're one of them other ones in

483
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Speaker 2: top Gun that died. You know what I mean, Like

484
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 2: you gotta really be be ready to do whatever and

485
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: not not doubt yourself, right.

486
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 1: Right, right right? Well wait, who taught you how to

487
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: do you suck dick? That's the first question?

488
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you to suck dick? Specifically? Yes, a friend

489
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 2: of mine named Michael. Damn, damn, that's nice Michael's It

490
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 2: was a white boy, Michaels know how to suck dick.

491
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Speaker 2: We met my Yes, if you want to get topped

492
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Speaker 2: off or you need a cork, go see Michael. It

493
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: was like freshman year of college. He taught me, which

494
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: now people follow me called the bkg y the Brandon

495
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Speaker 2: yawn because it's all about yawning so you can open

496
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: up the back of your throat. If you're a singer,

497
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 2: you know this like opening your your soft palad I think,

498
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: so you can get more of the dick in.

499
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: I think the community service this should maybe be the clip.

500
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: Honestly, this was super informative and not in a way

501
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 2: that I can offer anything, But boy, do I feel

502
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: wiser than I I started today. Yeah, if you if

503
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: people have problems like gagging on dicks. It's because you're

504
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 2: you're blocking your throat, so you have to yawn. Open.

505
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: Its almost like you're blocking your blessing.

506
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 2: You're blocking say that to your name, but you're blocking

507
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: your bless it. Open that throat. That's a different service

508
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: than the one we started to pastor. Okay, we can't

509
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 2: deley dally anymore. We've got to get into this research

510
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: I did. I did do a fair amount of research

511
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: on this subject, and there are surprisingly fewer studies about

512
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: this conversation than one would expect. Part of the issue,

513
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: I think is the reporting and or the collecting of data. Right,

514
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: how many people essentially are willing to have their penises

515
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 2: measured and then documented for science? And then the alternative

516
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: is if they're not willing self reporting, which objectively seems

517
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 2: like flawed science. Right. You always want to add nextra

518
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I can't. I couldn't possibly tell a

519
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Speaker 2: a professional.

520
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: Going here your eyes, this not happened.

521
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 2: This person has a briefcase. Goddamn it. They're gonna hear

522
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: a little extra.

523
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a scientist, you went to college.

524
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: I'm I'm funny, I'm lying.

525
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

526
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: No. In fact, a study from the the Kinsey Institute

527
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty nine found that all of the participants

528
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: who initially claimed an erec cock length of ten inches

529
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Speaker 2: on Lengthston they did not say cock. And that's listen,

530
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: I am. I am one hundred percent telling you I

531
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: don't use cock personally as a descriptor. Ever, it's not

532
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: my thing. But this is the way that they waited

533
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: community thing, like I think so right.

534
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: I always I always thought it was smut. Like it's

535
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: like people who were really into smut in general.

536
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like it's like filthy people.

537
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you hear somebody say like twat and you're.

538
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you and British, why are you talking

539
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: like that? Yeah? Good friend, Yeah gotcha. But they said

540
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 2: those who claimed in a wreck penis length of ten

541
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: inches or more turned out to have a considerably smaller length.

542
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 2: What is considerably smaller? One participant, thank you for asking that.

543
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 2: One participant even claimed to have an eleven inch dick,

544
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 2: but it turned out to actually be six and a

545
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: half inches. Found out you can't do six and a

546
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 2: half to eleven. Okay, you could do eleven twelve, but

547
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 2: that's double. Listen. Look, I've told people I can dunk before,

548
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 2: and I know I can't. I've been there, big dog.

549
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: I see your vision in my mind. I'm it's just crazy.

550
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: You really doubled it.

551
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: Nobody was gonna find out the dick study.

552
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: He was like, Yeah, that's what's crazy. He really he

553
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: really bugged the fuck out. But but the point is

554
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: that in general, it seems like lying on your own

555
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: dick is a tendency. Also not for nothing. And this

556
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: was me putting my conspiratorial head on. I think part

557
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: of the reason that there are fewer studies here is

558
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: because white scientists might be avoiding the study that that

559
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: largely largely would would prove their fears to be true.

560
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like, it's one thing

561
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another

562
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 2: person's penis. It's another thing to do actual science work

563
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another

564
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: man's pain.

565
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: Now I have a theory. Go with me here. I'm

566
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: listening ultimately, because like you've done the research you said,

567
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: it's it's it's across the board. I think white men

568
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: actually have an easier time living under the fallacy that

569
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: they have smaller dicks, because then if you just have normal.

570
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 2: You're amazing, you're excited.

571
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. It's easier for them. Once again,

572
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: ship rolls downhill and we have to carry the burden

573
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: of this.

574
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: Big fucking boy know nothing about that. Come on, down's true.

575
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: If a white guy pulls out a nine inch dick,

576
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, if okay, well that's what

577
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: I wanted to be.

578
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: And they're both above average. They so they we have

579
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: to be normal to be that, we have to be

580
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: twice as good as they do.

581
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: Damn Obama was right.

582
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: Come on, Christ's dad said to him, we gotta be

583
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: twice as work, twice as hard to get half the

584
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: rewards twice. And all your dudes online posting these big

585
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: ass two foot black dicks, you're not helping us.

586
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're hurting the community. Please just said it

587
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 2: to the dmost everyone.

588
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: Normal dicks rising. We need a normal dick and porn

589
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: for black men. Move.

590
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 2: Come on, a little fizz, if you're listening and using

591
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: him while you got a normal dick, pull it out.

592
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 2: Let everybody see it. Stand up. Come on, now that said,

593
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: I did find a study that supports there being some legitimacy, Brandon,

594
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: this is actually jetting a little bit against what you're saying.

595
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 2: But there seems to be some reporting that at least

596
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: supports the legitimacy of the claim that there is there

597
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: are racial designations in terms of size. A twenty thirteen

598
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 2: paper published in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences,

599
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: you know that one that we all read. Researchers reviewed

600
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 2: penis size reported from one hundred and thirteen countries, and

601
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 2: what they found was that men of African descent tended

602
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: to report the longest penises, on average, around six point

603
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: three three inches.

604
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: I've heard, and this might be somebody would dreads told

605
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: me this, So I'm not.

606
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 2: He said, grammarrizing and then and then what did he

607
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: say after that?

608
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: I have heard that it's not a race thing.

609
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 3: It is a climate thing because places with warmer climates,

610
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: the body, like the extremities are free to flow longer,

611
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 3: but in colder climates.

612
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: It ensureds you well to be constricted. Wow, yeah, that's

613
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: just what I've heard.

614
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: Now, Now this would I think possibly disagree with that.

615
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 2: Where you know, black black men were coming in at

616
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: six point three three inches while people of East Asian

617
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 2: descent were averaging around four point three one inches, and

618
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: most Europeans tended to fall somewhere near five point seventy

619
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: one inches in this study. Hmmm.

620
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: And I've always wondered about the other side of the coin,

621
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: which is obviously Asian men in Okay, here's the question, Brandon,

622
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: because I haven't done the research on this. Have you

623
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: seen a huge Asian one?

624
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

625
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: Hughey see there we go.

626
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, that's why I'm like, yeah, that's why.

627
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 2: That's why I said, like even there, there might be

628
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: something to the studies of like like maturity of black

629
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: people have bigger dicks, but it's not across the board,

630
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 2: and I think that's what anyways, Like, I mean, I've

631
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: seen some white guys with like massive dicks. You're just like,

632
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: how the same with whenever you see a white person

633
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 2: with like a fat ass, You're like, oh my god, like,

634
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: how did that? It's you know, it's not it's not

635
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: a one to one, it's not a complete rule. Yeah,

636
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: it's like saying a nor wall, what's that with the

637
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 2: horn on it? Yeah, it's that whale with the horn.

638
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: It's like, as soon as I said it, I felt like,

639
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 2: either this is gonna kill or these niggas don't know normal.

640
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: But it's like real, it's not like a mythical No, it's.

641
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 2: Not mythical at all. I thought we're talking about the

642
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 2: one from ELF. No, that's the same thing.

643
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: But that is a.

644
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: Real and that's real. Yeah, oh I know that. See

645
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: we all learned something today. Yeah, look at that.

646
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: Now.

647
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: It's worth noting that the information that I told you

648
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 2: is from a self report, right. That obviously makes the

649
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: information a little rocky. But part of what they argue

650
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 2: with this is that a different research study published in

651
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 2: the and I can't believe this is a real place,

652
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 2: the International Journal of Impotence Research, in which the measurements

653
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 2: were performed by trained researchers. This wasn't a self report.

654
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: These were researchers measuring penises. And this study, which was

655
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: taken in Brazil, involved six hundred and twenty seven men

656
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: ages eighteen to eighty six, and they found that black

657
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 2: participants had an average penis size of about six and

658
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: a half inches, while white participants had an average penis

659
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: size at about six point two two inches. So just

660
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 2: shy of the black penises. Interesting.

661
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what to make of that because Brazilian

662
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: it's all crazy down.

663
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: There, and that's part of what they say with the

664
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 2: shit is that like, while this does sort of affirm

665
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: the original shit, it also is specifically in Brazil, they're

666
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 2: also only factoring for white and black people, and they

667
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 2: they aren't considering any of the other races. And if

668
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 2: it's all in Brazil, maybe the brazil they just got

669
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 2: big old dicks and they don't in other places.

670
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: And they're super racially mixed, right, that's why they're so beautiful, right,

671
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: because it's.

672
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it's not as clearly I think defined in

673
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 2: terms of black and white the way that our shit is. Right, Yeah, Brandy,

674
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 2: you you had a I think an important question here.

675
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 2: I was wondering, like, where where did the kind of

676
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: obsession with or the importance and dick size come from.

677
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: I mean maybe I think it's the white man. You

678
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: don't see a lot of black cook holds, is what

679
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yet yet, fair, fair, that's true, that's true

680
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: equality When we start being into holding. Oh yeah, and

681
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: then there's like a video for white guys, it's like breeder.

682
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 2: I do think, I do think to some extent, and

683
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: this feels like the easy answer. But I think it's

684
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,959
Speaker 2: very true. It's patriarchal, right, that like, it's a form

685
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: of us creating power and or reducing power from another

686
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 2: individual as a way of essentially, you know, being able

687
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: to own more property in people and stuff. It's not

688
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: it's not without its own weaponized intension.

689
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that that is the smart,

690
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: real answer. I'm go.

691
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 2: Color comments, Harry, Betty. One of the things that I

692
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 2: actually stumbled upon in this that I did not expect

693
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 2: to find was information about the differences between gay and

694
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: straight dicks. That's a that ended up somehow becoming part

695
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 2: of the research that I bumped into, and in fact,

696
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety nine, researchers in the US found that

697
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: gay men are likely to have an average dick size

698
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 2: of six point three two inches when IRAQ, compared to

699
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 2: five point nine to nine inches in straight men. Likewise,

700
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 2: gay men were found to have penises at the average

701
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 2: zero point one five inches larger in circumference. WHOA damn Yeah,

702
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: so y'all that mean good for you, Brandon. That's me baby, like,

703
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: so this is great for me.

704
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: I can't even understand.

705
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the demographic of the gate, like do they

706
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: like they oh my god, like, is are there is

707
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 2: it a melting pot of different ethnic backgrounds of these

708
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 2: gays or it's just like these are some some gays

709
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: over here and some Hey, dog, the research happened in

710
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine. You know, damn well, this wasn't a

711
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 2: warm melting pot of anything.

712
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: This is right.

713
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 2: This is six white dudes that they pulled off the street.

714
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: That's still that that that raises all kinds of questions,

715
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: because then maybe you're your research is a little off

716
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: because you've been out here in the valley of the

717
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 1: huge dicks. These poor straight ladies. They're over man, fuck

718
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: they're over here, fucking play with these little.

719
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: Ones, right, they're over here, fucking five eight you.

720
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

721
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: You know, five eight claiming five to eleven, and just

722
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: like nah nah nah nah.

723
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: I also have wanted to say this as soon as

724
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: I found out that we were doing this. I think

725
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: there goes to a level of people not having good

726
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: sense of spatial relation. I think that's what throws this

727
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: all off. I think understanding the size of things and

728
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 1: being able to eyeball the size of something without without

729
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: a ruler is a skill that I don't think that

730
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: most people have. Like I've done construction work before, so

731
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: that's the only reason that I feel like I can

732
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: even eyeball something. But I just I've met too many

733
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: people I've met this, I guess more women than men,

734
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: where they're like, he has a six foot penis, and

735
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: you're like, how's all of mine? She's like seven four,

736
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, so you don't even know what

737
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Like I feel like that that has

738
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: because we all converted into inches, But what is six

739
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: inches off the top of your head, do you know? Like?

740
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: And I don't think that is that common of a skill,

741
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, So we all have this, Like so many

742
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: people have this thing, specifically with dix. I've heard so

743
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: many people swear to God, how big this dick is

744
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: or this stick, but it's like, you don't know how

745
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: long the foot is? Really?

746
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, my so my daughter, we had to buy

747
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 2: her new shoes just because kids grow, you get the concept.

748
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 2: But she, uh, she you know, you see the shoes

749
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: and you're like, that's a big fucking shoe. My daughter's

750
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: foot is is what like two inches? And then you

751
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 2: measure and it's like, no, her foot is like four

752
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 2: and a half inches, and she's you know what I mean, Like,

753
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: I'm not close at all to the correct size of

754
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 2: what this body is doing. And I'm probably not more

755
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 2: generous with my own body or more accurate with my

756
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: own body. Wait, this is now giving me an identity

757
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 2: crisis because I said, I said, I'm a twelve inch stick.

758
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 2: But I know it's twelve inches because they told me.

759
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 2: But can I rely on them If I don't tell,

760
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 2: I can't have all it? And we always know they

761
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: had an inch. Maybe it was only eleven.

762
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean you should still take it.

763
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 2: Gonna take it.

764
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Wasn't the biggest dick you ever seen? For sure?

765
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah it can be twelve. But but just know that

766
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 2: that person made you a liar and uh and you

767
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: got to look at that on the inside. I live

768
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: with that guilt on the inside. But I'm gonna tell everybody, Yeah.

769
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: You are you are you vacation?

770
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah you're Va.

771
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah you're a Sandals Jamaica.

772
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 2: So so, the last thing that I think is worth

773
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: mentioning in relation to the gay big penis of it all.

774
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: It does introduce, at least to me, the the the

775
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 2: possibility that that's another piece of information y'all should be

776
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: bringing as evidence that you were born this way like

777
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: this is. You need to be laying that on the table,

778
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: like look it is. Come on, if you don't think

779
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: I was born this way, show me a dick, let

780
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: me see. Damn.

781
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 1: That would really that would really push the conversation forward.

782
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: I think so if we had if it was had

783
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: along those because a bunch of cowardly straight men are

784
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 2: not going to pull their dicks out. We're we're real

785
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 2: scared of taking our ship out. But y'all, I'm seeing

786
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: what gay clubs look like. Y'all don't give a ticker

787
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: out in the clubs. Yeah, and on the street you

788
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 2: go to Full Francisco.

789
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: I had been accidently walked through the fulsome street.

790
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 2: Fin you accidentally walked through the Full.

791
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: I was going to the brainwash. It's on seventh and Full.

792
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: So this doesn't matter.

793
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: This matter.

794
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: I was going to the brainwash on seventh and Full.

795
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: Some to tell jokes, it was a weekly open mic

796
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: shout out to Tony Sparks. I didn't know the culture

797
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: of San Francisco yet it was along the same time,

798
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, the street fair, let me walk in,

799
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: show my ID and see what's going on. And then

800
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: it was like.

801
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: And then you're like, that's yeah, that's a hard prize.

802
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: I mean San Franciscans get they get naked all the time,

803
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: though Beta Breakers pride always taking it out. Like if

804
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: you could take it out over there. I'm not saying

805
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: I can just fly up there and.

806
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 2: Take it out, but yeah.

807
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: If there's like revelry going on, you could probably get

808
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: away with take.

809
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: It and yeah, become one with the culture and then

810
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 2: take it out, don't just I was actually in San

811
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: Francisco three weeks ago and I was at in a

812
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 2: bar and we were like, it had like a patio,

813
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: We're sitting on the patio, and then suddenly I saw it,

814
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: like a full on naked man walking across the street.

815
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: I took a video because I'm so shocked. And then

816
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: he crossed the street and then two more naked men

817
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: And this isn't like one in the afternoon. Yeah, and

818
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 2: I don't know where they were going, but they were

819
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 2: fully nude and no one was stopping them, so it

820
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: was like castro.

821
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not that it. So this is how

822
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: I've understood it. Because I remember this was a big deal.

823
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: It's not that it's not illegal. It's like even like

824
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: in the wire how they had the open air drug market.

825
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: It's like that for Dixon a Castro, like you can

826
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: nobody's going to prosecute you for like within that neighborhood,

827
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: you're allowed to do that.

828
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a rule in New York City that you

829
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 2: can't take it for women, you can't take your top

830
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: off in public, but if you leave your house with

831
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 2: your shirt off, you could just be titties out all

832
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 2: day anywhere you want to be interesting. Yeah, so it

833
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 2: feels like one of those loophole type shits. Yeah, my

834
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: Dick's been out this whole time.

835
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: So I left the house like this.

836
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 2: Good luck coppers.

837
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a menister society if I get on the

838
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: street and take it out, but.

839
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: If I come out with it, you know what I

840
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: was on today. I just couldn't walk out nigga like that,

841
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: because I feel like there would be a moment where

842
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 2: I'm like I wish I had clothes on, you know,

843
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 2: like there would just be a moment in their day

844
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: where you're like, ah, I just I feel seen, And yeah,

845
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: I don't.

846
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: Want to sit down naked outside at all.

847
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 2: I think it's probably fun as fuck when you're like

848
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: walking through a park, when you're like hanging out somewhere

849
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck. But when you got to like go

850
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 2: to Walgreens and decide between like which which contact solution

851
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: to buy and you're just asked naggy, you probably feel

852
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 2: like an idiot, that's it exactly, or like.

853
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: You're in there going to get some chips for your

854
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: super Bowl party. Dick all on the Doris, do.

855
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,479
Speaker 2: I want scoops or traditional? Yes?

856
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: Is just resting on that shitty s Also, refrigerate that

857
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: saucy you animals.

858
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 2: That's the real takeaway, neighbor. Refrigerate yourself now, that is

859
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 2: the same faster. That's the original. That's the original faster.

860
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: From the beginning, he's like, he's like, you give some

861
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 2: dick back. Also refrigerate yourself. Well, I think we did it, y'all.

862
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 2: I think I think we nailed this.

863
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 1: This.

864
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 2: This feels like we we fucking covered the ship out

865
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 2: of it. Brandon, could you tell the people at home

866
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 2: where they can find you and what cool shit you

867
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 2: have going on? Yeah, for sure, they can find me

868
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Speaker 2: on Instagram at Brandon called good minute, that'll take it

869
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Speaker 2: everywhere else. Uh big mouth, I don't know this drops

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Speaker 2: a big Mouth Season six, October twenty eighth. And also

871
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Speaker 2: my book you gotta be you available everywhere. Just support

872
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 2: your local bookstores if you can. Hell yeah, go go

873
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Speaker 2: buy the book. Watch big mouth. Brandon's great and boy

874
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Speaker 2: you want to tell people everywhere they can get to you.

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Speaker 1: Ah cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'd take

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Speaker 1: care everything. I got some stand up dates coming. I

877
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Speaker 1: also say support your local bookstore. We don't don't let

878
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Speaker 1: Walden in all these other big book chains. Get your money.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the tattered cover in powelss right, it's impressive.

880
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Speaker 2: Well, well, I'll say let's get Barnes and Noble back.

881
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: Baby about those local book stories. I want borders back

882
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Speaker 2: in business. Bring the ship back in the day. Little cities.

883
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Speaker 2: We we missed big corporations that couldn't survive on their own.

884
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Speaker 2: Bail them out. Bail them out. You can follow me

885
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Speaker 2: at Langston Herman on whatever platforms, and as always, if

886
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Speaker 2: you want to send us your own drops, your own

887
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Speaker 2: conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how big

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Speaker 2: your penis is, please send it to mymama pod at

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Speaker 2: gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's it, by bitch.

891
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Speaker 1: Why are you coming five?

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Speaker 3: Something's going on?

893
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Speaker 2: Can I smell yo dig my chips?

894
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: And all Kuala Bears are racist?

895
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Speaker 2: The hostler hostal money turkey stuff. I can't tell me