Speaker 1: Hey, it's a Sunday edition, of course, of your Second
Speaker 1: Date Update podcast.
Speaker 2: It's Bricka Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I am freaking out a little bit
Speaker 1: right now because I was just eating a salad out
Speaker 1: in the hallway, not standing in the hallway eating it.
Speaker 1: I was at my desk, okay, but I bit off
Speaker 1: part of the plastic fork.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I like it. Well, I spit out what
Speaker 2: it was in my mouth, but I still now, I'm
Speaker 2: like paranoid. It's in my throat.
Speaker 3: That happened to me the other day, but it wasn't
Speaker 3: in my mouth. I actually like part of it. I
Speaker 3: heard it break. I was missing one of the times
Speaker 3: and I was looking.
Speaker 4: I could never find it in myself.
Speaker 2: I broke a fork here today too. I'm not even kidding. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the sporks are cheap. Yeah, I'm an.
Speaker 5: We demand silver forces, right only.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna go metal. But I like your idea, okay,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: So today is always a little special feature, a little
Speaker 1: something different that we do on our full show, and
Speaker 1: we want to bring it over here and see what
Speaker 1: you guys think.
Speaker 2: It's definitely relationship drama.
Speaker 1: If you've heard the say yes to the X segment
Speaker 1: that we've done before. That's where we just try and
Speaker 1: help someone get back together with their ex. And I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna tell you today today, celebrity impressions play a
Speaker 1: major role.
Speaker 2: Yes, it brought me a lot of delight. Jose was
Speaker 2: really on points impression. So I think you're really gonna
Speaker 2: enjoy this.
Speaker 1: Sit back and I'll let you know how the fork
Speaker 1: turns out later say yes to the acts only on
Speaker 1: the Home with the second Date update, it's Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: If there's one thing that we know about seduction, it's
Speaker 5: guys who do character impressions get all the ladies. Yeah,
Speaker 5: am I right?
Speaker 6: Jose?
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: You just can't tell everyone on social rejected a lie.
Speaker 5: That's why we were baffled, wondering how on earth does
Speaker 5: our listener who does a flawless Shrek voice get dumped
Speaker 5: by the love of his life over it. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we won't stand for that, will we.
Speaker 6: Team.
Speaker 5: That's rally.
Speaker 3: We're going to grab our torch and pitch forks and
Speaker 3: peel back the layers of this.
Speaker 5: Onion as we chest down. He's happily ever after. Ain't
Speaker 5: a brown new say yes to the act. Oh my God,
Speaker 5: tell her when we're gonna do it?
Speaker 6: Don't care?
Speaker 4: Wait what time is it next?
Speaker 5: Don't kyd coming up?
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Alexis, when you look back at your dating life, who
Speaker 5: would you say is the one that got away?
Speaker 2: Big question?
Speaker 5: And by god away, I mean he ditched you in
Speaker 5: the subway tunnels below London after you puked on his arsenal.
Speaker 1: Probably the one who hadn't the visa expired.
Speaker 5: Because for a lot of people, there is that one person,
Speaker 5: that one old flame from your past that just didn't
Speaker 5: work out back then for whatever reason. But you've always thought,
Speaker 5: maybe there's a chance that we've both matured enough where
Speaker 5: we could be great together.
Speaker 2: Now. I love those rose colored glass let's go.
Speaker 5: Just need the chance, And today we're giving that opportunity
Speaker 5: to someone to find out with another addition of say
Speaker 5: yes to the X Yes. One of our listeners reached
Speaker 5: out for help today. His name is Art, so Art
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I'm so excited to hear what made you write.
Speaker 6: In Well, me and my ext Lisa. We broke up
Speaker 6: about six months ago.
Speaker 2: That is too long, Okay, you're doing okay.
Speaker 6: I mean it hasn't been great since then, if I'm
Speaker 6: being honest. Okay, you know we were together for like
Speaker 6: almost two years, so.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you know I haven't been there art, but
Speaker 5: I can understand what you're going through.
Speaker 2: God, is this the Jeff I've never been done before
Speaker 2: a moment.
Speaker 4: I mean, those are just facts, brocap with their facts.
Speaker 4: You can't be mad at truth.
Speaker 1: So most people, I mean I think everybody else could
Speaker 1: we have a lot of empathy for you.
Speaker 2: We've been in this place before. It's hard. It takes
Speaker 2: longer than six months.
Speaker 3: It's been six months, because usually it's like six years
Speaker 3: and you're like, now I have clarity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Well tell us more about Lisa and your guys' relationship.
Speaker 6: Well, you know how long relationships are. Sometimes after a while,
Speaker 6: you kind of get on each other's nerves and oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think anybody, Yeah, after a year
Speaker 1: it's like can't I stand them?
Speaker 2: Or not? No?
Speaker 4: Years seems kind of short, but yeah, well, I mean that's.
Speaker 2: When you really know, like if you're going to keep going.
Speaker 4: So okay, so when did that happen for you and Lisa?
Speaker 6: I mean it's like kind of near the end. Maybe
Speaker 6: it's in the last like two three months, and you know,
Speaker 6: I felt like I was really getting on her nerves
Speaker 6: near the end there. For example, like she got mad
Speaker 6: at me because like I couldn't spell the word definitely
Speaker 6: in the text.
Speaker 4: Oh definitely. That's a tough one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I always rely on her correct for that.
Speaker 6: But I I mean, she just like laid into me,
Speaker 6: and then like when I got home, she like was
Speaker 6: quizzing me, quizzing you. It was like a spelling bee.
Speaker 5: What was she like an English teacher or something.
Speaker 6: No, that's like the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, that couldn't have felt good.
Speaker 1: That would feel like your partner's like trying to make
Speaker 1: you feel stupid. I feel like it's like she's already
Speaker 1: annoyed everything he doesn't like, she's trying to prove to
Speaker 1: herself how dumby is something.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not dumb or I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that's not what I meant.
Speaker 3: But seriously, if a girl gets it in her head,
Speaker 3: they'll be on edge like it.
Speaker 2: They'll be anybody, Yeah, anybody.
Speaker 5: So was it just the misspelled words that caused the tension?
Speaker 4: Or was there other stuff?
Speaker 6: I mean there was like other stuff like inside jokes
Speaker 6: and stuff we had, Like she used to like always
Speaker 6: laugh at my Shrek.
Speaker 5: Voice and you can do a Shrek voice.
Speaker 6: Oh I retired it. I don't do it anymore. Reminds
Speaker 6: you of her.
Speaker 4: It's just a bedroom thing. That's fine, bedroom everybody. We
Speaker 4: don't judge. That's great.
Speaker 2: It's really funny.
Speaker 4: Cute, is what you mean. It's really cute.
Speaker 2: Did she change? Did she not enjoy your Shrek voice anymore?
Speaker 6: No? She just like stopped laughing every time I did it,
Speaker 6: and then I just stopped doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: I fast forward, Like, are we gonna call her try
Speaker 3: to get her back? Like, what makes you think six
Speaker 3: months has passed and now she's ready?
Speaker 2: She misses Shrek.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 5: The trailer for the new one, Like it is usually
Speaker 5: about six months between every new Shrek film, so that's
Speaker 5: about the amount of time it takes to recess. But seriously, like,
Speaker 5: what makes you think you're ready?
Speaker 6: I'm just so bombed, man, I'm just like so bombed
Speaker 6: without her. And you know, my mom keeps like harping
Speaker 6: on me, and she's like, aren't you gonna like at
Speaker 6: least try to fight for your relationship. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, she wasn't very kind to you at the end,
Speaker 1: Like obviously it sounds like she was no.
Speaker 5: Bawling And honestly, we are only hearing one side of
Speaker 5: the story. This is this is what Art thinks broke
Speaker 5: them up. There may be something totally different that his
Speaker 5: girlfriend Lisa would have.
Speaker 4: Said that's actually true.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, she may have loved the Shrek and
Speaker 5: just used it as an excuse. She's like, it's his donkey,
Speaker 5: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Stay as an excuse. Jeff, I don't know about that,
Speaker 2: but I just we don't know.
Speaker 1: I know, it just sounds like all I'm saying is
Speaker 1: it sounds like she was not as nice as she
Speaker 1: could have.
Speaker 2: Been towards the end, like just making fun of them
Speaker 2: for not being able to spell.
Speaker 5: For God's sakes, well, now are you in a better place?
Speaker 4: Can you spell?
Speaker 5: Definitely?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Uh, he's putting me on the spot.
Speaker 1: Call this woman and she's like, this is the defining moment,
Speaker 1: whether or not go write it down somewhere.
Speaker 5: She wants to see that you've changed enough. Probably if
Speaker 5: you wanted to take you.
Speaker 6: Back the only thing that's changed isable.
Speaker 3: Okay, but maybe someone else is gonna be like the
Speaker 3: reason for your happiness.
Speaker 2: But listen, maybe she's miserable too. Maybe she's sitting back
Speaker 2: there and regretting being so hard on you for all
Speaker 2: this stuff.
Speaker 4: Yes, miserables do make it happy in.
Speaker 2: The math work, yeah, I think that's the math.
Speaker 4: I think so couple's math.
Speaker 5: And we should find out what she's going to say, because,
Speaker 5: as you know, Art, you gave Lisa's number to our producer.
Speaker 5: He got her on the phone and she just doesn't
Speaker 5: know that it's you waiting on the other line.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, when was the last time you talked
Speaker 2: to her?
Speaker 6: So it's a dog park, like maybe like four months ago,
Speaker 6: and she kind of just ignored me. Oh maybe it's
Speaker 6: because I didn't like have a dog just to see her.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's different, okay.
Speaker 6: Which I kind of was.
Speaker 4: But maybe she was.
Speaker 5: Fighting her own feelings because they were so strong. But
Speaker 5: so she's there, she doesn't know who's on the other line.
Speaker 5: It's a mystery person to her. But I'm gonna tell
Speaker 5: you some new information here. Apparently she has been dating.
Speaker 5: Our producer found that out.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: She's dating other people, but.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Again, they're not you, you know, in.
Speaker 5: His trek voice, I'm sure is nowhere near as immaculate
Speaker 5: as yours, whoever they are.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't matter. We're going to see what happens. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're going to see what.
Speaker 5: Happens when we connect you with your ex girlfriend Lisa
Speaker 5: when we do say yes to the X coming up
Speaker 5: right after this.
Speaker 6: I don't want to do it if she's like dating
Speaker 6: another dude.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: No, in a relationship.
Speaker 4: It's like a multitude of duke.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to make him feel better worse.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll say something nice during the break, and
Speaker 5: then when we come back we'll continue say yes.
Speaker 4: To the X.
Speaker 2: Right, I got your back.
Speaker 4: Art, it's happening right after this.
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of
Speaker 5: say yes to the X with our listener.
Speaker 4: Art.
Speaker 3: Yes, these are like kind of I wouldn't say, Tanseman,
Speaker 3: there's something going on.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm a little worried.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it is.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: Art's been missing his ex girlfriend Lisa after they split
Speaker 5: up about six months ago, hasn't fully gotten over it,
Speaker 5: and feels like he was a better happier person when
Speaker 5: they were together, when she wasn't criticizing his spelling areas.
Speaker 5: So do they say some people make you a better person, right?
Speaker 4: They compliment you. Yeah, at least they think they're trying
Speaker 4: to make you better.
Speaker 5: So he gave us Lisa's number, and our producer has
Speaker 5: reached out to her. She's agreed to be on the
Speaker 5: show with us. She's waiting on hold right.
Speaker 2: Now, but she has no idea. It's to talk to art.
Speaker 5: No, she just knows somebody is wanting to reach her
Speaker 5: and speak to her about something.
Speaker 4: Doesn't know who yet.
Speaker 5: So it could be hurt.
Speaker 3: She thinks it's her favorite artist, Taylor Swift wants to
Speaker 3: talk to her, and she's gonna end up talking to her.
Speaker 4: Maybe. I mean it's kind of a.
Speaker 1: High high right yeah, hell yeah, I'm just worried about art. Art.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling?
Speaker 6: I don't know, kind of nervous. And I just have
Speaker 6: one question for you guys. Yeah, should I do the
Speaker 6: Shrek course for her?
Speaker 5: You think or considering she said she didn't like it?
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 3: That's where she literally said she didn't like it.
Speaker 6: No, she didn't say she didn't like it. You just
Speaker 6: stopped laughing at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, does she have to say? It could be
Speaker 5: it could be worth a shot, like I might bring
Speaker 5: her back to that mental place in her life where.
Speaker 4: She's like, oh yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1: Can we just say maybe you can use it as
Speaker 1: a last resort, because that's how reliable it is.
Speaker 3: If she if we need a quick laugh, keep that
Speaker 3: in your pocket, brother, because that's going to crack the
Speaker 3: room up.
Speaker 6: Okay, done and done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Actually I haven't heard in this succession
Speaker 1: about anything.
Speaker 5: We finally have some upward momentum. Okay, let's get Lisa
Speaker 5: on the phone here, stay quiet until we call you on.
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Let's punch
Speaker 4: her up.
Speaker 5: Hey is this Lisa, Hey, Lisa, Lisa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so obviously you know you're on Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: in the morning, and just want to thank you for
Speaker 5: being with us today.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: What do you think when our producer reached out to you.
Speaker 7: I was a little throne, but I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah you should be.
Speaker 5: That's the right emotion because I don't know if you're
Speaker 5: familiar with us but we do a lot of dating
Speaker 5: segments on this show, and we've got somebody very very
Speaker 5: special waiting on the other line hoping to talk to you. Okay,
Speaker 5: do you have any guesses about who that might be?
Speaker 4: Is it Luke?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Keep going, maybe guess again now it's not Luke.
Speaker 4: Luke would never do anything this brave.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, is it Andrew?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Right, we're dating more people.
Speaker 4: Than I thought.
Speaker 2: We're getting farther away from this.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll give you a max of thirty more guesses.
Speaker 4: Let's keep going. O.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm just gonna tell you this. It's a
Speaker 5: guy that you dated for a few years. Actually, his
Speaker 5: name's Art.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm okay. I thought this was like a new
Speaker 7: dating Okay.
Speaker 2: That's a positive response.
Speaker 4: That could be a newer dating thing in a way.
Speaker 5: He is kind of new and improved since six months ago. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and more mature. Since you're already on the phone, maybe
Speaker 5: you should just talk to him because he is waiting
Speaker 5: on the other line.
Speaker 6: Seriously, very serious.
Speaker 4: Art, are you there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, haleus. Sorry, this is a little awkward. I just
Speaker 6: didn't know how to talk.
Speaker 7: To you, right, Okay, I mean, I guess like stalking
Speaker 7: me at the dog park wasn't the best option a
Speaker 7: few months back. But let's try this.
Speaker 6: No, No, I mean I was there. I was just
Speaker 6: I was meeting a friend there.
Speaker 7: Okay, what do you need? What's going on?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's just like you know, I mean,
Speaker 6: I guess it sounds like you're dating a lot of
Speaker 6: guys and it's probably gotta suck, like dating is a bummer, right, Like, No, it's.
Speaker 7: Actually really great. I'm having a fantastic time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean everyone says that, but I'm sure like
Speaker 6: on the inside you're kind of sad and maybe you
Speaker 6: like missed the stability of being in around relationship.
Speaker 7: Is that something your mom told you to tell me?
Speaker 6: No, No, I mean, look, I just I want to
Speaker 6: let you know that, like I've had a lot of
Speaker 6: growth since we broke up, and it's like I know
Speaker 6: that like there was some things that I did that
Speaker 6: annoyed you, but like I've really worked on that and
Speaker 6: like I even like took a class online on how
Speaker 6: to be less annoying.
Speaker 4: Okay, this one.
Speaker 7: Smells of your mom. She was always in her business.
Speaker 7: She's sign you up for the class.
Speaker 6: No, I sign myself.
Speaker 1: Do it.
Speaker 6: My mom was like the rock in our relationship, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: he gives me good advice. She gave you great advice.
Speaker 6: You know, between the three of us, she gave us
Speaker 6: both a lot of great advice.
Speaker 7: Art, that's part of the problem. I'm not in a relationship,
Speaker 7: nor do I want to be in a relationship with
Speaker 7: your mom.
Speaker 3: Is that what's happening?
Speaker 5: Are you saying that if he is willing to ditch
Speaker 5: his mom.
Speaker 2: Again, Art, did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I guess I just feel like we
Speaker 6: were probably better together than we were apart. We were
Speaker 6: a really good champ.
Speaker 1: I mean, if his mom stepped back from the relationship,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe that was actually the problem, which
Speaker 1: isn't necessarily Art's fault.
Speaker 7: I mean, that's part of his fault because he's allowing
Speaker 7: his mom to be in the relationship. There was just
Speaker 7: so many other issues that I mean, I don't have
Speaker 7: time to get into it on a radio show right now, man, Okay.
Speaker 2: No, that Art needs to hear them all again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this might be them to bust out the Shrek.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, he told you that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we love it.
Speaker 7: You know, I didn't mind it until he farted at
Speaker 7: a work event that I had, and then, in his
Speaker 7: Shrek voice, said better out than in.
Speaker 8: I always thought, well, I mean, that's like really good
Speaker 8: Shrek impression.
Speaker 2: That is not That's not going to prove your maturity.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: Consumer is the thing that brings everybody together. So look, Lisa,
Speaker 5: the name of this segment is called say Yes to
Speaker 5: the X. And now that you've had a couple of
Speaker 5: minutes to get reacquainted with your ex, we're just wondering,
Speaker 5: would you be willing to take a chance, a leap
Speaker 5: of faith and at least meet up with Art one
Speaker 5: more time? Maybe grab some coffee and hear him out,
Speaker 5: because I'm sure it's fun to be single and dating
Speaker 5: and hooking up with all these random hot guys having
Speaker 5: no responsibilities and just pour seven you could have just well,
Speaker 5: Art is the steady old wooden ship in the stormy
Speaker 5: seas of love.
Speaker 2: Nobody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you know.
Speaker 5: What, forget it, Art, I'm gonna step away and let
Speaker 5: you take over.
Speaker 4: Say whatever you need to say to Lisa.
Speaker 6: I mean, you remember, like when we were kind of
Speaker 6: getting down with it and I would pull out the
Speaker 6: all right, you're getting on the right way for to
Speaker 6: smeck butt them.
Speaker 4: It was a bedroom take, Lisa, did that? Swear you?
Speaker 7: I have to say, when you lay it all out there,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna choose the other guys. Okay, guys, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm sorry, Art.
Speaker 6: I wish you the best. We had our time, but
Speaker 6: it's done. I mean you think if it feel like
Speaker 6: it doesn't work out between you and those other guys,
Speaker 6: I could be shot back to you and in like
Speaker 6: six months absolute psolutely not.
Speaker 4: All right, man, I'm sorry. It's a say no to
Speaker 4: the X on this this round.
Speaker 2: Remember this is your jumping off point.
Speaker 6: There I go.
Speaker 4: I hate to hear you dejected like this.
Speaker 1: Art.
Speaker 5: Look, we've never done this before, but we all really
Speaker 5: like you, and I'm going to give you one free
Speaker 5: say yes to the X segment. If you get into
Speaker 5: another relationship and she breaks up with you, you get
Speaker 5: a free beyond the House.
Speaker 2: All of our segments are free. Well, nobody pays anything
Speaker 2: to be on this show.
Speaker 4: Doesn't know that, Brooke. Okay, we're all rooting for you.
Speaker 6: She's rooting for me to get together with someone, and
Speaker 6: then she breaks up with me and I have to
Speaker 6: get her on the radio.
Speaker 5: We're desperate for content art, Yes, that's our hope.
Speaker 2: Or I'll just buy you a drink.
Speaker 1: Sometimes she wants to hear that Shrek accent.
Speaker 6: I r L.
Speaker 2: You stop it.
Speaker 6: I love what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: Office off the Table, Now are broken, Jeffrey In the morning,
Speaker 1: I