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Speaker 1: Thinking Sideways stories of things we simply don't know the

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Speaker 1: answer to. Hi there, Welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Joe, joined as always by Devin and Steve,

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Speaker 1: and this week we're going to talk about another fantastic mystery.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the mysterious case of Jerry Michael

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Speaker 1: Williams of Tallahassee, Florida, known to his family and friends

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Speaker 1: as Mike. We are going to call him the subject here. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: we'll call him Mike. Mike was thirty one years old

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Speaker 1: one he was last seen. He'd been married to his wife,

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Speaker 1: Denise for about six years. They had a one year

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Speaker 1: old daughter. Yeah I know. And oh, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to Renee who

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Speaker 1: suggested this. Renee, if you're still out there. She suggested

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Speaker 1: this back in so it's been a while, thanks to day. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: we have suggestions from way earlier than that, so we

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Speaker 1: just thought we would let this one just sort of

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Speaker 1: ripen for a while. Yeah. Well, back to Mike. Mike

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Speaker 1: was a real estate appraiser. He was known to be

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Speaker 1: a very hard worker, made really good money. Um. He

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Speaker 1: Being responsible parents, they took out a life insurance policy

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Speaker 1: on Mike for a million bucks. And is that when

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Speaker 1: they that is, when they took out the life insurance

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Speaker 1: policy was after their daughter was born, I believe so. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was not not too long after that. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: That's often when people start thinking about stuff like that

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Speaker 1: when they're either about to have advocated or just had

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Speaker 1: him exactly. Get more on him. Yeah, yeah, Australian honeymoon. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: back to our story. The insurance broker in this case

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Speaker 1: was a guy named Brian Winchester who was a good

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Speaker 1: friend of Mike's actually apparently some sort of childhood appointed

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Speaker 1: of his wife's, but they had become somehow good friends.

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Speaker 1: Brian Winchester, by the way, is now in prison, but

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Speaker 1: that's a whole different story. Is he related to of

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Speaker 1: Winchester fame? I do not know that is I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So have we not covered this story before, because this

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Speaker 1: think I don't think so. Now it's kind of similar

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Speaker 1: It sounds really really familiar, but okay, keep going. Okay, uh, well,

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Speaker 1: back to Mike. He was kind of into duck hunting

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Speaker 1: and sometimes yeah, yeah, no different one real duck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're actually people who still do that. It's called analog

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Speaker 1: duck hunting, and so sometimes, yeah, you take your analog shotgun,

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Speaker 1: which is made of steel and not plastic, and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: thing is, though, when analog duck hunting, the dog doesn't

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Speaker 1: in the ideal you don't shoot the dog. You can

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Speaker 1: the stopped him from laughing, Yeah, oh I see. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your dog is laughing at you for sure, but you

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Speaker 1: our story. In December sixteen, the two thousand Mike left

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Speaker 1: It's where these two large rivers come together and they've

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Speaker 1: Cases closed, but his mother, Cheryl Williams, did not accept

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not. I don't live in your brain.

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Speaker 1: But you came to a reasonable okay. Yeah, that was

418
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Speaker 1: when we got interrupted by yeah you finished your statement, okay,

419
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: which is I think? Fine? All right, good, I'm going

420
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 1: to give you a heads up. You're doing a lot

421
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: of uh it makes me sound like I know what

422
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. There you go. You sound like intelligent

423
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: and versed. Yeah, okay, that's okay. I couldn't help but

424
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: have a little beer fun at you. Well, it's called

425
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 1: you don't know how to turn the mouth of the

426
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: beer towards you. I was paying attention to you being

427
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: a creepisoid. I'm sorry. It's okay, just from the girl

428
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: who takes bad some beer? Do you do? This episode

429
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: of thinking sideways is not brought to you by I

430
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: should have picked one first. Okay, wait, that's actually good one. First,

431
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: there's a plastic clipping on the ground you want to grab.

432
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: That definitely goes your mic stare. It is. Yeah, I

433
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: heard that thing falling to the ground, and I looked

434
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: for it when I was and I did not see it.

435
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: I think it actually, Oh my god, let me do

436
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: what I want to do. Well, you can do it wrong.

437
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: It's my life. Don't do it all stuffing stupid. That's fine,

438
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: we're not tatching. You don't tell me I all of

439
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: my life? Okay you cord record needs to be flipped

440
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: over the other side. There you go. That's better like this.

441
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: How it helped? That works? I don't know how it goes. Yeah,

442
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: that's perfect that This is why we have such good equipment. Yeah, project,

443
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: it's really far. Well. Hey there and loocome again to

444
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: another episodes. Joe making noises. I was trying to catch

445
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: it before. There's there's always know, there's always like you

446
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: ought to wait the additional second little there's always a yeah,

447
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: follow on? Okay at all seriousness? Okay, this is bantering

448
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: right close up on this. I wasn't sure about that.

449
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: I get Can you talk directly to the top like that?

450
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: Can I just do this the whole time? Would you

451
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: you do go to the gym so I could extended

452
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: plank man? What's the diver? Watch good music? You could

453
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: probably knock it around a little bit. Are you chewing gum? No?

454
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: Good job? Good job? Oh he made a note for

455
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: us though, made that note? Did you make the check

456
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: the mixture perfect. We want to make shirts on yes,

457
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: because we don't want this one to be not recorded

458
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: like we did once before. Yeah, it happened that it

459
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: was the worst. That was the worst story ever. Sorry

460
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: about that. Guys were still recording it made you listen

461
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: to it, dang it. By the way, some guy was

462
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: asking a few guys were able to intro put their

463
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: intro music, and when we could do this, And I'm

464
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: guessing the answer would be, it's not us, but somebody

465
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: else asked me, and I'm going to edit the crap

466
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: out of this. Yeah, yeah, I guess. I imagine he

467
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: will come. He will yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know

468
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: who it was. I don't remember names. So are you

469
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: going to are you going to hang out here? And

470
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: just sort of yeah, we did not show our a

471
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: whole lot that It's true. Okay, stinky smell. I didn't

472
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: think you would be able to smell me from all

473
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: the way over there, but m M expert SNAs right here. Listen,

474
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: I spent two days on airplanes with this guy with

475
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: his gum. Yeah, you did his gum. I don't know

476
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: why it is, it's the smell of it. I know

477
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: it's a fruity flavor. But it smells. It smells like

478
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: the same flavor, the same smell that they put in

479
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: the toilet water. For some reason, I just immediately associated

480
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: the two. And now Joe talks to me, I'm like,

481
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: toilet water. Toilet actually, probably because he's been drinking toilet water. Hey,

482
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: you know what's wrong with that? Nothing, that's water. You

483
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: get heavy metals that way. It's good enough for your

484
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: dog and your cat. Okay, let's do this thing. I

485
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: don't need it. Oh, you're a pro. She's like this

486
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: four years or something we have you're kidding. I gotta

487
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: quit and we're back. Beautiful good name for a band,

488
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: The Dead Hooker's Dead Hooker. Yeah, it's got a good

489
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,959
Speaker 1: hook to it. How about Dead Hooker Pete? No, No,

490
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: that's gross, really gross. The Dead Hooker Society. Maybe mm,

491
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: would Robin Williams have started that, that's my question. Yes.

492
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: With Patrick Swayze, yeah, that would be that would actually

493
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: be kind of funny. And he's teaching Patrick Swayze. That's

494
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: this exclusive boarding school for boys, and Patrick is obviously

495
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: like forty three discovery how much how much he loves poetry.

496
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: But then but then his dad like his dad, like

497
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: you know, like like pisses him off, it kills himself. Oh,

498
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm picturing that. It's Mrs Doubtfire teaching um. Patrick Swayze

499
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: in um too, Wong Foo, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar

500
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: who's pretending to be a seventeen year old girl in

501
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: a pert prestigious all girls school, and then they both

502
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: find out that they're both men in drag. Oh yeah,

503
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: after their affair to see you guys have missed. I

504
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't have, said Robin Williams, because we've miscast this. It's

505
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: should have been Patrick Stewart playing a seventeen year old boy.

506
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: He just passes. That might be exactly okay. Actually want

507
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: to hear a weird fact. I was listening to a

508
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: horror movie thing today, and you know the mask in

509
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: Halloween that the character wears. Do you know who that

510
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: mask is? Who said? Patrick? No, it's a I thought

511
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: a hockey goalie mask. Show. O. God, come on, it's

512
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: coming to you because I'm talking it shatter. It was

513
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: shatters like the other captain, the other captain whatever painted

514
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: a Captain Kirk mask, and that's what he wears in Halloween.

515
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: Really I thought I spent I mean literally decades. But

516
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: I thought he just wore a hockey goalie. Man, No,

517
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: that's that's Friday, Friday the thirteenth, is the is the

518
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: hockey mask the other guy in Michael? Yeah, Michael Myers

519
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: is the one who's wearing That's the wrong Michael. He's

520
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: also impassive in the face. They painted a shatterer mask.

521
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: I did not know that we huh was that to

522
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: put down a shatter It's kind of an homage. I

523
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 1: think it just happened to be with them. Yeah, okay,

524
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: let's do this. Okay, you know, and do you want

525
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: to said Bitchen. So I'm going to say blow job,

526
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: Bolsa baliska, Yeah, pasilla, not vasilla. And now, oh now

527
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: vanilla vanilla ice cream. It's a vanilla ice pick murders, Yeah,

528
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: vanilla bean? What about vanilla ice pick? I like that idea.

529
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: That guy sucks. Is he still alive vanilla ice? Yeah?

530
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: He has a reality TV show now where he's a contractor.

531
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: That shows you how much TV I'm watching these days. Yeah.

532
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't know how I came across. I was probably

533
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: stuck in a hotel or something going well, god, so

534
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: is that what he does for a living. I don't know, Joe,

535
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: You're exceeded the knowledge I have about current fology the

536
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 1: amount that you care exactly. Yeah, I understand. Okay, okay, alright,

537
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: let's talk about subject to hand here? Oh yeah, did

538
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: you I don't even sell my notes Dean about you?

539
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: Do you want to do that? Do you care? Okay,

540
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: so you can say something like that. Guys, do you

541
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: know what data is? And something like that? Okay? Okay,

542
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: all right, Well you don't need coaching on how to

543
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: throw familiar you're a check all right? Oh boy, Okay,

544
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, good n that's fine. Or the

545
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: three of us all together? Could I'll go theory. I'm

546
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: gonna save that for our very last episode that we

547
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: ever do. Well, let's just try it just for the

548
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: fun of it. Let's see how we sound. You're ready

549
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: are recording? Yeah? Sadly? Okay? On three one two three theories?

550
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: That sounds awful. Let's do it. Let's do it again. Fine, theories,

551
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: got nothing but theories? Okay? Where were we? No bad, bad,

552
00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 1: bad races. There's a little motorcycle gang that's sometimes thoses

553
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood. Okay, happy, happy, happy us. No, yesess,

554
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: internet strangers, dictate the mood that I am feeling. Ready,

555
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: you internet strangers, let's him go. All right, I'm speaking

556
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: in the same language that is written on that terrible

557
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: CD that Joe has out there. I'm missing the Steward Hank.

558
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: The h is silent. All right, here we go, alright,

559
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: time for our new theme music inside with the gig sideways. Okay, hey, okay,

560
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: a weird noise. Yeah, let's let's do a little chair

561
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: to make ourselves all jazz. You know these never work.

562
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: I know, Joe, you wanted to turn the volume off

563
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: your phone instead. My point is it's really dumb. I

564
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: know you're being obscenely paradoise. I know, like, don't buy

565
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: Kiwi because they're the government monitors Kiwi kind of crazy paraoid,

566
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: because that's a crazy paranoid theory. Never ever ever ever

567
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

568
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: ever ever ever ever heard that theory before. How long

569
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: do you say it again? Yeah? I do, And I

570
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: want you to at least one more ever than you

571
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: did initially, So I really hope you were counting, Okay,

572
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: were you were? You? How many? I do? I'm okay,

573
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 1: let's go. I'm sweaty. Sorry, did they give her give

574
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: him a leg up on the investigations? Just sitting over

575
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: here cackling to yourself about a job that's pretty funny. Yeah, okay,

576
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: we'll give you that. No, it's not a time, it's middle.

577
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: Is it called the middle of the knife? Not called that,

578
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: It's called the uh. No, it's not called the uh.

579
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: We could, if you want, just called you know where

580
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: the blade goes back into the handle that Devin Stevins googling. Okay,

581
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: what the is that thing called? I know this, God

582
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: damn it, brain for it. Stations of trust. But if

583
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: you want to fall backwards into the blanket, I swear

584
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: that we Joe and I will catch you. I've seen

585
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: that done with two people. It does not work because

586
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: we both go not in. Yeah, yep, you do. It's true.

587
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,959
Speaker 1: It's hard these days because people are you know, they're

588
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: texting whatever. You know, you're falling backwards, and they're like like,

589
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: what did your phone? You know? Yeah, I'm talking about

590
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: that time when when Henry died and I was I

591
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: went out back and I wrapped him up kind of,

592
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: and I went out back and I started digging his grave,

593
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: you know, and it was raining and and I'm almost

594
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: done with the grave and then the doorbell rings as

595
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: Rob and and he and he's like, oh Henry died

596
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: and everything, and he was all serious and everything, and

597
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: then he was Henry was lying on a on a

598
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: towel on the living room floor, and so I picked

599
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: him up and I wrapped him and everything, and I

600
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: had him to Rob and we went out back and

601
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: Rob was carrying Henry like, you know, really really really

602
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: solemnly like this. And then I hear his phone go

603
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: blipp and I like, back, he's got him like this,

604
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: So what's going on? Okay, Henry, Henry survived, excepting didn't.

605
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: He didn't know any better at that point. Yeah, I

606
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: am Zultar, Okay, always serious. We're the host of you

607
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: Will you Shall be Our Slaves, the podcast that tells

608
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: you about the coming New World as soon as the

609
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: mother Ship arrives at Portune Teller I don't know what

610
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: a space alien, dude. No, he's the sports and teller

611
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: from Big Oh. That's right. I gotta I gotta get

612
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: another name and people to us, how about Okay? Alright, ready,

613
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: Crazy yellow Eyes. It's the funniest thing, got crazy yellow

614
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 1: eyes and a sort of crazy expression on, and she's

615
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:35,919
Speaker 1: just like mortal man, I must have your seed, right.

616
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: That's how it works, is like I'm actually gay. Yeah,

617
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: that's a ticket. I'm gay. No, no games, Yeah, that's

618
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: all what right, that's going to have to cut that.

619
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: We have to come. I don't care, So I don't

620
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: want you guys to put in a whole lot. That's

621
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: all I was putting into right now. Okay, in this

622
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: creepy jerky state. Um, that's like two million, two hundred

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Speaker 1: want to see what happened. I'm listening to phone down.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm listening. I'm not making eye contact, but

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Speaker 1: I'm listening. Oh, it's gonna take him five minutes. He's

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Speaker 1: going to clear throughout like twenty times. I totally have

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Speaker 1: enough time to send off a couple of emails. It's fine, good, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna go out for a cigarette pretty soon. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for reminding me. Let's yeah, okay, ready, let's do it

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Speaker 1: all right, let's do this. Hello, Well, no podcast. This week,

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Speaker 1: we're making fun of hair lips, so all of our

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Speaker 1: hair lip listeners. What I found out from my physical

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Speaker 1: therapist through this accident that I am what's called hypermobile,

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Speaker 1: which means my joints just don't stop where they're supposed

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Speaker 1: to stop, which explains a lot of where. So you're

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Speaker 1: more flexible than they average, just like naturally, way more flexible. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, do you hurt your joints a lot?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I do. And she was like, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: you're you're hypermobile. She's like, have you always been flexible

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Speaker 1: even without trying? And I was like yes, and she

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Speaker 1: was like, m you know what you have to do

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Speaker 1: is you have to like buy write a letter to

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton and just say Hillary, where do you get

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Speaker 1: your clothes? Because it looks like you can barely move

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Speaker 1: than those outfits for once. Was working on those for years.

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Speaker 1: And I know everybody makes fun of your wardrobe, but

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Speaker 1: I really envy. Okay, he was ready, Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: There's flies everywhere, just a little fruit flies things down

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Speaker 1: from your fruit rotting flute fruit. I got a couple

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Speaker 1: of apples. I just threw it. And then you need

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Speaker 1: to take the garbage out store a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: fruit in your atteq rea. Yeah, okay, al right, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's start. Let's mix yourun yepp okay, all right, here

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Speaker 1: we go, all right, years the murder, come on, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's go. I think murder is funny. Okay, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you know, okay, alright, done. Sorry for too soon

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Speaker 1: to get punchy. We're not on it, all right, we're ready.

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Speaker 1: M hm. Was that it's not that's the first time

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Speaker 1: I can recreate it. Yeah, that episode that gas gasser

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Speaker 1: of the studio. Already. Let's do this thing, all right,

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Speaker 1: m I don't know it. Could I think this thing

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Speaker 1: but that you used to burn ants? Oh yeah, that thing,

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Speaker 1: the ice scope thing? I like that. Did you use fart? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is that your chair? Okay? M m hm. Joe trying

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Speaker 1: to be quiet is my favorite because it never worked.

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Speaker 1: It's like a teenager sneaking in after hours. Yeah okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Bob Away, I don't like you up to it still

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Speaker 1: Oh actually, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I hate this car

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Speaker 1: accidents still mean up somehow acupuncture just doesn't. It just

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Speaker 1: doesn't sit right anymore, which is really fun thing to

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Speaker 1: have happened. From the rear, ending it's good times or

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm just getting old, you old bag. There you go.

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Speaker 1: If you say it again, all laugh like you said

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Speaker 1: your best laughed Devan. She does it all the time

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Speaker 1: on this show. Only laugh you've ever heard. I thought

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Speaker 1: you liked my humor. You're supposed to laugh? Oh, try

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Speaker 1: it again. Yeah, I thought you loved my humor. Oh

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Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, that's what a genuine last sounds like. Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you ready in April seventeen, mere months ago, said okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do it one more time. Uh huh, okay, are

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Speaker 1: two years in the future. Well I'll still be alive.

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Speaker 1: Good work buddy here just in the litter boxes, clear,

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Speaker 1: all right? Okay, but but maybe he's not the best

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Speaker 1: semen in the world. Don't you don't laugh? I knew

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Speaker 1: you can laugh. Now you're laughing. Oh my god. The

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Speaker 1: word is by the way, see man, except Nazis, you

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Speaker 1: can't say that. That's kind of discriminatory. Anything you can't

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Speaker 1: say I did I tell you guys about that the Wolfins.

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Speaker 1: I did the Wolfenstein thing where it was like this

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Speaker 1: Wolfenstein game has been this series for Phillips and like

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Speaker 1: since the eighties, and every single time the tagline has

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Speaker 1: been killed Nazis killed the Nazis, And until this year

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Speaker 1: everyone was like yep. And then this year they were like,

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Speaker 1: Wolfenstein killed the Nazis, and a bunch of like white

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Speaker 1: supremacists were like, um, that's offensive. You can't say that.

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Speaker 1: What anyway? Okay? Did they change it? No? Nazis come

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Speaker 1: the alienist A L A l I E N s

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Speaker 1: A l I E N. I had to zoom in.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't read it. I did m hm. He's unlike

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Speaker 1: any other nutritional snake. Oh my god, like any other

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Speaker 1: nutritional snake. Okay, snake, nutritional snakes. I fit nurished is

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Speaker 1: in like dear lord, Um, did you breaks? No? Do

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Speaker 1: you need the duck's tape? I need to put my

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Speaker 1: phone onto he needs to have the phones out. Should

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Speaker 1: turn my right off. You should have not have a

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Speaker 1: ringer on. I'm explaining all things in a strange manner today.

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Speaker 1: This makes great audio. Joe leaving the room, clump, clumb, clumb,

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Speaker 1: Joe returning to the room, Joe's squeaky house talks. Maybe

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Speaker 1: that's what we should do, is our special episodes, just

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Speaker 1: the squeaks of this house. Well, if we were going

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Speaker 1: to do a haunted house episode, we've got a lot

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Speaker 1: of sound effects right here. Let's say that's a good

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Speaker 1: episode for whatever, some of our special content. Let's do

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Speaker 1: a haunted house Jim. Yeah, I know, yeah, news alert.

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Speaker 1: It'll be found footage. It'll be like the Blair Witch

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Speaker 1: Project found audio footage. Yeah, I'll think of something. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: let's go ready. Yeah, yeah, that's a fun story. People

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Speaker 1: get killed, you know. Hey. Well yeah, I'm okay, I'm sorry, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go back to it here. I'm trying. Okay, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's okay, that's fine. You destroyed that rug which has

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Speaker 1: been in my family for so many years, tied the

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Speaker 1: room together. Yeah, okay, thank you, Van, if you like

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Speaker 1: for your team. Now, good job. That's Britt the Corpse. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Actually that's a really good, um kind of list. That's

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Speaker 1: actually a really little thing you right around. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna try it one way, okay, and I'm gonna try

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Speaker 1: it another way. You're reading my mind or actually, maybe

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Speaker 1: I pulled a joke out of your mind. I do

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Speaker 1: that a lot. Yeah, all right, here we go. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have Steve mouth. It's the worst,

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Speaker 1: that's what I call it. Now. I can't even stand

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Speaker 1: my own mouth. Uh. You know, you see your cat,

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Speaker 1: you catch your cat pooping on your bed, and you

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Speaker 1: think to yourself, wow, I didn't have my camera. I

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Speaker 1: didn't capture that that wonderful image. And so you want

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Speaker 1: to go back in stage and similarly in war, you

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Speaker 1: know you see something really awesome. Can I ask a question?

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Speaker 1: You want to go back? And we have a lot

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Speaker 1: of questions about that question, analogy. Okay, it's like this.

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Speaker 1: very important that I do hear back from you as

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Speaker 1: soon as possible before we proceed further in any legal manner.

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Speaker 1: My direct call back number is thank you.