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Speaker 1: the rest of this show's hist Oh man, this might

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Speaker 1: this stupid ass computer. I'm shirtless, yeah, your shirtlessy. Hey,

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Speaker 1: before we start the show, I need a temperature check

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Speaker 2: It's not that hot in here today.

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Speaker 1: We are at seventy five degrees eighty two degrees. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it does go up, though, I'll keep it going. It'll

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Speaker 1: Why who's why? I think Colorado the Buff's got some

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Speaker 1: He's not the Heisman. He's minus four hundred. It's so stupid.

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Speaker 2: No, I understand he's a favorite, But that doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not the totality of it, because it

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Speaker 1: I mean he is dominating. Gentry is six hundred yards

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Speaker 2: And what I and I understand that it's a little

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Speaker 1: It is. This is why Travis Henry Hunter, whatever his

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Speaker 2: And then I think it's the seventeenth of the twentieth, right,

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Speaker 2: And then Harrison Butker he tweeted out about, oh made

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Speaker 2: And and so I put on there from Arnold, I said, sow,

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Speaker 1: We need to get Arnold back on eggs. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we need to do that again. That's pretty funny. We

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Speaker 1: gotta start the show man, all right, We're gonna do

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Speaker 1: a lot. Oh the wad two three sore losers? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 1: Ye all it says. And I'm from the north. I'm

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Speaker 1: an alpha male. I live in the north side of Nashville.

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Speaker 1: We have a white picket fans two point five kids

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Speaker 1: to the amount of uh, we don't have any embryos yet,

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Speaker 2: Right, man, how long has this been? Do we want

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Speaker 1: Don't we fil abuster for a couple of minutes? It's

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Speaker 1: been six minutes. Been six minutes, okay, and I'm sweating

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Speaker 1: my tits off, yeah, because I would start in on

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Speaker 1: your sounding board, I mean, okay, but I will say this.

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Speaker 1: I am glad to report that Batter's Box is alive.

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Speaker 1: He is alive. If everybody it's a batter's box.

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Speaker 2: He was texting me yesterday mid afternoon, and then the

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Speaker 2: forty nine ers went into absolute free fall mode and

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Speaker 2: you're alive. And he responded, alive, that's all he.

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Speaker 1: Said, thanks, welfare check, Yeah, that's all he had. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I want to say that fantasy football is the dumbest

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Speaker 2: thing out there. Fantasy football is the stupidest thing that

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Speaker 1: Because it is absolutely stupid.

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Speaker 2: I have been eliminated from the sore Losers League. And

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Speaker 2: let me tell you, I was so excited, so excited

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Speaker 2: when this dude I'm playing. He's also in first place.

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Speaker 2: We're tied to top the division.

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Speaker 1: There's three of us tied, and the Flying Chickheads or

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Speaker 1: Chijuanas or whatever the hell they are. Chihuah was some

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Speaker 1: name spa he kept Tank Bisbee in his lineup. Tank

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Speaker 1: Bigsby was out, he was hurt. He wasn't playing. Etn

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Speaker 1: any eating. The Jaguars didn't do it. They just got

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Speaker 1: that ass my words and made it funny. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the Lions ate that ass all day. Hey, Billy text

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Speaker 1: me in the morning, he's like, need locks. I said,

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Speaker 1: Lions money line were minus one thousand. You had to

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Speaker 1: the Lions. Yes, you could have bet Lions minus forty

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Speaker 1: five and you covered. Dude. That's why it was funny.

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Speaker 1: That's why I said, I know, that's what's the Imagine

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Speaker 1: the payout on an alt line of forty five. Uh,

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Speaker 1: don't know if it even goes that high. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Vegas would never stand to lose that much money, but

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Speaker 1: so rare in the NFL. The scores are lower too,

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Speaker 1: outscore a team by forty five. The fact that there's

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Speaker 2: I did bet the Lions minus twenty one and a half.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, that's how you like to spend your harder

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Speaker 1: money rooting for the Jaggers.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I bet the Lions minus twenty one and a half.

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Speaker 2: I did allt line on the Lions.

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Speaker 1: Oh you did, yes, So what was the that I

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Speaker 1: wasn't even it was still only plus like two hundred. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you could have helped me with the minus forty line.

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Speaker 1: It would have been double whatever your damn line. It

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Speaker 1: would have been a lot more than that. Let's see.

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Speaker 2: I it was, and I bet it when the Lions

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Speaker 2: and scored right away, and I was like, all right,

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Speaker 2: there's no way the Jags. They're about to get their

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Speaker 2: ass eight. And I was like, I'm gonna go ahead,

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Speaker 2: just do this and let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's oh, here we go. It's pulling up now. I

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Speaker 2: did minus twenty one and a half. Did it paid

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Speaker 2: plus one eighty?

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Speaker 1: That's it. That's bad. You bet it live when it

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Speaker 1: was different score. There's three nothing I swore to you.

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Speaker 1: That makes no sense. What's telling you when I bet it,

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Speaker 1: then you didn't bet that. And I actually bet twenty

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Speaker 1: and a half, not twenty one and a half, as

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Speaker 1: I got it under twenty one. We got to take

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Speaker 1: a break. No, no, we're not taking.

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Speaker 2: But I'm just gonna tell you about what happened in fantasy.

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Speaker 2: So I had Jayden Daniels go on Thursday night. He

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Speaker 2: didn't do jack crap. He got me fifteen freaking points.

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Speaker 1: Eighty two degrees. Check in, still the same.

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Speaker 2: And I'm excited when Sunday at noon hits and Tank

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Speaker 2: Bigsby is still in his lineup.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, kids, talk to your mom.

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Speaker 2: And then my team decided to absolutely just crap the

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Speaker 2: bed and do absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Man.

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Speaker 2: And this dude had everybody in their mom, everybody in

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Speaker 2: their mom on his roster went off.

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Speaker 1: I here's my problem. My team this year just has

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Speaker 1: nobody that goes off. Yea, I have solid players, but

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Speaker 1: no one that goes off. Like I traded for Tyreek

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Speaker 1: Hill and he has yet to have that explosive one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty yard game two tds. He just isn't

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Speaker 1: doing anything but the Tiawana Flying chickheads, Josh Allen twenty five,

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Speaker 2: Then we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk everything

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Speaker 2: there is about Dallas, Texas, not the Cowboys, but the

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Speaker 1: Heard around the world. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 2: About eleven thirty what, Yeah, eleven fifty five, eleven fifty five,

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Speaker 1: Hold off on going live until I say you're good,

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Speaker 1: You're live, You're live. We're live. Man, is that dark?

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Speaker 1: Spin spin spin spin, Okay, cool, all right, Maybe I'll

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, first I watched that girl fight, and

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Speaker 1: This is big for the Cowboys, this is a big game.

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Speaker 1: Channa leaders look great.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're here Cowboys. Damn, We're just decide to

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Speaker 1: I missed all that. I was frozen. Oh you're frozen. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And then right before they're about to walk out, my

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Speaker 2: I feel bad for you. This sucks. Like how is

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Speaker 2: it is going so slow. My wife went I don't

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Speaker 1: Did you not see the other shit? No, who was

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Speaker 1: We were in an ad Bro, we were in a

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Speaker 1: say we're in a simulation. We're not. We're in a

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Speaker 1: This is where he got sad bro when he started

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Speaker 1: damn name? Logan Jake Ball.

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Speaker 3: He's an entrepreneur, he's a YouTube both and boxer. He's

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, do we have to say he's a YouTuber,

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Speaker 1: I was puckered. I had every parlay what was there

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Speaker 1: to be puckered? A bart about Once they said Mike

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Speaker 1: going alone, man, I don't he didn't. Dude. That was

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Speaker 1: kind of sad. He didn't have one person in his entourage,

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Speaker 1: lonelier than if these things had never been there in

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Speaker 2: Dude, it took him forty five minutes to hobble to

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Speaker 2: Paul got a car and fucking grandpa has to walk

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Speaker 2: the whole mile to the ring. No wonder his legs

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Speaker 2: were tired after the first round. He'd already walked a

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Speaker 1: Beser was actually pretty emotional because she was rooting for Tyson.

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Speaker 1: That was bad man. And once you saw him just

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Speaker 1: walking towards the ring, you said, there is no way

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson is going to do anything in this fight.

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Speaker 1: There's no way. It is like fighting a grandpa like

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Speaker 1: it was so and we all fell for it. We

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Speaker 1: You didn't even say the fact of the match. Seventy

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Speaker 1: your money? Right? Then, you're well earned as a truck driver.

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Speaker 1: You drove a lot away, You drove all the way

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Speaker 1: across America. You put down a lot of crop boys, boys,

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Speaker 1: you've been knocking those crops out, and that your money

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Speaker 1: was in that man's leg brace. If you actually bet

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Speaker 1: Sword losers did not know? The nation did not bet

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Speaker 1: on I bet they did. I bet they did. Did

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Speaker 1: But I'm telling you the stats don't lie. Seventy percent

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Speaker 1: What what world do you think a fifty eight year

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Speaker 1: did you watch it? Raw dog? I watched it right

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Speaker 1: just like, all right, I won't even hit you. So

429
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: it was obviously hey man, Mike, if you get in

430
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 1: the ring with me, I promise you I will not

431
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: knock you out, but I get you on that one

432
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 1: in the script. Guys, if that was the script, y'all

433
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't make it a damn day in Hollywood, right because

434
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: they have I'm a script writer.

435
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 2: Jake Paul has to have that go eight rounds to

436
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,199
Speaker 2: get his money worth, to get everybody excited and everybody

437
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 2: talking about it.

438
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: It has to go eight rounds. Listen and listen. If

439
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles on Hollywood Boulevard, damn it. Yeah,

440
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: y'all gonna need another script. This one's soubjass. All right,

441
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm staying on the cutting room floor. Boy, if you're

442
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: gonna make it in LA you better become a better writer.

443
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: Script was shit. No, I'll hang up and listen. Tell

444
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 1: me more. What what? What? What? Just the part that was

445
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: scripted was? I mean Tyson in the third round, I

446
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: think through seven total punches. It was so stupid. But

447
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: we did see those video clips where Tyson was hammering

448
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: and humping in the in the ring, so it looked

449
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: like he still kind of had it.

450
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: And then they come out and he's like at the

451
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 2: end of the fight, I mean, the fight was so stupid,

452
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 2: and then they're bowing to each other.

453
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: Well, the final ten seconds when he did start doing

454
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 1: the bowing, I mean, that's scripted, Like I thought, you

455
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: fight till the bell exactly, That's what I mean.

456
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 2: And he just kept saying afterwards, it was such an

457
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: honor to share the ring with a legend, Like what

458
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: are we doing?

459
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: But it brought America together. It's something everybody's gonna remember

460
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: for the rest of their lives. Where you were when

461
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: you watch Tyson, No, not where you were when you

462
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: got conned into watching Tyson versus Paul. I didn't get

463
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 1: conned because I didn't take the minus two hundred Paul,

464
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: you gonna make any money, and I didn't take Tyson.

465
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: The money was in it to go full eight rounds

466
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: plus one eighty. That's insane. They were giving that away.

467
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 1: I had over six rounds and I had eight rounds.

468
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: So let me tell you the first round. I was

469
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: feeling fine, second, third, four, fifth, six, little puckered. I mean,

470
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: I mean, one punch and he would have gone down

471
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: him be dead. If Jake Paul really was boxing, he was,

472
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 1: I get it. But Tyson's able to keep him back. Stop.

473
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,959
Speaker 1: Jake Paul did say if he would have went for

474
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 1: that punch that leaves him open up and exposed to

475
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: one punch from Iron Mike, stop Iron Mike shows up

476
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: with that coat at his face like it look like

477
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: he was made in like ship shiwana. Dude.

478
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 2: The fact that you are still sitting here saying like this,

479
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: how sad you are like this?

480
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: This is your You're America y No, no, no, I'm

481
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: not America because I didn't bet Tyson. America betted Tyson.

482
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 2: But you're still sitting here going man. But Jake Paul

483
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: even said man, he had to be careful because one punch.

484
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 2: There was a time in the world Jake Paul could

485
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 2: have just sat there and gone off and just nailed Tyson.

486
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: Here's where you don't know, dick, but he on, hold on,

487
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna bite your dick and listen to this, because

488
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: listen to this. You ever watched Mayweather that's a Mayweather fight.

489
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: They know Weather doesn't fight. Bro. They dance and they

490
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: always keep a glovelength. The way they're back, they're back,

491
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 1: they're moving. That's a Mayweather fight. That's just how boxing is.

492
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: The girls, man, that's how boxing should be. Those women

493
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: were beating it.

494
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: There is no world that that was a real boxing match.

495
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: Jake Paul, if he really wanted to box, would have

496
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 2: knocked Tyson out, but to get Tyson in the ring,

497
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 2: because Tyson knew there was no way he was gonna

498
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 2: be able to do shit.

499
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: He knew it, and he said, Okay, I won't knock

500
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: you out. I'm not gonna do anything. We're gonna go

501
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: eight rounds. You'll make twenty million, I'll make forty million.

502
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: It'll get it.

503
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: It'll be a huge thing on Netflix. I promise to

504
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,479
Speaker 2: take it easy on you, even though I don't think

505
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 2: Jake Paul's a good boxer, but he's better than a

506
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: fifty eight year old Mike Tyson.

507
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there watching it, going, damn, they got us,

508
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: they got I mean.

509
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: Then Tyson afterwards is talking about, man, I didn't win tonight,

510
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 2: but it really got me. I won in life because

511
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: you know back in July, I had to have blood transfusions.

512
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: Why the fuck am I just now hearing that he

513
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: had blood transfusion in July? Like, no crap, you had

514
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: blood transfusions.

515
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 2: In July, and you thought you were gonna come in

516
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: here and box and win, and seventy percent of America

517
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: bet on your ass. And they said, Mike, is this

518
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 2: the last time we saw.

519
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: You in the ring? And he said, I don't think so.

520
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: Excuse me, No one is gonna watch you box again.

521
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: Mike's Tyson and he goes, maybe I'll fight Logan like

522
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: so scripted, And Logan goes, I'll kill you man, so dumb.

523
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take out a part of something nice said.

524
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, I agree with you man. Yeah, we're done

525
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: with the camera. I agree with you, man. But listen,

526
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: we've never broke down a boxing match before, and it

527
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: shows we just showed our soft underbelly. No, we have

528
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: no expertise being able to break down. I wasn't even

529
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: throw that many punches. But did you see did some

530
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: punches hit Tyson in the face a couple? Okay, how

531
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: do you know that one of those punches isn't gonna

532
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: knock out Tyson, Come on, ray, he could him, I

533
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: know he could have, but he didn't. Why didn't he

534
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: batter him? Then Mike Tyson was a battered woman, and

535
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: that's enough. But I'm telling you, you can't predict if

536
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: a punch is gonna knock somebody out. Sure towards the

537
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: end he could have, but he you know, he could

538
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: have knocked him out from any time from the second

539
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: round on, and he didn't do it. You know why,

540
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: because that ruins the show. I don't know. I don't

541
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: think it was an agreement. This is what I don't understand.

542
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: It was scripted. Sure, hey, we're not gonna knock each

543
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: other out, but we're gonna throw some punches. And if

544
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: you do get knocked out, like you, you're gonna have

545
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: to throw punches. You can't do a fake fight for

546
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: eight so you still throw punches. But it was just understood,

547
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: he's not gonna go attack this. But they he grab

548
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: each other in the first round, and then they never

549
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: grabbed each other again. I thought the whole eight rounds

550
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: gonna be grabbing. Dude, you got lucky at least they

551
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: were bouncing around a little bit, because if they did

552
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: that grab and I was like, this is beautiful. This

553
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: is gonna be the easiest eight rounds of my life

554
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: if every two seconds they grab each other, because that's

555
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: what Mayweather does. Yeah, that's all he does. Then what

556
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: the hell is Rosie Perez doing on the broadcast? What

557
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: what does she have to do with boxing? Dude? She

558
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: was bad, right, but it didn't even make sit like, So, Rosie,

559
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: what do you think? I think a bad thing? What's

560
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: a bad thing? Did you watch the pregame where they

561
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: went to Evander Holyfield? No, they're having Mike trouble and

562
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: he couldn't hear any of the questions. And so the

563
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: lady from Europe, she's great, she does soccer and now

564
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: she does soccer, but all of a sudden she's doing boxing. Bro,

565
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: She's phenomenal. Their accent goes perfect with any type of broadcasting.

566
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: She was great, And so she's interviewing Holyfield or Evander Holyfield,

567
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: what's the other one? Man Oscar Mayer, Lewis Lennox Lewis

568
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: Lennox is doing all the answering, and she's like, well, Evander,

569
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: are you able to hear me? And Evander's like he

570
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: couldn't hear shit, and so then Lennox had to tell

571
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: him the question every question, and so she'd ask a

572
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: good one. She'd be like, what was it like the

573
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: time that you battled Iron Mike? And then he'd be

574
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: like eh, and she's like, would you please tell him

575
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: the question I asked? He can't hear me because he

576
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: couldn't hear shit, and so then Lennox would have to

577
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: relay the question to him, and she's like, please, please

578
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: as to me. I asked you a question, dude, for

579
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: a teleprompter not working and an earpiece not working and

580
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: a mouthpie's not working. She did great. Whatever her name is,

581
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: she is gonna be one of the best women announcers

582
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: in America. Okay, and she's from Europe and all, would

583
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: you just repeat what I fucking said I need to answer?

584
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: And then he'd go hah, and he's got like, dude,

585
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: it we were watching it old folks home. He had

586
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: glasses on. He goes, hey, I can't hear the question, lady.

587
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: That's what we were watching. That's what entertains Americans. We

588
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: were watching a bunch of fucking old people and then

589
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: here comes Tyson. Dude, they got a wheelchair ramp up

590
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: in that moth didn't be in there? Did that there? Dude?

591
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: And he's got the praise on. He's got one leg

592
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: walking the plank. What are we doing? What we're all

593
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: clue to the TV? Every Gen Z or millennial is

594
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: watching that ship and Mike Iron Mike comes up there, dude,

595
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: and he's got a walking boot on. Dumb ass in America.

596
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: Even my dad trying to tune into that ship. My

597
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: dad tune into that ship. We're idiots, dude. That just

598
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: tells you dumb we are. We are so stupid, We

599
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: are so stupid. Like and then I was like, if

600
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: you would have known the outcome, would you have watched? No? See,

601
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,239
Speaker 1: the only reason I was watching it was gonna look

602
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: that bad dude. It was. I mean the fight was horrible.

603
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: It was so horrible. I mean even though they gave

604
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: up the final twenty seconds and he bowed to him,

605
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 1: that was cool, but it's stilln't cool. Also like boxing

606
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: that like that's that show scripted When you do that

607
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: and then you and Jake Paul is so stupid, like

608
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: when they're like, man, what's it feel like to beat

609
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, He's like, man, it's crazy that I beat

610
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: the legend. You didn't you beat a fucking grandpa. Dude,

611
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: you didn't beat Mike Tyson twenty million dollars. Every website

612
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: said it, what was it? Elder abuse? And that's why

613
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,239
Speaker 1: he didn't knock him out. That's why he didn't pummel him,

614
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: because then all America would talk about is him beating

615
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: up a grant like it would be like man, dude,

616
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: that they would feel bad and be like they shouldn't

617
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: have done it, They shouldn't have done it. So you

618
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: have to look like Mike Tyson is semi respectable and

619
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: he wasn't able to get knocked out. You gotta take

620
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: a break. It's so stupid. No, I gotta tell you

621
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: about the old. No, you've gone roge. You gotta take

622
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: a break. No, I'll take a break, sweating dude, Wait

623
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: jack check eighty six? Eighty six. We'll take a break.

624
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: Can't put your check eighty six. We'll take a break.

625
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. What's the time? Thirty two three?

626
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, right, they were doing that. They were

627
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: interviewing Jerry Jones, Michael Urvans up there on the set. No,

628
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: I really want to take a damn break, I'm literally

629
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: we didn't take a break. I'm sweaty. Oh you mean

630
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: you want to go outside? It's fine, let's just get

631
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: out of here. Let's see this done. I literally wanted

632
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: to take a break. Dude. What Jerry Jones is sitting

633
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: at the table with that lady you're talking about Michael

634
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: Urbans there, and she's like, so, Jerry, you know what

635
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: does it mean to have this Cowboys stadium? And he's

636
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: like and he's like, She's like, Jerry, I can't hear you. Wait,

637
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: the same thing happened, yes, right, His mic didn't work,

638
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: his microphone did not work. You can't make this. Not

639
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: only couldn't nelies not get their stream right, they couldn't

640
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: even get the damn microphones for their host. So Michael

641
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: Urban finally, under the second question, had to hand them

642
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: over his mic, and whenever he wanted to talk, he

643
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: lean over to freaking Jerry and talking to his mic.

644
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: And I guess they brought Michael irb and a new

645
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: mic because he started talking eventually. But I was like this,

646
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: it sums it up in a nutshell, guys. That's what

647
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: I was telling Beazeer the whole time. I'm like, people

648
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: can't do live. I was like, you gotta respect that

649
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: we do live radio every day. I was like, the

650
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: average person can't do live. I said, see, see see

651
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: your husband does live every and she's like, okay, please

652
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: shut up. I'm like, no, seriously, not most TV radio.

653
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: A lot of the midday people are scripted or voice tracked.

654
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, people can't do live like we

655
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: can on the Big Show. I mean I think she

656
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: actually thought I was kind of cool there for a second. Dude.

657
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, people just can't do live like us. Yeah,

658
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: and Jake Paul, I mean, god, it's just it's such

659
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: a joke. It's such a joke. Such what he roll

660
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: up in. I was trying to think, I don't give

661
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: a shit what he rolled up in. But I'm gonna

662
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: tell you this right now. Never ever, Oh, they said

663
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: his short cit he was wearing was a million dollars exactly.

664
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: That's another reason you know it's fake. He's wearing a

665
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: million dollar outfit because it's a it's w WE. It

666
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: is a damn wrestling match with gloves on their hand.

667
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: But and bro, see what I get, I'm in on

668
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: the script. I'm not gonna be the dumb part that

669
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: bets seventy percent on Tyson. I'm gonna just tell you this,

670
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: so you're telling me. The announcers and stuff, we're in

671
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: on the script because the dude, when they were breaking

672
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: it down, they go, I don't know, I don't know. Mike,

673
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: Tyson's got a real thick neck. You you're gonna try

674
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: and punch him, and he's gonna just neck right out

675
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 1: of it. Age, you gotta stick neck. You're not gonna

676
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: get him out, dude. They were all in on it

677
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: being a good fight. Dude. The announcers, they have to

678
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: sell it. But then that's what I'm saying. Everybody was

679
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: in on it. We all got the lady from Europe.

680
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: We saw Lambo no engine. Listen. The lady from Europe

681
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: didn't know really what was gonna happen. And she goes, seriously,

682
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: Lennox Lewis, what this gonna happen? She had no idea.

683
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: She was genuinely trying to figure it out. And if

684
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: finna find out Lennox Lewis or Randa Houlefield, I don't

685
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: know who the hell was, goes, that's gonna be a

686
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: good battle. I tell you gonna go down, dude, nobody.

687
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 1: She was trying to find out the information. Nobody knew.

688
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: Even the boxers who fought in the ring thought it

689
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: was gonna be a good match. They asked Roy Jones Junior.

690
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: I said, so is Jake Paul a good boxer? And

691
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: he goes compared to who, Like, that's what I'm saying.

692
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: It's such a joke. We all got con listen. I was,

693
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: I was in. I knew it was gonna be I

694
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: said it on Friday Show. I said, it's gonna be

695
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: so stupid, but I will be watching. See I thought

696
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: I could have been it. I thought it could have

697
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: I did. I don't know what I said or didn't say,

698
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: but it was part of every parlay known to man

699
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: that I have. I needed at six rounds or eight rounds.

700
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: And I knew it could possibly be a tie, which

701
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: was the dumbest hand. I never said, Tyson, but I

702
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: did think there was possibly it could be a draw.

703
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: That's why I would only go Paul. And I didn't

704
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: love the Paul pick because I though you never know

705
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: if it's scripted. It was so just never again, never again.

706
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: But Southbeach called it, dude. He texted me like three

707
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: hours before the fight, sitting there having drinks. Bezer had

708
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: a friend over. They're like, you're really gonna watch it?

709
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: So I'm like, yeah, Netflix's Rocket, I had practice in it.

710
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 1: Sounds like, dude, get ready, it's gonna be glitching like crazy.

711
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, what it's like, dude, they don't ever do live.

712
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's gonna be freezing like nuts. Sure,

713
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, sabage, what do you know about live DV?

714
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: Good call, dude? Will you ever watch a Jake Paul

715
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: fight again? I've watched them all just because they're usually

716
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: part of my parlays. I mean, I've seen the highlights.

717
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: I've there was one other one I watched whoever whichever

718
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: brother fought the Mayweather guy. I watched that one. Oh,

719
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: I thought I watched the one with the DS brother

720
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: and da he beat Dias. I've seen him. They're all fine.

721
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 1: Usually there's more action. This one was two minutes. See,

722
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: they wanted more action because of the two minutes. It

723
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: really didn't and they ran.

724
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 2: In two minutes because then they could look like he

725
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: was actually trying. And then oh the bell rang out

726
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: so he can go to a next round. Oh the

727
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: bell rang out Mike Tyson's late. He would have collapsed

728
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: if they had three minute rounds.

729
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it was one of those you don't even

730
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: go back and watch the next day, Like NFL games, man,

731
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: there's so much action. Usually the next day you're like, oh,

732
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: I forgot about that was awesome, man, Yeah, dude, that one.

733
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: Usually I've kind of seen it so bad. It was

734
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: so bad. I didn't see it on ESPN. I wonder

735
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: if they didn't have rights to it, because they were like,

736
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: we're not showing this joke of a fight. We don't

737
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: show w W E highlights on Sports Center. We're not

738
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: gonna show Jake Paul bo. I mean, it did bring

739
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: us all together. You, Me, Scuba, Steve, all watching the

740
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: same ship. We're all part in America all. We're all

741
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: part of the freaking Like, hey guys, hey guys, it

742
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: should come on round ten. I was like, no, Scuba,

743
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: it'll be around twelve, ten thirty. These things are usually

744
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: delayed lunch, Like, hey, guys, let me know when it's

745
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: gonna be a we're on this Sponzi scheme, dude, we're

746
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: all hey, man, let me know when you think it's

747
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: gonna start stupidest fight ever, dude, ever, ever, ever, Dude.

748
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: He got in there and the legs started trembling. Within

749
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: like twesdayond I'm like, this guy's not gonna die in

750
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: the ring. I mean, I mean, dude, you know most

751
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: people have a stool when they go back to their corner.

752
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: He just had a wheelchair. Man. It was so dude.

753
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: There was no person that was like, hey, we needed

754
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: this can't happen, or was everybody in on it. Everybody

755
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: was in on it except for a man. The rep

756
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: is like, oh, you know, this is gonna be a

757
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: pro fight, you know what, shut up. And then at

758
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: the end of the fight and the rest making sure

759
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: he gets in all the pictures, he's like, hey wait wait,

760
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: let me in, Let me in, Let me in. And

761
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: I lopped my ass off. Another thing. I sat there

762
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: and thought, how much did people pay for those damn

763
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: tickets to be there? Oh my god, how mad would

764
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: you be? It was at the football stadium so they

765
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 1: can fit fifty thousand. What I mean, people pay thousands? Bad?

766
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: Are you? I would never because I trust me guys

767
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: made the mistake. Once went to a UFC at Bridgetone.

768
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: What I realized is when you're a couple deep, it's

769
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: impossible to tell who's who, and you never know who's

770
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: winning who's losing. Dude, it's so bad.

771
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: But even if you're up close for that, if you

772
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 2: paid five thousand dollars for a seat to see Tyson

773
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 2: and Paul, you're a fucking idiot.

774
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Tell me what do

775
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: you think? Eh? Eh, what are we watching? This guy

776
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: didn't even get an ear piece in his ear. He's like, hap,

777
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: And dude, she knows she wasn't in on the scant scam.

778
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: I wish I knew her damn name if I did

779
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: any prep for the show. But whatever, the European lady.

780
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: She goes but seriously telling me, is it gonna be

781
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: a good fight due all she wanted to do is

782
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: fucking no, And he goes, hah, he's the interview. He

783
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: couldn't even hear her, and she was trying to get

784
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 1: to the bottom of it, that it was a Ponzi

785
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: scheme and that we just didn't get there. If she

786
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: could have interviewed for another thirty minute, she would have

787
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,439
Speaker 1: known everybody was in on it. And the jig is up, man,

788
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: I I it was. It was so wild. It was

789
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: such a like it was like a ship against the

790
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: wall to see what would work. I mean, why was

791
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: Rosie Perez there? She was bad? Why I was glad?

792
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: I don't know who she is? Her white man can't

793
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: jump okay, all I know is Jeopardy okay. Cool her

794
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: voice and when she tried to explain what was happening,

795
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: like she's just not good at that, I was like, Oh,

796
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: this is cringe. Who is she? Get her off my set?

797
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 1: It was baffling. Ray it's title nine. No, I just don't.

798
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 2: I still can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. Hey,

799
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: well done, they got us, they got us.

800
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: We did it. And then UFC Saturday night, I gotta

801
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: go to break, man, I gotta bleep something earlier on.

802
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, We'll right back. Is it forty

803
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: thirty nine? Forty twenty six? Dude?

804
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 2: I almost didn't get UFC on Saturday night because I

805
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: was so so like out on the fight. I was like,

806
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 2: it's gonna be the same thing. Bones Jones has zero

807
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 2: percent chance of losing the fight. Really like going into it,

808
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 2: I knew that, So I'm like, do I really want

809
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 2: to pay for it. But the Michael Chandler fight right

810
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 2: before the co main event.

811
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: That was awesome. Won that one Oliver beat Yeah he

812
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: was a favorite.

813
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah he was a big favorite. But I mean that

814
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 2: fifth round Chandler came out and I mean it was

815
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 2: got him really hurt. And then OLIVERA gets his back

816
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 2: and he I mean, Michael Chandler must be one strong

817
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 2: human because he stood up twice with him on his own.

818
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: That was that fight. When he dump boom and did

819
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: it again boom, It was awesome.

820
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: And then you get in and it was like Mike

821
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: Tyson two point oho walk into the ring. When Steve

822
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 2: Bay got in the ring with Bones Jones, he looked old,

823
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 2: it's a fight I said should have happened five years

824
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: ago on Friday's pod, and that's exactly what it looked like.

825
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: He never a shot. He just did it for the money.

826
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 2: He's like, you know what, you guys want to pay

827
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: me a few million dollars to get in here and

828
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: get my ass kicked, I'll do it. And he got

829
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: kicked right in the ribs. He went down, fight over

830
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 2: like maybe I think it was second round, maybe it

831
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 2: was third round.

832
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but it.

833
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: Was just like and Steve Bay and they're like, what

834
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: are we going to see from here in the future.

835
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 2: He's like, now, I'm done, Joe, this was my last fight.

836
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done. It was a money ground. He

837
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: wasn't he wasn't. He didn't he could win. He knew

838
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: he was gonna get paid millions of dollars. It was

839
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson two point zero. Sad weekend. Man. Then I

840
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: didn't watch football on Sunday. It was my wife's birthday. Man.

841
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: We played outside all day, the kids beautiful. I mean,

842
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: it was a beautiful day, beautiful day.

843
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: Good Bears played well. They lost, thank god they lost well.

844
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: The Packers didn't damn cover. I needed him to get

845
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: that two point conversion to go up by three, and

846
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: they didn't, so I didn't care that they just won.

847
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: I got greedy and pushed the line from six to three.

848
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: I should have pushed it to damn zero, and then

849
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: I'd have won. My parlay had been the most beautiful

850
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: parlay of all time. Yeah.

851
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: I don't want the Bears to win because we're not

852
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: gonna go to the playoffs, so why not get a

853
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: better draft pick.

854
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams looks like shit. Bon Nicks out here balling.

855
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: He looked decent, dude, he was actually hitting guys, was he?

856
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: I mean bon Nicks out here balling? Drake May looks fantastic.

857
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: Didn't see Drake May. He wasn't on the squad box,

858
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: but I saw a ton of bo Dicks. I mean,

859
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: bone Nicks is slinging it, dude. The Broncos are actually good,

860
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: tightened sold. They're so bad. Yeah, they're getting beat the

861
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: whole game so bad. South each wanted to go to that. No,

862
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: in what world would I drive from the country forty

863
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: five minutes and go to that shit? I mean, if

864
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: I had Mondays off, if Bone said, hey man, you

865
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: can have Monday off, I would actually semi considerate. But still,

866
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: who was I can't do it? Had more purple in

867
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: that stadium.

868
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: Than Minnesota Vikings fans travel, but they don't seem to

869
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 2: be very good either. They kind of I think they

870
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: peaked at the bend of the year and they're kind

871
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: of coming down. I don't know, but yeah, I didn't

872
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: watch for we guess there's my wife's birthday. So we

873
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 2: just chilled and I got a text from someone said,

874
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: oh dude, sorry, about your you know, are you pissed

875
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: about the Bears? Eber Flus has to be fired by tomorrow.

876
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, why what happened? We got the field goal block?

877
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: Good man? I want to go to his headset, but

878
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: we need to fire. He's gonna get fired anyway. He sucks.

879
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: He's terrible.

880
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: But I watch all the I mean, I see highlights

881
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 2: of Drake May and I'm like, damn, that dude looks

882
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: like he has it. Bo Nix looks like he has it,

883
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: and I'm just en Jayden has it, and I'm like,

884
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: does Caleb have it?

885
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man. He's a good interviewer. He sounds

886
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: good when he yeah good, Yeah. I like that. That's

887
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: very important, you know, no home Yeah? Man? Did you

888
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: see that with Lonzo Ball? Yeah? At one hundred thousand? Yeah?

889
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: Anything else? Right? What did you do all week? He man,

890
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted explaining those fights. Man. All right, Uh, college football,

891
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: I don't know who's good. What we're gonna find out?

892
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: Valls are going to still make the playoffs. Georgia is

893
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: gonna make the playoffs. They here. Here's the thing. Well,

894
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: I broke it down. There's gonna be four teams from

895
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: the SEC, three from the Big Ten, one from the

896
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: Mountain West, two from the Big twelve, one from the

897
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: Big twelve. There's only one, okay, one from the Big twelve,

898
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: one from Conference USA. But SEC's gonna get four in.

899
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 2: I mean they put see, here's what the committee did

900
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 2: last week. They put Tennessee, I think was at seven.

901
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 2: Then they put uh, Georgia at twelve.

902
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 1: Georgia had to win or they were not going to

903
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 1: make the playoffs. But that is what they did on purpose.

904
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: They didn't want to put Tennessee too low because if

905
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: Tennessee lost, they wanted to it.

906
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 2: They wanted to keep Tennessee in and allow Georgia to

907
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: stay in. So they put them at twelve, saying, oh,

908
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: well they you know, they beat number seven, so number

909
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 2: seven will move down to number ten, Georgia will move

910
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: up to number nine.

911
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: They're in the playoffs.

912
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 2: Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Texas. I mean, hell uh, I think

913
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: those are the four from the freaking.

914
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: SEC, A and M. They're not getting in. Yeah, unless

915
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: they beat Texas. See what happens If they beat Texas,

916
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: that would be a problem that can't happen because then

917
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: I think balls are out. That's tough. But yeah, they

918
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: were doing everything they could. Oregon. I mean I watched

919
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: that game with Wisconsin. They look like they suck, dude.

920
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: I went to bed, I woke up Jones one, which

921
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: was good. Oregon was losing. They ended up winning. Falls

922
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: when I went to bed, were tied. They lost by it.

923
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 1: They didn't score in the second half. No fell asleep

924
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: from my boys. Man. I knew we didn't have to

925
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: win it. Playoff system playoffs. I knew we were good. Yeah,

926
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: you're good. All right, I have a good Monday, guys.

927
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go do

928
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: some work. Hey, what's that temperature check before we go? Yeah? Yeah,

929
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: I get this thing going. Man.

930
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm I'll tell you what's not a con. It's

931
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 2: Sore Losers Convention Coaches Convention four Sorelosers dot Com.

932
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: Get your tickets. Eighty seven degrees.

933
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 2: Eighty seven degrees, guys. You see what we suffer through

934
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 2: to get you, guys this pod. So when people are like, oh,

935
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: you don't even work construction. It's hot out there. It's

936
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 2: just as hot in this damn room as it is

937
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: out there on the construction site. I'll hang up and listen.

938
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, guys, go to Sore Losers convention. It is

939
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: gonna be a blast confirmed. Muffy confirmed, Aaron, Bertoke confirmed,

940
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: Carmen confirmed, Arnold confirmed, any others on the Facebook page.

941
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 1: You're a lot of Cartonis and his wife will be there.

942
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: She's really nice. He's crazy though, that's the problem. B

943
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: McNamee is gonna be there, Caraway is gonna come. The

944
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 2: Glass family will be there.

945
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: Hey. And in Fantasy, dude, your brother won by one hundred.

946
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: I said, give him the trophy already for Fantasy there

947
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: ain't nobody gonna stop him. A man, but we are

948
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: going to make the playoffs. Oh yeah, we're in first place.

949
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: It's over. We got a seventeam tied for first in

950
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: our division. Unbelievable division. Never been this competitive before. Justin

951
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: has already declared himself coach of the Year. Congratulations, worse

952
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: to first. I hate Fantasy, man, I really hate it.

953
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: The texts were off the chain this week. I'd love

954
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: to hear them. I said I won Personality of the

955
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: Year for Country Radio, thank you, And he said, I

956
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. He said I won Best mother

957
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: Ger in Nashville. Who cares? I said, Also, if I

958
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: win Coach of the Year, that'd be icing on the shaft.

959
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: And he said, I win Coach of the Year by

960
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: a landslide. It's not even a close race. There's no

961
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: dark horse. And I said, I'm willing to offer you

962
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: a buy out to shut the fuck up. And he said,

963
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm offering you a buyout to shut the hook up

964
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,399
Speaker 1: without a BUYEO. Hey, I gotta text him, Garrett. He's

965
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: in Vegas, man, he is, Yeah, he's in Vegas.

966
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: And he sent me a picture from Circa the Sports

967
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 2: does and he texted our group, the Fellows, and I

968
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: was like, dang, dude, that looks great. Have you bet

969
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 2: on everything that is on that screen? He goes, so far,

970
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 2: I'm one for twelve in my sports bets.

971
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: Wow. I'm like, have a day, man, I have a day.

972
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: Bottom feeder. Hey, he's just he ate rock Bottom and

973
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: kept digging and one for twelveyikes, man, tell him to

974
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: take the next flight out. Yeah. Have you ever thought

975
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: about betting on an underdog every once in a while? Man?

976
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: Whoa way, we'll be there in a week. I won't Yeah,

977
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: too soon, man,