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Speaker 1: The Nicki Gleiser Podcastni Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's a Nicki Glazer podcast.

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Speaker 1: How you feeling out there? Feeling pretty good here in

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis. My mom isn't here today. That was fun yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed that podcast of just all Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift recap.

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Speaker 2: I had to do it. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm constantly holding back from saying way more stuff about

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, so let me indulge one episode.

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Speaker 2: Not that anyone complained about it, And things.

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Speaker 1: Are good here today, getting ready to go tomorrow to

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Speaker 1: Tucson show and Tucson Thursday night.

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Speaker 2: Noah will be there. She lives there, right.

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Speaker 3: Noah, Yep, I'm gonna be there, available to you all day.

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Speaker 3: You just tell me, you just told me. One.

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Speaker 2: I have to do a photo shoot. Unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: If the guy that's doing it is listening, just know

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Speaker 1: that it's not ideal, but I'm doing it.

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Speaker 4: Is this something you're doing under duress?

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Speaker 2: Of course everything literally.

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Speaker 4: Is this something you're doing undressed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Under this I am doing undressed.

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Speaker 1: He pitched an idea where I'm naked holding a paper

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Speaker 1: and the paper says NICKI loses her virginity, and I'm

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Speaker 1: going ooh, and I go not doing that.

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Speaker 4: Oh my.

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Speaker 1: He was like, my wife came up with it, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's really sweet, and I understand the

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Speaker 1: impetus for coming up with that idea. And the other

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Speaker 1: one was like Nicky sleeps with one hundred and eighty

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Speaker 1: two men, or it was something like and then I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to be like, oh, like shocked. So we're still

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Speaker 1: doing the newspaper idea, but we need a better headline

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Speaker 1: of what I'm shocked at.

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Speaker 4: But I gets pigeonholed repeatedly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: He was just like, you're gonna love this, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, that's so sweet.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I absolutely hate it. It's everything I

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Speaker 1: don't want to.

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Speaker 5: Read Columbine book.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I wanted to say Trump dead, but

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Speaker 2: Griffin thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm supposed to be going like, oh, like

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Speaker 1: I'm over a great and Marilyn Monroe like surprise, Like

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Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like a shocking headline Dewey defeats Truman.

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Speaker 1: Wait isn't that the one that everyone I don't know? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we'll see, but I'm doing that photo shoot because

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Speaker 1: he has a book. I mean literally, if you want

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Speaker 1: private time with me, just find a way to ask me.

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Speaker 2: Just make a book.

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Speaker 1: Uh that you're doing interviews with comedians for a book

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Speaker 1: and you get a private time with me, because anyone

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Speaker 1: who writes a book.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm doing this week, I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: I did an interview yesterday for two and a half

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Speaker 1: hours for a girl who's writing a book about kind

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Speaker 1: of eating disorders. Said yes to that. She flew here

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Speaker 1: from New York. She's a journalist who flew here, so

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Speaker 1: that was very nice. She flew in and out in

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Speaker 1: one day, so I mean yes. And then this guy

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Speaker 1: had like a good list of people he's photographed before.

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Speaker 1: I don't know in what way it could have been

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Speaker 1: from a distance. He could have been stalking them, but

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Speaker 1: he said he did. So I go, okay, I'll join

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Speaker 1: the ranks of people like Ali Wong and someone else.

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Speaker 1: I think I saw Ali Wong's name, and I go, sure,

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Speaker 1: I like beef.

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Speaker 2: And then.

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Speaker 1: In Tucson or in then in Vegas, I'm doing an

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Speaker 1: interview with a reputable director about Joan Rivers. So I

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Speaker 1: got to study Joan Rivers and then they asked me today,

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Speaker 1: do you want to talk about Ellen? And I was like, sure,

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Speaker 1: I love Ellen, and they were like, you did a

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Speaker 1: piece on her and the MTV Awards, and we want

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Speaker 1: you to comment. I'm like, then I'm not doing it

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Speaker 1: because I know the piece. I was just it was

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Speaker 1: like an immemoriam we did, you know, like when I

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Speaker 1: it was like that was the year she came out

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Speaker 1: as like people were saying she was mean. So you go,

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Speaker 1: I'm not commenting on it. You can use that clip,

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Speaker 1: but I will not be in the documentary with that

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Speaker 1: clip because I like money. I like getting to work

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Speaker 1: in this business. And despite what people may or may

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Speaker 1: not say about Ellen, she's very beloved and I would

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Speaker 1: definitely go to a party if I was invited to

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Speaker 1: her house, and I would be friends with her, even

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Speaker 1: though everything that precedes her, because I feel like she's

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Speaker 1: nice to her friends and I want to be a friend.

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Speaker 5: You can't burn bridges, you know, you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 5: take it. You gotta take it when you can you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean it's it's decent, it's not

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Speaker 1: you know, keeps the conversation going.

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Speaker 5: You loved it back? Hey, what do you think about this?

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Speaker 5: I just don't have I'm not going to comment on Allen.

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Speaker 5: What am I gonna do? Yeah, you're not commenting on Ellen.

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be like, you know what, she's a

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Speaker 5: dumpy hole or whatever. I'm gonna take the hard take here.

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Speaker 2: And you have things you need. You don't.

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Speaker 1: You nothing to lose, but you have you need to

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Speaker 1: gain things, and we want to be able to.

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Speaker 5: Get have the loss of potential, and that is invaluable

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Speaker 5: because you have unlimited potential. They tell you. I don't

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Speaker 5: believe it, but you say, they say you have unlimited potential.

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Speaker 2: Really they say that.

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Speaker 5: They say that you're like.

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Speaker 1: The telling kids they can do anything. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: know I've said, tell your kids you can do anything

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Speaker 1: if you have hard work within limits. I mean, sorry,

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Speaker 1: some people ain't gonna like, don't discourage kids if they

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Speaker 5: Right, Well for fun, Yeah, I mean people told me

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Speaker 5: I could potentially play basketball and I was only five.

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Speaker 5: I wound up being five eleven and a half. Not

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Speaker 5: tall enough, not tall enough to be to play basketball, not.

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Speaker 2: Even does a guy who's taller.

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Speaker 1: I would have guessed six to two.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, his camera.

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Speaker 4: I don't think of a man Brian in person. I

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Speaker 4: didn't realize you were that tall.

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Speaker 2: He put well, in my mind, he is, but he's

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Speaker 5: Eleven and a half. Yeah, I never hit six than me.

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Speaker 5: You know, I'm an average, I'm above average. I don't

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Speaker 5: know what the average height of the mail is. I

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Speaker 2: Actually, I think it is.

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Speaker 1: If from Vietnamese men, I think they bring down average.

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Speaker 1: So there's some you know in I think in Asia

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Speaker 3: In the US, the average male height in twenty seventeen

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Speaker 5: Okay, some above average, but that's not enough to be

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Speaker 1: The scientists are even lying about their results, like, let's

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Speaker 1: pump this number up.

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Speaker 2: This is just so discouraging. Okay, so practice nine.

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Speaker 5: I practice basketball all my childhood, and I got good

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Speaker 5: at shooting hoops, and no one told me that you

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Speaker 5: have no chance at all of even getting a scholarship

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, so what would you have preferred? Do you

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Speaker 1: wish that you wouldn't have wasted all that time and

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Speaker 1: you would have put it towards something that you could do, Like.

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Speaker 5: I would have played piano. I would have They should

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Speaker 5: have said, sit your ass down at the piano and

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Speaker 5: play it as much as you play basketball.

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Speaker 1: But you but let's go back to you being you

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Speaker 1: You know, you probably had as much potential with piano

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Speaker 5: If I have a child, which I probably won't, I

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Speaker 5: will have them up to sit at a piano and

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Speaker 5: learn Spanish until they come out proficious piano.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to play your songs.

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Speaker 5: If they don't come out singing a Spanish song on

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Speaker 5: the piano, I'm not gonna let them out of it.

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Speaker 1: It is I mean, bilingual. You gotta go bilingual. I'm

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Speaker 1: That's the first app going on their iPad. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're getting a Haitian nanny.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're going to learn Kreole.

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Speaker 1: They're going to learn something some very rare French dialect

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Speaker 1: of Creole that only five people speak. I want my kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta have a bilingual kid. There's nothing cooler than

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Speaker 1: a bilingual person. Do you know that Anya knows Russian

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Speaker 4: Hebrew?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But Anya has a song in the hands Romanian.

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Speaker 3: Anya has a song in Portuguese. So did you have

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Speaker 4: Did you do about better? Elfindomn that song?

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Speaker 5: That song the Waters of March? Yeah, yeah, at the

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Speaker 5: Waters of March. That's a great song. I love that song.

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Speaker 5: I heard that song for the first time in Penn station.

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Speaker 5: A man was playing in on a guitar, and I

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Speaker 5: thought it was so beautiful. I walked up to him

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Speaker 5: and I said, what's the name of that song? Said?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what he said, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: You were really so proud of yourself for being like interested,

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Speaker 1: and this guy finally gets to say what his song is,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm doing this man a favor and

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Speaker 1: he's just bothered by you, like give me money.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to tell you what this is.

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Speaker 5: I gave him a dollar. I did. After that, he

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Speaker 5: was so upset.

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Speaker 1: Why is that song sound like it's being sung quietly

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Speaker 1: through a door?

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Speaker 2: Like why does everyone.

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Speaker 4: Because like why shoudn't we all know?

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Speaker 1: Is it written in a concentration camp? Like why does

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Speaker 1: it have to be quiet? Like?

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Speaker 2: Why what is that?

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Speaker 4: I think it's just it's just there's another word in Portuguese, saudade,

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Speaker 4: which is a really cool word. I think it means

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Speaker 4: like happy, sad or like melancholy. But that's sort of

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Speaker 4: the maybe the culture, the Portuguese culture or Brazilian culture.

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Speaker 4: Are you just reminded me I had the weirdest deja

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Speaker 4: vou just now that I don't even know is real.

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Speaker 4: This is how I'm confused about my mind. As Brian

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Speaker 4: was telling that story, I remembered meeting a guitar player,

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Speaker 4: tonight on a show in New York City before I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So when you smoke, you get like, you like

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Speaker 2: Your rat friend, Yeah, I didn't have any friends.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was completely healed. So I, Uh, Jason

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Speaker 1: Yeah that is the worst meet cute ever, but also

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Speaker 1: To Brian when he got high before Thanksgiving, the week

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Speaker 2: Right after this. All right, we're back.

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Speaker 1: So Brian, it's before thanks it's during Thanksgiving, the week

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Speaker 1: Jason Sciens, who later fell through a window grievously, and

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Speaker 5: Well, Jason got me wheed. I was like, can I need?

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Speaker 5: I had smoked a ton of weed. I smoked almost

444
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Speaker 5: every day in high school. I worked at at that deli.

445
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,520
Speaker 5: Remember that deli I worked.

446
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,119
Speaker 2: Where the guy hit you in the butt with a broom.

447
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, he shoved the brew of my butt and I'd

448
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 5: smoke a joint and get and look at his porn stash.

449
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 5: That was my childhood.

450
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 2: Don't cut your.

451
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,880
Speaker 4: Hair, don't care, take care.

452
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,200
Speaker 5: Don't cut your hair, take care of brush your hair,

453
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,080
Speaker 5: ringed in my brain forever.

454
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So so.

455
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,000
Speaker 5: I smoked weed all with it all the time, And.

456
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:25,919
Speaker 2: Why did you do that?

457
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,480
Speaker 1: Did it not give you sorry backtracking a little, but

458
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,120
Speaker 1: did it not give you that effect later on where

459
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 1: you were like I hate this?

460
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 5: You started to like it the very first time I

461
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 5: had a freak out, and then I and then the

462
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,879
Speaker 5: second and third time, I got used to it, and

463
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,040
Speaker 5: then I started really enjoying it. And then I smoked

464
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,440
Speaker 5: weed every day works. Yeah, smoked weed every day. And

465
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,199
Speaker 5: I got stupid. I did the thing that all the

466
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,280
Speaker 5: parents told me was going to happen. Happen. I got stupid.

467
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,879
Speaker 5: And I could tell because I was taking the PSATs

468
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 5: and then eventually the SATs and I wasn't smoking weed

469
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 5: when I took the PSAT and I got a high score.

470
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,679
Speaker 5: And the second time I took the p SAT, I

471
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 5: was smoking weed and I got a light.

472
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Speaker 1: You were smoking weed in your life, or like you

473
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Speaker 1: were high for the test.

474
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Speaker 5: In my life, I was smoking every day and it

475
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 5: was and it was the residual effect was carrying over,

476
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 5: and my SAT score has kept going down and down

477
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Speaker 5: even though I kept taking it. You're supposed to get

478
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,639
Speaker 5: better the more.

479
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 2: You take instead of your tolerance levels.

480
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Then I remember I was driving to the Delhi

481
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 5: one day and I was at a red light and

482
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 5: the light turned green and I didn't realize it turned green. Yes, yes,

483
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 5: I just sat there until it went back to red

484
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 5: and people were honking, and I got to stop smoking

485
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 5: so much weak.

486
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens to me.

487
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 1: Whenever I start again and I start doing it regularly,

488
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,119
Speaker 1: there always reaches a point where I've told the story before,

489
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 1: but I think I was the last time I like

490
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: quit for a really long time.

491
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Speaker 5: I was.

492
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Speaker 1: It was you know, I wasn't like it was just

493
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Speaker 1: I was smoking a lot. Actually, it was just like

494
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Speaker 1: what I needed to get through the day. It was

495
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: just like at the time, what the crutch I needed

496
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Speaker 1: to get through. Because weed, for me, gives me a

497
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: burst of energy at first, like I do it. I'm

498
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 1: crave it before I go for a run, before I

499
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: go on stage. Like I think it's the creeping anxiety

500
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: of feeling like I'm not gonna have the energy to

501
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 1: do this thing. It's like instead of coffee, caffeine doesn't.

502
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: Caffeine has the same effect weed does, but to a

503
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 1: lesser degree.

504
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 2: Weed just instantly.

505
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: Coffee gotta wait like an hour or whatever, and then

506
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: it keeps you up all night. Weed eventually puts you

507
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: to sleep, like you get through it and then you

508
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: get sleepy, probably an hour after for this is for me,

509
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,439
Speaker 1: but you do start to realize it does make you dumber.

510
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 1: If I were a parent talking about being a parent,

511
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: and if I were to be a parent, I would

512
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 1: keep my kids' brains that are developing the fuck away

513
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 1: from weed. They can smoke as much as they want

514
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: when they become adults and they're past twenty five and

515
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 1: their brains are fully formed. Yes, it will make them

516
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: stupid after that, but at least their brain isn't not

517
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: formed right like it's I think it's very detrimental for

518
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: teens to smoke weed once in a while. Fine, Like

519
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn a blind eye and be like, if

520
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: you you kids do it here so I can watch

521
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 1: it and have some. But yeah, I remember one time

522
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 1: watching the Batchel I was filming The Bachelorette with my

523
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 1: phone and I was trying to make a joke on

524
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: my Instagram story and they used to be fifteen seconds.

525
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: Member stories were fifteen seconds, And I said, if you

526
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: can't think of something funny and fifteen seconds, no more

527
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: weed for you, because this is a it's a timing issue.

528
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: It's a quickness issue.

529
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, lights will turn green and then

530
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: you will go wait after there's like when you're on weed,

531
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: there's a three second delay. If you're like constantly putting

532
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: your brain through that every single and.

533
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 5: You're going on stage, you can't wait fifteen seconds to

534
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 5: come with funny no.

535
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: And so that and I'm already a very quick person

536
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: or fast person, so I can take a little bit

537
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: of that and it like is I kind of it's

538
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: fine and you can't notice it. But and sometimes weed,

539
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: let me just say, does the opposite for me. It

540
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: makes me really it makes me think it hits me

541
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: in this perfect way that I've timed it right with

542
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: the caffeine. It reminds me of actually John mulaney talking

543
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: about balancing his adderall as xanax of that in this

544
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: interview he did on Theo's podcast where he's like he

545
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: has a perfect amount of like I have this much

546
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: adderall and this much panx and it gets me to

547
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: the perfect version of myself which used to be just

548
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 1: myself before I was doing drugs, but now I have

549
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 1: to do this perfect combination and yeah, so sometimes it's

550
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: like magical and it unlocks this great part of my

551
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 1: personality and everything's like firing. But it definitely that was

552
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: the moment and I go, it clocked down to fifteen seconds,

553
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: had nothing, and I go.

554
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 2: I gotta stop.

555
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: And then I stopped for months and then I, you know,

556
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: fucking start again, because you know, I want to feel something.

557
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: I want to like or I want to feel nothing,

558
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: whichever it is. I you know, it's it just seems

559
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: like why why wouldn't I? And then you kind of

560
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: start to think of like what is I'm never gonna

561
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: feel a little bit kooky ever again?

562
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 2: Like the only thing that's gonna be me.

563
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: Cookie is like if I have a like Annie, someone

564
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 1: gets cookie from sugar because she's so sober, she'll have

565
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: like a cookie and be like whoa like doing like

566
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: doing twirls and like triple sow cows and like, and

567
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm just like, how innocent is that? Like we're like Anya,

568
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: like sugar is so it can make her get empty?

569
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 2: But is that caffeine? Yes, dude, Okay.

570
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 4: So I'm jealous of guys. Is a marijuana journey because

571
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 4: my only setting on weed is just super hypochondria depressed.

572
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 4: And then like major overeater, smoke through that like I

573
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 4: ate an entire you do care like cake ones, yeah,

574
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 4: like a ten inch cake. And then it was just

575
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,679
Speaker 4: like what's gonna happen? You guys? I was in the

576
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 4: corner of a party, just like what's gonna happen in

577
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 4: my life?

578
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: Except that what it is?

579
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I really do feel like weed has helped

580
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: me medicinally not want to fucking kill myself before.

581
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: It's really like jolted me stuff.

582
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:06,479
Speaker 1: Like yeah, honestly, like I'll tell you, weed has definitely

583
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: harmed my life in ways and like probably bad for

584
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: my brain, like it decreases blood flow, it's bad for

585
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: your brain. But sometimes it instantly zaps me out of

586
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: literal like you know, suicidal depression.

587
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: So I don't know really what to make of that.

588
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: If anyone has any science behind that to support me

589
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: or make me feel better about it, please send it

590
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: my way.

591
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 2: But okay, Brian, but it can help.

592
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 5: You with pain too. It can help you with pain too.

593
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: And pacological pain.

594
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 5: Honestly, yes, there was a hilarious study though that just

595
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 5: that came out last year that tested whether or not

596
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 5: you get more creative when you smoke weed, and that's

597
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 5: what it's. No people just think that they're more creative.

598
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 5: They're like, I have this great idea, and it's like

599
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 5: you're just high and you think that idea is good,

600
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 5: and then you wake up and you look at your

601
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 5: paper the next morning and you're like dogs, you can choose.

602
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 2: Right, Well, can I just say this?

603
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: I agree with that there's some times I write a

604
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: brilliant joke on weed, but it's like probably the exception

605
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,959
Speaker 1: to it. But I will say that at least it

606
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: gets me writing. It gets me excited about ideas, and

607
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: that can turn into something because sometimes when I'm I'd

608
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: rather be excited about dumb ideas and just have that

609
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: feeling of like I like creating, I like writing things down.

610
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: I like jotting things down and have it be trash

611
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: because that can carry over. So I do think it

612
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,239
Speaker 1: makes you the quality is worse, but it's sometimes I

613
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: just need to. I mean, Anya, we were even talking

614
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: yesterday about you just wrote a song and it was

615
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: hard for you at first because you were like I

616
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: hate this, and you were like, I realized have to

617
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: write four drafts. I just have to be ready to

618
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: write a bad song. Yeah, four times, and then the

619
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: fifth time it'll be good or somewhere around there.

620
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: Like how true is that? Like I give up.

621
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: So often on first try, and especially with songwriting. I'm like,

622
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: if this doesn't if this sounds fucking cheesy and the lame,

623
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: and like, oh, she's trying to write a song, I

624
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: will abandon it right away. I am not because I've

625
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: never gotten to the other side. So I have no

626
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: idea what it's like to write a good song. But

627
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: there's that's so true for the creative process of you

628
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: have to be on you to be comfortable with being uncomfortable,

629
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: Like you got to know that being uncomfortable equals you're

630
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: onto something good.

631
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anne Lama said that she said, write a shitty

632
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 4: first draft, and just that freed me up, Like, oh, okay,

633
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 4: the first draft is supposed to be shitty. It's the

634
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 4: perfectionism that will kill you. Truly successful people embrace failure

635
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 4: and they see it as part of the process and

636
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 4: that it's integral to part, like you cannot succeed unless

637
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 4: you have like a few failures before that, So they

638
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 4: welcome the failure and for me, like a failure is

639
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 4: a shitty photoscraft.

640
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, failure is so Taylor Swift said it at the

641
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: iHeart Awards that I went to. It was like, you

642
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: don't see it, but I fail so often and we're like, no,

643
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: we's seen something. No, like, actually we haven't. She she

644
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: seems perfect. I mean everything she does there's never there's

645
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: never a flaw that I see. But I know, oh,

646
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: there's just no way she hasn't. And even you listen

647
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: to her first album and you go, okay, this was

648
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: she was thirteen at the time, so I think I'll

649
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: cut her some slack. But you've seen her improve and

650
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: you've seen you know it. I just I have to

651
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: follow my own advice, I think, and be be okay

652
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: with creating something shit. But it's so uncomfortable because to

653
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: get any feedback you have to show someone, and you

654
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: show someone your crap.

655
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: I know that's embarrassing.

656
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 4: Part. I'm writing this song with someone and he he's

657
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 4: talented in an area where I have not that much experience.

658
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 4: He makes movie trailers songs. So I have felt a

659
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 4: little bit like I'm sure you guys have felt this

660
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: way before. When you write like for a contract or

661
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 4: for an ad or something, or for a different writer.

662
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, what do you think of this? And he's like,

663
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 4: not really, not that, not that, but I like that,

664
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 4: but I don't like that or that, or can you change?

665
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: And it's just like, yeah, you've never had to realize.

666
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: If you're writing for yourself, you're just like I don't

667
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: like that. I like that, And it's not as hurtful so.

668
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 5: Much harder you're writing for someone else because then you're

669
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 5: just you're it's up to them, you know. It's like

670
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 5: I'm going to write as much shit as I can,

671
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 5: and like they choose what they're going to go with

672
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 5: instead of me being responsible for what the right answer is.

673
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 4: And that's the right attitude. Yeah, if I sometimes I

674
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 4: lose the passion for it though, I'm like, what am

675
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 4: I writing?

676
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 5: Like?

677
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 4: I don't you know, like I want to get I

678
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 4: want to write something I'm psyched about. But then I

679
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 4: do and then the other person's like, Okay, this is

680
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 4: about heartbreak and blah blah blah, we actually need to

681
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: write something more open minded about hope. I'm like, hope

682
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 4: I don't write about right, and so I have to

683
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 4: kind of like change my tack and be like, how

684
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: can I make this fun for myself?

685
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,959
Speaker 5: And then you know, then you smoke some weed. We

686
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 5: and that's fun.

687
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 2: But it worked out.

688
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 4: When it all worked out.

689
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 5: I got through. I smoked a bunch of weed. But

690
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 5: the problem this is back to Thanksgiving. I you're gonna

691
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 5: ask me what happened? Yeah, I okay. So I smoked

692
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 5: a bowl and I packed this bowl tight. I don't

693
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 5: know if that's how you say it, but I packed

694
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 5: it real tight and I smoked. I packed it so tight,

695
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 5: and then I smoked the whole thing and I did

696
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 5: that stupid rookie move where I smoked a bunch and

697
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 5: I said, I'm not high yet, and then I smoked.

698
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: Some more edibles.

699
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: You gotta wait like thirty seconds.

700
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: That's what I broked the bowl.

701
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 5: I held it up and I said, if I have

702
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 5: fifteen seconds, if I'm not high in fifteen seconds.

703
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: Smoking, do that. Yeah, and you, yeah, you did.

704
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 5: I got blitzed out of my mind. I made pancakes.

705
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 5: I made pumpkin pancakes and they weren't I made the

706
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 5: pancakes and they weren't even the pan wasn't even on.

707
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 5: So there was just like gooey batter in a pan,

708
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 5: and I ate all these snacks. And I watched the

709
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 5: Bourn movies and these are not complicated films. I could

710
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 5: not follow them at all. Who is this man?

711
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: She's stupid?

712
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 5: Why is this guy punching this guy? I don't know

713
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 5: what's happening? And then I will say this.

714
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: Let comics describe their girlfriends who watch Born Identity movies

715
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: as doing like the classic of like wait, who is

716
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: that guy and why is he doing that?

717
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

718
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, enough, Okay. That's a whole nother thing is those

719
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 5: types of questions during movies where it's like my least

720
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 5: favorite question is when someone asks a question about a

721
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 5: movie that the movie just hasn't told us yet.

722
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 2: Right, yes, just watch it.

723
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 5: I'm watching it with you.

724
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: That's why I love watching stuff with Chris, because we

725
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: keep the remote right between us, and I can feel

726
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: when he's about to be like hold on, we got

727
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: to talk about like his hand just goes over, and

728
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: I get excited because then we get to pause it

729
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: and like talk.

730
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 2: About what just happened, what we think is going to

731
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: happen next.

732
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: We're always on the same page about I'll go It's

733
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: always with Succession, I'll go, wait, what does it mean

734
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: cash on credit?

735
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 2: What does it mean cash stocks? Whatever?

736
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: The fucking line is that. I'm like, and why are

737
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: they trying to get Mattson to do that? And then

738
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: he'll explain it to me. We theorize. Yesterday we watched

739
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: Succession and John Mulaney's special and we pause so many

740
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: different times to assess and like analyze and so fun.

741
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, and he and he puts up with my

742
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: questions that are like, well they haven't told us that, Nikki, Like,

743
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: he's very good about not getting frustrated, and I really

744
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: appreciate that.

745
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: But yes, you're right, it is annoying.

746
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 5: Assessing and analyzing is fun, and it's so fun the

747
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 5: right show shit talking.

748
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: I get bored.

749
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: I can't just steadily. I need to switch up my

750
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: mediums in person, back to the screen, back to my phone,

751
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: researching something on my phone, like I want I'm like tiktoking.

752
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: I need it to like change. I can't just stare

753
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: at a screen for an hour without any kind of like,

754
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: you know, analysis. I like what that's what they do

755
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: in sports. They take a break, They cut to those

756
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: old men.

757
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 5: That used to play football to sports yes, is the

758
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 5: analysis sports. They give you a chance to just let

759
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 5: it all settle and then you're your bro. It's gonna

760
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 5: be like so what do you think? Is it gonna

761
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 5: throw it or is it gonna is it gonna run?

762
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: We need this in movies. We need intermissions.

763
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, they used to have intermissions in movies. They have

764
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 5: the fifteen minutes.

765
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 2: You can go out now because they're longer than ever.

766
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 5: It should you. Well. The thing I wanted to say

767
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 5: about the food is when I was eating and watching

768
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 5: the Bourne movies, I ate all the snacks in the world.

769
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 5: I got every snack in Trader Joe's. I got the

770
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 5: Swedish fish I got. I got the bunch of Swedish.

771
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: Fish pretzels filled with Swedish fish, like oh yeah.

772
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 5: And the thing that tasted the best, without without question, okay,

773
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 5: was an apple. Oh my god, an apple.

774
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: It was an explosion of h I think apples are

775
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: the greatest food because you're right, there is an explosion

776
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: of juiciness.

777
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 2: Is not too juicy.

778
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: It's not like running down your hand and your wrist

779
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: and like making your shirt alls sticky.

780
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: It's just a crunch.

781
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: She a succinct, encapsulated flavor burst, but it's it also

782
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: is hydrating, yes, being too juicy, it's cool.

783
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 4: Do you guys have this phenomenon when you were high

784
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 4: that I had? Where I know, I keep going back

785
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 4: to the overeating. I could not feel satiated. I mean

786
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 4: I really did eat a whole cake and I was like,

787
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 4: why am I not getting full? And I was asking

788
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 4: everyone at this party like do you guys have that?

789
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 4: I could not feel full? Do you?

790
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: I think that's more an eating disorder than the weed, because.

791
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: Because I think it makes food taste better.

792
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 5: Maybe stimulates your apps. It stimulates your appetite. That's why

793
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 5: if you're if you're if you have cancer or something

794
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 5: like that, they might say smoke weed to get you

795
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 5: to eat.

796
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't stimulate mine, thank fucking god. I mean I

797
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: would stay far away from it if it did. But

798
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't curb, but it doesn't do anything.

799
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: It just is like, Yeah, I don't I want to

800
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: just like pick up a guitar and play music. I

801
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: want to go for a run. I want to like

802
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 1: work on a project. It on a completely.

803
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to sit and watch a movie. Yes, yes,

804
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: I love it.

805
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: What I've done before is I go downstairs and I

806
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: am walking on a treadmill and I hold the sides

807
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: of the treadmill and I close my eyes. At what

808
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: point in your life have you ever been walking with

809
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: your eyes closed.

810
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: It's fucking awesome. It's really fun.

811
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: But you can do that on a treadmill because you

812
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: know the pace, you know where you're not going, and

813
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: it you're not gonna hit anything.

814
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 2: And it's the only time.

815
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: In life that you can ever walk with your eyes

816
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: closed and you get to be kind of blind for

817
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: a little bit and it's really.

818
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 4: I want to do that in my car.

819
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, do it? Wait, hold on, I don't.

820
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 5: I've done that before, walking without the treadmill, just to

821
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 5: see what happens. And I well, I assess, like, okay,

822
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 5: there's no like potholes or something. I could fall off

823
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 5: a cliff. But then I do close my eyes and

824
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 5: just start walking and see if I you know, out

825
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 5: side like and yeah.

826
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: One time, our friend Selina blindfolded herself when she moved

827
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: to New York when she was like seventeen because she

828
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: was like, I want to know what it's like to

829
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: be blind, and she blindfolded herself on I think Houston Street,

830
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: like in the Lower East Side, and was walking down

831
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: in a busy street and she started on like a

832
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: bike rack and was just along a fence like walking blindfolded, over.

833
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 4: An hour, blindfolded, fifteen year old model.

834
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 1: Yes, walking, And she really did it for a really

835
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 1: long time. It was like, that is one story about

836
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: her that I'm just like, she is so cool. Who

837
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 1: would ever do that? But she wanted to just feel

838
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: like what it was like to be blind. It was

839
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: a very empathetic thing to do. So, Brian, I hear

840
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: you have a story about a man in a shoe, which, honestly,

841
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: when you told us about this, it sounded like a

842
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: bedtime riddle.

843
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 2: But yes, please be able.

844
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tell us what are we going to learn

845
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: a lesson in this? Is there going to be there

846
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: take a lesson? There is a takeaway? Yes, So I

847
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: was playing.

848
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 5: I was shooting hoops, which I you know now we

849
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 5: know historically I do, and I had my basketball shoes

850
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 5: on and I was I was done shooting hoops. I

851
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 5: was walking back recent this is this has just happened

852
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 5: a couple of days ago.

853
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 2: Wait, when you're going to shoot hoops just by yourself?

854
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 5: Yeah?

855
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: What if you run into some people that are like

856
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: playing a game, do you go like, hey, guys, can

857
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: I Like? I never understand when guys just like will

858
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,720
Speaker 1: walk up like what you do? What if your skill

859
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: levels don't match? Like what if you're white and they're

860
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: like black guys that are really good and you walk

861
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: like an idiot? Do you not care about looking like

862
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: an idiot? I would just go, I guess I'm not

863
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 1: playing basketball today because there's someone better playing.

864
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 5: I go to a spot where that wouldn't happen, Like

865
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 5: there's no one ever there and there was. I feel

866
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 5: like I just get injured.

867
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: So like, do you ever go into pick up games

868
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: like Chris will just like I hear like and Andrew

869
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: used to just go and just anyone who's playing, like,

870
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: hey can I get in? And it's like I wouldn't.

871
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: That is something I have no idea how I would

872
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: never do that. I could never join people doing something

873
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: that that they're skilled at that I might not be

874
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: up to snuff, but it would never go jam with

875
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: some go to like a jazz club and be like

876
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: can I just jam with you? Guys?

877
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I would just mess everything up

878
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: and they'd make fun of me.

879
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 4: After my dad does that a lot. He's a trumpet player,

880
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 4: and we'll go around in Mexico when we're there and

881
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 4: he'll just like be like he'll have his trumpet out

882
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 4: and be watching a band and sitting so they can

883
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 4: see him, and then they like give him the nod

884
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,240
Speaker 4: right exactly, Okay, cool, I'm going and he's nervous. It's cute.

885
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 4: I feel like guys have this in their male culture

886
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 4: a lot. Like Sam Merrill will do this in New

887
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 4: York a lot. He always talks about like just going

888
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 4: to the basketball place. And then I'm like, aren't you nervous.

889
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 4: He's like, no, people just invite you in on the game,

890
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 4: and he's yeah.

891
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: That's I want to know this culture.

892
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 5: I don't understand it, dude culture. They just don't because

893
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 5: you guys don't.

894
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have friends. There's a risk of like

895
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: I have to stay friends with these guys. It all

896
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: stands a gay men like have sex. There's no like

897
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: strings attached to They just have sex all the time.

898
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: But the men are just like it's transactional. It's not

899
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: like there has to be anything after this. So gay

900
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: men like are having more sex than anyone because they're

901
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: both agreeing like this is just a fleeting thing, no

902
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: emotions involved, if we don't need it. I'm not saying

903
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: all gay men are like this. Please don't think that

904
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm you know, blanket statementing. But I think for the

905
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: most part, yeah, men don't create four bonds.

906
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: It's like in and out basketball experience.

907
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 5: Gay. Yeah, So I go to the basketball courts and

908
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 5: I ask guys, do you want to fuck? And then

909
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 5: we fuck and then I never see them again, and

910
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 5: sometimes it's sad. But I think with dudes, it's like

911
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 5: you wouldn't go up to any guys and be like,

912
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 5: you want to hang out, you know, you want to

913
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 5: be my friend, but you will go you want a ball,

914
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 5: And I think that's the replacement where I don't know

915
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 5: what women do, but I'm assuming that women.

916
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: Would be more likely to do you feel confident about

917
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: your skill because I guess maybe I need to talk

918
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: to a guy that like likes basketball but feels he

919
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 1: sucks the way I feel about, you know, guitar and singing,

920
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: Like I love it just as much as anyone who

921
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: probably plays for a living loves it, but I know

922
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: I suck, so I would never try to get in

923
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: on someone else's game.

924
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean sucked. I would I wouldn't do.

925
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: It unless they were my friends and they all understood

926
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: that I knew I suck. Like sometimes I'll play, I'll

927
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: sing and play with Anya, but I'm she knows that

928
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm better than her or Matt, like,

929
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: but I just need everyone to know that I know

930
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: I'm shit.

931
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 2: And then but I feel like inherently walking up to

932
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 2: me like can I play? Can I ball?

933
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: Like they might go like, oh, this guy's probably good,

934
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: and then you suck, Like do you have to watch

935
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 1: them first?

936
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 2: And kind of go like can I fit in here?

937
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 5: I feel at least until you know, until I can't anymore.

938
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 5: I feel like, right now I could go ball with

939
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 5: most people who are just casually playing. Yeah, okay, if

940
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 5: they're like what confidence if they're on West Fourth Street

941
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 5: in New York City, there's a basketball court. You walk

942
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 5: by the comedy seller all the time. That's that's that

943
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 5: court right there. Those guys are too good. I mean,

944
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 5: you can't play with them, Okay, just watch that's for

945
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 5: that's for entertainment purposes. But for the most part, across

946
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 5: the world, and you know even outside, you know, you

947
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 5: can go up to any court and you could play

948
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 5: ball and you don't have to be that good. And

949
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 5: I feel like I.

950
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 2: Try trying to ball my skill set.

951
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 5: You should try the ball.

952
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 2: I mean, do they ever say no?

953
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 5: I was always looking for Actually it's happened before. There

954
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 5: is a Comedians game every Saturday in La Yeah, where

955
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 5: you uh, there's like literally like sixty people go to

956
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 5: that game on Saturdays. And sometimes sometimes you get what

957
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 5: happens that's sad. Is like sometimes you get like you're

958
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 5: the worst one and you don't have to sit out,

959
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 5: and then you're just there and you know you're so

960
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 5: they picked teams and you know you don't get there.

961
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 5: They do it usually it's with you line up and

962
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 5: you shoot free throws and the last person they hit

963
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 5: of free throws out and that's really sad. Yeah, but anyway,

964
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 5: the old man in the shoe, I I was walking

965
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 5: back from playing basketball and my shoe was untied.

966
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 2: How long did you play for? I'm sorry to keep well, when.

967
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 5: I'm shooting around by myself, I'll play for like thirty

968
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 5: to forty minutes.

969
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: Wow, and you're just shooting We like, are you meditative?

970
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: And thinking about things like what is could you compare?

971
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 2: Like is it ilaxing? I do my skill? Okay, you drill?

972
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 5: I do my drills. I'll shoot, take a step back,

973
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 5: shoot and then and then I'll just pretend like I'm

974
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 5: a basketball player and I'll be like, oh, I'm you know,

975
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 5: three seconds left and I'll do that okay, And that's

976
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 5: pretty fun. And then sometimes maybe.

977
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: People are watching you, and does that inspire you to

978
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: be better? Like if someone spy, do you sometimes like

979
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: get your act together a little bit, and depending on

980
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: their race, you try even harder.

981
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 5: It's so delusional. Sometimes someone will be walking by, like

982
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 5: walk like with their and a stroller, and I'll be like,

983
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 5: I better hit this shot to impress this.

984
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: I do anything better if I think someone's watching. If

985
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: I imagine, that's why I wanted a reality show. And

986
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I will just have a better life

987
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: because I will always be yeah the security guard to

988
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift watching me dance, I realized, I'm I'm having

989
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: some boot burst of energy too because this person is

990
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: witnessing it. I need a witness, can I get.

991
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

992
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's a squirrel. I'll be a squirrel running around

993
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 5: like I better hit this before this.

994
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's why practicing sucks because you don't have

995
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: an audience and I don't. I don't like I have

996
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: to pretend I have an audience in order to practice efficiently.

997
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 4: I wish really, oh, I I would hate to practice

998
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 4: in front of an audience. I love being alone and

999
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 4: practicing alone, but like perform in front of an audience.

1000
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 4: I don't want people to see my process.

1001
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's not fun for me to do anything

1002
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: that isn't getting me attention, right, I guess I guess

1003
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: I'm that's a narcissist thing, or maybe like it's not.

1004
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: It just doesn't.

1005
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: It's like what's the point And I do things by

1006
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: myself constantly, but I just feel I don't know what.

1007
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: I'm glad for it because it is what I realized

1008
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: when I was at the Taylor Show show of like

1009
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: how I I. It made me dance harder to see

1010
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: that the security guard might see me and like laugh

1011
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: at what I was doing. I realized, my whole life

1012
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: is inspired. But all I want to do is perform.

1013
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: That's like it life if even sex, like if I

1014
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: pretend like I mean, there's someone there usually watching me.

1015
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: But if masturbation, however, don't want anyone to see that.

1016
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: That is the only time where I go. I could

1017
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: sit this one out God, like, don't don't check in here.

1018
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: But everything else in my life performing is what is that?

1019
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: That's such a selfish and like, I just it's.

1020
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 2: The gross thing.

1021
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 5: There's a lack of shame because like, if you're practicing

1022
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 5: and you're not good, you, I would not want people

1023
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 5: to see me. But if you are, if you don't

1024
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 5: have that part of you, that's like, I don't care

1025
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 5: if people think I'm bad, then next.

1026
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: Well I practice guitar on Instagram Live sometimes and I

1027
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: am bad on there and I'm really fucking up. But

1028
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm like these people are I'm not forcing them to

1029
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: stay here.

1030
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 5: I'm not.

1031
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: They can get they can go. So if you're watching this,

1032
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: that's your fault. If you're not entertained, or if you're

1033
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: like why is she doing this?

1034
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 2: This is so lame? What the fuck are you doing

1035
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 2: watching me? That's even more lame.

1036
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 4: What are you?

1037
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: At least I'm getting something out of this, you're fucking

1038
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: watching So unless people enjoy it, just leave. So it's

1039
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: if I was just just be like mom, dad, watch

1040
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: me practice which I've done before, or like, watch this

1041
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: song I'm working on. I feel terrible because I'm forcing them.

1042
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: They if they get up and walk away, I see them.

1043
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. That is a force situation. But you know

1044
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: when people are just voluntarily tuning in on an Instagram live,

1045
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't mind if they see the process, and I

1046
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: feel like it's it's freeing to I think of it

1047
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: as like this is inspiring other people to be bad

1048
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: at things, and it's then it's okay to be bad.

1049
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 4: I think it makes you better too. I do think,

1050
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 4: for if a song in front of people and it's

1051
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 4: like the first time I've ever played it, if I look,

1052
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 4: no matter how well I do it that time, I

1053
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 4: always know that's the worst I'll ever play it. I'm

1054
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 4: definitely gonna be better the next time because I had

1055
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 4: to sell it a little bit and I had to

1056
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 4: remember it on the spot. So it is a skill

1057
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 4: set I think that you're developing.

1058
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's practicing in front of an audience

1059
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: or like in some way that keeps you accountable is

1060
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: the best way to practice. I would think, uh, in

1061
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: just even imagining that someone's watching you or that you're

1062
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: gonna have to someone's gonna watch this back would be

1063
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: a good mindset, but what do I know, I'm not

1064
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: a or.

1065
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 5: You're gonna post it somewhere. I mean, how many times do.

1066
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 2: You to watch yourself later on?

1067
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all that stuff. It's it's the same thing

1068
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 5: as like you're doing open mics and you do comedy

1069
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 5: in front of other comedians, and then you do comedy

1070
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 5: in a real uh, in front of a real audience,

1071
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 5: and it's like, man, you really need to practice if

1072
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 5: a real audience.

1073
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I like.

1074
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,959
Speaker 1: Comedy is because you are all. You can't practice without

1075
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: an audience. There's no way to do it in front

1076
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: of in front of a wall. You there's a part

1077
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: of John mulaney special where they're shooting him up close.

1078
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: You can tell because it's on a steady cam, which

1079
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: it means a man is holding it strapped to his

1080
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: back and he's moving right in front of John's face.

1081
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: That part of the show had no audience there, and

1082
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: you can tell. You can just tell. We watched it

1083
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: twice because I'm probably gonna do the same thing for

1084
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: my special because it's it's a great look. But comedians.

1085
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: If you don't have an audience there and you're pretending

1086
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 1: there's an audience there, something in your demeanor turns into

1087
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: a little bit actory, like there's just a little switch,

1088
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: no slight on John. That special, by the way, was

1089
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: fucking incredible. I loved every second of it, and this

1090
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: shot is worth it.

1091
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 2: But it's just the.

1092
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: Tiniest thing that you can notice. It's in the setup

1093
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: to you'll know the shot. It's it's very close up

1094
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,919
Speaker 1: and it pans around him and and you can tell

1095
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: that there's just not an audio at least I can

1096
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: because maybe I'm used to doing it and if I

1097
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: were to tell my jokes to do audience, that's exactly

1098
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 1: how it would sound to me. And with a camera

1099
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: right in your face, which is never done stand up

1100
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: like that before.

1101
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 5: So yeah, no doubt the general population was not noticing that. Like,

1102
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 5: that's definitely your skill level and your experience.

1103
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: Also the general population, don't you guys sometimes go wow,

1104
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: that shot is really close.

1105
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: Obviously there was a cameraman right there.

1106
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 4: They have done that last night. We were like, why

1107
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 4: did he do that? That was weird. We loved the special,

1108
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 4: but both of us are like, hmm, I don't know

1109
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 4: about why that shot had to happen.

1110
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna

1111
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: come back and get the rest of the shoe an

1112
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: old man story. Let's talk about John Malaney's special and

1113
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: air pods. Oh yeah, and I have an update on

1114
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 1: the air pods situation Grace's air pods. So we will

1115
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: return right after this. Okay, Brian old Man the shoe.

1116
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: You're walking back from the basketball court.

1117
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 5: All right, my shoe is untied, but I'm so close

1118
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 5: to my apartment that I'm like, I'm just gonna let

1119
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 5: it be untied.

1120
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 2: I don't care if you're one of those guys. Yeah yeah,

1121
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 2: and this this are you watching it?

1122
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: Though?

1123
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: When my shoe is untied, I'm terrified of tripping, Like

1124
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: I Andrew used to always have a shoe untied and

1125
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: just walk around.

1126
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, aren't you worried You're gonna just take too

1127
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: short of a step, step on the shoelace and then

1128
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,879
Speaker 1: trip Like but he would not be He wouldn't care.

1129
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: And I I envied that like kind of lack a

1130
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 1: day's ago approach to the shoelaces.

1131
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 5: That the risk I assessed the risk because I was

1132
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 5: close enough to my apartment flipped them. I couldn't have no.

1133
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 5: I mean, I knew I was close enough to my

1134
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 5: apartment that it really wasn't that big of a deal

1135
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 5: to have the shoe on tiede for like thirty five

1136
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 5: forty seconds. And it was annoying to bend over and

1137
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 5: tie it is there. And so this old man was

1138
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 5: walking in the other direction and and he saw I

1139
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 5: saw him see my untied shoelace, and I was like,

1140
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 5: oh god, there's.

1141
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: Nothing more an old man likes than a young man

1142
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: that his shoes are on tides. Because first of all,

1143
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: he's angry at you. Like in his day, damn, no

1144
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: one could walk around with shoes untied like that. Gener Yes,

1145
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: so he's gonna looks at me, smokes.

1146
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 5: Pot and I have headphones in.

1147
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 2: He looks at me, and you're out of tune with

1148
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: the world. You're at your phone.

1149
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 5: This guy, this guy is wringing his hands. He just

1150
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 5: wants to say something to me. He can't wait, and

1151
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 5: he goes, he he points down, he goes, he goes, look,

1152
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 5: he points down at my shoe And I don't look

1153
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 5: at first, and then he like he like goes he

1154
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 5: like waves his hand and points down the shoe that

1155
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 5: thing where he goes like take out your earphones. He's

1156
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 5: like acting like he's gonna save my life. And I

1157
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 5: just didn't want to tie it. And and then and

1158
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,439
Speaker 5: then I walked past him. I ignore him. This guy

1159
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 5: taps me on the shoulder, taps. He taps me three times.

1160
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 5: And then I'm not going to ignore that, you know.

1161
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 5: He taps me on the shoulder. So I turn around,

1162
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,280
Speaker 5: I take out my headphone, and he goes, your shoe

1163
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 5: is untied. And this is when this is the lesson

1164
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 5: I had a decision to make. An old version of

1165
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 5: me would be like, do I acquiesce to this old

1166
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 5: man and do I tie the shoe even though I

1167
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 5: don't want to tie it? Or do I do what

1168
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 5: I want to do? And an old me would have

1169
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 5: just tied the shoe and then had to have been like, oh,

1170
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 5: thank you so much for saving my life and have

1171
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 5: him telling me I didn't realize my shoe was untied. Instead,

1172
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 5: I go, I don't want to tie it, and I

1173
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 5: walk away.

1174
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think there's a happy medium where

1175
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: you go. My house is right there.

1176
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 5: I know. Thank you sir, I took out a gun

1177
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 5: and I said, get the.

1178
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 2: I don't want to tie it.

1179
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 5: I don't want to tie it.

1180
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 2: Man, I finkure it's the same guy.

1181
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 5: I feel so proud of myself because now I don't

1182
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 5: know that man. Shit. Yeah.

1183
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 2: Well this, this to me reminds me a lot of

1184
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 2: when I I have a backpack that zips zip.

1185
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: The soule zipper. The main zipper, let's say, is half

1186
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: starts halfway up the backpack, right, so it doesn't go

1187
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: all the way down.

1188
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: There's no way that it's all gonna come spilling out.

1189
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: It's a half zip, right, So I often leave it

1190
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: unzipped because all I have in there is stuff that

1191
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: I'm not going to like dump my like I'm not

1192
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 1: going to do a cartwheel. So now that's gonna still

1193
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: out of my backpack as I walk from terminal to terminal.

1194
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: If you are a girl and want people to talk

1195
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: to you, leave your backpack unzipped.

1196
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 5: I could not.

1197
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: You cannot get from Terminal B to Terminal C for

1198
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: your connecting flight without at least five men stopping to

1199
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,919
Speaker 1: tell you and save the day.

1200
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 2: If I don't care.

1201
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's a little pocket that's unzipped and people

1202
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: go by the way, and my noise canceling headphones that

1203
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: I stole from Grace by the way, I didn't. I

1204
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: have still have not worn them. They're still in my

1205
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: kitchen counter. I have to find a case for them

1206
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 1: to give them to tailor, but they are you can't

1207
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: hear fucking anything with those things. I bet there are

1208
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: at least one hundred people out there that think I'm

1209
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: the most rude woman because they either said hi, or

1210
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: asked a question or did something very egregious and I

1211
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: just walked right on by them because I.

1212
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 2: Can't hear anything with those nothing.

1213
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: Like someone could be screaming at you foot from your

1214
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: head and if you don't see them, you would not

1215
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: hear it.

1216
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 2: And so this is not your flight.

1217
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: Oh like that that one time when that happened, that

1218
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: was the worst day of my life. So yeah, same thing.

1219
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: So it's but the backpack thing.

1220
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: I know that there are listeners right now who are

1221
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: going yes, like and if you're someone who doesn't care

1222
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: about your zippers being zipped tight, everyone needs to save

1223
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: the day. It's like, stop it, just let me have

1224
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 1: an unzipped backpack. What do you think is gonna happen.

1225
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: And also everyone's so worried about everyone's stealing everything from

1226
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: them all the time. No one wants you're shitty things

1227
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: that are in your dumb back back.

1228
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 5: I bet your box of tissues.

1229
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: Well those were left. I did not steal them, like kidding.

1230
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: Here's another thing about that.

1231
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 2: I will I dare you. I dare you to try this.

1232
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: If you are someone who travels a lot in airport,

1233
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: don't and you get to your gate early, drop your

1234
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: bags and go to the fucking bathroom. Drop your bags

1235
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: and go get a bagel, Drop your bags and go

1236
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: take a walk around. You don't need to stay with

1237
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 1: your bags a gate.

1238
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 4: I just started doing this.

1239
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 2: Ever steal anything. Everyone in the airport has a ticket

1240
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 2: to go somewhere. They're not there to thieve.

1241
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 5: And puts a bomb in your bag.

1242
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 2: Also, it will.

1243
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: Blow up on the plane that you're in, So it

1244
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, you're dead, You're not gonna be prosecuted.

1245
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 2: Nothing ever happens.

1246
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: Ever, I don't care about any of the announcements that

1247
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: the woman saying, do not leave your bags unattended it.

1248
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: I have been doing this, and I'm not joking joking

1249
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: for ten years, every single time, and I fly twice

1250
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: a week at least for ten years. I will to

1251
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: the my gate, drop my guitar and my backpack and

1252
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: my purse. I don't even give a shit, go to

1253
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Never once has anything ever been stolen from me.

1254
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: I'm begging for it to be stolen because all my

1255
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: zippers are unzipped.

1256
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, all you gotta do is reach your hand

1257
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 2: and you don't even have to fumble around.

1258
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 5: With something I will.

1259
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 2: I would never ever happen. They will never confiscate your luggage.

1260
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 2: They will ever.

1261
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 5: I promise the thing you could tell me that would

1262
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 5: ever make me leave my bags alone in the air,

1263
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 5: But it's drilled into my brain. I'm not kidding. Announcer,

1264
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 5: how many times has she said it to me?

1265
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 3: Like go up to a bag after someone left it

1266
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 3: and confront the guy when he came back.

1267
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: It's happened to me in that bag must have been

1268
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: left for a while. It's listen, I'm not leaving. I'm

1269
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: leaving it, and I put it next to someone who's

1270
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: already sitting there, and everyone always look. I love doing

1271
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: it because people think I'm fucking crazy and they start

1272
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: worrying for me, and I'm just like, fuck you all

1273
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 1: for being a little worry warts, Like you're like losing

1274
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: an energy in your life by thinking every My mom's

1275
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: like this. She thinks everyone wants to steal everything from

1276
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: her all the time. If you get stuff stolen, they're

1277
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: gonna find a way to steal it. It's not because

1278
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 1: you left it there. Anytime I've left a laptop at

1279
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: a Starbucks, I've left a phone at a Starbucks, I'd

1280
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: left to air, I always get it back because I'm

1281
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: a lucky person and things work out for me. But also,

1282
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: and maybe the thing is if you so if a

1283
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: thief happens to come into the same Starbucks that you

1284
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: left a laptop, you're fucked. That's just bad luck. But

1285
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: most people don't thieve. They return things, unlike me with

1286
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: Grace's AirPods. But let me just say, wait, Anya, so

1287
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: you've tried this and now you do it because you

1288
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: see me do it every single time.

1289
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried it the other day. I'm like, why

1290
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 4: am I lugging this fucking guitar every time I have

1291
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom. I was traveling all alone.

1292
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 4: Usually Matt watches my stuff for me. But I had

1293
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 4: a lot of stuff with me this one weekend. I

1294
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 4: think I was meeting up with you, NICKI had the merch.

1295
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 2: That stop asking people to watch your stuff too. You

1296
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: play hate if you leave something.

1297
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that's bad that you ask Matt

1298
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: because you're with him. But people who ask strangers to

1299
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: watch their stuff just leave it.

1300
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: They know you just say that.

1301
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 4: Terrorist is gonna pull that move.

1302
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 2: They'll use that move.

1303
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 5: What if a terrorist puts the drugs on your laptop

1304
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 5: while you're in the bathroom?

1305
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 4: What is this when you've been watching the identity too much?

1306
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: By the way, TSA has never caught anyone.

1307
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: Does everyone know that that the TSA that was instated

1308
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: in two thousand and one post nine to eleven has

1309
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: never once caught any terrorists that was going to do something,

1310
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: not once. The thousands and thousands of TSA agents that

1311
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: have been working for the past twenty one years have

1312
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: never caught one person.

1313
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 5: So it's all it's security theater. It's security theater, is exactly.

1314
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 5: The man went to shoe you remember the shoe bomber.

1315
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't catch him. They they was a guy through.

1316
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 5: They let him through. And a guy on the plane said,

1317
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 5: you're trying to light your shoe on fire, and the

1318
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 5: passenger stopped him.

1319
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: Exactly, they've never caught anyone. All they do is catch

1320
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: you with sham pooh bottles and they.

1321
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 2: Go do you want to finish this? And like what

1322
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 2: does that even mean?

1323
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 5: No?

1324
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 2: Keep it? I just had a twenty one.

1325
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: Dollar bottle of It's just like it's so annoying, like

1326
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: you're already in trouble. They make you feel if you

1327
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: beep going through the thing, They're like, okay, step aside.

1328
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: It's like, I know, I'll step aside. You don't have

1329
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: to yell at me about it. And it's just they

1330
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: just have thank God for them because they are trying

1331
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: to keep a safe. They're just doing their jobs, and

1332
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: they are doing a job that is thankless. We all

1333
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: like kind of hate them, and so they're constantly dealing

1334
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: with people who are like disgruntled. So I have a

1335
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: lot of love for teas agents. But you've never done

1336
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: any You've literally never prevented anything. Can you imagine having

1337
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: a job where you've never done your job?

1338
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 5: Twenty from toothpaste on my feet?

1339
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's so funny to me that we have

1340
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: this thing that has never once stopped anything for twenty

1341
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: one years pointless. But you know, one would say that

1342
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: the them being there prevents things, like people don't try

1343
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: things even because they're there. So yeah, so that that

1344
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 1: is something okay. So then, so what happened with headphones?

1345
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: I stayed at the same hotel, the Low's in Hollywood

1346
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: the other day and I was in the same lobby

1347
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: where I found Grace's air pods and I ordered Uber

1348
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 1: Eats to my hotel and I love this. I love

1349
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: the Lows. It's a great organization. It's whatever they're doing

1350
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: to train their employees, bravo. It's not too over the top.

1351
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: They're just helpful, nice, happier there. Even if you're not

1352
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: a customer, they're just happy. And they have a great

1353
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: spot where they leave the Uber eats. Usually every hotel's like,

1354
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: but you got food delivered. It's like, yeah, this has

1355
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: been around for ten years. Food delivery, like have a

1356
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: place for it at the They're always confused, Well, maybe

1357
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: they brought it up to your room. Maybe they never know.

1358
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: Low's has a table for them where it's like that's

1359
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: where the food goes. And yes, people could steal it.

1360
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 2: But do they know. I'm sure it's happened a couple times,

1361
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 2: but stop being like, we gotta go down right away.

1362
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 2: They might steal their food.

1363
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 1: No one wants to steal your food. Stop everyone's so

1364
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: paranoid about things being stolen from them. I think this

1365
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 1: is an American thing because I just don't think stealing

1366
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: pickpockets happened, like if you go to Europe.

1367
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 2: But that's they're stealing off of your body.

1368
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: These aren't people like people aren't just waiting for you

1369
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: to leave your laptop and go to the bathroom to

1370
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: steal your laptop. I know I'm gonna get tons of

1371
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: messages being like, actually my laptop did get stolen.

1372
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 5: Someone threw brick through my car window and stall five

1373
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 5: thousand dollars worth them's look, listen.

1374
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 2: To what they did.

1375
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: They stole, They threw a brick through your window. That

1376
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,919
Speaker 1: person was did something crazy. There's nothing you could have done,

1377
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: so stop trying to have control over it.

1378
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 2: I guess is what I'm saying.

1379
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 5: I could have taken my stuff with me. That's the

1380
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 5: that's the difference.

1381
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: I could think about all the times you would have

1382
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: to take your stuff with you to everywhere you go

1383
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: because you're so scared of it getting still, it's such

1384
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: a fucking hassle. I would rather pay eleven hundred dollars

1385
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: in a laptop then for the rest of my life

1386
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: lug everything with me and check doors constantly. Think about

1387
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 1: what time everyone wastes their life.

1388
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 2: Of checking oh when I locked that door.

1389
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: People are constantly going around to each door and like

1390
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: after they've locked it and like checking it. And I'm

1391
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: always like, whenever I see that person, I go, what

1392
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 1: what a life this person must like? They they lock

1393
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: the door, then they check the lock, then they go.

1394
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: And I know some of that's OCD and that is

1395
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: beyond your control, and that's a whole different thing. But

1396
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: I just wish everyone would kind of just calm down

1397
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 1: a little bit about stuff. But I also just that's

1398
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: my personality, is like, why is everyone so nervous about

1399
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: things all the time? And I am therefore nervous about

1400
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: people being nervous about things. So I'm doing the same thing.

1401
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 5: So I walk my dog three times a day and

1402
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 5: I don't lock my door anytime I leave to walk him.

1403
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 5: I don't even think my keys.

1404
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's how the night docker gets in Yeah.

1405
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 3: That is old man's coming back.

1406
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sometimes don't.

1407
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: I started locking my door because Chris like painted some

1408
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: kind of scenario that could happen, and I was like,

1409
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: oh god, that doesn't sound I don't want to be

1410
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: raped today, so i've every day I just go I

1411
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: don't feel like getting rape today, so I just give

1412
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 1: it all a good locker room. But so anyway, I

1413
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: ordered Uber Eats and I get I'm at the I'm

1414
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 1: doing some sets, and so I ordered it to perfectly

1415
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: arrive like right before I get there, and I walk in,

1416
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: no food, and it said it had delivered and it

1417
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: sent me a picture of it, but then the picture

1418
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't pull up. So I'm at the front desk

1419
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like and they're like, it's over there, and

1420
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not over there on your perfect little

1421
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: s Uber Eats table and I was like, thank you

1422
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: for that table, but it's not there, and they are

1423
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: so concerned and they're like, well, they don't bring it

1424
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 1: up to the room.

1425
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 2: We don't allow them up to the room because this,

1426
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's okay.

1427
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: I actually ordered from two places because I wanted like

1428
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: a lot to choose from So I get a dinner tonight.

1429
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 2: It's on it's gonna be here in five minutes.

1430
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: So that food arrives and as I'm sitting there, I'm like,

1431
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: fucking Grace, man, Like, this is karma coming back, like

1432
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: I ordered. Let's be honest, it wasn't air pods, but

1433
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: it was a lot of food. And I was like,

1434
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: in the same lobby that I stole Grace's headphones. It

1435
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: all came back around. Karma does happen. It does come

1436
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: back around. But then I went up to my hotel

1437
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: room and it was sitting in front of my door.

1438
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Grace. I really did have this moment of like,

1439
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad that someone stole my food, Like that makes

1440
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: sense to happen in this scenario.

1441
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 2: I deserve that.

1442
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 4: Wait, so if Grace searches for you, now, like if

1443
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 4: you were in LA and Grace was in LA and

1444
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 4: she's like searching for her headphones, would she see they're

1445
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 4: back in LA and would you have build Upah?

1446
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: But I would never have them with me because I

1447
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: don't use them. They're like there, they caused me too much.

1448
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: And I already have two pairs of my air pods,

1449
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: which is the greatest thing to do for yourself because

1450
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: they're always one in the case that are charging, and

1451
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: when you're die, if they're just ready to go and

1452
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 1: then you can charge the other.

1453
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 2: It's just the best plan. You can never go without AirPods.

1454
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: But no, I already final thought, Grace is not not

1455
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,959
Speaker 1: able to track them because they're dead on my counter

1456
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm waiting for to find a case

1457
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: or like get a case and then I'm gonna put

1458
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 1: them in them and give it to Taylor because she

1459
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: doesn't have a problem owning things that are hot. But

1460
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: I did put on my Instagram story, I posted the

1461
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: clip of me talking about Grace's headphones and I said, Grace,

1462
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: if you're out there, I will ship them to you.

1463
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 5: Oh, she has not heard this, has she vanished? I

1464
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 5: mean she if she she was on on a toilet

1465
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 5: and then ther AirPods just on the ground.

1466
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 2: That is the weirdest thing I have.

1467
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: I think Grace was actually in possession of two AirPods,

1468
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: because I think when your air pods are in and

1469
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: you drop your other AirPods, you're not hearing them hit

1470
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: the ground because your your noise is canceled.

1471
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 2: So she did not hear that.

1472
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: She's someone that also has two pairs of air pods,

1473
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: because she had some in and didn't hear them hit

1474
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 1: the ground. You wouldn't hear a piano crash from four

1475
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: stories in front of you when you have your AirPods

1476
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: in with the noise cancelation mode, So she definitely didn't

1477
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 1: hear them scatter on the floor.

1478
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 2: And here's the case. Where was the case? I checked

1479
01:05:58,640 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 2: for it?

1480
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: Everywhere they were, they were dropped as if they were

1481
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 1: dropped from a case. They were like one was over there,

1482
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: one was over here, and there's what little cases I

1483
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: have it?

1484
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 3: Okay, Grace was using the stall. She had her purse

1485
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 3: and she didn't care about her zippers being zipped all

1486
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 3: the way tilted as she was squatting.

1487
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 2: Where's the case? Noah, where's the fucking.

1488
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 4: In her blazer pocket? I know this because I accidentally

1489
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 4: dropped an iPhone out of a cool oversized blazer into

1490
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 4: the toilet because I was squatting over the toilet, not

1491
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 4: sitting on it, and I just heard plunk, and there

1492
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 4: was my phone in the toilet.

1493
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 2: But why would the the AirPods be out of the case.

1494
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 2: Here's what I do?

1495
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 3: She figured up them in and just took them out

1496
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 3: just to use the bathroom or something.

1497
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: But then she would know they were out of her ear,

1498
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: and then she would hear them hit the ground, is

1499
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. They were on the ground right in

1500
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 1: front of the bathroom stall, and the bathroom stall shut

1501
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 1: all the way, like all the way to the ground,

1502
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: Like these are maybe below so this is a nice bathroom.

1503
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: Maybe they hit the ground as the shower stall as

1504
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: the bathroom stall door was closing.

1505
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 5: Oh why, maybe she was puking and so she was

1506
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 5: on her knees and so they didn't fall.

1507
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: They just slid out on because it goes all the

1508
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: way to the ground. No, it goes all the way

1509
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: to the ground, and they were outside the stall. The

1510
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: door goes all the way.

1511
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 5: Took the pods out and put them on the ground

1512
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 5: so that somebody would find them and feel bad.

1513
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 2: Maybe you can have her content for their podcast they want.

1514
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 5: She did this for us, well, say people who for

1515
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 5: people who feel bad about Grace though, is that this

1516
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 5: is a pretty nice hotel. It's not like you took

1517
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 5: these off the ground with like a holiday and express

1518
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 5: or something. So she's probably fine.

1519
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 2: And her name's Grace. That is some fucking that's an

1520
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 2: expensive name.

1521
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: It is it is, that's a name where your daddy's

1522
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: rich and he got you this air and and I'm

1523
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: guaranteeing you she already had another pair in because you

1524
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: would have heard it. So I think she's a two

1525
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: AirPod lady anyway, and she deserves to listen returning them

1526
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: to the front desk. I'm guaranteeing you the person at

1527
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: the front desk would have just taken them and like

1528
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: and it would she wouldn't have come back for them.

1529
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: And also, here's what happened. Sometimes when you drop your AirPods,

1530
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: they spill out of the case and then the case

1531
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: closes and then you see the case and you think

1532
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: they're still in there.

1533
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 2: That is probably what happened. So case closed on the

1534
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1535
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 1: Okay, So this weekend, I'm going to Tucson Tomorrow I'm

1536
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: gonna do a photo shoot with a newspaper naked, Oh

1537
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: my god.

1538
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 5: And then you're gonna be gasping in front of a

1539
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,640
Speaker 5: tragic event on the newspaper.

1540
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Hindenburg, Like what could be like something

1541
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: that I would be hilarious if she eats Jlo admits

1542
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: plastic surgery. Like, what's something that I would be shocked by?

1543
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift?

1544
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 2: I mean the uh.

1545
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: Uh asks Nikki Glazer to become a backup singer on

1546
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: er What about? Oh yeah, ozempic. I don't know my ozempic. Like, man,

1547
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 1: everyone be on that ship man, And now there's other

1548
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: companies making the same thing. Everyone's gonna be thin now

1549
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: everyone get ready?

1550
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 4: Just wait for thin and bruised in the abdomen.

1551
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would take it. Who cares about

1552
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: being bruised in the abdomen if you can be thin?

1553
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?

1554
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,639
Speaker 1: And like people would shoot themselves. People would shoot themselves

1555
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: in the head to mab athin body. They would literally

1556
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: blow a hole in their head to Abathan. People would

1557
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: do anything. Think of what people do to be thin.

1558
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 1: They a little little shot in your stomach, that's nothing,

1559
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: and you just but I the problem with ozempic is

1560
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 1: it curbs your appetite.

1561
01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 2: Don't fat people like to eat?

1562
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: Like, don't you if someone told you you were going

1563
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: to lose the desire to hug your children? Wouldn't that

1564
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:07,639
Speaker 1: kind of bum you out? Like this thing you like doing,

1565
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't you be sad that you lose it. Like, that's

1566
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: why I don't like add meds is because they make

1567
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 1: me lose my appetite. And yeah, I'll lose some weight,

1568
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,720
Speaker 1: but I also will not have any desired this thing

1569
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 1: I once loved to do.

1570
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 5: But if you desire to hug your children so much

1571
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 5: that it's like affecting their lives and like you, they're

1572
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 5: you're on top of them, they can't eat, I mean,

1573
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,719
Speaker 5: then you probably too hard, squeeze them too hard.

1574
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 2: They start to disassociate.

1575
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,439
Speaker 5: They get bruises on their abdomen because you hug them

1576
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:37,640
Speaker 5: so hard. Yeah, wouldn't you then want to take a

1577
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 5: pill to maybe hug a little less?

1578
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I think that, But I just I don't know.

1579
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: As someone who used to starve myself to be thin,

1580
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: I have no interest in not liking food. It just

1581
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: would it bums me out anything that is like this

1582
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,400
Speaker 1: will curb your appetite. I'm like, ew, why would I

1583
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: want that? I like liking food. I don't know.

1584
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 4: It just that's like it doesn't make sense. Stooes about

1585
01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 4: like why he took the vaccine was not for his

1586
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 4: own health or for your health. It was because he

1587
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 4: heard like all Italians You're gonna lose your sense of

1588
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 4: taste and smell. And he's like, oh, I do not

1589
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 4: want to get this COVID thing, like I will get

1590
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 4: vaccinated because I'm Italian. I love food.

1591
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: Losing a sense of smell was a huge threat. It

1592
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: was like dying whatever. I'm not scared of that, but

1593
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: losing my sense of smell or having things taste like

1594
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: vomit for the rest of my life. Some people like

1595
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 1: things tasted disgusting. I was like, I don't want that.

1596
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: Let's talk about John mulaney Special real quick. Did you

1597
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: watch it, Brian? Yeah, my god, we all this thing

1598
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: is probably got He's it did well yesterday. I mean

1599
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: it came out yesterday and three out of four did

1600
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,599
Speaker 1: you watch it? Noah, No, I haven't had a chance yet.

1601
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,560
Speaker 2: Well three out of four people here. I don't blame you.

1602
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 4: I mean I haven't fished. I'm ten minutes from the end,

1603
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:55,599
Speaker 4: which is interesting because it was very follow was so deep, big,

1604
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is heavy, not heavy, like

1605
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 4: oh it's hard, but it's like this, this is real shit.

1606
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,720
Speaker 4: And I could see why Matt and I both He

1607
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,880
Speaker 4: was like, we're an hour and ten minutes in or something.

1608
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 4: It was long.

1609
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,839
Speaker 2: It's an hour and twenty and he was like, I'm tired.

1610
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 4: Can we go to ben. I was like, yeah, we'll

1611
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 4: look forward to it tomorrow. But it was a lot

1612
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 4: to chew on.

1613
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 1: I exactly at that moment went to the bathroom, was like, Chris,

1614
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm hungry, Like I want to go get dinner. And

1615
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 1: he was just like, there's ten minutes. He like screamed

1616
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 1: to me while I was on the twenty's like this

1617
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: ten minutes left. And I was like, okay, I can

1618
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 1: do it. And I was glad that I finished it

1619
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: in one thing because it was long.

1620
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 5: It's like an hour. Shit, I was taking minutes.

1621
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1622
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it was an hour twenty I believe, which

1623
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: is very long for a special. But it it was

1624
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:39,920
Speaker 1: really well done. It looks amazing. He yeah. He just

1625
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: tells the story of he starts with his intervention and

1626
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: then it just walks you through his addiction and his

1627
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: recovery and you know, embarrassing things he did along the

1628
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: way when he was an addict. And it's my favorite

1629
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:57,799
Speaker 1: part was the little song he did at the beginning

1630
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:01,640
Speaker 1: of like everything changed, like bo burnhamore because he's not

1631
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 1: problematic and he's like, you know, we all went through

1632
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:09,560
Speaker 1: the same thing, like masks down, keep them up. And

1633
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,320
Speaker 1: then he's like, you go through a divorce, you lose

1634
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: your reputation, and it was just so is different. It's different.

1635
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really great.

1636
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1637
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,519
Speaker 4: The thing with the eleven year old boy was genius.

1638
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 2: That was a plant, but that's cool.

1639
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, don't ever think things that happened sporadically

1640
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,639
Speaker 1: are like, I can't believe that happened because Chris.

1641
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 5: I go.

1642
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,720
Speaker 1: Chris was like, I wonder if they micd that kid,

1643
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, they don't need to because

1644
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 1: his responses don't mean anything. Like he's gonna say with

1645
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,400
Speaker 1: all the places where he says fifth grader and you go,

1646
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's calling back to this crazy thing.

1647
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 1: If the kid would have said sixth grade, he would

1648
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,760
Speaker 1: have said sixth grader. Like there's there's not taking away

1649
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: from the genius of the bit, but it was pre

1650
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,679
Speaker 1: written and that interaction happens at all of his shows

1651
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 1: with a kid that he finds there. So I just

1652
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,200
Speaker 1: want to I'm sorry to like pull back the curtain

1653
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:02,599
Speaker 1: on any thing that is seems magical, but that was funny,

1654
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,600
Speaker 1: and it is funny because there is always going to

1655
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 1: be a young kid at his shows because.

1656
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 2: He's so great and appeals to all ages. But I loved,

1657
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:12,639
Speaker 2: I loved.

1658
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: My favorite part was him admitting that he wanted to

1659
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: be recognized in rehab yeah, and that it was very

1660
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,559
Speaker 1: important to him and that he was very embarrassing him

1661
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: for him not to be and that he left a

1662
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 1: paper out and said John mulaney goes to rehab and

1663
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: he left it out in that kind of vulnerability when

1664
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: famous people admit that they like being famous and they

1665
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: like attention, Like I was embarrassed yesterday after I said

1666
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 1: that I was secretly hoping Taylor would like put to

1667
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 1: take me up on stage or be like listen to.

1668
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,760
Speaker 2: Your voice like that there was a part of me.

1669
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 2: But then I was like, you know what, Like that's okay.

1670
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 1: I was a little bit, And then I saw John

1671
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 1: laneyzing and I'm like him admitting that is just as

1672
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 1: embarrassing that he actually wanted people to recognize him, and

1673
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,680
Speaker 1: that when he said, you know, I'm John m he

1674
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:59,320
Speaker 1: kind of waited for a blas break Like that generally

1675
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: made me happy that you know, this guy that you

1676
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: just I attribute a lot of like he's just funny.

1677
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,439
Speaker 2: He just happens to be funny. He's not in this

1678
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 2: for any other thing.

1679
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 1: And he also admits that everything he does is he

1680
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:17,760
Speaker 1: worries about what other people think about him constantly and chronically,

1681
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 1: or at least he used to. I would guess that

1682
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 1: he still does, but he apparent, he said he used to.

1683
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 1: And I like that admission because I think sometimes celebrities

1684
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:29,120
Speaker 1: come off like I actually don't care what people think

1685
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,120
Speaker 1: about me, and or comedians especially like.

1686
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck fuck fuck if you don't

1687
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:37,799
Speaker 2: like what I do. I've said this before.

1688
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:42,720
Speaker 1: Any comedian who pretends to be confident like that or

1689
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:47,600
Speaker 1: not care what people think, or that they that they

1690
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: have high self esteem is lying and is not a

1691
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,839
Speaker 1: trustworthy comedian, and you shouldn't like them and you shouldn't

1692
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,880
Speaker 1: trust what they have to say because they're they're Charlatan's

1693
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,640
Speaker 1: and they're acting.

1694
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:01,400
Speaker 5: That's people.

1695
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,519
Speaker 1: But it's absolutely I think there are some people that

1696
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 1: genuinely don't care what other people think about the much

1697
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 1: comedians I think are And I'm not trying to be

1698
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 1: like toot our own horn, because this is not a

1699
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:12,559
Speaker 1: toot too.

1700
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 2: This is a this is a shark in your pants.

1701
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:20,640
Speaker 2: This is embarrassing that that we desperately want people to

1702
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,600
Speaker 2: like us. And I really liked that. John mulaney the

1703
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 2: king of comedians, the one that everyone wants.

1704
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,599
Speaker 1: To be, and he's just he's the coolest guy. He's

1705
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: friends with all the coolest people. He's the coolest comic

1706
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 1: and arguably the best comic ever. And he admits that

1707
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 1: he desperately wants everyone to like him. And that was

1708
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,880
Speaker 1: very soothing to my soul to see, like kind of

1709
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,000
Speaker 1: someone that I look up to so much, who I

1710
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 1: think is so much better than me admitting the thing

1711
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,800
Speaker 1: that I'm essentially it's the same as me. H, Brian,

1712
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,760
Speaker 1: what was your favorite part?

1713
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,559
Speaker 5: I'm there. One line that made me laugh out loud

1714
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 5: for a long time was when he said people don't

1715
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 5: know what to think about him. I just I don't

1716
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 5: know why that line got I started laughing for like

1717
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 5: ten minutes after he said that.

1718
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 2: I liked what he said.

1719
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,639
Speaker 1: Ask your if you don't know who I am, ask

1720
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,920
Speaker 1: your daughter or certain sons.

1721
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, non athletic sons.

1722
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 1: Non athletics, or your son if he's not a non athletic.

1723
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:17,040
Speaker 1: He was like certain sons love me, Like there's something

1724
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,439
Speaker 1: of the word certain was really funny to me. That's

1725
01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:22,439
Speaker 1: why I love Joe Mullenius. Those little like throwaway lines

1726
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 1: that you know, quote unquote throwaway that are just these

1727
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:28,840
Speaker 1: His word usage is just brilliant. And yeah, I just

1728
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: learned so much from watching it. Like Chris at one

1729
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: point stopped me and said, are you not enjoying this

1730
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 1: or like what's going on with you? Because I wasn't laughing,

1731
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 1: And it wasn't because it wasn't funny. I was just

1732
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 1: observing the choices he made and how he you know,

1733
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 1: would be the same as if you know the way

1734
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 1: Anya you don't really like listen to music or like

1735
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 1: like new artists and stuff. You're not like loving music

1736
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,240
Speaker 1: as much as like people who don't play music because

1737
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: you're kind of being.

1738
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 4: More studying like what are they doing?

1739
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, analyzing more. But I did laugh a lot, like

1740
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,680
Speaker 1: when I would let myself kind of like get out

1741
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 1: of that brain.

1742
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 2: I had so much fun.

1743
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:06,960
Speaker 1: It was it was I just think it was an

1744
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,680
Speaker 1: important special because it showed this person that had everything

1745
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,600
Speaker 1: really didn't have it going on that well and was

1746
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:17,240
Speaker 1: actually really struggling, and I like how he's still there's

1747
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 1: still a part of me that feels like, well, it

1748
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 1: just shows how smart he was because he was able

1749
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:24,439
Speaker 1: to be like a talented he was able to be

1750
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:29,120
Speaker 1: like a fucking horrible addict and really function perfectly and

1751
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: like go on talk shows. And I thought his reading

1752
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:35,519
Speaker 1: the GQ interview he did was so funny. And I

1753
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 1: will say that those questions that he the way he

1754
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,640
Speaker 1: reads them is funny. But if you were just to

1755
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 1: read that, you wouldn't necessarily think that guy was Hi,

1756
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 1: do you agree with me?

1757
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:49,240
Speaker 5: Brian? Yeah, when he I mean, obviously when he does

1758
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,719
Speaker 5: it in that voice, and then if you think about

1759
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,479
Speaker 5: all he asked was what did you do today? And

1760
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:58,760
Speaker 5: then he go when they break it up, he's not

1761
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 5: saying like and then as you do, he's just going,

1762
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 5: oh like, and so he's he's just he's just streamlining

1763
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 5: through all that. Yeah, there wasn't pauses there probably in

1764
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 5: real life.

1765
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:09,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1766
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just keeps the guy just and then even

1767
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 2: the the best part for me, and I don't even

1768
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 2: know that he was saying it as a joke, but

1769
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 2: the reporter goes, I'm gonna let you.

1770
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,240
Speaker 1: Go like, never has a reporter been like I'm good

1771
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: on top him, Like usually you're like you gotta go,

1772
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:29,720
Speaker 1: but the reporters like, well, there's a lot here and

1773
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,479
Speaker 1: I don't want to take up any more of your time,

1774
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 1: and then I won't ruin the last line. But it's

1775
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: fucking great too. It was such a good special. I

1776
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,439
Speaker 1: recommend everyone watching it.

1777
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 4: Whoever designed that set. And the lighting was absolutely impeccable.

1778
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 4: I mean it's a gorgeous theater, but the lighting work

1779
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:50,559
Speaker 4: was so fucking amazing and mind blowing and perfectly done.

1780
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,839
Speaker 4: I was completely awestruck by that. It was so perfect

1781
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 4: in a suit.

1782
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,880
Speaker 2: I have someone that would definitely disagree with you.

1783
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:01,400
Speaker 4: Really, no, dude, I will go oh who Chris?

1784
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:03,439
Speaker 2: The green the green color?

1785
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 4: There were so many different scenes and it was all

1786
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:08,400
Speaker 4: I did.

1787
01:20:08,479 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 1: Like the lighting change. But man, that was a lot

1788
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 1: of the pausing for me and my guy. I mean

1789
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 1: my guy works in production and so he was just

1790
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:19,280
Speaker 1: at first he was like this lighting this, He was

1791
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:22,080
Speaker 1: like nikky, we like he was blown away and I

1792
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,360
Speaker 1: was almost like easy, I know, I'll never be as

1793
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,920
Speaker 1: good as John Muliney's lighting, like I was getting And

1794
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,479
Speaker 1: then it started to change, and man did I was

1795
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,600
Speaker 1: like not happy, but I was like okay, I was

1796
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,600
Speaker 1: even like easy, we get it that the lighting is

1797
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:40,160
Speaker 1: letting you down, Chris, but it's very funny. I would

1798
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,280
Speaker 1: like to hear you two talk about that, because he

1799
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,120
Speaker 1: couldn't have had more of an opposite reaction.

1800
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:47,920
Speaker 2: But I agree it was And the use of David Byrne,

1801
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:48,960
Speaker 2: what did you think of that?

1802
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:52,160
Speaker 4: Matt was like eh, and I was like, this is genius.

1803
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 4: So we had a little disagreement.

1804
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 1: Why is it genius to call your famous friend and say,

1805
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,640
Speaker 1: will you make a song for me?

1806
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:02,760
Speaker 4: Because that is so cool? It was like one like

1807
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,880
Speaker 4: it wasn't words. Okay, I loved he s got such

1808
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:06,599
Speaker 4: a great voice.

1809
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 1: I think we just give too much credit to people

1810
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:13,000
Speaker 1: for having famous friends and going, hey, this cool famous person,

1811
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,040
Speaker 1: will you do a thing for me?

1812
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 2: And we all just go I can't believe it. It's like,

1813
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,400
Speaker 2: of course David Byrne is gonna be just we could

1814
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 2: have David Byrne and do our special thing.

1815
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 4: It just made me I don't get to hear it.

1816
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll I get that.

1817
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 1: I just I think we give too much credit sometimes

1818
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,000
Speaker 1: and I'll give all the credit to I mean, he

1819
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,000
Speaker 1: is a genius and brilliant, but sometimes things are cut

1820
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,840
Speaker 1: where you're just like you just found the kissed you like,

1821
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,720
Speaker 1: you know, like THEO you found the coolest person to

1822
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 1: do something and you just asked them to do it,

1823
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:46,120
Speaker 1: and now.

1824
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:49,679
Speaker 4: You're yeah, maybe we should give credit. He was, Okay, okay,

1825
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 4: I don't think so.

1826
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just thought it was like, we get it,

1827
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,200
Speaker 2: you have famous friends.

1828
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,680
Speaker 1: But also if I was friends with David Byrne, I

1829
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,560
Speaker 1: would do that in a heartbeat, so you know, I

1830
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,759
Speaker 1: honestly know people do work.

1831
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,799
Speaker 4: Though, and I thought it was like inventive and strange,

1832
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,680
Speaker 4: Like I didn't think, oh, this is David Byrne. The

1833
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 4: second I heard I was like, this sounds like a

1834
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 4: talking Head song. This is such a cool song.

1835
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:09,439
Speaker 5: What is this?

1836
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:14,240
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it said David Byrne gigantically.

1837
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:16,080
Speaker 4: But then maybe that was what I a few seconds

1838
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,600
Speaker 4: later it said that, But when it started, I'm like,

1839
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:19,920
Speaker 4: what is this song?

1840
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,000
Speaker 2: All right? I'm just being a little bitch who's jealous

1841
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 2: that I don't have famous friends.

1842
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,360
Speaker 4: I thought him name checking some of the people at

1843
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,640
Speaker 4: the intervention was so cool. I'm like, I love that

1844
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 4: he's name checking some of these people.

1845
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great and the good Dave Press story.

1846
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:39,200
Speaker 1: And he's also still angry about the intervention, which is palpable.

1847
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:39,920
Speaker 2: I mean he says it.

1848
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 1: He literally says that he's still angry about it. But

1849
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: it was just it's great and he's one of the

1850
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,320
Speaker 1: best comedians ever and the special just shows that, and

1851
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: it just shows a new side to what he does.

1852
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,880
Speaker 1: And it's just so self aware and honest, and it's

1853
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:55,960
Speaker 1: everything that comedy in my mind should be. It's like articulate,

1854
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,439
Speaker 1: it's it's well put together, it's thought out, it is

1855
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 1: it's not sloppy, which I sometimes get to be sometimes

1856
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,000
Speaker 1: when I'm trying to keep it too real it gets sloppy.

1857
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,400
Speaker 2: But there was not a sloppiness to it, but it

1858
01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:08,600
Speaker 2: was still real. It was everything I aspire to be.

1859
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,760
Speaker 1: So closing thoughts is like ten out of ten A

1860
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 1: plus plus plus doesn't get better than John mulaney right now.

1861
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:18,000
Speaker 5: And it was funny all he talked about that stuff

1862
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,200
Speaker 5: while being funny.

1863
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:22,360
Speaker 1: Yeah the whole time there, I got like a thirty

1864
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 1: second moment where there was just set up and no funny,

1865
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, yes, Like finally he has a

1866
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,519
Speaker 1: little exposition with no funny, but it was.

1867
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 5: It was.

1868
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,200
Speaker 2: It was so funny.

1869
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 1: There's just no and the way he talks the wait,

1870
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 1: he just he is who he is. And it was vulnerable,

1871
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,560
Speaker 1: but not too much in a way that you're like,

1872
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 1: this is oversharing, and it was just it.

1873
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,040
Speaker 2: Was just perfect.

1874
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,960
Speaker 1: So I really recommend everyone watch it, not that you're

1875
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,840
Speaker 1: not already going to all right, thank you for listening

1876
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: to the show this week. We will be back next week,

1877
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 1: don't you even think we won't. And this weekend I'm

1878
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:55,599
Speaker 1: gonna be in Tucson and Vegas and then then a Europe.

1879
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,000
Speaker 1: Tons of dates and I hope to see all the

1880
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:59,320
Speaker 1: besties there. We'll see you this weekend out there on

1881
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,400
Speaker 1: the road, and we'll see you next week on the show.

1882
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:04,840
Speaker 2: Don't be and just go Watchilon Millie John Lane's question

1883
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 5: H