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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff. Hello,
Speaker 1: Karen Kilgarriff, Hello Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: I almost got in a fight last night playing pool.
Speaker 3: And you'd think that's like kind of a nerdy sport
Speaker 3: like darts or something. It's just a pretty mild manner.
Speaker 3: But quite often when I do well, and I was
Speaker 3: doing well last night, these guys were threatened by it.
Speaker 3: They started when it was down to the eight ball.
Speaker 3: They were yelling advice as to what I should do.
Speaker 3: The guys that were playing next, and they wanted to
Speaker 3: play their friend who I was beating, and they were
Speaker 3: screaming like they're at a dog fight and I got
Speaker 3: ups and then they wanted to fight me, and the
Speaker 3: security guard came to help me, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I can handle this, but they.
Speaker 1: Were very serious fighting the security guard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And there's also these guys were from El Salvador and
Speaker 3: they don't I couldn't.
Speaker 2: But one of them, I know. He accidentally snorted meth
Speaker 2: one night and I was talking him through it. He
Speaker 2: was scared. And one of the guys is nice, but
Speaker 2: his friend visiting him.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Chris, where did this take place, because you're
Speaker 1: acting like it's the pool takes place in a library.
Speaker 2: Or something, right, It is a university center.
Speaker 3: These guys were fifteen years No, it's at Little Joy,
Speaker 3: which has has a history of having Little Joy this bar.
Speaker 3: It's like an old bar, but it's nicer now and
Speaker 3: it's down the street from me, and I have visions
Speaker 3: now of being good at pool. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I'm so into these things, but I've gotten better at it.
Speaker 3: And they'd almost got me killed.
Speaker 2: I ran home. I didn't even pay my tab, And yes,
Speaker 2: I had some drinks. If that's what you were thinking.
Speaker 1: I was sure it wasn't. It wasn't even a question.
Speaker 1: In my mind, that's usually part of it.
Speaker 2: Well, not too much. I want to win at Pool
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Well, your excellence is getting you in a lot of trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think you need to be careful in this
Speaker 1: day and age. You need to be careful with stuff
Speaker 1: like that. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm living. I'm just out in these streets. Karen.
Speaker 1: No, I realized. I like it. You're of the streets.
Speaker 2: I'm a man of the streets. I'm a man of
Speaker 2: the people. Vote for me for La County, Mary Pool Shark.
Speaker 3: Maybe we're just a matter of moments before we find
Speaker 3: out if Karen Bass is our mayor. It's down the way,
Speaker 3: like hundreds of people between the two, I know, isn't
Speaker 3: it intense?
Speaker 2: It's very intense. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, yeah, I know. I hope it works
Speaker 1: out me too.
Speaker 3: Is there anything I did another classic steam roll at
Speaker 3: the top. Is there anything you wanted.
Speaker 5: To share with me?
Speaker 1: No, I loved that Pool Hall story. I haven't been
Speaker 1: to the out to the anything really in a very
Speaker 1: long time. So I can live vicariously through you, fight,
Speaker 1: play and live and soak up the life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as dangerous as it might be, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Then just run run there.
Speaker 2: I ran in the rain, and if you're running in the.
Speaker 1: Rain, you do have to cry, you do, and then
Speaker 1: you have to slide onto your knees and scream up
Speaker 1: at the sky.
Speaker 2: Pulled pan pan in while zooming out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm very one of our most historic episodes
Speaker 3: in the car Legend Today's guest. I believe the and
Speaker 3: we've talked about it a million times since both the
Speaker 3: bike line bicycle guy that tried to take your window
Speaker 3: off with his bike lock and the punch out at
Speaker 3: the bus stop happened, which I.
Speaker 1: Can still see in my mind's eye. I can watch
Speaker 1: it like a movie if I want to, because it
Speaker 1: was so upsetting, jarring, and the way that guy got
Speaker 1: dropped was unnatural. I was like, he's dead and like
Speaker 1: the movies, we.
Speaker 2: All want to be in him. And that's last night.
Speaker 2: Why I was trying to get knocked out?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some makes sense.
Speaker 3: You know him from clubs and colleges across its country,
Speaker 3: just all over the country, from podcasting, from TV, from movies.
Speaker 3: Now everyone put your ears together for mister Toddglass.
Speaker 5: Why Hi, what movies? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wasna, you have a new part in a movie
Speaker 3: with with with the some uh your you know the
Speaker 3: movie you're acting in it's coming out.
Speaker 2: Tell us a little bit about it.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I did all my stunt. No, there's no
Speaker 5: movie there's I can barely act.
Speaker 4: Like you.
Speaker 5: That's true. That's even hard too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, goodbye.
Speaker 2: That's all we do.
Speaker 3: I like when I see Todd somewhere has he done
Speaker 3: this with your careen ware? He'll just say okay and
Speaker 3: immediately signs you a character in a role you're gonna play,
Speaker 3: and then you have to act it out in this
Speaker 3: in that moment, so.
Speaker 2: He'll be like, okay, Chris, act like you're a guy.
Speaker 3: That's you're confused by what I say, but you're pretending
Speaker 3: you're not confused, and you just it's the every it's
Speaker 3: so fun.
Speaker 2: Every time we've played that game.
Speaker 5: I am bit.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit happy guy.
Speaker 4: And when I found out I'm a big Conan, a
Speaker 4: Brian fan, and when someone told me they go without
Speaker 4: even knowing.
Speaker 5: I love that, Like everyone loves bits, but really they go.
Speaker 4: It's all fucking bits with Conan, even if it's five
Speaker 4: am at the airport, I'm like, oh, I love him
Speaker 4: even more now.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, it's you know to me, And I was
Speaker 1: just thinking as you logged down, because I haven't seen
Speaker 1: you Todd in real life in so long, I know,
Speaker 1: very long time. I miss you and it's nice to
Speaker 1: see your face.
Speaker 5: It's good to see your face too.
Speaker 1: But when we were babies, and like I had just
Speaker 1: moved to Los Angeles, there was a house we all
Speaker 1: used to hang out at that you lived in, but
Speaker 1: you weren't always there because you were on the road.
Speaker 1: You were a real comic out doing weeks at a time.
Speaker 4: I was doing colleges then, like like you, sixty colleges
Speaker 4: in like a year. Just a ridiculous and to be honest,
Speaker 4: loving every minute.
Speaker 5: It'll great money, It wasn't.
Speaker 4: I loved being playing. I was in college. I was
Speaker 4: like twenty seven or six, and I got to be
Speaker 4: like I was eighteen. You know, if you're the comic,
Speaker 4: you can do anything you want. They don't care where
Speaker 4: you go. It's the comic y, that's right, everybody on
Speaker 4: the comic And wait, where were you in the dorms? No? No, no,
Speaker 4: I mean like when there's somewhere on campus after a show,
Speaker 4: they might want to take you out. So you get
Speaker 4: to go, you know, to you know, just have a
Speaker 4: little collegy. I never went to college, but anyway, but
Speaker 4: go ahead. You were talking about that house. You well, just.
Speaker 1: You have the fun energy that I since I was
Speaker 1: like eight years old, That's all I've ever cared about.
Speaker 1: It's just fun. Who's gonna have fun? Who wants to
Speaker 1: have fun in whatever way? We play cards, we play tag,
Speaker 1: we go do a thing, stand around and make jokes,
Speaker 1: don't take anything seriously, but certainly not like talk about
Speaker 1: real things or ever be normal in any way. And
Speaker 1: that to have moved to La and found that group
Speaker 1: of people where each person was more like that than
Speaker 1: the next. And then there was Todd Glass who was
Speaker 1: kind of the king of it. But you weren't always there,
Speaker 1: so you were kind of like a special guest star
Speaker 1: in my mind because I didn't know you that well,
Speaker 1: and it would be like that downstairs roommate guy. And
Speaker 1: then when you'd be there, it's like, who is this guy?
Speaker 5: So you know, you can never you can.
Speaker 4: I never get tired of hearing about something you had
Speaker 4: no perception of, like this conversation might have never happened.
Speaker 4: I was always nervous, I thought in my head around
Speaker 4: like people that were doing creat Like I thought you
Speaker 4: were one of those people doing creative things that I
Speaker 4: wanted to do. And then stand ups in my memory
Speaker 4: were merging with this like and it was a good
Speaker 4: thing and you either made fun of it or you
Speaker 4: were a part of it.
Speaker 5: I helped you. I thought it really helped me grow.
Speaker 4: But like there were all these different comedians there of
Speaker 4: all types. It was fucking crazy, great parties. It was
Speaker 4: awesome people, yes, a.
Speaker 1: Really good mix, and also kind of that really was
Speaker 1: it was the right at the beginning of alternative comedy,
Speaker 1: but most people had started as club comics, and so
Speaker 1: there was this kind of like kind of fake sharks
Speaker 1: versus jets, like what side are you on? But the
Speaker 1: truth of it was when everyone got into the same
Speaker 1: bar and had a couple of beers, everyone was on
Speaker 1: everybody's side, and it was just who's funny?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 1: That was like the really the bottom line. So then
Speaker 1: it was kind of figuring out of like cause like
Speaker 1: you were being on the road. I was just like
Speaker 1: I basically just started to middle when I left San Francisco,
Speaker 1: So it was just like, oh, that's being on the
Speaker 1: road is the real thing, And I'm not doing the
Speaker 1: real thing. He's the real thing.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It's that knowing all the time, like tell us where
Speaker 1: you just were.
Speaker 5: Oh god, that was Yeah, those colleges were like they did.
Speaker 4: They helped me get out of like you know, I
Speaker 4: wasn't great with money, and I didn't expect them to
Speaker 4: come along, and I didn't take advantage of the opportunity
Speaker 4: to be able to you know, and just and again,
Speaker 4: most people complain about him, but even back then, I
Speaker 4: would get to whatever venue it was because it wasn't
Speaker 4: always in a proper you know the deal. It could
Speaker 4: be in a proper theater, whether it's two hundred and five,
Speaker 4: but it could be in But I made it work.
Speaker 5: I made it work.
Speaker 2: But that you did, Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 4: Get there three hours early because like if you wanted
Speaker 4: to tell him to turn the overhead lights off, you
Speaker 4: learn after while it's never a switch, it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: our custodian has to be here. Yes, So I would
Speaker 4: start getting there early and turning some shows that I
Speaker 4: knew would have been a disaster into like really fucking
Speaker 4: cool shows.
Speaker 5: You know, and not all of them.
Speaker 3: Did you do those NAKA conferences where and yes, it's
Speaker 3: insane that they I think about it now. I used
Speaker 3: to pay to be eligible to then write submit a tape.
Speaker 2: I never was.
Speaker 3: Actually at these things, but I was now popular in
Speaker 3: the college culture, I guess. But after you perform, you
Speaker 3: go on stage like auction, and the schools will be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll take that one.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna pick you?
Speaker 4: You know what? You left out an element of it,
Speaker 4: and it's so funny because it doesn't seem as bad
Speaker 4: as it sounds like.
Speaker 5: I also did have fun at that.
Speaker 4: But the one element for people listening that might not know,
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, colleges all go to these things.
Speaker 5: And there's regional ones that you're there performing.
Speaker 4: There's one room that has stand up I'm not telling
Speaker 4: you guys, I'm just strolling in the audience, and there's
Speaker 4: bands there. There's all types of people that college students
Speaker 4: get to come. The better schools have bigger budgets, you know,
Speaker 4: and they try to group you together. So if three
Speaker 4: schools bring you in, the money can come substantially down.
Speaker 4: So the one other thing Chris was remember then there
Speaker 4: were booths afterwards, and you would go to your college
Speaker 4: booth and people would come over and you'd be like, hey,
Speaker 4: how you doing. It's like so seems so horrible.
Speaker 1: It's like almost like the reverse of being a door
Speaker 1: to door salesman, where it's like do you have to perform,
Speaker 1: you have to shake hands, you have to be nice
Speaker 1: to the student activities commissioner or whoever these people were,
Speaker 1: you have to wear that sash?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 5: I got in trouble and I'm not a trouble maker.
Speaker 5: I like to be like, so I'm not. I just
Speaker 5: think it's funny. One. I had no idea.
Speaker 4: I made an announcement that I would be performing at
Speaker 4: the place where everyone was eating lunch right on the
Speaker 4: PA just happened to be on. So I'm like, attention,
Speaker 4: don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2: And the other thing.
Speaker 4: The other thing was like, my mam, did you get
Speaker 4: in trouble? Yeah, they said you can't do that. It's
Speaker 4: it's unadvantad it's an unffair advantage. Oh my god, to
Speaker 4: touch base with people.
Speaker 3: You mean to be funny outside of that was a
Speaker 3: funny bit, and then you're getting it's an unfair advantage.
Speaker 3: Did the other comics They didn't think of the I'll
Speaker 3: be doing stand up at lunch bit so, yeah.
Speaker 5: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 4: And I just got nervous because I didn't want to
Speaker 4: and the and the other thing was in hindsight, you know,
Speaker 4: I was in the closet then, so I mean I
Speaker 4: knew that. But I met these three girls and we
Speaker 4: just got along like we they were really cool. I
Speaker 4: got snowed into their city. We hung out, and then
Speaker 4: they the hotel on campus didn't have any rooms, like
Speaker 4: for an extra three nights. I got an extra night,
Speaker 4: so I stayed at their house, you know. And I
Speaker 4: got in so much trouble for that because and then
Speaker 4: I sort of got it. Yeah, I got it because
Speaker 4: you can't sleep with you know. I know there was
Speaker 4: no ill intentions, but from their perspective, which, by the way,
Speaker 4: then I love that.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh good that. I hope the word
Speaker 5: gets out about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all that you start gossiping about yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm trying to spread it myself. I guess
Speaker 4: you heard about me with the three girls.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate it, all of them at once, so exaugerating.
Speaker 3: I'm not like an orgy guy.
Speaker 5: It's usually two yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, but the kids that pick you. That was
Speaker 1: kind of the cool part, because I of course hated
Speaker 1: I did colleges. I really hated it because I was
Speaker 1: just kind of by myself and I didn't have an
Speaker 1: hour of course. I was just kind of faking it
Speaker 1: so and it was like, oh, that's when I found
Speaker 1: out I don't have an act actually, because all my
Speaker 1: shit was very la or like hipster references, and when
Speaker 1: you're sitting there with a bunch of eighteen year olds
Speaker 1: who don't give a shit about you, it all like
Speaker 1: it made I was just like, oh, I'm an absolute
Speaker 1: fraud and like writing furiously in my hotel room beforehand
Speaker 1: or whatever. But the people that picked you when, like
Speaker 1: I found when I got to the school, they were
Speaker 1: so happy to see you. It's so nice and so like, right,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we think you're great. It's like, why
Speaker 1: I have no material. This is gonna go terribly, you know.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, that kind that's how it was for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they have their sense of humor. They don't
Speaker 5: you don't think.
Speaker 4: I remember when I would see comedians in the alternative
Speaker 4: scene that were so fucking funny. I had to find
Speaker 4: out they're not gonna work in Pittsburgh or you know not,
Speaker 4: I'd pick any city it could be. But and then
Speaker 4: I learned I could see someone love them and then
Speaker 4: go somebody goes, oh, you should use them. They just
Speaker 4: don't work on the road for yeah, you know, and
Speaker 4: they're so fucking funny. Some eventually obviously can obviously everybody can.
Speaker 4: They do it long enough does both And in the
Speaker 4: beginning we're talking about obviously right, well.
Speaker 1: You're it's the storytelling thing, where like that's what alternative
Speaker 1: comedy had a lot of that kind of what did
Speaker 1: you do today?
Speaker 2: Shit?
Speaker 1: Which people your average comedy club, a patron in Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: does not give a shit about what's in book.
Speaker 4: It's just a cultured appreciation for comedy. And you know
Speaker 4: when the clubs curate it. There are clubs around the
Speaker 4: world to curate this. There's scenes in la I mean,
Speaker 4: if you don't think you can curate a crowd, go
Speaker 4: to one place and go, why is everybody in this
Speaker 4: audience so smart and so listening?
Speaker 5: And what are they doing? Because it doesn't happen by accident,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 4: And but I'm glad you mentioned the people that pick
Speaker 4: you up because I charged they were so sweet and
Speaker 4: they'd pick you up and you know, probably clean their car,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I would write.
Speaker 4: Notes for the longest time because I didn't want to
Speaker 4: forget one experience. So I would write I had a book,
Speaker 4: and it would say University of Iowa, eight chicken wings
Speaker 4: with kids parents and because I remember that dance with students'
Speaker 4: mom or like hang out at a fire pit, because
Speaker 4: when I look back at the college, I wanted to
Speaker 4: mean something. I kept that for like twenty years and
Speaker 4: then I just tossed it in the track.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Memories, Fuck these memories. That's a that's super weird because
Speaker 1: I had a you know, sometimes if you smell something
Speaker 1: and then it reminds you of something. There was this
Speaker 1: smell in my house this morning, and it's I don't cook,
Speaker 1: so I don't know where it came from. It was
Speaker 1: almost like a ghost scent. But I was opening for
Speaker 1: Janine Garoflow at some colleges back east, and we were
Speaker 1: somewhere and I won't be able to remember where. I
Speaker 1: probably upstate New York. And instead of being staying in
Speaker 1: a hotel, we were just staying in this lady's house
Speaker 1: and I it may have been a bed and breakfast,
Speaker 1: but there was no signage. I was like, this is weird,
Speaker 1: Like it was super weird. But so we got in
Speaker 1: super late, you know. We just walked upstairs to our rooms,
Speaker 1: went to sleep, got up in the morning, and we
Speaker 1: had to take a flight at like, you know, six
Speaker 1: or something. So we got up at like four in
Speaker 1: the morning to get up and go and she had
Speaker 1: made us breakfast and it was when we came downstairs,
Speaker 1: it was snowing outside, and it was this beautiful neighborhood
Speaker 1: where all the houses were clearly built in like nineteen twenty,
Speaker 1: and it was very east coast like there was little
Speaker 1: short fences between the yards, but you can see right
Speaker 1: into other people's yards. It was very different than California,
Speaker 1: and it was very striking and beautiful. And then this
Speaker 1: lady had made this breakfast that smelled like everything she
Speaker 1: made it with was the best ingredient you could find.
Speaker 1: So I came downstairs like oh, and she was like,
Speaker 1: here you go, just not what kind of eggs do
Speaker 1: you want or anything, just you got a plate a
Speaker 1: breakfast and it was the most perfect meal I may
Speaker 1: have ever had in my life. And I can I
Speaker 1: know the smell, so I was just sitting in this
Speaker 1: room today doing something and I got the smell where
Speaker 1: it's like, that's from the lady's house in fucking nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety seven.
Speaker 3: When whatever toast with that breakfast, Because if you're smelling Toast,
Speaker 3: it means you could be having a stroke, right, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Having a stroke to celebrate John Fetterman's when in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5: Oh is that true? That's so funny.
Speaker 1: No, it's not true.
Speaker 2: Did he No? Did he win though?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh wow that is great.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh he did. Okay, cool?
Speaker 2: What did you say that?
Speaker 5: What did you say that wasn't true?
Speaker 1: No stroke, I'm not having a stroke Toast.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just laughing because you tell that beautiful story.
Speaker 4: And Chris is like, oh, you're having a stroke. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you know that's the that's how we work,
Speaker 1: that's the dynamic on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I was at my brothers and I'm just I'm only
Speaker 4: bringing it doesn't really need to be brought up, but
Speaker 4: the power of toast. And I knew my sister in
Speaker 4: law must have been making a big breakfast because it
Speaker 4: smelled so good. You know, you smell like you know,
Speaker 4: all the breakfast items. And then when I went into
Speaker 4: the kitchen. I asked my brother, I go, did oh,
Speaker 4: did Meryl make breakfast or something? I said, He goes,
Speaker 4: I made toast. I'm like, wow, that means there's never
Speaker 4: anyone at my house making toasts without me knowing.
Speaker 2: The seven to eight aroma that come with making toast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have people over your house, you know what,
Speaker 4: even if you don't make a breakfast, put a piece
Speaker 4: of toast in the toast.
Speaker 2: Get to be polite, please, Oh, tip and dog?
Speaker 1: Is that this is my mutt dog blossoms.
Speaker 2: Don't squeeze it, Todd, don't suck.
Speaker 5: It's fair right. He comes right over. He knows exactly
Speaker 5: what he wants.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's basically saying, I'm like, you've been sitting here getting
Speaker 1: zoom calls all day and it's bugging me. So I'm
Speaker 1: you need to be done with this now. And the
Speaker 1: answer is we have to wait a little while longer.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: Some of the TikTok dog videos and tat videos, I
Speaker 4: love it if you don't include that in giving TikTok
Speaker 4: credit for whether it's good or bad. Every medium has
Speaker 4: bad stuff, but I on that alone, and I see
Speaker 4: creative things. I fucking am jealous of that I want
Speaker 4: and then I see just heartwarming things. The animal videos alone,
Speaker 4: sometimes it makes my day. Like getting up in the morning,
Speaker 4: I get like, I don't have depression, but I can
Speaker 4: be in a funk and one video will come on
Speaker 4: and I know what I do. I stop right there, Todd,
Speaker 4: that gave you a perspective, turn the phone off and
Speaker 4: use it to get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great talk.
Speaker 1: I love TikTok. I'm a huge I'm a huge purveyor.
Speaker 3: There was a brief period, like a year ago, where
Speaker 3: I thought it was just lip syncing and dancing, and
Speaker 3: and I was wrong.
Speaker 2: And now I like lip syncing and dancing.
Speaker 4: Also, I know, you know what I used to say
Speaker 4: in my act, I go, tell what it's heartwarming, Like
Speaker 4: what I just said to you, I would say to
Speaker 4: the crowd, I go, and you know what? Okay, So
Speaker 4: maybe I don't watch it for the lip sync in
Speaker 4: the dancing, but you know what, I watch it for
Speaker 4: that too.
Speaker 5: I go full circle because it's true.
Speaker 4: After a while, you're like even some of that, like
Speaker 4: some stupid dance that two kids are doing on some
Speaker 4: steps to a song I like, And then how did
Speaker 4: they make up?
Speaker 5: That dance, you know, well, and it's.
Speaker 1: Also that one where there's a there's a dance too.
Speaker 1: I think it's a Beyonce song and it's the one
Speaker 1: that's the shoulders du da da da da da da
Speaker 1: Like this now it's this thing, and I keep getting
Speaker 1: it's like big old construction workers and there's eight of
Speaker 1: them and they all start doing the dance together and
Speaker 1: they're really good at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great, right, it's the bat. It's humanity.
Speaker 1: It's the beauty of humanity.
Speaker 4: It is, And you know what, I get some of
Speaker 4: my opinions from there. There's some young people that speak
Speaker 4: very brilliantly, Like I'm like, oh, he might be twenty
Speaker 4: one and he's our twenty and you're like, I don't
Speaker 4: know why, but I trust him. And someone go, you
Speaker 4: get your news from a nineteen year old kid on TikTok. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: I think I know what brilliance is. I think I
Speaker 4: know what clarity sounds like. So the answer is, yeah,
Speaker 4: I do. I pull from there too what their opinion
Speaker 4: is entirely.
Speaker 1: And they're informed, like I think about especially this last
Speaker 1: you know, the midterms just happened. There was a huge
Speaker 1: gen z wave that no one saw coming where they
Speaker 1: showed up and they're like, how dare you take our
Speaker 1: abortion rights away? Fuck you, We're voting for this whatever.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. And then I think of when I
Speaker 1: was eighteen years old voting. No one gave a single
Speaker 1: shit about voting in the like late eighties, nineties, like
Speaker 1: it was uncool to know anything about politics. And these
Speaker 1: days that's why I like TikTok is. The kids these
Speaker 1: days know and care one hundred times more than I
Speaker 1: ever did, like and they have to because.
Speaker 4: You know what, I have to quote doctor Phil because
Speaker 4: once in a while, intelligent things are inevitable. He said
Speaker 4: something sort of goes to, I really appreciate hearing what
Speaker 4: you're saying because you know it's not the norm.
Speaker 5: And I talk about it all the time. I get it.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 4: But he said, if you look at like kids today,
Speaker 4: as one kid, he goes, you know, when you it
Speaker 4: takes a lot of there there, you know, I got
Speaker 4: a boy, you know, to erase you, moron, He goes,
Speaker 4: you say you're moron. It takes It doesn't take you
Speaker 4: just you know, hey, there you go. It takes takes
Speaker 4: thousands and thousands of good job.
Speaker 5: I'm proud of you. So if we look at kids
Speaker 5: today like that, you know how.
Speaker 4: Many Vata boys they need? And all all they do
Speaker 4: is get shipped on. And as factually as I know
Speaker 4: as an older person, they're right. They the statistics show
Speaker 4: they're always end up being right.
Speaker 5: And then I gotta watch just old people shit on
Speaker 5: them all the time.
Speaker 4: So when people ask me why I repeat it and
Speaker 4: why I'm glad to hear you said, I go, because
Speaker 4: they need that a boy, they need it to hear
Speaker 4: one person that's older than them go, no, we get it,
Speaker 4: we get it.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: When I is that age, everyone my current age now
Speaker 3: was like, oh you're young, kids don't know anything, or
Speaker 3: they're a burden on society. And now I'm like no,
Speaker 3: actually quite the opposite. This day, as I get older,
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't want to hear the opinions
Speaker 3: of anyone over thirty right, Yes, the time, Yeah, little
Speaker 3: grandit Thunbergs, just get them.
Speaker 5: I won't go an automatic pile.
Speaker 4: But I think this one thing, I've said it before,
Speaker 4: but I think it clears it up to decide whether
Speaker 4: they're right.
Speaker 5: There are some stats, you could call them two opinions.
Speaker 4: So we can discuss everything that's on the table today,
Speaker 4: and the kids could give their side, and we can
Speaker 4: give our side, and we can. Okay, But if we're
Speaker 4: in a hurry and we look at the trajectory of
Speaker 4: the last fifty sixty years on all major issues everything,
Speaker 4: they're right.
Speaker 5: If they're ever wrong, they're right in the cause.
Speaker 4: But maybe they go about it wrong. But they almost
Speaker 4: have an amazing track record. So when I hear what
Speaker 4: they're saying today, even if I enough time to listen,
Speaker 4: I go the odds that they're right. If this isn't
Speaker 4: an opportunity as an old person to prove you can
Speaker 4: get out of your own way, it's this defining moment.
Speaker 4: Is I'm saying this into your ear. You can't just
Speaker 4: gloss over it when you hear me say you gotta go,
Speaker 4: you gotta go back and go? Is fucking todd right?
Speaker 4: Do they have an amazing track record? And if you
Speaker 4: go and find out they do, and you don't change
Speaker 4: the way you think, then you don't ever say you
Speaker 4: can't get out of your own way, because that is
Speaker 4: a fucking fact. It's not an opinion. And we they
Speaker 4: and how tired they must be of being shit on.
Speaker 4: How about don't even give me credit? How about a
Speaker 4: treat to them would be how about just don't compliment us?
Speaker 4: Just say nothing but no people all the time. I'm
Speaker 4: all those more and I don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 4: I got to hear Bill Maher say that one more time.
Speaker 2: Test today.
Speaker 5: Yeah they're having a ball. I got news for you.
Speaker 5: You're the one dying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason your skin is gray and you
Speaker 1: look like a miserable shit. But also, can I just say,
Speaker 1: there's a lady on TikTok and her whole account is
Speaker 1: celebrating how powerful gen Z is, and she basically points
Speaker 1: out all the activism that they do that actually does something.
Speaker 1: And the way I found out about her was, remember
Speaker 1: when Trump tried to do that super rally and basically
Speaker 1: what the gen Z kids. And it wasn't just kids,
Speaker 1: there was just a bunch of TikTok people that did it.
Speaker 1: They basically went and reserved tickets for this rally. So
Speaker 1: the people who organized it thought there was going to
Speaker 1: be five hundred thousand people at it, and literally like
Speaker 1: four thousand people showed up because these kids went and
Speaker 1: just reserved as many tickets as they could because they
Speaker 1: realized they could. So they just pranked the entire Republican Party.
Speaker 1: And you don't even understand how much they don't know
Speaker 1: that these kids know, Like these kids went onto their
Speaker 1: website and went, oh, you can get more than four
Speaker 1: tickets a person. Well, I guess I'll just keep coming
Speaker 1: on here and keep getting sets of four, eight, ten
Speaker 1: tickets and will make you think that this is a
Speaker 1: successful rally. And then that it was that pathetic thing
Speaker 1: where like, truly it was just it looked like a
Speaker 1: poorly attended like County fair, like a cover band playing
Speaker 1: and it was Trump and all the all the people
Speaker 1: they thought it was this like Hooray for America rally.
Speaker 5: I remember that it was the best it was. It
Speaker 5: was brilliant. Thanks for letting me yell for I love
Speaker 5: why you just yelled?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad, That's why I love my dad.
Speaker 3: He's seventy eight, maybe he's seventy nine now I should
Speaker 3: call him anyway. He's always like, he's like, yeah, things
Speaker 3: really probably won't get better until guys like me are
Speaker 3: all dead, like.
Speaker 2: And it makes me sad when he says that, But
Speaker 2: I know why he's saying it. He's a you know,
Speaker 2: it's one of these liberal older guys.
Speaker 1: It's just the evolution that we are now seeing because
Speaker 1: everything is on social media and everything is seen. We're
Speaker 1: all we're all filming ourselves and each other all the time,
Speaker 1: so it's much easier to clock right when people are
Speaker 1: doing cool things like this cycle. Like sorry to talk
Speaker 1: about the nineties forever, but back then, like pre internet,
Speaker 1: talking about people getting a specific kind of comedy audience there,
Speaker 1: pre internet, it was just you got whoever got tickets
Speaker 1: that night, you got whoever was just using that night
Speaker 1: that club as a fun plan to go drink, and
Speaker 1: who cares about comedy? And now because of the digital age,
Speaker 1: you know, comedy nerds and people are like, this is
Speaker 1: my passion and I will follow you from town to
Speaker 1: town and all that stuff that has made comedy especially
Speaker 1: you know, for the little road comedy I've experienced. It's
Speaker 1: like it's such a game now because people who really
Speaker 1: like comedy are the ones that are sitting there. It's
Speaker 1: a world of difference between how it used to be,
Speaker 1: and it's like, all everything's just getting better in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways.
Speaker 5: I love that you're saying this. It really is.
Speaker 4: It's like I have to use the cliche it's music
Speaker 4: to my ears because I'm at the point where what
Speaker 4: I just said about the history of kids being on
Speaker 4: the right side in comedy gets better and better, arts
Speaker 4: get better and better.
Speaker 5: It's not a bad thing. We may pretend that's an opinion,
Speaker 5: but it's not. No, you don't. There's a history, there's
Speaker 5: a trajectory. I don't. That's not me making it up.
Speaker 5: And when you ignore all that, it's just like, I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 4: You can't be a good comic when you're delusional, when
Speaker 4: you can put a litmus test on yourself. And sometimes
Speaker 4: I have these clear moments where I almost have empathy
Speaker 4: to the other side. I heard someone go colleges used
Speaker 4: to be a place where you could be a free thinker,
Speaker 4: and I went, Now, besides life experience, that's different. They
Speaker 4: haven't been dating, that's not their fault, but they go,
Speaker 4: comedy used to be a place where you could go
Speaker 4: be a free thinker. And I all sarcastically wanted to say,
Speaker 4: because I Will saw it on TV GOO, let me
Speaker 4: ask you a question, by any chance did it come
Speaker 4: become a place when you couldn't be a free Figer
Speaker 4: when they had a problem with something.
Speaker 5: You were saying, yeah, yeah, it still is a place
Speaker 5: to be a free thinker. They're right, and you're wraw.
Speaker 5: They're right, they're right.
Speaker 2: You just said it. You just said it that they
Speaker 2: used to be.
Speaker 5: Now do you think that changed?
Speaker 4: Well, if you really were thinking this thrugh, you'd at
Speaker 4: least explain that that's the thing. If they were right,
Speaker 4: let's say, societal these trajectories that have been going this
Speaker 4: way completely changed in the year twenty twenty two, you
Speaker 4: at least have to be aware of that and start
Speaker 4: a sentence with listen, I know I will not be
Speaker 4: the first person to say kids today, I'm well aware that,
Speaker 4: oh you got my fucking ear.
Speaker 5: But they don't. They just go right into it. They
Speaker 5: just go out to kids today. You say that with
Speaker 5: no shame, or when you get to speak, you.
Speaker 4: Get to have that opinion that has zero history of right.
Speaker 4: It's been written wrong over over and over again, and
Speaker 4: you have a platform that large to be that wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, it literally is the definition of an old guy
Speaker 1: like that and or woman like That's what that is
Speaker 1: is what are they doing with their hair? And the
Speaker 1: boys look like girls like it's lit. We've seen it
Speaker 1: in movies our entire lives. It's the old angry next
Speaker 1: door neighbor who is alone in his house. And that
Speaker 1: is part of it. Also, what you were saying about,
Speaker 1: like the you know, college, it used to be able
Speaker 1: to be a free thinker. The truth of that is
Speaker 1: what they're saying, is I used to be able to
Speaker 1: say whatever the fuck I want and I didn't have
Speaker 1: to hear from the people I was talking about because
Speaker 1: they didn't have a voice. And now they have a
Speaker 1: voice because of social media and all this stuff, people
Speaker 1: get to talk back. And so before I've been a
Speaker 1: female comic since I was twenty years old, I've stood
Speaker 1: in rooms and watched these fucking pigs stand on stage
Speaker 1: and talk about women this and women fucking that, and
Speaker 1: I couldn't say a word. I couldn't be rude to
Speaker 1: that guy. He was the headliner or he was the who,
Speaker 1: and I was surrounded by men. What was I gonna do?
Speaker 1: But now there's tons more women in comedy, there's people
Speaker 1: on social media to go, hey, fuck you, pal and like.
Speaker 1: And that's what they're mad about. Is it used to
Speaker 1: be this one way street that they took full fucking
Speaker 1: advantage of and we're like, yeah, it's me and whatever.
Speaker 1: Where it's like you're just playing power dynamics in a
Speaker 1: room and telling yourself that means you're funny. I've stood
Speaker 1: next to you at bar, Sir, You're not fucking funny.
Speaker 1: You're not interesting to talk to. You're not fun at
Speaker 1: fucking all. You are just a dude saying a thing
Speaker 1: and shitting on everybody who can't talk back to you.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Those guys never fucking talk about big, strong
Speaker 1: construction workers. They never have. They never have chunks about
Speaker 1: how lame construction workers are or any dude that would
Speaker 1: kick their ass. It's always women. It's always whatever is
Speaker 1: convenient to them. That is the punch down that in
Speaker 1: the eighties, seventies, maybe nineties when they were doing comedy,
Speaker 1: it was they thought everyone fucking loved it, and they
Speaker 1: never heard different.
Speaker 5: No, and now you know it's I'm with you. I
Speaker 5: love it. I love to hear it.
Speaker 4: It's and it feels so nice to hear you know,
Speaker 4: because if you think about it, Look, I don't always
Speaker 4: agree with the out probably either do you, But I'll
Speaker 4: tell you.
Speaker 5: What I agree with it. Most of the time. I
Speaker 5: agree that most of the time.
Speaker 4: When I get down to the nitty gritty of it,
Speaker 4: you know, so so you know, I'm okay to give
Speaker 4: it a listen, and when it's wrong, it doesn't shit
Speaker 4: on the whole thing. And sometimes they're wrong, and when
Speaker 4: they're wrong, we all get it. Takes a good comedian
Speaker 4: to ignore the pulse of the audience certain nights. We're comics,
Speaker 4: we get it. But it doesn't make a good comedian
Speaker 4: to never listen to anything, you know.
Speaker 1: And and.
Speaker 5: Oh, I shouldn't have smoked, because this is a great conversation.
Speaker 5: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Oh, but if you think about it, the biggest cancelors,
Speaker 4: you know, Like again, I don't mean to over use
Speaker 4: this phrase, but I see this in some just factual
Speaker 4: way that the biggest cancelors that want to shut everybody
Speaker 4: up are comedians, right, Like, wait a second, someone has
Speaker 4: to you know, Ricky Jervais, I can't take this. I
Speaker 4: can scientifically break down something he says about that's like
Speaker 4: seeing a sign on the side of the road that
Speaker 4: says guitar lessons, and then you go and you go, hey,
Speaker 4: I don't want any fucking guitar lessons.
Speaker 5: No, it's not like that at all.
Speaker 2: That's a bad example that they both used.
Speaker 4: And you know what, I'm not going to break down
Speaker 4: the analogy because if someone's listening to this and they
Speaker 4: disagree with me, you can do it on your own.
Speaker 4: You can figure out even if you think life sucks today,
Speaker 4: you can go no, that's not a clear example. You
Speaker 4: know he talks about He goes, oh, they don't want
Speaker 4: you to say. First of all, he says, it's jokes,
Speaker 4: and it's not. It's social opinions. Come on, be honest,
Speaker 4: no one ever complained about your joke about shampoo or
Speaker 4: trash or dogs. Come on, you can you can't go
Speaker 4: hide your social opinions. So you talk about not believing
Speaker 4: in God, that doesn't mean you don't think other people
Speaker 4: shouldn't be able to believe in God. Well, what makes
Speaker 4: you think that the average person that complains about you,
Speaker 4: they don't want your job taken away? And because of
Speaker 4: a small slice, let's not indulge into that, very very
Speaker 4: small sly, the majority want you to keep doing what
Speaker 4: you're doing, and they're just fucking doing their commentary on it.
Speaker 5: Right, So people have a right to react to what you.
Speaker 1: Do, right, free speech, that's literally speech.
Speaker 4: He goes, I don't know who these people are following
Speaker 4: me on Twitter. Yeah, so you want them to see it,
Speaker 4: why don't you just write it down and put it
Speaker 4: in a box then, like they're reacting, and even if
Speaker 4: they're wrong, even if they're wrong, like people are reacting.
Speaker 4: More people have a voice now than they ever did.
Speaker 4: And yeah, for for someone that doesn't want to grow,
Speaker 4: that fucking blows.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: And the funny thing is the only the on that
Speaker 3: story is only bouncing around among comedians.
Speaker 2: The oh, James Corden did his joke.
Speaker 3: That's just among comed No one outside of comedy cared
Speaker 3: about that news.
Speaker 5: Well, I even forgot that then James Corden did it,
Speaker 5: but it's you know.
Speaker 2: Now you did it. You just did the bit. Well,
Speaker 2: now who's he mentioned the sign and the guitar lessons,
Speaker 2: Todd Glas I fantasize.
Speaker 5: But it's never gonna happen.
Speaker 4: Literally, finally one day getting to ask somebody some of
Speaker 4: these questions, like even Ricky Gervais to go sit down
Speaker 4: with me, because to me, it's a clean analogy, like
Speaker 4: you walk all the you know, you talk about not
Speaker 4: believing in God, I'm sure if someone else wants too,
Speaker 4: You're not saying they shouldn't be able to. You almost
Speaker 4: could trick people, And that's why you need to be
Speaker 4: a good lawyer to fool people. You have to say, Ricky,
Speaker 4: how come you don't think people should have the right
Speaker 4: to believe in God? What if somebody wants to believe
Speaker 4: in it? They'll go, oh, they can. I'm just giving
Speaker 4: my opinion. I go, well, what makes you think people
Speaker 4: that complain about you don't feel the same way?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: You know, people, I don't get how they would defend
Speaker 4: that other people should just not be able to respond
Speaker 4: the things that they say.
Speaker 5: Like, I don't get that.
Speaker 4: I really don't get it, not even sarcastic that. I
Speaker 4: don't get how they're not embarrassed to say that.
Speaker 1: Well, I think because they identify with the rest of
Speaker 1: the people who are saying it, and it become a
Speaker 1: kind of you know, this is the group that I
Speaker 1: belong in. To me, I think about like I think
Speaker 1: about when I finally was able to have an hour,
Speaker 1: which you know, I think I had an hour for
Speaker 1: like the spring of nineteen ninety eight, is I had
Speaker 1: an hour and that that was the most and it's
Speaker 1: really fucking hard. I had to work really hard to
Speaker 1: do it, and it was a lot. And to make
Speaker 1: anybody want to listen to you for that long is difficult.
Speaker 1: You have to be original, you have to be telling
Speaker 1: them things that they relate to but they've never heard before,
Speaker 1: like you're threading a needle as comics and you guys
Speaker 1: know this, but it's a hard thing to do. And
Speaker 1: so it makes sense to me watching some of these
Speaker 1: people who go to these places that you it is
Speaker 1: it's just easy, and it's it's like easy, clap trappy
Speaker 1: getting the audience to I'm so enraged, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, And it's like, now you've killed seven minutes,
Speaker 1: You're good, you're almost home. Like it's that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: which just you do enough of those things in your
Speaker 1: act and it's the easiest thing in the world, and
Speaker 1: you have a following the leaves everything you know that's
Speaker 1: going to clap for those things, and you don't have
Speaker 1: to fucking make a wry observation about dish soap or whatever,
Speaker 1: because that's harder work. It's harder writing, and it's more
Speaker 1: creative or like, honestly, Todd, I've watched you do comedy
Speaker 1: fucking a million times. I've never seen you do the
Speaker 1: same thing twice. I've never seen you not kill, I
Speaker 1: have never seen you not make an audience adore you.
Speaker 1: You are a brilliant fucking comedian. And I think all
Speaker 1: these things are because when you're on you do it
Speaker 1: while you're on stage, you do it in the middle
Speaker 1: of your act, where you're just like you're questioning what
Speaker 1: you're saying, You're questioning how people are responding, You're adjusting
Speaker 1: as you go. It's a thing very very few people
Speaker 1: can do, and a lot of other people want to
Speaker 1: do it, and they just get as they just approximate,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like it's same with you, Chris.
Speaker 1: Like you, guys write material other people could never dream
Speaker 1: of writing, and it's natural for you. So getting up
Speaker 1: on stage and doing an hour of like your own
Speaker 1: super original comedy material it to you, guys, it's not
Speaker 1: special anymore because you've been slugging out for you know,
Speaker 1: for your whole careers. But there's some people who have
Speaker 1: never they've never gotten on stage and said a really
Speaker 1: true thing or a really good original thing because they've
Speaker 1: never tried to. That's never been their goal. They're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to be up here, and I want
Speaker 1: to get the applause. And however, I get that.
Speaker 4: Right, and then you get really good at that, and
Speaker 4: then it changes. Now wait, now I'm good at it.
Speaker 4: Now I have to Yeah, listen, I know what it's like,
Speaker 4: and I have also empathy. But I'm allowed to make
Speaker 4: fun of comedians.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: That's what they're begging that we should all be able
Speaker 4: to do, is be honest. So when I make fun
Speaker 4: of it, you know, it's funny when you make fun
Speaker 4: of people. I noticed sometimes if somebody comes on to
Speaker 4: a comment, like, let's say that doesn't agree with me
Speaker 4: what I'm saying, and then I'm yelling. I get it, like,
Speaker 4: but they'll always say that, like they'll use a word
Speaker 4: that is like wow, right, well that Sue's mad at me,
Speaker 4: you know, like a word that I don't like. You know,
Speaker 4: if you amongst five or six or seven of them,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm like, all right, well, who would have
Speaker 4: thought you'd be bad at communicating? You don't want to grow,
Speaker 4: and you know, and of course you want to, you know,
Speaker 4: but but hey, you know what I said to someone
Speaker 4: a few weeks ago that it's a lot more fun
Speaker 4: to grow willingly than not grow angrily. And then I
Speaker 4: almost answer the question of well, wait, why can't you
Speaker 4: not grow happily? Because you don't, you get angry, So
Speaker 4: you either grow willingly, which is to me fun and
Speaker 4: sometimes it's hard, and I learning new ways to address people.
Speaker 4: I get caught up on it. But I give a shit,
Speaker 4: so I'll eventually learn, eventually learn because I give a shit.
Speaker 4: That's all you have to do is give a shit,
Speaker 4: and you'll eventually learn. That's all it takes for someone
Speaker 4: is I do want to learn? Oh, if you give
Speaker 4: a shit about it and you believe in.
Speaker 5: It, you'll learn.
Speaker 4: It comes it take a while, you'll suck up, no
Speaker 4: big deal. But growing willingly, Yeah, when you is fun
Speaker 4: and I don't. And I see what people look like
Speaker 4: that don't grow angrily, and it starts their skin starts
Speaker 4: taking a toll. Yeah, yeah, that's all the first Yeah,
Speaker 4: just this, you know angry, Well, there's you know what,
Speaker 4: that's probably not true. There's there's probably some good looking
Speaker 4: people that I.
Speaker 1: It's all filler and botox though, it's all fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're kreen when you said that with Todd.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to think about there are bits that
Speaker 3: I've seen you do once and I wanted to see
Speaker 3: you do it again. And I one time I asked
Speaker 3: you to do that does my bread smell like Taco's bit? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because the other time you did it, I laughed so hard,
Speaker 3: And then you did it at the show we were
Speaker 3: at the Virgil and it got it just didn't get
Speaker 3: what it got the first I mean, you'd looked right
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 2: Oh, thanks a lot.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I used to like to go along with it, like, no,
Speaker 4: does my By the way, Sarah Silverman gave me that joke,
Speaker 4: what's funny is you guys?
Speaker 2: Oh you do that?
Speaker 1: I go?
Speaker 5: Oh, I closed with it.
Speaker 2: It was so bad. So I used to do that
Speaker 2: taco bit, do the taco?
Speaker 5: I commit? I commit.
Speaker 4: One time I called Gary Goldman and I have friends
Speaker 4: over the house. He did an entire seven minute bit
Speaker 4: for me and my friends and we loved him for it.
Speaker 2: And I'll do the same.
Speaker 5: I will commit.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: So I was on an airplane and the woman.
Speaker 4: Next to me, she turned to me, she goes, can
Speaker 4: I ask you a question? Does my breath smell like tacos.
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know. Do you put catchit
Speaker 5: in your tacos? She goes.
Speaker 4: She goes, no, I don't put cat shit in my tacos.
Speaker 4: I go, then no, But if you do, then yet,
Speaker 4: here's why I don't. I said, then no.
Speaker 5: I just said, if you do put catchit in your tacos,
Speaker 5: then yes.
Speaker 4: She goes, yeah, But I keep saying, Look, I'm just
Speaker 4: trying to tell you and anyway I would just do it, and.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying yes.
Speaker 3: The first time I heard it, I requested you do
Speaker 3: it again, and that crowd was somehow triggered by it
Speaker 3: because they make cat shit tacos.
Speaker 2: At the first.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what else is going on? Todd?
Speaker 1: What's new for your holiday season? You know, we're about
Speaker 1: to enter the holidays.
Speaker 5: See, yeah, yeah, I love it. I love the holiday season.
Speaker 5: I get Christmas.
Speaker 4: The day after Christmas, I could lose wind of the
Speaker 4: excitement of the you know, I feel like, oh.
Speaker 5: It's over. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I start like very early, like putting the tree up.
Speaker 4: So I'm starting to think about I like that to
Speaker 4: be up the day before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: The day after. It's just that I don't decorate it.
Speaker 5: I just get it up, you know.
Speaker 4: But what's I'll give a quick shameless plug if it's
Speaker 4: all right. So ten year Old Tom is a show
Speaker 4: I'm doing on HBO Max. It's a call ten year
Speaker 4: old time. I do the I voice the principal. It's
Speaker 4: an animated show and it's a stupid amount of fun.
Speaker 4: I did it during the pandemic. I was I don't
Speaker 4: like auditions. I get very nervous. I don't I don't
Speaker 4: do well. I don't do well, and uh and I
Speaker 4: feel bad for people when I don't do well because
Speaker 4: most of the time they were really nice, like most
Speaker 4: people were nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm doing horrible.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: They would say, do you want to do it again?
Speaker 5: I go, please, no, don't be so nice.
Speaker 4: And so anyway, it was over the phone, and you know,
Speaker 4: I never did this before, but I smoked pot. I
Speaker 4: never went on an audition high ever smoked a little.
Speaker 4: It relaxed me and I and it was fun, like
Speaker 4: I knew on the phone.
Speaker 5: It was fun.
Speaker 4: And we did season one and we're doing season two
Speaker 4: right now. And felt like Jennifer Coolidge does some stuff
Speaker 4: in it. David the Kuffney, John Malcovitch please the music director,
Speaker 4: and you were high and.
Speaker 5: Not well.
Speaker 4: You know what, when I first started to go, I
Speaker 4: went to the studio early, and I'd parked my car
Speaker 4: like an hour before, and I'd smoke a little and
Speaker 4: have a cup of coffee, get into a great headspace.
Speaker 5: And then about half the time I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: When you get high because then you come in the
Speaker 3: come in the room and tell everyone I got high.
Speaker 5: I'm high.
Speaker 3: I always announce it. It's important to let everyone know.
Speaker 3: If it's in your head, you should just tell everyone
Speaker 3: you know them.
Speaker 5: I feel like I have to tell people. Maybe don't
Speaker 5: do that as much anymore, but I still it's so
Speaker 5: funny that you remember that detail I do.
Speaker 2: I do it as well.
Speaker 3: It's because when you did it, I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 3: I announce that I'm high when i'm high as well.
Speaker 4: I feel it gives me. I mean, I don't want
Speaker 4: to overuse it, but if you understand where I'm at.
Speaker 4: Like sometimes if you tell people they're how, they're glad.
Speaker 4: They'll be like, oh cool, now they know you understand
Speaker 4: you better. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe we're telling people. Maybe we're right. Maybe it's
Speaker 5: this way we're being received, which.
Speaker 3: Is not very I tell people I'm high just so
Speaker 3: after that I can say whatever I want. Then they
Speaker 3: can't get mad at me. And they're just like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's high. Remember whenas Hi hi, he always says weird things?
Speaker 2: Are you right now?
Speaker 3: In is your media podcast area where you use behind
Speaker 3: your house where you used to have dinner parties?
Speaker 5: Yes? I took that room, oh my god, and changed
Speaker 5: it into a studio.
Speaker 2: Have dirt floors. It seemed like it was like a bar.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, and I'm not no offense plan, take no offense,
Speaker 3: that's okay. Did your podcast studio have a dirt floor
Speaker 3: with all the spiders and the dirt, but you had
Speaker 3: all those dinner jackets by the door.
Speaker 2: I did memory entertainment prank.
Speaker 5: We had a party one night.
Speaker 4: We told people, like years ago, hey wear a blue
Speaker 4: blazer if you want, as a joke, you know, and
Speaker 4: everybody left them. And then we started knowing like we
Speaker 4: would have like so many, like forty blue blazers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I just hung them all over the garage.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: They're like sliding old wooden doors.
Speaker 4: And when people would come over sometimes they put them
Speaker 4: on it's weird.
Speaker 5: You could be wearing whatever you want. But if there's
Speaker 5: a table of blue blazers and you take a picture,
Speaker 5: it looks like, oh.
Speaker 2: What was that Hault meeting?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we have matching shoes on too, And then
Speaker 3: we all slept and we got that and waited.
Speaker 2: They're coming at midnight. Put on your blazer.
Speaker 1: Oh it's blazer time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah, that's so that you've really changed the place.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know what if I could be so presumptuous, sure,
Speaker 4: part of me says, don't do this, but I feel
Speaker 4: we had such a great conversation about growth and that
Speaker 4: I want to try to put one more. I have
Speaker 4: this other thing that I think is like sort of
Speaker 4: using stats to make an opinion, you know, And it's
Speaker 4: almost like I want to trick people in this too,
Speaker 4: but I won't. It's probably not a good communication tool
Speaker 4: with any of those people. If you went, you know,
Speaker 4: this whole thing with you know how people identifying you know,
Speaker 4: like you know, you just say you go, you know,
Speaker 4: everybody agrees that, you know, people the whole world's sick
Speaker 4: of the and they're gonna go yeah, I know, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: everyone everyone doesn't want to it, and then you go, well,
Speaker 4: guess what. The whole world is a horrible history of
Speaker 4: being on the right side of history.
Speaker 5: Usually the good sign is if most people are against.
Speaker 4: It, it's the right thing to do, right, I mean,
Speaker 4: we have a history of the majority of people being wrong.
Speaker 4: So if your opinions, when you do stand up, you
Speaker 4: feel like there's a lot of people out there that
Speaker 4: agree with me, you feel it. You can't just switch
Speaker 4: what I'm saying and try to work this for you. Now,
Speaker 4: come on, you know it that you feel it, well,
Speaker 4: that should be the first sign of Wow. That means
Speaker 4: there's a high probability that I could be wrong. If
Speaker 4: you can at least say that, then you have no
Speaker 4: interest in growth because you should at least go masses
Speaker 4: agree with me.
Speaker 5: There's a high probability that I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna put a lot of thought into this
Speaker 4: before i leave carnage behind with the words that come
Speaker 4: out of my mouth.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why it's called being progressive and not the opposite,
Speaker 3: which is stagnant and conservative and furious fear pit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is really, honestly, in my opinion, what it's
Speaker 1: all about, which we all have fear, and we all
Speaker 1: are in a death grip battle with our fear, and
Speaker 1: things are demons and the things that we deal with
Speaker 1: and whatever, our pasts and our whatever all the time.
Speaker 1: But the idea, you can't that's your thing. You can't
Speaker 1: like your thing, turn into them, them them, because you're correct,
Speaker 1: You're wrong if you're doing that. It's like all the
Speaker 1: I think, all the comics that I love and love
Speaker 1: to watch and relate to, when they're talking about shit,
Speaker 1: they're talking about themselves. It's based in here's what I do,
Speaker 1: Here's here's how I'm dumb, Here's how I'm weird, Here's
Speaker 1: how I'm whatever. It's not always like these booking guys
Speaker 1: over there. That's like everybody, everybody that does comedy knows
Speaker 1: that's the week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's fine.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you said that, because I was, I would
Speaker 3: realize what I was trying to think of jokes to
Speaker 3: do the other night because I hadn't done stand up
Speaker 3: for a few weeks, and I'm like, why are all
Speaker 3: of my jokes about the other day I did that?
Speaker 3: Or should I be including the world more? But I'm
Speaker 3: just talking about myself. And I felt confronted by that, Actually, well.
Speaker 1: I think it's good. It's self analysis, it's and it's
Speaker 1: also saying here's what I do. I know it's weird
Speaker 1: or does anybody relate to this with me or whatever?
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like you have to personalize it
Speaker 1: and then it's on you, like whatever the thing you're
Speaker 1: if you're calling something out right and.
Speaker 4: It's not that because someone one said if your comedy
Speaker 4: bothers people, maybe is you know, hurts people, you shouldn't
Speaker 4: do it, And I try to not be You have
Speaker 4: to really be careful you don't say something that could
Speaker 4: work against you, because that's really not true. Like in
Speaker 4: comedy sometimes when people say brilliant things that they annoy people.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you know George Carl had a lot of
Speaker 4: jokes to annoy people. The question is so, so that
Speaker 4: get it? You know, good comedy can sometimes bother people.
Speaker 4: But you just want to make sure your opinions have
Speaker 4: a track record with as we could say, bothered the
Speaker 4: right thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, you know.
Speaker 5: You know who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: Like they said, you know, make fun.
Speaker 4: I think I hear these things as my career went on,
Speaker 4: and I always I wish I remember who said it,
Speaker 4: but you don't. But at least you do these little
Speaker 4: nuggets of brilliance. And I think it was something like,
Speaker 4: don't make fun of people for who they are. Make
Speaker 4: fun of you can make fun of them for the
Speaker 4: choices they make, you know, but don't make fun of
Speaker 4: them for, like.
Speaker 5: You know, their being who they are.
Speaker 2: Right. Well, I think you said that, Let's just make
Speaker 2: it you you were.
Speaker 1: That's a classic Todd class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was one of you.
Speaker 4: It's all you, you know, Karen, you said something before
Speaker 4: that like made me think, would that be a funny
Speaker 4: name for my special because I never you know, if
Speaker 4: I do another one.
Speaker 5: You said that you you adjusted as I What did
Speaker 5: you say? You adjusted as I go on? Or you
Speaker 5: you adjust as you go on?
Speaker 2: Or yes, adjusting as I go on? Yeah, adjusting as
Speaker 2: I go on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: You could do adjusting as I take it.
Speaker 2: Karen, will give it to you to give you that, here's.
Speaker 1: The poor man's copyright. You now own that Todd glass.
Speaker 1: I legally give it to you.
Speaker 2: And this is recorded, which makes a binding.
Speaker 1: And although I want to counter pitch my own idea
Speaker 1: with a second idea, which is. I think you could
Speaker 1: also name your special the Power of Toast because you
Speaker 1: said that, and that was I wrote it down because
Speaker 1: it made me laugh.
Speaker 2: Take it, take it or leave it?
Speaker 1: You to options because you did our podcastsing.
Speaker 2: As you go on Everything together, I'll give it to you.
Speaker 5: It'd be funny if that was like an idea for
Speaker 5: a brilliant movie. She comes out with and you go,
Speaker 5: take it, Karen. Karen is the giver.
Speaker 2: Take it a million. She's talking in her sleep right now.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't even be here to take it. She said it,
Speaker 2: you can have it.
Speaker 1: I'm on ambient. Do you see how when the sun
Speaker 1: goes down, this room goes dark and then my face
Speaker 1: like Gary.
Speaker 2: Ghoes a horror movie. Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 5: It looks cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Ton, Yeah it looks cool. It looks hasty.
Speaker 3: Todd, are you the first time I saw you do
Speaker 3: this was when we all did that podcast thing here
Speaker 3: in town downtown. But performing with the band? Are you
Speaker 3: regularly doing that? Do you travel with those those guys?
Speaker 4: That's a good question. Yeah, I know a bat Well,
Speaker 4: then I say that's something I like talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was going into different cities. It has sort of
Speaker 4: evolved over, you know, three or four year period where
Speaker 4: I would go in a night early and get a
Speaker 4: piano player and a drummer and and uh and they
Speaker 4: would learn a lot.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: It's surprising how you much you can learn the day
Speaker 4: before relaxed, you know. And and then I started realizing
Speaker 4: when I brought one guy to three to three weeks
Speaker 4: with me, what the show was.
Speaker 5: It was And I'm long story as short as I
Speaker 5: can make it, I go.
Speaker 4: I either got to bring one guy on the road
Speaker 4: right keyboard and and he's also more of his comedic
Speaker 4: ability is what he happened to play the keyboard.
Speaker 5: But it was the comedy.
Speaker 4: I can always you train a drummer and a travel
Speaker 4: player and put in put in a comedian or two
Speaker 4: with bongos.
Speaker 5: You know, I can fill it. Yeah, they all were,
Speaker 5: you know, I make it look and but I had
Speaker 5: to bring that guy. So that's what I started doing.
Speaker 4: So what I do is every single place I picked
Speaker 4: from two people, and I bring one person with me.
Speaker 4: That's great, and then they know they have keyboard, the iPad,
Speaker 4: they know me the bits. The band will follow and
Speaker 4: then I'll go in I hire a drummer. Maybe if
Speaker 4: you know a trumpet player, and I love it.
Speaker 2: And I can take it's the best. I'm just kidding,
Speaker 2: Yeah you can you.
Speaker 3: I was thinking of you, Todd when I did the show,
Speaker 3: because there was a jazz band accompaniment at this outdoor
Speaker 3: show mid quarantine in San Diego. And I have this
Speaker 3: reggae bit where I joking, lee, am whatever, it's just
Speaker 3: a white guy doing reggae and I'm ashamed of it,
Speaker 3: but I keep doing it.
Speaker 2: And then and so, but this band came in.
Speaker 3: With they were so good that we actually did like
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes of making up irene reggae songs, and then
Speaker 3: they did a lot of I had so much fun
Speaker 3: that I couldn't sleep all night. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: now I have to steal Todd Glass's idea. And with
Speaker 3: this band, it's a stupid amount of fun. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: like it sounds big. We have tracks they play along with.
Speaker 4: But to come out to the music and also to
Speaker 4: take a place that's already pretty cool because at the
Speaker 4: Vermont Comedy Club, that place is pretty fucking awesome.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
Speaker 4: And then they let me do my own little thing,
Speaker 4: like we black tablecloth did, and then the band was playing.
Speaker 4: One of the keyboard guys set up a second keyboard,
Speaker 4: so when they came into the lobby, he was.
Speaker 5: Playing you know, upbeat jazz.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it makes the night start from the bar
Speaker 4: and then in the showroom and then they bring me
Speaker 4: on and it's it's larger than life, you know. You
Speaker 4: hear drums and trumpet and it's fun to walk out too,
Speaker 4: and it makes the whole night.
Speaker 5: I have them play as there leaven who play as
Speaker 5: they're leaving.
Speaker 2: A show on New Year's You should do it, I am, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Are you doing it with a band?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it with the band in Austin.
Speaker 2: That's what I That was my idea. I was gonna
Speaker 2: tell you to do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, at the Creak and the Cave.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it in Austin Thursday, Friday, cap City
Speaker 3: in Austin on New Year's Eve?
Speaker 5: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: She said.
Speaker 5: I mentioned it to her and I liked that.
Speaker 2: This stuck with her.
Speaker 4: I said, you should hire a saxophone player for a
Speaker 4: special event to play in the street, because that's what
Speaker 4: I've done at a few places. Just before they get
Speaker 4: there from a block away let the night start. So
Speaker 4: she's doing that. So every night there'll be a guy
Speaker 4: out on the street with sacks playing just as they're
Speaker 4: walking in the bill.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so great. Yeah, that'll be a great show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's one of the last times I
Speaker 1: saw you perform. It was Podfast La Downtown at that big, fancy,
Speaker 1: beautiful hotel. And in that we were in a ballroom,
Speaker 1: so you were on this stage and it looked like
Speaker 1: it had almost like a borderline like the shining vibe
Speaker 1: to do it where it was like there was a band,
Speaker 1: like an old you know, a band, a full band.
Speaker 1: I mean I think you had like five six guys
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were funny. They a hilarios tim.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they know the bit. See that's the thing. They
Speaker 5: know the bits.
Speaker 4: But the good news is if I have the one
Speaker 4: guy with me, and let's say there's two that have
Speaker 4: never done it, they're just mimicking what he's doing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but they they are, well they believe me. It is
Speaker 4: an absurd toy to have for the comedic bits, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's it's a lot of fun. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: do a run in this October, like an off Broadway
Speaker 4: where I really beef it up and like just do
Speaker 4: everything and have it run for like two weeks in
Speaker 4: an off Broadway thing.
Speaker 5: We're working on it right now.
Speaker 2: To get that. That's great.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it takes it to that level.
Speaker 3: I always think like stand up just because I it's
Speaker 3: just really when you look at it, it's a person talking,
Speaker 3: So I never think, well, why is that in Vegas
Speaker 3: or Broadway or what. That's My own insecurity is about
Speaker 3: stand up and what I do for a living. But
Speaker 3: if you have music and all these layers to.
Speaker 5: It, it's basically stand up.
Speaker 4: And sometimes if I'm paranoid that like maybe I'm banned
Speaker 4: heavy bit in the beginning of the show, before I
Speaker 4: done like it, I try to do twenty minutes to
Speaker 4: stand up right up, play.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like band bits with the band, So are you.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll turn to the crowd and go, hey, folks,
Speaker 4: it's basically stand up. Yeah, Well that's what I like
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 3: You're you're sort of holding up a mirror to that
Speaker 3: classic Vegas UH lounge act and almost making fun of it.
Speaker 2: But it's amazing. Yeah, At the same time, it's entertaining
Speaker 2: in the same way.
Speaker 5: It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's fun, and musicians also want to be comedians, as
Speaker 1: we all knows want to be musicians. So there is
Speaker 1: that thing where like when you were just saying, you
Speaker 1: could hire people in the city you were in and
Speaker 1: they would be able to do it along with you
Speaker 1: right away. It's like that's that is what I love
Speaker 1: about musicians and that type of person is they know
Speaker 1: their shit. Like when I play the guitar, it's like
Speaker 1: I really have to think about it and make sure
Speaker 1: I do it right or whatever. When they're doing it,
Speaker 1: they're just like litle like they know they're pros and
Speaker 1: so stuff like that is fun because they're already really
Speaker 1: good at playing. They want to play, they want to
Speaker 1: improvise the music, but then also like play with the
Speaker 1: whole form. Like to me, it would be like a
Speaker 1: musician's dream.
Speaker 4: And once they get laughs, they sometimes they don't understand
Speaker 4: right away. They're always nice. I tell the vibes the
Speaker 4: most important thing. They're always nice. A lot of times
Speaker 4: they're familiar with my stand up at least I like
Speaker 4: that because I feel comfortable with them right away. But
Speaker 4: they get when they get a laugh, like sometimes they
Speaker 4: might not understand why I'm making them do something, but
Speaker 4: when it gets a big laugh, and it does, you know,
Speaker 4: I know, I smell when a band bit's gonna get
Speaker 4: a laugh, you know. I go, so I'm gonna say this,
Speaker 4: and then whatever I say go and I go, you
Speaker 4: guys aren't even fucking listening to me. They go yeah,
Speaker 4: and then they'll do that, but for like enough time
Speaker 4: where eventually it gets big laugh and then they're in
Speaker 4: they trust my judgment.
Speaker 5: I know I didn't sell that.
Speaker 3: No, I know what you're talking about, though I've seen
Speaker 3: them all nervously laugh and keep doing it. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: I can imagine like hiring while you're in Austin, like
Speaker 3: a saxophone player and he gets a big laugh and
Speaker 3: then starts crying. It's like they're laughing at my saxone again.
Speaker 3: It's like in fifth grade. Takes it all personally.
Speaker 2: No, it's a comedy. It's me. I'm the comic. They're laughing.
Speaker 1: That was the fastest hour. I think this is the
Speaker 1: fastest episode we've ever for me emotionally time wise, that
Speaker 1: we've ever done, because I literally thought it was fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes and we're literally at an hour right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good Ring Todd, you said important things and well you.
Speaker 5: Know what you guys were Seriously it was really, uh,
Speaker 5: it was it was. It was a it was a
Speaker 5: what do I say? How come I can't think of
Speaker 5: anything to say?
Speaker 2: You got high?
Speaker 5: Say?
Speaker 4: No, it is?
Speaker 5: It was really it was. It was very enjoyable talk.
Speaker 4: It was like just to you know, hearing some things
Speaker 4: that were like just so refreshing, and you don't hear
Speaker 4: all the time, and then that helps you sort of
Speaker 4: the sometimes you steal other people's verbiage when you're trying
Speaker 4: and make a point, they say something you agree with,
Speaker 4: and then you can quote them the next day because
Speaker 4: you see, oh I can say that, that's a cleaner
Speaker 4: way to say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I always enjoy and then just being silly and giggling,
Speaker 4: all mixed and intertwined in between was a very enjoyable.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah stars. Would you give this a five star review? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah? As an experience, I feel my whole head right
Speaker 5: now is very happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah me too, me too. That's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I miss saying I miss hanging out with you
Speaker 3: in green rooms and acting things out and laughing and uh,
Speaker 3: it's just good you know, you know what.
Speaker 4: I'll do, and I'm podcast shy. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you guys are, but like you know that we're sort
Speaker 4: of you know, uh, you know, we're talking. I'll reach
Speaker 4: out and then maybe because I think you would get
Speaker 4: a kick out of the studio and the band thing
Speaker 4: is here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we'll see if we can find a time
Speaker 5: to have you guys on here.
Speaker 2: That would be wonderful.
Speaker 5: Cool.
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