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Speaker 1: What's with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 4: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, question

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Speaker 4: for you, are you a Snickers bar?

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Speaker 5: Because you sure satisfy me? Okay, satisfied? Iying.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know you were going to take the most

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Speaker 3: obvious answer, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, after he says that, whatever you do, don't tell

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Speaker 4: him to go get lost and play with his Mars bar. Instead,

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Speaker 4: compliment him and say he's got some big Cadberry eggs

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Speaker 4: to come up to you and say that.

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Speaker 5: That's when you give him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Hi, Becky, you're you're probably not answering because I kept

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Speaker 6: calling and hanging up before Hugh answered, I'm sorry. I'd

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Speaker 6: just been nervous about talking to you. So that's why

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Speaker 6: I asked chat GPT for help, and it suggested I

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Speaker 6: break the tension by making an arrow noise.

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Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 6: Uhh, I'm sorry. That's that's definitely not like a fart

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Speaker 6: noise or anything. That's like I'm trying to make the

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Speaker 6: elephant trunk sound so uh yeah, call me.

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Speaker 4: Even chat GPT is trolling the nerds that ask it

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Speaker 4: for dating advice.

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Speaker 5: Now, I've never.

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Speaker 3: Heard a sadder elephant. That Dumbo is pretty sad.

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Speaker 4: But that was a sexier elephant that.

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Speaker 3: It did not sound like an elephant.

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Speaker 4: And he to me, if his elephant had been a

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Speaker 4: sexier sounding elephant, you would have been all over that guy.

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Speaker 3: It's just interesting. There's so many other animals that are

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Speaker 3: a lot easier to make the noise up. Totally a

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Speaker 3: chicken for goodness sake, buck buck.

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Speaker 8: But come, okay, hey Marla, it's Marla right, it's just

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Speaker 8: the guy you were playing for with last night.

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Speaker 7: I kind of nats it because I'm actually in jail.

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Speaker 7: Is there any chance you could like come and get

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Speaker 7: me and I get it? I know we just met,

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Speaker 7: but hey, I did the dare you wanted, and I

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Speaker 7: just didn't. I didn't think I'd get arrested for it.

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Speaker 7: I mean, all I did was run around the bar naked.

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Speaker 7: I didn't I think they cared I I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I should have told the ball our tender. I was

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Speaker 7: doing it first. That's all hindsight now, so I'm hoping

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Speaker 7: you could or something.

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Speaker 6: Plants.

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Speaker 7: I think I left mine at the bar.

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Speaker 5: He said he lost his pants at the bar. The

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Speaker 5: naked rock god.

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Speaker 3: Who knew you couldn't be in a bar naked?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: Obviously he's at.

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Speaker 7: The wrong bar.

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Speaker 5: Important learning lesson. It's really unfortunately that is.

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Speaker 4: One phone call from prison was to the lady he

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Speaker 4: met once that gave him the loser life.

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Speaker 3: It was a friend, it was just jail. It was

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Speaker 3: at prison. There's different levels. You know, naked in a

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Speaker 3: bar is going to get you in prison.

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Speaker 5: You sure know a lot about it.

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Speaker 4: But hey, quick programming note, this show is on YouTube, TikTok,

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Speaker 4: Insta and all of the podcast platforms joined the millions

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Speaker 4: to download it every single month.

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Speaker 5: I dare you.

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Speaker 3: Millions pants off?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Broke and Jeffrey in the more. Let's go to

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Speaker 5: your next clip.

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Speaker 2: Hey, William, this is from the Pickleball fundraiser. The reason

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Speaker 2: why I'm calling is because my daughter, Rebecca single is

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Speaker 2: absolutely adorable and I really think that you all would

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Speaker 2: hit it off. And if she's anything like her mother.

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Speaker 2: She knows how to show a man a good time.

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Speaker 2: So oh yeah, I can pass along her number if

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Speaker 2: you'd like, and maybe you can take her out, get

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Speaker 2: her out of her apartment and bide. Note she loves fondue,

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Speaker 2: she's a real cheese princess. And I do have a

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Speaker 2: group on for afon due place.

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Speaker 1: That I can lend you you'd like, so yeah, just

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Speaker 1: let me know.

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Speaker 7: Next message. Wow, well, how do moms not understand that

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Speaker 7: this is not cool?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 5: Listen, you always are like, oh, I know my daughter?

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Speaker 5: Are you kidding? What an offer?

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Speaker 1: Date?

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Speaker 4: My cheese loving a Gooraford, but daughter who won't leave

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Speaker 4: the apartment unless she's promised a giant vatafon dou.

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Speaker 3: And if she's a cheese princess, that means the mom's

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Speaker 3: the cheese queen. Oh am, I right? Okay, we apparently

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Speaker 3: really knows how to entertain a man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you should be calling that mom instead.

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Speaker 1: Next Hi, lazy, it'd from Saturday night. So okay, Remember

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Speaker 1: how I was saying, I feel like you and I

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Speaker 1: have met before, but I just couldn't place where. Well

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Speaker 1: I think I figured it out, So I believe that

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Speaker 1: you and me actually met in a past life. If

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Speaker 1: that sounds kind of weird, I know, but hear me

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Speaker 1: out because I've been told by a psychic, because I

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Speaker 1: go to those once in a while, that in a

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Speaker 1: previous day, I was a blacksmith from around like the

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundreds or something, and ever since then these memories

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Speaker 1: come back to me. So I'm pretty sure that that's

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Speaker 1: how we met was back then, and that I met

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Speaker 1: you at a in a brothel actually, which again I

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Speaker 1: know it sounds a little awkward, but I don't know,

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Speaker 1: does it makes sense?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 3: It was just a blacksmith of a brothel waiting for

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Speaker 3: his iron to be forged.

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Speaker 5: Ya, that's all.

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Speaker 4: What a coincidence that you run into your past life

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Speaker 4: prostitute in the modern days.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Look, so I kind already pre paid a couple

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Speaker 2: of centuries.

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Speaker 5: Continue. I mean the chemistry was good back then. Four

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Speaker 5: hundred years later, I mean I found I've learned so

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Speaker 5: many moves.

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Speaker 3: It was just frowned upon in the fifteenth century to

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Speaker 3: have a relationship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, then it was honestly was respected.

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Speaker 5: She probably blocked into work. Hey, good morning, everybody.

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Speaker 3: The world's oldest profession I remember you're.

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Speaker 5: Your favorite loser line of the week.

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Speaker 4: When you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page,

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Speaker 4: we post them along with all of our second dates

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Speaker 4: in are awkward Tuesdays and your phone taps.

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Speaker 5: In fact, one is coming up right after this