WEBVTT - Worst Predictions/Our Predictions 2025 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:05.160 Hello the Internet, and welcome to season What No Season. 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:07.560 It's a very special episode. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:08.639 Of Darly Like Guys. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:15.400 Yeah, oh god, Oh that's the podcast. We take deep 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.040 down of New America shared consciousness through the day's news, 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.079 so we know a thing or two about what's going on. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.079 That's why you're gonna want to come to us for 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.160 your twenty twenty six predictions. Hell yeah, my name is 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.080 Jack O'Brien. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.480 my co host, mister Miles. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.000 I'm not gonna lie. I may have just hopped out 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.240 of a Dolorean and I just came from August twenty 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.599 twenty six, so some shit might be. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:43.120 Spot on for an interesting time to choose. Yeah, Miles 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.800 Worth thrilled to be joined to in air third Seed 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.400 by very special guest co host, the original Day one 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:52.640 super producer of The Daily Zeicheist continued super producer many 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.680 of the first rate podcasts on this network, such as Frustrate, 0:00:55.800 --> 0:01:00.440 This Is Important Last Culturistas. She created on a streaming corner. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.560 The mind behind That's Prestige Casting. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:05.440 It's ours. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.920 Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:14.679 Brian. I might pop in okay and he. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:15.560 Might make it up in. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.440 It's Brian the editor might get about it pop in, 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:21.600 He might, he might. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.080 This is our twenty twenty six Predictions episode, where we 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.720 tell you what everything that is definitely going to happen 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.840 in the year twenty twenty six. As always, we like 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.560 to open with a look back at the futility of 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.280 making predictions for any year by looking at what was 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.119 predicted for the year twenty twenty five by other people 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:44.440 and be like, ha, ha, fucked up your fucking my 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:48.520 rock Wise, your bunch of idiots. Our writer jaym went 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.520 back and looked back. In nineteen ninety five, the BBC 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:56.760 dropped Tomorrow's World on all of our asses. They predicted 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.720 that in the year twenty twenty five it was all 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.360 about the year twenty twenty five. They predicted that we 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.800 would see the rise of the space mining industry. Oh, 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:11.200 just a bit off, I will say. I think they 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.840 just took that from the Alien movie franchise. There was 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.480 a you know, the Alien Romulus came out in twenty 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.240 twenty four in which there was space mining, but they 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:26.320 predicted a gigantic foam gel to slow down debris. Doctors 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:30.480 performing surgeries virtually with the help of robots and holographic patients. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.160 That's not like so so so far off. The one 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.000 thing that I feel like they got kind of right. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:39.440 They predicted smart speakers that like tell you it's time 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:43.040 to take a vacation somewhere like so they just we 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:47.239 use robotic technology and robotic assistance to like tell us 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:49.960 to buy stuff, which I feel like is pretty close 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:51.960 to what actually is happening. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.720 The depiction from the show looks like a disembodied head. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:58.040 A disembodied head does float out of your wall for 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:58.640 some reason. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:03.200 Yeah, we're not there a disembodied head, Siri, otherwise I 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:07.119 don't trust you. They also were like, yeah, you can 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.560 go to Indo Disney. They thought Disney was going to 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.239 take over a part of Asia and it would be 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.000 called Indo Disney. And she was like, go take your 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:18.359 next holiday to Indo Disney, which would only take forty minutes. 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:25.040 So way off on that. Anything where like our lives 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.680 get better, like air travel getting better, that shit didn't happen. 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.600 But anything that could be like capitalized and like inject 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:37.400 make us more profitable for companies, that is happening. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.000 They did say that space junk would be a problem. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.360 They did say space. True, that is true. It's that's 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:44.920 fucking me up every day. Man. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:50.120 The space junk, I mean, okay, space junk, don't we Yeah? 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:54.040 Yeah, didn't that happen? Didn't some debris hit the space station? Like, 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:54.520 wasn't that? 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:55.320 Wasn't that a whole thing? 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:56.840 A huge space june? 0:03:58.800 --> 0:03:59.080 Isn't that? 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.840 Wasn't that a space junk in that space trunk? 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:02.880 Yeah? 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.920 No, it's definitely the the space. The space is full 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:12.280 of space debris that is hurtling around at enormous speeds. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.920 It's basically just like a field of bullets up there. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.599 Space is huge. So even though there's like millions and 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:24.080 billions of pieces of space junk up there crashing into 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:27.520 each other and like creating even more space degree, it's 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.720 tiny and far apart. But yeah, that is something that 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:32.280 astronauts need to worry about. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.599 Aren't they Like decommissioned satellites too, there's like a fuck 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:35.520 them bros. I don't talk. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.880 There's like parts of like you know, space stations or 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:41.119 whatever they're doing up there. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:42.800 Yeah, but what are they doing up there? 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:43.120 Huh? 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:44.320 What are they calling them? 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:45.960 They're like, hey, what are you doing up there? 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.240 Basically the space stations, but they have like a name 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.159 from like you know, Bezos and ship are doing them. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:56.039 You mean, like if everybody deorbits because you have the 0:04:56.080 --> 0:05:00.320 option sometimes I guess too so to just make it 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.920 go into the ocean. Oh sure, sure, sure, But I 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.040 don't think every satellite has that option. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.839 I don't think they do, and they certainly didn't in 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.800 the early days. Like there's still Russian dogs up there 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:13.440 that they just like fired up there and like never 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:17.960 got to bring down. Might still be alive on the Hucks. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.279 It makes me sad, well, that was wasn't that The 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.880 first thing in space was that dog? Yeah, like. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.840 They were just fire. I mean, there might be still 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.960 Russians up there full stop. 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:30.560 They were. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:34.240 They were just firing cosmonauts into space in the early days, 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:37.800 and just we would overhear recordings from them being like, 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:40.599 oh God, I'm burning. I don't know why I'm laughing 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:45.039 at this, but it was just like so barbaric, that's crazy. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:51.000 God podcasts on the chair. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:54.920 You know how Russians are where. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.839 They're like, oh, we're dying up in space. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.920 We people and one gun on the field of battle. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.039 And then once the first person you know, their life 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.960 is cheap over there. That's how they approached the problem 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:10.400 of space travel all right. More recently, heading into this year, 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.279 Deadline had some thoughts about what the box office would do, 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:17.080 and they were pretty pretty close. They thought domestic bo 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.920 would be nine billion, and twenty twenty five were at 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:27.000 eight billion. Heading into Avatar and Timothy Chalome Ping Pong 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:28.320 movie Territy. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.480 Urry combined billion dollars. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:33.160 Right there, You think, yeah, marty' sprim But they did, 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:35.919 like screen Ramp predicted the top movies of twenty twenty 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:39.800 five and did not include Neja two, which is a 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.920 Chinese animated movie that made are you guys looking at 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:43.240 the doc? 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.560 I am, and I'm I can't even believe. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:47.880 With that it that it did not know this movie 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.880 came out this year. It made two billion dollars at 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:57.600 the global box office. Jesus in other countries, I mean, 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:04.880 there's not two that's too. Zutopia to like had like 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.440 one day in China where it made like a crazy 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.560 amount of money. Basically the Chinese box office has completely 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.239 overtaken in numbers. 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:17.280 Yeah Utopia too, oh yeah, said. 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.720 Yeah, I've heard good the rings about Zutopia too. I 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.160 have not seen it yet. I did see Lelo and Stitch, 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.240 which they did not have in their top ten and 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.160 did a crush at the box office, and a Minecraft movie. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:32.840 Those were both big hits, the kind of at least 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.880 screen Rant did not see them coming heading into this year, 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.600 as well as Neja two. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.440 It's on HBO Max. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:41.239 I guess world. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:47.400 It's got great ratings too, Okay, what kind of movie is. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.000 Yeah, animated children's movie. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.680 It's so funny, how like Got America is so just like, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.640 don't tell anybody about the thing in China. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.840 That's really good. I know, Like why wouldn't we talk 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.960 about that and be like maybe your kids would like 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.880 this movie that is a massive hit with everybody. 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:06.160 It might not have like American subtitles or anything. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.200 No, you can get it on It's on HBO Max. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.600 So it's definitely subtitled. Yeah, yeah you can. There's no 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.960 like it's not it's not behind any kind of. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:14.960 Secret. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:15.760 Yeah. 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:20.520 The other thing nobody saw coming was What's that came up? 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.520 Demon Hunters obviously, which wasn't like a It didn't It 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.760 didn't make the top ten box office, but it was 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.680 probably the most popular movie of the year, behind, of 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:36.480 course Neja Too. In terms of movie predictions, to DejaVu. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.439 This is the last episode that we're recording of the 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.239 extra episodes and coming. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.600 Off at our limit. I am on my limit. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:50.080 I know a guy who's at his limit. If people 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:54.240 haven't seen The Cherry Company, they probably don't understand this 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:55.240 show anymore. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.760 I've noticed from just doing all of our inside joke things, 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.640 there's definitely a bunch listeners like, I don't even care. 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:03.840 It's just so stupid it sounds funny. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:05.360 They don't need to know. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.400 Yeah, you know. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.080 Sorry. A quick Tim Robinson that just came into my 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:14.599 my orbit again is from I don't I think you 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.480 should leave where he's like playing that egg feeding game. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.720 Oh yeah, his computer and he just goes like, this 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.520 egg's got a bush? What the hell? Anyway? I think 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.480 about that a lot right now. I just keep saying 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:34.040 everything I think, like, yeah, I can't stop saying it. Right, 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.559 We're on Well, Tim Robinson has ruined the. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.760 Americans, broken me yees bush? 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:40.160 All right. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.960 There were two big movies set in the year twenty 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:47.480 twenty five, Big Well, one big movie, one lesser big movie. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:51.800 So Future Sport starring Dean Kane, Vanessa Williams, and Wesley Snipe, 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.360 set in the year twenty twenty agent. Yeah right, thank you. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:10:02.040 It's all about a basketball, baseball, hockey, hoverboard, rollerblade hybrid 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:06.720 sport created as a means of reducing gang warfare that 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:11.240 is also somehow used to stop a potential conflict between 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.840 global superpowers. They really thought we'd be like, I'm tired 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.200 of sports, let's put them all let's mix them all up. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.880 Yeah, I mean this the premise also of just the idea, 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.800 this will help, this will help, like curb gang violence. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.160 You're like, what kind of white savior ass idea is this? 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.280 You know, what they need is a hybrid sport to 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.640 get them off the stacks. Uh huh. 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.320 Movies back then were so much more creative than they 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.880 are now. All we have now is Avatar. All we 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.680 have now is rinse and repeat ip. Yeah, Like they 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.480 just kept making the same shit over and overain. At 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:44.520 least back then they were like, I don't know, throw 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.800 everything at the wall. If it sticks, it's in the plot. 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:49.200 Like they were doing something. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.000 Yeah, it was. This was also I think important to 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:53.360 know this was made for TV. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:11:00.920 Yes, made for TV. E Repomen, which was twenty twenty 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:06.600 five life saving biomechanical organs would be repossessed by greedy corporations, 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.600 which the only reason that hasn't happened is because we 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:13.320 don't have the technology. Yeah right, that's otherwise that would happen. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.200 That feels like it's happening kind of. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.120 And then the big one her was set in twenty 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:22.240 twenty five, Well, that's happening. That is happening there. Like 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:26.800 the only thing they got wrong is that their AI 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:30.920 assistant was less scammy than ours, and like, you know, 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:34.720 like the current version of AI is just purely focused 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.920 on trying to sell you shit, right, and that version 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:42.080 of AI was actually like an earlier version of tech 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.160 where like we would just like let this thing be 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.000 useful to people and then they'd buy it because they 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:53.080 found it useful. It's not been like connected to Walmart 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:53.920 or whatever. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.080 The fuck. This one could have been even more spot 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.840 on if the Scarlett Johansson being the chat GPT voiced 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.719 was this year too, because it was last year. Is 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.240 in twenty twenty four. When Chad GBT was like, check 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.400 out this assistant, it was like, that's fucking Scarlet Johansson. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:10.360 What the fuck are you doing? 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.040 Oh? 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:15.240 You noticed that our greatest Asian American actress you think 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.320 we're not gonna fucking recognize her. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.880 Voice, So yeah, otherwise, I mean you go back. Nineteen 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:26.640 sixty seven, a columnist for the Massachusetts based Berkshire Eagle 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.959 was like, all right, life expectancy one hundred and twenty 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:34.440 five years, chemical control of aging, all low grade labor 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.560 will be taken over by animals, so everybody will have 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.560 a lot of free time, extra limbs. Abolition of the 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.280 education system because you'll just like spot on, download that 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.480 shit into your brain. They abolish the education system without 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.840 the technology to vegas learn kung fula. 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:52.120 They were saying that the educationalistem will be would be 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:55.240 moot because the technology is wow, rather than we going 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:59.920 to be learning, rather than like a oligarchical ideological takeover 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.400 of the public institution. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.199 Yeah, they didn't know that one quite down. It was 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.680 all very much like they'll have all this ship figured 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:10.400 out by then you're just like blinking, You'll be in Asia. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.160 Air travel will be so so quick, and see me, 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:14.880 Indo Disney. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.080 We were we were on the right path with Reagan. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:18.680 Yeah, got there. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:22.120 You you keep saying that, and I love I love 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.520 that for you. All the I don't know all the 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:30.520 old psychics, Nostradamus blah blah. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:33.360 You know, famously the segment I hate about the Predictions episode. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.160 It's we don't even need to go like a lot 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.320 of it's a lot of like the pope will die 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:43.120 and a new pope will come and enter in a 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:48.320 Roman Chicago, yet that it will be from a place 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.840 of deep dishes. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:56.600 It'll be a sort of cylindrical long meat style food. 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.439 Hard to say what it is yet, like the version 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:04.920 of the Nostra a I'm Nostra Dominus you doing? Actually 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:06.840 he was. The pope was supposed to die in twenty 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:08.920 twenty four, so he was off even on that. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:12.840 But yeah, he remember Jdvans killed him. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.240 Jdvans killed him right around Eastern he met him. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:18.640 Yeah right, Wait, what's baba vod up to Boba. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:22.120 In nineteen ninety six claimed that humans would make contact 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.320 with aliens during a major sporting event. I love it. 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.960 Just those are the take big swings, man. 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:32.080 Yeah, leading to a global crisis or apocalypse. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.360 But just show at the halftime show. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:40.040 That's a halftime show. Maybe she like foresaw that bunny bunny, 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:44.400 which or she foresaw that that black eyed peas one 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:49.400 that was like all like extraterrestrial UFO special effects, that's 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.720 what she foresaw. She was like, this will surely lead 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.240 to the end of the world. All right, that's our 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.920 rundown of predictions about twenty twenty five. I give them 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:02.880 an F minus. You fucking suck even you Spiked Jones. No, 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.400 Spike Jones. You did a pretty good job idea, kind 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.200 of figured it out, high waisted pants and everything. Uh, 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:09.800 but we're going to take a quick break and then 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.680 we're going to come back and show those assholes how 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:14.040 it's done with our own predictions about the year twenty 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:14.680 twenty six. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:26.160 We'll be right back and we're back. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:27.000 We're back. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.480 Who would like to kick us all off? 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.720 I was like, I don't. I don't even know what 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:32.120 I got. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.880 My main predictions are what movies are going to come 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.000 out in twenty twenty six? 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.360 Because I googled that. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:38.840 Did you write this China thing? 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:39.360 Yeah? 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.520 Yeah, you wrote breakthrough in technogie? 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:47.280 I did technology. Oh, mister president, I wrote it in 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:48.440 Trump's voice. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:55.320 In the technogie, in the technoogle funny word technogie tech miles, 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:55.480 do you. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.720 Want to kick us off with the with the prediction 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:02.200 we will change the word technolog two tech Nuvinuggie, you'll 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:02.440 do it. 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.400 I'm gonna give you nogie for me. Okay, I'll do one. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.440 Because I've said this on the show before in the 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.600 last few months, is that Trump is going to do 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:14.840 something to change his appearance to look younger or more 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.960 like with it. I think as he as his state 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:21.800 deteriorates and he constantly gets checked by the press, one 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.320 he's slowing down. He don't look too I have a 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:28.000 feeling with just his mental decline. He's gonna be like, 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.040 let me get that wig, or what if I painted 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:32.320 on a beard. I don't know if he's gonna do 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:37.320 like Carlos Boozer hair. I don't know what it's gonna be. Yeah, Yeah, 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.480 like it's gonna be. I obviously, aside from the erratic 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:45.440 behavior that puts us all at terrible grave risk of death. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:50.200 I do think there's it's there's gonna be some weird 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:51.920 I gotta. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.640 Get is if he got like you know how people 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.680 are getting like the facelift but for their knees. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:02.280 No, what if he starts rocking shorts and he gets 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:03.280 like his legs. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.639 Done, he gets his legs lifted, he gets like some 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:08.360 caffine plants, he gets his knees done. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.800 Tightens up his forearm skin, and ship they're like ooh 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.280 bound many off that okay, but yeah, like. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.720 What one idea would just be like he goes he 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.800 goes lips, you know, like all the people in his 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.760 white house. He just goes all in on big, big lips. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.680 He doesn't really have lips, but all of a sudden 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:27.199 just had like. 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:32.480 I feel like injectables. Is he's afraid. I think, yeah, 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.680 that's true. I think he'd rather just do somethings like 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:38.480 can I smear it on and that'll be the fix. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:41.480 My other, my other suggestion would be, you know the 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:45.040 glasses with the eyes painted on the make you look 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:49.400 really wide awake. He's just wearing those all the time. 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.119 I mean, when you get to that idea, when you 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:56.160 get to that age, weird fashion choices come out. I've 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:57.720 seen this in my own family. I see this with 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:03.240 like Her Majesty, her grandmother who was suffering like cognitive 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.880 decline too. She would rock Marty gravies all the time 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:08.320 like she was like this is my shit. Like suddenly 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.920 it became like the thing. So I'm like, there's gonna 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.000 be something He's gonna do something to spice it up. 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:14.920 I just don't know what it is he is. 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.639 I mean I have that here, but I don't have 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:21.520 any like fun specifics because it's like his brain is 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:24.560 going to continue to melt before our eyes, but it's 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.560 not going to be in any way that like is predictable. 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.000 Like it's so when you put a brain like that 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.520 in the field of like being the most powerful person 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:37.040 on earth, there's just like so many ways that that 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.879 can go wrong. You know, like I don't know what, like, 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.040 there is no way that I'd be able to predict 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:46.600 like that. He would, you know, take a murdered Hollywood 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:51.240 celebrity and be like, yeah, fuck him, look like me 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:54.840 all that shit. That's what you get for fucking with Trump, bitch. 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:58.400 But that is in fact what he did, like hours 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:01.480 after Rob Reiner was murder So it's going to keep 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:06.040 going in like really wild directions. But I do yeah. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:07.240 Hours after. 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:13.120 Yeah again yeah, because he sees everything is like it's 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:15.920 are you me? Are you against me? And also I'm 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:19.359 killing it too. Obviously, poor him. She couldn't see how 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:21.760 well I was doing. But that's he was unwell and 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:22.840 not good for the country. 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:26.200 I think we'll increasingly get like sad ones, not non 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.439 wacky ones, but just like him shitting his pants in public. 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:31.960 That was kind of like when Caitlin Gill was on 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:34.760 and was sort of like, you know, obviously this person 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:37.359 deserves no sympathy, but like when you sort of distill 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.920 it down to like a person who's clearly deteriorating, like 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:43.639 in their cognition and they have to do all this 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:47.280 shit that's fucked up, and then pardon me, goes Yeah, 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:49.399 but I don't know what else I have except to 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:51.520 laugh at the apocalypse that's coming. 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:55.080 Well, what do I do? Yeah? He stopped a speech 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:57.679 to just like start talking about how much a person 0:19:57.760 --> 0:19:59.919 in the crowd looked like his daughter who no long 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:01.399 your talks to him like. 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:04.840 It's gonna be someone who's passed away next. Yeah, you 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:05.359 know what I mean. 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:09.080 Oh, there goes Ivanna, my my beautiful ex wife. 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:13.720 There's Roy Cohne. Oh my god, how are you? Oh boy? 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:15.480 This is gonna be a wild ride. 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:16.160 Uh Anna. 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:18.480 You have any predictions for twenty twenty six? 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:22.080 One, Trump will reign supriant on choocking. 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:26.879 Trump will continue to killing ro He's killing I. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:32.359 Think we're in sort of dark Illness Territory. Thanks RFK Junior. 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:34.800 Oh sure, yeah, that's really like. 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:39.320 Measles cases are going back up. I think, uh it's 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:42.520 about to be a situation for kids in schools unfortunately 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:46.080 because of the I think I think we're finally hitting 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:48.560 that point where all the like anti VAX's parents were like, 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:52.040