WEBVTT - #320: C. U. Next Tuesday 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.120 Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:13.520 Brooklyn Boys, start Up Up, They making Noise Up start 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.640 Up dot. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:21.480 Up, Episode three twenty the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, David 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.160 Broally working on a holiday? 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:28.640 Are we? They kept everybody waiting, including me with your 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:33.000 jingle Ball concert tour. It's been crazy, you know, don't 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.279 you a gallopanting? That's a good way, like that word. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.839 You a gallivanting around the country going to jingle Ball concert. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.400 But we owe the slices of this episode. That's we're 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.280 working during an off week. It's okay though, because we 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.720 skipped a week, a lot, a lot's been happening. I'm 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.520 kind of happy we're doing it now because a lot 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.880 more is transpired, you know, and I would have forgotten 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:53.920 it all if we just returned in the new year. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.880 It's like actually fresh in my in my in my 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.160 brain right now. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.880 Good. Well, Luckily I write everything down so and I 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.840 screenshot things and I have sound to play. One of 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.000 the other reasons that we didn't do a podcast the 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.600 week of the sixteenth of December, I guess this is 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.720 the week we missed is I had minor surgery. I'm fine. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.000 But the best part about the minor surgery. Well, the 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.080 worst part was I can't play pickleball for a couple 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.080 of weeks, So no pickleball stories. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.080 It wasn't the worst part the fact that you you 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:25.080 weren't allowed to yell. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.360 No, I not yell. Okay, I didn't know. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.720 I don't know if the doctor you were on doctor's orders, 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.400 it said, hey, man, take easy for a couple of days. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.480 Don't let your blood pressure get. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.160 They said, don't. What they said was don't do anything strenuous, right. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.240 So I so I said, like I do a podcast, right, yell. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.680 They said, if yelling is strenuous, don't do that. So 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.560 they didn't specifically don't yell right, but they said right. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.880 And then because I had to be intubated, you know 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.920 that they put the tube in your throat. Uh huh. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:58.080 My throat hurt for four or five days. Ah, so 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.840 I had saw throat. So I was eating ice cream 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.680 like a fiend. So uh you know, so I gained 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.040 like almost four pounds eating ice cream. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:06.680 Not the worst thing in the world. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.120 Now, that part was good. So I couldn't I can't play. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.800 I couldn't play pick a ball because, like you know, 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.720 you don't want to jostle anything, you know, whatever, I go. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.919 But I have the good news is I have pre 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:21.280 and during and post surgery. Uh stuff for the podcast. 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:25.960 Of course, it wouldn't be a Dave Brodie. Uh. You 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.280 don't have walks in the park. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.760 You never had. Nothing is easy breezy with you. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.600 There's always a process, there's always a fight, there's a 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.839 disagreement and argue. This is my fault. 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.000 I had a disagreement before the surgery, of course. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.200 Okay. I call the doctor's office and it says like 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:43.640 press one to make an appointment, you know, press two 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:47.880 for pre op questions, press three for post op questions, 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:52.400 you know, for for questions about the surgery you've already had. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.120 Is what I think is what it said. So I'm like, well, 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:57.760 I haven't had the surgery yet, so pre op right, 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:02.560 So I'm calling because I wanted to ask a question about, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.440 you know, what I can do after the surgery, because 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:08.120 they do like telemed appointments where you talk to like 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.680 a physician's assistant and answer all your questions. But my 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.720 appointment for that was like two weeks away, and I 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.760 really had a question about, you know, what could I 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:19.720 do because you know what I wanted to do this week, 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.520 which I can't. My friend Jeff, he's like, Oh, I'm 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.440 going to Vermont. My buddy's got a cabin in Vermont. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.320 He's got snowmobiles. Let's go up there. We'll go snowmobile 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.840 and it'll be free or snowmobile. I'm like, that's great. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.640 I've always wanted a snowmobil. Fantastic. I'm like, all right, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:39.000 well that's that's like ten days after surgery. So I'm like, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:40.880 I got to know the answer now. They told me 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.400 it would be a couple of weeks recovery, but let 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.000 me see, can I snowmobile? 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.200 So I call up. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.040 And I so, I said, uh, I have a question 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.600 about recovery after surgery. She says, oh, so you pressed 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:53.960 the wrong button. You have a postop question. When was 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:57.000 your surgery? I said no, No, I had the surgery yet, 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.760 So it's a pre op question. I said, well, no, 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.520 it's a question about postop. I want to ask a 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.720 question about something after the surgery. Well, then it's a 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:10.520 Then it's a post op question, is it Okay? Yes, 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.440 but I'm asking you a question that I need to 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.920 know before the surgery. Therefore, my question is pre op 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:17.279 I haven't had the surgery yet. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:18.560 So you're taking things very literally. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.840 But that is why are you blaming me. She's the 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:28.719 one now one, yeah, fuck you, it is postop fuck 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.200 you because it has to do with post op things, Okay, 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:37.120 the literal sense of before you have the surgery, versus 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.960 you have a question about something that happened. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:41.800 What's going on with somebody? 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.679 But I need to know before the surgery, which is fine, 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.119 but you still need to talk to a pre post 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.080 press two for post op. No I pressed one for 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.800 pre op question and said, press three if you have 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.719 a question about the surgery you already had, well, I 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.040 didn't have the surgery. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.920 You're the one taking things too literal. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:04.279 Okay, so you're saying, even though it was a but 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.800 it was a conversation pre op, I hadn't had the 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:12.080 op yet. No op, okay, no op, no op. All right, 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.200 So let me tell you what happened when I got 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.840 to the hospital. So I get there and I hear 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:20.000 David Brody too, David Brody too. Well, I don't know 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:21.440 what that means. I'm sitting in the waiting room. I 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.040 don't know what that means. So I get up and 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:28.000 there's like four counters and I go up, I go, 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.360 what does David Brody too mean? 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:30.920 Oh, you have to go to window two. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.800 Okay, well it's logical. Would it have killed anyone to 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:38.680 say window two? How would I know that? I just 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:40.680 go to two. I didn't know. I didn't even know 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:41.520 the word windows. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.880 You're a smart man, you could figure these things out. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:45.400 Well, I figured it out when I went over to 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.279 four and realized it was a four. But I couldn't 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:48.920 see the two worth of four from where I was 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:53.440 sitting anyway. So the woman gives me paperwork to fill out. Again. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.320 It's post surgery. It's five o'clock in the morning. I 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.200 had to get there really early, and I said I 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:03.000 have a question just so. She goes, oh h the 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.080 answer is blah blah blah. Said no, no, it's not my question. 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.520 Oh well, then your answers blah blah blah blah. I said, 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.680 it's not my question. Just oh well, trust me. I 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:12.760 know everybody has the same questions before that. When they 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.479 got I go, okay, what's my question? It all it's 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:16.960 just well, you want to know if you should write 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.039 you Nope, that's not my question. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.560 Just well, what's your question? 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:22.359 I go, can I have a penn? Thiss one's not working? 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.720 She was so fucking cocky. She was like, I mean, 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.160 your question is about the capitalists, say nope. Well your 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.880 question is which light? Nope. So they hear it all 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.719 the time. I get it, they hear it all the time. Okay, 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.200 So then dide I go in I have to do 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:41.200 blood work. I get into the pre surgical bed. I'm 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.839 in the gown and you know, the doctor eventually comes 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.360 in and talk to you. First, the anesthesiologist comes out. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.479 Now i've had surgeries before. Scary. I don't know if 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.320 you've had surgery. The anesthesiologist comes in and says, usually, hey, 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.160 I'm gonna let you know a maniestesiologist. This is how 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:53.680 it's gonna work. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.040 I had this for I call an oscopy. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.719 Yeah, they were cracking wise, there were you know, there 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:58.920 are a bunch of jokesters. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.720 Yeah. It was like the anesthesiologist and the doctor like 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.599 did a routine together, right right, because they're putting a 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.039 tube of your ass. Anyway, So the woman comes in 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.040 and she's, uh, you know, they're like usually like friendly, 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:13.239 they want to put you at ease. And this woman 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:18.080 had a I want to say Eastern European accent. So 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:19.760 I'm going to do the accent because it's important to 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:23.840 the story. And she said, hello, I welcome, mister Brody. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.760 I said yes. So she says, I want to go 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.640 over things with you. I said, okay, very good. Yes, 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:35.360 I'm you anesthesiologist, and we're going over the procedure, let 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.840 you know, and I want to go over things that 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.720 could go wrong, because it's important. You know, nothing is 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:46.239 one but very rare, very rare. But things could happen. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.840 I said, okay, you know, side the facts they have 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:54.240 to tell you, of course, of course, okay. So she says, 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.600 you know you could have a diarrhea, you could have 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.240 upset stomach afterwards, you could have a reaction, and you 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.160 could have vomiting. You know, heart lung, you know like 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.720 that right? So I said, what do you mean heart lung? 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.960 What does hartlung mean? You know, things could happen, you know, 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:13.040 heart lung. You can't come in here, I said, forgive me, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.640 but if you're going to tell me what could go wrong, 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:18.080 you can't just start naming body parts. What do you 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:22.840 mean heart lung? You were specific, he said, diarrhea, He said, uh, 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.760 vomiting and harmless heart. You can't heart lung. You know, 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.400 things could happen, you could have What does it matter? 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.360 I go, it matters because your job is to tell 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.000 me what now. Look, I'm not sure. Look, I don't 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:34.640 want to upset this lady because she's in charge of 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.880 my life. She can anesthesiologists me to death. Right, I'm 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.040 like trying to be calm, but I'm very nervous because 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.520 I'm going into surgery. Then she's like, you know, hot lung. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.800 So I go, what is okay? All right? I tell 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:49.360 you you could have heart attack, aspirations, palpitations. You could 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:52.240 die from heart attack. You could have stroke, Okay, you 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.600 could have seizure and lung. You could have lung collapsed, 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.280 you could you could have problem breathing. You could Yeah, 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.840 could you jump to these conclusions on your own? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:00.560 No, I don't know. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.880 I don't know what heart lung she could? You don't 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.199 flock neck, you know, but you don't want to know. 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:07.120 You don't want to know. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.560 And when somebody doesn't want to tell me, now I 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.160 have to know how bad it could be. Something else 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.439 better hit my bus, I go, I don't don't tell 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.040 me hit my bus. Analogies just tell me I'm not 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:20.440 going to have a heart attack or a stroke. I 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.600 can't do that legally. I have to tell you it 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:29.000 could happen. I go okay, So okay. So so about 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.560 a half hour later, the doctor comes in whatever. And 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:35.800 then then I guess a nurse's assistant or a nurse whatever. 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:39.000 She's gonnaheel me down the surgery feet first. I'm on 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:40.959 the cart with you know, the gurney right the bed. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:46.239 So we get to uh, we get to the hallway, 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.520 and she goes, all right, now, listen the way the 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.800 operating room is situated. I have to turn you around, 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.960 so we have to go in backwards. Okay. So she 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.199 turns me around, and now she's behind by my head 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.200 and we're going down this narrow hallway. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:09:58.959 Why is it narrow? 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:03.400 Scary? Because the hallways lined with filing cabinets and other 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:07.960 gurneys and supply cabinets. There's just enough room for the 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:12.440 gurney and maybe an inch on each side of the gurney. Right, okay, 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.160 keep your keep your arms and legs in, keep my 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.640 arms and legs in. Say we're going through the whole 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.320 bomb and then we're going down and the big dam 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:24.040 and she's clanking against the sides and she's hitting the 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.440 things on the side. So I go, whoa, I go, 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.280 you're not involved in the surgery? Are you remember the 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:29.960 game operation? 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.760 We had to take the part right and they would 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.400 buzz and sides don't bring right although because if you 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.839 didn't have a steady hand, then uh it would touch 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.600 the sides and the nose would light up and right. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.880 So I'm like, no offense, but are you are you? 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.079 Are you? Are you? Are you being involved in the surgery? 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.440 She says no, no, no, no, sir. I'm just I 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.560 just I just transport you. I go, okay. So I'm like, 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.880 she hit the sides like four or five times. So 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.040 we go into the surgical room and there's two nurses 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:59.200 and that they're they're playing, uh, playing music in there 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:04.000 for themselves, which is fine, and they okay, you have 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:07.360 to move over to the flat bed like the surgery table. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.920 So they have me scooch over to the surgery table 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.280 and I hear the anesthesiologists behind me. I can't see 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.600 her because you're looking straight up, and I hear her say, 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.680 let's do this, let's do this. She can't wait to 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.079 knock me out because I'm I'm talking, I'm I'm laughing, 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.880 I'm making jokes for people. All of a sudden, scary, 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:31.080 I feel like I'm a rumbling in my stom. I 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:35.000 gotta go to the bathroom, like I gotta go. But 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.360 if they put you out, do you end up going? 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.440 Maybe I'll poop the table. I don't know. So I said, listen, 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:44.200 what is the protocol? I suddenly have to go to 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.800 the bathroom. She was number one and number two. I 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.200 go number two in a bad way. I feel it 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:52.400 because I haven't eaten, you know, like twelve hours or whatever. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.520 She says, It's natural. Everybody feels that way. They get nervous. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.199 I said, if I'm under what happens if I have 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.600 an upset stomach? She was, I get him back on 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.280 the gurney. Let's get him back out to the bathroom. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.439 So they rolled me back out to the bathroom and 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:08.679 I go through the hallway of doing them again. Boom, 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.480 I'm at my hospital down right. I have to get 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:17.000 up and like close my back anyway hold one. So 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.160 when we come back to the hallway after my bathroom, 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:21.120 I said, can you do me a favor? Can we 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:22.840 get a second person? To hold the front end of 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.560 my my gurney. So she gets the second person and 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.240 we go down the hallway smoothly. I go into surgery 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.040 and I'm on the table. The doctor hasn't The doctor 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:33.600 walks in right because he's like, oh ah, you're done 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:35.200 with the bathroom, and he looks like he's not thrilled. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:36.800 And I went to the bathroom because as I was 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:38.520 leaving the first time, he was walking in and you 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.480 see me, she's me leaving and he looked like, hey, 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.560 I'm fucking ready and you'll leave him so al ready 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.880 I pissed him off. So I hear I hear her again, 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:49.040 the estesiologist, all right, push it, we're doing it now. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.120 Can we get this over with? Please, get this over with. Please. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.360 That's not comforting, yeah, because now you put them in 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:58.200 a situation where they got a rush. Right. All I 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.520 remember is thinking what a And then next thing I know, 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.760 I was waking up in the recovery room. Yeah. I 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:06.079 don't even remember like closing my eyes, nothing, just I 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:09.040 remember her going, let push it, get this over with. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.160 Like they were annoyed that I went to the bathroom. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.120 That's not a good way to go into surgery. Now 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.600 the fact that I'm alive is is a Christmas miracle. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.520 Well, I'm happier here, Brody. How are you feeling? 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:24.520 We'll talk about that after the Commercial Boys podcast. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.480 How you feeling, Brody? 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.720 I'm feeling better, but I got a scare. So my 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.920 surgery was on Monday and then no more surgery talk, 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:36.440 I promise. And on Friday. Oh, it's about four point 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:40.920 thirty on Friday, and I decide, you know, uh, I 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.079 want to go out. I'm gonna go pick up some dinner. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.120 But I'm like laying around the house all week recovering 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.560 from the surgery. So I'm like, I better get dressed. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:52.000 So I take my shirt off and I go in 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.240 the I'm getting in the shower and I see that 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:58.080 the area where my surgery was not the area, but 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:05.120 everything under the area is yellow. My skin is yellow, yellow, god. 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:07.360 So I'm like, what the fuck? That's not normal. I 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.400 read all because they give you paperwork when you leave surgery, 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.720 Like what do you call that? I expect? I don't 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.440 know them. So I'm like, holy shit, I'm turning yellow. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.760 That's not right. So I call it's a Friday, like 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:21.280 the week before Christmas and nobody's there. The office is 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.160 called this is the Answering Service. Can I help him? Uh? Yeah, 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.160 I need someone to get in touch with me. Well, 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:30.360 you know, starts five quarter to five on a Friday. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.320 Everybody's gone for the weekend. Well, somebody's on call, right, Yeah, 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:37.760 what's going on? I'm yellow. I'm turning yellow yellow with 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.400 like a brown ring around it. I'm yellow, my god, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:44.000 like the size of a honeydew melon. The area is yellow. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:45.920 This is not an area that should be yello. Oh, 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.480 by the way, it's not my privates. I didn't get 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:51.480 my privates operato. Yeah, so I'm like, please having somebody 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:54.520 call me back. Forty five minutes later, a doctor calls me. 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.320 He's like, uh, describe this problem. I go, Well, I 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.640 had the surgery and like, starting from like an inch 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:04.040 blow of surgery, everything's yellow. I'm fucking yellow, like but 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.840 like it's just awful. Well what was it? So he says, oh, sir, 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:08.520 let me explain. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:09.480 Uh. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.240 What happens is there's drainage from the surgery and uh 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:19.120 blood drips down right, all right, all right, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.880 he said. And what happens is because it's red. It 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.640 turns the skin because you're white. He's like, you're white. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.280 I said yeah. He said, it turns yellow because that's 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.480 what's showing through. But it's completely normal. It's just gravity 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.920 is pulling it down and that's why it's spreading. But 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:34.960 it's totally normal. It happens in like ten percent a 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:38.080 case perfect. I well, it's not in the paperwork. Why 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:43.480 is it in the paperwork. Why shouldn't something Oh of course, 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.720 I'm the ten percent. It should be in the pis scary. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.840 Shouldn't it be in the paperwork? Shouldn't be? There's a 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.600 ten percent like hark lung, better chances to get hit 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.200 by bosle, letting nature take its course. 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:53.760 Brodie, are you? Are you okay? 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.600 You doubt you would have freaked the nature take its course. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.560 Somebody should tell you might turn yellow? 0:15:58.600 --> 0:15:59.720 All right, you're good. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.600 You're good though. Now you look great. You sound better 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:06.120 than ever. It doesn't sound like skip the beat there, Brody. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.440 You should have heard me on the ad that Monday 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.280 or Tuesday after night. I was like, oh god, that 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:13.560 all your free scream. I see you on ice cream. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.880 You're back to yelling again, yelling, yelling, yes yellow, no 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:22.840 yelling yelling yes yellow not good? All right, fine, fine, 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.400 that's it. Wait like I got a cooking class story 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.560 with his no blood. 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:29.000 Involved, I have I come and even tell you what 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.640 what happened to me over the holidays. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:31.600 Well, let me start with this. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.080 First of all, do you remember back about I don't 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.920 know about twenty episodes ago, thirty episodes when I was 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.520 going for to meet my friend for brunch in Tribeca. 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.520 I parked a car and the guy came running out 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.760 of the building asking for fourteen dollars. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:49.080 Yeah. He said he worked in that building and he 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.160 had no money. He had to work a double shift. Right, 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.120 he needed fourteen dollars to get back. I gave him. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:54.400 I gave him twenty dollars. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:55.040 Right, yeah? 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:55.440 Okay? 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.240 Was it Tom's River a sucker? Was it Tom's River 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.160 somewhere in South Chers? I don't okay, Well, well, the 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:03.760 slices can go back and listen and confirm. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.760 Well, I don't know if it's possible, but I might 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:12.480 have gotten scammed by the same guy in different neighborhoods, 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.840 So the same guy twice in different. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.840 Person I was down in the lower part of Manhattan 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:25.560 and Tribeca. And then now this was now in the 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:29.720 radio station's building, which is which in midtown on fifty 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:31.800 fifth Street, sixty street blocks away. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.920 Yes, in the middle of Manhattan. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:38.000 Yeah, and and the building has a bench. 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:40.199 Now you could sit your First of all, the thing 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:43.119 is you're allowed to cross through. You could go you 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:44.879 can go into the building on one end of the 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:46.879 street and you come out to the other end of 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:47.280 the street. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:51.560 It crosses in and it's open to the public walk. 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:53.639 It's it's a it's a pass through. It's a public 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.720 pass through. But I'm indoors. I'm in the building. I'm 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.919 sitting on the bench. I'm waiting for I guess Sam 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.679 to come out. We've gona drive home together. And this 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:07.919 guy comes storming out of nowhere. It says, excuse me, Hey, hey, buddy, 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.760 I need I need, I need your help. I work 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.359 in this building. My name is Tyrone. 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:15.120 Okay. 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.320 Now, now I don't remember if the first guy gave 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.000 me his name that time. I don't remember this guy. 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:21.480 And I don't know if the first guy was trying 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.239 to get back to Red Bank or Tom's River. But 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:26.800 check the guys checked the video. One of those Well, 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:28.959 this guy's like, my name is Tyrone. 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:32.640 I need and and I gotta get back to Tom's river. 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.200 I got no money in my wallet, and they towed 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:37.560 my car and I'm just getting up work. I told 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:40.480 the last guy's car. So I'm like, I'm sitting there 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.399 with you know, deja vous. I'm like, oh my god, 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:47.080 it's the same Is this the same story. It can't 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:49.480 be the same guy. It can't be. But this guy's 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.400 name was Tyrone. I don't know what the guy's name 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:52.520 is the first story. 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:54.240 Well, it doesn't matter. It's probably not his real name anyway. 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:57.040 And he anyway, he and the magic amount of money 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:59.960 he needed was fourteen dollars to get back to Tom. 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:03.240