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Speaker 2: Up, Episode three twenty the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, David
Speaker 2: Broally working on a holiday?
Speaker 3: Are we? They kept everybody waiting, including me with your
Speaker 3: jingle Ball concert tour. It's been crazy, you know, don't
Speaker 3: you a gallopanting? That's a good way, like that word.
Speaker 3: You a gallivanting around the country going to jingle Ball concert.
Speaker 2: But we owe the slices of this episode. That's we're
Speaker 2: working during an off week. It's okay though, because we
Speaker 2: skipped a week, a lot, a lot's been happening. I'm
Speaker 2: kind of happy we're doing it now because a lot
Speaker 2: more is transpired, you know, and I would have forgotten
Speaker 2: it all if we just returned in the new year.
Speaker 4: It's like actually fresh in my in my in my
Speaker 4: brain right now.
Speaker 3: Good. Well, Luckily I write everything down so and I
Speaker 3: screenshot things and I have sound to play. One of
Speaker 3: the other reasons that we didn't do a podcast the
Speaker 3: week of the sixteenth of December, I guess this is
Speaker 3: the week we missed is I had minor surgery. I'm fine.
Speaker 3: But the best part about the minor surgery. Well, the
Speaker 3: worst part was I can't play pickleball for a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks, So no pickleball stories.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the worst part the fact that you you
Speaker 2: weren't allowed to yell.
Speaker 3: No, I not yell. Okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if the doctor you were on doctor's orders,
Speaker 2: it said, hey, man, take easy for a couple of days.
Speaker 4: Don't let your blood pressure get.
Speaker 3: They said, don't. What they said was don't do anything strenuous, right.
Speaker 3: So I so I said, like I do a podcast, right, yell.
Speaker 3: They said, if yelling is strenuous, don't do that. So
Speaker 3: they didn't specifically don't yell right, but they said right.
Speaker 3: And then because I had to be intubated, you know
Speaker 3: that they put the tube in your throat. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: My throat hurt for four or five days. Ah, so
Speaker 3: I had saw throat. So I was eating ice cream
Speaker 3: like a fiend. So uh you know, so I gained
Speaker 3: like almost four pounds eating ice cream.
Speaker 4: Not the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 3: Now, that part was good. So I couldn't I can't play.
Speaker 3: I couldn't play pick a ball because, like you know,
Speaker 3: you don't want to jostle anything, you know, whatever, I go.
Speaker 3: But I have the good news is I have pre
Speaker 3: and during and post surgery. Uh stuff for the podcast.
Speaker 3: Of course, it wouldn't be a Dave Brodie. Uh. You
Speaker 3: don't have walks in the park.
Speaker 4: You never had. Nothing is easy breezy with you.
Speaker 3: There's always a process, there's always a fight, there's a
Speaker 3: disagreement and argue. This is my fault.
Speaker 4: I had a disagreement before the surgery, of course.
Speaker 3: Okay. I call the doctor's office and it says like
Speaker 3: press one to make an appointment, you know, press two
Speaker 3: for pre op questions, press three for post op questions,
Speaker 3: you know, for for questions about the surgery you've already had.
Speaker 3: Is what I think is what it said. So I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I haven't had the surgery yet, so pre op right,
Speaker 3: So I'm calling because I wanted to ask a question about,
Speaker 3: you know, what I can do after the surgery, because
Speaker 3: they do like telemed appointments where you talk to like
Speaker 3: a physician's assistant and answer all your questions. But my
Speaker 3: appointment for that was like two weeks away, and I
Speaker 3: really had a question about, you know, what could I
Speaker 3: do because you know what I wanted to do this week,
Speaker 3: which I can't. My friend Jeff, he's like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: going to Vermont. My buddy's got a cabin in Vermont.
Speaker 3: He's got snowmobiles. Let's go up there. We'll go snowmobile
Speaker 3: and it'll be free or snowmobile. I'm like, that's great.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted a snowmobil. Fantastic. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: well that's that's like ten days after surgery. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: I got to know the answer now. They told me
Speaker 3: it would be a couple of weeks recovery, but let
Speaker 3: me see, can I snowmobile?
Speaker 4: So I call up.
Speaker 3: And I so, I said, uh, I have a question
Speaker 3: about recovery after surgery. She says, oh, so you pressed
Speaker 3: the wrong button. You have a postop question. When was
Speaker 3: your surgery? I said no, No, I had the surgery yet,
Speaker 3: So it's a pre op question. I said, well, no,
Speaker 3: it's a question about postop. I want to ask a
Speaker 3: question about something after the surgery. Well, then it's a
Speaker 3: Then it's a post op question, is it Okay? Yes,
Speaker 3: but I'm asking you a question that I need to
Speaker 3: know before the surgery. Therefore, my question is pre op
Speaker 3: I haven't had the surgery yet.
Speaker 4: So you're taking things very literally.
Speaker 3: But that is why are you blaming me. She's the
Speaker 3: one now one, yeah, fuck you, it is postop fuck
Speaker 3: you because it has to do with post op things, Okay,
Speaker 3: the literal sense of before you have the surgery, versus
Speaker 3: you have a question about something that happened.
Speaker 4: What's going on with somebody?
Speaker 3: But I need to know before the surgery, which is fine,
Speaker 3: but you still need to talk to a pre post
Speaker 3: press two for post op. No I pressed one for
Speaker 3: pre op question and said, press three if you have
Speaker 3: a question about the surgery you already had, well, I
Speaker 3: didn't have the surgery.
Speaker 4: You're the one taking things too literal.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're saying, even though it was a but
Speaker 3: it was a conversation pre op, I hadn't had the
Speaker 3: op yet. No op, okay, no op, no op. All right,
Speaker 3: So let me tell you what happened when I got
Speaker 3: to the hospital. So I get there and I hear
Speaker 3: David Brody too, David Brody too. Well, I don't know
Speaker 3: what that means. I'm sitting in the waiting room. I
Speaker 3: don't know what that means. So I get up and
Speaker 3: there's like four counters and I go up, I go,
Speaker 3: what does David Brody too mean?
Speaker 4: Oh, you have to go to window two.
Speaker 3: Okay, well it's logical. Would it have killed anyone to
Speaker 3: say window two? How would I know that? I just
Speaker 3: go to two. I didn't know. I didn't even know
Speaker 3: the word windows.
Speaker 4: You're a smart man, you could figure these things out.
Speaker 3: Well, I figured it out when I went over to
Speaker 3: four and realized it was a four. But I couldn't
Speaker 3: see the two worth of four from where I was
Speaker 3: sitting anyway. So the woman gives me paperwork to fill out. Again.
Speaker 3: It's post surgery. It's five o'clock in the morning. I
Speaker 3: had to get there really early, and I said I
Speaker 3: have a question just so. She goes, oh h the
Speaker 3: answer is blah blah blah. Said no, no, it's not my question.
Speaker 3: Oh well, then your answers blah blah blah blah. I said,
Speaker 3: it's not my question. Just oh well, trust me. I
Speaker 3: know everybody has the same questions before that. When they
Speaker 3: got I go, okay, what's my question? It all it's
Speaker 3: just well, you want to know if you should write
Speaker 3: you Nope, that's not my question.
Speaker 4: Just well, what's your question?
Speaker 3: I go, can I have a penn? Thiss one's not working?
Speaker 3: She was so fucking cocky. She was like, I mean,
Speaker 3: your question is about the capitalists, say nope. Well your
Speaker 3: question is which light? Nope. So they hear it all
Speaker 3: the time. I get it, they hear it all the time. Okay,
Speaker 3: So then dide I go in I have to do
Speaker 3: blood work. I get into the pre surgical bed. I'm
Speaker 3: in the gown and you know, the doctor eventually comes
Speaker 3: in and talk to you. First, the anesthesiologist comes out.
Speaker 3: Now i've had surgeries before. Scary. I don't know if
Speaker 3: you've had surgery. The anesthesiologist comes in and says, usually, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you know a maniestesiologist. This is how
Speaker 3: it's gonna work.
Speaker 4: I had this for I call an oscopy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were cracking wise, there were you know, there
Speaker 2: are a bunch of jokesters.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like the anesthesiologist and the doctor like
Speaker 3: did a routine together, right right, because they're putting a
Speaker 3: tube of your ass. Anyway, So the woman comes in
Speaker 3: and she's, uh, you know, they're like usually like friendly,
Speaker 3: they want to put you at ease. And this woman
Speaker 3: had a I want to say Eastern European accent. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to do the accent because it's important to
Speaker 3: the story. And she said, hello, I welcome, mister Brody.
Speaker 3: I said yes. So she says, I want to go
Speaker 3: over things with you. I said, okay, very good. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm you anesthesiologist, and we're going over the procedure, let
Speaker 3: you know, and I want to go over things that
Speaker 3: could go wrong, because it's important. You know, nothing is
Speaker 3: one but very rare, very rare. But things could happen.
Speaker 3: I said, okay, you know, side the facts they have
Speaker 3: to tell you, of course, of course, okay. So she says,
Speaker 3: you know you could have a diarrhea, you could have
Speaker 3: upset stomach afterwards, you could have a reaction, and you
Speaker 3: could have vomiting. You know, heart lung, you know like
Speaker 3: that right? So I said, what do you mean heart lung?
Speaker 3: What does hartlung mean? You know, things could happen, you know,
Speaker 3: heart lung. You can't come in here, I said, forgive me,
Speaker 3: but if you're going to tell me what could go wrong,
Speaker 3: you can't just start naming body parts. What do you
Speaker 3: mean heart lung? You were specific, he said, diarrhea, He said, uh,
Speaker 3: vomiting and harmless heart. You can't heart lung. You know,
Speaker 3: things could happen, you could have What does it matter?
Speaker 3: I go, it matters because your job is to tell
Speaker 3: me what now. Look, I'm not sure. Look, I don't
Speaker 3: want to upset this lady because she's in charge of
Speaker 3: my life. She can anesthesiologists me to death. Right, I'm
Speaker 3: like trying to be calm, but I'm very nervous because
Speaker 3: I'm going into surgery. Then she's like, you know, hot lung.
Speaker 3: So I go, what is okay? All right? I tell
Speaker 3: you you could have heart attack, aspirations, palpitations. You could
Speaker 3: die from heart attack. You could have stroke, Okay, you
Speaker 3: could have seizure and lung. You could have lung collapsed,
Speaker 3: you could you could have problem breathing. You could Yeah,
Speaker 3: could you jump to these conclusions on your own?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what heart lung she could? You don't
Speaker 2: flock neck, you know, but you don't want to know.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know.
Speaker 3: And when somebody doesn't want to tell me, now I
Speaker 3: have to know how bad it could be. Something else
Speaker 3: better hit my bus, I go, I don't don't tell
Speaker 3: me hit my bus. Analogies just tell me I'm not
Speaker 3: going to have a heart attack or a stroke. I
Speaker 3: can't do that legally. I have to tell you it
Speaker 3: could happen. I go okay, So okay. So so about
Speaker 3: a half hour later, the doctor comes in whatever. And
Speaker 3: then then I guess a nurse's assistant or a nurse whatever.
Speaker 3: She's gonnaheel me down the surgery feet first. I'm on
Speaker 3: the cart with you know, the gurney right the bed.
Speaker 3: So we get to uh, we get to the hallway,
Speaker 3: and she goes, all right, now, listen the way the
Speaker 3: operating room is situated. I have to turn you around,
Speaker 3: so we have to go in backwards. Okay. So she
Speaker 3: turns me around, and now she's behind by my head
Speaker 3: and we're going down this narrow hallway.
Speaker 4: Why is it narrow?
Speaker 3: Scary? Because the hallways lined with filing cabinets and other
Speaker 3: gurneys and supply cabinets. There's just enough room for the
Speaker 3: gurney and maybe an inch on each side of the gurney. Right, okay,
Speaker 3: keep your keep your arms and legs in, keep my
Speaker 3: arms and legs in. Say we're going through the whole
Speaker 3: bomb and then we're going down and the big dam
Speaker 3: and she's clanking against the sides and she's hitting the
Speaker 3: things on the side. So I go, whoa, I go,
Speaker 3: you're not involved in the surgery? Are you remember the
Speaker 3: game operation?
Speaker 2: We had to take the part right and they would
Speaker 2: buzz and sides don't bring right although because if you
Speaker 2: didn't have a steady hand, then uh it would touch
Speaker 2: the sides and the nose would light up and right.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, no offense, but are you are you?
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you? Are you being involved in the surgery?
Speaker 3: She says no, no, no, no, sir. I'm just I
Speaker 3: just I just transport you. I go, okay. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: she hit the sides like four or five times. So
Speaker 3: we go into the surgical room and there's two nurses
Speaker 3: and that they're they're playing, uh, playing music in there
Speaker 3: for themselves, which is fine, and they okay, you have
Speaker 3: to move over to the flat bed like the surgery table.
Speaker 3: So they have me scooch over to the surgery table
Speaker 3: and I hear the anesthesiologists behind me. I can't see
Speaker 3: her because you're looking straight up, and I hear her say,
Speaker 3: let's do this, let's do this. She can't wait to
Speaker 3: knock me out because I'm I'm talking, I'm I'm laughing,
Speaker 3: I'm making jokes for people. All of a sudden, scary,
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a rumbling in my stom. I
Speaker 3: gotta go to the bathroom, like I gotta go. But
Speaker 3: if they put you out, do you end up going?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll poop the table. I don't know. So I said, listen,
Speaker 3: what is the protocol? I suddenly have to go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom. She was number one and number two. I
Speaker 3: go number two in a bad way. I feel it
Speaker 3: because I haven't eaten, you know, like twelve hours or whatever.
Speaker 3: She says, It's natural. Everybody feels that way. They get nervous.
Speaker 3: I said, if I'm under what happens if I have
Speaker 3: an upset stomach? She was, I get him back on
Speaker 3: the gurney. Let's get him back out to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: So they rolled me back out to the bathroom and
Speaker 3: I go through the hallway of doing them again. Boom,
Speaker 3: I'm at my hospital down right. I have to get
Speaker 3: up and like close my back anyway hold one. So
Speaker 3: when we come back to the hallway after my bathroom,
Speaker 3: I said, can you do me a favor? Can we
Speaker 3: get a second person? To hold the front end of
Speaker 3: my my gurney. So she gets the second person and
Speaker 3: we go down the hallway smoothly. I go into surgery
Speaker 3: and I'm on the table. The doctor hasn't The doctor
Speaker 3: walks in right because he's like, oh ah, you're done
Speaker 3: with the bathroom, and he looks like he's not thrilled.
Speaker 3: And I went to the bathroom because as I was
Speaker 3: leaving the first time, he was walking in and you
Speaker 3: see me, she's me leaving and he looked like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking ready and you'll leave him so al ready
Speaker 3: I pissed him off. So I hear I hear her again,
Speaker 3: the estesiologist, all right, push it, we're doing it now.
Speaker 3: Can we get this over with? Please, get this over with. Please.
Speaker 3: That's not comforting, yeah, because now you put them in
Speaker 3: a situation where they got a rush. Right. All I
Speaker 3: remember is thinking what a And then next thing I know,
Speaker 3: I was waking up in the recovery room. Yeah. I
Speaker 3: don't even remember like closing my eyes, nothing, just I
Speaker 3: remember her going, let push it, get this over with.
Speaker 3: Like they were annoyed that I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: That's not a good way to go into surgery. Now
Speaker 3: the fact that I'm alive is is a Christmas miracle.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm happier here, Brody. How are you feeling?
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that after the Commercial Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: How you feeling, Brody?
Speaker 3: I'm feeling better, but I got a scare. So my
Speaker 3: surgery was on Monday and then no more surgery talk,
Speaker 3: I promise. And on Friday. Oh, it's about four point
Speaker 3: thirty on Friday, and I decide, you know, uh, I
Speaker 3: want to go out. I'm gonna go pick up some dinner.
Speaker 3: But I'm like laying around the house all week recovering
Speaker 3: from the surgery. So I'm like, I better get dressed.
Speaker 3: So I take my shirt off and I go in
Speaker 3: the I'm getting in the shower and I see that
Speaker 3: the area where my surgery was not the area, but
Speaker 3: everything under the area is yellow. My skin is yellow, yellow, god.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, what the fuck? That's not normal. I
Speaker 3: read all because they give you paperwork when you leave surgery,
Speaker 3: Like what do you call that? I expect? I don't
Speaker 3: know them. So I'm like, holy shit, I'm turning yellow.
Speaker 3: That's not right. So I call it's a Friday, like
Speaker 3: the week before Christmas and nobody's there. The office is
Speaker 3: called this is the Answering Service. Can I help him? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I need someone to get in touch with me. Well,
Speaker 3: you know, starts five quarter to five on a Friday.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gone for the weekend. Well, somebody's on call, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's going on? I'm yellow. I'm turning yellow yellow with
Speaker 3: like a brown ring around it. I'm yellow, my god,
Speaker 3: like the size of a honeydew melon. The area is yellow.
Speaker 3: This is not an area that should be yello. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, it's not my privates. I didn't get
Speaker 3: my privates operato. Yeah, so I'm like, please having somebody
Speaker 3: call me back. Forty five minutes later, a doctor calls me.
Speaker 3: He's like, uh, describe this problem. I go, Well, I
Speaker 3: had the surgery and like, starting from like an inch
Speaker 3: blow of surgery, everything's yellow. I'm fucking yellow, like but
Speaker 3: like it's just awful. Well what was it? So he says, oh, sir,
Speaker 3: let me explain.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: What happens is there's drainage from the surgery and uh
Speaker 3: blood drips down right, all right, all right, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, man,
Speaker 3: he said. And what happens is because it's red. It
Speaker 3: turns the skin because you're white. He's like, you're white.
Speaker 3: I said yeah. He said, it turns yellow because that's
Speaker 3: what's showing through. But it's completely normal. It's just gravity
Speaker 3: is pulling it down and that's why it's spreading. But
Speaker 3: it's totally normal. It happens in like ten percent a
Speaker 3: case perfect. I well, it's not in the paperwork. Why
Speaker 3: is it in the paperwork. Why shouldn't something Oh of course,
Speaker 3: I'm the ten percent. It should be in the pis scary.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't it be in the paperwork? Shouldn't be? There's a
Speaker 3: ten percent like hark lung, better chances to get hit
Speaker 3: by bosle, letting nature take its course.
Speaker 4: Brodie, are you? Are you okay?
Speaker 3: You doubt you would have freaked the nature take its course.
Speaker 3: Somebody should tell you might turn yellow?
Speaker 4: All right, you're good.
Speaker 3: You're good though. Now you look great. You sound better
Speaker 3: than ever. It doesn't sound like skip the beat there, Brody.
Speaker 3: You should have heard me on the ad that Monday
Speaker 3: or Tuesday after night. I was like, oh god, that
Speaker 3: all your free scream. I see you on ice cream.
Speaker 3: You're back to yelling again, yelling, yelling, yes yellow, no
Speaker 3: yelling yelling yes yellow not good? All right, fine, fine,
Speaker 3: that's it. Wait like I got a cooking class story
Speaker 3: with his no blood.
Speaker 2: Involved, I have I come and even tell you what
Speaker 2: what happened to me over the holidays.
Speaker 4: Well, let me start with this.
Speaker 2: First of all, do you remember back about I don't
Speaker 2: know about twenty episodes ago, thirty episodes when I was
Speaker 2: going for to meet my friend for brunch in Tribeca.
Speaker 2: I parked a car and the guy came running out
Speaker 2: of the building asking for fourteen dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He said he worked in that building and he
Speaker 3: had no money. He had to work a double shift. Right,
Speaker 3: he needed fourteen dollars to get back. I gave him.
Speaker 4: I gave him twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Was it Tom's River a sucker? Was it Tom's River
Speaker 3: somewhere in South Chers? I don't okay, Well, well, the
Speaker 3: slices can go back and listen and confirm.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if it's possible, but I might
Speaker 2: have gotten scammed by the same guy in different neighborhoods,
Speaker 2: So the same guy twice in different.
Speaker 3: Person I was down in the lower part of Manhattan
Speaker 3: and Tribeca. And then now this was now in the
Speaker 3: radio station's building, which is which in midtown on fifty
Speaker 3: fifth Street, sixty street blocks away.
Speaker 4: Yes, in the middle of Manhattan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and the building has a bench.
Speaker 2: Now you could sit your First of all, the thing
Speaker 2: is you're allowed to cross through. You could go you
Speaker 2: can go into the building on one end of the
Speaker 2: street and you come out to the other end of
Speaker 2: the street.
Speaker 3: It crosses in and it's open to the public walk.
Speaker 2: It's it's a it's a pass through. It's a public
Speaker 2: pass through. But I'm indoors. I'm in the building. I'm
Speaker 2: sitting on the bench. I'm waiting for I guess Sam
Speaker 2: to come out. We've gona drive home together. And this
Speaker 2: guy comes storming out of nowhere. It says, excuse me, Hey, hey, buddy,
Speaker 2: I need I need, I need your help. I work
Speaker 2: in this building. My name is Tyrone.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, now I don't remember if the first guy gave
Speaker 3: me his name that time. I don't remember this guy.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if the first guy was trying
Speaker 3: to get back to Red Bank or Tom's River. But
Speaker 3: check the guys checked the video. One of those Well,
Speaker 3: this guy's like, my name is Tyrone.
Speaker 2: I need and and I gotta get back to Tom's river.
Speaker 2: I got no money in my wallet, and they towed
Speaker 2: my car and I'm just getting up work. I told
Speaker 2: the last guy's car. So I'm like, I'm sitting there
Speaker 2: with you know, deja vous. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's the same Is this the same story. It can't
Speaker 2: be the same guy. It can't be. But this guy's
Speaker 2: name was Tyrone. I don't know what the guy's name
Speaker 2: is the first story.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't matter. It's probably not his real name anyway.
Speaker 3: And he anyway, he and the magic amount of money
Speaker 3: he needed was fourteen dollars to get back to Tom.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh my god. And then he goes,
Speaker 3: he adds, he follows up, and he goes, listen, he goes,
Speaker 3: I work in this building. He goes, I said, I
Speaker 3: do too.
Speaker 2: He goes, I'll you meet me here tomorrow at this
Speaker 2: time and I'll pay back. Now I'm looking at him,
Speaker 2: and I give him a really long stare. And the guy,
Speaker 2: you know, the guy had like business attire on. He
Speaker 2: was like well dressed.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, why wouldn't one of the odds that
Speaker 3: that was a scam, or I got scammed again, or
Speaker 3: these guys all use the same story again. Fourteen dollars,
Speaker 3: Tom's river towed my car, showed me his empty wallet,
Speaker 3: showed me his ID from the building. The only thing
Speaker 3: is that other guy worked at the building downtown, the
Speaker 3: City Court building, because that was the one in Tribeca.
Speaker 3: So the guy's showing me proof that he works here.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know what, I feel bad for this dude.
Speaker 3: I said, you know what, here's twenty dollars. I said,
Speaker 3: hey forward, I said, I don't want to meet you
Speaker 3: here tomorrow. Just do the right thing and pay it forward.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. You did it again. You got scammed again
Speaker 3: by my car. Was told guy, it couldn't be those
Speaker 3: it's a scam ring and they all have the same speech.
Speaker 3: It couldn't pay you the last time. Fourteen dollars is
Speaker 3: a great amount because it's like almost fifteen but not quite,
Speaker 3: and no one's walking around with a ten and four singles,
Speaker 3: so you're like, oh, it's almost fifteen. Oh I'll just
Speaker 3: give him twenty. I didn't know what nobody has fourteen
Speaker 3: dollars and he was he.
Speaker 2: Came on, he came on strong, saying that nobody, everybody,
Speaker 2: everybody's so mean and rude, and you know, and he's
Speaker 2: trying to just he just has to get back to
Speaker 2: Tom's River.
Speaker 3: And how is he parking his car in midtown if
Speaker 3: he works in that building in his car? Got told
Speaker 3: if he works in the building, he knows you can't
Speaker 3: park anywhere in Midtown on the street.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Brody again, I need to believe.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, please Scary give me a twenty every
Speaker 3: once in a while for putting up with this bullshit.
Speaker 3: You are the most gullible slices. If you're sitting back
Speaker 3: on it's Christmas miracle. He's such a good person, Brody,
Speaker 3: you're being mean. He's such he said, He's not generous.
Speaker 3: He's a sucker. I'm not a sucker. He got scammed.
Speaker 3: Scary doesn't donate to charities, He doesn't like help out
Speaker 3: at the homeless shelters, serving soup to people.
Speaker 2: Yes I do, y, Yes I did. I actually did
Speaker 2: pack sandwiches for three hours. Yeah, it was a morning
Speaker 2: show thing.
Speaker 4: You did it. I get that.
Speaker 3: It was nice of you to do that, but you
Speaker 3: get you got scammed. Look if you said to me, Brody,
Speaker 3: I saw a guy who needed money game twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: It's scary.
Speaker 4: You a great person.
Speaker 3: You got lied to and you believed it.
Speaker 2: What are the odds though, that that this is a scam?
Speaker 2: Because who couldn't be.
Speaker 3: It couldn't be. It's one to one. It's a scam.
Speaker 3: That's the scam. They all huddle up in the morning.
Speaker 3: You're like, all right, we're doing the fourteen dollar thing
Speaker 3: to South Jersey. Yep, got it?
Speaker 2: But do they? That's why I'm saying was just the
Speaker 2: same guy. But I don't think it was.
Speaker 3: I don't know, so I says, check check my facts
Speaker 3: from the h from twenty episodes ago. Whatever that was,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Anyway, this guy's name was Tyrone. He
Speaker 3: showed me his ID. It was fourteen dollars and he
Speaker 3: wanted to go to Tom's River. A train ticket from
Speaker 3: New York Penn Station to Red Bank, New Jersey is
Speaker 3: between ten and sixteen dollars. So that's true on the time. No,
Speaker 3: they they have to make it as truthful sounding as foss.
Speaker 4: What about Midtown? What about Midtown to Tom's River?
Speaker 3: That is Penn Station, You dumb fuck. You can't take
Speaker 3: it t.
Speaker 4: Midtown.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, No, that was Penn Station, Penn Station to
Speaker 3: Toms River.
Speaker 4: You did red Bank.
Speaker 3: Red Bank ticket from Penn Station to Tom's River, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, Well anyway, that was my thirty
Speaker 2: four dollars.
Speaker 4: Oh he needed more than twenty.
Speaker 3: If he was going there, that's the case, all right.
Speaker 3: Maybe he had a different route. No, maybe lying to you,
Speaker 3: why can't you get people better? Doubt who drives from
Speaker 3: Tom's River to Manhattan works in that building, which means
Speaker 3: he drives. He works there every day and leaves his
Speaker 3: car where he gets towed. That's not a thing tourists
Speaker 3: might park. They're not understanding the signs. You work in
Speaker 3: the building, you work in Manhattan. You know that you
Speaker 3: can't park on on crosstown streets in Midtown.
Speaker 4: You can't. It's all loading zones.
Speaker 3: There's no on street parking really, not on the on
Speaker 3: the cross streets, on the Avenue is there's some meters.
Speaker 3: Come on, now, come on, now, you are a sucker.
Speaker 3: You got plant a scamboney jingle. You got scambonied. You
Speaker 3: should have that ready.
Speaker 2: I didn't ready, But I don't think I got scambonied.
Speaker 3: I think that I did a good almost you got rebonied.
Speaker 3: It's not a scambony. I'm trying with bubble bonied. You
Speaker 3: got Eiffel Tower bonied. I'm sorry, London Bridge bonied.
Speaker 2: I need to believe the greater good in people that
Speaker 2: they're not gonna pull shit.
Speaker 3: Greater good.
Speaker 4: The guy was wearing a suit, all right.
Speaker 3: He's wearing a suit, yeah, that he bought for twenty
Speaker 3: dollars a pop. He's putting his twenty dollars he's financing.
Speaker 3: He looked like he belonged. He looked like he was
Speaker 3: a businessman in the building. The only thing I can
Speaker 3: see is if you came out, if you came out,
Speaker 3: if he came out of the turnstile, or if he
Speaker 3: came from across the other way, the other you know,
Speaker 3: out of the doorway. I don't know. You know what
Speaker 3: street you work on? Is there any parking on either
Speaker 3: street through the passway? I mean there's parking, but it's
Speaker 3: not on the street. Yeah, there is, there is on
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 2: You can park on the street, yeah, but you'll get towed, right,
Speaker 2: that's not parking. I think it's pretty feasible that he
Speaker 2: got he got towed Yeah, why don't you go back
Speaker 2: up to his office and talk to his coworkers.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know the answer to these questions.
Speaker 3: Right, he works in that building. Should said to him, Okay,
Speaker 3: show me your id, walk through the turnstiles, go through
Speaker 3: the turnstiles, show me your work here.
Speaker 4: Oh my, my, My idea was in the car, got toad.
Speaker 3: But there's ways to see. It's like when someone wants
Speaker 3: to sell you concert tickets outside of a concert and
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, I have extra tickets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would never buy those.
Speaker 3: See, that's a scam that I will walk me in,
Speaker 3: walk me in, Let me walk in with the tickets,
Speaker 3: and I'll pay you if I can't walk in on
Speaker 3: a pan. You if the guy doesn't go through the turnstiles,
Speaker 3: he doesn't fucking work there. You got scambony slices, leave talkbacks. Scary,
Speaker 3: the most gullible brick. Scary. You want to buy a bridge?
Speaker 3: My call was told I got to sell this bridge.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 3: I was gonna put the bridge in my car and
Speaker 3: take it back to Trenton, New Jersey, but I can't now,
Speaker 3: So you want to buy the Brooklyn Bridge for me? Scary?
Speaker 4: I also, wait till you hear what happened with me
Speaker 4: in toilet Brian.
Speaker 3: Remember toilet Brian. Yeah, he sleeps on a toilet all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 5: After this the Brooklyn Boys podcast, we will be right.
Speaker 3: Back before I forget it's Scarius. Since we're talking about Christmas,
Speaker 3: I have to call you out on something. Okay, we
Speaker 3: did slice time before Christmas. We did two of them.
Speaker 3: We did one after Christmas, and we did one before.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about what happened before they did
Speaker 3: the one before. Scary says to me, let's do the
Speaker 3: podcast at this time. Okay, he says. I. Then he
Speaker 3: texted me, I'm waiting for a delivery. Hold on, it's
Speaker 3: give me about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Okay, no problem.
Speaker 3: So then I go downstairs and I log in and whatever,
Speaker 3: and I go Scary ready to go. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I just fuck it. My delivery is not here. I go,
Speaker 3: what are you getting?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Food delivered? Because Scary gets food delivered a lot. He
Speaker 3: does grub, hob Uber, eats, whatever, Postmates, whatever, shit. He's
Speaker 3: always getting food delivered. He's a bachelor, you know. So
Speaker 3: he says, oh, the doorman's called me. I got a guy.
Speaker 3: I gotta go downstairs. What's the matter. He says, Uh,
Speaker 3: my wrapping paper is here. Yeah, what wrapping paper I got?
Speaker 3: I goes, I got wrapping paper? I go, what did
Speaker 3: you order an Amazon? Nope? Nope, I gotta go. I
Speaker 3: gotta go break, I go, I go, I guess I
Speaker 3: go ahead. He runs downstairs. He keeps me waiting out
Speaker 3: ten fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, comes back.
Speaker 3: I said, Scary, what what the what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I don't understand what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I ordered it? He goes, I ordered wrapping paper. I
Speaker 3: got it from like no wrapping paper Hub. No. So
Speaker 3: go ahead, Scary, tell everybody, well, how you got wrapping
Speaker 3: paper delivered to your apartment building a few days before Christmas?
Speaker 3: Uber eats. Uber eats has a delivery It's like they
Speaker 3: have a delivery service. So if you click on like
Speaker 3: like home care, there's appliances and things and groceries, there's
Speaker 3: a section that you can shop at CVS or Walgreens.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, fuck it, give me some of this
Speaker 4: wrapping paper. I need this right now. And now.
Speaker 2: I keep in mind we were recording Slice time. I
Speaker 2: had five things going on at once. I ran out
Speaker 2: of wrapping paper I figured, let's let let me do that,
Speaker 2: because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to it's lifetime
Speaker 2: because I would have had to go out. It was
Speaker 2: it was cold that night, it was raining. I think
Speaker 2: it was awful weather. So you know what, I'd rather
Speaker 2: show up to my, uh my apartment, and I got
Speaker 2: my I get my wrapping paper delivered to my doorm
Speaker 2: and I just wrote, go downstairs. He'd go down the elevator.
Speaker 2: I grabbed my wrapping paper and I'd come back up. Now,
Speaker 2: I mean maybe there was some added fees, you know,
Speaker 2: involved in the instead.
Speaker 3: Wrapping is Scary. Scary didn't realize that Christmas was coming.
Speaker 3: The date moves around all the time, Like I get
Speaker 3: it with Honkah, Like Hankakah was first time. Hankakah was
Speaker 3: Christmas this year? But Christmas is always a twenty fifth.
Speaker 3: How do you not know you're gonna need wrapping paper?
Speaker 2: Before I had wrapping paper, I ran out. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that the role was so much was coming to
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 3: So Scary is such a boogie bastard. He had Uber
Speaker 3: deliver him wrapping paper. That is the world Scary lives
Speaker 3: in well. Wrapping paper itself was like four dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then the uber I guess I tipped the guy
Speaker 3: three dollars. Uh huh, so seven bucks and there was
Speaker 3: some tax there and it was a which was delivery
Speaker 3: fee was like two dollars. I don't know. I might
Speaker 3: have paid double for the wrapping paper. Well, it sounds
Speaker 3: like you're up to at least nine ten dollars. The
Speaker 3: point is scarce. I can't do the podcast yet. My
Speaker 3: my wrapping paper is being delivered.
Speaker 4: Well, everyone DOWNSTA doesn't get it. I don't want someone
Speaker 4: to steal it.
Speaker 3: You know. You know what it reminded me of so
Speaker 3: a long time ago when I was a manager of Starbucks,
Speaker 3: I worked in It's a location. I don't think it's
Speaker 3: there anymore. It was the first Starbucks in New York State.
Speaker 3: You're talking to the right now. The person talking sold
Speaker 3: the first frappuccino in New York State, me, David Brody. So,
Speaker 3: I don't know how well you know Great Neck. But
Speaker 3: Long Island, if you're not familiar with the area, is
Speaker 3: a very long peninsula. It's Brooklyn, Queens and then the
Speaker 3: rest of it they called Long Island. It's like a
Speaker 3: pean It's very big, but on the on the shore,
Speaker 3: like on the north part and the south part, because
Speaker 3: it's on the water that tends to be where rich
Speaker 3: people live.
Speaker 4: And the further you.
Speaker 3: Go out right and Long Island has peninsulas like these
Speaker 3: giant areas that shoot up north and south off the island,
Speaker 3: which creates Watts Scary, More Beachfront, More Wat Part and
Speaker 3: Glen Cove and right, so great King's Point and Great
Speaker 3: Great Okay, thank you for mentioning it. King's Point. So
Speaker 3: Great Neck is an affluent neighborhood on a peninsula. However,
Speaker 3: the tip of Great Neck is so rich it's got
Speaker 3: its own name, King's Point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the tip of the rich.
Speaker 3: This is where movie stars, famous people, billionaires live King's Point.
Speaker 3: And because I was a manager of Starbucks, obviously affluent people.
Speaker 3: This is when Starbucks was only opening up in rich neighborhoods.
Speaker 3: This is a long time ago, a fucking long time ago.
Speaker 3: So Starbucks originally when they came to New York, only
Speaker 3: opened up in rich neighborhoods in New Jersey where I opened,
Speaker 3: by the way, I opened up the first two stores
Speaker 3: in New Jersey as well, Thank you very much. And
Speaker 3: Ridgewood and Westfield were the first two anyway. So I'm
Speaker 3: in Great Neck. We're already rich people are shopping. But
Speaker 3: all the kids that work this scary. All the people
Speaker 3: I hired were like high school kids working at Starbucks. Sure,
Speaker 3: it was before they were like adults working there. It
Speaker 3: was a new thing. And it was all part time kids, right.
Speaker 3: And all the kids were rich, sure, rich, but they
Speaker 3: were raised properly to have jobs. Even though they were rich.
Speaker 3: They were like, you have to have a job. You
Speaker 3: have to work after school, you have to have a job.
Speaker 3: So the kids would get driven to work in Jaguars
Speaker 3: and Porsches and Mercedes bands. Sure. And I'm like this
Speaker 3: kid from Brooklyn at the time, managing the Starbucks people
Speaker 3: kids in Kings Park. This is before Uber and Lyft
Speaker 3: used to pay car service. You guys, remember what car
Speaker 3: service was. It was just like you call a company
Speaker 3: that had cars before in a time before Uber, Right,
Speaker 3: they would pay. And I don't know why I didn't
Speaker 3: think of this as a service because I'd be rich now.
Speaker 3: They would pay car services to come to Starbucks this
Speaker 3: is in the nineties and pick up the order, yeah,
Speaker 3: and drive it back to them and their mansions in
Speaker 3: King's Park in a time before King's Park, and right
Speaker 3: King's Park, King is King's Park or Kings Park, I
Speaker 3: don't know, yeah, King's Park. And so I was like,
Speaker 3: what a bunch of bougie bastards. They're paying a car
Speaker 3: service because they were either like, you know, it's like
Speaker 3: a Saturday night and they were like, oh, you know
Speaker 3: they had like a sleepover.
Speaker 4: They didn't, they weren't old enough to drive whatever.
Speaker 3: They just were like, oh, let's pay a car service
Speaker 3: when that wasn't a thing scary. Instead of making fun
Speaker 3: of them in the nineties, if I had said, what
Speaker 3: a great idea, have a company that delivers food to
Speaker 3: you that they don't. They're not work for the restaurant.
Speaker 3: They're just a company that drives cars. I could be
Speaker 3: a billionaire and now of these rich kids. For all
Speaker 3: I know, these rich kids could have been the ones
Speaker 3: who had the idea. But they used to pay people
Speaker 3: to go get them coffee.
Speaker 2: And that's and that's even worse. It's like you're talking
Speaker 2: about coffee. They got coffee makers at their rich houses.
Speaker 2: They got rich coffee makers, they got big, big ass
Speaker 2: coffee makers, but they would rather order Starbucks and have
Speaker 2: it paid for delivery.
Speaker 3: Hilarious.
Speaker 4: And this is this is before. This is the nineties.
Speaker 3: People didn't have home espresso machines. They wanted a cappuccino,
Speaker 3: so these kids, or they wanted a frappuccino.
Speaker 2: So they still call car service acam car service. The
Speaker 2: rich people had cappuccino machines in the nineties.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know, but they were ahead of their time.
Speaker 4: They were.
Speaker 3: This is why rich people stay rich and people like
Speaker 3: us make fun of them going on put the boogie best.
Speaker 2: They do that all the time for everything people order. Well,
Speaker 2: you listen, you know me, I'm a man of convenience.
Speaker 2: I love a good people. I love a good short cut.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I don't have to wait online and
Speaker 2: somebody I could pay somebody to wait online for me
Speaker 2: to do something great, I'm in time is money man.
Speaker 3: But if to get it at a fast food place,
Speaker 3: we have to go back up to the counter to
Speaker 3: get your food, he would call Uber Eats to go
Speaker 3: to the counter for him and bring it to his table.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a big there's there's a big controversy
Speaker 2: right now in New York City with the whole with
Speaker 2: the reservation system with these restaurants. A lot of the
Speaker 2: restaurants they you know, they all get kind of bought
Speaker 2: up by these bots. They kind of like there's a
Speaker 2: problem with it. They want to get this room scalp.
Speaker 2: But restaurants they want, right, they want they want all
Speaker 2: the big restaurant reservations, these big restaurants, all the hard
Speaker 2: to get ones, you know, they're all just taken very quickly.
Speaker 3: So now you have a chance to buy reservations, so
Speaker 3: someone gets it for you and then you pay that
Speaker 3: person for the reservation.
Speaker 2: It's like a third party these third party apps. So
Speaker 2: like I can actually if I want, if I really
Speaker 2: want to eat a Carbone tonight or Torresi or these big,
Speaker 2: you know restaurants, with these high fallutint uh restaurant waiting lists,
Speaker 2: I can probably bulldoze my way into a Carbone eight
Speaker 2: o'clock for four people and pay a premium for that reservation.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Now they're trying to do away with it in February.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to happen or not.
Speaker 4: But whatever.
Speaker 2: Anyway, point is, if you if there's something out there,
Speaker 2: a service that is is or something that's highly coveted,
Speaker 2: people find a way to pay to get it. Look
Speaker 2: at theater tickets, look at look at uh any pretty
Speaker 2: much anything you want to get.
Speaker 4: Your hands on.
Speaker 2: Experiences, one of a kind experiences. People will pay a
Speaker 2: premium and people will pay other people.
Speaker 3: To get that done for them. There's it's a thing
Speaker 3: called the concierge service where rich people will say they'll
Speaker 3: pay a month for or membership fee, and then like, look,
Speaker 3: I want to make sure that I go see the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl. Get me the tickets. I don't care how you,
Speaker 3: I don't care what it costs. Get me the health
Speaker 3: knows somebody who does that.
Speaker 2: Right, craziness Yeah so so yeah. I mean, listen, that's
Speaker 2: not my world. But when it comes to when it
Speaker 2: comes to wanting to record a slice, time for the slices,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to be inconvenience for twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: I'm going to pay the extra four dollars to have
Speaker 2: someone delivered me by wrapping paper.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, why not? Hey? Speaking of carbone, I sometimes
Speaker 3: crack myself up on other people's stupidity. But you know,
Speaker 3: carbone is spelled car bone bona carbone. Okay. I watched
Speaker 3: Instagram reel a reel, and it was a girl who
Speaker 3: was talking about the food and carbone and how she
Speaker 3: spent two hundred dollars on dinner for her and for
Speaker 3: she and her partner, for her and her partner. And
Speaker 3: so this person writes two on dollar. Are you sure
Speaker 3: you went to carbon l O L C A R
Speaker 3: B O N. Of course they spelled it right, So
Speaker 3: I wrote back, I don't want to correct you, but
Speaker 3: Carbon is a copy hio. Yeah, it's not the same restaurant,
Speaker 3: and like it's just a copy. That's hilarious, I thought,
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna get go ahead.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'll tell you about toilet Brian a little bit.
Speaker 3: But but what were you going to?
Speaker 4: You have something short that you wanted.
Speaker 3: To get into. Yeah, something something short, something short. I
Speaker 3: wanted to ask you. Uh uh, you know when you
Speaker 3: call people out, when you correct people, what's the rule?
Speaker 4: Make sure that you're right right?
Speaker 3: Rule number one? Correcting people be correct. So I'm in
Speaker 3: a Facebook group and it's about uh, it's it's an
Speaker 3: eighties metal group, right, eighties hairbands and whatnot? I do. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 3: someone puts up a meme and it's a guy leaning
Speaker 3: against his car. It's a seventy nine Firebird, and it says, hey, babe,
Speaker 3: you want to go for a ride in my seventy
Speaker 3: nine Firebird and listen to some Motley Crue. And it's
Speaker 3: a guy with a mullet. And the joke is like,
Speaker 3: this guy looks like the kind of guy who would
Speaker 3: say that. Right, that's why it's a meme. So this
Speaker 3: person writes, I don't think that timeline's correct. I don't
Speaker 3: even remember hearing about Motley Crue until after nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 3: so that can't be possible.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, that this guy with a.
Speaker 3: Seventy nine Firebird would want to hear Motley Crue. So,
Speaker 3: first of all, Motley Crue's first album came out eighty one,
Speaker 3: so this person doesn't even know Motley Crue. But second
Speaker 3: of all, scary, why couldn't you own a seventy nine
Speaker 3: Firebird in nineteen eighty one? You could, you could. You
Speaker 3: could also have had one in nineteen eighty four or
Speaker 3: eighty six. Right, This person is correcting the meme, going, no, no,
Speaker 3: there was no Motley Crue when this guy had a
Speaker 3: seventy nine Firebird. I could have a seventy nine firebird today.
Speaker 3: It's an idiot. Idiot. That's an idiot. That's an idiot.
Speaker 3: This guy thought he was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: show my knowledge of Motley Crue that they weren't around
Speaker 3: in seventy nine. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Speaker 3: Idiots that didn't say brand new seventy nine. Here's another one. Okay,
Speaker 3: In the pizza group I'm in, this guy writes, someone
Speaker 3: puts up a slice of pizza from a pizza place,
Speaker 3: and this guy writes, tried it once. That was enough
Speaker 3: for me. So the next person comments and says, well,
Speaker 3: did you like it? What are the possible outcomes of
Speaker 3: somebody writing I tried it once that was enough for me?
Speaker 3: Does that sound like a glowing review?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: He fucking loved it.
Speaker 3: No, I loved it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to me, that's why I never had it again?
Speaker 3: Right, right enough?
Speaker 2: That's enough for me. If I like something, I want
Speaker 2: it again and again and again. That's human nature. If
Speaker 2: I love it, I don't go yeah, I never have
Speaker 2: to have that again. That was too delicious.
Speaker 3: Well did you like it?
Speaker 4: Give you one more?
Speaker 3: Give me?
Speaker 4: This is the intellect of the internet. Okay.
Speaker 3: This person in the same pizza group put up a
Speaker 3: picture of Kirkland brand pizza from right from Costco, Kirkland
Speaker 3: ten dollar pizza ten dollar by but they wrote the
Speaker 3: word ten then the dollar sign ten dollar pizza not bad.
Speaker 4: Don't be a h a t t er.
Speaker 3: A hatter, Yeah, don't be a hatter.
Speaker 4: Don't be a mad hatter. Don't be a hatter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good advice. Don't don't be a hatter. And then
Speaker 3: everybody was putting up hat puns. But yeah, don't be
Speaker 3: a hatter, scary idiots.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, you're good.
Speaker 3: I got one more. Okay, since you asked, somebody put
Speaker 3: up a picture of Yankee Stadium, an aerial shot of
Speaker 3: Yankee Stadium. Yeah. I don't know if you could see
Speaker 3: that right, see the picture. Yeah, and the and the
Speaker 3: old Yankee Stadium right next to it. So they were
Speaker 3: building one while they were tearing down the other one,
Speaker 3: you know whatever. Once upon it, this is what the
Speaker 3: post was. Once upon a time, there were two Yankee
Speaker 3: stadiums for a moment in time. No, there wasn't. They
Speaker 3: were never both opened at the same time. That's not
Speaker 3: the point. Listen the way he wrote it. Once upon
Speaker 3: a time, Yeah, there were two Yankee stadiums for a
Speaker 3: moment in time.
Speaker 4: I think you could end it at two Yankee stadiums.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bitt Once upon a time there were
Speaker 3: two Yankee stadiums for a moment in time. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is who's out. Get them off the Internet and more importantly,
Speaker 3: get me off the Internet. I got one more for you.
Speaker 3: A video scary. It was a video from Friends, and
Speaker 3: it was It was a scene where Jennifer Aniston is
Speaker 3: talking to Ross. He runs up the stairs and then
Speaker 3: he falls down the stairs and gets injured. It looks
Speaker 3: like he falls down the stairs, except he wasn't supposed
Speaker 3: to fall down the stairs in the script. So what
Speaker 3: they did was Ross ran up the fake stairs and
Speaker 3: they threw a dummy down the stairs dressed like Ross,
Speaker 3: and Jennifer an screamed.
Speaker 4: She thought.
Speaker 3: She was like, oh my god, are you okay? And
Speaker 3: they kept it in the show because they wanted her
Speaker 3: natural reaction. So they pretended he fell down the stairs
Speaker 3: to get her natural reaction of him falling down the stairs.
Speaker 3: So the video in Big Font Rachel's reaction was real.
Speaker 3: Nobody told her that this was the scene, right, That's
Speaker 3: why her reaction is real. The first comment I heard.
Speaker 3: They surprised Jennifer Anderston with the scene so they would
Speaker 3: get a real reaction from her. Has anyone else heard this?
Speaker 3: That's the video.
Speaker 2: That's the video, right, the video, and it explains it
Speaker 2: right there, right there.
Speaker 3: And then someone wrote I've just recently heard the same thing.
Speaker 3: I wonder where it was. Oh yeah, the fucking caption
Speaker 3: on the front of the video. So I didn't have
Speaker 3: to comment. I love these people, okay, one last one,
Speaker 3: one last one, because it's it's the same theory. I'm
Speaker 3: in a rock group, as I mentioned, and they're showing
Speaker 3: the band, whether you know the band or not as irrelevant,
Speaker 3: but it's the band. Molly Hatchet Ha had a song
Speaker 3: called Flirting with Disaster. They were a big band in
Speaker 3: the seventies, and it's a picture of all six members
Speaker 3: of the band and then next to their next to
Speaker 3: their pictures, it shows you the year that the day
Speaker 3: they died. Okay, it shows all six members are dead.
Speaker 3: This person writes they're still touring with the current but
Speaker 3: the current band has no one from the original lineup.
Speaker 4: Well no, shits Sherlock.
Speaker 3: They all died, right, So so I wrote, that's that's
Speaker 3: really fucking helpful information.
Speaker 4: Since this post is about how they're all dead.
Speaker 3: This person's complaining that they goes, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you know this, but no one in the band is
Speaker 3: in the band anymore from the original band because they're dead.
Speaker 3: The post is about them being dead. People don't read,
Speaker 3: they don't read.
Speaker 4: My brain hurts. My brain hurts.
Speaker 3: How badly is it with Si and Rody? What you
Speaker 3: want one more? I'll give you one less one. I'll
Speaker 3: call this segment dumb people on Facebook. You know, when
Speaker 3: you're on Facebook, and sometimes it's like a row of
Speaker 3: reels and like you can click them. I feel like
Speaker 3: sometimes it's a quiz or a roller coaster or a
Speaker 3: math quiz. Like if you click on one of them
Speaker 3: and I've told you this, then your algorithm starts giving
Speaker 3: you more and more videos like that. Okay, this one
Speaker 3: popped up and it says, what is the only country
Speaker 3: that can be spelled using just one row of an
Speaker 3: English keyboard? Uh?
Speaker 4: Just one row? Like it's gotta be the same row.
Speaker 3: Yeah, about the issue, I'll give you the answer. It's Peru. Okay,
Speaker 3: but this person, Stanley, he writes, so somebody wrote Europe
Speaker 3: because you can write Europe the top line, not a country,
Speaker 3: it's a person wrote. The answer is Alaska. Europe is
Speaker 3: a continent, not a country. Scary.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, Alaska is a state. Thank you, idiot
Speaker 2: idiots like duh, it's Alaska. Europe is not a continent,
Speaker 2: it was a continent. Okay, that hilariously ironically stupid is
Speaker 2: what I wrote. Wow, people, Okay, Well you want to
Speaker 2: hear something. You want to hear something dumb that happened.
Speaker 2: I don't mean I'm still trying to make some sense
Speaker 2: of it. But you know, while I was in Miami
Speaker 2: for for y one hundred jingle Ball, I get a
Speaker 2: call on Friday morning. Now my buddy toilet Brian, great
Speaker 2: friend of mine, my whole my whole life.
Speaker 3: You know, Brian's great guy. We love him. Radio dude
Speaker 3: good Man lives in Chicago occasionally comes to visit.
Speaker 4: Timing was timing was poor.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He came to visit and I wasn't around, So I said,
Speaker 2: don't worry about it, just you could crush it in
Speaker 2: my place. Not not a big not a big issue,
Speaker 2: you know, because we know each other like that. So
Speaker 2: he used my apartment while I was gone. And again
Speaker 2: timing was unfortunate, but he had the flight booked.
Speaker 3: Did you tell him how to turn the Yeah? Yeah
Speaker 3: yeah he.
Speaker 2: Has to call out and ask his best friends Alexa
Speaker 2: and Siri. So yeah, my my my house is on
Speaker 2: you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: We have that when I stood in the dark in
Speaker 3: your apartment exactly. So Thursday he comes in Thursday. And
Speaker 3: then Friday morning, as I'm getting off the air, I
Speaker 3: got a phone call from the building management here in
Speaker 3: my condo complex. Oh was your was your was your
Speaker 3: toilet paper being delivered? Yeah? It was uh a guy
Speaker 3: that I never hear from from corporate, Like, oh, why
Speaker 3: is he calling me?
Speaker 4: He's like, hey, Anthony. I'm like, yeah, well, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 3: Were you shitting the brick about maybe thinking about maybe
Speaker 3: getting fired? What do you mean, like your buddy, the
Speaker 3: traffic the person on the air in l got fired
Speaker 3: during I was yeah, pretty much that. But except that
Speaker 3: time of year. Bro? Why am I?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But why why am I hearing from the condo guy?
Speaker 4: That's weird? He never calls me?
Speaker 3: Yeah cond guy. I thought he said corporate, like the
Speaker 3: ide corporate.
Speaker 4: The corporate condo guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not not that, not the super not the people behind,
Speaker 2: not the front desk.
Speaker 3: Oh you got an edible arrangement. No, none of that.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, Anthony, hey, do you you have
Speaker 2: a guest staying with you?
Speaker 3: I said yes.
Speaker 2: He goes, okay, Well, we're still trying to piece the
Speaker 2: footage together from last night, from two o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: but we have all this footage of a guy who
Speaker 2: got off at the wrong floor apparently, and he used
Speaker 2: the key to open up the wrong the wrong floors,
Speaker 2: but what looked like your apartment, but it was in
Speaker 2: the same line, but it was on a different floor.
Speaker 2: He tried to use it, well, he did use it,
Speaker 2: and then it wouldn't work. No, no, So he tried
Speaker 2: to use it and he I guess something happened caused
Speaker 2: a commotion. He basically he goes, yeah, he goes, and
Speaker 2: his face was bleeding. I'm like, what, So all these
Speaker 2: things start going through my mind. I said, so what happened?
Speaker 2: He well, we got the video, you know. The tenant
Speaker 2: from that unit came out saw that the guy was
Speaker 2: like kind of wobbling and stumbling and didn't know where
Speaker 2: he was. They called the paramedics, the ambulance and they
Speaker 2: escorted him to what The last we have is a
Speaker 2: video of him going into your unit, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, thank god he found his way.
Speaker 4: I said, that was my boy. I said, so what happened?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So, like several hours later, Brian calls me and he's like, dude,
Speaker 2: I said, dude, I already know. I says, this video
Speaker 2: of you all over the place of trying to get
Speaker 2: into my building, trying to getting over at the wrong.
Speaker 4: Floor, and your face was bloodied. I said, what happened?
Speaker 3: He goes, well, I thought, I ubered home and he
Speaker 3: looked at his He looked at his you know, Uber transactions,
Speaker 3: and there was not one transaction in there, which means
Speaker 3: when he went into Hoboken to hang out to his
Speaker 3: friends to drink, he ended up walking home. But he
Speaker 3: also took a lot more steps than usual, meaning like.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, he walked home, He walked to your place.
Speaker 2: From he walked from my place to Hoboken and then
Speaker 2: from Hoboken walked back to my place at like one
Speaker 2: two in.
Speaker 3: The morning, when he should have I know, he walked.
Speaker 3: He walked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he walked from Hoboken to Jersey City and tell
Speaker 2: people where you live.
Speaker 3: That's okay. People know I live in Jersey City. But
Speaker 3: the problem is he doesn't know.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know how he got blood on it or
Speaker 2: how he got you know, his his nose was hurting him.
Speaker 2: So we deduced. We deduced he did not get into
Speaker 2: a fight. He did not get into a fight. He
Speaker 2: must have been walking home and he tripped and he
Speaker 2: fell because he's got scratches and scrapes that looked like,
Speaker 2: you know, kind of like scratch across the pavement. But
Speaker 2: luckily nothing else happened to him.
Speaker 3: But poor guy, you know, and then he was all rattled,
Speaker 3: and I guess he was upset, and I don't know.
Speaker 2: He went home a day early. He was like, I'm
Speaker 2: just catching a flight back. I got got out of here.
Speaker 2: But so I feel so bad for him. Man, he's
Speaker 2: he's one of my closest friends.
Speaker 3: But can you imagine, just are you sure he didn't
Speaker 3: trip in your apartment because he couldn't get lights to
Speaker 3: go on. That's what I'm no, no, no, that the
Speaker 3: they have the camera footage, the surveillance, but yeah, they
Speaker 3: It's just I don't know what to say other than
Speaker 3: can you this is why.
Speaker 4: I don't drink.
Speaker 3: And by the way, if I hadn't been out with him,
Speaker 3: I would have. You want me to chip in fizz drinks,
Speaker 3: which I'm not doing. I never, but thin, I never.
Speaker 4: I'm never not here for him.
Speaker 3: I felt bad. I was in Florida, I mean, getting
Speaker 3: this call at ten o'clock in the morning, was like,
Speaker 3: huh you know, and they're like, no, no worries the no,
Speaker 3: no crimes were committed.
Speaker 2: It was no, there's no blood on your sheets. No,
Speaker 2: oh no nothing, no, but no. Estella was here, she
Speaker 2: cleaned everything. But but no, Brian, couldn't you have Why
Speaker 2: couldn't you have your housekeeper go out and get your
Speaker 2: wrapping paper? Brian said, shut up, you dick. Brian said that,
Speaker 2: Uh no, He's like, no, that everything's fine. He goes
Speaker 2: it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: Uh, oh my god, oh my god. But he he
Speaker 3: also suspects maybe something might have been put in his drink,
Speaker 3: because he never gets like that. He doesn't remember, he
Speaker 3: doesn't remember walking home. He only had a couple of drinks,
Speaker 3: and he's not a big was his belt unbuckled he'd
Speaker 3: been talking about here. I'm saying he never had his
Speaker 3: money in his pocket. He was he mugged, No, he
Speaker 3: was not. Everything's fine. He he didn't and he's not
Speaker 3: a belligerent guy either, so it's not like he got
Speaker 3: into a fight. No, No, he's not that type of
Speaker 3: not that guy.
Speaker 2: But he he thinks that maybe, you know, something could
Speaker 2: have been some foul play, putting something put in his
Speaker 2: drink where he could just blacked out, does not remember
Speaker 2: coming home.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: You have you ever gotten to that level?
Speaker 3: Scary? I've never been drunk, We've a stablish is.
Speaker 4: Never ever ever in your life.
Speaker 3: No, really, I've been in the club getting tipsy. I've
Speaker 3: been shaboozied a little, but it was not.
Speaker 2: One time I was at Webster Hall where I had
Speaker 2: like two drinks and I felt like I'm so obliterated.
Speaker 4: Scary. A ice slide.
Speaker 3: We were at some event at a mole and there
Speaker 3: was an apple teenie slide. They would pull apple teenis
Speaker 3: down this ice sculpture and you put your mouth at
Speaker 3: the bottom of it. Yeah, and you were You were
Speaker 3: toasted after like two apple tini shots. You are a lightweight, yeah,
Speaker 3: but have you ever seen me drunk? No or anything,
Speaker 3: But there was one.
Speaker 2: There was just one time where I went to Webster
Speaker 2: Hall and I got so shitty and it was only
Speaker 2: two drinks, so I'm like, someone put something in my drink.
Speaker 3: Had to have waight, you're a lightweight. There A big
Speaker 3: joke on the morning show used to be Apple teenis
Speaker 3: would thank you. Yeah, But listen, there's there's there's a
Speaker 3: feeling of drunk, and then there's a feeling of being
Speaker 3: run over by mac truck and like that you are
Speaker 3: almost you know, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Back in the Webster Hall days? This is pre Joe
Speaker 3: Rogan gummies? Right, so you know there was no dummies. No,
Speaker 3: I wasn't doing anything else. I wasn't taking any drugs.
Speaker 3: You know, did you leave me Joe Rogan? He's around
Speaker 3: for Bryant to sign. Somebody serving me a Bill Cosbopolitan.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the case. Like, oh, let's let's
Speaker 3: slip something and he's a famous radio guy. Let's let's
Speaker 3: get him from Bill Cosby. He was a funny man. No,
Speaker 3: he's he.
Speaker 4: Now I can't look at him the same way anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, speaking of Bill Cosby, scary. I have audio
Speaker 3: I want to play a clip from I have a
Speaker 3: bunch of audio clips but this one I have to
Speaker 3: play now coming out of the Bill Cosby conversation. If
Speaker 3: you can hear this, tell me what this guy's name is,
Speaker 3: DoD Huh, what's his name? Todd re here?
Speaker 2: Todd reebe, Todd Reeby here, Todd Rapie, Todd Rapie, Tod
Speaker 2: reape here again. I hear repe But okay, it's close,
Speaker 2: Todd repe Hold on here, Tod Reapy here again?
Speaker 3: Okay, white question, why haven't you called my office? Okay?
Speaker 3: So why read here again to ask why are you
Speaker 3: a question? Why haven't you called my office? Because if
Speaker 3: your name sounds like Tom Rapie, you shouldn't be saying
Speaker 3: it on the radio. I'm not trusting him. He's like, yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: listen again again to ask, Yeah, that's an unfortunate name.
Speaker 3: Why haven't you called this office? Because your name is
Speaker 3: Todd Rapie? Like that's a nickname you give the.
Speaker 4: Kid in high school who's kind of creepy.
Speaker 3: Hey, DoD Reapy here again to ask Todd creepy, like
Speaker 3: creepy to Todd, there's rapey, Todd, it's Todd creepy. His
Speaker 3: name is Todd Rapie. I don't care if it's rippy.
Speaker 3: It sounds like rape anyway. Uh, can I play a
Speaker 3: little more audio? We have to tod. This is sports
Speaker 3: commentators saying things that sound dirty.
Speaker 5: And as you continue to think about this growing here
Speaker 5: for Jordan Luck, expect some ball handling.
Speaker 3: That's Tom Brady talking about the quarterback of the Packers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well I'll.
Speaker 4: Tell you that you will.
Speaker 5: For you to think about it's growing here for Jordan Luck,
Speaker 5: expect some ball handling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he injured, is growing, so expects them ball handling.
Speaker 3: There's a whole compilation on TikTok which is hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've seen that.
Speaker 4: I feel like we should play the whole thing if
Speaker 4: you have it.
Speaker 3: Uh, let me give you a couple more his uh
Speaker 3: his another football clip up there and took him on
Speaker 3: and stopped him in his tracks.
Speaker 5: Overall, they've been yanking the chain, but they haven't come
Speaker 5: in that often they Have'll.
Speaker 3: Be curious to know how many times they actually came.
Speaker 4: On the bricks.
Speaker 3: Taking the chain. Haven't come that often. So so so
Speaker 3: the other guy on the stands what he said, It
Speaker 3: makes this comment there you've got your chain akin, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's you see that. Oh my god, that's my fault. Well,
Speaker 3: that's my fault. You.
Speaker 6: You know, you've kind of threw it out there and
Speaker 6: the word, the word was in the atmosphere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said chang yankin, So I'm gonna say chan yankin.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, let me, I think I found it. Let
Speaker 3: me get this here. It's the common. Then he pulls out.
Speaker 4: You have to like when there's a guy coming right
Speaker 4: in your face and he just sits in there and
Speaker 4: delivers it. Got guys coming down his face.
Speaker 6: Feeling is the cowboys probably coming right down their.
Speaker 4: Throats, Tyroll Williams.
Speaker 6: He beats the too, thrusts to get it in Binds
Speaker 6: has been coming all night long. But then he pulls
Speaker 6: out and and it's just hard. It's been a while
Speaker 6: since he's seen a hole that big. He almost didn't
Speaker 6: know what to do, got five inches on him.
Speaker 3: But that's great. Yeah, Hey, a whole bunch of Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've heard the baseball one, so that that's a football one.
Speaker 3: Speaking of dirty words, do we have time for this?
Speaker 3: Because I got I want to play something and and
Speaker 3: and take calls. So right after this some dirty audio
Speaker 3: that isn't dirty apparently, Oh really? Okay, Yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: wait with Bertie and scary. Now you you uh? Is
Speaker 3: your audio connected to your soundboard? There?
Speaker 4: Didn't you hear the clip I played?
Speaker 3: Yeh?
Speaker 4: It sounded great. Okay, so wout your question?
Speaker 3: Took it up grade. I can't believe I I whatt
Speaker 3: a fifty dollars Votecaster one which allows me to plug
Speaker 3: in this expensive microphone that I have now from from
Speaker 3: uh like they using like we had in the radio show.
Speaker 3: I love this and it allows me to play audio
Speaker 3: off my phone.
Speaker 4: It was fifty bucks. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 4: Less than you was?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? Pretty much. So I saw a TikTok video
Speaker 3: and this girl is talking about well, she's talking about
Speaker 3: how she referred to an older woman slices. You're gonna
Speaker 3: have to forgive me. I'm gonna refer to the sea
Speaker 3: word as much as I can without saying the sea word,
Speaker 3: but you're gonna hear the sea word being said, and
Speaker 3: apparently scary the sea word now scary.
Speaker 4: What can you tell me about the sea word?
Speaker 3: C unt?
Speaker 4: What can you tell me about what you think think
Speaker 4: of that word?
Speaker 3: Like? What does that word mean to you?
Speaker 2: It's reserved for special occasions, that's for sure of course,
Speaker 2: what else can you tell me? Most it makes most
Speaker 2: women cringe, but I have heard women use it to
Speaker 2: call other women that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, if you said it to your girlfriend, that'd
Speaker 3: be like the ultimate, like, how dare you get me that?
Speaker 2: I don't think in the fifteen years i've been with
Speaker 2: my girlfriend, she's heard me say that word out loud, right, movie,
Speaker 2: I've used it once or twice in that time.
Speaker 3: Slices, I want you to think about female slices, male slices,
Speaker 3: men slices. You can leave us talk back. How would
Speaker 3: your wife react if you called her this or since she.
Speaker 4: Was acting that way, oh, called it to her? Yeah,
Speaker 4: my girlfriend?
Speaker 3: That if the significant other in your life called you
Speaker 3: that word in an argument or like you know what,
Speaker 3: you're a No, I've used the word in front of her,
Speaker 3: but not to her or about her. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I appreciate that, all right, So I want you to
Speaker 3: hear this. All this of this girl I guess. I
Speaker 3: guess she's in her twenties. I don't know.
Speaker 4: She came up in my for you page.
Speaker 3: I was scrolling and uh, this is the video talking
Speaker 3: about because the word was on the screen, and that's
Speaker 3: why I stopped. I was like, why why, I don't understand.
Speaker 3: That word's a terrible word. So here's her explaining it
Speaker 3: that she called an older woman this word. Hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, let me opening the video. Play here we go.
Speaker 3: I was talking about that one lady. I told her
Speaker 3: she was coumty, which is like a risky thing to
Speaker 3: tell someone who's not gen Z because every other person
Speaker 3: thinks that kind of is like a mean and bad thing.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, like, you're giving, you're giving.
Speaker 3: I was talking about, Okay, so what are you giving?
Speaker 3: She called an older woman the C word, and she says,
Speaker 3: if you're not gen Z, it's a bad word. But
Speaker 3: if you are gen Z, it means you're giving, like
Speaker 3: you're a giving person. I guess you like you're like,
Speaker 3: in other words, the vagina is a nurturing, life creating thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: I get all right, So that the word gen z
Speaker 3: is now using that word as a compliment. Really, I
Speaker 3: looked up. I looked up on Urban Dictionary what the
Speaker 3: word cunty means. Cunt wa god sexy, iconic epic never
Speaker 3: been done before. Someone looks really effing good, you say, bitch,
Speaker 3: you are so cunty.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So that's a comment.
Speaker 3: Hold on a word used to define something that is
Speaker 3: very bad, bitch esque, very fierce, very cool. An outfit
Speaker 3: can be described as this, a person, a photo, anything
Speaker 3: Her fit looks so cunty. Are these photos cunty? No?
Speaker 3: Come on, No, no, you're not.
Speaker 4: You're fucking around me now.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: The urban dictionary.
Speaker 2: I want to see. I haven't seen this though used
Speaker 2: in socie. Have you seen this used on TikTok reels?
Speaker 2: TikTok's are reels.
Speaker 3: This girl no who I don't follow.
Speaker 4: But she was a little recalcitrant about using.
Speaker 3: The words no.
Speaker 4: She said, you have to be careful using it to
Speaker 4: get to old people. The thing is yeah.
Speaker 2: But she was self aware, which means that she still
Speaker 2: thinks it has a connotation. I want to see people
Speaker 2: just using it in everyday colloquial. What she's saying is,
Speaker 2: I can call my classmates other people. I know it's
Speaker 2: a compliment, but older people don't know it's a compliment.
Speaker 3: It's giving.
Speaker 4: When you say something, I know it's giving.
Speaker 3: I know that I know about that one. It's no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying the word giving. I'm saying she's saying
Speaker 3: the word. The sea word is means giving, Like if
Speaker 3: you say something, Oh, you're a you're a you're giving giving? Right,
Speaker 3: let her cook, Let her cook eat no crumbs?
Speaker 6: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Now? Now you can tell Robert that she's a sea word.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she that's the name of our episode.
Speaker 3: See you next Tuesday should be the name of this
Speaker 3: episode because because it'll be true, because that's an episode
Speaker 3: will be released.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now we can't do that. How about that?
Speaker 3: How you run on? TikTok taught me, TikTok taught me
Speaker 3: tiktom Gonna. I'm gonna tell my wife. You know, I'll
Speaker 3: call her at work. I'll say, hey, you know what,
Speaker 3: you're a sea word. You're giving. That works for me.
Speaker 3: Oh god, don't get mad at me that you're not
Speaker 3: a gen z. You're not hip to the to the
Speaker 3: lingo slices. I want you to go ahead and call
Speaker 3: your significant other a sea word and.
Speaker 4: Then leave us a talk back. Let us nott went,
Speaker 4: tell us how it went.
Speaker 3: Tell us, honey, I meant that you're giving. You're a
Speaker 3: giving person. Yeah, I love va gianas. It's a compliment.
Speaker 2: Well, you want to know an even more awkward Generation
Speaker 2: Is than is Generation Alpha.
Speaker 4: Jen A.
Speaker 2: I spent some time with my nephew Lucas the last
Speaker 2: forty eight hours because of Christmas Christmas Day, and I
Speaker 2: realize that these kids don't even talk to each other anymore.
Speaker 2: Like I was talking to my sister about this, and
Speaker 2: it turns out my nephew, who's going to be fourteen,
Speaker 2: he said, is you know they he's got friends, but
Speaker 2: they're all online. He goes in his room, he puts
Speaker 2: on headphones, gets on the computer, and they all play
Speaker 2: group video games together over the computer. Yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 2: have friends in person. In fact, my sister tried to
Speaker 2: get him to go hang out with this kid down
Speaker 2: the street, said, look, oh look someone in your age.
Speaker 2: He lives here, and then the two of them won't
Speaker 2: talk to each other or communicate. My sister over the
Speaker 2: summer went to went to our cousin's house and they
Speaker 2: were hanging out in the pool, had kids the same
Speaker 2: age as my nephew. The kids didn't talk, didn't say hello,
Speaker 2: didn't get to know each other. They were in the
Speaker 2: pool together. They threw the ball back and forth in
Speaker 2: the pool for like ten minutes, and then the kid
Speaker 2: got out of the pool and then he and he
Speaker 2: leaves and he goes to play Rides's Back with his friends.
Speaker 2: He leaves my nephew sitting there. So my question is
Speaker 2: is this really how far we've fallen or or is
Speaker 2: my nephew awkward? Because I'm hearing more and more that
Speaker 2: not only do I you know, because obviously they say, oh,
Speaker 2: kids will go out and play anymore, but now they
Speaker 2: don't even socialize and they don't even communicate. The one
Speaker 2: time my sister said that my cousin, my nephew had
Speaker 2: a friend over. His one friend.
Speaker 4: The two of them just didn't even talk to each other.
Speaker 2: They sit in the room and they're individually gaming, so
Speaker 2: they just just occupy space together.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah. And then I bought my nephew
Speaker 3: a Sono speaker for Christmas, you know, like I because
Speaker 3: he doesn't have one. I said to my sister, I said,
Speaker 3: he is a sound he doesn't have a sound system. Nah,
Speaker 3: he's got now he's got his headphones in his computer.
Speaker 3: And I said, well, wouldn't it be great if he
Speaker 3: had like an actual giant, nice surround sound little speaker
Speaker 3: in his room.
Speaker 4: This way he can connect Bluetooth to it whatever on
Speaker 4: his phone. I'm not trying to get him.
Speaker 3: A whole home you know, old school stereo system, but
Speaker 3: he should at least have a giant Bluetooth speaker in
Speaker 3: his room.
Speaker 2: Brody, Yeah, I gave it to him for Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: The next morning yesterday, he's like, hey, just you know,
Speaker 2: Uncle Anthony. Yeah, I don't really, I don't really listen
Speaker 2: to I don't want to waste the gifts, but I
Speaker 2: don't really listen to music out loud in my room.
Speaker 3: I'm like, huh, he goes, yeah, he goes. Everything's done
Speaker 3: in headphones, of course.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: But do you know when we were growing up, we
Speaker 2: had radios around with us. No, but we had music
Speaker 2: playing in our rooms. Forget about forget about if it's
Speaker 2: a wired speaker or turntable or CD player.
Speaker 3: If I had music playing in my room, my parents
Speaker 3: would be on the wall to turn that shit off.
Speaker 3: Come on, I had to go in the living room,
Speaker 3: scary and either play my music on the big speakers
Speaker 3: in the living room when they weren't home, or I
Speaker 3: had to plug headphones in. Nobody wants to hear another
Speaker 3: generation's music. Well, you think his parents went and blasted.
Speaker 3: My sister gave me the approval. She goes, he doesn't
Speaker 3: have a speaker. It would be great if he had so,
Speaker 3: but as it turns out, he goes, yeah, he goes,
Speaker 3: I don't listen to music out loud. I'm like what,
Speaker 3: because all I wanted to do was get him a
Speaker 3: Bluetooth speaker so he could go on his phone, put
Speaker 3: on whatever the fuck he wants, and it just comes
Speaker 3: out of.
Speaker 2: The speaker in his room. Apparently I'm teenagers now, slices.
Speaker 2: Let me know if your kids will do this or not.
Speaker 2: Apparently they don't. They don't do anything with speakers out
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 4: I mean, my kids don't have speakers.
Speaker 3: They're gonna go death by thirty years old. Because he
Speaker 3: does everything in headphones everything.
Speaker 2: All so I said, so when you listen to music,
Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, man, just pop in my earbuds or
Speaker 2: my headphones.
Speaker 4: You think you see, don't you watch TikTok.
Speaker 3: People are walking around with like Apple air Max pros
Speaker 3: whatever they're called.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the air maxes.
Speaker 3: The air max Yeah they do that at home. Why
Speaker 3: do you want that ship wrapped in your ear all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: Don't you ever want to walk around your room or
Speaker 2: the house and have music playing out over a speakers.
Speaker 3: And I will tell you this, My my daughters will
Speaker 3: listen to music on an Alexis speaker occasionally. They will.
Speaker 3: They will. But I don't know if the kids, So
Speaker 3: my kids are in their twenties, and you're talking about
Speaker 3: like twelve year old, thirteen, thirteen year old kid, my
Speaker 3: generation maybe doesn't doesn't. That's the that's their thing. That's
Speaker 3: the headphones. I listen. He's probably calling the girls in
Speaker 3: his class cunts. What can I tell you?
Speaker 4: Stop it? What he's being a gentleman. It's a compliment.
Speaker 3: Giving, it's giving. No crumbs, Oh my god, everybody ate,
Speaker 3: everybody ate scared. We're rolling up, we're running the back. No, no,
Speaker 3: no crumbs, no crumbs. Everybody kids got riz no lots
Speaker 3: of riz skivvy.
Speaker 4: Do toilet riz for everybody? Give me toilet skiv me?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: How fun?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 4: We got out of touch?
Speaker 3: Was going on? Here's the thing, slices you back me
Speaker 3: up here. Every generation has their words and they have
Speaker 3: its own disease.
Speaker 4: Every generation. That's a great song, Feary in the Slaughterhouse,
Speaker 4: exactly that.
Speaker 3: Song nobody knows that. I know it.
Speaker 6: You know it.
Speaker 3: I knew you'd know it. It's a great song. I want.
Speaker 3: I want to say nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 4: Every generation has its own disease. Every generation.
Speaker 3: Anyway, there were words when we were growing up that
Speaker 3: was stupid. I get it. Do you remember when people
Speaker 3: used to walk around saying word word word word? What
Speaker 3: does that mean?
Speaker 4: It meant something I never said it, finish in finish,
Speaker 4: I'm finn f I n a.
Speaker 3: What does that mean? Finna? I don't know. I'm going to.
Speaker 3: It means I'm going to or something I don't know.
Speaker 2: But listen, I'm not talking about I'm not talking specifically
Speaker 2: about about the words, the verbiage.
Speaker 4: I get that that changes generationally. You got to keep
Speaker 4: up with it.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about mannerisms and basic basic behavior.
Speaker 4: Who doesn't go into their room and blast music out
Speaker 4: of a speaker?
Speaker 3: I guess finna is a slang term that is short
Speaker 3: for fixing to or going to going to? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: going to, That's what I said. Anyway, what happened to gunner?
Speaker 3: How does finna replace gunner? Saving any syllables, Well, it's
Speaker 3: short of fixing too, as which is a Southern term.
Speaker 3: I'm fixing you know whatever whatever. Well again, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not coming down on the on the lexicon, the vocabulary,
Speaker 2: because we get that. I'm talking about basic behavior. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about the fact that people talking to each other,
Speaker 2: they don't, they will, they will.
Speaker 3: So the one person, the one guy he has in
Speaker 3: his households, the two of them will sit in the room,
Speaker 3: occupy the same space, and be in separate headphones playing
Speaker 3: video games. I have a cousin who lives in Virginia.
Speaker 3: I love her. She loves me, all right, party, Yes,
Speaker 3: I love you, you love me. I haven't seen her
Speaker 3: in a couple of years. Well, she texted me, you know,
Speaker 3: for the holidays. So she I said, how's it going.
Speaker 3: She wrote me back, I miss you. I miss hearing
Speaker 3: from you. I haven't seen each other. So anyway, we
Speaker 3: went back and forth about how much we missed each other. Right,
Speaker 3: it never occurred to either one of us to call
Speaker 3: each other and talk on the phone. We sent text messages,
Speaker 3: but how much we missed talking to each other. So
Speaker 3: every generation, every era, whatever, has their own stick.
Speaker 4: Did you ever think what?
Speaker 3: First of all, did you ever think we'd have the
Speaker 3: technology to walk around with phones in our hands when
Speaker 3: we were kids. Now, of course no, so technology got
Speaker 3: so great we got phones. Then the technology got so
Speaker 3: great we could FaceTime each other. We can have video calls,
Speaker 3: like we used to read about movies and I watch
Speaker 3: it on Dick Tracy on his watch. Dick Tracy had
Speaker 3: to watch right, Nobody even remembers who Dick Tracy is.
Speaker 3: My point is what do we do with tech technology,
Speaker 3: FaceTime technology? Where we do with it? We went backwards,
Speaker 3: We went backwards. Yeah, we basically took the We took music,
Speaker 3: and we went back to records. People are buying records
Speaker 3: again because right we're texting and how soon before we're
Speaker 3: like sending telegrams again? We tech If you call, if
Speaker 3: I call my kids, they're like, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3: What text me? Nobody could so every every it's the
Speaker 3: fact that they don't talk to each other is completely normal,
Speaker 3: considering we don't call each other. Do you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 4: We don't talk anymore?
Speaker 3: Right now? Old people are like, nobody comes to visit
Speaker 3: me anymore?
Speaker 6: Visit you.
Speaker 3: Who visits?
Speaker 4: If my doorbell ring gonna have a heart attack?
Speaker 3: Right, you know? The Sebster Man of Scoutcover Dolores. Like
Speaker 3: when you were a kid, the dollbell ring, Oh we
Speaker 3: have company, who's coming? Oh my god, who's here? Now,
Speaker 3: It's like, who the fuck's ringing my bell? He's right.
Speaker 3: We've become a detached society. You and I are doing
Speaker 3: a podcast, a radio show from two different parts in
Speaker 3: New Jersey. Yeah, yeah, so you know. I mean, look
Speaker 3: at the morning show you work on. Sometimes people all
Speaker 3: over the country doing the morning show. It's right.
Speaker 4: We could be in several places at once.
Speaker 3: Elvis could be in New Mexico, Gandhi can be in
Speaker 3: Florida or Ohio, you know whatever. But let's face it,
Speaker 3: when we're all together in the same studio, it's a
Speaker 3: better show, absolutely show. The point is, though, during the pandemic,
Speaker 3: we all learned we don't need other people. We prefer
Speaker 3: other people sometimes, but we were able to survive. We're
Speaker 3: just our immediate family locked in our house and technology.
Speaker 3: So the fact that your kids don't talk to those kids,
Speaker 3: and your family don't talk to each other, it's weird,
Speaker 3: but doesn't surprise me. Right right now, people are listening
Speaker 3: to people they don't know have a conversation about other people.
Speaker 3: They don't know.
Speaker 4: That's pretty wild when you think about it, and we
Speaker 4: love them for it. Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3: Hey, before we get out of here, Uh, this is
Speaker 3: the last Brooklyn Boys for the new before the New Year.
Speaker 4: So well, I already said what I was thankful for.
Speaker 4: What are you thanksgiving?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 3: I said for having a podcast in slices and having
Speaker 3: to creative outlet. I really feel that we we need
Speaker 3: to expand in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about waistline because I'm hoping that
Speaker 2: I'll I'll lose another thirty pounds coming up soon, but
Speaker 2: not before I go on my cruise for a week.
Speaker 2: But my question is, David Brody, I won't put you
Speaker 2: on the spot here because don't put.
Speaker 3: Me on the spot. Ask questions you already know the
Speaker 3: answer for. Let's not do that? Could we do? Maybe? Maybe?
Speaker 4: Can we do some video for the for the slices,
Speaker 4: even if it's a premium.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking out loud here, how bad did the slices
Speaker 2: want to see us? And it won't be regular Brooking
Speaker 2: Boys episodes. I'm thinking of maybe once in a while
Speaker 2: we do a throw a bonus where we get camera
Speaker 2: ready and I actually shave because I would never be
Speaker 2: put on I would never be what I'm what we're
Speaker 2: doing right now and me, I would never ever, I
Speaker 2: would never be able to be put on camera like this.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, you got a beautiful Brooklyn Boy's
Speaker 2: wall there, Brodie that they can't see.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: You got a step and repeat there, you lost all
Speaker 2: that weight, look better than look better than you did
Speaker 2: when you first started working at the radio station.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, you know, I'm just saying I think, you know,
Speaker 3: I think we should do some video. Gotta do something.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is it worth a premium ten dollars
Speaker 3: a month? You know, I want to call you a
Speaker 3: C word and I want a slice to figure out
Speaker 3: which version I mean.
Speaker 4: I've been poisoning for this for so long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. All right, Let's continue to bring up
Speaker 3: something that I don't want to do so that we
Speaker 3: can make people think, Oh, I wonder if they're gonna
Speaker 3: do it. We'll have the message with me. I'm not
Speaker 3: I don't want to do video, Okay, So I would
Speaker 3: prefer not even have this conversation.
Speaker 4: What a shitty way to end this podcast.
Speaker 3: What if I sign you up for the for the
Speaker 3: one years subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club?
Speaker 3: Would that make things right? Kind of jelly like spremicidal jelly.
Speaker 3: What are we talking about? I don't want Jelly in
Speaker 3: the Month. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 4: Is that a sponsor? No, the Jelly of the Month Club?
Speaker 4: Is that a spot?
Speaker 3: Are you sponsoring Jelly in the Month club on the
Speaker 3: Morning show? Do you not know what I'm talking about? No?
Speaker 3: I don't A one year subscription to the Jelly of
Speaker 3: the Month Club? No, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here this movie. I'm missing
Speaker 3: the reference?
Speaker 4: Did I stuck?
Speaker 3: David Brody? Come on? Oh my god, slices. He's now
Speaker 3: googling it.
Speaker 4: He turned to the miccloff. He turned his mis googling
Speaker 4: it the Month Club.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. I didn't google.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what movies are from or a
Speaker 3: TV show. I don't know it. It's from movie, Brodie,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a holiday movie. It's it's one
Speaker 3: of those famous holiday holiday movies of all time?
Speaker 4: Is it a Christmas movie?
Speaker 3: And proceeds a very classic rant that was ad libbed.
Speaker 4: Apparently last night.
Speaker 3: I don't watch a lot of holiday movies. Come on
Speaker 3: National Lampood's Christmas Vacation Chevy Chase, the bonus comes.
Speaker 4: He's like, they're all they're all there, the whole place
Speaker 4: is fucked up.
Speaker 3: The dad says, I'm a good kisser. That the first
Speaker 3: one I saw. I don't think I saw it Christmas vacaus.
Speaker 3: I saw the one where they go to Dolly. That's
Speaker 3: the summer vacation. Yeah, I didn't know. Is everybody in that.
Speaker 2: House Clark Griswolden, that burn the tree and everything's all
Speaker 2: fucked up.
Speaker 3: And then he's like, you know what. He goes, A
Speaker 3: telegram comes and we got the we got the check.
Speaker 3: He goes here it is to put it in a
Speaker 3: swimming pool and it's gonna be great. And he's like,
Speaker 3: and how much is it, Clark? How much is it?
Speaker 4: And he opens up the envelope, tens it up.
Speaker 3: He goes.
Speaker 4: One year subscriptions to the Jelly of the Month Club
Speaker 4: and he goes and that's when he goes on that
Speaker 4: fucking crazy rant.
Speaker 3: I want to take it.
Speaker 4: The pig nose snot Robin.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna bring his neck in a telerad.
Speaker 4: M Merry Christmas, where's the talent?
Speaker 3: All that? So that which was an ad libed rant
Speaker 3: for that film. I'll have to watch it online.
Speaker 4: Just watch the just watch that scene. That's the the
Speaker 4: first two.
Speaker 3: The second one wasn't great, so I never watched the
Speaker 3: third one. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh, Robin's gonna be very disappointed. That is her all
Speaker 2: time favorite Christmas Robin that sea word. All right, we
Speaker 2: gotta get here. I will get out of here.
Speaker 4: Hey, Happy New Year everyone.
Speaker 3: And it's remember it's not Happy New Years yet. It's
Speaker 3: Happy New Year or New Year's Eve. Boys Procly, Bob Boys,
Speaker 3: Brock Broly