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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer podcast. Nicky, hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. Happy thus day everyone?

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Speaker 1: What's Thursday in Spanish? Andrew? Really, how do you know this? Arness?

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Speaker 1: Is it really Florida or is it like education verr nace?

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Speaker 1: Might be Friday? Wait you know what? Noah? Do you know? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We hold on Friday? Is Thursday in French? Listen, I

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Speaker 1: don't know it's okay. People either know it or they don't,

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Speaker 1: or they don't care, because if you cared, you would

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Speaker 1: know it. Um. Happy Thursday. Uh, last day of the

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Speaker 1: show for the week. Um, first day of the show.

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Speaker 1: What isn't that fear day? Oh? Then? What the hell

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Speaker 1: is Thursday? And from j U E V E s? Okay,

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Speaker 1: where's Jeeves? Ask them? Okay? Wait anyhow? Um, today is

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Speaker 1: the first day of UM the like filming for us.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep last night. I don't know whether I'm

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Speaker 1: nervous or I'm I'm just like, I was just restless.

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Speaker 1: I think my mattress sucks. To be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: I think the mattress here sucks. And I've never once

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Speaker 1: blamed a mattress for my sleeping but I did do

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Speaker 1: an ad read yesterday for a new sponsor that we

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Speaker 1: have on the show, and I was sold on the

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Speaker 1: fact that I want that mattress really really bad in

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Speaker 1: my life. That called Nectar. Yeah. Next, I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: just a good name for whoever came up with that

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Speaker 1: name in whatever think tank they did for that mattress brand. Like,

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Speaker 1: what's something that reminds you of, like something soothing yet

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Speaker 1: not like that that makes me think my neck will

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Speaker 1: be fine? Yeah, like neck. It's like net and doctor together.

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Speaker 1: It's the neck doctor for you can't wait for a

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Speaker 1: bet to come out? Um, and I want one of

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Speaker 1: those nectars, um, so shout out to the and those

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Speaker 1: mattresses are like I couldn't believe I was doing this

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Speaker 1: ad read and I'm like, wait, is that how much

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Speaker 1: money you get off of this mattress because mattresses are

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Speaker 1: so expensive, But it's actually how much mattress is. So

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Speaker 1: if you're looking for a mattress, definitely go to um

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Speaker 1: Nectar Mattresses because I was sold just reading the points

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Speaker 1: about it. I was like paying it more attention and

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Speaker 1: so okay, not only is my mattress ship, but um,

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Speaker 1: the sheets are rough. At night. I think this place

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Speaker 1: that I'm staying turns like, doesn't they. I put the

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Speaker 1: you know you're supposed to sleep very cold, to have

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Speaker 1: the best sleep possible, as you know that I love.

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Speaker 1: I put it down to sixty five on the thing,

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Speaker 1: knowing that it's not going to get there ever, but

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Speaker 1: I wanted as coold as possible, and the room won't

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Speaker 1: go beyond During the day, It'll get down to sixty seven,

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Speaker 1: which I don't really want during the day, but I

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Speaker 1: just leave it on anyway, and then at night seventy two.

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Speaker 1: It won't go It won't go any lower than that.

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Speaker 1: So I think this place is cheapening up at night

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Speaker 1: because they go, oh, the sun's not coming down. We

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Speaker 1: don't need to put as much energy into the a C.

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Speaker 1: I'm burning up and um, tossing and turning. It's hard

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Speaker 1: to be hot on hard sheets. Yes, like it's it's

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Speaker 1: a strong combo of like she has, like you're on

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Speaker 1: cardboard and you're outside. Yeah. Yeah, all over the country, um,

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Speaker 1: all over the crunchy crunch all over the crispy mccrispy.

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Speaker 1: There's a sandwich at the McDonald's here called them crispy

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Speaker 1: and b mccrispy. And yesterday we're driving best McDonald's and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh boyo mccris to be. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I have never wanted something more in my life that

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Speaker 1: I don't eat like that. I have no interesteding, but

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Speaker 1: that sounds real good. And Andrew didn't even really notice me.

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Speaker 1: He kind of heard me say it, but it didn't

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Speaker 1: sink in. And then this morning we went past that

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Speaker 1: sign again, he was like, oh, man, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Why do things just make it more crispy?

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Speaker 1: Um and poo doesn't make me think of chicken because

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Speaker 1: it's not my first language, so it's not when I

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Speaker 1: hear chicken, I hear like bird sandwis what about a

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Speaker 1: little bit this bed and this? And then the A

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Speaker 1: C unit sounds like a roaring lion purring. It's awful

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Speaker 1: And so I amp up my white noise, which I

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Speaker 1: had to put in my headphones last night because the

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Speaker 1: white noise on my phone the speaker got ruined because

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Speaker 1: my phone got saturated by some lube, and so the

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Speaker 1: just I was it on my phone and it gets

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Speaker 1: buzzy now, it's like your cat. And so it just

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Speaker 1: And so I had to put in my air pods

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Speaker 1: to drown out the purring lion in my a C unit.

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Speaker 1: And also I just was kind of scared here last

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Speaker 1: That's not like a clarion call to murderers out there

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Speaker 1: to come find me, but like this is the place

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Speaker 1: to do it. You're like in the country, in a hotel,

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Speaker 1: like you're in like rural hotel, rural city, like you

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Speaker 1: could like I mean like the basement of a hotel.

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Speaker 1: And to get to my room you have to walk

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Speaker 1: like eight miles and the cartel is listening like their

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Speaker 1: security though, just letting you know, yeah you have to

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Speaker 1: like just act confident, welling in here, and yeah there's

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Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep till three am last night. I have

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Speaker 1: never watched so much TV in my life as these

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Speaker 1: two days I've had off here in Mexico, where I've

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Speaker 1: been neglecting work and also not having to like actually

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Speaker 1: do anything except the podcast I watched. I finished After Life,

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Speaker 1: very very interesting ending, which led me to google what

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Speaker 1: does the ending of Afterlife bean? Which I'm not the

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Speaker 1: only one googling that, by the way. A lot of

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Speaker 1: people are confused. But it's it's good. It's good. If

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Speaker 1: that doesn't compel you'd watch it, I don't know, you

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Speaker 1: feel like sometimes like depending on this. It's like music.

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Speaker 1: But like I was watching Yellow Jackets with Brenna, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like because it's such an intense show about

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Speaker 1: like death and like, I don't know, just like really

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Speaker 1: dark survival. And honestly, I think it almost like started fight,

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Speaker 1: Like you shouldn't watch it right before bed with your

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Speaker 1: things like if you watch Yellow Jackets at ten am

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Speaker 1: and you'll be like getting whatever, and then your brain

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Speaker 1: at eleven PM sees that and you're like, I could

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Speaker 1: get killed too. It's I don't know, for me, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't anywhere. I mean, I guess you have more things

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Speaker 1: to distract you throughout the day. If we've learned anything,

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Speaker 1: just play Tetris and I'll erase it. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: ham drips for sure. But I really it's true. It's

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Speaker 1: it is funny that we're like, is it weird that

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Speaker 1: art can impact your mental state? Yeah? I know it

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Speaker 1: sounds dumb, but I know it's like we don't treat

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Speaker 1: the way you a song, a song, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that was, a mixed the way a song can

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Speaker 1: affect you emotionally, like of course TV shows can, and

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Speaker 1: it can change the way you look at the world

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Speaker 1: and the way you feel about your you know existence.

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Speaker 1: I mean, after it really got me like into some

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Speaker 1: watching what did I watch last night? Um? God, there

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Speaker 1: was something else the show that we're shooting here that

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Speaker 1: you more anxious? Like because I texted Chris last night

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Speaker 1: show I'm making is called f Boy Island and nothing matters,

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Speaker 1: because truly nothing matter. We're all gonna die. And the

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Speaker 1: show I am making is called f Boy Island. And

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Speaker 1: don't know tomorrow. We don't even know the location. And

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Speaker 1: And I was like, we're making a show called f

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Speaker 1: Boy Island put everything in perspective. This doesn't matter. I

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Speaker 1: mean it does, a lot of money is being invested

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Speaker 1: in it. But everyone who makes this show and everyone

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Speaker 1: who's on the show will die someday and and very

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Speaker 1: relatively soon compared to the whole existence of life. Like that,

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Speaker 1: be forgotten, We all will be forgotten. Does that make

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Speaker 1: good question because it's like like then you're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: like I do believe in the show. That's the good thing.

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Speaker 1: and it's the best. It's that whole thing that I

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Speaker 1: say about if you want to be a comedian, like

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Speaker 1: the best advice I can give you, or if you

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Speaker 1: and bring you on the road. And I was like, now,

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Speaker 1: the best advice comedically is just, when in doubt, say

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Speaker 1: the most honest thing. That's what roasting is. That's whatever,

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Speaker 1: It's just honest. And why is that? Why is that

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Speaker 1: the ticket to being funny? And the reason is because

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Speaker 1: lot everything every meeting you go on, every phone call

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Speaker 1: you take, there is so much bullshit everyone is lying about.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you say buenos dias to the woman

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Speaker 1: at Starbucks, I don't really mean it's today is fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm not like I don't really care if you have

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Speaker 1: a good morning. When I say thank you, I do

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Speaker 1: mean it. But everything we do is is fake. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like, uh, like emo about this,

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Speaker 1: but it's it is funny that there is a talent

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Speaker 1: you can have if you just don't be fake, because

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Speaker 1: it is so pervasive, how fake everyone is all the time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I was like, whatever, you must have just thought

426
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: life was going to did you have any plans for

427
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 1: your future? Like what were you going to do? I'd

428
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 1: go to the A T M And just like rab

429
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: it in my friend's face, like like like it is

430
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 1: and just show them how much money I had in

431
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 1: the bank account. And then like I remember, like me

432
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 1: and Rusty we were going to have a meeting, and

433
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know if we could have

434
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: a meeting with this guy worked for my uncle and

435
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,719
Speaker 1: he's really meeting that should start with me and Rusty

436
00:22:54,760 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: had a meeting? Is an a meeting of your friend

437
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: is named Rusty is just so Rusty to third um.

438
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: We we were sitting in the conference room and I'm like, dude,

439
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: I was like my uncle's associate was coming and I

440
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: knew he was four ft eleven and he's a very

441
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: little man and he has like he's just likes like

442
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 1: really high like this. And I told Rusty, I go, look,

443
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: I want to be mature about this, but I know

444
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: that laugh and in a room together client it's our boss.

445
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh god. Oh so I go to Rusty, I go, look,

446
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: this was before he was our boss. Is like setting

447
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: yourselves up to laugh more. Now. Well, I tell Rusty,

448
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: I go, look just leave, let me just do this

449
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 1: on my own. He's like, dude, I got it. And

450
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: about this, I'll start the meeting. You walked by the

451
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 1: you walk by the conference room, and you determine whether

452
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: or not you think did he walk by? I just go, no,

453
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: he walked by, and he goes. He just takes his

454
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 1: head and just keeps going new and we're like twenty

455
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: five years old. Like there's a little asshole. Dude. He

456
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: would sit in my truck when I drive around my boss,

457
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: and his legs would just go straight out and be like,

458
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: I want to see the property. And then that's the

459
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: one that saw come on, that's the sort I thought

460
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: you were telling. Well, he's short enough where he was

461
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: like yeah, I'd come all over my dress pants and

462
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: he goes, is that come? We're was pumping gas and

463
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: he goes, is that come? He looked. I go yeah,

464
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 1: and again just being wait, you would just ejaculate in

465
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: your work pants? So confused. No, he definitely mastered me.

466
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: The last time he wore them at like a wedding

467
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: or something, and then he just wiped it on the

468
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: pants or his pants were on the ground when he

469
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: was in his bed jerking off and he just grabbed

470
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: them and smeared his hand. On the way to the

471
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: bathroom residue, I think, what do you mean? Like I

472
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: jerked off, put the pants back on. While put him

473
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: back on, I got a little like I still had

474
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: a little bit of com post com how are you alive?

475
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: And he's like, does that come? I was like, yeah,

476
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: the penis pump too. Yeah, I mean I mean every

477
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: story what is this and you just go that's from

478
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: penis pump. I think whenever I'm like, i'd be really

479
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: bad in a hostage or not hot Oh my god,

480
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: an interrogation like yeah, I would be terrible. Like did

481
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,719
Speaker 1: you kill the man? Yeah? I did with what did

482
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: you kill him with? This gun? Yeah? That looks familiar. Wait,

483
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: let me see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right on the

484
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: other side. Does it have my Oh yeah, that's I

485
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: use the label label maker. Uh yeah, that's mine. Yeah.

486
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm no. I'm so bad at lying. I'm and I

487
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: hate it because it makes the person think. Like usually

488
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: the only time I'm lying is for a prank or

489
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: something that is going to be revealed right after it.

490
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: But I am not. I hate it because I hate

491
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: pranks because you just lead the person to believe one thing,

492
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: and whether or not you go I'm just kidding. There's

493
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: a part of their brain, you know, like your the

494
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: body remembers, and especially if it's like trauma, if you're

495
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: saying something traumatic to them, their brain is like physically

496
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: changed by that thing you did. And it doesn't go

497
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: back and just erase it. And if it does, it

498
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: leaves still leaves little you know, when you like a

499
00:26:52,040 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: race pencil, but there's still a little behind. That's what fan. Yeah,

500
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: it's like a raising it with one of those Oh

501
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: my god, you know when you take the racer out

502
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: and you could bite the metal. Don't do that? Why

503
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: would you? I don't know what I'm thinking about. Is

504
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: there anything worse than a rasing, something where the racer

505
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: is all the way down and it's like kind of

506
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: scratch it. Oh god, that's bad. You ever, you had

507
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: not have a pencil sharp winterer bite it until you

508
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: could writeth pencils, you know what, I don't like mechanical

509
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: I love mechanical pencils because they're always sharp, but I

510
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: hated it when it would go like like it would

511
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: kind of like wobble, like it would just be a

512
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: little too far out and it would be like it's

513
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: like a car with no tires, just wheels on ground.

514
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: The pencil that's really sharp, and you're writing on a clipboard,

515
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 1: like one piece of paper on a clipboard, it makes

516
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 1: like a it's like a perfect sound, like a husky

517
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: pen I like a regular for're just seeing how things

518
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: can sound terrible. The same thing can sound terrible, like

519
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 1: chalk on a chalkboard. I love the sound of it,

520
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: but nails on a chalkboard. Hell pencil like a doll

521
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: pencil kill me. I kind of like chalk on my clothes,

522
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: on my on my pants. I don't know why. Oh

523
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: my god, my worst nightmare was in gymnastics. Person. I

524
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: know you're listening and you know, talk about it because

525
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: it makes my teeth hurt, you know, like maybe this

526
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: isn't First of all, I hate cotton balls. I hate

527
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: by the way right in on you hate like these

528
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: life like oh I don't even yeah, like things that

529
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: you just can't take that are the little things that

530
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: you can honestly, pulling apart cotton balls is the grossest

531
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: thing I can ever imagine, like that like like making

532
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: cotton go like or you know, on like if you're

533
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: wearing like cotton. Banna hates wearing socks. Socks are disgusting,

534
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: so terrible. I hate them. They have to be very

535
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: thin and like okay, like would you bend your knee

536
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: in a pair of pants, I don't want to see

537
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: any fibers on the silhouette of your knee, Like say

538
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: your knee was like a son going over the horizon

539
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: if you could see little fibers coming off of it

540
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: and you tried to like pull those fibers. So my

541
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: worst nightmare is chalky socks. Like but when we used

542
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: to gymnastics, we put our shoes in a cuppy with

543
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: the chalk or with with the socks, and then you

544
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: also had chalk for the parallel bar or uneven bars,

545
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: and Kirsten what you're saying where she she would be

546
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: like chucky shocks and she would take her socks and

547
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: like get chalk on her hands and put them on

548
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: the sock, and then she put she'd bite this sock

549
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: like the very tip of the socks, just like I

550
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: don't mind a whole bite of a chunk of a

551
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: sock where it's all but the small bite where it's

552
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: like barely hanging on it, like become threadbare is disgusting.

553
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I like thread. I like I

554
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: would take thread out of my shirt and cause a

555
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: hole lot because I couldn't stop, Like once I get

556
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: a little, if I get a little thread out, I'm

557
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: going for all the thread. My thing is as a lefty,

558
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: mechanical pencils that spin on top are terrible because if

559
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 1: you're lefty, you close them where you while you're writing.

560
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: The mechanical pencil either has to be a bottom guy

561
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: or a side guy. Lefties get this. Also, lefties, we

562
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: would get graphite or whatever, remember graphite being scared of

563
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: like getting graphite poisoning or lead poisoning from a pencil. Yes,

564
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: because you call it lead, but it's not really made

565
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: of lead. But that was a thing that you were

566
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: scared about. And then I remember I threw a pencil

567
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: one time out the door. I tried to throw it

568
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: out the door and it hit It hit the top

569
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: of the door, so it went right into my finger.

570
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: I still have it. If I have hit the top

571
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: of the door, you could literally you. So I hid

572
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: the Wait the letter is in your finger, Well, it's graphite.

573
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was lead, I thought as a young kid.

574
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: I was like, this is explained so much. No, what

575
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: do you have anything that make you go your kickyard

576
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: that maybe you want to talk like a grandma? Cover

577
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: your teeth? Can you ever stable your finger? No? No,

578
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: luckily not. But I mean that will like everyone kind

579
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: of squirm. That is a cause its blood tissue. What

580
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: do you hate? No, the behind the snee grab, the

581
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: behind the knee grab, I can't stand. It drives me crazy.

582
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: Nails on a chalk board, or just like grinding teeth,

583
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: Like if I hear someone grinding their teeth, it just

584
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: makes me crazy. I hate cracking fingers like I like

585
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: a good like a really um like a I don't

586
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: know with a like a thumb crack. I don't mind

587
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: when it sounds like a like a snap, like a

588
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: lighter snap, it's disgusting. But if it's like a cool

589
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: like if it's like a net crack, I don't mind,

590
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: because it's like a thick bone. But if it's like

591
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: a like the like finger cracks, disgusting. When they pull

592
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: your toes at a massage, stop that. I don't mind

593
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: if you like rip my Bunyon knuckle because it's a

594
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: thicker bone. But I don't like that little thin crispy.

595
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: I don't like the fingerpool because I bite my nails

596
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: and I think they're judging me because they could feel

597
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: the fact that my nails. You think they're dredging your nails.

598
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: When they're doing a full body massage, that's the one

599
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: place they're focusing in on. Andrew and I got massages yesterday.

600
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: I could also crack my knuckles more after during college,

601
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: and I thought I had a disease because I could

602
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: common theme in your life. Yeah, we're current. Maybe it's

603
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: the lead from the lead Turkey tar. We gotta go,

604
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: let's go to break and come back. Oh wait no,

605
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: let's just start the news. Wait, I do want to

606
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: talk about our massage yesterday though? What do you what?

607
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: It was your experience? We they we went to this

608
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: massage place and they thought we were a couple and

609
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: they took us into a room to get couple of massages,

610
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: and we were like no, no, no, no, no no

611
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: now um And then they took us another room and

612
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: just put up a light curtain in between us, and

613
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is pretty much the same time. Yeah,

614
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, can I like have my space because like,

615
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: I snore. I feel like I was going to be

616
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: rude because I snore during my massages a lot of times.

617
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: How do you know you snore? Um? So I sometimes

618
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: wake myself up with snoring my way. You want to

619
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: know something pretty funny. People don't know they snore because

620
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: when they wake up, they're not snoring anymore, and they

621
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: think they just woke up from a set. Like I've

622
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: heard people men that I've been next to on a

623
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: couch and they're snoring. They'll wake themselves lives with a snore.

624
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: The thing that wakes you don't know what the sound

625
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: is that wakes you up. You just wake up and

626
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: then it's gone. You know what I'm saying no, I'm

627
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: pretty sure I knew. One time I farted. One time

628
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: I farted on my No. One time I farted daring

629
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: a massage and I was naked in like and the

630
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: towel was down below my knee, and when I farted,

631
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: my reaction was to cover my ask with the with

632
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: the with the blanket. Like that was like so awkward.

633
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: Did you wake yourself off with the fart? And so

634
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: you just like rushed to do something and that was

635
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: your reaction. It's so funny what we do when we're

636
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: like in a panicked state in those moments, and you're like,

637
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: I just gave it away so much. And what was

638
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: I covering up? Like a Was I covering the smell

639
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: of the fart? Was I scared of the fart? Was

640
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: I like magic bree that might have been spewed into

641
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: the air? Yeah? And she laughed for like five minutes

642
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: while missy. I remember getting a massage and the girl

643
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: was so sick while massaging me, what like she was sniffling, Yeah,

644
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: and like had like my back and was rubbing snot

645
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: into my back and I just took it. Oh, I've

646
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: seen that on like a some kind of video where

647
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: people where they spit on the person's face and they're

648
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: making it seem like they're giving them like a facial

649
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: and like putting it on like different like warm you know, lixers,

650
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: and it's just spit um. Andrew, yesterday's massage, will you

651
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: go back? Because yeah, for sure we got an hour

652
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: full body, and then yeah for a full body, and

653
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: then we did a half hour foot massage. But when

654
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: she started doing my feet, she sucked so bad at

655
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: the feet part that I go, we're cutting this short.

656
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: I'm not doing an extra half hour feet And I

657
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: didn't realize that the half our feet was being put

658
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: in the middle of the full body, so that I

659
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: was just cut short, you know what I'm saying. Also,

660
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: an hour and a half is that I mean, what

661
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: are you doing with your lifeired? I know, I was like,

662
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: who am I to get a ninety minute massage? That

663
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: was like then I watched you know, four hours of

664
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: TV with no Yeah, you probably could have got another

665
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: half hour. That massage was really good, but I wanted

666
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: her to focus. It's it's so weird because I want

667
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: to go get my like I want to get my

668
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: bunyans like worked on and tortured, and in time, I

669
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: went to this place in New York that was like

670
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: guaranteed to do what I wanted someone to do my bunions,

671
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: which is like really hurt them and like try to

672
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: break them off and like you know, just get all

673
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: that like built up callous and like calcification, just like

674
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: get it out. And she went and she's like, so

675
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: where is the pain. Where does it bother you? And

676
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it doesn't. I want you to cause pain.

677
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: I was like, I realized what I want is not

678
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: them to feel better. I want someone to make me

679
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: feel worse. Like when I go in for a massage,

680
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to walk out and go I've been

681
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: to massages before where she's like, did we fix it?

682
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: And I would go, um, yeah, and I'm mad, like

683
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: I want to be pain. I don't want it to

684
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: go away. I just want you to torture that muscle

685
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: and just like make it hurt. And I don't really

686
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: care if it goes away. I just wanted to keep hurting. Interesting,

687
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 1: I thought you might wanted to hurt because you know

688
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: at the end of that will be no pain. No.

689
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: I like muscle pain and I like paint. And I like,

690
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: I'm not I get what you're saying because I go

691
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: for that because people always want to heal you, and

692
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, that's not what I want.

693
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: I want you to hurt me. It sounds like, yeah,

694
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: you gotta get on the Craigslist. I think, like, um,

695
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 1: I get that though, Like after I work, like pain

696
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: makes you feel like you accomplished something. Yeah, yeah, that's

697
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: like my whole That's what it is. Like the only

698
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 1: thing that makes you feel like I'm able to enjoy

699
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: anything is if I've suffered first, or after, or daring

700
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: the whole time, just at suffered. Can you try to

701
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: say during like during, No, I'd rather be painful, turkey tear.

702
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: Let's go to break and come back with the news.

703
00:37:52,560 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the news first. First, all right,

704
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: it's third day, folks. You know what that means. It's

705
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: not virns, it is wavess. I hope you're having all

706
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,919
Speaker 1: the swells. We are down here in Cabo shooting a show,

707
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: Perfect Strangers, season two. It's pretty good. Buci's here. He's

708
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: addicted to Heroin. It's pretty cool, all right. Hotel workers

709
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: reveal the most shocking things left behind by guests. Okay,

710
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: oh wow, okay, lube inside a phone the stands. An

711
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: employee he used to work out a hotel and Las

712
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 1: Vegas trip high roller left three eight grand, three thousand

713
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: dollars inside a suite in the safe, so you gotta

714
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: return to I mean, that's not and they came back

715
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: for that, right, You're not just like misplacing that like

716
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: and not calling back to the hotel and just being like,

717
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: you know what it was, I wasn't ever meant to

718
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: have it. You're not pulling up said, they cleaned the

719
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: safe after you leave. I guess probably in a back

720
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: up so that they can, oh yeah, the next guy

721
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: can come. Yeah wow, okay, dollars you know much money

722
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: you have to have to leave behind? Three Maybe not

723
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: that much and you're just a degenerate. But anyways, a

724
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: housekeeper found hundred of live hundreds of live crickets in

725
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,479
Speaker 1: a room. Well, that sounds like the place I'm staying

726
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: right now. I found those. We threw crickets inside our

727
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: own fraternity house to as pledges to funk with like

728
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: people that live there, because you can't get rid of

729
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: crickets and you're going to live there eventually right, yeah, eventually,

730
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: and you know that the people living there aren't going

731
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: to take care of that issue ever. That's why I

732
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: burned down the house. Oh my god. Okay, someone said

733
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: they found a literal crack pipe and a freezer that's

734
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: been found. I met a lot of people have found

735
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: those literal crashes in free In another room, the bathtub

736
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: was full of dirty diapers. That's oh god. The worst

737
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,959
Speaker 1: part was someone had taken a ship on the bed.

738
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: Not a smear of ship, an actual fucking large turn.

739
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: And I'm staying at what is the most embarrassing thing

740
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: you've left or you've forgotten at a hotel? Oh? God, dignity?

741
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:25,439
Speaker 1: I Um, I don't know that's a good question, because

742
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: I think there have been things I've left behind that

743
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: I go, well, that just has to go. Um. I

744
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: think it's just generally, um, well, you know, today, I

745
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: was the maid's probably gonna come by later, and I

746
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: I definitely did some stuff to myself last night and

747
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: had a bed full of and uh I put it

748
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: all And I was thinking I very easily could have

749
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: forgotten to put all of that in because usually when

750
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm at home, I just like leave it in the

751
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: bed to find it later because I'm just like, you know,

752
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: I only use one portion of my very like you know,

753
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: my Queen's size bed. I mean, you only use like

754
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: maybe less than a twin size amount of it. So um, yeah,

755
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: I just threw it in the drawer afterwards, and probably

756
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: maybe just like gross food, you know, like I used

757
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: to just eat really disgusting things, so I think like

758
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: a lot of but I always try to clean it

759
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: up in a way that they're not having to like

760
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: actually do gross things with it. Um, you do the

761
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: thing like when people don't eat all their peas, so

762
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: they like spread it around. Yeah, well I just package

763
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: it up, you know, in a way that. Yeah, but

764
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,479
Speaker 1: it's like you try to make it more preventable while

765
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: it's still there. My room was really dirty when I moved,

766
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: Like I just had a bunch of things, and she

767
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: organized it so well, and I just felt so bad,

768
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: like having to organize like just little things. I know,

769
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: I know that I shouldn't just tip your maids. These

770
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: tip hotel maids, and it's gonna be a different Maide Andrew,

771
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: you don't know which one did it. You got to

772
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: find that one. You go down to the front hosk

773
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: and you go whoever clean blah blah blah room, and

774
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: then you leave money for him because that woman hopefully

775
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: she stole from you. I have so too, my passports gotten.

776
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: But I did a segment on my show Not Safe

777
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: with Maids where I asked them, like what was the

778
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: most disgusting things that they found it? Or like, what's

779
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: the thing in the room that's the grossest. And it's

780
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: obviously like the top sheet thing that they never wash

781
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: that like, always take off the top sheet if you're

782
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: staying like a cheap hotel. Generally at nice hotels, they

783
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: washed the duvet. I think, um, but pillows, they said,

784
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: are so disgusting the pillows. I love when a whole

785
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: like organization, like it's one thing to not wash your

786
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: own duvet when you live alone or whatever. But I

787
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: just love the whole company that like it's like they're like,

788
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: it's well, are so hard to put on a bed.

789
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: They probably think that if we if we only wash

790
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: these once a month, we're probably saving hundreds of thousands

791
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: of dollars over the course of several years in terms

792
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: of the labor it takes to the hours that if

793
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: we're playing these people hourly is a big part of that.

794
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: I just love when a culture of one becomes like

795
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: of ladies, you know what I mean, It's just so

796
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: funny to me, Like because duvet's there's got to be

797
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: a better way. I mean, I was taking you had

798
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: your duvet that you left on your queen size bed car,

799
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: Like I changed the sheets on car on the bed

800
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: that you left because I was like, there's no way

801
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: these have been changed. There was no no but it

802
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: was just they were used. It was calm, but I

803
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: definitely changed the duvet. And I did it with my fingernails.

804
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? Like I was just

805
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: like it was I just don't want I listen. I

806
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: have tons of fluids all over mine, but they're my fluids.

807
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: You like, I don't want to touch your fluids, And

808
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: I don't want touch Brenda's fluids either. I don't touch

809
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: anyone's fluids. But duvets are so disgusting. Sheets are so gross,

810
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: and it's so funny. Jim Gaffigan has a great bit

811
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: about hotels, how like we will never we would never

812
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: buy a used mattress. You'd be like, you've got to

813
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: use met never buy you use towels or a used rope.

814
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: But we go to a hotel and that has been

815
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: used so many fucking times you might even buy the

816
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: used rope because you're like, this is so luxurious and

817
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: it's been worn by like hundreds of people. I wonder

818
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 1: whatever it is a Google's never mind, like a duvet

819
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: that doesn't come off, like and then you can just

820
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: wash the blanket without like why is there that not

821
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: a thing? Yeah, they do. That's what they put in.

822
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: That's a blanket, is what you put inside. But you

823
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: put it in there so you protect to so you

824
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: don't have to wash it because their pains in the

825
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: has to wash. And I think it's called a comforter. Yeah, comforter. Yeah, okay,

826
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: next year start alright. Spotifies in the process of removing

827
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: Neil Young's catalog, long does it take to remove something

828
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: in the process? This is fucking break just when people say,

829
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: like it has to uploaded, just take it off. Things

830
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: are so fast digitally in the process. What do they

831
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: have to slowly type in his name and then select

832
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: all and then delete boom done? I mean, you know,

833
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: and then like really, only Horse with No Name is

834
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: the only song that has a lot of listens and

835
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: guess what um good for Neil Young. He didn't think

836
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: that was going to make them. Actually, you know, well

837
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: he's coming out with a new album. It was good.

838
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: Whoever thought of it there doesn't need any more money.

839
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: But the thing catalog is sold, so he's not million

840
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: dollars he sold it. Well, you don't think it has

841
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: anything to do with him coming out with a new album.

842
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: People always want more. No, I think he actually is

843
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: standing up for what's right. I mean a lot of

844
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: people are fucking sick of this, but it's just I mean,

845
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: you could be you're suspected about everything. I'm not. I'm not.

846
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 1: I'm such not a conspirace UFOs. I'll just like you

847
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: think coming out with new fucking tour Aliens every time

848
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: there's you think those Aliens are going out with a

849
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: new tour, the try to promoters. Yeah, on the new

850
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: movie Alien seven coming out. Yeah, I just think that

851
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: it's a weird time. Like I just think that, like

852
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: you still want more money whenever you you want more fame,

853
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: especially when you're older, Like this is a way for

854
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: him to like be in the news, Like how else

855
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: is he going to be in the news. I think

856
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: Kanye does ship like that all the time, like people

857
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: do it all the time. Bill Young has always been

858
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: someone who like is is a you know, he's a protester.

859
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: He stands up for what's right and loves America, and

860
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: it's just a but then people are like, if you

861
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: stand up for what's right and freedom of speech, but

862
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: then you're trying to silence Joe Rogan thinks he's doing

863
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: the same thing. So yeah, I know, I know, I know.

864
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: The problem is why Trump was taken off Twitter is

865
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: because it leads to people being harmed. Freedom of speech

866
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: is only protected under the guise of your not harming anyone,

867
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: and spreading misinformation about climate change in the vaccine and

868
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: covid is it's harming people. And Spotify claim that they've

869
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: removed twenty other podcast episodes and also um they were

870
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: talking like forty episodes of Joe Rogan's so it's not

871
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 1: that he doesn't have any of this. I don't listen

872
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: to Joe like actively to podcast, so I don't know

873
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: what's going on, But you know, I just heard recently

874
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: that he's had you know, Brent, I listened to both

875
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: about those podcasts or Jordan Peter and he's not like

876
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: forcing anyone to do anything because he's just talking. So

877
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't saying what he believes. It's it's the problem,

878
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: the problem. He's not even saying anything he believed. He

879
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: just asked questions of these doctors. I've seen quotes where

880
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: he's like, if I were a young person, I would

881
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: not get the vacue like he gives advice. So I

882
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: have seen those quotes before, like specifically Becord he has

883
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: on apparently they talked about there's no climate change and

884
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: saying that scientists are making this up. Neil Young. I

885
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: mean that's where I I like the COVID stuff. I

886
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: just like, I'm just tired of even paying attention to

887
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: any of it. But when someone questions climate change, I

888
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: just what would be the point of doing that? Like

889
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: who was making money off of spreading? You can find

890
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: you can find doctors that like whatever your narrative is,

891
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: it can doctor that leans back in his chair, yeah,

892
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: with the long hair and stuff, and everyone's like, man,

893
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: he's a doctor though he went to you know, Johns

894
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: Hopkins for eight years ago, but he also you know,

895
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 1: killed nine But I you know, I love Joe Rogan.

896
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: I think he's a nice guy and uh so, and

897
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: I do not listen to a show, so I don't understand,

898
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: but I just read some you know, and maybe the

899
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: headline I read was totally I did see a video

900
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: of on ttok of TikTok and uh and he had

901
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: this guy on and he was like, my okrada whatever.

902
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: Some ship with your heart is caused by the vaccine

903
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: and young people more than COVID. And then guys like

904
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: that's not true, like COVID. Actually, it's like you're six

905
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: times more likely to get it. And Joe Rong was like, no,

906
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: I read it different, and the guys like, no, you're wrong,

907
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: and jo was like, no, I saw it, pull it up.

908
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 1: And then he starts reading it and it's like he's

909
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: definitely wrong, like Rogan's wrong, and and they and you

910
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: just see him go well and then he goes, well,

911
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: who wrote this? And it's just like, but that's what

912
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 1: you use like the other way, and that's what everyone does.

913
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: I read this thing and you go, you read it.

914
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: But he uses publications that fit his narrative. Like that's

915
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: where I like one clip from a three hour show.

916
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: I think, like it's just you have to remember that

917
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: clips tell one story and then the whole show tells

918
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: that clip had all the contexts from it. Yeah, of

919
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: three hours, I know, but I mean I look, that

920
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: clip was exactly It's exactly what happened in that two

921
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: minutes whatever it was. I think like the guy claimed,

922
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: Joe claimed something that wasn't true. The guy claimed something

923
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: that argued it, and then he's was proven wrong and

924
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: then said if Joe would have looked up something and

925
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: it would have proved him right, he would be like,

926
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: see it's right, of course. But those who wrote that, yeah, yeah, yeah,

927
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: I mean that's what everyone does when something. He addressed

928
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: it after the fact, like he he talked about that clip.

929
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: I don't remember what he said because it was a

930
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: little bit ago, but at least he like owned up

931
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: to it or like addressed it and explained what he

932
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: meant or whatever. Look, I don't have like I just think, like,

933
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't know he. I just think that he However

934
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: you feel about the vaccine, I'm definitely like, I think

935
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: people should take it that even if he's just questioning it.

936
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: Him questioning it and makes people then like not want

937
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: to take it. Yeah, but it's you know, so it

938
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: is what it is. But he just well, the issue

939
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: is is he needs to realize the power he has

940
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: and what he wants to do with that power. Like

941
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: it's it's no, there's he's just people he's doing something

942
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: good with that power. That's come on, you can't, you can't.

943
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm not say I know that's an extreme, but everyone

944
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: thinks you're doing good right right, Like Hitler thought he

945
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: was doing something right. You can't compare. I'm not saying

946
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's Hitler. I'm saying the thought process of like, well,

947
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 1: he thinks he's doing the right thing. That doesn't Alex

948
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: Jones thinks he's doing the right thing when he said

949
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: Sandy Hook is a is a hoax, you know what

950
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: I mean? He thought he was doing the right thing

951
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: by showing what's really going anyone who gives that guy

952
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: a platform, Alex Jones, after what he's done to those

953
00:51:54,680 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: families of that lost children and Sandy Hook is uh,

954
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: that's the biggest issue I've ever Like, there's a great

955
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: Same Harris podcast about that recently. What those people have

956
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: had do you know the Sandy Hook parents have had

957
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: to relocate, like moved ten times, some of them because

958
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: they are, they got docs and people's stalk them, think

959
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: that they're fake, that their actors and these kids kids

960
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: were It's like the worst thing I've ever heard. The

961
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: fact that Alex Jones is allowed to have ever a

962
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: microphone in front of his face is despicable that he's

963
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: caused that for those people. And the problem is the

964
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: nut jobs who take this ship seriously. Yeah, I I

965
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: tend to not have as much of a I don't

966
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: care if people question things or whatever. But it's like,

967
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: you're also like smartest. I don't know. I just think

968
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: like dumber people will take whatever you say and then

969
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: like multiply it by a ton. Yes, you know what

970
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean. You have to realize that people are will

971
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: look at You're talking about a comedian today who I

972
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: think gets trash and like one of the dumbest people,

973
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: like the worst comedians going. And we were talking about

974
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: someone who opens for them, and like, we don't think

975
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: that person is that funny, and you were like, and

976
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: it's just like weird that this person who opens the

977
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: girl that opens for this guy thinks that she's really funny.

978
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 1: And I go and like post these clips where she's

979
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: killing and I go, yeah, because those audiences are fucking stupid.

980
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: They'll laugh at and if you went up and for

981
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: those audiences, you would fucking kill. These people are morons

982
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: and they need to be entertained too. But it's like

983
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: it's it's not even it's there's you wonder is it

984
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 1: the person who's doing it or the person the people

985
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: who are listening and um, and also these people have money.

986
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: Stupid people have money too. Let's wrap this up and

987
00:53:52,120 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: go to fan trax. Alright, no, what do you have

988
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: for us this week? Okay, I have a really fun

989
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: story from Sophia to start with. Okay, Okay, Nicky, Andrew

990
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 1: and Noah, Okay, this is really random that I was

991
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: listening to today's episode. We were talking about UM like

992
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: breathing heavily on UM game Boy game to try to

993
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: like get them to work again, and it just brought

994
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 1: back this memory that I always thought was so weird.

995
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 1: So I wanted to share this with you guys. I

996
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: was a dancer and whenever the CD would skip in

997
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: the studio, UM are crazy as dance teacher would be

998
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: like just flush them. So it was kind of like

999
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: an honor if you've got to take the c D

1000
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: to the toilet and we put it in the toilet

1001
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: and flush, soul just circle around the toilet to like

1002
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: clean it would it wouldn't go down her hands and

1003
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: back in the toilet, bool, take out the CD, dry

1004
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: it and give it back to her and um it

1005
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 1: was so again what Um? Yeah, I'm not really sure

1006
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: if that was like to put her hands in the toilets,

1007
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 1: but we all thought a really really fun I don't know,

1008
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: I just want to share that. Wait, why not the sink?

1009
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: Why did toilet? Because it would swirl around and it's

1010
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: kind of cool because it doesn't go down the drain

1011
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: and so it's just fun as a kid to like

1012
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: put something in toilet and flush it and watch it

1013
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: go like and also why did that work? And do

1014
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: you remember how many different techniques there were to make

1015
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: your CD not skip? I used to lick it like, uh,

1016
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: I would take it on my jeans and I would

1017
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 1: scrub it like I would spin it around on my jeans.

1018
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: But that's probably where it got crud and then it

1019
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: would skip because it was it would fix it and

1020
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: then it would eventually skip again. But but why would

1021
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: it skip again too? Like why does it skips? But

1022
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: why because it got scratched doing what what was going on?

1023
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: Being bouncing around and different things in your you know,

1024
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,760
Speaker 1: in the I mean I was, you must have terrible

1025
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: with CDs. If I was, oh my god, my c

1026
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: I was some people who are like organized books with

1027
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: all the liner notes and everything. I'd have a book.

1028
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 1: I'd start with a book, it up and then slowly

1029
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: the CDs were on the ground. They were school. I

1030
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: have two CDs left that were good, and it was

1031
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: Hoodie and the Blowfish because I didn't listen to it

1032
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: or like. It was like two CDs that like got

1033
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: played twice and I like one song on it. Like

1034
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: any CD I wanted was just what I have. I

1035
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: have so many c ds that I've collected and I

1036
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: cannot listen to any of them because there's no way

1037
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 1: to play CDs anymore. No, there's no CD players ever.

1038
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get in the car that's still like a

1039
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: rental car still has it. But um, I used to

1040
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: love god. CDs were so satisfying when they'd go and

1041
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 1: you'd like feed the player and they'd go like and

1042
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: it would like eat it. And then it would be

1043
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: like do you remember having like a ten c D

1044
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 1: changer to be like the cartridge they you put in

1045
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: your car in the middle and click miss clicks like

1046
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: you don't get his money clicks. And I love like satisfying,

1047
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: like machines just going like please Okay. Next, I like

1048
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: a CD player, like where you close the yellow one

1049
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: that you get that little clip. Oh it is a

1050
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: tape player. Maybe the yellow It was like a yellow walkman.

1051
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: It was like when she's stronger. It was a sports walking.

1052
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: I just love a crunchy clothes, an old car phone

1053
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: that you would clip. Oh my god, have you played that?

1054
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: Pay attention to me on on TikTok where they try

1055
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: to recreate noises like it's like, okay, Andrew, you want

1056
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: to play it really quick, just really quick. Okay, make

1057
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: this noise. No no, no, no, no with your mouth.

1058
00:57:49,920 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: It's not great any noise. Oh that's good. Give me

1059
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: one more. Give you one more. I want to try it. Okay, wait, no,

1060
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: what you get one too? Okay one second? Hold on.

1061
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: That was me writing your name on a piece of paper. Okay. Next. Next,

1062
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: fan threats everyone, here's Victor. Hey, Nikki, Andrew, Noah, my

1063
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: name is Victor. I just fetched wrapped up, catching up

1064
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: on all the episodes. Uh, definitely a big fan of

1065
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: Yours and the podcast. I wanted to comments on episode

1066
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: fourteen and the story of Nikki entering a party and

1067
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: Andrew doesn't recognize their for a second, so Nicky breaks

1068
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: into a silly dance to try to avoid the sexualization.

1069
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: I thought that was one of the funniest stories of

1070
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: all of the podcast, and that reminded me of in college,

1071
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: me and my friends had a senior house and we

1072
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: never closed the front door. Um, but there was a

1073
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 1: screen door, so if somebody did enter, you know, the

1074
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: whole house could hear it. And I don't know why

1075
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: this started, but eventually, you know, anytime one of us

1076
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: comes in through the front door, we'd all be like, oh,

1077
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: look who it is, Look who's here, and just kind of,

1078
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: you know, give each other ship. And you know, long

1079
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: after this precedent was set, one day, I'm in the

1080
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: living room. I can't see the front door, but obviously

1081
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: I hear it open, and I immediately jumped into, oh,

1082
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: look who it is. And then I just ceased to

1083
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: mail dropped into the hallway and it was our post office,

1084
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: you know, person delivering because you know, we don't have

1085
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: a mailbox, and obviously the doors not closed so they

1086
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: can't use the little kind of opened the screen door

1087
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: and tossed it in, and I was so embarrassed in

1088
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: my roommates. Never let me live it there look again,

1089
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: the fucking federal worker. It is yeah, yeah, it all.

1090
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: Mr Ship stays so embarrassing when you talk to someone

1091
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: in a way that you usually talked to some again,

1092
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 1: just go, like, remind me of Swingers scene when the

1093
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: guys at the door is he brown? Is he is

1094
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: he clean? Does he want to have some? I don't know.

1095
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: You reference Swingers all the time, and it's just it's

1096
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 1: lost on me twice, but no that I hear Swingers

1097
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: references so often sometimes I think, I like, why does

1098
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: every man in my life know that movie so well?

1099
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: Why do you feel so seen by it? Because there's

1100
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: sad men calling women over and over? Whatever? It is

1101
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: all right, next day, Thank you, Victor. That was great.

1102
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's go the final thought. Okay, here's um

1103
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: a voicemail from Sarah. Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah, this

1104
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: is Sarah. I'm just worried that I made my mom

1105
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast, and oh my god, my sweet

1106
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: Irish Christian mother has been making anal jokes NonStop too

1107
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: when you listen, I'm sorry this pitch has had a

1108
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: sexual awakening at the right page of sixty five since

1109
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: becoming the bestie and man and yeah, I also just

1110
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: wanted to say a quick thank you to Nikki for

1111
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: blind to a DM my son about eating the sort

1112
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: of recovery stuff. And it was really nice to have

1113
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: someone give it to me straight as this is what

1114
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: worked for me take or leave it instead of preaching. Um.

1115
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, gay recovery and new angle at the weekend

1116
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: and I feel so good about everything, So thank you NICKI. Um, yeah,

1117
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: you guys are all absolute sweethearts. I love the podcast

1118
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: so much. Thank you. What was her name, Sarah? Sarah,

1119
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: I love you so much. I think I've anything I wish.

1120
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 1: She told us. One of the anal jokes are, no,

1121
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: I want to hear what your mom after hearing her

1122
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: mom talked about her asshole. Yeah that's if you have

1123
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: a binge eating disorder, just get your mom to talk

1124
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 1: about a lot and then stop. Um, Sarah, that was

1125
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: so nice and I believe you're the same Sarah that

1126
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: often watches the Instagram lives and I think I remember

1127
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: talking to you just very recently, So thank you for

1128
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: saying that and reaching out. And um, I love the

1129
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: way you say mother motort her Christians. So she listened

1130
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: to it and now she talks about eating Sarah found us.

1131
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I wonder how we how people even

1132
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 1: find this podcast part of me, Like envisions are like

1133
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: like in a in like um like hills of green

1134
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: of Ireland, And somehow she came across this little like

1135
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: iPod like al and she's like, what's on here? And

1136
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: then it's like I take it in the ash. He's like,

1137
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: my mother needs to hear this, and she runs back

1138
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: to her village. And I picture like someone was at

1139
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: one of our shows and got a Nicky Glazer podcast

1140
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: sticker and it blew in the wind and then it

1141
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: traveled across the Atlantic and landed on the green slopes

1142
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: of Ireland and she was like out collecting milk or

1143
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: something in a bocket, and then it blew up to

1144
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: her foot and she goes, oh, what's this, mother, And

1145
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: then she just down. I think it's a sticker of

1146
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: the Nicky Glazer podcast. And then she goes, oh, she

1147
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: looks like a fine loss and then she typed it

1148
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 1: into her like a local library because they didn't. I

1149
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: don't don't want know why I'm making this like she's

1150
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,479
Speaker 1: living like in like Liverpool, like in a high rise

1151
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: in Ireland. By the way, No, a liver like a

1152
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: pool made a lift. Okay, we gotta wrapp Do we

1153
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: have time for one more? Sorry? Sure your life. Let's um,

1154
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: let's get this message from McKay. McKay McKay, Hey, gang,

1155
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: it's McKay here, a huge fan of the show, Nikki.

1156
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: I really just loved your attitude the other day, UM,

1157
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: towards men with smaller penises. Um. I've actually made it

1158
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: my life mission to always share this story. I have

1159
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: about a time where I met a man and he

1160
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: actually had a micro penis, and he was really hesitant

1161
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: to show me, which was totally fine. You know. I'm

1162
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: sure it's been like a really embarrassing experience in the past,

1163
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 1: but honestly I was okay with it, um, because he

1164
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 1: didn't really want to do anything sex wise. But when

1165
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: I tell you, his finger popping game was absolutely immaculate.

1166
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: I mean, his tongue game was great too. But really,

1167
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: I've just never come so hard off of someone fingering

1168
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: me alone. Um and so yeah, just I always just

1169
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: want to share with Almond Allman, because you know, there's

1170
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: there's the too small, the too big, and the just right,

1171
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: and all men should just know how to please those

1172
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: of us with vaginas without their penis. There's there's so

1173
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: many other body parts that you can use that will

1174
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: get the job done and honestly probably better. Um. So yeah,

1175
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw that out there too, just

1176
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: because I feel like that is on everyone who is

1177
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 1: sleeping with someone with the penis, Like we just have

1178
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 1: to keep educating them on how vagina's work. I love

1179
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: you guys, have a great day. What a great close

1180
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: to the show. Yes, I feel like the best orgasms

1181
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: I've had in bed have been with fingers. Uh and

1182
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:50,439
Speaker 1: obviously toys, but really above penises, penises do feel great.

1183
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 1: There's a connection to be had when there's one inside you.

1184
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: It does feel good. But I gotta be honest, the

1185
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: best orgasms are finger induced, so unless you have micro fingies,

1186
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 1: but that's yeah, you know, any comments, no, okay for once?

1187
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: Oh wait you closed with no, I like that? Did

1188
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: you just realize what you did? I didn't, But that

1189
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 1: was a great fucking you just didn't Yeah, but that

1190
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: was great, full sentence. Thank you guys so much for listening.

1191
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: Have such a good weekend and don't be cut out

1192
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: there and check dude by the pool. Liverpool in the

1193
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: Poolmato Livers younger