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Speaker 1: another up the twenties. I'm five. Hello. Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Seth mcelroyd. I'm calling from medical clinic. I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for Jessica. Hi. Yes, sushi, Hi Jessica. How are you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? So I have on my notes here that

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Speaker 1: you and a mark as we're in here to get

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Speaker 1: some blood work done, and I've got the results for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, great, cool, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. So

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Speaker 1: let's go over this here. I'm both of you are healthy.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, but yeah, yeah, I know you're just

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Speaker 1: kind of getting a routine thing done. But when we

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Speaker 1: did the DNA screen, there was something interesting that we found.

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Speaker 1: Oh um, okay. And I don't know if you knew

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Speaker 1: this already. I'm assuming you probably did, but you two

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Speaker 1: are related. I'm what, Yeah, that's kind of kind of exciting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't know that? Wait what I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. Well, what I'm saying is we got the

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Speaker 1: DNA screening back and it wasn't a coincidence. We tested

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Speaker 1: it three times. But you are related to Mark? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean exactly? Please explain? I mean you should

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Speaker 1: be excited you have a new family member. I thought

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Speaker 1: you might have known that you two were related. That's

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Speaker 1: why I figured you came in together. No, Um, we're

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Speaker 1: trying to get married. I don't we're not. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: so is he your fiance? Then? Yes? Oh okay, Well

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Speaker 1: that might explain why you sound a little shocked to

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Speaker 1: learn this. I'm sorry to be rude, but what the

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Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? Excuse my language, but is

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Speaker 1: really upsetting? What are you talking about? Is not funny? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean that you two are related in what way? Well,

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Speaker 1: it looks like you're probably distant cousins. I'd say a

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Speaker 1: second or a third cousin. Holy are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not no, no, no no, no, no, no, this is

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Speaker 1: not okay, this is not okay. I don't know, my god,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I can do to make it okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm just giving you your results, But I mean, look

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Speaker 1: at it this way. You found a new family member.

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Speaker 1: That's exciting. Excuse me, is this funny to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to help you get through this. This has

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Speaker 1: got to be some kind of mistake that was happening here.

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Speaker 1: This could happen. Well, we tested it three times and

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Speaker 1: each time it came back as a DNA match. You

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Speaker 1: two are definitely related. Oh my god, I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: you can have to do it again or something. This

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Speaker 1: is not even possible. Well, if I do it again,

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Speaker 1: it's just going to show the same result. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: you can do. You might as well find the silver

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Speaker 1: lining in things. There is no silver lining. This is

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Speaker 1: not happy. I am about to marry my cousin, is

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Speaker 1: what you're telling me. How is that a happy situation?

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Speaker 1: Distant cousin. It's a distant cousin. You guys are Aren't

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Speaker 1: that related? So I wouldn't be too concerned about it.

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Speaker 1: Aren't that related? Oh my god, I don't even I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm supposed to do. I have

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Speaker 1: to I have to talk to my family about this. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anything to your family, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I mean unless unless that's okay and not frown upon

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Speaker 1: in your family, then I think that'd be fine. It's

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Speaker 1: up to you to do this information what you want

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Speaker 1: to do with it? I don't. I can't. You've just

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Speaker 1: like blown my world up here, and this is funny

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Speaker 1: to you. No, I'm not laughing at all. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to help you through this. It's good. It's got

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Speaker 1: to be a shocking situation for you. It sounds to

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Speaker 1: me like you're you're having fun telling me this information,

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Speaker 1: like you're being some kind of smart ass. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I'm sorry it sounds that way. It

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Speaker 1: shouldn't sound that way one bit. Like right there, what

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Speaker 1: you just said your voice, you just you're having fun

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Speaker 1: telling me this. It's like funny to you. Why Why

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Speaker 1: would I ever think it's funny that you're going to

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Speaker 1: marry your cousin. I wouldn't think that that was funny

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Speaker 1: at all. Because you're laughing. I hear it in your voice.

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Speaker 1: You're laughing. You have a smile on your face. I

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Speaker 1: just wonder how your superiors are going to feel when

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Speaker 1: I tell them how you have been treating me on

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Speaker 1: the phone. I don't think the bows well for you

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Speaker 1: to have a future job in here. You know, they

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Speaker 1: probably take your opinion with a grain of salt. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you are marrying your cousin. What the did you just

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Speaker 1: say to me? I just said that you're burying your cousin,

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Speaker 1: and they might not listen to you like they would

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Speaker 1: listen to a normal person. I am a normal damn person,

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Speaker 1: you little shit. What's normal in your world might not

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Speaker 1: be normal in other people's worlds my world, you little

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Speaker 1: Weasley motherfuck. I wish you were standing right here a

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Speaker 1: strangle your a little stupid you know. I was thinking

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Speaker 1: maybe I can offer you some advice. You well, I

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Speaker 1: was thinking if you break the news to people at

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Speaker 1: the ceremony, you could say, does this cousin take this cousin?

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Speaker 1: That would be kind of funny and people might laugh

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Speaker 1: at that. You are an infusible little turd. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I would like to think that if I were one,

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Speaker 1: I could be flushed to get your supervisor on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now. Well, I can't do that. Run there, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that because this is actually a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What this is actually Jewil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: I don't what are you saying. I'm saying your fiance

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Speaker 1: Mark set you up for a prank phone call. You're

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Speaker 1: not related to him. It was a joke. God you are,

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Speaker 1: he said. He said, you guys went to the doctor

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Speaker 1: to get some blood work done and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you before you got married. I will say

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Speaker 1: this though, I've never been called an unflushable herd before.

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Speaker 1: So good jobs. Week up every morning with jubal foone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On removing ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five