1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: I figured it out. Sidubal show would figure out. I 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: figured it out. Okay, So every kid growing up that 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: you knew that wasn't like gifted athletically necessarily with you know, 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: certain kind of you know, because like fighter pilots and 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: people like that, it's very hard to get those jobs. 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: You gotta stay away through the g forces and they're 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: you know, they gotta train. And all those kids that 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: couldn't do that but wanted to become an astronaut, they 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: just became billionaire. They just bought their own spaceship and 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: they're doing whatever they want. Like Elon Musk, the owner 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: of Tesla and SpaceX, well he just announced that he 12 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 1: wants to do something in space, and everybody is angry 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: with him about it. We'll see how you guys feel. 14 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: But a Canadian company called it Geometric Energy Corporation is 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 1: teaming up with Musk's space X to make advertising in 16 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: space a thing. Yeah, yeah, who's gonna sing the Moon? 17 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: Brought to you by General Electric. Oh my gosh. They're 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: building a satellite called a Cube SAT. One side of 19 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: it will be a pixelated display screen where advertisements, logos, 20 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,960 Speaker 1: and other art will appear. This is insane. And a 21 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: SpaceX rocket will take cube sat into orbit and release it. 22 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: Then a so called selfie stick on the satellite will 23 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: film the display screen and live stream it to YouTube 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,839 Speaker 1: Twitch so we can see whatever's on it down to Earth. 25 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: So wow, if you were to be able to get 26 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: in a spaceship when he puts that up there and 27 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: drive around, you'd see like basically a billboard in space. 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: Elon Musk is putting a billboard in space. Wow. You 29 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: know what Elon Musk has done. He's fallen for pretty 30 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: much a Pyramids game. I feel like that's what like 31 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: the same because the company that has convinced him to 32 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 1: do advertising space is probably sitting there thinking, wow, I 33 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: did not think that would work. Now they're going to 34 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: make billions. I think that their ideas that is so 35 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: cool that they have you know, their name in space 36 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: and as being sent through a computer back right right, 37 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: you know as advertising. Yeah, it's like the cool aspect 38 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,279 Speaker 1: of that. It's like, right, what if it was actually 39 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: like aliens driving by? That's all like, what is that? 40 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good let's go take a look. 41 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: They stop and they're like wait a second, stop, they 42 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: have pumpkin pip flavored oreos on Earth. We must go 43 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: to the grocery store. Grocery store? Can we go to? Yeah? Yeah, 44 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: what is the Krispy kreame? We must go get a 45 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: Krispy Kreme. That'd be so confusing for aliens though passing by, 46 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: just like what, I don't what is that? I feel 47 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: like they're gonna get real mad, Yeah, mad, And they'd 48 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: be very angry because you know, you can't have billboards 49 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: in Hawaii, Yeah, because it messes up the scenery. So 50 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: I wonder if the people that are already out in 51 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: space are gonna be angry that their scenery is being 52 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,519 Speaker 1: messed up a completely ruined or something. They're gonna see 53 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: was performing at your local casino and be like, oh, 54 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: I want to see Gloria Stefan. People are very angry 55 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: about it. That'd be an understatement. An author named Alan 56 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: Baxter tweeted quote, f this guy is our night skies. 57 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: Fire him into the FFing sun, billionaires, our planetary cancer. 58 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: He's hotly the nice guy right. Another writer named Daniel 59 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: Weisberger said quote, Elon must sucks so bad. If I'm 60 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: out there camping looking for constellations and I see an 61 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: effing billboard. Instead, I'm gonna lose my effing mind. I 62 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: don't think that's how I was gonna. Okay, guess what 63 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: She's gonna be losing her mind at a tent like 64 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: I was at an RV park, and Elon Musk it's 65 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: gonna be in a spaceship. He doesn't care one bit. 66 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: Won Its gonna be advertising bill Ingvoll the Blue Collar 67 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: Comedy Tour coming to Pluto very soon. If you ever 68 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: have you air had a car sitting in your lawn 69 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: on bricks, If you ever did that, you might be 70 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: an Earthlings a blue comedy where you're from last you 71 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: might be an Earthling. El we just got off on 72 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,119 Speaker 1: the stupid thing. Okay, let's get back on track. If 73 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: you ever put normal pet troll in your car, you 74 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: might be Earthling. That kills them, that kills them on 75 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: Jupiter kills and the clubs out there text in four 76 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: one O six one, What do you think about Elon 77 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: Musk advertising in space? I'm fine with it. Advertise everywhere. 78 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Whatever you want, all right, Anything you 79 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: missed on the show, you can always find it at 80 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, TikTok and Instagram. You can follow all 81 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at thatreas, 82 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio.