Speaker 1: Didn't you say your dad would take you out of
Speaker 1: school for the first two days of the March madness?
Speaker 1: Right right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember when kids got taken out of school
Speaker 1: to do non school shit. I thought that was the
Speaker 1: sickest shit that could ever happen to you. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you want? Are you going to dentist appointment
Speaker 1: to Like, nah, dude, I'm going to wrestle Mania. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you motherfucker wow. I mean even though that shit was
Speaker 1: on a Sunday, but you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: there were kids that would go. They're like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going to the Laker game, but we're gonna go have
Speaker 1: like we're gonna go to Phillips or something for I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is you don't do that for your kids, though, Jack,
Speaker 1: you don't spread that same I took.
Speaker 2: I took my kid to Disneyland on his birthday one time.
Speaker 2: Oh that's and it was like a Wednesday, and that
Speaker 2: was tight because it's like less crowded and ship and yeah,
Speaker 2: it was fun.
Speaker 1: Would your dad ever do like frivolously be like, nah, man,
Speaker 1: I had to go to I had to go to
Speaker 1: fucking duncan man. I just want to go with somebody.
Speaker 2: I mean, the first couple of days of the NCAA
Speaker 2: tournament is kind of frivolous, Like we weren't always going
Speaker 2: to the game. We're like, oh, watching that shit on.
Speaker 1: Oh that's even Oh wow, hold on, bro, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm so off my ship. I don't have any of
Speaker 1: my ships together.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so off my ship. I don't have any
Speaker 2: of my ships together. And that is a little thing
Speaker 2: that people probably should know about the show is that
Speaker 2: before we.
Speaker 1: Hit recording America together.
Speaker 2: Miles talks about not having any of the ships together,
Speaker 2: and I sing the Entourage at the beginning of the
Speaker 2: Entourage theme to just get everybody.
Speaker 3: In the right Oh yeah, just.
Speaker 2: Make sure everybody the right mind frame. Hello the Internet,
Speaker 2: and welcome to season three point fifty six, episode two
Speaker 2: of Dir Daley's yea production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 3: This is a podcast before we take a teat into.
Speaker 2: America's sharing consciousness, and it is America's only decided decided podcasts.
Speaker 2: Were uh four people who are still undecided voters heading
Speaker 2: into the upcoming election. I just don't know just what
Speaker 2: I need more viewing parties where The New York Times
Speaker 2: buys me snacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Oh man, where the snack's good? Did they
Speaker 1: describe what the snacks were? They're just like and we
Speaker 1: offered them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was some snack that she was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I can't find the red kind. You found the red kind.
Speaker 2: I've been looking for those. Thanks. No, it wasn't Star Wars.
Speaker 2: It was like a I think maybe like tackies or
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 1: The Blue Talkies? I mean I feel like the Blue
Speaker 1: Talkies are more sought after these days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, man, or.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're looking for cigarettes like Marlboroughs and like, oh
Speaker 1: you got the reds hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Anyways, great?
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: New York Times podcast called The run Up. They give
Speaker 2: it give us a looking to how they reviewed the
Speaker 2: last debate with an undecided voter, and it involved flying
Speaker 2: to their house and buying them a bunch of snacks,
Speaker 2: right to reward them for their racism. Anyways, It's Tuesday,
Speaker 2: September seventeenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Did we say that yet?
Speaker 1: Did we?
Speaker 2: I don't think?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Can you tell me? Can I
Speaker 1: tell you? But I've been sick, man, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: off my ship. You know what? It's National Professional House
Speaker 1: Cleaner's Day, National Apple Dumpling Day. Remember what was the
Speaker 1: Apple Dumpling Gang?
Speaker 5: Was that?
Speaker 1: Like? What the fuck was that? Was that a show
Speaker 1: or a book or an I.
Speaker 2: Think I think that right, wasn't it with alfalfa? Was
Speaker 2: that apple dumping Gang?
Speaker 1: That's little rascals. Little rascal Yeah, anyway, Apple Gang. Because
Speaker 1: Constitution Day and Citizenship Day, National Voter Registration Day, National
Speaker 1: It Professionals Day, and shout out to all my homies
Speaker 1: who like to have their sandwiches dusted. And I don't
Speaker 1: mean problematically, I mean with a little powdered sugar because
Speaker 1: it's National Moni Crystal Day. I love a money Crystal.
Speaker 2: Is that what a money crystal is?
Speaker 1: Fried Ham and cheese sandwich a little bit of powdered
Speaker 1: sugar on it? Could only could only be American.
Speaker 2: Apple Dumpling Gang is a film from nineteen seventy five,
Speaker 2: a comedy western film starring Don Knotts all Right in
Speaker 2: a movie for Disney. Oh that's why I like love Knots.
Speaker 1: They do they do?
Speaker 3: They ways. My name is Jack O'Brien aka.
Speaker 4: If I purse my lips, then will you still call
Speaker 4: me Superman?
Speaker 2: S ou p if I drink from a straw.
Speaker 4: Will Jesse Waters misunderstand, I'll teach you all the ways
Speaker 4: they mask their forgillity fuck the right.
Speaker 2: That is courtesy of the One the Only Hamburger. Time
Speaker 2: on the Discord, Yummy, and I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 2: as always by my co host mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 1: Miles Gray back from a long delay. I'm still the
Speaker 1: showgun with no gun, or the showgun with no buns,
Speaker 1: the lord of non existent now guys, the man whose
Speaker 1: backside is flatter than Kyrie's earth. Shout out scheming Chuck
Speaker 1: on the discord, because yeah, talk about my how my
Speaker 1: my glutes are suffering from podcasts. Although look, part of
Speaker 1: getting on my my health kickback, I'm on that bike.
Speaker 1: I'm working these glutes. They're gonna be plump.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, sit on that flat ass the will
Speaker 2: you do that? Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: My forty year old ass. I'm like looking at him, like, bro,
Speaker 1: you need to hit this bike man, just like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's the shape of my chair as if like it's
Speaker 1: like Plato and it's absorbed to the chair.
Speaker 2: Compare a normal human body today to the Greek sculptures
Speaker 2: and the ass is going to jump out at you.
Speaker 2: They had ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they did well.
Speaker 2: Miles, as was mentioned on yesterday's Trending episode, a great
Speaker 2: big happy birthday to you, Oh, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 2: and also a great big happy birthday to our guests.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: A brilliant talented writer, podcaster, producer who's written for publications
Speaker 2: like The New York Times of New Yorker. Was a
Speaker 2: producer on Everybody's in La. One of my favorite things
Speaker 2: that happened on TV in the last year. Was a
Speaker 2: co host of the legendary podcast Girls and Hoodies and
Speaker 2: Night Call. The writer, creator and host of the wonderful
Speaker 2: podcast Heidi World, The Heidi Fly Story and writer creator
Speaker 2: and host of the legendary podcast Jenna World. Please welcome
Speaker 2: back to the show, Molly Wimber.
Speaker 6: But that was just like you had to hold me
Speaker 6: back there, or when you were talking about what the
Speaker 6: Apple Dumpling Gang is, I'm like, it's a Disney movie,
Speaker 6: children's movie.
Speaker 2: I was like, I just well know that went on
Speaker 2: Molly's face when I said, oh, that's the one with Alfalfa, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah. It was like taking everything in my in my
Speaker 6: power not to go rascals.
Speaker 1: Right, talking about tweeting them. Weren't in that Apple Dumpling Gang.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to remember what I.
Speaker 6: Like different gangs of children.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was bad for the streets.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was. I remember the blood in the
Speaker 1: streets that year seventy two. But it was one of
Speaker 1: those It was one of those things. I think I
Speaker 1: only remember it because it felt like like the videos
Speaker 1: you would watch on a rainy day at school, Like
Speaker 1: you would be on the cart and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, we've got goonies Apple Dumpling Gang or the
Speaker 1: second tape from Roots and we're like, all right, goonies,
Speaker 1: I guess. And I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: Apple Dumpling Gang?
Speaker 6: And Myles was like, I would like to watch the
Speaker 6: Apple Dumpling Game Dumpling Gang for me, Miss.
Speaker 2: Pops a big giant lollipop in his mouth.
Speaker 1: Watch hat.
Speaker 2: Coming back.
Speaker 1: They're coming back.
Speaker 3: Molly. Was recently your birthday as well as myles birthday.
Speaker 3: We have a birthday off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Virgo gang. Yeahs the Little Rascals and who's the
Speaker 6: Apple Dumpling Gang gonna?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a d G, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: I do The Little Rascals. They were all like you
Speaker 6: know about the curse.
Speaker 1: In the show, like, oh god, yeah.
Speaker 6: Bad things happen to like all almost all of them.
Speaker 6: I think it's kind of like, not so much that
Speaker 6: it's a curse, is that they were all child actors
Speaker 6: at a.
Speaker 2: Time when there was zero accountability for powerful people.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they invented the law. Yeah, one of them, Jackie Coogan.
Speaker 6: They like invented the lot of protect child actors because
Speaker 6: of him.
Speaker 1: So I need a Cougan account to make money as
Speaker 1: a child.
Speaker 6: Wow, he's a little rascal. And then he became Uncle Fester.
Speaker 1: Oh he was on? Wait he was yo, hold on, So.
Speaker 6: This is the kind of this is contemporary gossip. I
Speaker 6: bring to.
Speaker 1: What fuck did you just say he was uncle? Which
Speaker 1: which rascal was he?
Speaker 6: He was like like a lesser rascal, you know, slimy or.
Speaker 1: Something, the Irish one. He was also names.
Speaker 2: He's also the kid and Charlie Chaplin's the kid.
Speaker 6: Oh maybe that's what I'm thinking. Maybe he wasn't even
Speaker 6: a little rascal and I am feeding you false information.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, you he was not. He was not
Speaker 1: a rascal.
Speaker 2: It turns out he was a little rascal, but just
Speaker 2: a little Yeah, a little fucking rascal.
Speaker 3: And there is the problem.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even stop myself from saying in front of
Speaker 2: this child, yeah.
Speaker 6: Well they're rascals, that's what they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, So fuck that. Let's get let's go back
Speaker 2: in on this, all right, Molly, We're thrilled to have
Speaker 2: you here. We're gonna get to know you a little
Speaker 2: bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell
Speaker 2: the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about today.
Speaker 2: We're talking about Laura Lumer being a problem for Trump
Speaker 2: allies and Trump supporters allegedly. We'll see, you know, Trump
Speaker 2: doesn't seem to be too worried about her presence around
Speaker 2: his campaign.
Speaker 1: But no, he seems quite excited.
Speaker 2: The others seem okay with it. Talk about Eric Adams
Speaker 2: just generally killing it, his just killing you office, his
Speaker 2: mayoral office is just falling apart around him, Jesus. But
Speaker 2: we'll also talk about this news story about a shooting.
Speaker 2: I'll just read NYPD officer, three others shot during showdown
Speaker 2: with armed fair beater at Brooklyn l subway station. You're
Speaker 2: never gonna guess who did the shooting, guys, it's not
Speaker 2: what that headline.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about MTG.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about of course, we don't like to acknowledge
Speaker 2: other podcasts on this show were secure. Yeah, I will
Speaker 2: acknowledge a good podcast for children about bugs because it's
Speaker 2: very little overlap.
Speaker 1: You're like, dude, they're shitting there for us too though
Speaker 1: it's actually like really smart and like red bugs, dude
Speaker 1: flying overhead.
Speaker 3: I have the mind of a child.
Speaker 1: I want know that, and.
Speaker 2: Thank you Miles. But so there's there is a podcast
Speaker 2: that's coming for us, and we're a little worried about it,
Speaker 2: so we just want to get ahead of it and
Speaker 2: tell you why it's no good. It is, of course,
Speaker 2: the No Such Podcast, which is a cute title for
Speaker 2: the n Essays official podcast. There they launched a podcast
Speaker 2: is called No Such Podcast. Yeah, it's launched, baby, it's out,
Speaker 2: and uh it's I.
Speaker 6: Guess that means I didn't get the job.
Speaker 2: Well, actually you had to. They kept it internal for
Speaker 2: some reason. Uh so you had to work for the
Speaker 2: NSA to even like work on or host this show.
Speaker 2: They didn't can't be a one time NSA analyst. It
Speaker 2: helped been active internal talent search. Can you imagine the
Speaker 2: whole The whole thing just reads like a fucking corporate
Speaker 2: communication from HR. But it is pretty wild that they've
Speaker 2: stooped to our level, and uh.
Speaker 3: That they like the reason why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's budget cuts and it's something else. They they're
Speaker 2: kind of victims of their own success in a way.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that plenty more, but first, Molly Lambert,
Speaker 2: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 2: from your search history?
Speaker 6: Oh god, I didn't think about this time.
Speaker 2: Amazing, last time I looked around.
Speaker 1: Find it, find it, find it?
Speaker 3: Do you want to come back?
Speaker 1: And no, no, she's looking.
Speaker 6: Oh you thought you think I came with an underrated overrated.
Speaker 1: I'm asking chat GPT right now. Uh Oh.
Speaker 6: I was reading okay, I was reading about Perry Farrell
Speaker 6: and Dave Navarro getting in a fifth what heen? Yeah,
Speaker 6: they just announced the tour is canceled. The world tour.
Speaker 1: Okay, So for people who don't know, Like over the weekend,
Speaker 1: there was a clip of Perry Farrell like mid song,
Speaker 1: marching up to to Dave Navarro like pushing him and
Speaker 1: then like having like the most extreme locked up like
Speaker 1: anger face and then started really getting in his face.
Speaker 1: And then crew came out of the wings to like
Speaker 1: separate them. Dave Navarro puts his guitar dow. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking off this, and I know as a band,
Speaker 1: they've all like there's so much infighting in and that.
Speaker 3: Talking about of course wait, not a.
Speaker 6: I'm not a James Addiction fan at all, but I
Speaker 6: am a fascinated by inter band fights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything, is there anything? Do we know anything?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds like they did, and they just put
Speaker 6: out statement today that the tour is canceled now.
Speaker 1: But like what it was over like is just because
Speaker 1: Perry Farrell, Like.
Speaker 6: Perry was drunk.
Speaker 1: He was drunk. He was drunk.
Speaker 6: He's apparently getting really drunk on the tour and like
Speaker 6: rambling into the mic and so he was really drunk,
Speaker 6: was like going off on some monologue and then Dave
Speaker 6: Navarro started playing guitar to kind of be like, hey,
Speaker 6: back to the thing that we are playing.
Speaker 3: My political campaign here ship.
Speaker 1: He's like, no soap boxing, Parry. We talked about this.
Speaker 6: Yere came over and got in his face.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I think like.
Speaker 6: Dave Novarro seems like he's dealt with a lot of
Speaker 6: big personalities in his life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, just in the least. I mean, the
Speaker 2: ship is like, the fight is. Yeah, he looks like
Speaker 2: an elderly drunk man, you know, Perry Farrow. Like the
Speaker 2: way coming at him kind of like has his chest up.
Speaker 2: You know when people like talk about getting your chest up.
Speaker 2: You don't really actually see people do that until this video.
Speaker 2: But he like really like sticks his chest out, like yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks like yeah, yeah, exactly. It looks like a
Speaker 2: pigeon trying to fight another pigeon. Dave nowhere. I was
Speaker 2: just like, oh man, he's got that well worn h
Speaker 2: This fucking guy attitude made me.
Speaker 6: Think of an underrated, overrated, underrated and I know you
Speaker 6: would underrated possums, underrated possums, underrated possums.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, I love that.
Speaker 6: I've been just seeing possums a lot recently and being like, Wow,
Speaker 6: they are cool.
Speaker 1: That's it. Hey, you know what they are cool. They're
Speaker 1: cool by me. They're cool by me.
Speaker 6: I like drop some fruit in my yard and one
Speaker 6: like truly came out of a bush and like took
Speaker 6: the fruit and then like disappeared back into the bush.
Speaker 6: And I was like wow.
Speaker 2: And you could choose to get completely freaked out by
Speaker 2: that or a okay with it?
Speaker 6: And you know I was like, Okay, well, okay, that's
Speaker 6: what I'm saying. It's like, we're freaked out by possums,
Speaker 6: overrated squirrels. Why are squirrels? Okay? Possibly tell everybody's yes
Speaker 6: a squirrelsies.
Speaker 3: Yeah I can't, Miles.
Speaker 2: I'm actually reading from the termin x page. If you've
Speaker 2: recently come across a possum, rabies might be on your mind.
Speaker 2: These scavengers are notorious. We're going through carbage blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Any mammal can get rabies, but.
Speaker 1: Generally okay, rare, but it's rare because they have such
Speaker 1: low body temperature.
Speaker 6: You get prepared.
Speaker 1: My mom is a card carrying like literally of like
Speaker 1: the American Opossum Society, because she fucking I'm not joking,
Speaker 1: Ride or Die. I thought you said you thought possums
Speaker 1: were cool, because maybe you caught it reading like a
Speaker 1: Eve Babbitt's book or something. You're like, yo, I've kind
Speaker 1: of fuck with that possum.
Speaker 6: You think they're cool. I think they're There's the one
Speaker 6: that lives in my yard is like so big, I
Speaker 6: can't believe it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen one walk across my yard
Speaker 2: that is like having trouble, like it's having great success
Speaker 2: in the food chain just eating it is it is.
Speaker 3: Out here eating.
Speaker 6: Right, right, So I mean for something that's like sort
Speaker 6: of blind and right, kind of kind of big.
Speaker 2: Looks blind as hell even if it's not blind that
Speaker 2: she looks blind as hell.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because their sounds are all fucked up because
Speaker 1: they literally lead with their face into like untold danger
Speaker 1: because they're like what the bok's going on and they're.
Speaker 6: Like, ah, like they're weird pointy faces look like that
Speaker 6: thing from Beetlejuice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where a Baldwin does his like stretched out face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just being Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then squirrels, Yeah, they're not native like they one
Speaker 2: hundred years ago people thought, I'm just saying they don't
Speaker 2: belong here.
Speaker 6: Now, are you a birther? A squirrel birther?
Speaker 2: I just remember squirrel hearing a podcast where they were like,
Speaker 2: yeah that there were no squirrels in cities along it
Speaker 2: like very recently. And like if you took somebody from
Speaker 2: the past to the present, the first thing they'd notice
Speaker 2: is they'd be like, what the fuck.
Speaker 6: But they'd also be like, where did all the rats go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Why don't we all have rats on your shoulders?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why did the rats that you know populate every city
Speaker 6: and run through the streets at night? Where they go?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: One of the scariest things that you can have. One
Speaker 2: of the scariest animal interactions you can have is one
Speaker 2: a squirrel comes at you instead of running away when
Speaker 2: it's just like, nah, I don't do it.
Speaker 1: I actually, well, this says a lot about you, bro.
Speaker 1: They pull up on you like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't respect them.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna say. They're overreading squirrels.
Speaker 2: Starting ship.
Speaker 1: But they can.
Speaker 6: They can tell you don't respect them. So they're getting
Speaker 6: up in your face.
Speaker 1: Wait, so wait, where does this thing about they're not
Speaker 1: from I'm reading about native squirrel species to California? What what?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Squirrels were purposely introduced to American cities, I see to
Speaker 2: do what? According to National Geographic, those nutty neighbors were
Speaker 2: once seen as a benefit to urban living. I don't
Speaker 2: know why because this is behind a paywall, but National
Speaker 2: Geographic But.
Speaker 1: So the knowledge ends there. Yeah, why or score introduced
Speaker 1: to cities.
Speaker 2: Urban reformers, who thought of the squirrel as a rural
Speaker 2: mascot wanted to bring the animal into places like Manhattan
Speaker 2: Central Park in order to create a bucolic atmosphere that
Speaker 2: was entertaining and lightning and a made up word salubrious.
Speaker 2: In eighteen forty seven, three squirrels were released in Philadelphia's
Speaker 2: Franklin Square Park, and the rest is history.
Speaker 1: The rest is fucking history. Oh okay, so I get okay,
Speaker 1: So that seems maybe more of like an East Coast thing,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, there's I've see like two types of squirrels,
Speaker 1: like gray squirrels and like brown ground squirrels all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh in La they are thriving and they want me
Speaker 2: to know it, and they'll.
Speaker 1: Rub it all those fucking acorns and the weirdest spots.
Speaker 2: We had a squirrel get loose in my house and
Speaker 2: like it's the squirrel that lives in our backyard and
Speaker 2: is just you know, not scared of anybody in our
Speaker 2: household at this point, is just like suck. And it
Speaker 2: was it was very good experience. Uh you just we
Speaker 2: left the back door open and he ran out, but
Speaker 2: he at one point like was standing on a on
Speaker 2: the dinner table, just like looking at everyone.
Speaker 3: And then like ship at us. It was terrifying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that their lack of fear of humans
Speaker 6: freaks me out. Like possums. No, possums are just like
Speaker 6: like if you see a possum and it clocks that
Speaker 6: you see it, it's kind of like no, you didn't, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like, no, I'm dead.
Speaker 6: Stop looking, I'm actually dead.
Speaker 1: I'm actually dead. I'm not here.
Speaker 6: Squirrels do the thing where they like make full eye
Speaker 6: contact and they're like, yeah, that's right, I'm eating your food.
Speaker 1: Get on their hind legs and ship. They're like, what's up, mother,
Speaker 1: which I respect.
Speaker 3: They're gonna do sh no, don't run, They're gonna do ship. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Girl's gonna like steal your lunch, money, steal your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just feel like, mister, steal your squirrel.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right effect.
Speaker 1: And we're back and with a plum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with a little plum plumb like a squirrel. So
Speaker 2: Donald Trump and Laura Lumer suddenly inseparable. Uh and she So,
Speaker 2: Laura Lumer, I had trouble. If I'm being honest, I
Speaker 2: had trouble differentiating between Laura Lumer and other right wing
Speaker 2: like who's the.
Speaker 1: Colorado one, Bobert, Bobert. I had trouble, like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's like an elected official.
Speaker 6: I know they've all got funny names.
Speaker 1: Yesler Lumer, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2: But Laura Lumer is the most mask off racist of
Speaker 2: them all.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: They all seem like they're the villain in the Apple
Speaker 6: playing gang.
Speaker 1: True. Oh yeah, I could definitely see that. Oh man,
Speaker 1: don't go against that. I mean yeah. So she's been
Speaker 1: around Trump a lot that apparently Trump has tried to
Speaker 1: hire her in the past. All the campaign officials are like,
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking no way you can have this person near
Speaker 1: the campaign. It's gonna it's gonna be all bad news.
Speaker 1: But apparently he's getting his way because like, no, I
Speaker 1: want her as much as part of my crew, even
Speaker 1: though she has like no, I guess as they say,
Speaker 1: there's no official, unofficial role. She's just a travel person,
Speaker 1: like someone who travels with the president. That's kind of
Speaker 1: her position. But recently she's been making things very very
Speaker 1: hot because she's because she's so visible with Trump. A
Speaker 1: lot of people are like, yo, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: what kind of like wild ass shit is she tweeting? Like,
Speaker 1: for example, she was talking about how like if Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris is voted into the White House, the White House
Speaker 1: will smell like curry and everyone's like Jesus fucking, which
Speaker 1: is a.
Speaker 2: Good thing, by the way, and but that that's not
Speaker 2: She also goes further and uh says horrible things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean she has all kinds
Speaker 1: of fuck that. So when she said that, like, it's
Speaker 1: interesting to see how certain Republicans came out and they're like, ah,
Speaker 1: come on, Laura Lumer, you can't do that, like Marjorie Taylor.
Speaker 2: Now they're gonna know we're racist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, Marjorie Taylor Green needs to
Speaker 1: fall all the way back because you dabble in this
Speaker 1: shit too. You're just mad that Laura Lumer is now
Speaker 1: the person who's truly sitting at the right hand of
Speaker 1: the Maga throne at the moment, or at least visibly
Speaker 1: it seems that way, and has Trump's ear. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just been a whole bunch of denials of like,
Speaker 1: we don't know her, she's bad, she needs to get away,
Speaker 1: and then her clapping back at people like Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 1: Green being like you're like, you cheated on your husband.
Speaker 1: I think she called her a hooker or something. She's
Speaker 1: told UH was questioning Lindsey Graham's sexuality. I think she
Speaker 1: called him closeted gay or something. It was all just
Speaker 1: a whole moment of chaos. They like. Journalists asked the
Speaker 1: Trump camp like, Yo, what's your take on her beefing
Speaker 1: with people who are like allies of yours like Marjorie
Speaker 1: the Green and Lindsey Graham. And they're like, right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna we don't We're staying out of it. And it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder if Trump. Oh that sounds like something like
Speaker 1: don't weigh in on that.
Speaker 2: You know what happens for you. Yeah, I just like
Speaker 2: people are speculating, like my little Nanopolis was like I
Speaker 2: heard she said that, or that Trump said it was
Speaker 2: the best blowjob you ever had, Like it overestimates how
Speaker 2: difficult this man is to manipulate, Like all it takes
Speaker 2: his flattery, like just someone who is willing to stand
Speaker 2: around him and tell him that what he's saying is
Speaker 2: smart and right and like tell him what he wants
Speaker 2: to hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're good at pretending someone just said some
Speaker 1: mind blowing ship, you could ascend the MAGA movement pretty good. Like, Yo,
Speaker 1: what did you just say? Donald? I'm sorry, mister president,
Speaker 1: that was that was so genius. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: were even able to articulate something like that.
Speaker 6: President. Also, they really think that they really think what
Speaker 6: that Trump is like killing it with his thoughts.
Speaker 1: I think some do, and I think other people are
Speaker 1: just purely driven by the grift that you know, they
Speaker 1: just they just adapt to their surroundings and just know
Speaker 1: how to mirror.
Speaker 6: Everyone in politics is driven by the grift. Yeah. It
Speaker 6: is also like people seem like they're opinions or whoever's
Speaker 6: paying them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's I don't think she is some
Speaker 2: cunning manipulator. By the way. I think that like she's
Speaker 2: been saying she's called herself a white advocate behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: like or she's called herself openly a white advocate, white advocate,
Speaker 2: a white advocate.
Speaker 1: Such a weird way to say.
Speaker 6: Racist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I advocate for whites.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like just a hardcore right wing white supremacist
Speaker 2: and her only focus for the past like number of
Speaker 2: years has been like.
Speaker 3: Did you read that there?
Speaker 2: I was trying to find this profile, Molly, maybe as
Speaker 2: someone who reads magazine profile every once in a while,
Speaker 2: did you read the profile of her? Where she's is
Speaker 2: just it's just like behind the scenes with her, and
Speaker 2: all she's doing is trying to like get a meeting,
Speaker 2: like get on his calendar.
Speaker 6: No, I actually don't read profiles, so I just I
Speaker 6: just write them.
Speaker 2: You just write them, and it shows your profiles are
Speaker 2: way better than everyone else's she's got.
Speaker 6: It's crazy to me too, the like the white the
Speaker 6: vocal white supremacists always look like like they were forgotten
Speaker 6: by God.
Speaker 1: Like first by God. You know.
Speaker 6: It's always like the like you're like, you're you're supposed
Speaker 6: to people are supposed to be like you. You want people
Speaker 6: to look like you and act like you like you seem.
Speaker 1: Hate does something. I just think hate does a number
Speaker 1: on you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Or maybe it's crazy. If I were uh so unbaked,
Speaker 6: I'd be like, maybe white people not the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I think it's just her time has come
Speaker 2: because all the people who surround Trump right now, who
Speaker 2: are whose full time job it is to tell him
Speaker 2: what to do, are telling him to stop doing what
Speaker 2: he's doing, and so he needs to find someone who's
Speaker 2: going to stand beside him and be like, actually, you're
Speaker 2: killing it.
Speaker 6: Oh, let's bring let's bring Steve Bannon back. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: I think the Oven Gang.
Speaker 2: I think Steve Bannon even would be like not quite.
Speaker 6: No, it seems like you have to be a certain
Speaker 6: type of sick event. Yeah, to be you know who,
Speaker 6: You can't ever contradict him and tell him, oh, maybe
Speaker 6: that's not a great idea. It's like you got to.
Speaker 1: Be no Trump.
Speaker 6: Trump likes a yes, a yes man or woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All you have to do is just keep it
Speaker 1: move like you just have to indulge the ideas. The
Speaker 1: second you present an obstacle, that's and he's like, look
Speaker 1: at this fuck. They're saying I shouldn't be saying racism
Speaker 1: out loud. And then if you're like, no, babe, you
Speaker 1: should be saying racism. That's actually how you're going to
Speaker 1: win people, He's like, exactly, that's why I like you,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Lumer.
Speaker 2: It's just whoever lines up with what his instincts are
Speaker 2: telling him to do at that moment. I feel like
Speaker 2: if he gets re elected, the form like the people
Speaker 2: who are going to write the best content about like
Speaker 2: what his next administration is going to be, like, are
Speaker 2: like the experts in Louis the fourteenth, like Royal Court,
Speaker 2: you know, like he's straight like experts in Royal Court
Speaker 2: intrigue because that just feels like what we already have going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's yeah, like like you said her her nine
Speaker 1: to eleven truth or shit? She said, she said kamla
Speaker 1: like she this is a quote Kwamlett Commain is a
Speaker 1: quote drug using prostitute and also said quote, I'm willing
Speaker 1: to bet she's had so many abortions that she damaged
Speaker 1: her uterus in terms of an explanation why she doesn't
Speaker 1: have biological children, So that's where she's at. And again
Speaker 1: the quote about this what the White House smelling like?
Speaker 1: Curry this racist bullshit? So jd Vance right, his wife,
Speaker 1: Usha is also Indian American. He was pressed about this
Speaker 1: recently on Sunday, like, hey, you know, like your fucking
Speaker 1: boss is like best friend, you know, travel partner, saying
Speaker 1: some pretty flagrant shit. Any comment about this, and here
Speaker 1: jd Vance like, as usual, like clockwork absolutely fails, that
Speaker 1: fails the moment to be able to maybe defend I
Speaker 1: don't know his wife's dignity, his family's dignity, just not
Speaker 1: completely you know, cape for racist comments. But here he
Speaker 1: is being pressed about that specific tweet that Laura Lumer sent.
Speaker 7: She recently said that Kamala Harris, whose mother was Indian,
Speaker 7: if she wins in November, quote, the White House will
Speaker 7: smell like Curry. Senator, you are married to an Indian
Speaker 7: American woman. What was your reaction to hearing those comments?
Speaker 2: Specifically?
Speaker 1: She's just that setup makes me so nervous because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, he's not going to fucking nail this right
Speaker 1: now like your own wife, the mother of your children.
Speaker 1: This is someone describing disrespectfully talking about her culture. What
Speaker 1: is your answer to this? JD?
Speaker 5: Take it away, well, Christen, I want to go back
Speaker 5: to what you said about Haitian migrants to begin with,
Speaker 5: because you didn't give me a chance too. We don't
Speaker 5: blame the Haitian migrants for coming to Springfield. We blame
Speaker 5: Kamala Harris for opening the American southern border twenty.
Speaker 1: Thousand people to get tried to get ahead.
Speaker 5: Laura Lumor is not affiliated with the Trump campaign. She
Speaker 5: said something about Curry and the White House that I
Speaker 5: first read about this morning, actually because.
Speaker 1: I knew that you would ask me about it.
Speaker 5: Look, Kristen, I make a mean chicken curry. I don't
Speaker 5: think they're consulting for anybody to talk about their dietary
Speaker 5: preferences or what.
Speaker 1: They want to do in the White House.
Speaker 5: I think what Laura said about Kamala Harris is not
Speaker 5: what we should be focused on. We should be focused
Speaker 5: on the policy and.
Speaker 1: On the issues.
Speaker 5: And look, so, yeah, do I agree with what Laura
Speaker 5: Lumer said about Kamala Harris?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 6: I also don't.
Speaker 5: Think that this is actually an issue of national import.
Speaker 1: Is Lord Luma running for president?
Speaker 5: No, Kamala Harris is running for president. And whether you're
Speaker 5: eating curry at your chicken at your dinner table or
Speaker 5: fried chicken? Wait, what things have gotten more expensive? Things
Speaker 5: to her policies. Let's talk about this person.
Speaker 1: Said, chick, get the funk out of here.
Speaker 6: JD what crow every time he yo, every time he
Speaker 6: talks to hear the Benny Hill music in the background,
Speaker 6: It's just like, yeah, right, he cannot he cannot nail it?
Speaker 2: Was that?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: What he was trying to say?
Speaker 6: There like being double racist.
Speaker 2: Ye yeah, just doubling tripling down on the race or
Speaker 2: fried chicken suck?
Speaker 3: Get it?
Speaker 2: What's up racist?
Speaker 1: We don't curry, We don't.
Speaker 6: Have racist opinions about food. Oh wait, no, we have
Speaker 6: doubled down.
Speaker 2: Double down racism. Yeah, you have to double down racism.
Speaker 2: New at KFC.
Speaker 1: What's that marriage? Like, I'm still wondering what is happening?
Speaker 1: What's over under on Usha Vance filing for divorce.
Speaker 6: I think she you know, look a lot of people
Speaker 6: have said this, but I think she might be exactly
Speaker 6: where she wants to be. You know, sure women can
Speaker 6: be evil too, guys. Women can be evil and racist
Speaker 6: and self hating.
Speaker 1: No, no, absolutely. I'm just thinking because like it's funny
Speaker 1: because when you're like the profiles about their life before
Speaker 1: was sort of like she didn't necessarily wasn't interested in
Speaker 1: dabbling in in national politics because of the scrutiny, And
Speaker 1: I just feel like at that point, I'm like, because
Speaker 1: I can empathize with someone who's you know, just in
Speaker 1: terms of being like, Okay, this person's into politics, like
Speaker 1: please don't like make me get out there and have
Speaker 1: to like glad hand with people. And now you do.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what that's like. Because also he's also
Speaker 1: just think we've seen in the as other clips too,
Speaker 1: the second he has to answer for something he wants
Speaker 1: to do, he just like wiggles out of it, like
Speaker 1: a fucking bratty.
Speaker 2: Kid always coming to us from China, Like why is
Speaker 2: he always on the longest tape delay? Like every time
Speaker 2: he's asked a question, there is five seconds of dead air,
Speaker 2: Like is that just it's.
Speaker 6: Just a little yeah, the little gears in his brain
Speaker 6: are turning.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes you can hear his like ear piece, like
Speaker 1: you can actually hear what that delay is like. But
Speaker 1: there are other times too, like he weaponizes a fake
Speaker 1: delay to just avoid answering her question, or like something's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 6: I don't know what's going on about the eyeliner.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's eyeliner. I think he has gorgeous eyelashes.
Speaker 2: We just have to come downashes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Also his other his other way of wiggling out as always.
Speaker 2: I just read about that like right before I came
Speaker 2: on here, so like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm not up on things because I'm a
Speaker 6: busy boy and I don't read. No, I don't read
Speaker 6: the damn newspaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's in the hollow.
Speaker 6: We didn't have no.
Speaker 1: But he would be like in the hollows. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that is a good point. I just read it, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, even if you said out loud of
Speaker 1: me that sentence. I need more time to process if
Speaker 1: it's bad, so I can't really give you an answer.
Speaker 1: I don't know on its face that that is bad,
Speaker 1: because hey, I make a mean chicken curry.
Speaker 6: You know he should have stopped after I make a
Speaker 6: mean chicken curry. I think he's I think that's his
Speaker 6: big problem is he doesn't know when to stop, so
Speaker 6: he keeps talking and then he always little soups on
Speaker 6: of extra racism at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, little sprinkle as a topper.
Speaker 2: He he is also historically like all pulling everything. Anytime
Speaker 2: someone is asked what they think of him, they like,
Speaker 2: there's a new category in the polling, like next to favorable.
Speaker 2: Unfavorable is just like spits on the ground where they're
Speaker 2: standing like that, and that seems to be the largest contingent.
Speaker 2: Like people hate him so much, it's kind of wild, Like.
Speaker 1: I just it on the ground.
Speaker 2: Don't like him either, But like he is so hated,
Speaker 2: like at a historic level.
Speaker 6: Do you think he's helping Trump by being so much
Speaker 6: worse at doing the thing Trump does than Trump.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not even like like comparable, like
Speaker 1: where he shifts the Overton window where it's like, well,
Speaker 1: at least he's not as bad as what jd Vance
Speaker 1: is saying. It's like he's just like overall, you can't
Speaker 1: believe he comes off so insincere. He's like, has no
Speaker 1: sense of humor, he doesn't know how to interact normally.
Speaker 1: That you're just like, dude, this looks like one of
Speaker 1: those dudes I just don't fucking trust or want to
Speaker 1: be around. So I don't know if it helps. But again,
Speaker 1: because it's not obviously the play there was to try
Speaker 1: and bring like Silicon Valley more in alignment with the
Speaker 1: GOP by bringing him in. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how any of this is actually panning
Speaker 1: out at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I did do a Hillbillyology costume for Halloween a few
Speaker 6: years ago when the movie came out.
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 2: What did you would you go with?
Speaker 6: I didn't see the movie. I just ad dressed his
Speaker 6: Amy Adams and some overalls.
Speaker 1: Nice, You're like, all right, yeah, I'm having that.
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I could do that. My friend
Speaker 6: Justine was Glenn close as mama.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just now realizing how bad the
Speaker 2: fucking couch costumes are going to be this year. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: just like glove to couch cushions, that's all you sage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, do what you need to do.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm like, I'm like feverishly like now panning
Speaker 1: my costume.
Speaker 6: I like, just pans to a couch costume.
Speaker 1: He's been working one of those. I don't know, dude,
Speaker 1: some fucking guy is like making this for me. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's like, I don't even like it.
Speaker 2: Why are nailing rivet? Don't worry about it?
Speaker 3: To fold out?
Speaker 2: All right, Eric Adams, we just wanted to check in
Speaker 2: with him, he tweeted earlier today, one of our officers
Speaker 2: was shot while protecting our subway system. I'm relieved to
Speaker 2: report he is in good condition. Now we have arrested
Speaker 2: the suspect who put so many lives in danger. I
Speaker 2: cannot thank these officers enough for their bravery. The New
Speaker 2: York Daily News also had the story NYPD officer, three
Speaker 2: others shot during showdown with armed fair beater at Brooklyn
Speaker 2: L subway station and then just moving a little bit
Speaker 2: further down. So that was nineteen hours ago. Ten hours ago,
Speaker 2: ABC reported NYPD says officer shot in friendly fire as
Speaker 2: police saw do fair evader, someone who's trying to get
Speaker 2: a free subway ride, and they just opened fire on
Speaker 2: a group of people on a subway platform and many
Speaker 2: were struck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man had his head fucking grazed by a bullet,
Speaker 1: and another woman got shot in the leg. Then a
Speaker 1: cop got shot because of all the fucking friendly fire
Speaker 1: or just the amount of bullets that were flying, and
Speaker 1: then the suspect was shot in the stomach a bunch
Speaker 1: of times. And apparently everyone is meant to recover. But
Speaker 1: all that for what a two dollars ninety cent FA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. The officer in question was shot by
Speaker 2: the readers added context, which is yes, the X despite
Speaker 2: itself is like, uh, the officers in question was shot
Speaker 2: by a fellow NYPD officer. NYPD officers also shot to
Speaker 2: bystanders and the fair evasion suspect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got him, got him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a reason Keystone cops don't have guns, like,
Speaker 2: you know, if they did it.
Speaker 6: They might kill they would kill the little rascals.
Speaker 2: They would be killing so many little rascals all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, there's a reason they only had little like
Speaker 2: night sticks that they waggled around at people. Because uh,
Speaker 2: that's really what this feels like at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And just this whole fair evasion policy, like what
Speaker 1: what good is it doing? You?
Speaker 2: Like, okay, we have a zero tolerance fair evasion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that because first they tried to tase the
Speaker 1: guy and that didn't work, and like the escalation of
Speaker 1: and then he I guess he brandished a knife and
Speaker 1: that's then like, all right, that's it. Everybody's getting hit
Speaker 1: on this platform.
Speaker 2: Sorry, there's nothing we can do. Yeah, we'll have to
Speaker 2: turn this person who's a threat to himself and somebody
Speaker 2: within like seven feet, we have to turn it into
Speaker 2: a live fire situation that is a risk to him
Speaker 2: and everyone else who happens to not be standing behind
Speaker 2: a metal barrier at this point.
Speaker 1: And just a couple of months ago, people were like,
Speaker 1: you know, the conservatives, like we need more, we need
Speaker 1: a national guard on the in like the subway systems
Speaker 1: of New York because it's becoming so dangerous. There's like
Speaker 1: armed people. And then meanwhile, you're this fucking incident is
Speaker 1: really at the hands of the NYPD. But yes, great system,
Speaker 1: but yeah that his whole administration is in absolute just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's center.
Speaker 2: It's falling apart around him like a Boeing seven thirty
Speaker 2: seven being flown by wiley coyote.
Speaker 1: Bab oh, whoa babe? Okay, whoa babe?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah. The two of his top officials have resigned
Speaker 2: over the weekend. One was expected the uh New York
Speaker 2: Police Chief I think and the or the police commissioner.
Speaker 2: And then the other was his like chief legal advisor,
Speaker 2: who resigned just because she was like I can't with
Speaker 2: this fucking guy type of thing, you know, which is
Speaker 2: always a good sign. So more to come on, Eric Adams,
Speaker 2: who has superpowers? Watch watch this space. Should we take
Speaker 2: another quick break and you come back and talk about
Speaker 2: the only other podcast that we're aware of besides our own?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we're right.
Speaker 3: Back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 2: And a few weeks ago, the NSSAY officially launched a
Speaker 2: podcast called and This is Cute? Okay, it's cute. I'm
Speaker 2: just letting you know ahead of time, So if you
Speaker 2: feel weird or like a creepy like chill come over you,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't because it's just cute. The podcast is called
Speaker 2: No Such Podcast, which is a cheeky reference to the
Speaker 2: fact that the NSA went under the name No Such
Speaker 2: Agency back when it was classified, because it worked better
Speaker 2: when nobody knows it exists. And that's how you know
Speaker 2: what they're doing is good. Uh, And they've so they've
Speaker 2: gone from hiding their existence to producing content for people
Speaker 2: to listen to while they're doing the dishes and being
Speaker 2: like kind of spicy and self referential about it.
Speaker 1: Mmmmm, I love that. I love it. And what's what's
Speaker 1: the podcast about? Just like the hottest trends in mass surveillance?
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically, Miles. It sounds like a very compelling listen.
Speaker 2: First of all, they did an internal talent search for
Speaker 2: employees with broadcasting skills, which I'm pretty sure meant that
Speaker 2: they just eavedropped on all their employees and like picked
Speaker 2: the ones who were the most entertaining.
Speaker 6: Watching you walking you through zooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've seen your twitch streams, man, even though you
Speaker 1: got a mask on we know it's you man, we
Speaker 1: love I think those voices they might work really good
Speaker 1: on our podcast, think about it.
Speaker 2: I just want to read that. In the very first episode,
Speaker 2: guest speaker Natalie Lang, the NSSAYS Director of Operations, speaks
Speaker 2: at length about how the NSSAY limits itself to information
Speaker 2: relevant to national security and similar imperative a quote compliance
Speaker 2: is our number one of focus. She says, it just
Speaker 2: that sounds so much like a corporate communication to employees,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, that's so boring.
Speaker 1: Like speaks at length about how the NSSA limits itself
Speaker 1: to information relevant like we get it, Like do we're
Speaker 1: not like listening to everything, Like we do a really
Speaker 1: good job, like just edging full invintionion of privacy. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: But to the earlier point about how they probably were
Speaker 2: just listening in on their employees, you have to assume,
Speaker 2: like the NSSAY is out here pitching a podcast trying
Speaker 2: to like brainstorm what the best podcast is. It's purely
Speaker 2: like internal they have to have at one point just
Speaker 2: at least spitball the idea of taking the wildest ship
Speaker 2: they hear in their surveillance and like doing America's funniest, Like.
Speaker 6: That's funny.
Speaker 1: You know he did say that ship about Laura. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying we got the call right here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's basically, uh, they're they're bragging that the show
Speaker 2: will and in addition to uh endlessly talking about how
Speaker 2: in line with compliance they are, the show will allow
Speaker 2: them to show off the work they do, which has
Speaker 2: been obscured by public controversies. I'm not aware of any
Speaker 2: public controversies.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the who's Allie North? Who never
Speaker 1: heard of them? That? Did you have anything to do
Speaker 1: with this agent? And I don't know, I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: This is why that's just such a fucking dystopian vibe
Speaker 1: where it's like it's like the same thing because they're cops,
Speaker 1: you know, they could be like and cops talk about
Speaker 1: how often they resist their urge to fully violate people's
Speaker 1: rights and they really just do it, like, you know,
Speaker 1: only when it's relevant. I don't know how they think
Speaker 1: this is like a fun show or something people want
Speaker 1: to listen to. I guess it's like pr slash.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good. Isn't there like a CIA one too?
Speaker 2: Like there is there CIA? And I think also FBI
Speaker 2: and when they're like talking about the process for making
Speaker 2: the show, they like get credit in this article about
Speaker 2: the thing for like doing the like they did to
Speaker 2: endless research. And in addition to including listening to popular
Speaker 2: podcasts and also listening to the CIA and FBI podcasts
Speaker 2: to see what a podcast is like.
Speaker 1: Damn guys, anyway, they're probably listening now.
Speaker 2: But how do you find time to spy on me
Speaker 2: with that level of rigor? I think it's time for
Speaker 2: the NSA to take some credit for things like the
Speaker 2: bin Laden raid, which is the subject. So in addition
Speaker 2: to rehabbing their public image and countering critics, the main
Speaker 2: thing that this seems to be aimed at is helping
Speaker 2: them with recruitment. Yeah, one source Toldcasting, Yes exactly, if.
Speaker 3: We need yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Can do it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what this country needs is more podcasters.
Speaker 1: Yo, this is definitely an op.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for every one person there should be a podcast
Speaker 2: made for them. You know, we need. I will not
Speaker 2: rest until there are three hundred and fifty million podcasts.
Speaker 6: In the future. You're just going to get a feed
Speaker 6: with your birth certificate, right you're born, start posting.
Speaker 2: But yeah, one source told wired that the agency is
Speaker 2: quote hoping that by showcasing the work we do here
Speaker 2: and the real people on the show who work here,
Speaker 2: listeners might say, oh, that sounds like a really cool job,
Speaker 2: and that person seems pretty normal, right.
Speaker 1: No fucking way, I love and that that person seems
Speaker 1: pretty normal.
Speaker 2: When you're having to be like, hey, I'm a normal
Speaker 2: person over here. That's like that's what people say to
Speaker 2: get children to come into their van, Like just normal
Speaker 2: guy here.
Speaker 6: Also a little bit what jd Vance feels like. He's like, hey,
Speaker 6: I'm just saying normal things that we all think, and
Speaker 6: then he says a crazy thing no one's ever thought.
Speaker 1: Right right, yeah, right, yeah, I mean I get it. Look,
Speaker 1: they said there they failed to meet their hiring objectives
Speaker 1: due to quote competition with the private side.
Speaker 2: So this is my favorite detail of this whole story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just the snowed and leaks. Cybersecurity has become massive in
Speaker 2: Silicon Valley because people are afraid of being spied on
Speaker 2: by the NSA, and so people the like private companies
Speaker 2: can sell security back to people, and now the private
Speaker 2: companies are paying way better. You get to like go
Speaker 2: live on some utopian commune where everybody has like shitty
Speaker 2: Google glasses or whatever, and like just get fed sushi
Speaker 2: without like having to stop typing.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, rather being a bureaucrat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rather than being a bureaucrat. They just by spying
Speaker 2: on their own people, they created a massive industry of
Speaker 2: people being scared of data security, and that industry just
Speaker 2: like drank up all their talent. Really, you fucking you
Speaker 2: hate to see it, folks.
Speaker 1: Holy sh The fact that they had to stress seemed
Speaker 1: like this and this person seems pretty normal, right.
Speaker 2: And that's like pie in the sky dream version of
Speaker 2: what this may look normal.
Speaker 1: They're not leading with the problematic ship that would get
Speaker 1: people like you know what I mean, Like people want
Speaker 1: to be cops because they feel like they are omnipotent
Speaker 1: and above the law and can do whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: they want to because they are police. If you turn
Speaker 1: it into like, bro, the NSSA, you can fucking spy
Speaker 1: on all your enemies. Man, you can do petty ship
Speaker 1: at the NSSA. Bro, you can bring up their fucking
Speaker 1: you can tap their grandma's phone.
Speaker 6: Tonight, Trump will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like there was this one, this one girl
Speaker 1: from middle school. I wonder what she's up to and
Speaker 1: you're like, dude, what, yeah much he's talking about.
Speaker 2: Aaron Sorkin's gonna make the Trump movie where it's all
Speaker 2: like draws it back to like some girl who broke
Speaker 2: up with him and he's just like doing all of
Speaker 2: this to like impress her.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do feel like if they wanted to accomplish like
Speaker 2: what Top Gun did for the Air Force, they would
Speaker 2: have made a fictional film where people just an NSA
Speaker 2: person like uses the power of spying to be awesome
Speaker 2: in some way.
Speaker 6: Isn't that mission impossible?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe maybe that.
Speaker 1: You can't get into the impossible Missions Force, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's you can get into the NS.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. But yeah, I mean, hey, look, we
Speaker 1: all got dreams of illegal illegally obtaining evidence somehow, so
Speaker 1: let's do that all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian, That editor points out they just need to
Speaker 2: remake and of the State, but like, from their perspective,
Speaker 2: will be the bad guy who will speak for the
Speaker 2: shadowy government.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: They came for the shadowy government, and I said nothing.
Speaker 1: I love being a stormtrooper, guys, and this podcast really
Speaker 1: helped me embrace that it really did.
Speaker 2: So for a number of years now, I think since
Speaker 2: the nineties. Yeah, since the nineties, the NSA has been
Speaker 2: running recruiting programs out of universities across the country with
Speaker 2: minimal pushback from administrations because they and they get away
Speaker 2: with it because they just like essentially bribe schools. They
Speaker 2: have like this NSA's National Centers of Academic Excellence designation
Speaker 2: that raises the school's profile and gets them funding from
Speaker 2: the federal government. And so in schools, even though they
Speaker 2: have like billion dollar endowments, are just they they need
Speaker 2: that money.
Speaker 1: Need that bump. You got to get that NSA bump. Man.
Speaker 2: Once you get a billion dollars, you're not like, I'm
Speaker 2: good at a billion dollars. You just become that much
Speaker 2: hungrier for your next billion dollars.
Speaker 1: As I referenced earlier, Wanda Sykes is an alumna, okay
Speaker 1: of the NSA. Get her to fucking talk about it,
Speaker 1: and people are like, on her show, that's also a
Speaker 1: mass surveillance that ring camera show that she fucking knows
Speaker 1: it's a very interesting circle that people end up in.
Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe she can speak to like the perks
Speaker 1: of working there. Although she says she was like administrative staff.
Speaker 1: Obviously she wasn't, you know, illegally monitoring people's communications.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have to take anybody out. She just had to
Speaker 2: give somebody who took someone out a positive performance review
Speaker 2: at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I really do think that they are going to eventually
Speaker 2: soft blaunch a show where they get to like use
Speaker 2: the stuff that they're spying. I mean maybe that I
Speaker 2: haven't listened to this show. Maybe they are like being
Speaker 2: and here's the first hand source. Here's a primary source
Speaker 2: of like beIN lod and sounding like a little bitch
Speaker 2: on the phone.
Speaker 1: Right, you really do need shit like that, Like you'd
Speaker 1: be like listen to Michael Jordan placing bets on basketball
Speaker 1: Like here it is, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: just shit, you're like, yo, what do they have?
Speaker 2: I mean that's what Cops was essentially, was like this
Speaker 2: horrible like malevolent, malevolent force, malevolent force, uh fucking being,
Speaker 2: like just showing people doing wacky bloopers around them while
Speaker 2: they like fucked people up because they were like scared
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: Right, anyway, try reality show podcast. I'm just saying podcast.
Speaker 6: Guys, I'm going to listen to the podcast now.
Speaker 2: I got to hear all right, Yeah, damn. We are
Speaker 2: now officially certified as an NSA podcast and we've got
Speaker 2: the NSA's National Center of Academic Excellence has given us
Speaker 2: their official designation. Why I like that. It has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with the story that we just did. That
Speaker 2: just made this show sound awesome, But we are now
Speaker 2: we are now receiving many questions. Yeah are you asking questions?
Speaker 2: And all the questions came out making this show look
Speaker 2: sick as hell, and.
Speaker 1: I think leftists started ruining this country. I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, guys, but that's just where That's just where
Speaker 1: my head's at recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think you're dead on Miles.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, colonel, I mean, Jack, oh, Brien.
Speaker 2: Molly Lambert, what a pleasure having you. Where can people
Speaker 2: find you? Follow you all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 6: You can find me at Mollie Underscore Lambert on Instagram
Speaker 6: and uh yeah, check out Heidi World very soon, very
Speaker 6: soon next year. But soon there will be a new
Speaker 6: podcast for me called Jenna World about Jenna Jamison and
Speaker 6: the history of the porn industry and the San Fernando
Speaker 6: he keep an eye out for that. Yeah, and of
Speaker 6: course you can hear me every week on the NSA podcast.
Speaker 1: Obviously and using my real name, which is Heninger, he Kissinger.
Speaker 2: I feel like it wouldn't be surprising to find out,
Speaker 2: like Henry Kissinger does great like voice work. He's just
Speaker 2: like that kind of evil.
Speaker 6: He's just been doing a character this whole time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Henry is just one of his characters. Molly,
Speaker 2: is there work a media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Absolutely, I've been watching The Secret Lives of Mormon
Speaker 6: Wives on huluh and uh, you guys kind of get
Speaker 6: into it if you know about this about it.
Speaker 1: I've heard about it. A lot of people are talking
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 6: I'm like do I yeah, yeah, you got to watch.
Speaker 6: I thought it was gonna be of Real Housewives of
Speaker 6: Salt Lake City, but it's like its own different, insane thing.
Speaker 6: It's about a group of moms, a group of Mormon
Speaker 6: moms who started a TikTok thing called mom Talk, which
Speaker 6: was like, even though we're Mormon wives, we can dance,
Speaker 6: we are allowed to do TikTok dances, all right, twenty
Speaker 6: four And then they all got into what they call
Speaker 6: soft swinging, which is where they all consensually tad sexual
Speaker 6: stuff go on with each other and each other's husbands,
Speaker 6: but not penetration, which is what makes it soft.
Speaker 2: Oh soft swing, Yeah, Victoria says.
Speaker 6: Do they soak? I just learned about soaking.
Speaker 1: The soaking, right, that's penetration.
Speaker 6: It doesn't count because you're not you don't move it
Speaker 6: back and forth, it doesn't count. That's that's what soaking is.
Speaker 1: Sure what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: We cover soaking in depth on this, We get it.
Speaker 2: Floating might hmmm. Floating is similar though, isn't float?
Speaker 1: So the show is the jumps on the bed.
Speaker 6: The show's not even about the swinging scandal. It's like
Speaker 6: the aftermath. It's like following all these.
Speaker 1: Women, Oh wow, after.
Speaker 6: The swinging scandal almost destroyed mom talk the one thing
Speaker 6: that brings them all joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, super sialacious though it's worth watching.
Speaker 6: I mean, I like, I'm interested in it. It's a
Speaker 6: bit sho weird, extremely weird white women with names you
Speaker 6: know like Kayleie.
Speaker 2: Melee Right, Miles, Yes, where can people find you as
Speaker 2: their workI media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of gray.
Speaker 1: Find Jack and I on the basketball podcast Miles and
Speaker 1: jackop at It. I said bad Boosty mad Boosties. Also
Speaker 1: four twenty day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra a tweet, I like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep telling people you gotta check out
Speaker 1: dream Cleaning Australia. My favorite YouTube channel for this guy
Speaker 1: is just screaming over his like jetwasher, trying to break
Speaker 1: up clogs and blockages and all kinds of drains in
Speaker 1: Western Australia, and I just can't get enough of it.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm gonna to drink Cleaning Australia.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. Obrian,
Speaker 2: the artist formerly known as Bill at Rour Underscore two
Speaker 2: retweeted an old BBC article Ticketmaster makes huge step for
Speaker 2: disabled music fans and wrote, surely a ramp would be
Speaker 2: better And I thought that was a pretty funny response.
Speaker 2: You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeikeeist, where
Speaker 2: at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook
Speaker 2: fanpage and a website Daily zeikeist dot com, where we
Speaker 2: post our episode and our footnote where we link off
Speaker 2: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as
Speaker 2: well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 2: is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that I recommended a track of Nick Waterhouses,
Speaker 1: I think the week before last. He's the guy who
Speaker 1: like records all analog and like his voice kind of
Speaker 1: sounds like Eric Burden or Van Morrison. Nick Waterhouse. This
Speaker 1: track is called Medicine. Again, it's like another sort of
Speaker 1: retro feeling track, but this is a dude who's younger
Speaker 1: than me, like most people on Earth at this point,
Speaker 1: where yeah, it's just a wonderful tune. So ride out
Speaker 1: the this late summer. We're still in summer, right, Isn't
Speaker 1: the solstice like in like a few days, it's fall?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it technically fall now?
Speaker 6: In my mind?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh yeah no, I mean in la like it's
Speaker 1: been so overcast and like the weather just shifted like
Speaker 1: twenty five degrees very quickly, thank you, Victor. On the
Speaker 1: twenty second, it will officially be fall. So let's take
Speaker 1: this last little bit of late summer with this track
Speaker 1: Medicine from Nick Waterhouse. I love Medicine, all right, very good,
Speaker 1: it'd be great on the NSA podcast. I love I
Speaker 1: Love Heart Radio for more podcasts from my heart.
Speaker 2: Do you visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts wherever you
Speaker 2: listen to your favorite shows.
Speaker 3: That's going to do it for us this morning.
Speaker 2: We're back this afternoon to tell you what is trending
Speaker 2: and we'll talk to you all then.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,