WEBVTT - Best Bits (Just The Bits) with Morgan: PART 2 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:05.200 It's the Best Bits of the week with Morgan number two. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:08.959 What's up, y'all? Welcome to the Best Bits. This is 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.760 just the bits. Thank you guys for hanging out with 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.200 me this weekend. Before we get into it, make sure 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:17.280 y'all check out part one, which is with Scuba Steve 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:21.360 this weekend. We dive, we dived, we doved, you know 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.560 whatever verb it is, into our lives. Talked about some 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.639 things from our past as well as what's been having 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:30.400 with us lately in Scuba and his kids. Just lots 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.520 of fun stories over there, so definitely check that out. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:34.920 We're going to kick this one off. Coming in at 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:38.920 number seven. Amy felt that she might have been a 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.080 helicopter parent with her son. He asked to ride his 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.199 bike to jiu jitsu practice and she said yes, but 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.080 she also followed him. So listen to this and let 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.839 us know what you think. Number seven. Okay, so the 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.360 question from Amy is is she a helicopter parent or 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.279 a responsible parent? Why do you ask this? What happened? Well, 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:59.320 so Stevenson has started to want to ride his bike 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.880 to him his practice, like his classes. You know that 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:07.200 he takes for martial arts and stuff, and I want 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.120 him to have that freedom. Yes, go ride your bike. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.760 We live in the area where you could do that. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.280 But then at the same time, I followed him in 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:24.399 my car. Liberty, you're free child. Yea strong the lng. Yeah. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.280 And then there was one point where I was at 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:29.360 a red light filming him and he caught me. He 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.880 didn't know that you were following him at all. No, 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.399 I said, free as a bird. You got this, dude, 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.080 you got this. Go ahead. And so I followed him, 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.520 especially to this one busy or intersection that I'm worried about, 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.479 and I, you know, wanted to make sure he did good. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.080 And then I went off and I pulled over and 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.240 kind of hid back behind these bushes to see if 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.600 he would handle everything within the law. And he did. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.200 I was so proud of him. Okay, I don't think 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:00.120 this is helicopter parent at all. Okay, I think it's 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.320 fine to do this a couple of times to see 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.840 if he's making good decisions. I think it's fine to 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.520 do it when he knows you're following him. I think 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.799 it's fine to do it when he doesn't know you're 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.080 following him, so you can see what decisions he's making. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:15.840 And then eventually, though, if you like what you see, 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:18.720 you have to fall off and let him do what 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.240 you told him he was getting to do anyway, right. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.359 My only problem with is not so much that I'm 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.200 fearing his choices now that now that I've seen him 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.680 do it successfully, I'm very proud of him. I just 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:33.079 worry about other people that might snatch him or something. Well, 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.320 that's always going to be there, right, are you going? 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.040 Are you going to let him just right? Yes, I'm 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.800 gonna make you feel good. Amy, here we go. Ready, 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.840 people are always gonna try to steal him. Okay, okay, okay, 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:46.200 I feel better about this. No, it's right. So are 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.359 you going to let him do it without you're following him? 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:52.640 Next time? We'll see, I'll let DVD. I'll keep y'all posted. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.320 This is this is a big deal. I am proud 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.200 of him, and we'll see what happens. One time I 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.560 couldn't catch him on the way back, and I had 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.360 to call my husband be like, you gotta follow him 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.360 on the way home because I can't be there and 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:08.359 you gotta fall So my husband was all trying to 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.480 be all incognito following our son home because in full 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.760 camo behind trees, crawling on the ground. But then like 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.200 did this maneuver where he beat him home and so 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:20.760 he thought we were at home like the whole time, Oh, 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.800 we're clever. You're probably not as clever as you think, 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.000 but I like it. It It means you love him. And 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:30.200 if you watch him make good decisions many times in 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:31.840 a row, you have to trust that he's gonna make 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.120 good decisions when you're not watching him as well. Right, 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.920 that's what I would say. But are you a helicopter parent? 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.480 I go no, I'm gonna speak Freddie because he is 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.200 a helicopter parent and go no. Eddie thinks you should 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.520 have him in that little cart beside you and you 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.480 should ride him. You know, you should put the little 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.440 cart like the little bicycle cart, the sidecart. Hey, she 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.200 was telling that story and the whole time I'm not 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.560 in my head. Absolutely, you're a great parent, Amy, Yeah, okay, 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.040 but would you eventually let your son just do it himself? Now? 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.480 Not the next year and he's like eventually twenty one, 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.600 you're we're fourteen year old? Or held her? Yeah he's fourteen. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:07.120 Oh my gosh, you're a helicopter parent. Let the kid go. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.600 I mean guys, you have to let the kids out 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.560 in the world and experience things. I was riding my 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.920 bike to school a mile away when I was in 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.000 second grade. I was six years old, riding my bike 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.800 to school. You guys need to get a grip on reality. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.839 Let the kid go do his thing and trust that 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:27.479 you have raised him to make smart decisions. People. The 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:32.719 Cold War is over. Okay, exactly, Lunchboxes out argue with 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.640 Clouds right now, Mica, when I was a kid, but 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:38.200 I can't believe you won't let him ride his bike 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.680 and you tailgated him. Well, no one knows that. But 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.640 also it was Lunchbox an advanced second grader six okay, 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:50.720 seven years old? Sorry, seven years old? Sorry about that, Amy, 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:52.960 keep doing you. I like it. Give us the up 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.640 date whenever you let him go himself. Okay, all right, 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:00.440 it's the best bits of the week with We're getting 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:04.000 number two. You know, whenever our show gets invited to 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.920 an event or to go do something out in public 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.360 or out in the wild, it's almost guaranteed that stories 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.520 are going to come back from it. And that's definitely 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.320 what happened this time. Scuba, Steve and Eddie went to 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:19.080 Graceland for the Elvis movie, the whole press junket, all 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:23.000 that good stuff, and while something happened, basically, they did 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.360 something that the show has deemed unprofessional and not a 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.520 good look for us. So you know, you can hear 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.320 the segment for yourself, and then if you check out 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:32.960 part one, which is with Scuba, he gives a little 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.080 bit more to this story and his thoughts on the 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:40.680 whole thing. Number six. You know, we are allowed certain 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.080 things because we do a show, a big show, I'll 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.440 say it, the biggest it's ever happened in this format. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.920 And so with that, like Spider Man, you know, with 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.240 power comes responsibility, and sometimes we aren't as responsible as 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.440 we should be with that power. And mostly I'm talking 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.920 about Scuba, Steven Eddie because they went to Memphis, they 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:02.080 went to go watch the Elvis movie. And whenever you're 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:05.320 a producer or you're like Eddie, you get the phone 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:06.920 number of artists that will come play on the show 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.920 because you got to have these professional contacts. That doesn't 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.080 mean if you see someone covering their song in a 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.920 bar at midnight, you should send them a video of 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.600 somebody playing their song. Would you? When you agree, Amy 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:21.000 I'm nervous to hear what happened. Yes, okay, so what happened, 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.200 Scooba Steve, Why don't you tell me what happened? Somebody's 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.000 playing Gavin to Gross song somewhere. Yeah, so Eddie and 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.400 Iron Memphis for that Elvis junket, and we're at a 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.600 bar and this guy we were upstairs at a top bar, 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.120 had a good time coming down. This guy he's just 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.599 killing it. He's got nine different pedals, he's playing solos. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.280 He's really really good at playing the guitar. And he 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.480 starts singing a Gavin the Gross song and I'm like, whoa. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.359 Eddie and I start singing along, and I was like, Eddie, 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.520 should we send us to Gavin. Eddie's like, yeah, dude, 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.160 totally send it to Gavin. I was like, but it's 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.239 like ten thirty, it's kind of Lais like, no, Gavin 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.279 Hardy's late, don't worry about it, he'll be up. Just 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.760 send it to him. So, under the peer pressure of Eddie, 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.440 I sent a video. We're not blaming it on Eddie, 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.880 You're you're the oh Eddie, You're in fault too. But 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:03.480 Scooba Steve is the responsible list of the responsible and 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.719 was he playing I don't want to Yeah, yeah, so 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.320 and I in the hindsight, I probably should have done it, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.600 but I just and I've never done it before, and 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.600 I just felt like that was the time to do it. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:19.360 And he responded and said yes. I think he felt 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:23.160 like he had no other options. He's a nice guy. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.320 Don't text me. Whose idea was it to do that? 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:31.480 I don't remember because we both are little tips. I 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:40.360 don't know. Okay, see alcohol and celebrity. Oh no, oh no, 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.640 Now I'm going to have to text him and say 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:46.040 I'm very sorry that we use a number that was 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:49.680 given to us for professional reasons to harass you, even 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.480 in the nicest way on a Friday night. I'm sure 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.680 people cover that song all the time. Can you imagine 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.040 if somebody texted him somebody covering that song every time 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:03.280 they saw it? Mean anybody else guilty of texting artists 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:06.720 that have come in before? Anybody? Well Scoopa is the 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.560 only one that's a producer that has the numbers. I mean, 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.760 that is a that's a pretty crazy line to cross, 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.320 but it's a baller mood to be like start that 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:19.000 friendships and say thing bad. It was just it was 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:20.480 just a cover. Wasn't like I was like, hey, man, 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:21.560 what are you doing? I want to hang out. It 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.760 was just like, here's this, have a great day, here's this. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.560 Have a great day at ten thirty at night as 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.960 you've been drinking. That was basically a professional booty call. Okay, 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:31.920 you're at a bar, you had a few drinks, yet 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.720 somebody kind of have like a professional crush on Okay, okay, 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:43.200 so inappropriate or totally appropriate, Amy, inappropriate, lunchbox, inappropriate baller. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:47.040 I mean, you're starting a relationship. It's good Eddie. Hey, dude, 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.959 I was there. You're eliminated. No, I knew it. It's 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:55.440 not awesome. Okay, it's funny. I'm gonna be like, hey, sorry, 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.200 my guys text you while they were drunk on Friday night. 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.240 They're gonna be going down Broadway just looking at people 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:03.560 singing covers to go through Scuba's phone to oh no, okay, 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.760 So I wanted to start with that. Hey, I'm not mad. 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:13.040 I'm just disappointed, right, Yeah, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:18.080 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.000 Everyone loves this segment, which kind of makes me sad. 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:24.400 Because that means y'all like to hear us being rejected. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:28.040 It is rejected segments. Bobby comes on and he shares 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.800 segments that were pitched to him but never quite made 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.160 the air. And even in this segment, they make the air, 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.559 but it's not a guarantee that you actually get to 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.440 talk about what's going to happen. So, without further ado, 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.880 rejected Segments number five. Listen, you guys come up with 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.000 a lot of ideas for the show, and some of 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:45.960 them get used, and that one was very appreciative, but 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.080 some of them are so just we'd never do them, 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.880 and I appreciate the effort, but that's how we get 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:56.800 this segment called rejected segments. Rejected segments. Although some of 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.240 these are so dumb. I don't think you guys even 0:09:58.240 --> 0:09:59.280 really wanted me to air it. I think you're just 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.280 filling out space. I gotta sitting in some ideas. So 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.000 these are rejected segments segments and in a million years 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.840 we would have never done on the air. There have 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.200 been times though, where I've been like, wow, that's actually 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.520 a pretty good segment. Let's do it. So let's see 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.240 if any of those do this. We'll start with Lunchbox 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.439 Lunchbox welcome, thank you, and I don't know why any 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:20.760 of my segments get rejected. I'm shocked when they don't 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.920 make it. Lunchbox wrote, I am supper annoyed with my 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.960 wife Supper, which I think I'm at super That spelling 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:29.760 is not my strong point. Care that much, he said, 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.439 I think my wife's faking a back injury so she 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.880 could just lay around all weekend, turn me into a 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.280 single dad. I don't think she was hurt. Listen to 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.600 these grunts and moans I've recorded of her, and tell 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:42.199 me that she isn't exaggerating it. Okay, guys ready like 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.320 this are getting up off the couch, in the car, 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.000 out of bed. I mean, it is so ridiculous. Here 0:10:47.040 --> 0:11:03.160 we go. Okay, I'm going it. She's not hurt. Come on, 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.079 like that's exaggerated, right, No, did she know you were 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:09.000 recording her? No, that thing is real. I'd be so 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:13.400 mad if total my husband brought in. I mean like, 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.760 I mean literally, so for three days I had to 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.600 do everything with all three kids, like she just sat 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.520 there on the couch like I can't get up all 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:22.480 like the kids crying. Okay, oh, you're gonna have to 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:27.160 get that like what rejected segment? Rejected segment. That's how 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:30.079 you guys stop talking about it. I just yelled. Next up, 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:35.560 Mike Dson. In Paintball Roulette, we get five different paintball guns, 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:38.880 but only one is loaded. Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, and 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.720 Morgan get a chance to select a gun and we 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.920 take turns shooting each other. The game stops once one 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.400 person quits or goes to the hospital. Oh my gosh, 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.760 brutal bit, I've been hit. It's not that's like some 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:57.319 squid games stuff right there. Talking about rejected segments. Also 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.839 from Mike d It's a spin off of one of 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:01.640 our other segments where we do the employee of the Month, 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.680 but instead we recognize the person who is the worst 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.560 employee of the man because person needs to show the 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:09.079 most improvement, and we list all the things they did 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.560 badly last month. That's hilarious money worst, that just would 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:19.880 not be good for morale. Rejected segments, Morgan number two, 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.360 And this one actually wasn't so bad. I just I 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.080 guess it didn't get to it. But you've been in 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.360 three different workout classes where the same guy keeps live 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.320 streaming the workouts. Yeah, I'm like in the background of 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.800 all of his live streams and I'm just working out. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.320 I didn't figure it out until all the way through 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.840 a full workout class and I walk over and there's 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.480 people like commenting on what we're doing. Is he a 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:41.600 person in the class or teaching the class? No, he's 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.920 a person in the class. Oh, he's just in the class. Yeah, 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.840 that's so weird. He's live streaming himself, yes, so that 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.960 others can work out with him. I don't know. But 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:50.760 then the rest of us are in the background of it, 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.680 and we don't know that strangers are commenting on what 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.959 we're doing while working out. Yeah, usually just sign it 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.120 consent if we're a if you're a teacher, I get it. Like, hey, 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:58.960 we're gonna live stream the class to people who can't 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:02.040 get up here. Yeah, somebody random? Yeah, just setting up 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.720 on the side, like watching him go at it. Oh 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:08.280 that doesn't sound he listen. Even watched him do ab 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:12.360 crunches with his body like, you know, his legs towards 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.560 the camera. It was not a pretty go. Is this 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:21.040 like a thing like a rejected segments lunchbox back in 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.360 the mix? Here? Oh, hello, Lunchbox is mad at Sports 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:28.120 Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Oh boy, because they're not putting on models. 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:32.280 He doesn't know. Yeah, they put Kim Kardashian on the 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.319 cover of the Swimsuit issue, and I'm like, we already 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:37.520 know Kim Kardashian. Give another model a break. And also, 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:39.960 that's how we discover new models. That's how we what 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.880 do you what do you need models for? I mean 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:43.679 that's how they get their big break and we get 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.520 to see a new hotty instead of oh Kim kay, 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.080 we already see Kim kana bikini all the time. They 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:57.000 should rejected segments frustrating. Okay, Raimundo saw on TikTok how 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:58.960 he can remove excess skin from his eye for twenty 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.079 dollars and let's know if he should right on the air, Yes, 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.080 tell us how Yeah, I've had these stighs on my eyelids. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.120 They run in my family. My grandpa had on, my 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.080 father has him and my wife in a noise or 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.400 it's right on my eye. It's been there, Jack segment 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.840 rejected segment twenty dollars. Yes, he's gonna lose an Eye's 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.760 gonna tell us and somebody's gonna do it, but he 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.960 could do it on air. Yeah, rejected segment phone, I 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:25.160 got one left. This one is from lunchbox. He wanted 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:29.040 to spill the tea on shady Scuba Steve because he 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.800 saw a shady deal in the parking lot and he 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:34.560 doesn't think what Scooba is doing is legal. Yes, there 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.480 was a car that pulled into the garage. Scuba went 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.280 out there and looked at his left right, stuck his 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.680 hand in the car person hitting him like a brown 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.920 paper bag wrapped up. Scooba went put it in his 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.960 truck like no one was watching. I was like, that 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.360 doesn't seem very normal question. It wasn't like an Amazon delivery. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.120 It was a can't cash for something? Like how did 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.080 this go down? Let me just run this by it? Yeah, 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.880 you like Scuba Steve. Yeah, let's say he was doing 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.520 a drug deal, which I don't think it was. I 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:02.920 don't know what I was doing, all right, but let's 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:04.120 say it was. Would you really want to come in 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:05.840 here and tell on him for doing that? I mean, 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.440 if it's going down to work, like do that at 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.520 your house, man, don't bring that business to my work. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:13.480 It was me at Jeopardy doesn't but what was it? Really, 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.440 I don't go was Steve, I don't know, I don't 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.080 It wasn't a drug deal, so I don't mind asking 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.080 him this. Yeah, yeah, no problem, was it a drug deal. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.160 It was not. Actually the thing you're speaking into right now, 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.200 that red microphone that I got you for Christmas. It 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:26.400 was that. Oh they got brought out that dropped dropped 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.240 it off, and I was trying to be secret about 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.800 it because it was a surprise. Oh that's it. So 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.480 how do you feel, lunchbox? I feel good. I'm glad 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.120 that Scoop was not breaking the law. It just seemed 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:37.720 weird than you're gonna just tell on him. It was 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.440 the car was in the car was all tinted windows, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.560 and it was just seeing every car almost just saying 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:51.000 it had a radio, just seeming really shady. Okay, well 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.760 those are all rejected segments. Amy didn't make the less 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:55.920 good job. Oh but I don't know, it's kind of 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.760 fun hearing them. Okay, here's battom for you. A woman 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.840 trusted Amy with her purse in the bathroom. Whoa, oh yeah, 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.680 that's a big dude. That's weird. That crazy. So she 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.000 was in the stall next to me, and her like 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:11.320 toddler son was in there with her, and he kept 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.920 throwing stuff out of her purse into the other stalls. 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:15.840 And so when I got out and washing my hand, 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.200 she scooted it under and she was like, can you 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.960 watch this for me? And I'm like, this woman does 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.520 not know me. But I gathered everything and put it 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:25.360 up on the synk and waited for her to come out. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.880 You look trustworthy. She couldn't see me through the stall. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.320 But why was that rejected? It could just a lot 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.120 to talk about it. Well, I wasn't going too And 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.760 you're like, whoa, what had that? Well? Okay, but I 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:41.120 just thought, wow, this woman trusts me because I could 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:44.040 have just walked out with her purse. No problem. That's 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:48.920 rejected segments. Thank you everybody. Please rejected segments. Keep them coming. 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:53.920 It's the Best Bits of the week with Morgan number two. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.760 Also in the Best Bits this weekend, Amy's son a 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:05.000 husband sending her photos of his bathroom visits and it 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.919 sounds exactly what you think. So I'm just gonna leave 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.200 this one here because I don't need to get into 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.439 this and share my opinion or talk about it. I 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:14.440 just want you guys to hear it for yourself. Here 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.520 it is Amy's son what he's been doing lately that 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.600 she does not know what to do with. Number four, 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:22.680 I feel like you want to show me a picture 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.600 of something I saw Amy grab her phone. Is we're 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:26.880 going to segment what's on your phone? Well, I don't 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.080 know if you want to see it. But my son 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:33.639 now thinks it's hilarious to text me pictures from his 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:36.880 bathroom experience. What do you mean like when he goes 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:40.000 to the bathroom bathroom number two, he takes a pictures. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.480 Oh my gosh, I don't want to see that. I 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.240 don't know. Why don't text that? You don't know? No, 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:48.520 I thought, is this just the little boy humor thing 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:52.399 and the medical reasons? Yea, like mom, I think he 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:57.160 should or he's proud of himself. Oh no, I don't know. Yes, 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.080 And now he thinks it's so funny. Oh oh, can't 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.920 stop old stuff. Oh no, I've never opened a text 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:05.800 from him. It'd be like I haven't eaten in days 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.560 that I wouldn't look at it because I wouldn't want 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.720 to see that. Don't to me? To me you no, no, no, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.600 I don't want to say, Oh, dude, what are you 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:16.240 tell him? Please stop? This is not or don't send 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:20.800 these to anybody else? But mom, no, no, please stop. Well, yeah, 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.840 no pictures. It's like a Jeans jaga born in the seventies. 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:27.479 No pictures, no pictures. Yeah, I don't know. I just 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.280 hope he's not texting him out to anybody. Have his 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:33.040 own phone. He has an iPad. He's taking a picture 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:37.040 of an he's having to get a cinematic. That thing's huge. 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:40.520 Oh no, he doesn't have a phone. Oh no, he 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.000 can text me through his iPad account. Oh that's what 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:47.480 he's been up to, like an email, like a week. 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:50.080 What else he up to? Well, he had a friend 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:53.359 over and they got locked out, so that was quite 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:56.400 the experience. I get you at home. I wasn't home. 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:58.960 The friend has a phone, so text me and was like, hey, 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:00.720 I was just down the shad at the grocery store 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:01.800 and I was going to be back. And he's like, 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:05.080 somehow we've managed to get locked out. And I said, okay, 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:07.560 well I'll be home soon, so just play basketball or 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.280 do something outside and I'll be there. And I get 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:14.280 back and Stevenson's very dramatic and is already spelling out 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.600 sos with sticks and rocks in our driveway for people 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:21.000 flying over instead of knock on the door. And what's 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:24.639 funny is he just learned what meant a week ago, 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:27.560 and so I actually thought it was quite clever and cute. 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:30.560 But he was just very dramatic. When I pulled up. 0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:33.680 We have been locked out for hours. It had been 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:36.239 no more than thirty minutes, that's for sure, and he 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:40.280 was spelling out sos, which, by the ways, means nothing. 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:44.320 Oh it means nothing. Save our ships, It's what people 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:46.680 have inserted the meeting meaning to him, But it means nothing. 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:50.000 It's made of just those specific sounds. And the letter's 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:54.080 looking like a distress signal. Not save our souls, that's 0:19:54.080 --> 0:20:00.640 another one. Save our sushi, We our sisters. Oh come 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:04.800 any of days. It's the best bits of the week 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:09.880 with Morgan. Number two talk about an epic weekend at 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:14.119 CMA Fest for obvious reasons, but more importantly because I 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:16.960 got to meet Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson and it 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:21.760 was literally incredible and such a fun, cool experience. I 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:24.320