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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day morning, so that's one. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Day from Retirement Home. I'm looking for Mike. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him. I have a bit of an issue

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Speaker 1: right now with your mum. She has an emergency. Do

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Speaker 1: you mind if I transfer you over to her? Please? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Please just hold on for one second? Okay? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh hello? Can someone please contact my bed? Pam failed

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Speaker 1: it up already three times, sir. I'm very sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting for Carol. You're not a nurse. No, God here,

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Speaker 1: I need my bed. Pam changed, y'all. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be talking to Carol my mother. This

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Speaker 1: is maybe Mabel. Maybe. I'm sorry. I'm I'm nobody's mama.

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Speaker 1: But I've practiced a lot. Oh my goodness. You know

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Speaker 1: how long it's been since I've been service. You'll use

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Speaker 1: anything around you know that neck massager? Can you just

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Speaker 1: put me on hold? Hold on God's gross. Hi. This

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Speaker 1: is Daves Retirement Home. How may I help you? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I need to know what's wrong with my mom? He said,

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Speaker 1: Its emergency. What's going on there? Okay, Mike? She just

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Speaker 1: was really frantic about wanting to speech to just stay

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Speaker 1: on hold. Okay, I'm going to get right to her

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, hold on the line for one second. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Are you calling about my sponge bath? No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: calling to back to sponge bath, sir. Who's this? Well?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? My name's Annie buck Ow. This is

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Speaker 1: about time where Sarah calls me because she comes in

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Speaker 1: here and she gives me my sponge bath and I

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Speaker 1: was all ready for the hot talk and instead I

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Speaker 1: got you. Not interested, sir, I have nothing to do

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Speaker 1: to sponge bath. I'm trying to get to my mother. Y'all. All?

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Speaker 1: Who is this all? You want to wax my nose hair? No, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I don't want any other hair. No, absolutely not. That

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Speaker 1: is inappropriate. Man. Just send me back to the receptionist, please, fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to service my engine either. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Hi, this is day from retirement home.

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Speaker 1: How might I help you? What the it's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Mike? Hey, my, how's it going? Did you

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Speaker 1: get everything sorted out with your mum? No? I didn't

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Speaker 1: get everything sorted out. I haven't even talked to her yet.

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Speaker 1: I've talked to a dozen other people. Oh a dozen.

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Speaker 1: I need to get connected to my mother. You called

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Speaker 1: me and said there's an emergency, so connect hey, Dave.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, yes, Sarah is false to come by.

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Speaker 1: Oh and give me my bath? Eddie? Is that? Eddie?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? Yes? Don't boy? Who's that yelling? And

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Speaker 1: I hear somebody yelling? Now we're there on the phone,

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Speaker 1: connect me to Carol. It sounds like someone's yelling on

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Speaker 1: the phone line trying please connect me. Are you the Schmendrick?

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Speaker 1: And they messed up my sponge bath? Go pick to bed.

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Speaker 1: I just want to borrow someone's massage. Shut up. Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't actually work at the retirement home, and I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely not Mabel, but I could he still you a

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Speaker 1: sponge bath? Oh? Eddie? Going on? What's up? Man? This

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from The Jewel Show along with Alex Hey

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Speaker 1: and English Ovin. Hi, your mom Carol actually set you

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Speaker 1: up for a prank phone call? Yeah, so what's a joke.

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Speaker 1: She actually requested that we do this to you? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. She said that she got some of

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Speaker 1: her friends to and too. Yeah so funny. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: she's been with me her whole It's got a great

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Speaker 1: sense of humor. Yeah, wake up every morning with jubile

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Speaker 1: phone pranks,