WEBVTT - The Throwaway 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:12.000 Hello, Andy, Oh, hi, Scott, gonna play this. Do you 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:13.920 think people get mad that we play that and they 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:16.000 just say, why can't they just get to the show. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:20.239 I think that really. I mean, I think it's cool 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.160 to have a theme song. I like the theme song, 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.079 but I think it depends. Like I would say, we 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.960 should play one every five episodes. Like this way, if 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:31.040 it's a new listener, they jump in on a new one, 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:32.320 they can hear the theme song. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.000 Because if they're binging it and they just keep hearing 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:35.839 theme songs taking up a minute at the beginning, over 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.680 and over like ah, and they probably fast forward it anyway. Yep, 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:40.760 but not that new one that we have the Jonas brothers. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:42.519 I love that one. Yeah, Brodie did such a good job. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.560 We'll play that in the next episode. Okay, all right, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.360 Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one twenty nine. Today's Friday, 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.440 July thirty. First one more day till August. Andy, Tomorrow's August. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:52.199 That's amazing. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:53.239 It's my birthday, Mink. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.440 I was gonna say, it's almost well, now it's Leo season. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:57.720 You knew that it was my birthday. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:58.960 I don't know what that means. I just write the 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.840 horoscopes for the show. 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:03.240 So that's why you knew it was my birthday month. Yeah, really, 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.199 you're August sixth. I have no idea when your birthday is. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:07.360 Is it June first or something. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:10.280 I'm not even surprised that you don't know May thirtieth, 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.880 because it would be typical of someone who is so 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.160 into saying, how you know things have to be a 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.120 certain way, Like someone who's so into themselves would not 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:22.040 know about other people. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.280 That's not true. I'm not into myself. I did to 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.319 do the Big Andrew birthday episode. I know what Cooper is. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.360 May fifth, Well, that's second of myobib. We did that 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.160 on purpose. We had her on May fifth on purpose, 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:32.200 so I would never forget it. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.200 Okay, just like that said that you wouldn't even know 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:35.880 your own child's birthday if it wasn't on a holiday. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.120 Well, my daughter actually is on Veteran's Day because we 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.000 did that on purpose, too, so I'll never forget it. Eleven, 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.000 eleven and five to five, and my wife's birthdays eight eight. See, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:44.120 I can't forget any of those. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.040 Well, thank god, do you remember your own birthday? Because 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.880 you're the most important star of all, you really don't 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:49.680 know what my birthday is. 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.200 That's rude. You really don't know it's May thirtieth. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.440 It's not May thirtieth, it's June first. You really don't 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:56.080 know my birthday. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:57.160 It's March twenty ninth. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:58.960 Okay, we can continue this podcast. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.640 When is it it's an m No, Oh it's April. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:02.000 Yeah. 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:03.480 Yeah, it's April twenty seventh. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:03.920 No, it's not. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.040 It's the thirtieth, Yeah it is. I knew it was 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.120 the thirtieth of some month. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:11.239 Let it just be known that I knew when your 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.320 birthday was. Also, it's written right there. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.079 I was going to turn around, but I didn't want to. Well, look, 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.120 it took me less than ten guesses. I think that 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.080 that's a commendable. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.080 I knew yours right off the bat because you do 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:25.560 the birthday lists. Okay, I printed out once you also looked, No, 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:26.800 I know your birthday? 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:28.640 All right? Can we get on with this episode? Okay, 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.920 we're actually going to call this the throwaway episode because 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:34.400 it kind of is just like a waste. And I'll 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.560 explain why to you. If you take out your little bags, 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.880 you should have bag number. What do you got? You 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:40.880 have nine to ten? Perfect? Well, you've done those already, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:42.560 so get those out of the way. I would like 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.120 to start with ten first, if you don't mind. Andrew 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:49.799 got a direct message from our listener Shelton about two 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:54.920 weeks ago. Shelton said, Hey, guys, I'm just guessing what 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.919 he said because I don't remember. First of all, do 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:57.880 you know what cereal that is? 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.000 This looks like cocoa puffs. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:01.160 It does look like cocoa puffs. 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:01.919 Smells like it too. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.919 Here's the thing. Apparently, a few months ago, unbeknownst to us, Yeah, 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:10.720 General Mills went ahead and changed cocoa puffs, and unless 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.920 you eat it every day, you wouldn't know. Look how 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.320 much smaller those puffs are. They're about half the size. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:18.680 Yeah, they're not as big in ball shaped. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.880 Yeah, and Shelton said they taste different too, So we're 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.320 going to put that to the test today. We of 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:26.120 course did coco puffs like a thousand years ago, but 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.480 since the recipe apparently has changed. Even though I did 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.000 do an investigation of the ingredients and they're the same ingredients, 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.240 but they're just one of them's reversed. So I don't 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:36.080 know if this is going to taste any different, but 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.760 it certainly looks different, and I don't know why they 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.760 did it, and I will be looking for an explanation asap. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:41.560 All right, So. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:47.000 Protective Scott on the case and put new taste on it. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.280 It doesn't say anything, that's the thing. It doesn't say 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.560 new and improved. Usually they say that when they ruin things. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.680 It doesn't say smaller balls. It doesn't say anything like that. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:59.080 So it just has chocolatey fun on the back, naturally 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.560 flavored frosted corn puffs. There's just crazy sunny on the front, 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:03.920 sucking really hard on that straw. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:04.560 Is that Nate? 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.040 No, Nate left hours ago. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:07.560 No, that looks like Nate. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.200 It's not. It's one of the guys from over there. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.560 If that's Nate, he got really heavy and a lot 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:14.040 more hair. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:18.760 Oh yeah, no that's not Nate. Yeah, that's embarrassing for me. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.640 That guy's also like three feet shorter than Nate. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.120 Well, I can only see the backpack, and Nate has 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:24.920 the same backpack. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.560 So that's how you recognize people by their backpacks. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.120 Okay, so is it that hard to say that the 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.520 person standing outside of the studio wearing a backpack exactly 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:34.960 like Nate's could have been Nate. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.560 Not when the guy's much shorter and dumpier, No, and 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.640 has one of those hair things on top that looks 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:40.760 like a natural Yamaica. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.480 Well, I really hope that you don't know that person's name. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.720 Nor does this person listen to the podcast, because if 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.400 they're listening at this date. 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:48.520 And time, they're gonna be like, that's me. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.040 It. Scot's an evil person. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.800 I don't know him, he doesn't know me. We're all good. Wow. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.719 That would be a typical Scott thing. Doesn't know people's birthdays, 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.400 doesn't try to make conversation unless it's made with him. Also, 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:00.720 you never get me a spoon. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.440 I gave you a spoon. You should be using the 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:03.360 same one from the last house. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.279 Okay, are you gonna forget me on the milk like 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.279 you did the last episode? 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.240 Do you hate this planet? Andrew? Mm mmm? I just 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:14.279 ooh dairy Pure from Tuscan cool. You know what I hear? 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:17.960 I do hear that one of our good friends in 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:21.200 the sales department might be close to sealing a deal 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.200 with a milk company. That's what I hear, But I 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.960 don't know. They might let us down as everyone else 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:27.760 does in life. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:29.279 Yeah, one and two things. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.480 Yeah, so it's cocoa puffs. Here we go. I say 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:33.640 it tastes just like coca puffs. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:39.240 Yeah, it's the smaller balls make for a less crunchy experience. 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:40.200 Just my opinion. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:41.720 I think the bigger one is maybe a little bit 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.480 more airy. These are a bit more styrofoamy. Maybe. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:48.000 Yeah, four balls on a spoon. Don't hate it, Just 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:49.400 I missed the crunch. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.520 I don't know. I think maybe it does taste a 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.640 little bit different. I think there's not as much cocoa 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:53.839 in it. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.880 Yeah, I mean the flavor does kind of run off. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.800 You're right, I'm giving this version three bowls in a spoon. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:00.800 I give it four bowls in this boom. If you 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.720 want cocoa puffs, I mean it's going to do the trick, 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:06.120 but just don't go in expecting the old crunch or 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:07.920 as much chocolatey taste. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.520 I recommend Cocoa Puff's brownie crunch while you can still 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.919 get it, because that is the bomb. Diggity? Do I 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:14.520 still say that? 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.080 Yeah? 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:20.919 Sure, I'm gonna play this song. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:22.440 Are you gonna play no diggity? 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:22.800 Yes? 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.839 I was. Now I'm not going to You're so predictable. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.440 Now I'm not going to because you know that song. Yes, 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:32.400 that's why I said it, but we out is somebody 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.240 says at the end, I don't know. I only really 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:35.279 know it from pitch Perfect. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:35.800 What's that? 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.040 You know what pitch perfect is? You have two girls. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:39.799 It's some kind of a show or movie or something. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.000 You know what pitch perfect is? You know the crazy 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:45.279 song oh Anna Kendrick, you know pitch Perfect. Don't be 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.000 this person. Why are you lifting up. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.440 Your shirt because it was stuck on what? I don't know? 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.760 You're something's going on with you. I don't know. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.120 This fruit loop shirt is very weirdly fitting. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.320 Yeah, I mean it's very uh, curve hugging. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.400 Is that what you call it? Well, thank you very 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.440 much Shelton for bringing that to our attention. We'll try 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:09.600 to investigate further and see what else has changed about 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.520 this new version of Cocoa Puffs. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:15.560 I just realized your shoot shirt. Shoot, your shirt is 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.320 very Mumu esque. I have to agree with you. When 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:19.840 I put it on this morning, I'm like, this shirt 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.960 is big. I mean it's an extra large and I 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.320 do wear extra large from time to time, but. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.080 It is big. I don't look it's very flowing it's 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.760 very flowing. I feel like Homer Simpson in that episode, 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.200 remember when he was wearing the big mumou. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.040 I just feel like you should be walking around like, 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.920 I don't know, it's you need a Hawaiian version of it. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.880 Let's go on to the next one and the next one. Also, 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:44.960 do you know what number nine is? Look at that 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:45.880 Cookie Christ. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.280 But we've had Cookie Chris before, so it must be 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.360 the Ald version of it. We've had all the Cookie 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:55.960 Cookie Moons before, so it must be the Jewish version 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:56.200 of it. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.840 The Jewish version. Yeah, well, shalom to you, but there's 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.360 no Jewish You mean, like a Kosher version from that 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.640 Kosher Nano Schevitz company. No, it's not that either. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:09.520 So it must be the Kashi Go version of it, 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:12.520 because we've done Kashi Go of literally every other series. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.840 It's Kashi Go chip. It's brand new, no anyway, So 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.640 you know the brief history back. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.280 And you have paint on that shirt too? 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:19.960 What paint? 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.160 Yeah, you have white paint on the back of the shirt. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.680 Maybe it's bird poop. Oh, it's it's fuzz Look look 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:29.040 at this. Yeah, it's definitely got room for you to 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.880 grow into. Anyway, So you know back in nineteen seventy 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.960 seven when Ralston introduced Cookie Chris with our friend Cookie Jarvis, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.640 who's that We went through this whole thing in that episode, Andrew. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:43.880 And then in the nineties Ralston ceased to exist and 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.000 sold it to General Mills, and they changed a little bit, 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.800 and people were pissed. There's Cookie cop and Cookie Crook, 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.400 and now who's on there? Andrew Cookie Wolf and what 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:52.880 does he say? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.320 Cookie Chris? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.760 Very good. I was in the aisle the other day 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:58.680 and I noticed on the front of the Cookie Chris 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.400 box it says, now thirty more chips. Oh, I'm gonna 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:06.440 say no, it doesn't look it no, right, But I 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.200 figured we had to try it and see if it 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.319 was any different, because look, technically, if there's thirty percent 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.840 more chips, it's a different cereal. You're right. So there's 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:17.600 Chip the Wolf, the great taste of chocolate chip cookies 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.880 and milk. Crack the code for even more chocolatey chips. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.520 Can I crack the code? Let me do it? 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.280 It's too hard to do. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.000 No, it's not. I could do it in two seconds. 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:29.160 Really, you don't even have to fill in that blank 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:33.080 without doing anything. It's chocolate exactly, So what dumb kid 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.040 has to figure out what letters fills that? In dumb kid, 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.720 there's three letters missing. If you don't know that that's chocolatey, 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.360 you could never be on Wheel of fortune. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:44.040 Sir, you are a what a sixty five year old 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.000 man doing the puzzles on the back of these. 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:50.080 First of all, I'm nowhere near sixty five, so eat it. 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:52.120 Puzzles not meant for that song? 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:55.160 Yes, weird al who is weird ol? If I know 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:59.440 who the person is, why would I say it? And 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.080 now it's the time for you to say, Oh, it's Rupert. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:03.480 I haven't seen Rupert in so long. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.520 Oh, Rupert's bringing us cups. He's got new cups he does. Yeah, 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:08.560 there's some weird different cups. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:09.480 Maybe wearing a mask. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.240 Nah, he's gonna come in wearing a mask. Hi, Rupert, 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:16.040 what are those crazy cups? Thank you so much? So interesting? 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:22.520 Let me see they're perk. What is this cup again? Oh? 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:26.800 The cups that repeat themselves? Thank you. They're eco friendly 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:27.880 and they're compostable. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.120 You could hate everything about the cups, then you. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:31.559 Can put them in your compost pile. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:32.880 I don't have a compost pile. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.240 Why not do you. Yes, of course you do. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.120 The lies and the liars who tell them, here have 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.400 some milk. Oh, you're actually remembering to give me milk 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.920 this time. Also, the milk is sweaty like you see. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.040 That's because it's so hot in here. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:46.840 It's like a milk jug nail. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.240 You know what? Some of these. Look at this one, 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.040 This one just has a line of chip on it. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.520 Look that one's smiling, so maybe there actually are more chips. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:55.960 I don't know. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.000 Let's see one tea thing. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.520 To be honest with you, I mean I will say that. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.760 You know what, I don't even taste any chocolate. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.800 Yeah, no, it just like a vanilla cookie. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.400 Yeah. What a letdown? 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.079 Yeah, big letdown. I'm gonna give this three bowls in 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:10.520 a spoom. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.720 If you look carefully at these, they just look like 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:16.679 they actually look like the coronavirus. They look like a disease. Right, 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:20.040 they look like little circles with chicken pop a right slurper. 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.400 Would you give it three bowl I'm gonna give it 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:24.640 three balls. It's not even that good. 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:25.480 It's a letdown. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.360 If we went back to the original Cookie Crisp episode, 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:29.640 we both gave it four bowls. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.000 There's also a lot of salt in it. Yeah, this 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:33.720 is you can taste the salt, right. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:36.640 I do taste salt. Yeah, this is not they ruined it. Yeah, 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.679 I think you should reduce it by thirty percent and 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:39.640 go back to the original. 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:40.480 Yeah, I agree. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:43.120 Holy cases, Yeah, not really good. Spit in the mic 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.960 corn sugar, corn meal, yellow corn flour, canola oil, cocoa 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:50.480 process with alkali, corn syrup, brown sugar, salt. The salt 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.240 is pretty far down there, but you can definitely taste it. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:52.679 Yeah. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:58.760 So two disappointing improvements, I guess. Yeah, from General Mills. Hey, guys, 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.360 get your ish together, please. This is the hill that 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.120 you DIEO. Your kids are going to look back and say, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:09.439 my dad crusaded against General Mills, the place where Ashton 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.120 Kutcher worked and swept up cereal dust. We learned that 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:12.920 two episodes ago. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.560 We did des Moines, Iowa. That's the time for you. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:20.319 Don't even listen. No, the wherever Knox built, that's Tennessee. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:21.120 I don't know. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:22.679 Come on, Andrew, what city was it? 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:24.400 Bluffs? 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:25.640 Council Bluffs? 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.000 No, oh wow, you filled in the council part. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:28.439 I don't even know. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:29.199 Council Bluffs. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.920 That's also Iowa. But no, come on, Andrew, Aralston. No, 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.400 Rawston is not a town. I mean, it probably is somewhere, 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.040 but that's not it. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:37.880 Uh, Iowa? 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.880 Where the You lived in Iowa for ten months? You've 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:43.679 said that a thousand times and you can't remember the 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:44.400 name of the city. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.719 No, I just know that you basically said that it's 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.320 this way. You could segue into once again mentioning that 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.880 you quote unquote lived in Iowa a type of tree 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.160 quote unquote lived there for ten months, a type of tree, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:02.360 and go over the in a barrel frog in cedar rapids? 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:07.200 Andrew, Oh yeah, rapids, rapids in a barrel? Go over 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:11.960 the What you said in a barrel? Oh wait a minute, 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.240 if you actually got that right, you would have said 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.840 cedar falls. And cedar falls is another It's just forget it. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:19.560 I ruined the whole thing. But you should have known 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.839 it was cedar rapids, you dope. Next time you'll know. 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:24.440 No, I probably still won't. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.280 All right, Thanks for listening to cereal killers it again. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.480 This is a big giant. I told you it was 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:32.600 a throwaway. Okay, we did two cereals that we already 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.559 it's so hot in here, it's really nuts. So can 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.640 you not take your shirts so hot? See way more 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:40.800 of you than they need to. It's two cereals that 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.280 we already did episodes ago. They both suck now, so 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.800 I'm not going to be buying them anymore. And that's 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:46.520 pretty much it. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.840 Okay, So Scotty's dramatic. I mean, they're not the worst 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.560 cereals ever. Still buy them. It's just they're not like 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:52.280 they used to be. 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.000 So why would I buy them? I like things the 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:54.760 way they used to be. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.040 Well, that's just you in general. That's you as a person. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:00.840 I'm very type of change. You immediately shut down and 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.679 like run into a corner and cry about it. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:03.800 I'm very nostalgic. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.400 It's okay, there's mental disorders. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:09.400 No, there's not. I like to be reminded of my childhood. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.600 If you're gonna have something with the same name, don't 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:12.080 change it. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:15.080 You might have just a tinge of something else, like 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.719 OCD or something. Because the minute something moves out of 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:19.200 it's like deviated position, You're like. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.160 I can't breathe. By the way, speaking of Josh, the 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.280 head engineer that comes in here, Yeah, he moved some 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.720 cereal boxes around. Yeah, and when I came in this morning, 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.920 I saw stuff out of place because I know where 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:33.000 everything is in here. I know it. These are my children. 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.160 So when one goes to play with the other one 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.720 and they're not supposed to because you know they're allergic 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:40.320 to each other or whatever, I can tell when they're moved. 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:41.880 And he came in and like moved a bunch of 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.320 them around. He said, see anything different, and I was like, yeah, 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:45.920 you moved all the cereal around if. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.080 I moved around. Okay, Well, don't make it seem like 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:52.920 this is that impressive because you put there's let me 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:57.080 think there's four eight at least thirteen cashis that you 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:58.800 put all next to each other. You put all the 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:02.360 Cascadian Farm SECTUALI other, you put all the cheerios, honey. Okay, 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:05.240 So if somebody moves something, you're making it seem like 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.120 the serial is like not in order, but you put 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.120 it in order. So it's not that impressive for you 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:11.000 to be like, I. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:12.000 Know where they are. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.600 Of course you would, because if a grape nuts is 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.120 over in the cheerio section, anybody with two eyes can 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:17.440 see it. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:18.800 But the fact that I just walked in and it 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.160 caught my eye you know, who's a phone, Andrew, who's 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:22.160 calling you? Who is it? 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:22.920 Why does it matter? 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:26.880 Because why is it so important? Just leave the phone down, you. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.680 Pick up your phone during this podcast all the time. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:31.120 I'm not going to have this argument. Thank you for 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.640 listening to Serial Killers. Please follow us on social media 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:38.320 serial Killers PC on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter and 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.800 soon to be our own website as soon as Andrew 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.560 builds it out. That should be a couple of months, 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.360 maybe a year or two, so this pocket might be over. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.360 This is such a jerk. What I told you, I 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:48.760 bought it. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.080 Yeah, I just have to figure out what we want 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:52.960 to do, Like we need to pick out like a layout, 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:54.840 Like do we want it to be where you can 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.840 listen to the episodes on it? I think so? 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.400 Yeah, why not have the links there too? 0:15:58.640 --> 0:15:59.359 The links? 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:03.080 Yeah to what to wherever you listen to this podcast? Yeah, 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.160 I mean that's okay. Yeah, I just had to we 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:06.600 need a graphic designer. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.400 No, because it's just you pick the color. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.320 We have a logo, yes, but I hate the way 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.280