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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Speaker.

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Speaker 3: We got a text to seventy five nine two that

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Speaker 3: says I'm a pilot for a major airline. But I

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Speaker 3: still have to say never eat shredded wheat to figure

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Speaker 3: out which way east and.

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Speaker 1: West I used to do?

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Speaker 4: So, I use naughty elephants squirt water.

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Speaker 3: Whoa either that or Nelly enjoys sociable weddings, easy to remember, You'll.

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Speaker 1: Never forget that.

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Speaker 3: But if you're a naughty elephant that wants to squirt

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Speaker 3: out some secrets, you can do it right to you

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Speaker 3: on the mass speaker. Like one of our listeners who's

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Speaker 3: ready to super soak us with a confession, she's chosen

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Speaker 3: to go by Stephanie today. So Stephanie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Even with a voice changer, you sound nervous.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kind of, Okay.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Nelly was nervous when he went to all those sociable weddings.

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Speaker 3: So you're just like Nelly today.

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Speaker 1: I'm just picturing the wrapper.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, so channel you're inner Nelly today. Voice

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Speaker 3: changers on, you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready let's

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Speaker 3: hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So basically, oh god, then happened when I was

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Speaker 2: in the eighth grade.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, man, you've been holding onto this for a minute.

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Speaker 1: If it happened way back.

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Speaker 3: Then, I think you sound like you're in the ninth grade,

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Speaker 3: so I don't know. Keep going.

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Speaker 2: So, basically, I was on vacation with my family. I

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Speaker 2: have two brothers who are older, and then my parents okay,

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Speaker 2: to the Bahamas andast a family suite in a nice hotel.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Afterwards, we got settled in, and then we went down

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Speaker 2: to the beach and I was playing around with my brothers.

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Speaker 2: We end up playing volleyball.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a great time.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure your mom's snapping pictures like look at them

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Speaker 4: getting along.

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Speaker 3: Unless volleyball is not allowed on that particular beach in

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Speaker 3: the Bahamas, Man of the Bamas, Is that what happened?

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Speaker 2: No, I just basically got like really drenched in sand,

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Speaker 2: like it was just all in my hair, and I

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Speaker 2: felt really gross. So I decided I'm going to just

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Speaker 2: go up and take a shower. And my family was

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Speaker 2: still down on the beach level. And when I went

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Speaker 2: in the room, all of a sudden. As I'm taking

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Speaker 2: a shower, I could just hear men's voices, but it

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Speaker 2: wasn't like familiar, like no one in my fence that

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Speaker 2: I knew or anything. Well, it was like directly next

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Speaker 2: to like the bathroom, but as it got closer, I

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Speaker 2: could hear that it was like outside the sweet door.

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Speaker 4: Oh, could be so scared, especially I mean, honestly, it

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Speaker 4: could be like some maintenance people. But I would still

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Speaker 4: freak out, you know, especially that. I mean, I hope

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Speaker 4: you were just overreacting, right.

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Speaker 2: No, because they actually came in the room and I

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Speaker 2: can hear them rumaging through our stuff and everything.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, they're robbing you and you're in the

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Speaker 4: bathroomle It's happening.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and so terrifying.

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, some wayes get closer to the

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Speaker 2: bathroom door, and I can hear the doorknob turn. All

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, I see this guy and he sees me,

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Speaker 2: and I hear this scream. But it definitely wasn't me

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Speaker 2: screaming it with him.

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Speaker 3: He was when he went into the bathroom totally.

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Speaker 1: He was probably shocked.

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Speaker 4: That's the last thing he wants to see, is it

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Speaker 4: a little girl in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess when I was washing my hair,

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Speaker 2: I combed it down in front of my face, you know,

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Speaker 2: to try to get all of the standout. And he

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Speaker 2: must have thought that I was like the girl from

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Speaker 2: the rain, like when.

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Speaker 3: She gets out of the well and her hair is

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Speaker 3: like all wet and hanging straight down, and instead of screaming,

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Speaker 3: you were like welcome in.

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Speaker 4: I have always thought that that would be the best security,

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Speaker 4: is to out creep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what happened to the guy? Did he run out?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, he ran and so did they and after

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Speaker 2: that they didn't come back at all. And I know

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Speaker 2: I probably should have said something to my family, but you.

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Speaker 1: Kept it a secret.

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Speaker 3: Did they drop everything or did they rob you?

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Speaker 2: Still? Yeah, nothing was done, like you thwarted them.

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Speaker 3: First of all, we are all very happy to hear

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Speaker 3: that nothing bad happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? Yes? That is

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Speaker 1: that could be worst case scenario.

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Speaker 3: We're also very happy to hear that you scared away

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Speaker 3: the neighbors before they could take anything. Very cool. But

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Speaker 3: why didn't don't you like say anything to your family

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Speaker 3: or your parents or anything that two strange men broke

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Speaker 3: into your room and tried to rob you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, especially at that age, I tell my parents

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Speaker 1: everything and then they'd be like, stop making stuff.

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Speaker 2: Oh, because at that age, I just I really just

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Speaker 2: cared about I just wanted to stay there and be

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Speaker 2: on the beach and enjoy the vacant.

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Speaker 1: You thought that they would cancel the vacan.

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Speaker 3: I could move hotels or fly home. Oh I see,

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Speaker 3: Actually that was the smart move. Good job. So you

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Speaker 3: stayed in the hotel room knowing there's two people that

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Speaker 3: know where you're staying.

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Speaker 1: It's like I got two big older brothers.

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Speaker 4: After the family's here.

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Speaker 1: Now, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I've never said anything all these years, and I'm just

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Speaker 2: I'm so relieved to get that off my chest.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I think you could tell them what happened.

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Speaker 3: Now she wants to be able to go back with

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Speaker 3: the family to the Bahamas again, so she doesn't want to.

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Speaker 1: Run their next family vacation.

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Speaker 3: That's what happened, Matri text in seventy five nights too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can high your identity by masking your voice so

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Speaker 3: that you can be the next mass speaker. We got

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Speaker 3: your phone tap coming up next,