WEBVTT - Enyas stinky feet in 4k 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:18.599 Hi, God, I'm sick. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.959 I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:24.360 Someone out me and you it's been sick as a dog, 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.960 but my body and my body is different. Like I 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:30.479 have the same things she's got right now, but like 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:31.760 I'm not sick. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:35.000 No, it's because I'm out on the streets getting other 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:35.760 people sick. 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.040 Oh yeah, and he's on her like super spreader shit, 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:42.519 like she's been down with the super spreading vibes. Just kidding, 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.159 just fucking kidding, JK. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.839 I have been seeing friends, I will say, I. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.520 Will spread it to me and Joe. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.880 All all of my friends who I've been seeing. Is 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.200 because everybody's leaving for the holidays. But I tell them, 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:58.880 I'm like, hey, I'm feeling a little funky congested. Congested 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:03.160 congest it is how you say that, Oh that's a 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:06.800 weird word. And they don't give a fuck because my 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.520 ibe is so strong. They're like, honestly, it's worth getting 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:12.200 sick hanging out with you. It's worth getting. 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:12.640 Sick, you know what. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.840 A weird word to me is what I was gonna say. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.720 A weird word to me is like it's actually a 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.200 said of words. It's drue as attractive, because I'm just like, 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.480 that's not those words don't align. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:26.160 See mine is in your mine. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:29.920 But you know what words makes sense? Drew should kill himself. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.800 Those words together make sense. O, Drew, don't kill yourself. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:33.560 You're so sexy. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.840 You don't fuck with me. You don't start with me 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.759 because I will go lower. 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:41.040 Oh yeah, that's true. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:45.559 Will add a gunshot, sound a post, and then add 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.360 like holy music when I come in. So it's like 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:53.080 I like in the Returning of Jesus Christ speaking of 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:59.920 super Spider. You later, okay, period, period, okay, speaking of 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:00.920 super spreading. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.559 So this morning, I'm like, why am I still so sick? 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.440 Yeah, you're destroying your lungs. I don't do that shit anymore. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.240 Yeah, you're holy. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:18.160 Speaking of this morning, I was like kind of up early, 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.040 kind of doing my thing. And every morning I just 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.520 like do a little cleaning around the house, and I 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.720 like had my eyes set on the bathroom, and the 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:30.400 bathroom was particularly dirty, specifically the toilet. There's like, I 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.840 guess we have hard water. I don't fucking know, but 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.200 there's always like a ring in the toilet where the 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:35.919 water sits. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.880 It's also from me doing my lipstick and then wiping 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.960 my mouth and it being like covered in red oils 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:43.760 and throwing it in. 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:50.920 The toilet and AND's like fucking like, uh, throw it 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.120 into the toilet and it just like melts off of 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:58.880 the napkin and permeates the bowl and it's just crazy. Anyways, 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.440 I was doing a little cleaning and I've never done this, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:07.160 so I don't know why I did this, but I 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.680 cleaned the toilet bowl with this like bleach cleaner and 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.080 what is that? What was that? 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.040 Sorry, I don't know. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.079 Is that a sneeze? 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.760 No, that was a laugh that I'm conges I'm sick too. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:18.840 Nobody asked me. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.200 How I'm sick of y'all ship, So can y'all shut 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:28.919 the fuck up and let me finish my story? Please ask? Yes? No. 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.480 So I was like cleaning the toilet bowl with bleach 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.919 and I was doing my thing, and then I was like, oh, 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:36.760 I'm going to use the toilet bowl cleaner on the countertop, 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.040 and I sprayed the countertop with the bleach. And then 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.800 I was like, well, I need to clean the mirror 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.120 in there as well, and I grabbed the wind decks 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.360 and I sprayed the wind decks on the thing and 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.040 I overspray the fuck out of windows because I find 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:54.520 when you add more wind decks it cleans better. And 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:59.160 I guess wind decks dripped down into the bleach and 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.680 I literally created mustard gas in the bathroom, and I 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:07.320 swear to god, my throat started burning so fucking bad 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.760 and my eyes started watering, and I was like, cool, 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.640 I'm literally like I created I made a war crack 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.560 in our bathroom. And I'm not talking about a ship 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.960 like I literally like I created mustard gas. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.000 Our toothbrushes are out, so that means when you fucking 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:25.160 spray that overhit, it literally gets all over our toothbrushes 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:25.839 and toothpaste. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.599 Yeah, I'm disinfecting in it, so you should be happy. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.160 Yeah, but now I'm sick. So maybe you're creating mustern 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:39.000 gas in my mustern mustern gas. Yeah, so bad mustard 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:40.039 gas to Fortnite. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.680 That's like the ring rever. That's the storm. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.080 Yeah, I guess that is the storm storm. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:49.440 Storms those like little grenades, huh you know the little 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.440 grenades was like the yellow gas. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.880 Oh yeah, see that's the mustern gas. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.720 That's literally what our bathroom looked like this, And it's 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.480 an invisible killer and you woke up later and was like, 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.039 I she woke up kind of later, and I was 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:05.040 like a few hours had passed since I created the 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.440 mustard gas. And when she was walking in there, I 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.760 was like, by the way, like, do not spend a 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:11.920 lot of time in here, because I don't know if 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:15.240 the mustard gas has left this space. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:17.320 I don't want you to die, like, I don't want 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.719 to tell you what I did, but I did something 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.480 in there, and I'm going to say it on the podcast. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.680 And I immediately knew because we have all those cleaning 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.680 supplies sitting there in the bathroom, and I'm like, he 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.880 literally comes in here and plays with them, Like he 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.080 comes in here and plays with the cleaning supplies, and 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:34.240 I know he's creating fucking gas in here because he 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.839 just like is going overboard. But it's okay because I 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.400 have a housewife in my life, so I can't complain. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:43.280 You guys have that one cleaning solution that looks like grape. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:49.039 Juice ibilo best ship. Have you ever smelled? Have you 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.320 ever smelled fabulous? 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:50.680 No? 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:52.200 Is it good? 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:57.520 Wait boy, do we have a surprise for you? 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:04.480 I did fabulous? So slime, oh ge slime fabuloso slime. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.680 Thank you so much to the person that gave me 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.080 this at the podcast. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:16.280 At the pop up. Oh, I'm not fabuloso too. So 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.800 you can like have a reference to a house similar. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.279 That good. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:23.839 I put in you on. 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:26.839 Like airport bathrooms. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.040 Yeah, I put in your onto this ship. Bro, Like 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:36.839 she had no idea that ship existed me because I'm fabulous. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.479 Oh, oh ship, that's basically that one is a little 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.800 bit better than the original. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.000 Fabulo. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:50.679 So please sponsor me the proper way to clean your floors. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.840 I don't believe in like the like mop ship. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:55.680 Oh my god, you can't get through the child protection. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.320 Oh it was so good. 0:06:58.360 --> 0:06:59.360 I drank it. Guys. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.320 I like, what was your joke? 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:06.040 I said, never you said you put me onto this? 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:10.440 Yeah, because and you said no, it's fabulous, Like who 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.120 do you think put you on? Because I'm fabulous? 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:14.560 Yeah I heard that. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:15.280 I heard that. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.280 I really want to ride a horse a horseriat. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.880 Cowboy finally went to a party, Like we finally got 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.200 him out of the house and on the way home 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.680 he like dead. Pam, Well, I don't know if you 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.640 want to talk about this, but like who was hitting 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.840 on Like the people who were hitting on you all night. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.960 Oh I don't want to say I want to keep 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:42.240 it a mystery. But it was hilarious. Like the people 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.360 that came up to me and actually, I don't give 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:49.560 a fuck. Literally the hottest women I've ever seen, like 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:53.400 bad bitches, fucking batty boots were like coming up to 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.480 me and like kind of trying to like riz on 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.920 me and like see what my vibe is. And I 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:00.680 was like, damn, I've like created a monster. Like I've 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:07.160 created a monster and I just get play. I get box. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:12.240 I'm back on box. I like sniff crotch, Like I like, shit, yeah, you. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.200 Were starting to wrap. You were like going bar for 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.600 a bar. I'm back on box. I sniff on crotch. 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:23.120 But yeah, it was just it was funny because he says, 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.880 you don't got a chance with me. Yeah, because Drew's 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.160 just like I'm the saddest I'm a same No. But 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.320 it did, like it was a really big boost to 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.520 my confidence. Like like everyone was like, oh my god, 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.160 I dreakre out, Like, oh my god, like this, I 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:37.120 know it's not. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.680 Good when like because Drew does not go out to parties. 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:42.360 When he does, everybody treats it like it's such a 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:46.320 like a thing. So the problem is then he will 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:48.840 use that as leeway to stay the fuck home for 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.400 the next like five months because you want to like 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.680 keep it like this sacred medallion of like when you 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.200 do go. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.080 I'm mysterious. I'm literally mysterious. Yeah. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.760 I did get comments like the next day, So who's 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.599 that kid who can't keep eye contact and doesn't know 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:03.880 what to say when I come up to him? 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.960 Literally, when I came out to where you were sitting, 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:07.440 you came out. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:08.480 What do you mean came out. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.920 Out of the but you came out at a party? No, 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.520 well I did, but the oh in the famous section, 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.240 in the famous section. When I went to the famous section, but. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:18.960 You came out. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.360 Yeah, he was sitting like on the corner of this 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.200 like little wall, and there was a line of people 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.480 like waiting like literally like the iPhone, and. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.240 I was like literally blessing them with my sword and 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:30.959 knighting them. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.160 I was like, Yes, what was nice is when I 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.760 walked up, I like passed the line. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.360 I just just like I come up. 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.880 You had your your lanyard on lanyard with a picture 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.640 of Drew like sexually in bed, like laying in. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.199 Bed, putting my hand with like the wrist thing for 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.319 Coachella and the little light up path. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.120 He has like velvet ropes around him at this party, 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:55.640 You're like. 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:57.520 Holding it up through the crowded to any people. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.480 You're like, I have my I have my phone with 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:04.000 the and in a water bottle, leg clocking that it's Kai, 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:07.080 and I like keep looking away like he's not allowed 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:07.319 in it. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:12.319 Wait, because you obviously stole that fucking pass because you 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:16.640 would never make it on Drew's VIP list. You're not 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.480 getting backstage? Was well, Drake and Kanye were trying to 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:21.920 get backstage for Drew. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:28.480 But okay, if oh wait, actually, on a real note, 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.160 I had a sex dream about Kanye on a real note, 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.400 and I haven't written down like no, two nights ago, 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:35.839 and I kept it from you because I wanted to 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.880 talk about it. I had a sex dream about Kanye 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:43.640 and we were in where where that fucking place he 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:47.280 is right now? Saudi Arabia. We were there and it 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.319 was crazy. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.760 Okay, so you had a sex dream with Kanye isn't 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:52.680 Saudi Arabia. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:58.679 But I also had a dream about Taylor Swift non 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.920 s dream, but I wrote down all my notes for 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:04.400 it because it's quite literally the funniest thing dream I've 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:10.240 ever dreamt. Okay, so the dream starts out and we're 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:13.880 at a Beyonce concert. It's me, you. I forget who 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.080 else was with us, but I know for a fact 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:17.480 it was me and you and a third person. Oh, 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.960 it was fucking Josiah. It was literally Josiah. It was 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.720 me and josiaht a Beyonce concert. And this is like 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:26.280 way deep in the future, and like, unfortunately, I'm not 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:29.079 saying this has happened is going to happen, but Beyonce 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.680 was washed and she couldn't even sell out an arena 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:35.440 and she was doing an arena tour and there was 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.839 empty seats everywhere, and it was really embarrassing. We were 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.200 still wilding out, we were still turning up, but just 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:46.440 Beyonce wasn't giving the Beyonce that we remembered, and it 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:52.040 was sad. But then we got invited backstage and Taylor 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.160 Swift was backstage because you know, they have that like 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:57.880 cute little girlfriendship because of like people are trying to 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.920 exactly exactly like that. One moment. I think it's at 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.720 the VMA is when Beyonce called Taylor Swift back on 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.280 stage when Beyonce won her award is one of the 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.839 most iconic moments in pop history. But anyways, I. 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.760 Mean that's like right under me and you starting the podcast. 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:23.079 Yeah, yeah, right under, right under, but we our backstage 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.240 with Beyonce Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is like, oh, you 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.320 should come to my house, and we're like. 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.840 What, Like, let's go to your house? 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:34.360 Like, hey, we go to her house. She literally is 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.800 staying in the White House, Like her house is in 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:41.040 the White House, and she's under contract with the government. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:42.920 I did think of like big architecture. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.640 You're like, I don't know, it's literally the White House, 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.440 like it's a government building and she's living in there, 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.720 and she's under contract with the government to do meet 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.360 and greets every single day at the White House. So 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.800 she's meeting like fifteen to thirty people at the White 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.199 House and we're just kind of chilling around like feeling 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.760 like celebrities and we're like really cool, and everybody's like 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.360 who is who are they with Taylor? Like what is this? 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:09.959 And then after that, Taylor's like, let's let's go, let's go. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.400 I don't know where And we get out and go 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.440 outside of the White House and we get on bird 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.760 scooters and me, Her, me, you, Josiah and Taylor are 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:22.440 riding bird scooters through like Washington, DC, and there's like 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:25.000 a bunch of like special like security what are they 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:26.240 called us? 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:27.200 A special service? 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:28.800 Yeah, secret service. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.600 Service, special service. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.040 Like clocking our tea, and like Taylor would like wave 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:36.000 them off and shit. And then this is the gag. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.840 Taylor's like, oh, I'm gonna get my car and rashaw. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.319 She gets in the fucking golden Bugatti, the gold Bugatti 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:47.320 from Yes, from the reputation Yes, and she speeds off 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.160 and we never see her again. And then I wake up. 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.520 That was my dream and I have it all written 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.080 down in my notes, but I like remembered it all because. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.839 I was like, that is so fucking funny. In the dust, 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:01.559 I've had a dream in a really long time. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:07.800 Have you been smoking weed? Because weed stops that? 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:10.440 No, and weed stops covered. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:12.760 Oh yeah, yeah. 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.280 So I'm because I'm sick. I'm like I'm really hoping. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.720 I don't did you spray something? Did someone spray something? 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:19.480 No, that's I opened my tune box. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:22.440 Oh no, did you actually spray a perfume or something. Yeah, 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.600 I sprayed this, oh, because my eyes are like burning, 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.800 and I was like, oh God, the mustard gas is back, 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:29.240 is back. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.720 But yeah, I guess it is from weed. So oh 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.360 you got me? You got me? 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.760 Are you doing dabs or you're just hitting the bubbler? 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.280 What the fuck did you just say to me? 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:43.360 I'm thinkidding. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.320 I think if I hit a bong, I would die, 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.320 like even like because I like mind you as much 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.760 as I'm like, oh yeah, I smoke now, it's like 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.800 a baby amount. Like I literally still like I have 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:58.800 like form, guys, I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted. I 0:14:58.800 --> 0:14:59.280 don't have a. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:00.440 Problem to stop it any times. 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.040 It's still like such a low dose every time if 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.880 I hit a bong, I actually think like I would 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.000 like fall back, hit my head and like fall into 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:10.480 a coma. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.800 Have I ever talked about when I hit a dab 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.920 brig because I thought I was like being cool and 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.440 I was like pta tonic all the way home and 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.520 like my head was on the window of the truck 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:24.440 and I was like and I like had no control 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:25.440 over my body. 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:31.160 So I was just like, I literally, oh yeah, I 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.720 think I remember that story. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.040 I remember because I like every time he does the 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.600 head thing, it like makes me cry because. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.600 It was like riding a school bus and you're like 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.480 trying to be emotional, watching the rain drops rais and 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.680 like your head is just high babing on the window 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:47.960 and your nose is getting itchy. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:49.880 Did I tell you the story when I had like 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.480 full blown schizophrenia from weed. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:53.000 No. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.480 I was in high school and I did this like, uh, 0:15:56.800 --> 0:16:00.760 this like backpacking trip with my friend. They didn't, Yes, 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.880 I did. And I stayed in this hostel and I 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.320 was like, I think I was like seventeen, and all 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.880 the people in the hostel were like these cool what 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:09.480 I thought were like cool college. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.840 Kids, but what are actually fucking freakingly who see seventeen 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:13.680 year olds like. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:17.560 White white people with dread? That is the weirdest fuck. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:19.880 That's the weirdest. I think there were some white people 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.960 with dreads, honestly, but so they're vikings bro so like 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:26.680 they're all like, I'm with me and my friend and 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.520 they're like, dude, come in, like we're all smoking the volcano. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.440 I've done those before and the same thing happened. 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.960 Like this was the beginning of vape technology. 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:38.160 Oh yeah, it's like. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.040 This four thousand dollars device and it just like fills 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:43.120 up a bag and it just it's like pure like 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:46.480 clear air. Yeah, And so it was like my second 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:47.520 time smoking high. 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.400 I literally have a story just like this and I'll 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.480 tell it after yours. But my brother like got me 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.000 high Inston at the college off of a volcano, but 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.320 his wasn't even a volcano. It was like the wooden 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:00.840 box with the tube. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.359 That's ad the same era for sure. So I'm hitting 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.440 this thing and I'm just like, oh, this is air, 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.960 Like it doesn't even taste like weed. And then like 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:14.360 after like five minutes, I'm just like I'm gonna leave, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.959 like I don't feel normal, like I don't know what 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:21.560 this is home. And then I step out of like 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:26.280 the room and I'm walking back to like like my cabin, 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:30.080 and I just hear thousands of voices like telling me 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.160 to enter the forest. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:34.280 And I was like the wicked forest. 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:38.280 And I was so high that I was like, yeah, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.440 there's voices in the forest are asking me to come 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.119 into the forest. They're probably just people playing pranks on me. 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.800 So I was head, it's all these cool college kids 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.679 playing pranks on me. So I got in bed and 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.840 I just heard the voices and they whispered in my 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:53.280 ears to sleep, and I was like, oh, they're just 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:57.240 surrounding the cabin, like whispering around. And then the next 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:01.080 morning I was like, no, like I experienced schizophrenia because 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.160 I think I had probably the equival of like two 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:03.879 bong rips. 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:06.000 It was the evil witches in the forest. 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:08.800 I literally have always been like I would never do 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.480 a dab, I would never hit a bong because literally 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:14.320 we have a friend who the first time I ever 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:18.560 saw someone smoke weed was this friend would chronically get 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:22.000 cross faded and throw up all the fucking time. And 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:24.280 I didn't know that at the time, but it still 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:26.320 scared me so much because like, I have such a 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:28.440 big fear of like throwing up, even though now when 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.560 I get really drunk, I just like let it rip 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:34.280 really quick and he's whatever. But I like, if I'm 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.639 like fully conscious, the idea of throwing up will literally 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:40.200 send me into a fucking terror, like freaks me out. 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:43.879 So I saw this person who was drunk go and 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:47.520 hit a bong, and like he laughed for like two seconds, 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:51.000 and then I saw his face go completely white and 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:54.080 stare at all of us, and then he just projectile 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:58.119 vomited everywhere. And I literally I felt like in a movie, 0:18:58.200 --> 0:18:59.800 Like they felt like I was in the Purge and 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:01.320 I was the first person to walk out of my 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:12.280 house and thank you, that was so jarring. I felt 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:14.080 like the first I like can't even finish us. I 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:17.840 did so like, but like I just felt like I'd 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:21.840 witnessed something like terrifying. Like I feel like I watched 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:25.480 somebody get stabbed and I just like shockingly backed up 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.119 and like walked away. And now at any mention of 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:29.679 a bong, that's all I could think of it. And 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:33.600 it's such a vivid memory. Yeah, it's such a vivid 0:19:33.640 --> 0:19:35.919 memory in my head, Like I remember exactly what that 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:38.159 garage looked like, like the way it was set up. 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:40.040 There was like cabinets that you had to like get 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:43.120 past to get to the sitting area. Like, yeah, now, 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:45.520 the idea of hitting a bong, Like, I'm very convinced 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:47.880 I would die, but I also am Yeah I would 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:49.080 just die regardless. 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:53.880