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Speaker 1: Hi, God, I'm sick.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick.

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Speaker 3: Someone out me and you it's been sick as a dog,

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Speaker 3: but my body and my body is different. Like I

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Speaker 3: have the same things she's got right now, but like

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Speaker 3: I'm not sick.

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Speaker 2: No, it's because I'm out on the streets getting other

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Speaker 2: people sick.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he's on her like super spreader shit,

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Speaker 3: like she's been down with the super spreading vibes. Just kidding,

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Speaker 3: just fucking kidding, JK.

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Speaker 2: I have been seeing friends, I will say, I.

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Speaker 3: Will spread it to me and Joe.

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Speaker 2: All all of my friends who I've been seeing. Is

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Speaker 2: because everybody's leaving for the holidays. But I tell them,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I'm feeling a little funky congested. Congested

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Speaker 2: congest it is how you say that, Oh that's a

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Speaker 2: weird word. And they don't give a fuck because my

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Speaker 2: ibe is so strong. They're like, honestly, it's worth getting

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Speaker 2: sick hanging out with you. It's worth getting.

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Speaker 4: Sick, you know what.

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Speaker 5: A weird word to me is what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: A weird word to me is like it's actually a

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Speaker 2: said of words. It's drue as attractive, because I'm just like,

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Speaker 2: that's not those words don't align.

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Speaker 3: See mine is in your mine.

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Speaker 2: But you know what words makes sense? Drew should kill himself.

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Speaker 2: Those words together make sense. O, Drew, don't kill yourself.

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Speaker 4: You're so sexy.

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Speaker 2: You don't fuck with me. You don't start with me

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Speaker 2: because I will go lower.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Will add a gunshot, sound a post, and then add

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Speaker 3: like holy music when I come in. So it's like

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Speaker 3: I like in the Returning of Jesus Christ speaking of

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Speaker 3: super Spider. You later, okay, period, period, okay, speaking of

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Speaker 3: super spreading.

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Speaker 5: So this morning, I'm like, why am I still so sick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're destroying your lungs. I don't do that shit anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're holy.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of this morning, I was like kind of up early,

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Speaker 3: kind of doing my thing. And every morning I just

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Speaker 3: like do a little cleaning around the house, and I

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Speaker 3: like had my eyes set on the bathroom, and the

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Speaker 3: bathroom was particularly dirty, specifically the toilet. There's like, I

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Speaker 3: guess we have hard water. I don't fucking know, but

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Speaker 3: there's always like a ring in the toilet where the

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Speaker 3: water sits.

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Speaker 2: It's also from me doing my lipstick and then wiping

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Speaker 2: my mouth and it being like covered in red oils

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Speaker 2: and throwing it in.

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Speaker 3: The toilet and AND's like fucking like, uh, throw it

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Speaker 3: into the toilet and it just like melts off of

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Speaker 3: the napkin and permeates the bowl and it's just crazy. Anyways,

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Speaker 3: I was doing a little cleaning and I've never done this,

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Speaker 3: so I don't know why I did this, but I

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Speaker 3: cleaned the toilet bowl with this like bleach cleaner and

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Speaker 3: what is that? What was that?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Is that a sneeze?

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Speaker 4: No, that was a laugh that I'm conges I'm sick too.

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Speaker 4: Nobody asked me.

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Speaker 3: How I'm sick of y'all ship, So can y'all shut

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Speaker 3: the fuck up and let me finish my story? Please ask? Yes? No.

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Speaker 3: So I was like cleaning the toilet bowl with bleach

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Speaker 3: and I was doing my thing, and then I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to use the toilet bowl cleaner on the countertop,

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Speaker 3: and I sprayed the countertop with the bleach. And then

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Speaker 3: I was like, well, I need to clean the mirror

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Speaker 3: in there as well, and I grabbed the wind decks

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Speaker 3: and I sprayed the wind decks on the thing and

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Speaker 3: I overspray the fuck out of windows because I find

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Speaker 3: when you add more wind decks it cleans better. And

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Speaker 3: I guess wind decks dripped down into the bleach and

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Speaker 3: I literally created mustard gas in the bathroom, and I

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Speaker 3: swear to god, my throat started burning so fucking bad

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Speaker 3: and my eyes started watering, and I was like, cool,

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Speaker 3: I'm literally like I created I made a war crack

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Speaker 3: in our bathroom. And I'm not talking about a ship

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Speaker 3: like I literally like I created mustard gas.

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Speaker 2: Our toothbrushes are out, so that means when you fucking

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Speaker 2: spray that overhit, it literally gets all over our toothbrushes

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Speaker 2: and toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm disinfecting in it, so you should be happy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I'm sick. So maybe you're creating mustern

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Speaker 2: gas in my mustern mustern gas. Yeah, so bad mustard

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Speaker 2: gas to Fortnite.

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Speaker 3: That's like the ring rever. That's the storm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that is the storm storm.

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Speaker 4: Storms those like little grenades, huh you know the little

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Speaker 4: grenades was like the yellow gas.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, see that's the mustern gas.

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Speaker 3: That's literally what our bathroom looked like this, And it's

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Speaker 3: an invisible killer and you woke up later and was like,

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Speaker 3: I she woke up kind of later, and I was

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Speaker 3: like a few hours had passed since I created the

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Speaker 3: mustard gas. And when she was walking in there, I

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Speaker 3: was like, by the way, like, do not spend a

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Speaker 3: lot of time in here, because I don't know if

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Speaker 3: the mustard gas has left this space.

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Speaker 2: I don't want you to die, like, I don't want

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Speaker 2: to tell you what I did, but I did something

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Speaker 2: in there, and I'm going to say it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: And I immediately knew because we have all those cleaning

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Speaker 2: supplies sitting there in the bathroom, and I'm like, he

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Speaker 2: literally comes in here and plays with them, Like he

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Speaker 2: comes in here and plays with the cleaning supplies, and

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Speaker 2: I know he's creating fucking gas in here because he

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Speaker 2: just like is going overboard. But it's okay because I

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Speaker 2: have a housewife in my life, so I can't complain.

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Speaker 4: You guys have that one cleaning solution that looks like grape.

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Speaker 2: Juice ibilo best ship. Have you ever smelled? Have you

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Speaker 2: ever smelled fabulous?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Is it good?

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Speaker 2: Wait boy, do we have a surprise for you?

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Speaker 3: I did fabulous? So slime, oh ge slime fabuloso slime.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much to the person that gave me

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Speaker 3: this at the podcast.

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Speaker 2: At the pop up. Oh, I'm not fabuloso too. So

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Speaker 2: you can like have a reference to a house similar.

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Speaker 4: That good.

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Speaker 3: I put in you on.

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Speaker 4: Like airport bathrooms.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I put in your onto this ship. Bro, Like

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Speaker 3: she had no idea that ship existed me because I'm fabulous.

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Speaker 4: Oh, oh ship, that's basically that one is a little

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Speaker 4: bit better than the original.

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Speaker 5: Fabulo.

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Speaker 2: So please sponsor me the proper way to clean your floors.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe in like the like mop ship.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you can't get through the child protection.

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Speaker 5: Oh it was so good.

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Speaker 3: I drank it. Guys.

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Speaker 2: I like, what was your joke?

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Speaker 5: I said, never you said you put me onto this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because and you said no, it's fabulous, Like who

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Speaker 3: do you think put you on? Because I'm fabulous?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I heard that.

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Speaker 3: I heard that.

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Speaker 5: I really want to ride a horse a horseriat.

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Speaker 2: Cowboy finally went to a party, Like we finally got

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Speaker 2: him out of the house and on the way home

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Speaker 2: he like dead. Pam, Well, I don't know if you

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Speaker 2: want to talk about this, but like who was hitting

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Speaker 2: on Like the people who were hitting on you all night.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't want to say I want to keep

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Speaker 3: it a mystery. But it was hilarious. Like the people

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Speaker 3: that came up to me and actually, I don't give

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Speaker 3: a fuck. Literally the hottest women I've ever seen, like

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Speaker 3: bad bitches, fucking batty boots were like coming up to

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Speaker 3: me and like kind of trying to like riz on

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Speaker 3: me and like see what my vibe is. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, damn, I've like created a monster. Like I've

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Speaker 3: created a monster and I just get play. I get box.

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Speaker 3: I'm back on box. I like sniff crotch, Like I like, shit, yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Were starting to wrap. You were like going bar for

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Speaker 2: a bar. I'm back on box. I sniff on crotch.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it was just it was funny because he says,

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Speaker 3: you don't got a chance with me. Yeah, because Drew's

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Speaker 3: just like I'm the saddest I'm a same No. But

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Speaker 3: it did, like it was a really big boost to

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Speaker 3: my confidence. Like like everyone was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I dreakre out, Like, oh my god, like this, I

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Speaker 3: know it's not.

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Speaker 2: Good when like because Drew does not go out to parties.

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Speaker 2: When he does, everybody treats it like it's such a

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Speaker 2: like a thing. So the problem is then he will

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Speaker 2: use that as leeway to stay the fuck home for

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Speaker 2: the next like five months because you want to like

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Speaker 2: keep it like this sacred medallion of like when you

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Speaker 2: do go.

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Speaker 3: I'm mysterious. I'm literally mysterious. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I did get comments like the next day, So who's

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Speaker 2: that kid who can't keep eye contact and doesn't know

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Speaker 2: what to say when I come up to him?

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Speaker 4: Literally, when I came out to where you were sitting,

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Speaker 4: you came out.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean came out.

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Speaker 4: Out of the but you came out at a party? No,

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Speaker 4: well I did, but the oh in the famous section,

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Speaker 4: in the famous section. When I went to the famous section, but.

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Speaker 3: You came out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was sitting like on the corner of this

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Speaker 4: like little wall, and there was a line of people

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Speaker 4: like waiting like literally like the iPhone, and.

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Speaker 3: I was like literally blessing them with my sword and

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Speaker 3: knighting them.

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Speaker 4: I was like, Yes, what was nice is when I

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Speaker 4: walked up, I like passed the line.

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Speaker 3: I just just like I come up.

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Speaker 2: You had your your lanyard on lanyard with a picture

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Speaker 2: of Drew like sexually in bed, like laying in.

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Speaker 4: Bed, putting my hand with like the wrist thing for

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Speaker 4: Coachella and the little light up path.

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Speaker 6: He has like velvet ropes around him at this party,

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Speaker 6: You're like.

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Speaker 2: Holding it up through the crowded to any people.

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Speaker 4: You're like, I have my I have my phone with

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Speaker 4: the and in a water bottle, leg clocking that it's Kai,

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Speaker 4: and I like keep looking away like he's not allowed

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Speaker 4: in it.

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Speaker 2: Wait, because you obviously stole that fucking pass because you

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Speaker 2: would never make it on Drew's VIP list. You're not

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Speaker 2: getting backstage? Was well, Drake and Kanye were trying to

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Speaker 2: get backstage for Drew.

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Speaker 3: But okay, if oh wait, actually, on a real note,

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Speaker 3: I had a sex dream about Kanye on a real note,

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Speaker 3: and I haven't written down like no, two nights ago,

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Speaker 3: and I kept it from you because I wanted to

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Speaker 3: talk about it. I had a sex dream about Kanye

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Speaker 3: and we were in where where that fucking place he

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Speaker 3: is right now? Saudi Arabia. We were there and it

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Speaker 3: was crazy.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so you had a sex dream with Kanye isn't

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Speaker 6: Saudi Arabia.

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Speaker 3: But I also had a dream about Taylor Swift non

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Speaker 3: s dream, but I wrote down all my notes for

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Speaker 3: it because it's quite literally the funniest thing dream I've

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Speaker 3: ever dreamt. Okay, so the dream starts out and we're

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Speaker 3: And then after that, Taylor's like, let's let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Like clocking our tea, and like Taylor would like wave

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Speaker 4: So I was just like, I literally, oh yeah, I

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Speaker 3: zuited out of my mind and she was just being

440
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,679
Speaker 3: like a cool mom and like talking me through it,

441
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 3: but like mm hmm. I was so scared. I was like, mom,

442
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,159
Speaker 3: like can you come get me? And Austin's like three.

443
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 2: And a half hours over, no, but you can go

444
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: to sleep, that's for free.

445
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 3: I literally thought I.

446
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 4: Was dying, but I thought there's gonna be some twists,

447
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 4: like like I come and see wait, what does that come?

448
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: Talk to me?

449
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 4: No, no, talk to me? Yes. No. I thought it

450
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 4: was gonna be like there was no one at the door.

451
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: No, So you're the schizophrenic one. He's normal.

452
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,399
Speaker 4: Yeah.

453
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 3: Period. Yeah.

454
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: I like haven't had like a bad high or anything

455
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 2: in a while, but I do have this thing that

456
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 2: if I'm in public and I get high, I will

457
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 2: freak the funk out, because we've talked about this like

458
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 2: so many times. I will just analyze the what was that?

459
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

460
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 5: What are you taking?

461
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 2: Are you taking a picture on my foot? What are

462
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 2: you doing? You're still doing it? Stop it?

463
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry for making you uncomfortable.

464
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 2: I guess thanks for ad minute. Can you delete the picture?

465
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 3: Oh no, don't take your feet out in front of me.

466
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 2: You know this, I live here, we live together. My

467
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: feet are Like, how many pictures of my feet do

468
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: you have?

469
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,360
Speaker 3: I'll just say I don't have a folder with two

470
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 3: thousand pictures of your feet if you just laying on

471
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 3: the couch, So like maybe I just the three I

472
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 3: just took.

473
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 2: So you have two thousand and three photos of my feet?

474
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 3: No, like probably more like nineteen fifty three or something

475
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 3: like that.

476
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 4: Do you have a dropbox dedicated to photos of Anu's

477
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 4: feet because you and I upload them.

478
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 2: Across the Oh, but they're okay. Actually, I don't think

479
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: it's that weird because it's for inspiration, because your wiki

480
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 2: feet is so low and mine is so high that you're.

481
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 3: Just trying to bringing out my wiki feet, always bringing

482
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 3: up wiki every time we get into a real argument,

483
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 3: I'm like.

484
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 5: Well, you have a fucking two on wiki feet, you bitch.

485
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, can y'all go boost my rating on wiki feet

486
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 3: leaves because it really is like a hit to my ego?

487
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 4: Well, I have the highest score on wiki hole, so.

488
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have a weak hole, no grip, you

489
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 3: got a wicked, nasty, scary hole.

490
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, then why would the score be high as fuck?

491
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 2: Well, because wiki is like like worse.

492
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 3: The higher it is in the rating, the lower quality

493
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 3: it is.

494
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 4: So it's not a gripper fuck Okay, bit it's lose.

495
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 3: It's loose. You're los you're used washed up, your hole

496
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 3: is washed up.

497
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 2: Oh but at that party, I was digging in my

498
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: purse before we left, trying to find my jewel. I know,

499
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 2: everybody hates me. Oh, I fucking sape by whatever, like

500
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking freak whatever. I saw someone in the

501
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 2: other who was like, damn, she's hitting that fucking flume

502
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 2: flow and the jewel. We need to start abusing her.

503
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 2: So she stopped.

504
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 3: We need to save her.

505
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 2: But I was digging in my purse like at this party,

506
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: looking for my jewel, and I was talking to someone,

507
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: so I didn't look down and I started like hitting

508
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 2: it and I was like, oh, this must be a

509
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 2: burnt ball. This tastes weird. And I was just hitting

510
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 2: it and talking and then I was like, I like

511
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 2: started over analyzing the person.

512
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 5: I was like, who are you?

513
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 2: I look down and I was like hitting my stizzy

514
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: And then I did the same thing in the car.

515
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 2: And I don't get like scared or anxious in the

516
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 2: house high, but when I'm in public and I'm talking

517
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 2: to people i'm not really close to, or actually even

518
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 2: people i'm close to, I'm like, I know you. I

519
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 2: know you better than you know yourself.

520
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 3: That's literally like why I can't do we is I

521
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 3: literally like I think I've talked about this like recently,

522
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 3: but I psychoanalyzed people and I see them for the

523
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 3: real them, Like I can break down all the walls

524
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 3: they've built, and I can like break them down to

525
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 3: like when they were like a child, and like it's

526
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 3: really fucked up and like the things that went wrong

527
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: in their childhood to make them act the way they

528
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 3: do now.

529
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: You have a psychedelic experience. Yes, that was literally me

530
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 2: on my birthday last year when I like started solving

531
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: because I was like, I love you guys so much.

532
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 3: Well, what I almost say, I do think Parsley is

533
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 3: the devil. I think we get we got mixed up,

534
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 3: and we call we the devil. No, Parsley is the

535
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 3: real devil. That shit is the most vile tasting ingredient ever.

536
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 3: And when I see it on like my meal, like

537
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 3: whether if it's on like my omu rice, like where

538
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 3: the rice that you cut open, it goes on the

539
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 3: egg you cut open, it goes on the ketchup rice.

540
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 3: Like if I see it on there, I literally like

541
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 3: the meal has twelve points knocked off of it. It's

542
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 3: immediately a negative too, and they can only bring it

543
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 3: back up with flavor. I cannot do Parsley. It's like

544
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: when I take like a pressed juice shot and it

545
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 3: has parsley oil in it. It actually feels like it's

546
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 3: doing more damage than good, Like it's really dangerous. I

547
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 3: don't it's actually dangerous.

548
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: I know what parsley tastes like, Like I can't taste

549
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 2: like fucking shita. It tastes like if you ate that

550
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 2: the living room yesterday and you were like, have y'all

551
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 2: ever really tasted salt?

552
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 6: Yeah?

553
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 3: No, I was thinking about so I have like salt,

554
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 3: and I like was like gargling it because my sword

555
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 3: my throat is a little soret and it's not from

556
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 3: giving kai head. Don't even fucking ask my throat is

557
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 3: like sore a little bit.

558
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 4: Nobody was.

559
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 3: I could hear them asking it in the comments. No,

560
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 3: I was like gargling salt water and I was really

561
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 3: tasting it for the first time and thinking about the flavor,

562
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn, salt really is just like licking

563
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 3: a rock, like it tastes like a mineral like it

564
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 3: it's kind of gross and like it hurts a little bit.

565
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 3: And I was just like, next time you eat salt,

566
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: or dip your finger on some salt right now and

567
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 3: lick it off your finger and taste it and think

568
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 3: about the flavor. It's kind of gross, it's really nasty.

569
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 3: Parsley is the devil though, like Parsley, Like, don't even

570
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 3: get me started about Parsley. Like, if there's one thing

571
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: I could do and one legacy I could leave on

572
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 3: this planet, it's to eradicate Parsley from our diet.

573
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 5: Damn.

574
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 2: If you had the power to do something amazing, you

575
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: would just get rid of Parsley. Because I wouldn't say that,

576
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't do that.

577
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, Sis never means that's like my favorite, like

578
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 3: my favorite genre of video right now is going up

579
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 3: to b YU people and being like asking him like

580
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 3: gay people or the Book of Mormon, and they're like,

581
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but like this is easy. The Book of Mormon. Yeah,

582
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: and they're like half a million dollars right now or

583
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 3: five seconds with Gregory Saint James or whatever the fuck

584
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 3: his name is from the Book of Mormon, and they're like,

585
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take the five seconds with the Book of Mormon.

586
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 3: John Smith? Is it John Smith?

587
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 2: No, it's John Snow. Oh okay, Yeah, Well I think

588
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: I've said this on the podcast, but I was really

589
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: thinking about it again the other day, having a kid

590
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 2: who can kind of sing would piss me off, like

591
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: like I never God forbid, my child is like in

592
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: my back seat one day and just kind of like

593
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 2: a like I don't know why they was singing that song.

594
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 3: Like where did that come from?

595
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 7: Oh?

596
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: But it would piss me off and I would destroy

597
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 2: that kid's dreams and I would tell them they can't

598
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 2: sing so that they shut the fuck up.

599
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it happened to me once. Yeah, my parents.

600
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 3: My dad told me I could sing good, and I

601
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 3: didn't shut the fuck up for weeks. And my sister

602
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 3: still makes fun of me for it, said this, Yeah,

603
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 3: because like like still I was like six years old,

604
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 3: and she'll be like, remember when dad told you you

605
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: could sing good? And like you sang for two weeks

606
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: in the car and he would like hype you up,

607
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 3: and like then he was like, actually you're not. That's

608
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 3: literally me. It'd be on the way to a baseball

609
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 3: game that I didn't want to go to, and I'd

610
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 3: be like singing along to like the ad Break and

611
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 3: a Howard Stern episode, and like my dad would be like, nice.

612
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 6: Oh, I literally my little sister like used to be

613
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 6: told she could kind of sing, so she was that

614
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 6: child and took it and I would just like get

615
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 6: on her ass.

616
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: I'd be like, listen, if you're gonna be a singer,

617
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: you have to actually hone in and be good, because

618
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: you do not. You gotta tap like you need me

619
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: to my six year old sister. I have a dream

620
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: to be on American Idol. I was like, you are

621
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: not my idol.

622
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: Everywhere have a dream to be on American I like

623
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 3: everyone low Q is like, I want to do that.

624
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: I want to be on the Voice because I want

625
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: to hit that fucking button and my chairs will around

626
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: like I want to do that, and like I want

627
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: to do it for comedy and whoever makes me laugh

628
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: just like smash.

629
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: It and I want to go around. I want to

630
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 3: know I.

631
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: Can give nothing to them. And I'm like, you were

632
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: just funny, dude.

633
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 3: I want to go on American Idol or Americans Got

634
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 3: Talent and go and go up to Simon Cowell and

635
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 3: rip his fucking skin off of his body and reveal

636
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 3: the real person he really is underneath that skin. Or

637
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: take the medallion that's hanging on his chest that's keeping

638
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 3: him kind of young, and just rip it off and

639
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: watch him turn to dust in front of me because like,

640
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 3: I swear bro he's a witch, Like he's a wicked

641
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 3: I swear to god.

642
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 4: I had those fantasies. It was one was s opting

643
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: a school shooter.

644
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: Oh class, school class.

645
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 4: I feel like that's like a very like male fantasy.

646
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: Why did I grow up in a school where that

647
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 2: was ever a thought? Like I literally didn't go to

648
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: a school where I was ever like something big is

649
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 2: gonna happen.

650
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 3: We had one or we we had like three months

651
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 3: where people were like talking about like blowing up the

652
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: school and it was it was. It was so funny

653
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 3: because one of the main rumors was someone like wrote

654
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 3: like you know, the like anonymous hacking group, Like someone

655
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 3: wrote there saying on a wall in pencil, and like

656
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: everyone lost their minds and was like they're planning a bombing.

657
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 3: They're gonna blow this.

658
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 4: School like white high school.

659
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like classic like white moms like overprotective, And

660
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: no one went to school that day and then a

661
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 3: few more times after that, people were like, he's going

662
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: to bring a go and do school, like he's posting

663
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 3: about it on Snapchat and he didn't.

664
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 4: So there was a kid at my school that dressed

665
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 4: in like World War one German nerd like war stuff,

666
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 4: literally a nerds, and everyone was like, he's gonna do

667
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 4: He's gonna do it, He's gonna do it.

668
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 3: I remember the kid we all thought was going to

669
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 3: do it, and I'm not going to say his name publicly,

670
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 3: but like if you went to my high school, like

671
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 3: you know who I'm talking about. And thank god, there

672
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: was two kids and I actually ran into one of

673
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: them and he was like in a He was at

674
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 3: a restaurant and I like was like chopping it up

675
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 3: with him, and I was like, damn, like you've like

676
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 3: turned into like a cool person, like I want to

677
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 3: hang out with you outside of this. But then he

678
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 3: like vanished into thin air after that and I never

679
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 3: saw him again.

680
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: In front of you.

681
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he makes YouTube videos now.

682
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know why this conversation just reminded me

683
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 2: of this, But in high school there was this kid.

684
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: There were two brothers. I think their names were like

685
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: literally Christopher and like Jesus, and Christopher was like God

686
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 2: bless him.

687
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: Were as America. It's Jesus.

688
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, so Christopher and Jesus, so Jesus. You know,

689
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: it's crazy. I don't remember if his name was his

690
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: sus or we just started calling him this because of

691
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: this story. So it was like these two white kids,

692
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: like two of the only white kids in our school,

693
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: and both of them had really long hair, but like

694
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: the quiet brother would always cover his face like yes,

695
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: and they were brothers, and he would always cover his

696
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: face like with hair, and we like, I think they

697
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: were like, what's the twins that aren't identical? Fraternal? They

698
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 2: were like fraternal as fuck, and but we didn't know that.

699
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 2: We just knew they were brothers and they were the

700
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: same age. Whatever, bitch. The one brother who showed his

701
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: face was mad fucking annoying, like God bless him. But

702
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: like all of us were like you're funny, but you're

703
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 2: fucking annoying, and you're like this is literally mean, but

704
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: we were just like you're not that cute to be annoying,

705
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 2: Like you're just fucking annoying, and like whatever.

706
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 3: School was so judgmental about looks, like yeah, like.

707
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 5: It's high school.

708
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: It's like literally, if you're gonna be loud, you have

709
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: to be cute, like you have to like, yeah, you

710
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: have to be cute. And he but he was like

711
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 2: a funny kid, so he was like we all knew

712
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: him also because like the only two white brothers with

713
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 2: long ass hair, we were like, you might as well

714
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 2: be Justin Bieber, like that's crazy. Like actually, every like

715
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 2: there was one other white kid and by like elementary

716
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 2: school who had like long hair, and everybody called him

717
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber because like that was the thing. Like literally

718
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: I got called Miley Cyrus and this kid got called

719
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber because those are the two like most famous

720
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 2: white people to us like when we were growing up.

721
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: But whatever, in high school, like I don't remember how

722
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 2: this happened, but like the quiet brother, I was like

723
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 2: talking to him and I was like, are you ever

724
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: gonna like get your hair out of your face? Because

725
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: like literally none of us knew what he looked like

726
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: because he always had his hair on his face. I'm

727
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 2: not kidding. One day, all of us got around and

728
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: convinced him to move his hair, and he was the

729
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 2: most gorgeous ever, and all us, like the brother must

730
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 2: have like actually wanted to kill himself. And I think

731
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 2: about this because all of us were like, bruh, you

732
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 2: should be the one covering your fucking dad. And we

733
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: all like turning and we were like, dude, you cover

734
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: your face, you show your face, switch spots, no more

735
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: of this. Like we were all like and we were like,

736
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: you're literally Jesus, You're so gorgeous, Like we are literally

737
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: like we were just like praising the fuck out of

738
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: him because it was like the big reveal that he

739
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: was like under like his hair and being the most

740
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 2: quiet person ever was like genuinely gorgeous. And it's like

741
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: that you started calling him Jesus.

742
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 3: It's literally that trope of like hot or like nerdy

743
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 3: girl with glasses pulls her hair down and takes her

744
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: glasses up and walks down the stairs and.

745
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 5: They're like, oh my god.

746
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 2: But yeah, so we start calling him Jesus because that's

747
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: the third most famous white person, you know.

748
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: That's everyone calls me Jesus.

749
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 8: Ironically enough, ironically enough, ironically enough, you know what they

750
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 8: call me.

751
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 3: They call you buttthole in tuna box.

752
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 2: No, they actually don't call me anything. I was really

753
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: annoying in high school though, as far as.

754
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 3: We talk about, oh, this fact is gonna blow y'all's

755
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 3: fucking minds, I'm not even kidding like it. It literally

756
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 3: rocked my fucking world, m you have to take a

757
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 3: real quick No, it's the fact is that your tuna

758
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 3: box fucking reeks, bitch. No, it's we knew that there

759
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 3: are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky

760
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 3: Way tenfold, which is fucking razy. Yes, there's a hundred

761
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 3: tri I have the note one hundred billion trees on Earth,

762
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 3: which I'm like, girl, if that's if we have that

763
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 3: many trees, keep cutting them down, Like what the fuck?

764
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 3: Like we got too many trees?

765
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 2: Is it? Like, are people like on the sustainability train,

766
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 2: like canti real trees for Christmas? Because I fucking hate

767
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 2: plastic trees. I fucking hate.

768
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 3: Plastic A fake tree then yeah, one.

769
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 2: Hundred percent, Like I'm sorry, like traditionous tradition. My family

770
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 2: has always used real trees. I'm never getting a plastic tree.

771
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's one hundred billion stars in the Milky

772
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 3: Way and there's an estimate of three point zero four

773
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: trillion trees on Earth. Wow, which I'm like gag, Like, Okay,

774
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get in the tree business and cut all

775
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: them bitches down like the lora axe like that shit

776
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 3: sounds like it's a business.

777
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 4: Shout out to the guy who's counting all the trees?

778
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 3: Shout out to them, people, people.

779
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 2: Is that like an estimate estimate? Nobody knows.

780
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an element imagery vibes.

781
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: Hey I can count them.

782
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, guys, I'm like super proud of the tree

783
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 3: this year. Will insert a picture. Granted it doesn't have

784
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 3: the ornaments yet, like, he's no, it's gaggyana grande, like

785
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 3: it looks great, Like, let me fucking live. It looks great.

786
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 2: It was like, damn, do you want to get up

787
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 2: and take a picture with it?

788
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, actually yeah.

789
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 2: She literally went to stand up because she thought you

790
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: were serious. She's like, are you gonna do it now?

791
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, no, you're right, Like we do

792
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 3: need a picture next to it, But I'm obsessed with

793
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 3: the tree. I never like made a pretty tree this

794
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 3: pretty before, and it looks this good without fucking ornaments.

795
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 3: But we're gonna have to take it down?

796
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: Why because what did is all do?

797
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: He's trying to eat all the plastics.

798
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 2: Oh that's why I put it on the stool because

799
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: he was eating all the fucking tinsel yesterday.

800
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 3: And it's pissing me off. Oh my god, he's pissed.

801
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: You could just get like get rid of it on

802
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: the bottom a little bit. But yeah, he like saw

803
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 2: literally like a moth to a flame, like he saw

804
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: something shiny and whent and started like I just started

805
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 2: like like that sound.

806
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck is that?

807
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: And I was like, what is that sound? And I

808
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: look over and he was like doing the thing cats

809
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 2: do when they're eating something that they literally can't eat

810
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 2: and they're like trying to get it under their teeth,

811
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 2: Like do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, And

812
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 2: like he was like I saw his head like jerking,

813
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck is he doing?

814
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 2: And he had like a bunch of it in his

815
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 2: mouth and I was like scripped it out of his mouth.

816
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: And then he kept coming into the room and like

817
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: looking at me and like looking at Nat and like

818
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: Carl and being like and like literally like kind of

819
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 2: standing around the tree and like looking at it and

820
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 2: then looking back at us. Like he was so sentient

821
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: in that moment because he was like, I know she's.

822
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 5: Gonna take it away from me.

823
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then we lifted it and he came back

824
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: in and he like looked up and he like kind

825
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 2: of perched on the little stool and then he like

826
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: backed up because he's like, Okay, they're like obviously take

827
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 2: like they're moving it away from me. So I need

828
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 2: to like I need to find the moments when no

829
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: one is in here.

830
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: So I can do Then he literally.

831
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: Remember when I when I first got him, that was

832
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 2: like our first year that we got a tree and

833
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 2: he would hide behind the tree all the time.

834
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 3: And then we were terrified that trees were like poisonous.

835
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought everything was poisonous to as well. Now

836
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, bruh, if you were on the street, you'd

837
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 2: be eating fucking you'd be eating leftover ketamine from somebody

838
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: who like dropped it and was like drunk on the street,

839
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: Like you can live, you will live.

840
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna live. Okay. Last thing I want to talk

841
00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 3: about is the charged lemonade from Panera Bread. Uh have

842
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: you been hearing about? It's literally like the most deadly

843
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 3: drink of all time.

844
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 5: It's like they do take it off the menu.

845
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 2: After that.

846
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: No, some another old man died really yes, like recently,

847
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 3: and they were.

848
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: Standing there fucking ground with that.

849
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 3: Shit, and I'm like, get that ship off the show.

850
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 4: Why are they dying. It's just too much flavor.

851
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 2: It's like four hundred and something like four hundred and

852
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 2: eighty milligrams of caffeine, and and it's just.

853
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 3: Like chilling out. So people will chug it and then

854
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 3: be like, well that was good, I'm going to get

855
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 3: another and not realize that they're having eighteen cups of

856
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 3: coffee in one sitting while they're eating with their meal

857
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 3: and they just od on caffeine.

858
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 2: When I first moved to La, like I did, I

859
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: like started to get really bad heart palpitations. I was like,

860
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: what is happening? And then I realized that I remember

861
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 2: when I used to drink the.

862
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 3: Yerbamat Yerbamante's red Bull and coffee all and yeah.

863
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: I used to literally like wake up, have a coffee,

864
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,959
Speaker 2: have a Yerbamant, get another coffee, have a red Bull,

865
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: have another year of Mamte. And then before I went

866
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 2: to see I was like, I'm gonna have a little

867
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,479
Speaker 2: coffee like it's like nice.

868
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 5: It was fucked up and it was awesome.

869
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 4: Is that what that is? Where like your heart will

870
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 4: move in your throat for a second almost.

871
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 2: Like it almost it literally almost feels like you're having

872
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 2: a heart attack like like like iseezing.

873
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 3: It's so scary, but they're literally like fairly normal like.

874
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 4: That, and the prostate shooting prostate color me.

875
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: Like in a bunch of friends in New York were

876
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 2: sitting on the curve and one of our hopies was

877
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 2: like eating a burger and it happened to him, and

878
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 2: like he let out a yelp that I still remember

879
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: so vividly because he was eating it.

880
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 8: Like it's really like that like.

881
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: A moone scream, and we all were like WHOA so

882
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 2: embarrassed and he like was choking on his burger.

883
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 4: So you like that can't be normal.

884
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 3: It apparently just happens to everybody, because it's like it

885
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 3: happens to me all the time.

886
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 4: Just realized recently that women go through that too, and

887
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, like you guys have to go

888
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 4: through that PAM period and dude and fucking birth.

889
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like misogyny and boobs.

890
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 4: I didn't even think about massogyny and.

891
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 3: Boobs, like like boobs that are too big so.

892
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 5: They like hurt your back.

893
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, I think my back person tears.

894
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all aren't even near tears. You're just like kind

895
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 2: of sitting.

896
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 4: And just like give me a second to like work

897
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 4: them up.

898
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 2: Show, I have to think about it a little more.

899
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 4: Me think about huge boobs for a second, like make

900
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 4: me start crying, getting sad just thinking about being a boner.

901
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 2: Well, I said this at the live show, but I

902
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 2: literally can't stop thinking about cave men breaking their backs.

903
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 2: Like it's really been like haunting me, Like I just

904
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 2: don't understand, like there's so many things about like.

905
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: Yield, what the hell?

906
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: What made you think that we were about to kiss?

907
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 4: What? No, it totally seemed like that's totally seem like you're.

908
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 3: Kiss.

909
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: I was starting to talk and like he was ignoring

910
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 2: me talking.

911
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: Body was just like he just seemed like.

912
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 3: Just like don't just don't do that, just don't be

913
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 3: around you. Yeah me ow she hit me.

914
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 5: That was really hit me.

915
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, Kaneman, like breaking their backs and like just

916
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 2: breaking limbs and not being able to do absolutely anything

917
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: about it really is freaking me out because I was

918
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: really thinking about it, and at the live shire, I

919
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 2: was like, what did they do that? Did they just

920
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: leave him there? And they definitely just like took him

921
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: back to the village like.

922
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 3: Okay, and he just laid on his back and until he.

923
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 2: Died, like like a m.

924
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 4: Stop, take me to the hospital.

925
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 3: Doctor.

926
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: So the way this thought process started is I saw

927
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 2: this video of a bear falling out a tree and

928
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: like falling on his back. I was like, Okay, that

929
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 2: bear definitely died. And then I was thinking, I don't

930
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 2: know why. My brain immediate was to cave men who

931
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: would fall out of trees, and I was like, oh

932
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: my god, like, imagine y'all are all hunting, your homie

933
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 2: falls out of a tree, breaks his fucking back. Like

934
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 2: you don't know what they breaking your back is other

935
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 2: than sexually, because you know they were fucking and like

936
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 2: they would fucking be like, oh, what's my back?

937
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 5: Next day?

938
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: It takes a village to blow your back up. You

939
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: just have a really.

940
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 4: Strong This entire time since the live show, I thought

941
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 4: you only meant it in a sexual way. No, I

942
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 4: thought you were only talking about my brain is so poisoner?

943
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 4: Seriously did you actually wasn't until right now that I

944
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 4: was like, oh, she literally means breaking your No, yeah.

945
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 2: I met literally like this motherfucker falls out of the tree,

946
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: breaks his back, and people are like get up, like

947
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 2: get up, like how did they even talk?

948
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 6: They were like oogo booo, like boogo booo, like like

949
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 6: like I literally don't know.

950
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: That's like saying get up, but you.

951
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 2: Can't get up, and you just take it back to

952
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: the village and you let him die because it's like, damn,

953
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 2: my homie's really dead for falling out of that tree.

954
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 2: I didn't even because you know, hell the people fell

955
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 2: out of trees and they like got up and they're like, oh,

956
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 2: like kind of just embarrassed and kept it pushing, But

957
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 2: like they had to have been the first one to

958
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 2: fall out the tree and not get up and play

959
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: it cool like.

960
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 5: On the floor.

961
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 4: What's crazy is it wasn't until like a hundred years ago,

962
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 4: like if you broke your leg, you weren't just completely funny.

963
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 2: I know.

964
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: It wasn't until like literally like sixty years ago that

965
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 3: like if you got like a bacterial infection.

966
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 5: Like they could save you.

967
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, like if you got like the cold at the

968
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 3: wrong time, like you would just die because we didn't

969
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 3: understand germ theory. Like that's crazy.

970
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 4: Like one hundred years ago, if you broke your ankle,

971
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 4: the doctor were just coming with a leak. Yeah, Like dude,

972
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 4: I honestly don't.

973
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 3: Know just bro, what those Cavemens should have been doing

974
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 3: is just taking some Elderberry, bro, like that.

975
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: Ship's yeah, I zink an Elderberry, and they would have

976
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 2: been chilled.

977
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 3: Like I'm I'm anti holistic medicine now, not anti, but

978
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm I'm pro letting my body do it's

979
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 3: supposed to fucking do and let it figure it shit out.

980
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 2: I'm low key pro big pharma because i was doing

981
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: all the holistic ship for a week and I'm still

982
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 2: fucking sick. And yeah, I'm like even more sick. I've

983
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 2: been killing my immune system because I odd on fucking

984
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 2: vitamin C and my body's like we don't need all this,

985
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 2: like we need to purchase.

986
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 3: I was reading this like research paper that was saying

987
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 3: like if you have a sore throat, like if you

988
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 3: kiss the boy sitting next to you, like passionately and

989
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 3: like like make his dream come true, it'll fix you.

990
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 2: That's like so blanket statement.

991
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 3: I can show you the research paper.

992
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna yeah, do it.

993
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 4: No, are you guys about to kiss?

994
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna kiss soon. It's feeling like we're

995
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: gonna kiss soon.

996
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 4: Really wants it now? No, I'm sick.

997
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm sick, and I have my clothes on.

998
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: I have a rule that I can only kiss Dree

999
00:46:55,560 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 2: with my clothes off. Thinking about like.

1000
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 3: What Toxoplasma gandhi.

1001
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: Okay, no, I can't something about like cavemen with broken

1002
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: bones just like dying because like they didn't know what

1003
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 2: to do.

1004
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 3: Toxoplasma ganda makes you love cats. Parasite in their fucking

1005
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 3: bodies that they shoot out and it gets into the

1006
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 3: air and when you're petnam and ship and it gets

1007
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 3: into your body and takes over your mind and it

1008
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 3: makes you love cats. And that's a theory why we think.

1009
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 2: They Has it ever been proven?

1010
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, that one's proved. Also the one that it's

1011
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 4: like if you live with a cat, like people that

1012
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 4: are reckless drivers have a cat because there's I'm serious,

1013
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 4: it's bacteria. And yeah that like makes you like a

1014
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 4: reckless driver, yeah, or like more you take risks more.

1015
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the risks.

1016
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: Well, I've been driving this way since I was in Miami.

1017
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: I've been driving since I was fourteen.

1018
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: But you had that license until we had that kitty

1019
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: Kitty purr with all the bacteria in it, making you

1020
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 3: a reckless driver in the box.

1021
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: Well, it used to be kitty perper, but recently it's

1022
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: deformed into.

1023
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 3: Giddy, giddy giddy. We didn't talk about Josiah going on

1024
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: American Idol and flopping down. We'll like have to bring.

1025
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 2: We have to bring them on here and talk about it.

1026
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 3: Right, And then I also had a dream that I

1027
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 3: was super swollen, like my face was super swollen. But

1028
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 3: we didn't really like think about the one hundred billion

1029
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 3: stars in the Milky Way. But there's three point four

1030
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 3: three point zero four trillion trees on this planet that

1031
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 3: doesn't register with my brain. And they say climate changes,

1032
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: I think.

1033
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's four hundred and or four hundred and twenty

1034
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 4: two trees per person.

1035
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 3: See, if we all mind all four hundred of those,

1036
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: we could all make like twenty five bucks, and then

1037
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 3: we could solve a lot of issues.

1038
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 4: If that Black Friday is going to be lit.

1039
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah literally, Okay, let's oh wait, let's tap into Drew's brain.

1040
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 3: Floss god, oh, new segment, yeah, new segment segment alert.

1041
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna talk about dB Cooper today. Okay,

1042
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 3: you're gonna like this one. So in the nineteen.

1043
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 4: It's like a cheesy smell.

1044
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like there's a stinky smell. Do you smell that?

1045
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: I just like went and like blew my nose, so

1046
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: now I smell.

1047
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 4: It's just like those artisanal cheeses that you.

1048
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got rid of it.

1049
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 3: It's not my crotch, it's the cheeses.

1050
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: We did get Wingstop again, and it might be the

1051
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: rotting Wingstop ranch in the.

1052
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 4: Oh, that's definitely what it is.

1053
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah or no. There's also Chipotle sour cream and the

1054
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 3: refrigerator and if you know anything about Chipotle, it's that

1055
00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 3: that sour cream fucking stinky boots down Gaga. The house

1056
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 3: is burning, like it's the worst smell ever. Everyone who

1057
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 3: knows knows, and who if you don't know, you don't

1058
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 3: deserve to know. Period. Okay, but brain Floss, that's like

1059
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 3: part of the new intro. And we'll do we'll do, yeah,

1060
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 3: we'll do like the Drew Sap corner cut. We'll do

1061
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 3: something with that. Sure, sure, And it's just like historic events.

1062
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: I really don't like that.

1063
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 3: No, Like you're gonna have to figure it will add

1064
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 3: like a little title card and ship trails.

1065
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: Blaine Frooss, do you want to like put a like

1066
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 2: a vote coder.

1067
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, we'll add like auto tune and ship,

1068
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 3: but make it like historic with like it's like coming

1069
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 3: through like a telephone.

1070
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: But coming through a tin can with floss.

1071
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 3: So this guy, d V. Cooper bought a one way

1072
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 3: plane ticket to Portland and.

1073
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: To white people Portland.

1074
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 3: Literally and no one was like suspecting a thing. There

1075
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 3: was like nothing going on. He wasn't being suspicious. He

1076
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: just sat in the back of the airplane and smoked

1077
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 3: a cigarette. Bring that back by literally bring that back,

1078
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 3: And the flight attendants weren't even like suspicious, like they

1079
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: were serving him. It was a vibe. It was a key.

1080
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: Well.

1081
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 3: Eventually, like part part way through the flight, he handed

1082
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: a flight attendant a note and the note said, I

1083
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,439
Speaker 3: have a bomb. Sit next to me and we got

1084
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 3: to talk about some shit. And so she did.

1085
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 5: That's ultimate risk, yeah.

1086
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: Literally literally threatening someone with a fucking bomb. And so

1087
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 3: he like proceeded to open a suitcase or a briefcase

1088
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 3: that had like what looked like six pieces of dynamite

1089
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 3: in it. So she was like, oh, gag, Like I'd

1090
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: literally have to fucking sit down next to him or

1091
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 3: he's gonna blow this shit up, and he told her

1092
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: to tell radio command to land in Portland and then

1093
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: bring him two hundred thousand dollars and a parachute for

1094
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 3: exchange of all of the passengers on board. So he

1095
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 3: was like, you'll see, it's it's fucking crazy. So it

1096
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 3: was like one of the first times they like negotiated

1097
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 3: with a terrorist, and they were like, okay, like we

1098
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 3: just are gonna have to do this because like he

1099
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 3: literally has a bomb and he'll kill everybody on board,

1100
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 3: and he doesn't give a fuck, like he has nothing

1101
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 3: to lose. He didn't know who he was at the point,

1102
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: so they obeyed. They brought him to two hundred thousand

1103
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: dollars in cash and a parachute this video, yeah literally,

1104
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 3: and they like let him go. They literally let him

1105
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 3: fucking hijack the airplane and go. And then halfway through

1106
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 3: his flight, I think he was flying to like I

1107
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 3: forget where he was flying. He was flying somewhere else, yeah,

1108
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 3: some some crazy shit like that. But then part way

1109
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 3: through the flight, he literally just jumped out of the

1110
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 3: back of this boeing with the cash and a parachute

1111
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: and was literally never seen again, Like he just disappeared go,

1112
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 3: I don't know that part of the story. I'm thinking

1113
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 3: there might be people that were like flying the plane

1114
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 3: and he was just like on board with them and

1115
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 3: had them at his like becking order. But he also

1116
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 3: could have been flying the fucking plane in the plane crash,

1117
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 3: which I think the plane actually might have crashed. But anyways,

1118
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 3: he jumped out of the back of this fucking plane

1119
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 3: with a parachute. And then a few years later there

1120
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 3: was like a new A long time later, like a

1121
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 3: decade later, a new story came out where this person

1122
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 3: like was just playing on the beach with their kids,

1123
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 3: and this kid was just like digging his sand castle

1124
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 3: and then found like a stack of cash, and then

1125
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 3: found another stack of cash, and then found three stacks

1126
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 3: of cash like in this hole in the ground. And

1127
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 3: everyone was like, oh my god, this is where dB

1128
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 3: Cooper jumped out, because they had like a twenty mile

1129
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 3: radius of where he landed, but this was like twenty

1130
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 3: miles away from where he landed. So everyone's like, oh either,

1131
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 3: because not all the cash stayed with him, Like they

1132
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 3: were like, oh either, Like these three stacks of cash

1133
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 3: floated down the river and somehow all man it magically

1134
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 3: ended up in this hole or these people stumbled upon

1135
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 3: D B. Cooper's like some of the cash he left behind,

1136
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 3: and like there's still remnants of him like in society.

1137
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 3: But I was like, damn, that would make a good

1138
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 3: ass movie or like a good ass episode in a

1139
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 3: show or something.

1140
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: Because the kid who found all of it was Leonardo DiCaprio.

1141
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and that's how he.

1142
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 2: Could afford acting school really. Yeah, yeah, that's where that

1143
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 2: story was.

1144
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Einstein, he gave some of the money that Einstein, seriously.

1145
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 2: And sign was standing outside of Burger King and wanted money,

1146
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 2: and Leonardo DiCaprio gave him two dollars.

1147
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: That's how we have Sinstein. Einstein gave Oppenheimer a chance,

1148
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: and that's dB Cooper essentially like heated the nuke in

1149
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 3: a way. Wow, yeah, you.

1150
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 2: Should know these kind of things.

1151
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 4: It's like Opheimer's in the vlog squad and that's how

1152
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 4: he got big.

1153
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 2: Have you seen Oppenheimer on Live like begging for tips?

1154
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he fell off, weird, he filled the funk off.

1155
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, I believe that story.

1156
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 3: No, it's all real, It all has d B.

1157
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 2: Cooper, d B.

1158
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 3: Cooper, Yeah, d B. Cooper gag. He was unidentified. They

1159
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 3: still haven't found him, but they found his parachute and

1160
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 3: some money, and they wait, I gotta find out what

1161
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 3: happened to the plane. Oh wait, the plane was still

1162
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 3: active and it flew a few times after that, several

1163
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 3: times actually, and eventually was last flown to with Key

1164
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: Airlines when she retired. And then she was retired and

1165
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 3: scrapped the airplane, so it survives. So I guess they

1166
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 3: had like people from a plane or some shit, and

1167
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 3: they were like at his backing order, like they're gonna die.

1168
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 2: That would have happen if he was on my plane

1169
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 2: and I was the flight attendant, I would have just

1170
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 2: gave him the craziest head ever and he would have

1171
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 2: been like, actually is better than myney go.

1172
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 3: You know, if I was anybody on that fucking fly,

1173
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 3: I would not have let that shit slide.

1174
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,439
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

1175
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 3: I would have liked.

1176
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of person that I see something unfolding

1177
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 2: it I'm like, not today, something is wrong with me

1178
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 2: because I will never forget being on a flight with

1179
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 2: Johnny Knoxville, and my biggest fear was the plane going

1180
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: down and nobody giving a fuck that I died because

1181
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 2: Johnny Knoxville was on the flight. Like that was like,

1182
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 2: my that's all I can think about the whole flights.

1183
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 2: I was like, this plane better not fucking go down

1184
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 2: because no, I'm going to trend on TikTok for you

1185
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 2: page for twenty minutes, but Johnny Knoxville will outshine me.

1186
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 3: No. That's really like the deepest darkest parts of my ego. Yeah,

1187
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 3: when I was like sixteen seventeen eighteen, like flying across

1188
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 3: the country and like borderline hoping that my plane would

1189
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: crash and everybody on board would die, but I would

1190
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 3: be the lone survivor, like, oh my god, like.

1191
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 4: You would like barely be hurt.

1192
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1193
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 3: Literally, I would like my plane seat would like detach

1194
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 3: and it would act as like a parachute and I

1195
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 3: would just kind of like float down and maybe break

1196
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 3: a leg or two because I like having broken bones,

1197
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 3: like I.

1198
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 4: Always wanted that, like in those fantasies. But I would

1199
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 4: have like a little cute cut, like under my.

1200
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:23,439
Speaker 3: Country cut in school, like a scar. I imagine getting

1201
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 3: a sleigh scarf from like up here on your forehead

1202
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 3: all the way down your cheek.

1203
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 2: Like Harry Potter be like yeah, and.

1204
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 4: You're in math, and all the girls were like, oh

1205
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 4: my god, like literally what happened? And I was like,

1206
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 4: I really want.

1207
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 2: To go back to school. I would literally have the

1208
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 2: biggest ego ever. I'd be like, you think I need

1209
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 2: to go to school?

1210
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 3: I literally signed, deer. I just signed a book deal

1211
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 3: for a three hundred thousand.

1212
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: What's a book deer?

1213
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 4: Wait? What is that?

1214
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 3: It's like when I get done banging your mama from

1215
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 3: the back, Like it's like, oh, like, sign the book, deer,

1216
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 3: because it's like a memo pad of everyone.

1217
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 2: Memo pad outside your room. That was a good, safe.

1218
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 3: Sy up corner. The world hasn't been right since Sappopeye

1219
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:09,439
Speaker 3: Chicken Sandwich came out. Shut up, I might have done these.

1220
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you did that one.

1221
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 3: We should replace mental illness with swag.

1222
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1223
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,959
Speaker 3: Fuck y'all. Be like, I'm so bored staying at home

1224
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 3: all the time. Bro go ten feet outside of your

1225
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 3: home and dig up some worms and make them a

1226
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 3: little house out of sticks and mud and make them

1227
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 3: get married.

1228
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 7: You.

1229
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 3: If you cheat on me, you're only hurting her grandma

1230
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 3: because me and my homies jumping.

1231
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: Her up up.

1232
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you did these.

1233
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 3: When I do Drew sab Corner. It's mainly for last

1234
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: but watch out, you might learn a thing or two.

1235
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: Did that last week?

1236
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 4: You're like, I do like this bit of just saying

1237
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 4: all of them again.

1238
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to because no one's emailing me any

1239
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 3: new ones.

1240
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 4: We've gotten emails. We've got emails.

1241
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 3: Really, I swear what. I don't check that email ever

1242
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 3: you gotta send, you gotta afford those to me. Okay,

1243
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 3: get the meme page. That's the literally goaded meme of

1244
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 3: all time. Just insert that like insert that one.

1245
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 2: Someone help me. I think my leg is broking out

1246
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 2: my son that I hate?

1247
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 4: What does that eart me that? That's one of my favorite?

1248
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1249
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: I did, We'll do sugar Storm, Trent Reznor at Last,

1250
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 3: I Am Free two thousand and eight, Chic Pack Your

1251
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 3: Romantic Mind, Stereo verandah Maison book Girl. And you hates

1252
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 3: that song?

1253
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 2: What song is that? Oh?

1254
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? I love that song? Walk on By otis the

1255
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 3: third walk.

1256
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 7: On By.

1257
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 3: And that's it. That's all you get. I'm watching ju

1258
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 3: didzukais in still Gucci Oh bitch one. We watched admittedly

1259
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 3: only part of the Beyonce documentary because we had to

1260
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 3: leave very early because there were some things going on

1261
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 3: in some people's lives that we had to attend to

1262
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,439
Speaker 3: and we didn't want to leave them, and they were

1263
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 3: in my car. But from what I saw, it was

1264
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 3: Gucci down to the socks. Like it was so good.

1265
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 3: It literally felt like I was there again, like the same.

1266
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 2: It made me want to go back to our concert

1267
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 2: so bad, and I was like, oh my god, if

1268
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 2: she doesn't tour again, I think I'm gonna explode.

1269
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,479
Speaker 3: We have like five years before another tour at least, yeah,

1270
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 3: literally at least and by then, like I don't know

1271
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 3: she'll be touring like that.

1272
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll be alive.

1273
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1274
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 3: Period, we're gonna hijack some airplanes or cause a gas

1275
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 3: leak in our house and settle on some insurance money.

1276
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 3: The fuck that's not gonna happen. And then I also

1277
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 3: we also watched us a documentary Love Is Something, Loves.

1278
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 2: One Lot One is so and it was so good.

1279
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 3: It just like follows like this weird fucking cult that

1280
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 3: it really it's really good because you really get to

1281
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: see the minds of the people that are like involved

1282
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 3: in a cult and you kind of start to understand

1283
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 3: how and why people like get involved in colts, and

1284
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 3: it's just really fascinating.

1285
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 2: And honestly because it's like one of the first like

1286
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 2: cult things that you see where the people who were

1287
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 2: a part of the cult are one still alive in

1288
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: two actually like telling the story.

1289
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah watch Love has One. And

1290
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 3: then I'll let you do your media.

1291
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 2: And then mine is obscured by the Smashing Pumpkins, Surrender

1292
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 2: by Suicide, I Love You, Gold and Blue, Sonic Youth

1293
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 2: Still Bumping Oral both physically, and the one by Bjork

1294
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 2: and Rosalia Rosalia I always say, I used to say

1295
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 2: Rosalia like she was like an old lady Rosalia by

1296
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 2: moon Age day Dream by David Bowie. And then there's

1297
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 2: these two uh seeger Ross songs, but they literally I

1298
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 2: can't say them, but it's like s A E G

1299
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: L O p U R. And then the other one

1300
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 2: is s V E F N. No one's gonna even

1301
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 2: look this up, like I'm not. Yeah, y'all, y'all don't

1302
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 2: give a fuck, like you fucking hate me. And then yeah,

1303
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 2: we have the same media, So that's it for me.

1304
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 3: I will say, y'all, don't have these, and you're not

1305
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 3: special enough to have these, but they do drop on

1306
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 3: the seventh.

1307
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 2: The Happy ninety nine Rebok.

1308
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 3: Yes, I have a pair if you want to be

1309
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 3: if you want to be cool like me, and then

1310
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: you go coptos.

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Speaker 2: I have a parent, so I'm cool like automatically.

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Speaker 3: They are actually so fucking cool period dot all.

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Speaker 5: Right, and that's our media of the week.

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Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for watching I'm Sick. I'm sick.

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Speaker 2: Somebody send me love level cure all level three loves

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 7: Ye

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Speaker 4: M hm