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Speaker 1: Hey, CUTI misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is in the display window of Macy's when you

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Speaker 2: accidentally brush shoulders with one of their headless mannequins. Oh no, mouth,

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Speaker 2: I guess we got to skip right to second beer.

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Speaker 1: On the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you scour that website every week to find the

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Speaker 2: best misconnections that they have to offer, like with this

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Speaker 2: first misconnection titled you.

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Speaker 1: Reveed me up all the way up woman for man

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Speaker 1: Fortis car dealership. Figure that was going to be the place.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna read this how I think the woman

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Speaker 2: would sound you dark hair, longer than normal beard, and

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Speaker 2: a warm blue denim shirt with a cute hole in

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Speaker 2: the sad about the size of my fist.

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Speaker 1: That's a big hole, A cute big hole.

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Speaker 2: Me petite woman wearing nothing but Prada, looking good, and

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Speaker 2: also looking to purchase a new ride.

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Speaker 1: This is the woman that you're voicing right now.

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Speaker 2: I did not expect to ben in any product. We

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Speaker 2: walked around the lot looking at all the different vehicles,

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Speaker 2: a ka kicking the tires if you will. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: are you sure your lady didn't go to the dress bar.

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Speaker 2: At one point, you gave me a boost into the

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Speaker 2: driver's seat of a large suv. Okay, I felt like

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Speaker 2: I was baby Simba and you were Rafiki, the proud monkey,

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Speaker 2: lifting me towards the heavens. Just the thought makes me

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Speaker 2: lose my breath. I love it, and you were a

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Speaker 2: gentleman too. When I asked you to move your bottom hand,

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Speaker 2: you politely obliged.

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Speaker 1: Want it. We sat in the car together for quite

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Speaker 1: a while.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you had other ideas, because you kept pointing out

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Speaker 2: that this model is known for its ample back seat space.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think he just wants to sell you the car.

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Speaker 2: But I laughed because I do enjoy a good flirt

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Speaker 2: now and again. I don't get it a lot at

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Speaker 2: home because my husband's almost forty years my seat. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: and that explains how the product happens. When I thought

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Speaker 2: you told me the funniest joke of all, you said,

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Speaker 2: you don't really work there. Put it to the homeless

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Speaker 2: encampment down the road.

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Speaker 1: Now I know why he has a hole in his shirt.

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Speaker 1: He was joking, right, I don't think so that sided Elena. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he knows how big the back seat is because he

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Speaker 1: sleeps there.

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Speaker 2: So let's go to your next misconnection entitled Where's the

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Speaker 2: Maid who Stole My Heart? Oh man for woman late thirties.

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Speaker 2: He says, we met a number of years back when

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Speaker 2: you clean the dried pew out of the foyer of

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Speaker 2: my apartment built. Oh okay, I remember being absolutely astounded

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Speaker 2: by how well you were able to scrape it out

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Speaker 2: of the rug. But can we just like edit before

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Speaker 2: we read these from the heart brook? He says, there

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Speaker 2: is no way I could have done that sober or nonsense.

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Speaker 1: Wow, this guy that was a while back.

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Speaker 2: I've moved three times since then, maybe four, he doesn't know,

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Speaker 2: and have been in and out of places that keep

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Speaker 2: people for extended periods.

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Speaker 1: Ah, you know, I don't think that counts as a move.

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Speaker 2: Also, I can't remember if I got evicted or not

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Speaker 2: at the place that we met, but I think so

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Speaker 2: because I let too many pigeons stay in my room.

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Speaker 1: I don't know there's a limit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he says some details that might help you remember me.

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Speaker 1: My name is Alice. Is he sure? Because he's not

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Speaker 1: real sure about anything. I'm thin but not skinny.

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Speaker 2: And you liked that because you said it was always

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Speaker 2: easy to roll me over in the foyer after I

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Speaker 2: would pass out details I remember about you. You may

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Speaker 2: have been Filipino or Mexican. You had big boobs and

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Speaker 2: a lot of lipstick, and your.

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Speaker 1: Name is Frieda or not even.

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Speaker 2: I have some memory issues, but we could tell if

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Speaker 2: that sounds like you, Please send some pics so I

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Speaker 2: can confirm you want.

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Speaker 1: To hire her again or go on a date, he says.

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Speaker 2: Now that I'm not a teenager anymore, we can finally

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Speaker 2: chill that signed Dallas be his mom. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: your next misconnection titled extra butter on My Love Please

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Speaker 2: Woman for.

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Speaker 1: Man fifties movie theater, I was the woman.

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Speaker 2: Wearing a Keanu four pres t shirt that bought a

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Speaker 2: ticket to the latest John wickflick.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just realized who I wanted to

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Speaker 1: vote for.

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Speaker 2: You were the ponytailed mid thirties employee that handed me

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Speaker 2: my sixty four ounce Mountain Dew golden freeze cup. Has

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Speaker 2: anyone ever told you that when you smile it looks

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Speaker 2: like you're frowning.

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Speaker 1: Cowl? It's actually kind of cute.

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Speaker 2: It reminds me of my old pit bull when I

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Speaker 2: would catch him chewing on my painties. Anyway, I left

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Speaker 2: to go see Wick kill a record amount of bad guys,

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Speaker 2: but I kept making excuses to leave my three kids

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Speaker 2: in the theater alone to go back to the concession.

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Speaker 1: Stane. You brought three children to see John Wick. That's

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Speaker 1: a pretty silent film.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you figured out my intentions. But

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Speaker 2: the third time when I asked you to layer my

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Speaker 2: corn with some extra buttery topping, your eyebrow went up?

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Speaker 1: Were you flirting with me? I think he's just questioning

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Speaker 1: her arteries right now. I couldn't leave.

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Speaker 2: During the second half of the film, my two youngest

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Speaker 2: ones were having a belching contest.

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Speaker 1: Man the toddler crapped his drawers, brother Toddler.

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Speaker 2: It did smell ripen there, but we stayed because I

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Speaker 2: wanted to get my money's worse.

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Speaker 1: How about this.

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Speaker 2: You reply to this message and promised to bring over

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Speaker 2: that buttery topping. We can use it for something totally

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Speaker 2: different than pop born.

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Speaker 1: That toddler needs no more butter. Then you could pop

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Speaker 1: my kernel.

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Speaker 2: After that, signed Angie, Oh wos want me to forward

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Speaker 2: this one?

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Speaker 1: Do you sure?

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Speaker 2: Man? Those are your Craigslist misconnections for other week, we

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Speaker 2: got your phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,