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Speaker 1: dot Up, Episode three forty six of The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello David Brody.
Speaker 3: Hello, Scary Jones. Very exciting, very exciting day, big day
Speaker 3: on our podcast. I don't know what makes this day
Speaker 3: bigger than the other days, but you know, well you
Speaker 3: have you have exciting contents. I've got exciting content, don't
Speaker 3: we always?
Speaker 2: Isn't that? What we aim to do is please the slices.
Speaker 3: Sometimes before the show, one of us will say, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot today.
Speaker 2: What do you got today?
Speaker 3: You said you had something huge for me, and I
Speaker 3: know I've got a lot of stuff today.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Well no, I mean, well, the huge thing is not
Speaker 3: it's I don't know how big this is, but it's
Speaker 3: an apossole what she said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an apology.
Speaker 3: I have to come off right right up top before
Speaker 3: everybody starts leaving their talkbacks.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's already too late, but on a I
Speaker 2: can leave talkbacks. We haven't said anything yet.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: On the previous episode of The Brooklyn Boys Slice Time
Speaker 3: talkback episodes.
Speaker 2: Days ago, yep, okay, I went off.
Speaker 3: We went off. The Brooklyn Boys went off on Juan Valdez,
Speaker 3: you know, Juan Vazquez. Why because you accidentally you accidentally
Speaker 3: played a talkback that he left for Gandhi's podcast, Ghani
Speaker 3: from the Elvis Duran show, right, saw us on the
Speaker 3: side yet, so I accidentally played that and he was
Speaker 3: kind of, you know, sucking up to them and saying
Speaker 3: he wants to and we were upset because he gave
Speaker 3: her a gift and he's never given us any gifts. Correct, Well, okay,
Speaker 3: So basically the gift was he hand painted a picture
Speaker 3: of Gandhi and her face coming out of a flower
Speaker 3: pot with flower flowers, right, And it was very it
Speaker 3: was beautiful and and that's how we described it, and
Speaker 3: it was it was. Yeah, it was a great gift.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, wait a second, what about your
Speaker 3: boys over here? You love the Brooklyn Boys, your a
Speaker 3: slice for life? Should we should play the play the
Speaker 3: free ship for us? Jingle, scary, go ahead, the.
Speaker 2: Free ship for us? Oh, just so we should solicit
Speaker 2: for that, right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think I brought that one home. Free ship for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll play that for you. Hold on, a second
Speaker 2: any day now.
Speaker 3: For us' right, we like free ship, especially if it's
Speaker 3: handmade ship. And one is a big fan of ours,
Speaker 3: a very loyal supporter. Yeah, we appreciate his talkbacks. Yeah
Speaker 3: you know and moderate well. I to Gandhi yesterday and
Speaker 3: I said, Gandhi, I just want to say, right off
Speaker 3: the bat, I'm sorry. I apologized, but I played two
Speaker 3: of your talkbacks and accidentally on the Brooken Boys podcast
Speaker 3: like time by the way, Okay, you can accidentally play one,
Speaker 3: but you didn't accidentally. Well, I said, we needed to
Speaker 3: hear the second one, the second part of it, and
Speaker 3: it was because Juan Valdez as we know him, was
Speaker 3: thanking you. It was actually ingratiating himself to you. And
Speaker 3: said Gandhi to Gandhi, yep about your podcast and how
Speaker 3: you know if you like the painting he made? Well,
Speaker 3: I said, I then went off on Wan because Wan
Speaker 3: has never done anything to paint or do something for
Speaker 3: the Brooken Boys. He's been a longtime fan of the
Speaker 3: Brooken Boys. And then Gandhi was like, what are you
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 2: I said, what do you mean? What am I talking about?
Speaker 3: He he goes, she goes scary look back there on
Speaker 3: the windowsill next to your desk.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I said, that's a painting that our friend tattoo Bob
Speaker 3: did for me. And then she goes, really, she goes,
Speaker 3: that's tattoo Bob. She says, it looks awfully like the
Speaker 3: same style of painting that Huan did for me.
Speaker 2: She said, no fucking way, I said.
Speaker 3: This thing has been sitting here as my prize possession,
Speaker 3: on my windowsill where I sit. Wait, does this mean
Speaker 3: tattoo Bob did the thing that he gave Gandhi, a
Speaker 3: hand painted Scary Jones picture, which has been sitting here
Speaker 3: for two years since we moved in. I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is great, this is awesome. We talked about it on
Speaker 3: the radio. Okay, great, all that being said, she was, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: let's go over there. I walk over to the picture.
Speaker 3: We pick it up, looking for some kind of artist whatever.
Speaker 3: I turn it around the signature Juan Veasquez. Wow, all
Speaker 3: this time I thought that that picture was painted by
Speaker 3: tattoo Bob.
Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you a question. Does it look
Speaker 2: like you?
Speaker 3: No, it's great, though, I mean, it's it's got these
Speaker 3: big bug eyes.
Speaker 2: It's it's actually it's an.
Speaker 3: It's interpretation, don't they say that artists can interpret anyway
Speaker 3: they want. If it looks nothing like you, there's a
Speaker 3: good chance it could be tattoo bo. It's well anyway.
Speaker 3: So I apologize, sanz Hawan Valdez. I apologize on behalf
Speaker 3: of the Brooklyn Boys. Thank you so much for the
Speaker 3: scary Jones picture that I've had and cherished all this time.
Speaker 2: I take it all back. I take it all back.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second.
Speaker 3: I understand that you're apologizing to him because he drew
Speaker 3: he made a painting for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. Thank you. We're good. We're good. But
Speaker 2: wait a minute, where's the painting for Brody?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I don't necessarily want one, but I
Speaker 3: didn't get one, So I'm going back to pitching.
Speaker 2: So Gandhi got one?
Speaker 3: Did he do one for for the for the Serial
Speaker 3: Killers podcast? They get one?
Speaker 2: No, but he said that he's gonna do them next.
Speaker 2: The fuck.
Speaker 3: What I'm I'm I support him, I defend him, and
Speaker 3: I get bhoop kiss from him? Oh fuck that what?
Speaker 2: I think? We're okay here and there's nothing to see here.
Speaker 2: Me and one were cool.
Speaker 3: Me and one Jan and I Juan and I and
Speaker 3: by the way, He'll always say, and it'll always be
Speaker 3: brody and scary, except when it comes to paintings, and
Speaker 3: it's scary and Gandhi and nobody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is your boy.
Speaker 2: And as always I paint for scary and Gandhi.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so I think I'm cool.
Speaker 3: And I'm so sorry that I ripped ripped you wan,
Speaker 3: I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. No, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: not sorry at all. You've set you gotta pay. What
Speaker 3: does the only make paintings for current iHeartMedia employees?
Speaker 2: Is that why I didn't got one?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I got it. I gotta
Speaker 3: say it's it's it's a great painting. It's it's it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Everyone comments on it. But my god, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: was giving Tattoo Bob all the credit. Tattoo Bob by
Speaker 3: the way, another artist.
Speaker 2: On the Morning show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even deserve the painting because you didn't
Speaker 3: even give you. You got the painting. You didn't bother
Speaker 3: to look to see a name on the back. You
Speaker 3: put it up on your desk and you never looked.
Speaker 3: And you've never know what. And he never thanked you.
Speaker 3: I bet because you'd never thanked him, is why I
Speaker 3: didn't get a painting.
Speaker 2: No way, that's what I think. No.
Speaker 3: Wow, Why did I think it was tattoo bob all
Speaker 3: this time? Wow? So my gift was I get my
Speaker 3: name first on every talk back and you got a painting?
Speaker 2: Huh? So wait, does he are you a painting?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I don't want a painting now now I'm good. You're good.
Speaker 3: I don't want a painting. Now I'm good. I mean
Speaker 3: it's it's actually a great painting. I'm actually gonna post it.
Speaker 3: So we posted. Uh, I did the apology for Instagram.
Speaker 3: I didn't post it yet, and and god he was
Speaker 3: in it with me with her painting and my painting.
Speaker 2: Side by side, so fantastic. So yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't post it yet.
Speaker 3: But now I didn't post my picture that one did
Speaker 3: for me because he didn't do one for me.
Speaker 2: So we're back to bitching. Wow, no ship for up
Speaker 2: for me, ship for you here. I was just coming
Speaker 2: here trying to apologize.
Speaker 3: Glad you're I'm glad you're excited for you. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: glad you're apologizing. I don't have to apologize to Wan.
Speaker 3: Did I miss did I miss it? Did he ship
Speaker 3: it to me and I didn't get it? Did he
Speaker 3: send it to the radio station and because I'm out there,
Speaker 3: I didn't get it. Did he make a painting of
Speaker 3: the Brooklyn Boys? No, No, he didn't. It took him
Speaker 3: a long time to do that. I mean it's it's beautiful,
Speaker 3: it's it's very detailed.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. So I appre I appreciate you one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on Brody doesn't as always, as always is Brody
Speaker 3: and scary. Yeah, but as Holais, you didn't make a
Speaker 3: painting for me as always with scary. Okay, you see
Speaker 3: the way we just came back from commercial. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: there was there was nothing announcing us coming back from commercial.
Speaker 3: And I said, last episode of the episode before, we
Speaker 3: need to have rejoins. We need to have something that
Speaker 3: says all we're back, the Brooklyn Boys are back, or
Speaker 3: you know, like like radio shows do more with Elvis
Speaker 3: Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2: Whatever. So I emailed you fifteen or sixteen of them.
Speaker 3: I'd like to play them now, all different genres, and
Speaker 3: I think these are really good. One of them I
Speaker 3: did was a tribute to kiss where the way they
Speaker 3: used to open the show all the time. So uh,
Speaker 3: don't play the one that says you wanted the best
Speaker 3: until I tell you to.
Speaker 2: Dude, you've got them ready. We have eighteen of these?
Speaker 3: Yeah, terrific, Yeah, fantastic. Well, because I want I don't
Speaker 3: want burnout. I don't want them to play every time
Speaker 3: we come back from commercial. We have an auditional eighteen
Speaker 3: of these right now. Yeah, that's that's the segment. Here
Speaker 3: we go or only like ten to twelve seconds each.
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is gonna ge it grow on people.
Speaker 3: Excuse why don't we Why don't we play?
Speaker 2: Like? Why we play eight now and then we'll play
Speaker 2: eight later?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The fuck is that? Why did you lower it? I
Speaker 2: didn't lower it, lowered by itself? What the hell was that?
Speaker 2: I play another one? Ladies subs?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is that us?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ladies, but it only has to be said once. By
Speaker 2: the way, what do you say? And now you can
Speaker 2: talk over the instrumental? Don't lower ladies and gentlemen. You
Speaker 2: don't have to. You don't have to say ladies and
Speaker 2: gentlemen twice.
Speaker 3: Though you have a rockstar, you do?
Speaker 2: I like that? Come back from commercial?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think we can match that energy. Ever, Well,
Speaker 3: come on this other genres? What else you got? Announce
Speaker 3: which one genre? I have a country I have a
Speaker 3: country female. There's a country female. All right?
Speaker 2: The podcast is bad? What what from the shooting school?
Speaker 3: Were back on?
Speaker 2: Our audience likes country music.
Speaker 3: We're back from a fucking uh driving driving to the
Speaker 3: general store, uh down a dirt dirt road on our
Speaker 3: pickup truck. Really in the generally, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: We have a varied audience.
Speaker 2: My friends.
Speaker 3: Stop insulting people. But that doesn't sound like a great comeback.
Speaker 3: That's not how the Brooklyn Buts are. First of all,
Speaker 3: Brooklyn is Brooklyn, New York. What the hell does that
Speaker 3: have to do with the country rejoin scary? We do
Speaker 3: a national podcast for a national audience.
Speaker 2: I know, but that that is, that's off.
Speaker 3: That's so I got electric, I got an electronic I
Speaker 3: got here.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's here's an electronic mail. Let it play.
Speaker 3: Let it play.
Speaker 6: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: What's you yelling for?
Speaker 3: To let people know what's back?
Speaker 2: It's your kind of music? That is not.
Speaker 3: First of all, that's not electronica. The one another one
Speaker 3: I got another one that.
Speaker 2: Another electric here electronic mail one would stop lowering the volume.
Speaker 3: I'm not lowering it. It's doing it on its own.
Speaker 3: This is your crack pot AI team, that AI team
Speaker 3: that did this. You know, I put a fade on
Speaker 3: all of them. She could talk over them.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Podcast. Really wait, okay, you have to say it twice?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Yes, the dude ready for the beat drop? Yep?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I like them instrumentation at the end,
Speaker 3: but I do not like the way that the crescendo happened.
Speaker 2: And keep calling and these.
Speaker 3: Are two drawn out It should be it should be
Speaker 3: four seconds like boom. It shouldn't be like.
Speaker 2: Drawn out for like thirty seconds. All right, No, it's
Speaker 2: like a big intro, like, hey we're back. It's big news.
Speaker 2: You want to do some rap ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't forget. People skip thirty on the commercials. Sometimes
Speaker 3: you don't want them to miss these. Here we go,
Speaker 3: oh god, yeah, the Brooklyn Boys podcast is back.
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, The Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: It's a lot, it's long back and there we go.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, it takes a lot. That's a
Speaker 3: big wind up, a big wind up. Well, you don't
Speaker 3: have to hold your breath for ten seconds. Big deal.
Speaker 3: It's content for the listeners. We're not on a radio
Speaker 3: station with a clock and a time schedule. I know,
Speaker 3: but I wanted to sound professional. Oh what don't you
Speaker 3: got these do our professional? These are very professional. The
Speaker 3: Brooklyn podcast is bad and now we come back. That
Speaker 3: wasn't that one wasn't as bad as all the rest.
Speaker 2: I love them. Keep going. I think we're far from perfect. No, no,
Speaker 2: this is terrific. Love it. Oh, now we have a
Speaker 2: rock one. Do we have rock in the beginning? No,
Speaker 2: that was the anthem. Here we go. Come on, man,
Speaker 2: that's a rip off of something the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Sounds like machine Joe Kelly.
Speaker 3: And then we start talking. See that's great short, that's
Speaker 3: what you wanted.
Speaker 2: Boom.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that one. All right, the second
Speaker 2: version of a rock of rock. Here we go.
Speaker 3: The Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yes, yes, this is a brody
Speaker 3: kind of rejo This is my this is me baby?
Speaker 2: Is that your genre?
Speaker 3: That's me rock? There we go? Oh you got you
Speaker 3: did sca yellow Scott. This is a rejoin to the
Speaker 3: show as done by a SKA female. Right, we just
Speaker 3: the commercial the Hello Fresh Order yours now Boom.
Speaker 7: Brooklyn Boys Podcast, Mighty Mighty Boss Tones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we're back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: For some reason, it's not clicking with me. It's just
Speaker 3: something is off.
Speaker 2: You're off. Something is off. Here is another one, Nah,
Speaker 2: another scuff.
Speaker 3: The yeah. Yeah you really think and that's supposed to
Speaker 3: drive the energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah to the next break. Yes.
Speaker 3: Otherwise it's like commercial commercial. Hey, we're back now, it's
Speaker 3: like commercial commercial boom, all right, unless you got another
Speaker 3: couple of more for women. He's a gentleman, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: You cut it off. Oh boy, I don't like him.
Speaker 3: You got you wanted the best gentlemen the Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to that. That sounds like Van Halen Padamo.
Speaker 3: That's yes, that's driving music.
Speaker 2: Man, that's great.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: Come on man, we can do better than this. We
Speaker 3: are better than this. No, I'm better than you. You're
Speaker 3: not better than this. No, this is and one of
Speaker 3: these on the ones that say you you wanted.
Speaker 2: One of the best. Yeah, this is my tribute to
Speaker 2: Kisses to open this show.
Speaker 3: You wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest
Speaker 3: man in the world, Kisses, Gene Simmons, I did this
Speaker 3: and you got the best, the hottest protest in the world,
Speaker 3: the Brooklyn Boys, once again losing his voice because he's
Speaker 3: screaming so loud, straining his volage boards. What are you
Speaker 3: talking about? It's Ai.
Speaker 2: He's not losing his voice. That's it. And you got
Speaker 2: the best THET podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, from Commercial. I like the way
Speaker 3: he fades out there. I like that. It's like a
Speaker 3: cold fade where it ends on a note and the
Speaker 3: note note fades out. But man, I love it. Slices
Speaker 3: tell scary, he's crazy. Leave us at talkbacks, you love those.
Speaker 3: That's the way to come back. Come from Commercial.
Speaker 2: I hate every single one of them. I hate you
Speaker 2: for hating them.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're supposed to be going in a more
Speaker 3: professional direction. That's just such and all. That's a professional
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Those are professionally done, Ai rejoins.
Speaker 3: We need to make it sound polished and professional. We
Speaker 3: need to We need to dig into our own piggy
Speaker 3: banks here and and pay someone to do professionals don't
Speaker 3: have a piggy bank, then it's gonna be incumbent upon
Speaker 3: me because I I'm gonna have to do something here.
Speaker 3: I cannot live with free AI versions of what that
Speaker 3: It just terrific. I can hear the slices leaving talkbacks
Speaker 3: now how much they love them and how scary's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's just so rude, some of them, and they're so crude,
Speaker 3: crude and rude. It's just the job is to get
Speaker 3: people's attention from listening to the commercials. Then it's like, uh,
Speaker 3: this was All State. You're a good and hands with
Speaker 3: All State. The Brooklyn Boys are back and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I musing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want? The Brooklyn Boys are back?
Speaker 3: You all no, no, no, I want something, something bouncy,
Speaker 3: something something melodic. I don't mind some drum and bass,
Speaker 3: but I want it. But I also wanted and did electronic,
Speaker 3: I did e DM you You're never happy. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: just doesn't even match the production values of our other
Speaker 3: jingles and our other intros.
Speaker 2: Does that make any sense? It's like a whole different style.
Speaker 3: Uh you know what, It's like, I think you're for
Speaker 3: a meal and you're offering me an international buffet and
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't like cloth. That's like,
Speaker 3: you know, Oh, I'm gonna test some sushi. Oh I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have some spaghetti. I'm gonna mix that with pizza
Speaker 3: and a hot dog. That that's what that was. That
Speaker 3: was mission. I'm not gonna play all of them coming
Speaker 3: out of commercial. We're gonna play one one, no, no,
Speaker 3: But that does not that every one of those, None
Speaker 3: of those go with the rest of what we do
Speaker 3: and our imaging that we use for Brooklyn boys, What.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about? I did hip hop.
Speaker 3: We have we have Beastie Boys as part of our imaging.
Speaker 3: We have startup, startup that's hip hop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's great.
Speaker 3: I did hip hop ones the boys are back in town.
Speaker 3: But those are real people, real production rooms, real music,
Speaker 3: real voices.
Speaker 2: This is all. This is all slock.
Speaker 3: This coming from a guy who's one of his closest
Speaker 3: friends follows AI women. Well, I can't be held accountable
Speaker 3: for my friend's actions.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I mean, just let's talk about each other.
Speaker 1: Done.
Speaker 2: I've done great.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I wish we were doing I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for Slice time for three forty six
Speaker 3: so I can hear all the slices calling up saying
Speaker 3: Brody is right, Scary's a big complainer. Don't we love them?
Speaker 3: I mean to take a ship in your cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: Terrific.
Speaker 3: I don't mean they were refreshing, they were modern. They
Speaker 3: were today's sound. AI is today. I'm given. I'm giving
Speaker 3: them again.
Speaker 2: I'm a man of the people.
Speaker 3: I am a man of the people. I am a
Speaker 3: man of the AI people. I am a man of
Speaker 3: all people. You better watch where you step because it
Speaker 3: may replace you. One day. We may be replaced by AI.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find an AI co host that likes the
Speaker 3: work I do. That's what I'm gonna do. You know
Speaker 3: what that's to do it? And then one one Van
Speaker 3: de Valdez can make a painting about my AI co host,
Speaker 3: or he could just tell AI to make a painting
Speaker 3: for you, right and not make one for me, just
Speaker 3: for the co host. That's AI already. And after the break,
Speaker 3: by the way, I'm gonna tell you about my new
Speaker 3: my favorite AI Instagram account. I am addicted. I can't
Speaker 3: stop watching him. Did you watch the guy sent you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Ah? How good is he? Phenomena?
Speaker 2: It's great?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Now here is some great production values.
Speaker 3: Listeners. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Here's what I
Speaker 3: want you to do. Scary, Oh boy, I'm gonna let
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you do it scary. When we come
Speaker 3: back from commercial, I want you to play any one
Speaker 3: of those jingles so the slices can hear what it
Speaker 3: sounds like coming out of the slow commercials. Okay, you
Speaker 3: got it, Hey, get one ready, we're gonna go to commercial,
Speaker 3: and when we come back, we're gonna play one. The
Speaker 3: slices can hear how it sounds. Can we come back
Speaker 3: to excitement, Yes, but just know that this that's scary
Speaker 3: is quality a A one Blue Ribbon material, this.
Speaker 2: Podcast.
Speaker 6: We will be right back, yeah.
Speaker 3: The Brooklyn Boys podcasts back the Boys podcast. Yes, all right,
Speaker 3: we're back, Yeah, we're back. All right, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: It sounds great. That sounds I understand the concept, and
Speaker 3: I like the idea of a regional we call those,
Speaker 3: by the way, in the business slices, we call that
Speaker 3: the rejoin, we call that the stager the But I
Speaker 3: think we can do better. I think that is just
Speaker 3: a draft. That is a rough draft of what we
Speaker 3: are capable of on the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I just
Speaker 3: think we go back to the drawing board and we
Speaker 3: get new ones. Maybe you say you mean me, Well,
Speaker 3: I think we should pay.
Speaker 2: I think we should. We'll look into it and pay
Speaker 2: someone to do real ones. Yeah, real ones.
Speaker 3: We have to pay for the music to be created,
Speaker 3: and we have to pay for the singers and the
Speaker 3: studio time. You're talking about hundreds and hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 3: I just gave you sixteen for free, and it sounded
Speaker 3: that way too. It sounded for free. That's that's the
Speaker 3: budget we're on.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you speaking to AI, I want to
Speaker 3: play my new favorite AI guy. Hold on, let me
Speaker 3: pull them up.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 3: So you've all seen small town usually Southern, with small
Speaker 3: town sheriffs. Usually they're fat, and that they don't take
Speaker 3: any shit. Yep, right, Like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Here's what's going on. So here's an account. It's called
Speaker 3: Exclusively Organic Media on Instagram. Kay, it's a fat sheriff.
Speaker 3: It's AI. He's got a buzz cut and he didn't
Speaker 3: take any shit and everything is like every complaint he
Speaker 3: starts with, I'm gonna just break it down for you.
Speaker 3: He gives you, like something we've all complained about, and
Speaker 3: he says, in this cant money, you go to jail
Speaker 3: for that ship. I love it.
Speaker 8: So let me let me play this guy here, let
Speaker 8: me hold on. Here we go for you, Here we go,
Speaker 8: Here we go. We're gonna break it down for you.
Speaker 8: When ordering ice cream, go ahead and ask for a sample.
Speaker 8: You ask for several more. In this county, you are
Speaker 8: going to jail. I'm gonna break it down for you.
Speaker 8: An ordering ice cream, I'm gonna break in love. Hold on,
Speaker 8: hold on, I'm gonna break it down for you. Pickleball
Speaker 8: is most likely the new four square for adults. But
Speaker 8: don't you dare say we are not athletes. If so,
Speaker 8: in this county, you are going to jail.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna break it down for you.
Speaker 4: If we allow you to merge in front of us
Speaker 4: in traffic and you don't give a simple hand gesture
Speaker 4: to acknowledge us bold in this county, you are going
Speaker 4: to jail. I'm gonna break it down for you. If
Speaker 4: you are constantly mixing up there, there, and there. In
Speaker 4: this county, we have standards, and you are going to jail.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna break it down for you. When you hear
Speaker 4: a banger of a song, come on, start clapping on
Speaker 4: one and three. Nope, in this county, we roll two
Speaker 4: and four and you are going to jail.
Speaker 2: Why do you like that one so much?
Speaker 3: It's the ludicrousness of a county sheriff complaining about people
Speaker 3: being off rhythm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. There's one hundred of those. I can't
Speaker 2: stop watching them. Right up, Brody, it's great, he says.
Speaker 3: Just a big old fat guy, you know, like probably
Speaker 3: named Bubba, And he's like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: If you do the ship but the Brooklyn boys don't
Speaker 3: approve of in this county, you're going to jail.
Speaker 2: Like that's basically what it is in this county.
Speaker 3: All right, that's gonna have to i'might have to take
Speaker 3: him and do one for the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 2: Let me break it down for he's scary.
Speaker 3: If Brody does Ai jingles and you don't like him
Speaker 3: in this county, you're.
Speaker 2: Going to jail, right to jail.
Speaker 3: Now, he's got merch, he's got merch. You can buy
Speaker 3: merch from him, that says, let me break it down
Speaker 3: for you. Well's speaking of merch. We didn't make. We
Speaker 3: didn't sell one piece of merch in July of twenty
Speaker 3: twenty because all we have is odd sizes left and stock.
Speaker 2: Gary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Orry, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Really okay, also not helpful? All right? Well okay, well
Speaker 2: go true go there. Brooklyn Boy is true.
Speaker 3: I merch Matt, and I confirmed that most of the
Speaker 3: items there have all the sizes. Oh perfect. So if
Speaker 3: that's the case, bag No, I didn't know that. So
Speaker 3: if they're back in stock and you wanted to buy
Speaker 3: something previously, go back to the merch store. The Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys merchan store stuff was back in stock. But there's
Speaker 3: plenty of stuff in stock in all the sizes.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So if that's the case, go to Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 3: Bigcartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 3: And if you're new to the podcast, why not show
Speaker 3: your support right away? Yeah, before you fall in love
Speaker 3: with us, which you will. You're probably thinking, this is
Speaker 3: the first I saw an ad for the Brooklyn Boys, which,
Speaker 3: by the way, we have sponsored ads. Now, hey, you
Speaker 3: know what, I don't know who these guys are.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 3: Those jingles Brody did fantastic. I'm gonna buy his shirt.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll get a shirt that says I love Brody's
Speaker 3: new AI jingles. We don't have one of those yet.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll have AI create one.
Speaker 2: Maybe I will create one.
Speaker 3: You know what, if you don't buy our merchandise in
Speaker 3: this county, you're going to go to jail. Now, I'd
Speaker 3: like to know why you were so pissed off when
Speaker 3: you called me yesterday. You were heated, you were so angry.
Speaker 3: Something happened to you, Brodie at the doctor's office. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Happened?
Speaker 3: Because I haven't heard you to that at that level
Speaker 3: of anger in a long time.
Speaker 2: You said, you know what, save it for the podcast.
Speaker 2: I have to tell the story.
Speaker 3: So here you are.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now. It ended. It ended.
Speaker 3: I cursed in a doctor's office. So here's what happened.
Speaker 3: I have I twined something in my knee, in my
Speaker 3: left knee playing pickleball. I may have strained my hamstring.
Speaker 3: I did something that's causing me a little knee pain.
Speaker 3: I've talked about it. I had my knee drained a
Speaker 3: couple of times, right, so I went back to the
Speaker 3: orthopedist and I felt like I needed to get my
Speaker 3: knee drained again. He says, you know what, you have
Speaker 3: a little pressure build up, but it's not from fluid.
Speaker 3: You might have damaged something, nothing serious, but you should
Speaker 3: get an MRI. Now, I've met my deductible for the year,
Speaker 3: so anything I do between now and December thirty first
Speaker 3: is freeol scary.
Speaker 2: If you'd like an MRI, I'll get you one, all
Speaker 2: side free. Brody loves that word.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't like MRIs. I can't go in the tube.
Speaker 3: I get claustrophobic in the tube. And now they have
Speaker 3: ones there called open MRI where it's like being in
Speaker 3: the middle of an ice cream sandwich. It's a round
Speaker 3: disc on top of you and on a round platform,
Speaker 3: and you get in and although it comes pretty close
Speaker 3: to your head and your body, you can still look
Speaker 3: out to the sides, so you're not as claustrophobic. But
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you, I don't love that either,
Speaker 3: because I feel like I can't sit up and I'm trapped.
Speaker 3: That's just me. I don't like it. If I have
Speaker 3: to do it, I don't like it. So about two
Speaker 3: years ago I found a place that is new technology.
Speaker 3: There are two things now that I don't know if
Speaker 3: a lot of people know about. There's something called an
Speaker 3: upright MRI, where you sit in a chair and you
Speaker 3: watch television, and the MRI goes around you whatever area
Speaker 3: it needs to go around you. So I was having
Speaker 3: severe headaches a couple of years ago, and they put
Speaker 3: a like a helmet on your head with a cage
Speaker 3: in front of your face, and the MRI the machine
Speaker 3: goes around your head, but it doesn't like go near
Speaker 3: your face. Okay, you can watch television, you're sitting in
Speaker 3: a chair, you're not in anything.
Speaker 2: It's terrific.
Speaker 3: And they have a new thing now called an extremity
Speaker 3: MRI where you can stick your leg or your arm
Speaker 3: into the machine and you don't have to put your
Speaker 3: whole or or your penis.
Speaker 2: Scary, I know what you're saying. My mind went there
Speaker 2: right away.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, right, so I'm like fantastic. So the place
Speaker 3: I went to last time that has the open MRI
Speaker 3: is maybe thirty five minutes south to where I live.
Speaker 3: So I called the company that has twenty locations around
Speaker 3: New Jersey and I said, listen, I need it upright MRI. Uh, well,
Speaker 3: you have a prescription. Yes, great, I had it faxed over.
Speaker 3: They said, where do you want to go? I said,
Speaker 3: I got to have an upright MRI. I know it's extra,
Speaker 3: but I'm already paid up so it's free. I want
Speaker 3: the best, I want the upright MRI. I said, well,
Speaker 3: we have a location in the one south of you,
Speaker 3: and we also have one in UH one fifteen to twenty.
Speaker 2: Minutes west of you.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, I'll go to the one that's fifteen
Speaker 3: minutes twelve. We'll call that Location two from the rest
Speaker 3: of the story. So I said, okay, so I don't
Speaker 3: have to go to Location one. Nope, Location two has
Speaker 3: an upright and an extremity MRI.
Speaker 2: You're great, bye, You're in luck. So she's side.
Speaker 3: So I says, have them fax over the prescription. I'll
Speaker 3: call you back when it's going. We're still by the
Speaker 3: way in twenty twenty five, so medical companies have to
Speaker 3: fax because because of hippo laws and emails being hacked,
Speaker 3: they can't email prescriptions or medical records for that well,
Speaker 3: that's why they leave voicemails sometimes with your permission, and
Speaker 3: they can't leave it where anyone else that can have
Speaker 3: access to your medical records anyway. So they called me
Speaker 3: back and she says, I, we have you booked in
Speaker 3: Location two for an open MRI. I said, no, no,
Speaker 3: not an open MRI. I want an upright MRI. Oh right, okay, yeah, upright, MRI.
Speaker 2: Okay. She said, so you're all booked for last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at eight thirty at night. They close at nine thirty.
Speaker 3: You're there at eight thirty. Great, okay. So I get
Speaker 3: there at eight thirty and I go to the counter
Speaker 3: and she says, I checks me in. She says, I
Speaker 3: need you to fill out this form, these forms on
Speaker 3: a tablet. She gives me the tablet with a pen
Speaker 3: with a like a rubber thing on the end to
Speaker 3: fill out this form. Now, when you handwrite a form,
Speaker 3: it's fairly easy, but this is on a tablet and
Speaker 3: it's fine, and you have to like hit the dots,
Speaker 3: hit fill in the circles whatever. Sure, And there's like
Speaker 3: a hundred questions and some of the questions repeat themselves
Speaker 3: later on.
Speaker 2: So it's like, what surgeries have you had?
Speaker 3: So I list the five or six surgeries I've had
Speaker 3: in my life, which I have to type on the tablet,
Speaker 3: and then later on it says, what serious surgeries have
Speaker 3: you had? Okay, I already listed those, so it doesn't
Speaker 3: let me copy and paste. I gotta I gotta put
Speaker 3: them all out again. And then it says, uh, what
Speaker 3: are the symptoms that bring you here? So I fill
Speaker 3: out all the symptoms, and then and then later on
Speaker 3: in the survey, it says what symptoms will you be
Speaker 3: having checked for in your MRI, Like same as the
Speaker 3: ones I said I had symptoms of what else would
Speaker 3: I be coming here for?
Speaker 2: So I fill out the whole thing.
Speaker 3: It's really annoying, and as I'm doing this, it's not
Speaker 3: letting me hit submit. Every time I hit submit, it
Speaker 3: says you must answer all the questions, but it doesn't
Speaker 3: show me which ones I didn't answer. So okay, I'm scrolling. Okay,
Speaker 3: So while I'm doing this, the woman next to me
Speaker 3: comes up to the counter. Just hi, I'm here. I'm
Speaker 3: checking in just oh, would you like a tablet or pay?
Speaker 3: Per forms like I didn't get that choice. Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: By the way, how does this result in you screaming
Speaker 3: and yelling? I don't understand what's going on here. I'm
Speaker 3: getting there, We'll get there faster, Yes, sir, sir, please
Speaker 3: cranky bastard.
Speaker 2: I'm not cranky.
Speaker 3: I'm just like I want to hear a guy. Well,
Speaker 3: let's move me through the day. You don't have to
Speaker 3: go second by second, minute by minute talk to.
Speaker 2: Me right, okay.
Speaker 3: So the guy comes out. He says, uh, David Brodie.
Speaker 3: I said, yep, so I walked him. He says, my
Speaker 3: name is John, I'll be taking I'll be your MRI tech.
Speaker 3: I said, fantastic, John, I'm very excited. And he walks
Speaker 3: me in and I go into the into the room
Speaker 3: and there is uh an open MRI machine.
Speaker 2: And I said, hey, John, I'm sorry, we must.
Speaker 3: Be in the wrong room. I'm here for the upright
Speaker 3: MRI machine. He says, we don't have one of those.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What he says, Yeah, we only
Speaker 3: have those in location one in the South South Jersey.
Speaker 3: I said no, No, I made an appointment. I said,
Speaker 3: well we don't. We don't have that here. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: So I said, mother, what a fucker? I don't know not,
Speaker 3: I said, not you, So I will I walk out
Speaker 3: of go excuse me? To the receptionist, I said, excuse me,
Speaker 3: I just filled out a hundred question questionnaire on your
Speaker 3: tablet and I find out now you don't have an
Speaker 3: an upright MRI machine here.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, we don't. You don't.
Speaker 3: No, I made an appointment for an upright emmer. Well
Speaker 3: you must have made it through Central Booking. She says, well,
Speaker 3: we do have an extremity's MRI machine. Oh great, yeah,
Speaker 3: but they don't work at night and it hasn't. Our
Speaker 3: machine's been broken for three months, so we can't use
Speaker 3: that anywhere. Oh wait, wait, wait, so I go, what
Speaker 3: do you mean it's been broken for three months? I
Speaker 3: did you tell the main office?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, if the machine's broken, did you
Speaker 3: tell yet? You have twenty locations, does anyone? I don't understand,
Speaker 3: I said. I came straight from I played pickleball last
Speaker 3: night and I went right there eight at night. I
Speaker 3: went to the mrire like, yeah, we can't help you.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, great, just here, here's the main number. Again,
Speaker 3: call them and reschedule immediately. Because there's a big weight
Speaker 3: for the upright MRI machines. I had to wait two
Speaker 3: weeks for an appointment and there was no there was
Speaker 3: no machine.
Speaker 2: So well you got to cut the line now, right.
Speaker 3: No, So I call, I call up the main number
Speaker 3: and I get I get Sylvia. Sylvia sounds like she's
Speaker 3: a hundred. So I tell her what happened. I'm terribly sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to reschedule you. I said, okay, great,
Speaker 3: but first I have to open up a new account
Speaker 3: for you because all of our locations are separate.
Speaker 2: I said, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: That means I need to take your Location two account
Speaker 3: and copy and paste each line into the form for
Speaker 3: location one. So I have to go to location one
Speaker 3: that they want to go to. It's just I saw
Speaker 3: hold on one second. I said, okay, just let me
Speaker 3: copy your name. Ok I gotta open up the other window. Okay, now,
Speaker 3: let me go to this other window. I have to copy.
Speaker 2: You're talking out loud every every step of.
Speaker 3: The way, so I said, I said, I said, Sylvia,
Speaker 3: I got it. I don't you go. I don't need
Speaker 3: to know what you're doing. Well, I want you to
Speaker 3: know that I'm taking care of it. No, I know
Speaker 3: you're taking care of it. Okay, just all right. Let
Speaker 3: me let me just close this tap.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 3: Let you. I'm not stopping you. I mean, let you
Speaker 3: just just do it, okay, And I have to. I
Speaker 3: have to, okay, copy and paste your insurance.
Speaker 2: And I gotta go. And I hear her.
Speaker 3: She's doing the drop downs. She's not even doing like
Speaker 3: control see control V. She's doing the drop down. By
Speaker 3: the way, she doesn't want to foul this up. She
Speaker 3: wants to make sure that she does it and she
Speaker 3: gets you the right stuff, and you don't have to
Speaker 3: do it because then you'll fill out the forms all
Speaker 3: over again.
Speaker 2: Right, So.
Speaker 3: Just open open MRI copy I go No, no, not
Speaker 3: an open m R. I an upright MRI. Oh that's right, yep.
Speaker 3: Let me okay, let me there. Yeah, but she keeps saying,
Speaker 3: let me like someone's stuck. Okay, let me just put
Speaker 3: this here and let me just now let me here, admit,
Speaker 3: I go. I'm not who's stopping you. I would submit.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't interrupt her a train of thought. She might
Speaker 3: fuck it up. I'm telling you, I said, let me
Speaker 3: go through her process. If this is the way that
Speaker 3: she does her work and her job, let be, I said, Sylvia,
Speaker 3: do you want to put me on hold and come
Speaker 3: back when you need me? No, I may have questions,
Speaker 3: I said, Oh, okay, all right, now, let me continue.
Speaker 3: I'm not stopping you, Sylvia. Now let me just let
Speaker 3: me just do this, and let me let me do that,
Speaker 3: and let me just okay, now I have to just
Speaker 3: I have to now register it now. So I got
Speaker 3: a I got an MRI appointment scary in two weeks,
Speaker 3: all right, on a on a Monday night. So congratulations,
Speaker 3: And we can't do slice time on that Monday, okay,
Speaker 3: and so so help them. God if there's no upright
Speaker 3: MRI machine there. I mean, guys, slic does this happen
Speaker 3: to you where you're like you go to the doctor's
Speaker 3: office and they're like, oh, the doctor, they don't have
Speaker 3: the prescription, they don't have the they don't have the
Speaker 3: thing for you. Like I couldn't have been more specific,
Speaker 3: upright MRI? Yep, got it? How do you not know
Speaker 3: your company only has them in one location? Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll send you to We'll send you to the one
Speaker 3: in western New Jersey.
Speaker 2: No problem, Oh we don't have one of those. It
Speaker 2: was like it was.
Speaker 3: Like, you know, okay, well, what you have the extreminity machine?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Has it worked in like three months? What am I in,
Speaker 3: like small town Hickville. I can't get that from here now,
Speaker 3: we don't have that. Come on, man, come on man.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I cursed.
Speaker 3: I cursed in front of john I feel Johnny apologize,
Speaker 3: but I was like, no, fucking way, No fucking way, scary.
Speaker 3: Something in my life has to work, has to happen,
Speaker 3: happen and do like I sign up for.
Speaker 2: It's got a I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what though, when we come back from commercial,
Speaker 3: when we play one of my rejoints.
Speaker 2: Coming back from commercial, Oh, we're gonna do another one
Speaker 2: of those, another one of those.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what happened to me in a restaurant
Speaker 3: that went wrong but then went.
Speaker 2: Very very right.
Speaker 3: Ooh, the tease.
Speaker 2: With Scary and Brodie not Scary.
Speaker 3: Before I tell you what happened at that restaurant, I
Speaker 3: want to tell you. Oh, isn't it great how we
Speaker 3: came back without the rejoint. I guess we didn't need it. Uh,
Speaker 3: let's start again.
Speaker 2: No, we don't have to start again. We're good. We'll
Speaker 2: do it next time.
Speaker 5: I know what.
Speaker 3: No, the next break, we'll come back with a rejo
Speaker 3: I'm you're not playing it?
Speaker 2: So I was.
Speaker 1: I was that.
Speaker 3: You know, I love you know, I love you know.
Speaker 3: I love Tommy's Tavern and Tap. You know I love
Speaker 3: that place. I know you're a big fan and I
Speaker 3: go there all the time. Well, they have they have
Speaker 3: summer not summer. They have seasonal specialty menus and I
Speaker 3: really really liked the one for the spring, and I
Speaker 3: love the fall one with the turkey gobbler with the
Speaker 3: stuffing and the marshmallow sauce.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. Are you getting? Is this a David
Speaker 2: Brody commercial here? What's going on here?
Speaker 3: What's the paying right?
Speaker 2: They're not paying me? No, they're not paying me?
Speaker 3: Is that a commercial? An appropriate endorsement? No, I've been
Speaker 3: not excited. No, I I trust you. I'm not making
Speaker 3: any money in life. Okay, okay, so they have they
Speaker 3: have a new item, scary. It's a it's a roast
Speaker 3: beef sandwich on it's a roast beef panini. But it
Speaker 3: says whatever the ingredients saw like roast beef and cheese
Speaker 3: and panini. And it says covered in Alabama white sauce.
Speaker 2: That sounds slang for jizz.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, how awful? Is that sound like she got
Speaker 3: a whole load of Alabama white sauce? If you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, it's terrible?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, now, now you got me, Now,
Speaker 3: hold on, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna read to
Speaker 3: you what it is, but we haven't written down in
Speaker 3: front of me there, No, don't ask A. I thought
Speaker 3: you don't like A. I'm gonna tell you so.
Speaker 2: But I mean, think about how nasty that sounds. You know,
Speaker 2: it's filthy.
Speaker 3: It sounds filthy, but I think it was also named
Speaker 3: that way on purpose to sound that way. You think,
Speaker 3: like like if a girl goes to dinner like like, ugh,
Speaker 3: I was out to dinner with this guy and I
Speaker 3: got my dress covered in Alabama white sauce exactly. Alabama
Speaker 3: white sauce is a mayonnaise based barbecue sauce originating from
Speaker 3: North Alabama, known for its tangy and creamy flavor. It's
Speaker 3: a distinctive condiment often used on smoke chicken, but versatile
Speaker 3: enough for other meats, vegetables, and even as a salad dressing.
Speaker 3: The core ingredients are mayonnaise, vinegar, typically apple sided vinegar, horseradish,
Speaker 3: lemon juice, black pepper often added for extra flavor, and
Speaker 3: a touch of heat. That sounds awful, awful, awful. I
Speaker 3: actually would try it. See, I'm I'm more adventurous than you. Well,
Speaker 3: you're a guy who's put Zeman on his face, aren't
Speaker 3: you come on exactly. Hi. Oh no, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So okay, So I want to tell you about the
Speaker 3: dinner I went to. So my friend and I we
Speaker 3: went to this restaurant we hadn't been to before, and
Speaker 3: they had a lot of a lot of food we
Speaker 3: liked a lot of food we liked. So the appetizers
Speaker 3: were really good. So they're like, oh, you want to
Speaker 3: get the meatballs or the rice balls? Like, well, he
Speaker 3: wants the meatballs. So I said, well, all right, I
Speaker 3: really wanted the rice balls, but all right, we'll get
Speaker 3: the meatballs. And you know what this place is known
Speaker 3: for their their their coal fired pizza. Why don't we
Speaker 3: split a sausage pizza. He said, oh yeah, let's get
Speaker 3: the meatball appetizer and we'll split the sausage pizza.
Speaker 2: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: The waiter comes over, very friendly guy, and he says, hey,
Speaker 3: how you doing. I'll take your order in a few minutes.
Speaker 3: I'll give you some time. I just want to let
Speaker 3: you know that the pizza oven's not working tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but we came here for the pizza. Yeah we can't.
Speaker 3: You're famous for the coal fired pizza ovens. Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the pizza ovens down. I'm really sorry, so I said,
Speaker 3: I said, we just had a whole thing. We were
Speaker 3: going to order the rice balls of the meat balls.
Speaker 3: So we're ordering the meat balls and now we wanted
Speaker 3: the pizza. I said, Oh man, I'm just you know,
Speaker 3: it's just one of a typical. It's just typical me.
Speaker 3: He says, Hey, you know what I said. I feel terrible.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to give you
Speaker 3: a few extra minutes to think about what you want,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to bring you in order rice balls
Speaker 3: on the house.
Speaker 2: Oh isn't that great?
Speaker 3: So while you wait, here's some free rice balls because
Speaker 3: the pizza oven was down.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Brought them out in like five minutes. Now that that
Speaker 3: right there? Okay that I like rice balls. They were
Speaker 3: crispy on the outside, miniature ones like maybe the size
Speaker 3: of a tennis ball a golf ball, and uh you know,
Speaker 3: rice in them, and a beautiful, a really good red
Speaker 3: sauce over the top.
Speaker 2: Very very excited over they should do that.
Speaker 3: Didn't even wait for free dessert. He's like free appetizer.
Speaker 3: So shout out to Box Car Grill in Short Hills,
Speaker 3: New Jersey. All right, box car, Well you not Tommy's
Speaker 3: tavern and tap huh, No, I needed a night off
Speaker 3: for her. I loved tom okay, but a box car
Speaker 3: wasn't expensive and more importantly, my friend would put it
Speaker 3: on his expense accounts. I don't have to pay for that.
Speaker 3: The whole night was free, but there was still for me.
Speaker 3: It was free, but you know, free rice balls. That's
Speaker 3: a great waiter. So we did very We tipped them, very,
Speaker 3: very nicely.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to bring this up.
Speaker 3: I can't mention names on this one because it's just
Speaker 3: way too close to the vest. So we have a
Speaker 3: friend who is dating someone now for a long time,
Speaker 3: I mean months and months, okay, but yet we have
Speaker 3: never seen her.
Speaker 2: We only have heard of her. We know her name, We.
Speaker 3: Know that that they've been on vacation together, my friend
Speaker 3: and this girl that he's with, and uh, we have
Speaker 3: now all conspired, we've all talked behind his back and said,
Speaker 3: we've come to the conclusion and maybe it's maybe it's
Speaker 3: the wrong.
Speaker 2: Conclusion, but we've we've come to the conclusion that she
Speaker 2: ugly because or she doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: She doesn't We're assuming she does exist because there's no
Speaker 3: way that he's gone on vacations with her without.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, he doesn't post any pictures. Never they
Speaker 2: that he doesn't post her at all.
Speaker 3: And now unless it's unless he's dating a man, which
Speaker 3: which is a whole, a whole other level. But we
Speaker 3: don't think that's the case.
Speaker 2: Anything wrong with that.
Speaker 3: No, not there that there is anything wrong with it,
Speaker 3: and not that there's anything wrong with him dating an
Speaker 3: ugly girl.
Speaker 2: But is it wrong for.
Speaker 3: Us to assume that because because he a has not
Speaker 3: brought her around to any of the friend group stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he'd be showing off the eye candy, I would imagine,
Speaker 3: like we would never like, he's never brought her to
Speaker 3: a party, a function, and he's had plenty of opportunity
Speaker 3: to do that where there's going to be mixed company,
Speaker 3: where there's gonna be other women in the room. You know, like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a perfect opportunity. You know a lot of times
Speaker 3: you just you don't want to be with your boys.
Speaker 3: But there's been some situations clearly where it's like bring
Speaker 3: au plus one and he chose not to. So we're
Speaker 3: trying to figure out what's going on here under the hood.
Speaker 3: We we suspect that he's not proud of her, in fact,
Speaker 3: maybe bored and wine embarrassed by her, so much so
Speaker 3: that he doesn't know he refuses to bring her around
Speaker 3: into the fold. We've never seen pictures anytime. I've now,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, I've been with him, and I've asked
Speaker 3: for a picture of her. He doesn't. He's like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't have anything. We don't we don't, ye know,
Speaker 3: we haven't been taken any pictures.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 3: It's weird, bro, how would you ask for him? By
Speaker 3: the way, asking for a picture of his girl friend's
Speaker 3: kind of weird.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: She's like, hey, show me the girl you're dating. Like
Speaker 3: in the beginning, when they were dating. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's so cool. Okay, the picture. But not since you've
Speaker 3: realized he's hiding.
Speaker 2: What's her Instagram? Nothing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she's not on Instagram if you're her. Aren't
Speaker 3: you curious as to why you're not meeting your boy's
Speaker 3: friends that too, yes, or why you don't post pictures together.
Speaker 2: Wondering the same picture. Is your boy attractive?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Do you think she's
Speaker 3: posting pictures with him because he's a step up, but
Speaker 3: he's not posting like wouldn't you be like, well, honey,
Speaker 3: why aren't you posting pictures of us? Or do you
Speaker 3: think she knows she's not attractive? So she's like, I
Speaker 3: get it. It's it's just we've never we've never seen
Speaker 3: her in pictures. We've never and she doesn't live in
Speaker 3: the Niagara Falls area. She's not like living the far.
Speaker 2: Away where we're like, oh, we.
Speaker 3: Never and we never, we never met her and we
Speaker 3: don't know if we ever will. But you know her name,
Speaker 3: her first name?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Uh no, no, oh wait, yes, we do know the name.
Speaker 2: We do know that. I can't give all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Out, but any okay, any and I don't know the person,
Speaker 3: but is there a chance the woman is older and
Speaker 3: her name is Sylvia and she likes to copy and paste?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Did you not listen to the
Speaker 2: podcast earlier on Oh gotcha? Gotcha? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no, earlier from earlier in this podcast that was
Speaker 3: a recall ladies and gentlemen. That's the call back. That's
Speaker 3: that's the doctor's office Central booking.
Speaker 2: Yeah joke.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Uh so, yeah, I don't know, man, Is it
Speaker 3: another one of your friends who's in love with an
Speaker 3: AI girl. No, no, no, he definitely spends quality time
Speaker 3: because there's definitely times where we're trying to hang out
Speaker 3: and he's not around. If that's what, if that's his scam, Well,
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to hang out with you. He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm with with my girl. So either I'm having this,
Speaker 3: we're having the sex. Unless she doesn't want to meet
Speaker 3: us and she's like she wants Maybe she wants him,
Speaker 3: Maybe she's super possessive and wants him all to herself.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3: It could be that how long ago did he date
Speaker 3: the girl before the one he's dating now?
Speaker 2: About six months? Okay? And did you meet her? Yes?
Speaker 2: And did you guys?
Speaker 3: Yes, in fact, in fact she was Yeah, she was
Speaker 3: paraded around, uh prominently. Okay, But did you guys say
Speaker 3: inappropriate things in front of her? Did you make that
Speaker 3: last girlfriend uncomfortable? Did any of your friend group have
Speaker 3: try to hit on her or have sex?
Speaker 2: Did sex?
Speaker 3: Did sex on the way Dave try to like make
Speaker 3: with this guy's last girl?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, no, we did. None of us.
Speaker 3: Everyone was everyone was buttoned up, everyone was everyone was
Speaker 3: on their best behavior. We we tend to be that
Speaker 3: way around each other's. Well, you're always buy them. Now,
Speaker 3: did you buy his last girlfriend dinner once she went
Speaker 3: out with you guys? Actually no, no, we all we
Speaker 3: all chip in couples. You know how couples are.
Speaker 2: We just pay. Each guy pays and the ladies don't.
Speaker 3: But anyway, that said, it's it's in previous girlfriends he's had.
Speaker 3: It's been very quick to like, hey, yeah, so something's wrong,
Speaker 3: something's wrong, something is just not But I'm he's I'm
Speaker 3: beginning to think he's he's hiding her from us at
Speaker 3: this point, he's like he's actively hiding her.
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I don't know what to say.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to blow the lid off of it.
Speaker 2: I don't wanna.
Speaker 3: I don't want to confront him point blank. So why
Speaker 3: haven't we met your girlfriend? Like it's I mean, it's rude,
Speaker 3: but no, but you can say, so, when do we
Speaker 3: get to meet Sarah whatever her name is? Like, so
Speaker 3: when did we get to meet to Sarah? Who's making
Speaker 3: you so happy?
Speaker 4: Like this?
Speaker 3: Ways you could say it, there's gonna be we should
Speaker 3: hang out? Yeah, all right, Well you know what, you know,
Speaker 3: what you do? You say something like, oh, you know
Speaker 3: what does your girlfriend like Italian food? Oh? She does. Hey,
Speaker 3: we're all going couples to this new Italian restaurant. Let's
Speaker 3: all go, like find out something that she's into. And
Speaker 3: then jest that you guys do that. And then if
Speaker 3: he says she's she's a dog, at least at least
Speaker 3: in his eyes, Like, I don't, I don't care what
Speaker 3: she looks like, but obviously he might, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell all my friends you we're being
Speaker 3: fucking obnoxious for just assuming that she's a fugly and
Speaker 3: then and then let me know what my friends are like, Nope, nope.
Speaker 3: They are convinced that he's hiding her because he's ashamed
Speaker 3: of her. And I'm trying to give him the benefit
Speaker 3: of the doubt, but it's they're losing me. He's losing
Speaker 3: me really quick. Let me ask you a question. You
Speaker 3: guys are all that he says, I'm bringing my girl
Speaker 3: to dinner. Yeah, the other four couples already at the table.
Speaker 3: Scary Jones gets a round table, but you're all pretty
Speaker 3: much facing the door, and he walks in with his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Is your face more shocked on? Look on your face?
Speaker 3: If she's ugly or if she's hot at this point
Speaker 3: this point, yes, if she's ugly, but she's ugly, would
Speaker 3: you subconsciously make the face of new enough because you're
Speaker 3: if you're with a dime piece, you're parading that around
Speaker 3: any chance you get, just.
Speaker 6: Say it's the Boys podcast, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah we're back.
Speaker 2: It's the brook Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounded awesome.
Speaker 7: You at that one.
Speaker 2: I love that one.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, some of these pro baby there
Speaker 3: may be a couple that are usable, a couple out
Speaker 3: of the like all of them. Yeah, no, no, that
Speaker 3: sky one has to go. All right, Okay, Hey, I
Speaker 3: told you about the Alabama White Sauce. Uh huh. I
Speaker 3: hope all the slices hear this episode before you all
Speaker 3: send this to me, because I know you guys will
Speaker 3: send it to me. This just came out yesterday or
Speaker 3: the day before in Chicago as of I think it
Speaker 3: was yesterday, So.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you don't need to send it to me.
Speaker 3: I got it. I'm gonna tell you. The ingredient's scary. Ready,
Speaker 3: it's a noose. It's a new smoothie offered for a
Speaker 3: limited time only in Chicago at Smoothie King. Okay, the
Speaker 3: ingredients are asai sorbet or as people who don't know
Speaker 3: how to pronounce it, a kai apple juice, strawberries, raspberries,
Speaker 3: and heinz ketchup.
Speaker 2: It's a ketchup smoothie.
Speaker 3: No thank you, no fucking way, bro, that's cross lines
Speaker 3: ketchup smoothie. You know what, I gotta call our boy,
Speaker 3: Brian Phillips. He's in Chicago right now. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: them go over to Smoothie King. Okay, tell me do that,
Speaker 3: and then I have and I have, I have a
Speaker 3: fun little dessert that that they were he saying that
Speaker 3: I want to see if you would, if you would
Speaker 3: drink it or eating?
Speaker 2: Hold on, is it? Is it by a company with
Speaker 2: an F?
Speaker 3: Is it this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's what I'll do next.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna do that. I was gonna do
Speaker 3: that one, but okay, well hold on, let's let's let's
Speaker 3: call Brian Philips really quickly. Let me see if he's
Speaker 3: had this boy came out yesterday is toilet Brian.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna'm gonna give him the assignment. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give him yesterday, I'll give him assignment. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna give him assignment.
Speaker 6: Brough.
Speaker 2: This is toilet Brian who falls asleep on the toilet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's let's see. Is he on the radio on maybe
Speaker 2: on the air, I don't know. We're gonna see.
Speaker 3: Hear me.
Speaker 2: Hey, Brian, what's up, dude?
Speaker 3: I'm off today, but my brother, I'm actually on the
Speaker 3: architecture tour right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, is that why it's so loud?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually literally on the right now. Turn that
Speaker 3: down whatever that is. Or they're speaking and they're giving
Speaker 3: you a tour. Now, that's you know, that's that's the
Speaker 3: short guy. Tell them that that we're doing a live
Speaker 3: podcast hearing the shot Chicago. We're gonna make this very quick.
Speaker 3: I need you to say, Brian, I need you. I
Speaker 3: need you to go to a Smoothie King and get
Speaker 3: the new Heines catch up Smoothie and tell us who
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: It's only available in Chicago.
Speaker 3: That Smoothy King that sounds awful window, Yes, it sounds awful,
Speaker 3: just got released yesterday. It's it's a new smooth from
Speaker 3: Smoothie King. It's the Hines. Catch up Smoothie right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: look all right, very good, look for video of me
Speaker 3: growing up.
Speaker 6: That's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be great. I'm I'm vomiting thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, perfectly.
Speaker 3: It has berries in it too, so's we'll catch it
Speaker 3: catch later when you're not on alluding tour. Okay, I
Speaker 3: want a tour right now. Timing is everything.
Speaker 2: I love you. Take care?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, he he lives in Chicago.
Speaker 2: What is he going on a tour from Chicago for?
Speaker 2: In the river less?
Speaker 5: Over here, there's a building built in nineteen twenty five.
Speaker 5: It was inspired by the great French building, La Fa Laflor.
Speaker 5: And there over there you'll see that building is from
Speaker 5: eighteen oh five, inspired by the great Spanish building, a.
Speaker 2: Capac la Claw. That's great.
Speaker 3: So architecture tour all right now, Listen, Chicago's a beautiful city.
Speaker 3: But it benefited from the fact that burned down and
Speaker 3: they rebuilt it, so it's it's actually a newer city
Speaker 3: than it could have been. Yes, all right, now the
Speaker 3: other thing, yeah, all right, let's talk about it. All right,
Speaker 3: We're just gonna go We're we're gonna go right for
Speaker 3: the jugular. They're coming out with breast milk flavored ice cream.
Speaker 3: It's out already, company called Freda fri Id.
Speaker 2: That is correct.
Speaker 3: Here is how the company describes describes their product. Yeah, sweet,
Speaker 3: a little salty, smooth, with hints of honey and sprinkles
Speaker 3: of colostrum and features a distinct colostrum yellow tinge. Right now,
Speaker 3: Colostrum is one of the things that you find in
Speaker 3: breast milk. So the cow milk, in cow's breast milk,
Speaker 3: in the breast milk of a cow.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: So there are companies that I had the audio for
Speaker 3: on the phone that died.
Speaker 2: I don't have that audio anymore.
Speaker 3: There's a company I'm not gonna get, not gonna credit
Speaker 3: the company, but they sell collect you buy that Lion's
Speaker 3: main mushroom shit.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: There's a company that sells colostrum pills or whatever, and
Speaker 3: it's high in colostrum. It's the stuff they take off
Speaker 3: the top of the it's the stuff they filter out
Speaker 3: of the milk that you shouldn't drink from that's designed
Speaker 3: for baby cows. They take that off the top and
Speaker 3: they sell it to humans and they tell you it's
Speaker 3: good for you slices. Don't leave me talkbacks. I don't
Speaker 3: want to medical. Sorry, I'm just telling you what it
Speaker 3: is now.
Speaker 2: So this freedom.
Speaker 3: These pints of ice cream that have gone viral there,
Speaker 3: you can buy them online. You just google fr I
Speaker 3: d A and they say that it's it tastes great,
Speaker 3: but but it's not really breast milk because it's they
Speaker 3: have the colostrum in there, but it's nust milk. It's
Speaker 3: not human breast milk that they squirt into the fucking
Speaker 3: thing and freeze and mix and make ice cream out of.
Speaker 3: So my question to you, David Brody, is would you
Speaker 3: try freeda breast milk flavored ice cream. I think it's
Speaker 3: a gimmick. My answer is straight ahead, yes, bring it on.
Speaker 3: In fact, make me a shake, if you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Make me a milkshake. Make make me a
Speaker 3: motor boat. So I'll say, I like the name of
Speaker 3: the company because Freda. It sounds like it's free to try,
Speaker 3: free to sample, free to eat.
Speaker 2: So I like that point. There's nothing free about it.
Speaker 3: In fact, I'm proble. I'm sure you're gonna pay a
Speaker 3: premium because it's breast milk.
Speaker 2: I am not eating it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to taste it. I don't want the coloring.
Speaker 3: I don't want it.
Speaker 2: But it's not real.
Speaker 3: It mimics listen, it mimics breast milk, but it's not
Speaker 3: breast milk. Look, I know in the grand scheme of
Speaker 3: things that human beings drinking from anything that comes out
Speaker 3: of cow's tits and being grossed out by human tits,
Speaker 3: you know, breasts. Excuse me, teats is weird. It's weird
Speaker 3: to begin with that we drink another animal's milk.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: But when I pour a glass of milk, or I
Speaker 3: use milk in a recipe, I like to imagine it's
Speaker 3: just milk. I don't think about where it comes from.
Speaker 3: It comes from the carton. I put chocolate in it.
Speaker 3: I eat ice cream, and by the way, I went
Speaker 3: to a new ice cream place called Van Lewin's ice Cream.
Speaker 3: There's nothing more about it. By the way, it's been
Speaker 3: around for several years. No, no, no, no, a new location.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, I meant a new location. I know
Speaker 3: it's been around a while, but I never tried it
Speaker 3: because it just opened up in an area I was at.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic Okay, my god, the blueberry pie.
Speaker 3: All right, okay, okay, now back to that, I said,
Speaker 3: back to here is t milk here? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: listen up, I said, tea diet ice cream.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: Here's the ingredient list. Milk, heavy cream, skim milk powder, oh,
Speaker 3: skim milk powder, sorry, sugar, dextros, egg yolks, invert sugar,
Speaker 3: guar gum, salted caramel, flavoring, honey syrup, LiPo, samal, bovine colostrum,
Speaker 3: and yellow food color number one one okay, and red forty.
Speaker 2: So you know why I would. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: What sucks in here is the food coloring and dextrose
Speaker 3: and guar gum. That's the reason that I wouldn't drink
Speaker 3: that wouldn't eat it for those reasons. But the bovine colostrum. Listen,
Speaker 3: it's mind over matter. You're not drinking breast milk. You're
Speaker 3: drinking from a cow, just like you always like all
Speaker 3: of your milk, most of your milk, so you have
Speaker 3: nothing to worry about. So you're you're avoiding it for
Speaker 3: no reason. You don't, you're not You're not with me
Speaker 3: on this. You I can't. I can't slices. You can't
Speaker 3: get an old dog to try new tricks.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 3: David Brodie, I'm not. I'm not an old dog. But
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why. There are people who object to this,
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you why they object to why.
Speaker 2: Let me let me tell you what. Nope.
Speaker 3: Colostrum is a nutrient dense fluid that is released from
Speaker 3: the breast of mammals after they give birth for the
Speaker 3: purpose of providing nourishment and certain nutrients to the young.
Speaker 2: Okay, it is very specific.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like it's like pre ejaculate is very
Speaker 3: high in the you know, the DNA. Yeah, this is
Speaker 3: the good stuff. This is the stuff that comes out
Speaker 3: first that the baby needs. So they're taking it from
Speaker 3: pregnant cows that just gave birth and instead of giving
Speaker 3: it to the babies that need it. That make an
Speaker 3: ice cream face you there, You don't know what they're
Speaker 3: using for. Scary, scary. I just told you what they're
Speaker 3: using it for. They're putting it in the ice cream.
Speaker 3: But who's to say that they're not producing it for
Speaker 3: the baby cows as well? So what is this controversial
Speaker 3: all of a sudden? Yeah, Well, I'm telling you why
Speaker 3: some people have I'm telling you why some people have objected.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying why I object. Oh you know what,
Speaker 3: Fuck that crowd. There's snowflakes. There's snowflakes. You're saying is
Speaker 3: not fuck that crowd. Fuck that calf, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I got the.
Speaker 3: Snowflake jingle forum. To those who would object, it's snowing
Speaker 3: in the control room again, snowflakes. Only a snowflake would
Speaker 3: complain about that. There's nothing to complain about. There's nothing
Speaker 3: to be angry about. And and I'm just trying to
Speaker 3: get you on board to potentially try it because it's
Speaker 3: not real. It mimics breast milk. There's nothing human about it.
Speaker 3: It's all from a calf and colosstrum is nothing that
Speaker 3: you should ask your question, voice your question. If they
Speaker 3: made it out of human breast milk, would you try it?
Speaker 2: I might be a little bit more recalcitrant.
Speaker 3: Oh, racalcitrant. That's that they take that from the giraffe.
Speaker 3: Calcitrin comes from giraffe milk. I might think twice. Would
Speaker 3: you would you eat it if it came from horse milk? Well,
Speaker 3: horses don't produce milk for ice cream, so probably not. Okay,
Speaker 3: all the usual suspects, I'm there, okay, goat, goats milk,
Speaker 3: goats milk, yeah, I'm there, yea, yeah, sheep.
Speaker 2: Milk, sheep milk, I'm there, okay, cow's milk.
Speaker 3: What about?
Speaker 2: What about ox milk? You'll be found with ox milk
Speaker 2: and buffalo milk, ox milk and buffalo milk.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Buffalo do we do Buffalo milk?
Speaker 2: I think we we do?
Speaker 3: Buffalo burgers, no, give milk they do do? Yes, Buffalo
Speaker 3: specifically water Buffalo, I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, Buffalo, the
Speaker 3: flo Mucenella, Buffalo, Ufelo Soldiers, Buffalo motz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be okay.
Speaker 3: Any of these, listen, anything that normally produces milk that
Speaker 3: we consume, I would. I would definitely try a frozen
Speaker 3: product from that. Would you do kangaroo milk? Probably not,
Speaker 3: I don't know. But human breast milk, I don't know,
Speaker 3: probably not, I don't think so. But this, in this case,
Speaker 3: it's all about the tidle breast milk ice cream. So
Speaker 3: people get excited because you know, it's it's a name thing.
Speaker 3: It you know, it's triggering. All right, all right, I
Speaker 3: think we've seen enough here. Here's my last one. Would
Speaker 3: you eat breast milk ice cream from a monkey?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Why they're the closest thing to humans. No, because you're
Speaker 3: not used to drinking their milk. It could have other
Speaker 3: crap and what of it had no crap in it. Whatever,
Speaker 3: It was totally healthy.
Speaker 2: Probably not. No, it doesn't sound appetizing.
Speaker 3: You can have a banana shake right from the with
Speaker 3: the monkey taking the banana, the monkey and then anyway
Speaker 3: banana banana.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do monkey milk?
Speaker 3: No, monkey great? What a great chain of restaurants like
Speaker 3: monkey milk Monkey milk. No, I'm out somebody let me
Speaker 3: say something. Somebody on TikTok is gonna drink monkey milk
Speaker 3: and make it a monkey milk challenge.
Speaker 2: It's gonna become a big thing. Dude. Even the name
Speaker 2: is like monkey milk. It sounds terrific.
Speaker 3: I think I think we should buy some free to
Speaker 3: ice cream breast milk ice cream and try it. It's
Speaker 3: no biggie, a little lape juice e juice, and just
Speaker 3: know that that yellow tinge is coming from yellow number
Speaker 3: five and fucking red forty.
Speaker 2: How about this.
Speaker 3: For marketing, you need to rush down to your supermarket
Speaker 3: and get the new drink, The Thriller from the Gorilla.
Speaker 2: What an old reference.
Speaker 3: That's the Thriller from Manila. Oh my god, Gorilla the
Speaker 3: Monkey Milk for Everybody
Speaker 2: Byeye four