1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. If 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: you thought more hours a day, minutes a week was enough, 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: I think again. He's the last remnants of the old Republic, 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 1: a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: Ghetto Cutter the same as the rich pill poppers in 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot takes break free 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts 9 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: right now in the air everywhere, back at it again 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: as we bluviate the weekend away from the comfortable podcast 11 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: studios of I Heart Media, a spinoff a spinoff of 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show, and glad you have join us. 13 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: Hope you heard the Friday podcast. I want to thank 14 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: Katherine Ross who joined us from the Street Live with 15 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: Jim Cramer. She gave us some in side on what 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: has been the story of the week here. It's the 17 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:10,199 Speaker 1: crossover stories affected everything, uh the Sulbreddit of all things 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: just a community on Reddit Wall Street bets and their 19 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: ability to influence to manipulate Wall Street. So it was 20 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: an interesting listen and so if you didn't hear it. 21 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: You could still go back and we'll be there. It's 22 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 1: great thing about podcasting here here whenever you want. We 23 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: do this eight days a week. This is the Saturday podcast. 24 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: Sunday we'll have a brand new podcast, the mail Bag, 25 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: which we look forward to and back again. I thought 26 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: maybe he'd only be in for one podcast, David Gascota Podcast. 27 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: I hope I made some eagers bleed out there in 28 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: the market. Um, you think Catherine Ross for joining us, 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: I think you should thank me for pulling the guests too. 30 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: I thought I did a good job with that. I 31 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: was appropriate with the timing and your THEA. Because you 32 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: will not pat me on the back, I will pat 33 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 1: myself on the back. I will pat You don't have 34 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: to listen closer. You can hear the palpable right, the 35 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: palpable elitism. You can hear as talks here. And it 36 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: was so nice last week having someone not talk to 37 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: work with someone and a microphone off, charming, engaging by Kevin. 38 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: What's that's the fresh air? Yeah? What's Kevin's last name? 39 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: Kevin is a savant. What's his last name? Do you want? 40 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,399 Speaker 1: You don't know his last name? I know his last 41 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: day's last name. I'm just waiting for you to acknowledge 42 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: that you do not know his O'Connell. You dummy, You 43 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: didn't think I knew if I see Unlike you, I 44 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: know the behind the scenes people. I know. I'm not 45 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: a names dropper like you. I don't. I don't go 46 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: around I need it. I'm on a first name basis 47 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: with Kevin O'Connell, so I don't have to say his 48 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: last name. I know that's over your head here because 49 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: you you want to brag about how you hang out 50 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 1: with the low people and the totem ball and all 51 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: that stuff, because that's a big thing. If you're west 52 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: of the four oh five, you're up across your high 53 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: society and all that. But I leave in a world 54 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: with the common person, and so for me, it's not 55 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: that big deal. I just used their first name. But 56 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: you you have you have to you do this nonsense. 57 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: You play a little game. I'll educate you on how 58 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: this works. I'll educate you and how this works. Okay, 59 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: Oh boy, I heard you missed me last week though, 60 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: uh No, I was fine. It was good, pretty boring. 61 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: I am immuna, say great, who'd you have on last week. 62 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: What's that? Who'd you have? Great Bruce Jacobs, this guy, 63 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: wonderful Fox Sports radio legend. If you go to the 64 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio Hall of Fame, Bruce Jacobs has a 65 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: plaque in there. Many great bits on the radio. Legendary, 66 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: Jets and Mets fan, passionate, opinionated, knowledgeable, all the things 67 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: you aspire to be. Bruce Jacobs is those things. And 68 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: we need a solid thirty or so minutes with Bruce. 69 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: It was wonderful. It's great catching up on old stories, 70 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: talking about what's going on. I loved it. Great. Yeah, 71 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: talking old stories, it's great. Yeah, that's awesome. I don't know. 72 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,359 Speaker 1: You know this. People love stories, guests, people love stories. 73 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: If you open up a restaurant, the first thing they 74 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: tell you when you open up a restaurant is you've 75 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: gotta have a good backstory. You gotta have a good backstory. 76 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: I go to Raising Kanes, right named after a dog, uh, 77 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: and so they have If you go to Raising Kanes, 78 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: any almost any locations will have a sign up telling 79 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: the story of Raising Kanes. Now, I just want the 80 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: chicken fingers. I don't need the backstory. But a lot 81 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 1: of people love the backstory and so we gave a 82 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: bunch of backstories. So people are welling for well informed, right, 83 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: and they they're knowledgeable about that, and people enjoy that. 84 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: It's fine. Old man radio is fine every once in 85 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: a while. It's not old man old man radio. It's 86 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: not old man radio because you're illiterate things. Is what 87 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: I understand exactly what it is. Old man radio basically 88 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 1: insinuates that you guys just old guys talking about the 89 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: glory days and not what's relevant and contemporary. It's fine. Well, 90 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: here's the problem you have, okay. He first of all, 91 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: you've never had any glory days. You have nothing to 92 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 1: talk about. It means righter days are in front of me. 93 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,160 Speaker 1: Then that's great. Well you think that, or you just 94 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 1: don't have any in your in your holster there, it 95 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: could be the problem. Listen, all I need is one 96 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 1: silver bullet. That's all I need is one. Yeah. He 97 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 1: keeps saying that I try to get you that job 98 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: in China, go to China. So listen, when I come 99 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: to you for a career advice, you can go back 100 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: to Tom Looney for real estate advice. How about that? 101 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: You know here I am I help you, and you 102 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: grumble plane. Let's go through the laundry list of how 103 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: you've provided me throughout the years, and you condemn me 104 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 1: and what I did. I didn't have to give you 105 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 1: advice here. I did not have to help you out. 106 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: You came to a professional, all right, and I gave 107 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: you the information you requested and instead I instead of 108 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: a thank you, I get a bit session from you. Alright, 109 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: So pooch paradise. Now it is story time on the 110 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: Benmouth Show, and I gasconsin. Nobody wants a old guy 111 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: radio telling stories. This is a fresh story, a global exclusive, 112 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: global exclusive. Nobody else has this. So the other night, 113 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: me and the family are driving home from celebrating my 114 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: brother's birthday. My brother has been in town helping us out. 115 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: You know, my father unfortunately, surprisingly unexpectedly passed away at 116 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 1: the beginning of one and so we've had a lot 117 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 1: to take care of and my brother has been out here, 118 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: has been great. He's been able to work remotely because 119 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,359 Speaker 1: of the COVID stuff, so he's been in California helping 120 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 1: me out. And my younger brother was unable to make 121 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: it from Wisconsin. So my brother knew or has been 122 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: out here. So we were celebrating the birthday with him, 123 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: and you know, it's unfortunate because he couldn't be with 124 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: his family. So but I am family, So I think 125 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: I think I still qualify as family even though we 126 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: don't you know, we don't live in the same times 127 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: on it all that. So anyway, I'm coming back home 128 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: from celebrating my brother's birthday. We turned the corner to 129 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: almost home. We turned the corner onto the street the 130 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: Mallard Mansions on uh, and as I'm turning, we noticed 131 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: this large beast. It looked like a wolf wandering around 132 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: the streets there. And I was like, that's kind of weird. 133 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,239 Speaker 1: And it was like dazed and confused, like it had 134 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: smoked too much weed or something like that, or had 135 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: too many pops. So I'm like, okay, everyone, shway, you 136 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: see a creature out there here, Especially working the late 137 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: night shift coming home, you see all kinds of critters 138 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: and things like that. So I anythink any of it? Uh, 139 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: And my my wife like immediately know. So I I 140 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: drive the Mallard wibile into the driveway. I parked the car, 141 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: my wife and springs into action. Now this was we 142 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: mentioned the weather. This was a chilly, soa count night. 143 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: It was down into the thirties. But my wife she 144 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 1: sprints like she's in the Olympics into the cul de 145 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: Sac area there to try to find said creature because 146 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: the creature looked like it was sick. Next thing I know, 147 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: next thing I know, we have this. It turned out 148 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: to be an old canine that is now being housed 149 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: in the backyard of the Mallard mansion. So this old 150 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: mongrel who was walking slowly, completely out of sorts and 151 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: all that. And now, mind you, while this is going on, 152 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: I am prepping for the show, like I'm I'm doing 153 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: my copious research, trying to put the show together and 154 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: figure out what I want to talk about and what 155 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,599 Speaker 1: I want to yap about and these dopey monologues and 156 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 1: all this and jotting down some bullet points and so well, 157 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,719 Speaker 1: all that's going on, Uh, my wife's in the backyard. Now, 158 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 1: my wife, this is this is where it gets even better. 159 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: I mentioned pooch Paradise. So the wife feeling bad because 160 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 1: it was so cold, So a hand to God here, 161 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: she decided. First of all, she put out one of 162 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: the you know those portable space heaters. You know, I 163 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: was saying, yeah, the little box, you plug them in whatever. 164 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,400 Speaker 1: So we have a few of those because we don't 165 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: sometimes we want to turn on the heater. We just 166 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: have a room we want to heat, and most people 167 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 1: have that, I think. And so we had one of 168 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: those heaters and she decided, you know what, I'm gonna 169 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 1: get an extension court. She goes out and she gets 170 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: the extension court somewhere. I don't know where she got 171 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 1: it from. She then proceeds to open up the door 172 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: a little bit, put this heater in the backyard so 173 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: the mutt could stay warm. She of course gave the 174 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: food and water to the to the dog and that 175 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: whole thing. And it was she was getting upset because 176 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: the dog was not laying near the heater because apparently 177 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,559 Speaker 1: the dog didn't give a crap and wasn't cold. This 178 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: seemed like it was cold, and so it was all 179 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,960 Speaker 1: for not. Now, the reason the dog had to stay 180 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: in the backyard guest gun is because we had not 181 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 1: only it was Pooh Paradise, but it was all most 182 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: uh pooch octagon because Bella, the Mallard dog, Bella was 183 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: having none of this. And so we had a lot 184 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 1: of drama because we had to close off the doggie 185 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 1: door where Bella. You know, it gets busy in the 186 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: backyard pooh, and you know what. And so because this 187 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 1: this old hound would have one bite, it wouldn't even 188 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 1: been an appetizer for Bella. Uh if if the dog 189 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 1: had eaten Bella rather and so, anyway, my wife to 190 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,320 Speaker 1: advance the story kind of the final part of this, 191 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: the the wife posted on there's a neighborhood page. I 192 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,719 Speaker 1: don't know what where this is. What platform is I 193 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,839 Speaker 1: don't it's on Facebook or something like that, but it's 194 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 1: a you know, the community the streets around where I live. 195 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: They have a community where they post different things about 196 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: crime or whatever is going on in the neighborhood and stuff. 197 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: So anyway, she's on there a lot. She's engaged. I'm not. 198 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know anybody around here. 199 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,400 Speaker 1: And uh so the story had an happy ending. She 200 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:01,440 Speaker 1: was able to track down the dog's owner and reunite 201 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: the owner and the dog. It was an older woman 202 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: who was apparently I wasn't there when the dog was returned, 203 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: but it was very excited and the dog, you'd say, 204 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe seven eight blocks away from where 205 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: we are. But it's you know, it's a weird The 206 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: grid around here is crazy because there's a lot of 207 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 1: dead end streets and things like that. So, uh so 208 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,120 Speaker 1: there you go. So if you need dog boarding, the 209 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:30,079 Speaker 1: Mallard Mansion will allow you to keep your dog overnight 210 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 1: if you want. Now, this is good karma, though, gas 211 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: gun because um, I think it was in December. I 212 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 1: think it was either November or December last year. Uh, 213 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 1: Bella escaped right, flew the coop, went a wall and 214 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: got away, and we told the story on the podcast. 215 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:52,600 Speaker 1: But Bella was returned by a neighbor who saw Bella 216 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 1: and then drove around and try to find the owner 217 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 1: of Bella. So yeah, so it had So it's it's 218 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 1: it's like karma, you know, you scratch my pay it forward, right, 219 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 1: they paid it forward. We paid it forward so the 220 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: universe can continue. It's good. It's my my pooch paradise. Now. 221 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 1: Uh you had what is this day of broken glass? 222 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,560 Speaker 1: What is that all about? What happened with that? So 223 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,079 Speaker 1: I had. I had a bit of a catastrophe a 224 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: few days ago. I um as you know, I'd love 225 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,800 Speaker 1: to Uh I left a one and dine a little bit. 226 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: And uh, I take great pride in my cooking. And 227 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: this is something even though it's headlined A day of 228 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 1: broken Glass, this is going to turn into a story 229 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: about how great you want. Well, this is alarming. This 230 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: is alarming because I don't know. Well, okay, so when 231 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 1: you usually set up on Sundays during the NFL season 232 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,440 Speaker 1: and you're usually making your pizza, like you have you 233 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,719 Speaker 1: have your your line of sight where you go from 234 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: point A to point and b right like you go, 235 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 1: you go what dough, sauce, cheese, Pepperoni's or something like 236 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: that combination. Right, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do what 237 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: I do. My move here is I have the dough 238 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,680 Speaker 1: and I kind of spread that out. I make the 239 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: pizza from scratch or all buy dough and then make 240 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 1: it that way. But either way, you know, you go. 241 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,959 Speaker 1: You go the dough first to put the you what 242 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,200 Speaker 1: I like to do is put garlic powder on the dough, 243 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 1: and then I put the tomato sauce, and then I 244 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 1: put more garlic powder and some other like Italian season 245 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: and things like that on the on the tomato sauce, 246 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,319 Speaker 1: and then I go to the cheese. Does you want 247 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: the full. You don't want the full, But does the 248 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: powder make it less sticky? Uh? It just adds an 249 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,680 Speaker 1: extra kick to the garlic, is what it does. So 250 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 1: it's it's you put garlic powder in Italian season? Man? 251 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,840 Speaker 1: Is that good? I was curious. No, I do have 252 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 1: to put on the pizza tray. I have to put 253 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 1: a little oil down just so it doesn't stick. Because yeah, 254 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,840 Speaker 1: that is boy, there's nothing more frustrating than you make 255 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,440 Speaker 1: a delicious pizza and then you try to you can't 256 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: get it off. Yeah, it's just horrible. But anyway, So 257 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 1: I do the tomato, then put the cheese on top. 258 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: Then I put the toppings. Depending on the mood, I'm 259 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,200 Speaker 1: at do like a turkey pepperoni because I'm healthy, or 260 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: I'll put you know, usually bell peppers and garlic, roasted garlic, 261 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 1: an onion, And man, is that great? That the greatest 262 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: pizza we'll see? I bring that up because of this. 263 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 1: A couple of days ago, I was making dinner for 264 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 1: the fam, and um I decided to do chicken. I 265 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: was doing chicken and vegetables the whole nine yards, But 266 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: for the chicken, I usually let it sit for like 267 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 1: thirty minutes. And then I'll start marinating everything and spicing 268 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: it all up. But I did that. I have like 269 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 1: my protocol, and I had this this pan that I 270 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 1: was gonna put everything in, and so I oiled it up, 271 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 1: turn on the oven, preheated it for wasnt four seventy 272 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: five I think it was. I was ready to go. 273 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,640 Speaker 1: Chicken was ready to be put in. There was like 274 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 1: probably ten eleven breasts that I put into the pan, 275 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 1: put it into the oven, set the timer for like minute, 276 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: and um during the cooking, I'll take it out halfway 277 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 1: through and then just flip all the chicken breasts over. 278 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 1: Always do that. This is a lot of chicken. How 279 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 1: many people are you serving here? A large amount of breast? Yeah, 280 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: there was like five of us. Okay, so so each 281 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: person is going to eat to at least two pieces 282 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 1: of chicken probably under that scenario. Yeah. And so I 283 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: took a phone call in the middle of cooking, and 284 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna take me that long. And all of 285 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: a sudden, like I heard a couple of beepings. So 286 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: I thought it was the timer going off on the oven. 287 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: I go to the oven and it's not the case. 288 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 1: Like there were smoke coming out of the oven, and 289 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: I thought, what the funk is this? So Ben, I 290 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: opened up the oven and the pan that I was 291 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: I had all the chicken breast in exploded. What it 292 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 1: fucking exploded? Yeah, I was. I looked. I looked at 293 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 1: the pane. I was like, how do it? How does 294 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 1: it pan? Was it like a gag pan that somebody 295 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 1: gave you as a no, no, guess god, it's going 296 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: to explode. It's It's a pan that I've used on 297 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 1: on many of occasions for chicken, for steak, for vegetables. 298 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: I mean, you name it, I've I've cooked on it 299 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: and I've always set the temperature anywhere from and have 300 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 1: never had the issue, like never once. And I opened 301 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 1: why was this night different than all other nights? Guests? 302 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: I have no f an idea? And the chicken looked amazing. 303 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 1: The worst part is it smelled good and it was 304 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: still cooking so like it was cooing. I'm looking at 305 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 1: some photographic evidence here, Wow, that is a It sucked. 306 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 1: You still eat the chicken because I would have considered. 307 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 1: I did consider it, but I was like, oh man, 308 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,720 Speaker 1: what's the risk reward? Can't do that? You can't do 309 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 1: that to me the fact if you hear a little 310 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: crunch when you bite it, you might want to spit 311 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: that out. You might want to spit that out a 312 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: little glass teeth action. Well, that's a lot of chicken 313 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: to go to waist there. You haven't defeated to the 314 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: dog or something like that. I had to throw it away, man, 315 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: to throw that panaway, you should have fully cooked it 316 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: and then given it to you know, an animals. We'll see. 317 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,920 Speaker 1: I I when I checked the timer, it was pretty 318 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 1: damn close to being done. Wow. Yeah, really disappointing. That's 319 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,160 Speaker 1: like the first it's like the first catastrophe they've had 320 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,480 Speaker 1: cooking in a long time. That's no, you had to 321 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,360 Speaker 1: let it cool down thereby we set the vacuum out, 322 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: and having vacuum up all the glass, had to scrape 323 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, to get scrape it out a little 324 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: broom and get that sucker out because the shards of 325 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 1: glass we were pretty thick. So I got those out 326 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,680 Speaker 1: right away. But everything else is small and able to 327 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,239 Speaker 1: salvage the the oven, so I pressed on. I mean, 328 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 1: I had another batch of chicken that I made and 329 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: actually uh grilled a different way, and it was all good, 330 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,399 Speaker 1: but yeah, it was, it was. It sucked. I was 331 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: contemplating sending you a picture of it when it happened, 332 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: but I thought i'd get nothing but hawes and hawes 333 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 1: and you know, maybe the picture too on social media. 334 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: So you made you made a wise decision waiting. You 335 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,879 Speaker 1: made a wise decision waiting to do that, because I 336 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,160 Speaker 1: would have killed you. I would have killed you. Um. Yeah, 337 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 1: not to nitpick, but you might want to clean your 338 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: oven too. There's some I did. I just on the 339 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,240 Speaker 1: front of it there it looks uh that's because of 340 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 1: the explosion. And I thought you just left it like that. 341 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 1: I thought you just a pig looking at the at 342 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,919 Speaker 1: the photo here. Yeah, No, I mean because I I 343 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: layered the pan pretty well with oil and um and 344 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: a sheet and then the same thing with the chicken breasts, 345 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,479 Speaker 1: and yeah, I was ready to go, man, and then 346 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, just really disappointing. That's crazy. All right, Well, 347 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: I'm glad have you recovered from that? Is everything You're 348 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,119 Speaker 1: gonna You're not cook anymore. But I can't cook you 349 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,520 Speaker 1: sing my my freaking explode here. No, I just I mean, 350 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,679 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how I fucked up 351 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,520 Speaker 1: with that oven and the temperature in the pan, especially 352 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: when I've used it on the regular. I'm sure someone's 353 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: gonna I'm sure someone's gonna listen to this and I 354 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 1: actually listen to the words I said and start bitching 355 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 1: me on Twitter about it. But well, that's why Twitter exists, 356 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 1: for people to complain. That's the reason, the very reason. 357 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,480 Speaker 1: It's uh, they're absolutely all right. So I have a 358 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: story as well, another story metal shoes. So yeah, again 359 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: this is called my life. Um, you know the reason 360 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,199 Speaker 1: we had to stop doing Benny versus the Penny is 361 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,159 Speaker 1: you know, hopefully we can do it next week for 362 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: the super Bowl. But you know, my pretty much all 363 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,880 Speaker 1: my free time has been spent literally and figuratively helping 364 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 1: take care of my father's estate. So it's, uh, there's 365 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: a lot to do, but mainly the house is the 366 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,920 Speaker 1: big thing. And he lived by himself after my mom 367 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: passed away, uh in and so um, pretty much all 368 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,399 Speaker 1: my mom's it's it's almost like both parents at the 369 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 1: same piome all my mom stuff. I'm going through that 370 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 1: because he just left it didn't didn't get rid of 371 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: pretty much anything, and so it's like, uh, it's pretty overwhelming. 372 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 1: So my brother has been helping out with why it's 373 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: been great. The family has been very supportive and all that, 374 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: which is wonderful. But uh, you know, that's my That's 375 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 1: pretty much all I do. I do radio during the week, 376 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,440 Speaker 1: which I love. I keep my mind off everything through 377 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,919 Speaker 1: the show, focused on that. Last weekend, I noticed I 378 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,800 Speaker 1: was moving some stuff, getting rid of some stuff, donating 379 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 1: stuff um that my dad. My dad had left, and 380 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,119 Speaker 1: I noticed my shoe felt a little different, alright, So 381 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 1: at first I kind of ignored this, and then I 382 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,400 Speaker 1: gave a a quick glance at the old clod hopper there, 383 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,560 Speaker 1: and first of all, I didn't notice anything visually odd, 384 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 1: so I kept walking on it, but it still felt 385 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,639 Speaker 1: a little out of sorts. So I was like, I 386 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,439 Speaker 1: don't know what's going on whatever, But I I was like, well, 387 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,959 Speaker 1: I just looked just nothing there. It mus be my imagination. 388 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: So this was last weekend, and then on Tuesday I 389 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,359 Speaker 1: got I opped on the treadmill and I kind of 390 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 1: heard this clank sound that and I really heard it, 391 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 1: and uh, and when I was working out, So I'm 392 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: gonna send you a photo here, guess gan, Uh, let 393 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:04,879 Speaker 1: me see there and check that out. Um, so I'm 394 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: I'm doing and I at that point I stopped. I 395 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: turned the the shoe over, the soul of the shoe 396 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,760 Speaker 1: and uh, yeah, let me let me send you another photo. 397 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 1: You honest, I don't see if you can see that good? Yeah. 398 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,879 Speaker 1: So I turned the shoe over to examine. Into my amazement, 399 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: I found a large metal screw wedged into my shoe, 400 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: right into the soul of my shoe. It's about a 401 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: quarter inch, yeah, and for some reason I couldn't feel it. 402 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,359 Speaker 1: But it was far. It was just barely far enough 403 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,920 Speaker 1: away where I couldn't It didn't actually like the top 404 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,679 Speaker 1: of the screw didn't end up hitting my foot. But 405 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: I needed pliers. I sent you another photo. I needed 406 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: pliers in order to twist the thread of the screw 407 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 1: out of my shoe. And uh, unreal. Uh, Now I 408 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 1: have kept I have it's right on my it's in 409 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 1: the studio actually here that I did the show from 410 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:03,400 Speaker 1: the studio. I've kept a little piece of metal as 411 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,960 Speaker 1: a reminder of how lucky I was that this did 412 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,720 Speaker 1: not completely screw me over. But is that wild? Look 413 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: that thing? But the weird the weird part about it 414 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 1: is it looks perfectly screwed in. Yes, yes, how does 415 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,359 Speaker 1: that happen? Like I stepped on it? Did I twist 416 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,400 Speaker 1: my foot when I stepped on it to make sure 417 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 1: it went all the way in. It's unreal. The idea 418 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 1: that you could actually do that but not puncture your 419 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:37,199 Speaker 1: foot is amazing. Yeah, yeah, it's It's insane, is what 420 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,720 Speaker 1: it is. But that that's what happened. So that was 421 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 1: my my metal shoes there. I've stepped on nails and 422 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 1: stuff before, but not a screw. I don't think that. 423 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever the first life ex my 424 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 1: first virgin territory with a screw. I sounded bad, but 425 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 1: but no, I uh it was all it was hot. 426 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: So there you go. The metal shoes just another day 427 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 1: in the life living. See, now I'm gonna get stories 428 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 1: from guys that have real jobs, like working factories. Oh yeah, 429 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,920 Speaker 1: you know, I stepped on a chainsaw at one time, 430 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 1: and you know all those all those type of stories. Yeah, 431 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,920 Speaker 1: but those cats that step on nails like they step 432 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,680 Speaker 1: on legit nails that are probably like inches long. That 433 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: uh yeah, not one inch. So all right, so we're 434 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:23,879 Speaker 1: at a crossroads here, We're at a fork in the 435 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 1: road here Gascon. We can either do the pop quiz. 436 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: We can do the pop quiz, or we can save 437 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: that for Sunday and combine pop quiz in the mailback. 438 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,280 Speaker 1: Sunday is just the mail back you wanna you wanna 439 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: pause for the cause, as they say, for the rest 440 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,159 Speaker 1: of the day. Call it today. We'll pack it up 441 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,919 Speaker 1: and wait since we get nothing going on on on 442 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: the middle of a week between the Super Bowl and 443 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 1: the championship games. All right, so hey listen, We're on 444 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: all the social media channels. Also cameo. If you want 445 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 1: to personalize video message, you want your own mini Mallard 446 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,040 Speaker 1: monologue about something in your life, whatever it might be. Birthdays, 447 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 1: bar mitz was Allentine's Day is coming up? Boy, I 448 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 1: can't think of anything more romantic to give your significant 449 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 1: other than a Mallard cameo. It's good flowers, candy Mallard cameo. Well, 450 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 1: that's good because you get the women to request a 451 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: cameo for their significant other. No, no, no, and then 452 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,360 Speaker 1: you have the men requested for request me for their females. 453 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: In your head, in your neurosis, in your head, that 454 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: would happen. That's more about your psychosis than anything else 455 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: that's happened before. I don't I don't think that's happened. 456 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,440 Speaker 1: I wasn't paid for it, and you were dreaming possible 457 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,399 Speaker 1: that happened. Boke up there and then it felt like 458 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,919 Speaker 1: a dream. I know, I know you'd like to think that. 459 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 1: So here's the problem with you. You're in the wrong format. Guest. No, 460 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,840 Speaker 1: we do sports radio, sh we do? Well, you did 461 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,000 Speaker 1: it for eight months, you did it for eight months. Well, yeah, 462 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 1: I didn't know sports for yeah, pretty much most from 463 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: March hundred and thirties something days without sports and then 464 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: when sports came back, they sucked. Um. But anyway, alright, 465 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,679 Speaker 1: so yeah, find me on cameo, Ben Maller on Twitter, 466 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,959 Speaker 1: Ben Maller on Fox. Also on Instagram, and Ben Mallard 467 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 1: show over on the Facebook page. And guess gon, how 468 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: can the Twitter loves the Twitter? Twitter? Twitter? Twitter? Gotten 469 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 1: off Twitter? You have? You're still on there? No, I'm 470 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: still I haven't been punted on yet. David J. Gascon 471 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,159 Speaker 1: And then Instagram is at Dave Gascon. Alright, have a 472 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 1: great rest of your Saturday. Don't forget mail bag, mail 473 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,720 Speaker 1: Bag And as an added bonus, pop quiz on the 474 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday Sunday podcast. Be sure to catch live editions 475 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,719 Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern 476 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific