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Speaker 1: All right, Jay is here. Yes, he wrote another book.

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Speaker 1: You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Probably this book was really home hitting and everybody can

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Speaker 2: relate to this. The name of this book is called

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Speaker 2: if You're the only one in the house working, These

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Speaker 2: are the rules.

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Speaker 1: That's the name of the book.

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you don't, If you're the only one in

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Speaker 2: the house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter

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Speaker 2: what nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that,

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Speaker 2: you can say I'm paying for that, so you.

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Speaker 1: Can change it. Yeah, it's a great feeling. I'm the

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Speaker 1: only one in the house working. My new book. Chapter

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Speaker 1: this is chapter thirteen. You only only you.

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Speaker 2: Since you're working, only you get to use the good towels.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a job. You use them rough styles,

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Speaker 2: the value behind them it. Okay, yeah, I'm the.

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Speaker 3: Only one the wall with the holes in.

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Speaker 4: It, but those are the ones you pile the world

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Speaker 4: we keep under the sink.

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Speaker 3: Then where your towels at?

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's where your towels.

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Speaker 3: The minor fluffy.

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Speaker 5: Salt and nuggy turtle, lie salt and tidy boat and

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Speaker 5: the two extra.

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Speaker 3: Rolls of toilet.

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Speaker 1: Love it, you love it? Love it.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead.

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Speaker 2: If you're the only one working in the house, you

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Speaker 2: set the curfew as to when people can come in.

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Speaker 2: I may or may not give you a key, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I may or may not.

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Speaker 3: You ever clock all these jes is locked.

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Speaker 1: That's when I'm Steve read.

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna ask you no dough bells? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Did Joe lock at twelve? A matter of fact, soon

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Speaker 3: as the news go off, I'm going to fuck up.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to bed.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

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Speaker 2: If you have If I allow you to have a pet,

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Speaker 2: I don't need to see him. I don't need to

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Speaker 2: hear him, and I don't need to smell him. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I need to know that that pet is

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Speaker 2: not in the house.

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Speaker 3: Well, yrs is down to fish.

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Speaker 1: Thank you coming here with no burning rabbits? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Can't you dogs sank cherbos.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel.

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Speaker 4: You can have a fish, and it's got.

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Speaker 3: To be in the corner.

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Speaker 2: If I feel like you should have a fish, all right,

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Speaker 2: this is very important that you spoke on the stead.

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Speaker 2: I will have my own and I'm gonna count the

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Speaker 2: little sections my very own roll of toilet paper that

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Speaker 2: will not be touched.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my role, my it. That's my role.

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Speaker 3: Bedroom, into the bathroom and back with me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you if I.

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Speaker 3: Leave it in, don't touch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what what I'm counting? Squats?

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Speaker 3: What them regular tiles is for?

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Speaker 1: Use them, rake them out and dry them out and

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Speaker 1: hang them up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Rachel, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book,

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Speaker 2: my brand new wood Worth.

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Speaker 1: I'm the only one working in this house. These are

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Speaker 1: the rules. Number one. Here's another chapter of this chapter sixteen.

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Speaker 2: If I allow you to have a side hustle in

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Speaker 2: that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell.

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Speaker 1: You're sitting on a personal trainer, I get a cut

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Speaker 1: and expec expecially if you're selling weed, you sell it

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Speaker 1: fifty fitty half fitty fit half whatever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah over a haustock had hey j had? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I like chapter number or thirty two?

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Speaker 1: Oh which one I like that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The name of this chapter is cause I said, so, uh.

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Speaker 2: Huh, that is just like your parents.

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Speaker 5: Because I said so, anybody ask a question in this house, right,

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Speaker 5: refer to chapter thirty two, because I said said so.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 4: That's goods Another another chapter, chapter chapter forty.

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Speaker 1: Boy, this is good chapter Steve.

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Speaker 3: How many chapters in the book.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, this is a big boodlote about about one

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Speaker 4: hundred and eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Forty.

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Speaker 2: It says, if I go to bed early, I go

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Speaker 2: to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early. Okay, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna tell yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go

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Speaker 2: to bed at this I don't have to be in

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Speaker 2: the bed hearing you up. Look what you up for?

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Speaker 1: What you up for?

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Speaker 3: A person?

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Speaker 1: You ain't to go to what I go to bed?

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Speaker 3: You go to bed?

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Speaker 1: Okay, going there, walk.

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Speaker 3: To but the TVs go off?

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Speaker 1: Yes, last.

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Speaker 5: No, No, I'm gonna let you do your last one.

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Speaker 5: But man, I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.

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Speaker 1: What you got me sixty.

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Speaker 4: When I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open,

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Speaker 4: do not bully shut. You're shitting me right, you're kidding

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Speaker 4: me right back, Chapter sixty four.

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Speaker 3: I'm sitting on the tarlet. I like the door opened,

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Speaker 3: to see you're not in my house. Walk past and

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Speaker 3: pull it shut.

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Speaker 1: I'm shutting the house.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not shutting nothing. I'm shutting the door. If

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Speaker 3: you're in there using the bathroom. What door? Chapter?

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Speaker 5: No, you won't you won't work, you won't be there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not working. You got closing no door, this

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Speaker 1: is there.

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Speaker 3: You don't pay the show.

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Speaker 2: When I wake up in the morning to go to work,

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Speaker 2: I can make as much noise as I want.

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Speaker 1: To make, y'all saying, don't be shiitching me.

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Speaker 3: Trying to get Now what you need to do is

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Speaker 3: get some work now, that's what you need to do.

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Speaker 3: But you can't get out.

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Speaker 4: This house because you ain't got nowhere.

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Speaker 3: Else to go. Mister Tom Now.

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Speaker 1: When you wake up, no, hell.

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Speaker 3: No, I ain't keeping good Jay's new book. If you're

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Speaker 3: the only one working in the house.

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Speaker 1: Uh

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Speaker 2: This heavy chapters in doubt you're listening Steve Hardy Morning

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Speaker 2: Show