WEBVTT - #93 The Brooklyn Boyz? 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.360 The following episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast will not 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:07.640 feature the Jersey Kid. That's fair to say. It will 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:16.120 feature Scary and Brody. Up Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:26.000 Brooklyn buys Dat Up. They're making noise data up episode 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:29.360 when it should have been ninety four. But Brody left 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:34.959 us flat last week. That's fair. Let's get this out 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:37.960 of the way. Yeah, I know I'm the free dessert guy. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:42.080 There's not hardly free dessert is on the table. Tell them, Brody, 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.599 tell we were not We were not able to record 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.800 two episodes two weeks ago. The Scary had some prep 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.960 to do. You did, you had like all kinds of appears. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.760 We're not. We're not scheduled to We were thinking about 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.120 doing two talk is one thing, but we were not scheduled. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.280 I had to take a vacation week when no one 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:02.000 else is on vacation. Right, how was your vacation? It 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:06.160 was good. I went on Norwegian cruise to Alaska, which 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.959 was Let me tell you something about Alaska. You look 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.880 at it and you just dumbfounded how awesome it is, 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.280 Like the mountains with the glaciers on top and the 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.480 water and the whales shooting out. One out of the 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.280 blowholes all over the place. It's just so different than 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:25.080 what you're accustomed to. Like I can safely say wherever 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:31.800 you are in America except for maybe Washington State. No, 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:35.600 it's not like it's not like, it's not like anywhere else. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.120 It's just it's different. I saw your pictures. I was 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:42.399 a little jealous. Well, I got accused of scaring my 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:46.560 vacation from a couple of people because I posted. I 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.800 posted a like six or seven things. But that's like 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.760 one a day. I made one post a day. You 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.080 do inst the stories of your food, every drink, like 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:59.480 you go overboard. I no pun intended would a cruise, 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:02.600 but I put up like a video of whales. I 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.880 put up a picture of me. Things that you don't 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:09.520 get to see zip lining, like lifetime experiences. I get it, Brody, right, 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.040 I'm okay. I have to be honest. A number of 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.040 people said, oh, Brody, post stuff. I want to see 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.240 the trip because we're who knows if we'll ever get 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:20.040 to Alaska. I have to be honest. It was one 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.280 of those things for me. I'm gonna have a family now, 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.880 I'm you know, the same way he took me a 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.799 long time to get to Alaska. It's like the same 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.240 way people tell me scary post the inside of your 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:37.640 new lexus. H Okay, I have I have scary so 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.680 trained that my finger was going up to say hit 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.040 the jingle, and he hit the jingle before I finished 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.640 saying it. Dude, stop it. No, you know you went 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.080 on free cruise? Okay? Can I tell okay? Can I 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.560 tell you about your car, your your Lexus that you have. Ye, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:55.080 shame on you, Shame on me. Shame on you because 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:59.280 you always give me shit if my technology isn't completely 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.760 up to part. If I say I have a DVD play, 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.840 go David, gip player? Who aren't player? If I say 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.240 have DVRs in my house, dude, cut the cord. Who 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:10.280 has DVRs? You give me crap If I'm not. No, 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:11.920 I'm cutting edge on a lot of things. But if 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.720 I'm not, you're like. So we were talking about my 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.680 car and Nate with somebody his car and we were 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.400 talking about I don't know how the subject came up. Uh, 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.680 we were in some car and it had a CD 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.680 player in it, and you said, your brand new car 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.640 has what a CD player in it? Oh? I know 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.960 what we were talking about. So my kids and I 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:35.760 went walked into a thrift shop in Canada. In Victoria, Canada, 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:39.960 you popping tags and there's a section of the thrift 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:45.360 shop with UM electronics, Like, oh, maybe I get a deal, dude. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:49.520 The DVD players are like twelve dollars the square monitors 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:53.240 for your computer, or like thirteen twelve dollars, the all 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:57.040 the DVD changers, the VCRs old school stuff for the 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:02.800 double cassette decks, worthless. The so the DVD players were 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:06.360 like ten bucks, like multiple, like six seven DVDs, whatever 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.400 it was. And I remember, like back in a day, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.400 paying like four or five dollars for a multi day, right, 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.560 So that's how we were talking about how they're worthless. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:15.520 And then you say, what was in your cast scary 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:20.400 in the trunk and not the trunk in the CD player. Now, 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:22.400 I didn't ask for them to put it in. Yeah, 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.040 I don't know why it's there. It's a gorgeous car, 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.440 it's fully loaded, it's got everything car. You know it 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.120 really is. And you you've complimented the blue outside and 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:33.200 the red inside. You gotta be honest, don't have a 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.840 need for a CD player these days. So listen, if 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:38.040 you have a car that's a few years old, five, six, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.840 seven years old, you have a seen an offense. I 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.799 had a CD player up until maybe a dozen fourteen 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.280 in the car, and I liked it. I had one 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.880 car where like the NAV would tilt down and you 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.280 put the c D in behind it, and it had 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:54.120 like a six Dicks disc in the in the console. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.840 But then I was like, oh my god, my my 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.000 last car, the one before this one. Did you know 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.160 how you're going to survive with my god, I'm gonna 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.720 have to get an adapter. I'm gonna have to get 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.200 some kind of you never used it. Well, what I 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:08.400 did was I put you know, ten thousand songs on 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.640 a USB drive and plugging into the USB point box 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:15.719 corded or you bluetooth it, yeahawks cord if I'm using 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.360 I Heart radio, or like I got car play now 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.880 I have car plane out. Yeah. So anyway, my point was, 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.600 it seems odd for a car as sporty and as 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.599 modern as yours to have a six discs CD. I 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.719 don't understand why it exists. And again there are times 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.840 I like a by a c D. I still buy CDs. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.560 I'll buy a c D and I get I get 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.320 in the car and I can't play it. But then 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:38.920 I go home and rip it I play. That's how 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:43.520 cool Lexus is. I mean, after all, stop it giving 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:45.880 you extrop it. They're giving you free dessert. Now that 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:47.680 was dead version of free dessert. They're giving you. Know 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:49.719 what they're giving you. They're giving you like an egg 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.320 cream that drinks your father a drink and you don't 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.920 drink anymore. That's what they're giving you. Giving you, they're 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:57.839 giving you bushed like CD players. As much as I 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:01.239 love my c ds, you never don't. You're never gonna 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.080 carry a CD from your house to your car to 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.839 play it. No, I don't. I don't do. So back 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.920 to your trip you're you're talking about, so yeah, you 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:13.360 posted every day. I was jealous. I don't know how 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.760 you see God, people can hate me for saying this, 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.080 but I come from a cold weather climate and I 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:24.520 don't want to spend an extensive amount of time in 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:28.279 another cold weather climate. I seem to go towards the heat, 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:33.800 where if to me, vacation is bring me to tropical 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:37.599 something I don't want tropical. Like if I go somewhere 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:42.039 it's hot, that's another seven days in this in my 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.200 summer that I'm gonna be layering up and wearing winter. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.039 First of all, I wasn't layer it up. Second of all, Alaska, 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:49.159 I don't know if you know this, but we have 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.960 a climate change problem. The glaciers of melting. It's not 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.200 that cold. In fact, the locals when you go up 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.080 there and you talk to them at some of the excursions, 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:59.479 they'll tell you that things aren't growing like they're supposed to, 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.559 and concerned at the water levels arising like it's legit 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.520 up there, like we might not notice climate change as 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.400 a problem. Uh, in the New Jersey, New York areas 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.040 much until it Manhattan's underwater. But right now it's like 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.200 it rains a little more. It's hotter. They had record 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:18.960 temperatures in Alaska this summer, highest they've ever had, like 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:22.720 ninete in the summer, highest ever. Anyway, it was like 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:26.080 eighty degrees. It wasn't cold, it was chilly like if 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.160 you went out on a glacier. It was like, Uh, 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.160 I had a sweatshirt on and I rarely had a 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.920 coat on at all, and on the ship I had 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:39.280 shorts on. Alright, So maybe I'll go to Alaska next, 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:42.080 I will I will say that you know, everyone knows 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:44.960 listen to the big show the Norwegian Bliss, right, the 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.520 ship Bliss is. We were got with the godparents of 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.360 the ship, and we went on that ship like four 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.960 or five times last year, right to different events and 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.560 different things and cruises whatever. The Norwegian Joy, which was 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.840 originally built to be in Asia, so they had they 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:02.120 had to fit it so because the Asian market likes 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.280 let's say, smaller rooms but different like the different amenities, 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.680 and so they had to redesign it for the American audience. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.440 They had no room numbers with the number four on it. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:16.840 now they do, yeah, now they do. Luck. They ripped 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.880 out at almost everything. They redid everything. So that they 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.200 did was it's the same size ship. It's i would say, 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:29.640 like a carbon copy of Bliss, so like the restaurants 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.640 the same, but the walls are white and up brown brown. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:34.400 It's but it's weird because it's like, wait a minute, 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.520 they change things. It's like you think you know what 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.839 stuff is, but then you don't. And then at one 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.600 point in Skagway, I think Bliss pulled in next to 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.280 our ship. So we had the twin ships. There's a 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.400 picture of both of them. I did, Yes, of course 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:53.520 I did. But anyway, we don't owe anybody. We don't 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:57.040 owe anybody any podcasts. We skipped a week, Hey we 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.760 had to. Sorry, no dessert, but you know we got 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.319 a good podcast today. I got a lot of stuff, 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:05.240 a lot of stuff from the cross stuff. I don't 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.640 have rants necessarily because I had a great time on 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.200 the cruise, but I have stories and a couple of 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.880 things that were rant ish. I'm upset about that happened, 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.800 like in stores in different places on the cruise, on 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.719 the plane. I have a bone to pick with you. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.040 I have a bone to pick with you. You may 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.760 go first because I've got no Wait a minute, I 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.080 bet you your bone has to do with my bone 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.600 to pick with you. Hold on, I have one because 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.280 I knew you were gonna say this to me. One. Two, 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.839 I have three bones to pick with the k Let's 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:32.520 see what's gonna be. I'm gonna be straight up and 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.959 I know you. This is gonna be the Broadway show one. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.080 That is it? The Pizza one? Pizza Well, you can't 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.960 keep a secret. It's the Pizza One. We'll go to 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.480 the Pizza one. Yeah. I want to tell you because 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.680 to me, I have a counterbone to your bone because 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:49.280 as long as you come at me, we don't cross swords. No, 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:57.640 no bone crossing, no bone crossing. Well set the stage. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.920 By the way, you can hear him on this specific 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.400 channel of this podcast you're listening to if you go 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:09.640 before episode zero on this podcasts of the Afair Show, 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.400 my old podcast. And he was ball freak Grannie also 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:17.079 a longtime friend from Brooklyn by the way, he's from Yeah, 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.360 we were all together and I he used to work 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:20.880 on the big show that was The Rand and everybody. 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:22.719 But he's my friends is the seventh grade. I know 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.160 him longer than ever. I haven't seen him in a year. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:31.640 But right so, yesterday in the middle afternoon, he's like, look, 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.280 he goes, dude, I'm just craving that elmb some Morney 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.280 Gardens pizza. And you know, you know how we feel 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:40.640 about pizza, especially elm b our favorite. It's a unique 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:44.439 school time. I'm gonna tangent off this pizza. Yeah, go ahead, 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.280 I have a pizza story. Off this story. So I'm like, 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.400 let's go to ellen b right now. And and as 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.480 I get in the car, I'm thinking, and al I 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:54.920 tell him out like I say it out loud. I said, 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.520 you know what, you know, he was gonna be jealous 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.520 about this, David Brody, So he's gonna be jealous that 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.679 we went to But but Ronnie and I when we're together, 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.560 we have things in common that we just talked about, 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.839 and we roll around, we goof off in and we 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:10.000 couldn't and you were probably halfway home at that point. Anyway, 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.920 I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna bother with Brodie. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.360 It's two o'clock in the afternoon. Let's just make this 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.480 run to l m B and then go visit my 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.920 parents afterwards and we'll come back. We got a boy, 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.680 Jason Smaller, another brooken guy. We're gonna meet for dinner. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.199 We had a whole plan. Let's just find how many 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.520 meals did you have yesterday? It looked like three look, 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.000 and I mean three cents lunch you guys, you you 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.280 you read pizza. Then we went to dinner and then 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.200 we had ice cream. It looked like a lot of food, 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.719 A lot of food, A lot of food, too much 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:42.120 starting at two o'clock yesterday, yesterday, that was bad. That 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.160 doesn't include what you ate during the morning show, which 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:49.959 was Elvis's birthday cake. I did exactly Elvis's Day of 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.920 the Dead cake. But anyway, so I digress. I went 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.080 to So went We went there, went to Sponer Gardens, 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.559 and I'm like, you know what, you know, what's a 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.439 big deal. Just let's just let's just go and we 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.960 ate the etta. No, you didn't, just hit the pizza 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:06.400 posted video of the pizza. I did, And then we left, 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.840 and then I said, and then first fleeting moment, I said, 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.160 you know what, maybe maybe I should pick up a 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.440 pie bring it to the station for all to enjoy. 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:19.559 And then I said to myself, who's gonna eat that crap? 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.439 It's all Shan got. You know what she got? This 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:25.360 she got means you leave it out overnight or wherever 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:28.400 it doesn't hold Smimonty Gardens. Pizza is meant to be 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.120 eating fresh out the oven. Doesn't matter if I don't 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.720 have it. It's got an day late is better than 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:39.240 no late. This is to admission. No I gott that 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:47.280 I got the nuclear but no, okay, it's the whole 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.439 how much tray? How much is the whole tray? A 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:56.559 black half, a half, a slices swell slices, right, you 0:12:56.760 --> 0:13:00.720 spent eighteen dollars on how many slices? Five? You spent 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:04.760 eighteen dollars on five slices. That's so, that's fifteen and 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:09.000 two waters. It's fifteen fifteen dollars three dollars each. Slices 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.200 are three bucks each, round or square, it doesn't matter, right, 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:15.560 three dollars each. You spent fifteen Okay, so you got 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:19.640 five slices five, You could have had three, twelve slices, right, 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.760 two dollars each. Right, you couldn't for for eighteen dollars. Right, 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:24.640 I get that, But for a few dollars more, you 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.679 buy the whole pie. But it tastes, tastes No, no, no, 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.439 you could have gotten the whole pie for a few 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.560 dollars more and it brought it. I would have paid 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:35.320 you the difference. Would you have eaten it? Yes, if 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:36.839 I bring a pie home, you think I eat the 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.120 whole thing at one night. But why buy a pie? 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.120 You have to eat it there or that's it. No, 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.280 you buy the pie, you eat what you want, and 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.960 it takes the un it's free. It's free. At that point, 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.800 you can get six slices. So you want to say 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.160 you're going with the buying bulk thing. You're the guy 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.480 that goes to cost and you buy a thousand rolls 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:59.480 of toilet paper with nowhere to store them. You could 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.920 get paid the nine centil if you buy the slices 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.360 at three dollars a slice, and the whole thing is 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:10.400 twenty four dollars. You're only getting eight slices. Your way, right, 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:15.960 my way, get twelve. So I'm getting four slices for free. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.880 I'm buying the pot. But the thing is people every 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.880 time you could have played the hero, and you could 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.920 have been like, oh I got free four free slices. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:25.880 I'm gonna make out like a band. I'm gonna come 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.120 into like, oh I got your slices. I get four 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.520 slices for free. It looks to me like it's twelve 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.440 dollars worth the pizza, but it's also have stale cold pizza. No, 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.040 because you put it in your fridge when you get home. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.160 I know, but it's still still it says, not right, 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.200 it's not that out of the oven taste. Yes, but 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.080 you know the beauty of pizzas. You can eat it 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.320 and you can leave it out on the table all 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:43.920 night and they wake up in the morning eat pizza. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.280 It's not the same anyway. So I'm like the people. 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:50.000 My bone to pick with you is people like you 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:54.640 always always are like the oh sick invite, no great invite, 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.840 or oh you didn't bring any from me, Like I 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.800 don't owe anybody anything. You don't go out with freak 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:05.120 try on a Tuesday afternoon. I don't know anybody anything there. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.960 I ate my lunch and I left. Who do remember 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.480 the last time I went telling b right, I brought 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.880 in a slice field So and I bought the farers 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:15.480 in for you. The next I bought a bunch of 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:17.520 the farers in for you. I WoT six l you did, 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.200 But now you went down. I'm just saying you went 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.320 telling be didn't buy a pie. How do you not 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.920 buy a pie? Overpaid? That's my real, my real problem. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.480 Speaking of Brooklyn Pizza, I got two problems with rip 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:34.600 off New Jersey pizza places. Rip off number one. Every 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.760 place in New Jersey calls lm B's Pomony Garden's rip 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.720 off pizza, Brooklyn slice. Oh we got Brooklyn style pizza. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.920 I know what you're doing. You're ripping off ellen b. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.960 You're ripping them off. They call it Brooklyn style style 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:50.280 I talked about this before, right, Yeah, So anyway, I'm 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:53.360 out my mom, uh two weekends ago before my my trip. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.720 And she says, oh, by the way, Brooklyn style, Well, no, 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:02.440 Brooklyn style means ellen Be style, which is square. But 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.280 she's on top of the sauce, sauce on top of 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.960 the cheese, sauce on top of cheese, right, and they'll 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.920 grated cheese on top. Right. So she says, Oh, there's 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.000 a pizza place in that strip mall on such and 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.640 such street that my friends so and so she said 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.800 it was good. Mom. I went on YELP, that's not good. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:19.720 Let's just go to the place by you that we like. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.360 We know it's good. Yeah, I want to try that place. Mom. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:25.480 I'm looking at the reviews. I'm looking at the pictures. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.600 The pictures on yelp. Look like pizza. That's what it 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.280 looks like. Pizza. Yeah, ship pizza, spizza, pizza. I go, Ma, 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.680 you don't watch pizza my you know, mom, Mama Brodie, 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.400 she knows good pizza. Well, my friend so and so 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.160 she's from Brooklyn. Also, she says it was good. Yes, 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.240 she had the pizza. Yes, she said to get the 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.880 Brooklyn slice. I'm like, oh, Brooklyn slice, all right? So 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.600 I go in and I don't see anything. It looks 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.440 like a Brooklyn slice. So uh, I go in. I 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:53.360 the pizza looks like pizza, like cardboard with cheese on 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.120 top of it, and it's all in the glass case 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.720 and it's been sitting there all day. I go, ah, 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.200 son of a bitch. So my mother wants to meet 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:04.720 poor hero. Now she doesn't want cheese at her age. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:06.920 She doesn't like a lot of dairy, you know. So 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.359 I said, meet poor hero. So I go up to 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:11.119 the counter and the woman who doesn't look anything like 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:15.719 she belongs in a pizza place, older woman. Yeah, I said, um, 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:19.440 let me have uh. This in the corner in the 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:23.920 pizza case is a Grandma slice right now. Grandma slice, 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.080 if you're not from Brooklyn, is a thin crossed Sicilian. 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.760 And by the way, on this podcast, you listen to 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:34.800 your Case, it's your first episode. It's a thin, crussed 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:38.639 square pizza and has fresh mozzarella on top like a 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:43.160 slice of cheese, okay, not shredded cheese. And it's why 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.760 it's whiter looking. Usually has a little bit of sauce 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.480 and that's like it's Grandma slice, because that's that's why 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:50.800 Grandma used to make pizza at home. Well, grandmauld make 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.520 a lil pizza at home. She would make look square pizza, 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:57.000 go some fresh mozzarella on top mozzarell and that's Grandma slice. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.520 So I say, can I get so I'll take you 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:01.880 the second part of the problem. In the second first 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:03.160 part of the problem, I said, can I get them 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.119 two slices of the Grandma pizza? Just what's grandma pizza? 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.360 I said that right, there's Grandma pizza. No, no, that's 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:14.760 all Brooklyn slice. I said, no, no, what why what 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:16.200 do you mean it's a Brooklyn slice? Because now I 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:20.320 know Brooklyn slices lmb he' sauce on top uh cheese 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.760 on top of the cheese. So it's just that's what 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:26.280 we call that because it's from Brooklyn. So I said, okay, 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:29.399 but it's called a Grandma slice. Yeah, but we call 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.680 it a Brooklyn slice because that comes from Brooklyn. So 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:36.120 I said, but I'm from Brooklyn. It's called the Grandma slice. 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.800 If you want to make it authentic from Brooklyn, you 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.160 call it a Grandma slice. Her fucking head was gonna explode. 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:44.800 I don't understand. Okay, let me go slower for you. 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:49.440 You want to make a pizza's authentically Brooklyn, so you 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.520 call it a Brooklyn slice, which we would never call it, 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:56.760 So therefore it's not authentic. Yeah, it's inauthentic by just 0:18:56.840 --> 0:19:00.000 because named it. So you should call it a Grandma slice. 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.000 Just but people don't know what that means. I go, 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:05.960 but they what if you called it that? Then they go, 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:09.000 we'll call it a Brooklyn Grandma slice. But they call 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:11.960 Brooklyn slice and display a picture of it. No, it's 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:16.040 the pizza in the case. So then it defines itself. Right, 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:18.159 So I don't know what that is, point to it 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:20.600 and call it that, right, So I write, that's what 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:23.240 I said, Like, give me that, give me that. What 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:26.199 is that called Grandma slice? And guess what everybody's been 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.680 educated up to speed? So I order two slices of that. 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:33.200 And I said a woman, I wanna I want to 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.720 meet ball Hero. She said, slice it, but I don't 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.000 want any cheese on it. She goes, so you want 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:42.200 to meet Paul Palm. No, I want to meet Hero. Well, 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:48.280 so meet ball Palm. No cheese. No Hero has no cheese. 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.399 Hamburger has no cheese. I wouldn't order a cheese burger, 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:55.040 no cheese, I order a hamburger. It's like they want 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:58.480 to meet ball hero. I don't have a button for that. Okay, 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:02.359 then me up. But I don't want to get charged 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:08.000 for the cheese. I don't understand. Yeah, okay, a sandwich 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:13.400 without cheese is less money, right, yeah, okay, that don't 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:16.640 charge me the cheat, the chicken, the meat palm price 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:18.720 I wanted people, you want the cheese. You just wanted 0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:21.760 the meat balls and the sauce and the bread. Because 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:23.920 I don't have a button for that, I don't care 0:20:25.080 --> 0:20:26.879 they take they give me a free slice of pizza. 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:29.120 I don't have a button for that. Yeah, because it's 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.600 one of those like digital screams, of course, I got. Well, 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:33.520 it's just you expect her to have a button for 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:36.720 the I don't. So why am I paying for the palm? 0:20:37.119 --> 0:20:39.280 Any place you go to you want to meet pull here, right, 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:41.960 it's like seven you want to meet pop palm. It's 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:45.200 it's it's like a dollar maybe eighty cents for cheese 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:48.200