Speaker 1: The following episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast will not
Speaker 1: feature the Jersey Kid. That's fair to say. It will
Speaker 1: feature Scary and Brody. Up Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn buys Dat Up. They're making noise data up episode
Speaker 1: when it should have been ninety four. But Brody left
Speaker 1: us flat last week. That's fair. Let's get this out
Speaker 1: of the way. Yeah, I know I'm the free dessert guy.
Speaker 1: There's not hardly free dessert is on the table. Tell them, Brody,
Speaker 1: tell we were not We were not able to record
Speaker 1: two episodes two weeks ago. The Scary had some prep
Speaker 1: to do. You did, you had like all kinds of appears.
Speaker 1: We're not. We're not scheduled to We were thinking about
Speaker 1: doing two talk is one thing, but we were not scheduled.
Speaker 1: I had to take a vacation week when no one
Speaker 1: else is on vacation. Right, how was your vacation? It
Speaker 1: was good. I went on Norwegian cruise to Alaska, which
Speaker 1: was Let me tell you something about Alaska. You look
Speaker 1: at it and you just dumbfounded how awesome it is,
Speaker 1: Like the mountains with the glaciers on top and the
Speaker 1: water and the whales shooting out. One out of the
Speaker 1: blowholes all over the place. It's just so different than
Speaker 1: what you're accustomed to. Like I can safely say wherever
Speaker 1: you are in America except for maybe Washington State. No,
Speaker 1: it's not like it's not like, it's not like anywhere else.
Speaker 1: It's just it's different. I saw your pictures. I was
Speaker 1: a little jealous. Well, I got accused of scaring my
Speaker 1: vacation from a couple of people because I posted. I
Speaker 1: posted a like six or seven things. But that's like
Speaker 1: one a day. I made one post a day. You
Speaker 1: do inst the stories of your food, every drink, like
Speaker 1: you go overboard. I no pun intended would a cruise,
Speaker 1: but I put up like a video of whales. I
Speaker 1: put up a picture of me. Things that you don't
Speaker 1: get to see zip lining, like lifetime experiences. I get it, Brody, right,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I have to be honest. A number of
Speaker 1: people said, oh, Brody, post stuff. I want to see
Speaker 1: the trip because we're who knows if we'll ever get
Speaker 1: to Alaska. I have to be honest. It was one
Speaker 1: of those things for me. I'm gonna have a family now,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, the same way he took me a
Speaker 1: long time to get to Alaska. It's like the same
Speaker 1: way people tell me scary post the inside of your
Speaker 1: new lexus. H Okay, I have I have scary so
Speaker 1: trained that my finger was going up to say hit
Speaker 1: the jingle, and he hit the jingle before I finished
Speaker 1: saying it. Dude, stop it. No, you know you went
Speaker 1: on free cruise? Okay? Can I tell okay? Can I
Speaker 1: tell you about your car, your your Lexus that you have. Ye,
Speaker 1: shame on you, Shame on me. Shame on you because
Speaker 1: you always give me shit if my technology isn't completely
Speaker 1: up to part. If I say I have a DVD play,
Speaker 1: go David, gip player? Who aren't player? If I say
Speaker 1: have DVRs in my house, dude, cut the cord. Who
Speaker 1: has DVRs? You give me crap If I'm not. No,
Speaker 1: I'm cutting edge on a lot of things. But if
Speaker 1: I'm not, you're like. So we were talking about my
Speaker 1: car and Nate with somebody his car and we were
Speaker 1: talking about I don't know how the subject came up. Uh,
Speaker 1: we were in some car and it had a CD
Speaker 1: player in it, and you said, your brand new car
Speaker 1: has what a CD player in it? Oh? I know
Speaker 1: what we were talking about. So my kids and I
Speaker 1: went walked into a thrift shop in Canada. In Victoria, Canada,
Speaker 1: you popping tags and there's a section of the thrift
Speaker 1: shop with UM electronics, Like, oh, maybe I get a deal, dude.
Speaker 1: The DVD players are like twelve dollars the square monitors
Speaker 1: for your computer, or like thirteen twelve dollars, the all
Speaker 1: the DVD changers, the VCRs old school stuff for the
Speaker 1: double cassette decks, worthless. The so the DVD players were
Speaker 1: like ten bucks, like multiple, like six seven DVDs, whatever
Speaker 1: it was. And I remember, like back in a day,
Speaker 1: paying like four or five dollars for a multi day, right,
Speaker 1: So that's how we were talking about how they're worthless.
Speaker 1: And then you say, what was in your cast scary
Speaker 1: in the trunk and not the trunk in the CD player. Now,
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for them to put it in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's there. It's a gorgeous car,
Speaker 1: it's fully loaded, it's got everything car. You know it
Speaker 1: really is. And you you've complimented the blue outside and
Speaker 1: the red inside. You gotta be honest, don't have a
Speaker 1: need for a CD player these days. So listen, if
Speaker 1: you have a car that's a few years old, five, six,
Speaker 1: seven years old, you have a seen an offense. I
Speaker 1: had a CD player up until maybe a dozen fourteen
Speaker 1: in the car, and I liked it. I had one
Speaker 1: car where like the NAV would tilt down and you
Speaker 1: put the c D in behind it, and it had
Speaker 1: like a six Dicks disc in the in the console.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh my god, my my
Speaker 1: last car, the one before this one. Did you know
Speaker 1: how you're going to survive with my god, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to get an adapter. I'm gonna have to get
Speaker 1: some kind of you never used it. Well, what I
Speaker 1: did was I put you know, ten thousand songs on
Speaker 1: a USB drive and plugging into the USB point box
Speaker 1: corded or you bluetooth it, yeahawks cord if I'm using
Speaker 1: I Heart radio, or like I got car play now
Speaker 1: I have car plane out. Yeah. So anyway, my point was,
Speaker 1: it seems odd for a car as sporty and as
Speaker 1: modern as yours to have a six discs CD. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why it exists. And again there are times
Speaker 1: I like a by a c D. I still buy CDs.
Speaker 1: I'll buy a c D and I get I get
Speaker 1: in the car and I can't play it. But then
Speaker 1: I go home and rip it I play. That's how
Speaker 1: cool Lexus is. I mean, after all, stop it giving
Speaker 1: you extrop it. They're giving you free dessert. Now that
Speaker 1: was dead version of free dessert. They're giving you. Know
Speaker 1: what they're giving you. They're giving you like an egg
Speaker 1: cream that drinks your father a drink and you don't
Speaker 1: drink anymore. That's what they're giving you. Giving you, they're
Speaker 1: giving you bushed like CD players. As much as I
Speaker 1: love my c ds, you never don't. You're never gonna
Speaker 1: carry a CD from your house to your car to
Speaker 1: play it. No, I don't. I don't do. So back
Speaker 1: to your trip you're you're talking about, so yeah, you
Speaker 1: posted every day. I was jealous. I don't know how
Speaker 1: you see God, people can hate me for saying this,
Speaker 1: but I come from a cold weather climate and I
Speaker 1: don't want to spend an extensive amount of time in
Speaker 1: another cold weather climate. I seem to go towards the heat,
Speaker 1: where if to me, vacation is bring me to tropical
Speaker 1: something I don't want tropical. Like if I go somewhere
Speaker 1: it's hot, that's another seven days in this in my
Speaker 1: summer that I'm gonna be layering up and wearing winter.
Speaker 1: First of all, I wasn't layer it up. Second of all, Alaska,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but we have
Speaker 1: a climate change problem. The glaciers of melting. It's not
Speaker 1: that cold. In fact, the locals when you go up
Speaker 1: there and you talk to them at some of the excursions,
Speaker 1: they'll tell you that things aren't growing like they're supposed to,
Speaker 1: and concerned at the water levels arising like it's legit
Speaker 1: up there, like we might not notice climate change as
Speaker 1: a problem. Uh, in the New Jersey, New York areas
Speaker 1: much until it Manhattan's underwater. But right now it's like
Speaker 1: it rains a little more. It's hotter. They had record
Speaker 1: temperatures in Alaska this summer, highest they've ever had, like
Speaker 1: ninete in the summer, highest ever. Anyway, it was like
Speaker 1: eighty degrees. It wasn't cold, it was chilly like if
Speaker 1: you went out on a glacier. It was like, Uh,
Speaker 1: I had a sweatshirt on and I rarely had a
Speaker 1: coat on at all, and on the ship I had
Speaker 1: shorts on. Alright, So maybe I'll go to Alaska next,
Speaker 1: I will I will say that you know, everyone knows
Speaker 1: listen to the big show the Norwegian Bliss, right, the
Speaker 1: ship Bliss is. We were got with the godparents of
Speaker 1: the ship, and we went on that ship like four
Speaker 1: or five times last year, right to different events and
Speaker 1: different things and cruises whatever. The Norwegian Joy, which was
Speaker 1: originally built to be in Asia, so they had they
Speaker 1: had to fit it so because the Asian market likes
Speaker 1: let's say, smaller rooms but different like the different amenities,
Speaker 1: and so they had to redesign it for the American audience.
Speaker 1: They had no room numbers with the number four on it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: now they do, yeah, now they do. Luck. They ripped
Speaker 1: out at almost everything. They redid everything. So that they
Speaker 1: did was it's the same size ship. It's i would say,
Speaker 1: like a carbon copy of Bliss, so like the restaurants
Speaker 1: the same, but the walls are white and up brown brown.
Speaker 1: It's but it's weird because it's like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: they change things. It's like you think you know what
Speaker 1: stuff is, but then you don't. And then at one
Speaker 1: point in Skagway, I think Bliss pulled in next to
Speaker 1: our ship. So we had the twin ships. There's a
Speaker 1: picture of both of them. I did, Yes, of course
Speaker 1: I did. But anyway, we don't owe anybody. We don't
Speaker 1: owe anybody any podcasts. We skipped a week, Hey we
Speaker 1: had to. Sorry, no dessert, but you know we got
Speaker 1: a good podcast today. I got a lot of stuff,
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff from the cross stuff. I don't
Speaker 1: have rants necessarily because I had a great time on
Speaker 1: the cruise, but I have stories and a couple of
Speaker 1: things that were rant ish. I'm upset about that happened,
Speaker 1: like in stores in different places on the cruise, on
Speaker 1: the plane. I have a bone to pick with you.
Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with you. You may
Speaker 1: go first because I've got no Wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: bet you your bone has to do with my bone
Speaker 1: to pick with you. Hold on, I have one because
Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna say this to me. One. Two,
Speaker 1: I have three bones to pick with the k Let's
Speaker 1: see what's gonna be. I'm gonna be straight up and
Speaker 1: I know you. This is gonna be the Broadway show one.
Speaker 1: That is it? The Pizza one? Pizza Well, you can't
Speaker 1: keep a secret. It's the Pizza One. We'll go to
Speaker 1: the Pizza one. Yeah. I want to tell you because
Speaker 1: to me, I have a counterbone to your bone because
Speaker 1: as long as you come at me, we don't cross swords. No,
Speaker 1: no bone crossing, no bone crossing. Well set the stage.
Speaker 1: By the way, you can hear him on this specific
Speaker 1: channel of this podcast you're listening to if you go
Speaker 1: before episode zero on this podcasts of the Afair Show,
Speaker 1: my old podcast. And he was ball freak Grannie also
Speaker 1: a longtime friend from Brooklyn by the way, he's from Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were all together and I he used to work
Speaker 1: on the big show that was The Rand and everybody.
Speaker 1: But he's my friends is the seventh grade. I know
Speaker 1: him longer than ever. I haven't seen him in a year.
Speaker 1: But right so, yesterday in the middle afternoon, he's like, look,
Speaker 1: he goes, dude, I'm just craving that elmb some Morney
Speaker 1: Gardens pizza. And you know, you know how we feel
Speaker 1: about pizza, especially elm b our favorite. It's a unique
Speaker 1: school time. I'm gonna tangent off this pizza. Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: I have a pizza story. Off this story. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's go to ellen b right now. And and as
Speaker 1: I get in the car, I'm thinking, and al I
Speaker 1: tell him out like I say it out loud. I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know, he was gonna be jealous
Speaker 1: about this, David Brody, So he's gonna be jealous that
Speaker 1: we went to But but Ronnie and I when we're together,
Speaker 1: we have things in common that we just talked about,
Speaker 1: and we roll around, we goof off in and we
Speaker 1: couldn't and you were probably halfway home at that point. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna bother with Brodie.
Speaker 1: It's two o'clock in the afternoon. Let's just make this
Speaker 1: run to l m B and then go visit my
Speaker 1: parents afterwards and we'll come back. We got a boy,
Speaker 1: Jason Smaller, another brooken guy. We're gonna meet for dinner.
Speaker 1: We had a whole plan. Let's just find how many
Speaker 1: meals did you have yesterday? It looked like three look,
Speaker 1: and I mean three cents lunch you guys, you you
Speaker 1: you read pizza. Then we went to dinner and then
Speaker 1: we had ice cream. It looked like a lot of food,
Speaker 1: A lot of food, A lot of food, too much
Speaker 1: starting at two o'clock yesterday, yesterday, that was bad. That
Speaker 1: doesn't include what you ate during the morning show, which
Speaker 1: was Elvis's birthday cake. I did exactly Elvis's Day of
Speaker 1: the Dead cake. But anyway, so I digress. I went
Speaker 1: to So went We went there, went to Sponer Gardens,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what, you know, what's a
Speaker 1: big deal. Just let's just let's just go and we
Speaker 1: ate the etta. No, you didn't, just hit the pizza
Speaker 1: posted video of the pizza. I did, And then we left,
Speaker 1: and then I said, and then first fleeting moment, I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe maybe I should pick up a
Speaker 1: pie bring it to the station for all to enjoy.
Speaker 1: And then I said to myself, who's gonna eat that crap?
Speaker 1: It's all Shan got. You know what she got? This
Speaker 1: she got means you leave it out overnight or wherever
Speaker 1: it doesn't hold Smimonty Gardens. Pizza is meant to be
Speaker 1: eating fresh out the oven. Doesn't matter if I don't
Speaker 1: have it. It's got an day late is better than
Speaker 1: no late. This is to admission. No I gott that
Speaker 1: I got the nuclear but no, okay, it's the whole
Speaker 1: how much tray? How much is the whole tray? A
Speaker 1: black half, a half, a slices swell slices, right, you
Speaker 1: spent eighteen dollars on how many slices? Five? You spent
Speaker 1: eighteen dollars on five slices. That's so, that's fifteen and
Speaker 1: two waters. It's fifteen fifteen dollars three dollars each. Slices
Speaker 1: are three bucks each, round or square, it doesn't matter, right,
Speaker 1: three dollars each. You spent fifteen Okay, so you got
Speaker 1: five slices five, You could have had three, twelve slices, right,
Speaker 1: two dollars each. Right, you couldn't for for eighteen dollars. Right,
Speaker 1: I get that, But for a few dollars more, you
Speaker 1: buy the whole pie. But it tastes, tastes No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you could have gotten the whole pie for a few
Speaker 1: dollars more and it brought it. I would have paid
Speaker 1: you the difference. Would you have eaten it? Yes, if
Speaker 1: I bring a pie home, you think I eat the
Speaker 1: whole thing at one night. But why buy a pie?
Speaker 1: You have to eat it there or that's it. No,
Speaker 1: you buy the pie, you eat what you want, and
Speaker 1: it takes the un it's free. It's free. At that point,
Speaker 1: you can get six slices. So you want to say
Speaker 1: you're going with the buying bulk thing. You're the guy
Speaker 1: that goes to cost and you buy a thousand rolls
Speaker 1: of toilet paper with nowhere to store them. You could
Speaker 1: get paid the nine centil if you buy the slices
Speaker 1: at three dollars a slice, and the whole thing is
Speaker 1: twenty four dollars. You're only getting eight slices. Your way, right,
Speaker 1: my way, get twelve. So I'm getting four slices for free.
Speaker 1: I'm buying the pot. But the thing is people every
Speaker 1: time you could have played the hero, and you could
Speaker 1: have been like, oh I got free four free slices.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make out like a band. I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: into like, oh I got your slices. I get four
Speaker 1: slices for free. It looks to me like it's twelve
Speaker 1: dollars worth the pizza, but it's also have stale cold pizza. No,
Speaker 1: because you put it in your fridge when you get home.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's still still it says, not right,
Speaker 1: it's not that out of the oven taste. Yes, but
Speaker 1: you know the beauty of pizzas. You can eat it
Speaker 1: and you can leave it out on the table all
Speaker 1: night and they wake up in the morning eat pizza.
Speaker 1: It's not the same anyway. So I'm like the people.
Speaker 1: My bone to pick with you is people like you
Speaker 1: always always are like the oh sick invite, no great invite,
Speaker 1: or oh you didn't bring any from me, Like I
Speaker 1: don't owe anybody anything. You don't go out with freak
Speaker 1: try on a Tuesday afternoon. I don't know anybody anything there.
Speaker 1: I ate my lunch and I left. Who do remember
Speaker 1: the last time I went telling b right, I brought
Speaker 1: in a slice field So and I bought the farers
Speaker 1: in for you. The next I bought a bunch of
Speaker 1: the farers in for you. I WoT six l you did,
Speaker 1: But now you went down. I'm just saying you went
Speaker 1: telling be didn't buy a pie. How do you not
Speaker 1: buy a pie? Overpaid? That's my real, my real problem.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Brooklyn Pizza, I got two problems with rip
Speaker 1: off New Jersey pizza places. Rip off number one. Every
Speaker 1: place in New Jersey calls lm B's Pomony Garden's rip
Speaker 1: off pizza, Brooklyn slice. Oh we got Brooklyn style pizza.
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. You're ripping off ellen b.
Speaker 1: You're ripping them off. They call it Brooklyn style style
Speaker 1: I talked about this before, right, Yeah, So anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: out my mom, uh two weekends ago before my my trip.
Speaker 1: And she says, oh, by the way, Brooklyn style, Well, no,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn style means ellen Be style, which is square. But
Speaker 1: she's on top of the sauce, sauce on top of
Speaker 1: the cheese, sauce on top of cheese, right, and they'll
Speaker 1: grated cheese on top. Right. So she says, Oh, there's
Speaker 1: a pizza place in that strip mall on such and
Speaker 1: such street that my friends so and so she said
Speaker 1: it was good. Mom. I went on YELP, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Let's just go to the place by you that we like.
Speaker 1: We know it's good. Yeah, I want to try that place. Mom.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the reviews. I'm looking at the pictures.
Speaker 1: The pictures on yelp. Look like pizza. That's what it
Speaker 1: looks like. Pizza. Yeah, ship pizza, spizza, pizza. I go, Ma,
Speaker 1: you don't watch pizza my you know, mom, Mama Brodie,
Speaker 1: she knows good pizza. Well, my friend so and so
Speaker 1: she's from Brooklyn. Also, she says it was good. Yes,
Speaker 1: she had the pizza. Yes, she said to get the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn slice. I'm like, oh, Brooklyn slice, all right? So
Speaker 1: I go in and I don't see anything. It looks
Speaker 1: like a Brooklyn slice. So uh, I go in. I
Speaker 1: the pizza looks like pizza, like cardboard with cheese on
Speaker 1: top of it, and it's all in the glass case
Speaker 1: and it's been sitting there all day. I go, ah,
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. So my mother wants to meet
Speaker 1: poor hero. Now she doesn't want cheese at her age.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like a lot of dairy, you know. So
Speaker 1: I said, meet poor hero. So I go up to
Speaker 1: the counter and the woman who doesn't look anything like
Speaker 1: she belongs in a pizza place, older woman. Yeah, I said, um,
Speaker 1: let me have uh. This in the corner in the
Speaker 1: pizza case is a Grandma slice right now. Grandma slice,
Speaker 1: if you're not from Brooklyn, is a thin crossed Sicilian.
Speaker 1: And by the way, on this podcast, you listen to
Speaker 1: your Case, it's your first episode. It's a thin, crussed
Speaker 1: square pizza and has fresh mozzarella on top like a
Speaker 1: slice of cheese, okay, not shredded cheese. And it's why
Speaker 1: it's whiter looking. Usually has a little bit of sauce
Speaker 1: and that's like it's Grandma slice, because that's that's why
Speaker 1: Grandma used to make pizza at home. Well, grandmauld make
Speaker 1: a lil pizza at home. She would make look square pizza,
Speaker 1: go some fresh mozzarella on top mozzarell and that's Grandma slice.
Speaker 1: So I say, can I get so I'll take you
Speaker 1: the second part of the problem. In the second first
Speaker 1: part of the problem, I said, can I get them
Speaker 1: two slices of the Grandma pizza? Just what's grandma pizza?
Speaker 1: I said that right, there's Grandma pizza. No, no, that's
Speaker 1: all Brooklyn slice. I said, no, no, what why what
Speaker 1: do you mean it's a Brooklyn slice? Because now I
Speaker 1: know Brooklyn slices lmb he' sauce on top uh cheese
Speaker 1: on top of the cheese. So it's just that's what
Speaker 1: we call that because it's from Brooklyn. So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: but it's called a Grandma slice. Yeah, but we call
Speaker 1: it a Brooklyn slice because that comes from Brooklyn. So
Speaker 1: I said, but I'm from Brooklyn. It's called the Grandma slice.
Speaker 1: If you want to make it authentic from Brooklyn, you
Speaker 1: call it a Grandma slice. Her fucking head was gonna explode.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Okay, let me go slower for you.
Speaker 1: You want to make a pizza's authentically Brooklyn, so you
Speaker 1: call it a Brooklyn slice, which we would never call it,
Speaker 1: So therefore it's not authentic. Yeah, it's inauthentic by just
Speaker 1: because named it. So you should call it a Grandma slice.
Speaker 1: Just but people don't know what that means. I go,
Speaker 1: but they what if you called it that? Then they go,
Speaker 1: we'll call it a Brooklyn Grandma slice. But they call
Speaker 1: Brooklyn slice and display a picture of it. No, it's
Speaker 1: the pizza in the case. So then it defines itself. Right,
Speaker 1: So I don't know what that is, point to it
Speaker 1: and call it that, right, So I write, that's what
Speaker 1: I said, Like, give me that, give me that. What
Speaker 1: is that called Grandma slice? And guess what everybody's been
Speaker 1: educated up to speed? So I order two slices of that.
Speaker 1: And I said a woman, I wanna I want to
Speaker 1: meet ball Hero. She said, slice it, but I don't
Speaker 1: want any cheese on it. She goes, so you want
Speaker 1: to meet Paul Palm. No, I want to meet Hero. Well,
Speaker 1: so meet ball Palm. No cheese. No Hero has no cheese.
Speaker 1: Hamburger has no cheese. I wouldn't order a cheese burger,
Speaker 1: no cheese, I order a hamburger. It's like they want
Speaker 1: to meet ball hero. I don't have a button for that. Okay,
Speaker 1: then me up. But I don't want to get charged
Speaker 1: for the cheese. I don't understand. Yeah, okay, a sandwich
Speaker 1: without cheese is less money, right, yeah, okay, that don't
Speaker 1: charge me the cheat, the chicken, the meat palm price
Speaker 1: I wanted people, you want the cheese. You just wanted
Speaker 1: the meat balls and the sauce and the bread. Because
Speaker 1: I don't have a button for that, I don't care
Speaker 1: they take they give me a free slice of pizza.
Speaker 1: I don't have a button for that. Yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: one of those like digital screams, of course, I got. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just you expect her to have a button for
Speaker 1: the I don't. So why am I paying for the palm?
Speaker 1: Any place you go to you want to meet pull here, right,
Speaker 1: it's like seven you want to meet pop palm. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's like a dollar maybe eighty cents for cheese
Speaker 1: and dollar whatever it is. It's always less for no cheese.
Speaker 1: Now there's a great commercial. Yeah, Now I want to
Speaker 1: know do you believe in the extra cheese scam? When
Speaker 1: when you go order a pizza from a pizzeria and
Speaker 1: they say and they charge you for extra cheese because
Speaker 1: you ask for extra do they actually put extra cheese? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can tell yeah, yeah I would. But you know,
Speaker 1: we've talked and we talked about the pizza scam, that
Speaker 1: to go pizza scam. No, oh, the scam. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well how it's bigger. Yeah, yeah, now we've talked about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the to go on the to go when you
Speaker 1: at the restaurant, it's big, it's bigger, but when you
Speaker 1: have it delivered to your door, it's smaller. Box And
Speaker 1: because they funk you on the takeout yea, because when
Speaker 1: when you're there they cut into slices anyone. So I saw, okay,
Speaker 1: So that's one thing I have a bone to pick
Speaker 1: with you, and the other thing I'll tell you in
Speaker 1: a minute. All right, a couple of things. Number one,
Speaker 1: we were talking about Broadway shows and what Broadway shows
Speaker 1: we like. And for the music Coup, it was like
Speaker 1: a week and a half ago, right, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love this show for this song, and you said, oh,
Speaker 1: I love the Broadway show Grease, and you started singing,
Speaker 1: You're the one that I want? You? Are you? Wan's
Speaker 1: from Grease. Yeah, here's the problem. It's from the movie Grease.
Speaker 1: It's from the Broadway show Grease. You picked the only
Speaker 1: song on the soundtrack that's not from the Breakway. So
Speaker 1: consider myself that everyone listening to this podcast who didn't
Speaker 1: know that. Okay, the people listening smart smart as the
Speaker 1: people listening to this podcast would probably never referenced the
Speaker 1: nineties seventies Broadway show Grease. They would they referenced the movie.
Speaker 1: But they know that song. Yes, but you specifically mentioned
Speaker 1: the play and special I love the soundtrack at that play,
Speaker 1: especially a song that wasn't in the play. You got
Speaker 1: busted by you and no one else, no one else,
Speaker 1: no one knew it. Who else does the podcast? Were you?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, John, By the way, how speaking volumes going?
Speaker 1: It's all right, it's going, it's alright. We just recorded
Speaker 1: another episode the other day. We're going slowly. She has
Speaker 1: an infant, she has a you know ment, ask about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's she's doing were guys doing baby talk? Stuff
Speaker 1: like the trying we're trying not to we're trying not to.
Speaker 1: We're trying to avoid that topic. But UM, well you
Speaker 1: of course you hate kids. I don't hate kids. I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want want them to leave. I'd
Speaker 1: like to spoil them and leave them. Um, No, speaking
Speaker 1: volume is going great. Thanks for asking. She'd be happy
Speaker 1: to know you did ask. And I will tell you that. Um,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this podcast right now, you're taping
Speaker 1: on August six, Tuesday, on a Tuesday Tuesday. But I
Speaker 1: did that wrap reference hip hop reference, so that that guy,
Speaker 1: I should say, because I gave I did one earlier,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, funk that guy. I'm doing one. I'll
Speaker 1: do as many references to any song and any lyric. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want because this is my podcast and and so okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm going it's our podcast, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Costa Rica from my buddy's birthday this weekend,
Speaker 1: and you're welcome taking you Why are you taking your
Speaker 1: glasses off? You make it like okay, you know I
Speaker 1: took it off. Stuff like okay, Well, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: give you a ship for going. I'm gonna just let
Speaker 1: you know you'll meet that cue. Why don't pave the
Speaker 1: way asking Elvis if I could take off a week
Speaker 1: when the show was on like he did last week,
Speaker 1: and he said yes, And then you said, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask if I go to coast weekend doing the show.
Speaker 1: But by the way, the only difference is I'm going
Speaker 1: over a long weekend and I'll still be here to
Speaker 1: do a Brooken Boys podcast next week. So I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna suck the listeners. But but that was back in
Speaker 1: That was back in the day when you after listeners
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago when you couldn't do a podcast.
Speaker 1: So it happens, it happens, So okay, But I am going.
Speaker 1: And my friends tend to be a little guy ish,
Speaker 1: like guy guysh like, they want to go they want
Speaker 1: to go zip lining, they want to go on a boat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went zip lining. They want to you know, they
Speaker 1: want to do all guy things. You zip lined in uh, Singapore,
Speaker 1: in singap poor. I want yes, I you ended up
Speaker 1: going backwards because you spun around and went back and
Speaker 1: it was unplanned. But I loved it. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: tell by the video. Yeah, but I will say this,
Speaker 1: you just want to sit on the beach and drink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or the pool. We gotta pool, we gotta we got
Speaker 1: a huge house. You don't go two weeks without sitting
Speaker 1: by a pool, polls over beaches and pulls over the beaches.
Speaker 1: Absolutely because you get drinks, you have food right there,
Speaker 1: and you don't have to like clean sand off your feet.
Speaker 1: Then you put your foot down to clean your other
Speaker 1: foot and your first foot gets sand on it again.
Speaker 1: It's the nightmare. Now I will say this, my friends
Speaker 1: want to rent a t V S. That's not I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's not, isn't it. It's a guy. You
Speaker 1: don't know how to do stuff like that. You're not
Speaker 1: a goat cat guy. Here's I dominated the goat carts
Speaker 1: on the ship fastest time, most laps. I lapped people
Speaker 1: by the way. They tell you if you're slow, stay
Speaker 1: to the right right. So the first time I did it,
Speaker 1: there were a couple of kids. When I say kids
Speaker 1: are like fifteen sixteen, they crashed into the wall. Then,
Speaker 1: know what the funk they're doing, don't be on the ride,
Speaker 1: get out of my fucking way. I had to wait then,
Speaker 1: and I keep calling. The caution flag came out and
Speaker 1: to stop everybody while they took had come over and
Speaker 1: lift the go carts up to turn them because they
Speaker 1: were that smashed into walls because they can't make it turn.
Speaker 1: They can't. Then the second time I went on Thursday,
Speaker 1: it was all old people. Stay on your little rascal scooters.
Speaker 1: Stay out of the go carts. I had to like
Speaker 1: pass people basically go up on a side wall to
Speaker 1: go up on two wheels around people. Get out of
Speaker 1: my way. I have to win. You don't have to win.
Speaker 1: Of course I may go to Coast three. You're not
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a racer. I love racing go carts
Speaker 1: and a TV S. So you're I'm a Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm enough racist in the world. Well, the problem
Speaker 1: is this one day they're all going with a t
Speaker 1: v S and there's like, you know, thirteen guys and
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there thinking like they're all gonna do a
Speaker 1: t v S and I'm gonna be the only one
Speaker 1: who's not. At least two of those guys are gonna
Speaker 1: flip it. Well, I feel like I have to go.
Speaker 1: I have to be the guy and go, or do
Speaker 1: I not? You can hold the coats for everybody. We're
Speaker 1: going to Coaster there's no so so what do I do?
Speaker 1: I mean, well, first of all, guys, are they are
Speaker 1: they that unsafe to flip a terrible tragedy? Yes, if
Speaker 1: you know what you do, you know whacked out sports.
Speaker 1: I've seen that TV show Nausea and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, the guy like flipped over head first into Mudd.
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't what about this. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be a little off roading there. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: little mud flying. I don't want to go of you right,
Speaker 1: you need to call ahead verify they have twelve a
Speaker 1: t V s and then just go, oh, guys, there's
Speaker 1: not enough. I'll know you guys be the punk assid. No, no,
Speaker 1: you can take credit for it because when you call,
Speaker 1: they're gonna go, oh no, we have fifteen. No, dudelet's
Speaker 1: some of mine get there. Then you go, you know what, guys,
Speaker 1: I know you'll enjoy it more. Then you look like
Speaker 1: the hero. You know what. I'll sit this one out.
Speaker 1: You guys go have a good time. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: catch a beer. I'll be fine. You guys go, wow,
Speaker 1: maybe next time. Well, man, the funk up. That's my
Speaker 1: piece of advice. How fast do they go. I've never been.
Speaker 1: Do you wear a seatbelt on it? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: think I think you should. You want to fly out
Speaker 1: of the top of that thing, I would. It's an
Speaker 1: a t V. It's I gotta look an alterrain vehicle. Right,
Speaker 1: it's a four wheeler, not a trike. A trike is
Speaker 1: three three wheels. Thanks for that. I heard trikes. They've
Speaker 1: kind of outlawed them in some states. They're pretty they're
Speaker 1: pretty dangerous trikes. Trikes. Yeah, it was like a three
Speaker 1: big fat wheels on it looks like a motorcycle with
Speaker 1: three wheels, like a motorcycle, tricycle, motorcycle. Okay, so okay,
Speaker 1: So we got an email a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: the monday after I got back from Maine. You went
Speaker 1: to Maine. In Maine, there were a bunch of Harley
Speaker 1: guys on three wheel Harley's three wheel Harley. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: there's two wheels in the back and it's like a
Speaker 1: it's like a storage box on both wheels, and then
Speaker 1: you can put like your woman or your whoever on
Speaker 1: the back. There's a second seat. Huh. So if you
Speaker 1: weren't like, if you're the type, it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: really write motorcycles. I'm gonna tip over, it's not as
Speaker 1: safe or whatever. We're at the part in your life
Speaker 1: where you don't want to, like, you know, go around
Speaker 1: the turn really fast. They had Harley's on three wheels.
Speaker 1: Three wheels. So the monday we came back, I came
Speaker 1: back from Maine, we get an email from the head
Speaker 1: of our sales team here in New York that says, Hey,
Speaker 1: anybody here interested in owning or writing or Harley. Now
Speaker 1: normally I would have said I don't. I think I
Speaker 1: can handle Harley, But then I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I would absolutely ride three Harley, absolutely, because you're badass
Speaker 1: in the front and safety in the rear. It's like
Speaker 1: a reverse moments. It's the reverse Molle of the motorcycles.
Speaker 1: For that's great because because because from head on you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy, like you could take a picture of me
Speaker 1: from the front, like because you have the balance because
Speaker 1: you got three wheels, and from the back I look
Speaker 1: like a mall cop. But from the side it looks awesome.
Speaker 1: I it still goes. So you get all the excitement
Speaker 1: of Harley without riding one. Is that why they created
Speaker 1: these I think it's the people that either don't ride
Speaker 1: motorcycles or maybe or don't want to, you know, have
Speaker 1: that leaning one way or another. The Paul Ball cop, No,
Speaker 1: that's that's not a thing. My point, and my point
Speaker 1: is I may have to get one. That's how awesome
Speaker 1: they looked. At first, I was like looking at dude
Speaker 1: on a three wheeler. And then when I heard him
Speaker 1: pull out, he's like, Harley Man, Yeah, do that. I'm
Speaker 1: not into motorcycle. You're not into that. Like go like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you drive a car. You drive a car
Speaker 1: that makes it look like you're a driver, but you're
Speaker 1: not a driver. I drive a car that makes me
Speaker 1: look like a driver, and like I drive my Dodge
Speaker 1: Charger like I drive, and I put that, I just
Speaker 1: would you ride in a sidecar by the way, No,
Speaker 1: not if you were driving. I wouldn't trust anyone because
Speaker 1: a sidecar, I guess, is like when you're acycle and
Speaker 1: it's a little scoop seed next year, because guess what,
Speaker 1: you've gotten zero control over anything. Right, you have to
Speaker 1: sit there and god forbid someone doesn't you know, Oh
Speaker 1: you're a dead man. Maybe you're making a turn and
Speaker 1: you don't judge it right, well, all the old movies
Speaker 1: in the fifties and forties, or they go up on
Speaker 1: two wheels and the sidecar guy goes up in the
Speaker 1: air not doing that cycle smashed into the wall because
Speaker 1: you didn't judge properly when you're making the turn. I
Speaker 1: also wouldn't strap my hands cross your engines. I would
Speaker 1: not sit behind you and right right, bitch on on
Speaker 1: a motorcycle. I agree with you that right now there's
Speaker 1: people are going nuts stuck. Called riding bitch. It's called
Speaker 1: the same riding the back because no, you have no
Speaker 1: control right now. I know what if you're sitting in
Speaker 1: the side of a car like a passenger seat, I
Speaker 1: got an airbag. I I feel a little better about
Speaker 1: it than when I'm on an unprotected motorcycle and all
Speaker 1: I am is hanging on by my hands to your jacket. Right. Plus,
Speaker 1: if you're a guy, I'm not gonna put my arms
Speaker 1: around you not doing it? Yeah, where do you hold
Speaker 1: if you're a guy holding a gun another guy around
Speaker 1: you can't do the waist? Yeah, you sort of do
Speaker 1: it like hands on the hips, maybe hands in his pockets.
Speaker 1: Put your hand up on my hip. We dip. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, wait, Spruce is he looks really upset?
Speaker 1: Wait what's going on? He looks he looks mad? Don okay,
Speaker 1: So can I tell you about Spruce. I got grief
Speaker 1: because come in Spruce. I got grief because no, I
Speaker 1: got good grief. I got grief because Spruce did a cameo.
Speaker 1: Spruce did a cameo on my last episode of Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers, and I let him end the show with us.
Speaker 1: Will we we say it's time to shut this ship down?
Speaker 1: He joined in on the fun so people tweeted me, going,
Speaker 1: how come he's on Walker's Dog? He's be't going to
Speaker 1: brook and Boys. I've been in a long time. The
Speaker 1: crowd has been clamoring for Spruce on the Loop the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid Not No, they don't want the Jersey kid here.
Speaker 1: Who's Jersey Kid? I like great teas, yeah, but just
Speaker 1: not on the side. So a TV So you're a
Speaker 1: little so Spruce, do you write a TV s like manly,
Speaker 1: like go coots and and off road stuff? I have,
Speaker 1: but not since I've been in New York. Look like
Speaker 1: the kind of guy that would ride in a TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's from the mountains. Of West. No, you don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not commenting on your race. You said, does he
Speaker 1: look like what does that look like? He's like a
Speaker 1: dude that would get in it looks like a guy
Speaker 1: that you said, I look like a guy that was
Speaker 1: stealing a TV. Look like you'd a TV jack and
Speaker 1: look like a younger Al Roker. Wouldn't like a Saints fan.
Speaker 1: That's what's a TV story is going on a trip
Speaker 1: with real boys, like real men, and they want to
Speaker 1: read a t V s and zip line. You don't
Speaker 1: strike me as an a t V guy. He's from
Speaker 1: the Spruce is not from the big city. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Spruce is from New Orleans in the part where it
Speaker 1: ain't the city. Yeah, over there the trikes a tricycle, No,
Speaker 1: like three wheel big. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I never really one of those bad on a TV
Speaker 1: on the beach in Virginia Beach. You can ride them
Speaker 1: up and like that. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: is it for me? You should? I think everyone should
Speaker 1: do it. You should take that insurance policy first, listen,
Speaker 1: I think everyone. I should think everyone should do it,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of dangerous. Then talk to me about
Speaker 1: the kind of thing. It's probably fun because those things
Speaker 1: are kind of light. Once they get like a pancake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get up in the air because you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'm scared shitless. I'm not lying, I really am. I.
Speaker 1: This is the one thing I don't want to do
Speaker 1: in this coast record curse on your show, Yeah podcast,
Speaker 1: that's the role. Wow, just right out back when I
Speaker 1: am I okay, am I okay to go? Brodie said
Speaker 1: I should man up and do it. Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: do it. I mean, look, is it dangerous a little bit? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but isn't that part of the excitement. I guess living
Speaker 1: on the edge. See when you and I would be yeah,
Speaker 1: but he and I will drive a TV is like yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, the last in line and have like a
Speaker 1: seat belt when you driving. Yeah yeah, they have seat
Speaker 1: belts on those. Yeah, big air bangs. They do write
Speaker 1: huge banks have seat belts and air bags and you
Speaker 1: can actually harnish yourself and so you're not even moving right.
Speaker 1: They have flight attendants. Yeah that's great. They bring you
Speaker 1: a drink and they parked themselves. Yeah. You get your
Speaker 1: own pit crew. You guys, you're with me? Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, can I can I talk to Spruce
Speaker 1: about what you want? No, No, I want to. I
Speaker 1: want to just touch on something that happened on cruise
Speaker 1: that I was on. So I'm sitting I'm sitting in
Speaker 1: the Yeah, like Gilligan, So I'm sitting in the Haven restaurant,
Speaker 1: which is I'm mentioning it because it's a very quiet
Speaker 1: part of It's not stop it. It's just a very quiet,
Speaker 1: low key restaurant. At the table next to me, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring this up on the Big Show with Elvis.
Speaker 1: There's three couples, a really fat guy, a really really
Speaker 1: fat guy, and a relatively average weight guy and their wives.
Speaker 1: So the really really really fat guy is talking about
Speaker 1: all the food he's eaten, right, Oh yeah, I had
Speaker 1: a Fredo sauce. I put that on everything at lunch,
Speaker 1: and pizza and ribs and mac and cheese, and I
Speaker 1: was all this fattening food. You're describing all the cruises
Speaker 1: I've gone on. But he's talking about like really fatting food.
Speaker 1: So then the other fat guys like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: had this fattening fattening any other guy's like, no, I
Speaker 1: had some shrimp and some ever. And so the fat
Speaker 1: the really super fat guy is like, oh, well, if
Speaker 1: a dinner, I'll go off after dinner, we'll go off
Speaker 1: with dessert. We've got some cheesecake. And he's a fat guy.
Speaker 1: You go. I get why he's fat, but that's not
Speaker 1: the point in my conversation. I'm not fat shaming the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying painting the picture, big fat guy, a
Speaker 1: second fat guy kind of indulging him, right, and the
Speaker 1: guy who's not fat, and their wives. So the super
Speaker 1: fat guy, the waitress comes over. He would he's just
Speaker 1: would you like some coffee? Would like cann dessert? Right?
Speaker 1: He goes, oh yeah, give me a lot teg And
Speaker 1: he goes, you know what, second thought, give me a
Speaker 1: mocha cappuccino, what extra whip cream. So I'm looking over now,
Speaker 1: I have my cell phone in my hand. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why it's important in a minute. And the thin
Speaker 1: guy the other fat guys like, and the thin guy
Speaker 1: made a quick face, a quick face, like like you're
Speaker 1: fucking piling it on right, Like it was a quick face.
Speaker 1: I saw it. It was quick. So super fat says
Speaker 1: to him, you got a problem, a problem. So the
Speaker 1: guy's like he got busted right because he wasn't right
Speaker 1: because he thought that the fat guy was looking at
Speaker 1: the waitress. So the skinny guy, the thin guy will
Speaker 1: call him the non fat guy. He says, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they see you changed your order at the last minute, right,
Speaker 1: And I laughed because my wife always changes her order
Speaker 1: at the last minute, and that reminded me of my wife.
Speaker 1: It made me like super fat he was making fun of.
Speaker 1: So the super fat's face instantly goes from angry to oh.
Speaker 1: As he's finishing his sentence, his wife looks up. The
Speaker 1: thin guy's wife looks up and goes, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't change my mind? Face dropped, and
Speaker 1: super fat the face comes back. That was doubly mad
Speaker 1: because the guy lied to him. I made the face.
Speaker 1: And the guy looks at his wife like what the
Speaker 1: fund can't fucking go with it? Like she was shot.
Speaker 1: He was looking at her plate. She could have just
Speaker 1: not said a word. She looks up. She was like
Speaker 1: sort of listening but not looks up and goes, what,
Speaker 1: I don't have to change in my mind? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Fucking bitch? Why would you do that? Wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Super Fat dude looks at the guy and he's like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, Steve, Fuck you Steve, And Steve was like, dude,
Speaker 1: super fat he had him for a second. He had
Speaker 1: him like, oh my wife does that? He was like oh,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, no, I don't. That's a TV show.
Speaker 1: Super Fat Fat and slim boy. Yeah, slim guy whoever? Like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, for a second, he made up this whole story.
Speaker 1: Idiotic wife. Yeah, it's widely shut up. Almost got away
Speaker 1: with it, right, he said, you know, you know it's right.
Speaker 1: We're meddling teenagers. So that that was my So, okay,
Speaker 1: so here's the funny pot. Now we do this podcast, right,
Speaker 1: So I want to try to remember all of this
Speaker 1: for the podcast. So I have a file on my
Speaker 1: phone where I keep all my ship for the podcast.
Speaker 1: So now I'm not going to text it because it's
Speaker 1: a long story. So as they're yelling at each other,
Speaker 1: I'm doing this okay. Super Fat was talking about Alfredo songs.
Speaker 1: How you're doing play, I'm doing recap recap, So I'm
Speaker 1: like and then he goes to order the dessert and
Speaker 1: he wants the turn. There his other friends trying and
Speaker 1: I'm like looking to make sure they don't hear me
Speaker 1: because writing which has happened there? His wife tots and
Speaker 1: so you can see the file on my phone is
Speaker 1: the voice text of that what just happened? So that
Speaker 1: was I was like, don't get busted because if he's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? You're doing talking fat
Speaker 1: ye talking. Don't worry about it. I just gonna recap
Speaker 1: this and call you super fat. I think it's time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for us. Sometimes you send us stuff free
Speaker 1: ship for us, okay, sorry? Dress is the Brook and
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast, Scary Jones, David Brodie, David Brodie, Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: That's karen Z one hundred Radio, thirty two Avenue the
Speaker 1: America's New York City one O O one three right,
Speaker 1: that's correct. Sometimes we get free ship. What do we
Speaker 1: have today? Before I tell you what's in the I
Speaker 1: have two boxes? Uh this long this long one and
Speaker 1: this this short one. Um. I saw you may hear
Speaker 1: this bit on someone else's podcast. So you know our
Speaker 1: friends calling Me and Anthony used to work on the
Speaker 1: ELMS Straight Morning Show. They now host a morning show
Speaker 1: in Seattle. The crewise left from Seattle. So when I
Speaker 1: came back on the cruise. I met them in Seattle.
Speaker 1: We hung out, we had lunch. We had lunch at
Speaker 1: a shake shack, which will be a rant on the
Speaker 1: next episode of The Brooken Boys when I tell you
Speaker 1: what happened there if I can't tell you now because
Speaker 1: I got other stuff. So I was telling them about
Speaker 1: how we get free ship for us, like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a that's a great idea. I go, yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: great idea. Oh we gotta do that. No, that's like, well,
Speaker 1: we'll rename it, but we'll we'll slightly change the name.
Speaker 1: But that's great. People get send the stuff, you know.
Speaker 1: That's all there. So uh, if you listen to My
Speaker 1: Day Friday their podcast, they may because they can't there's
Speaker 1: rules on the radio by getting free ship, so there's
Speaker 1: no rules on podcasts the Moday Friday podcast, they may
Speaker 1: steal our bit. Okay, let them do that, but I'm curious.
Speaker 1: You know what we got when we got special shout out.
Speaker 1: This one's just from me. Sorry, This is from Lacey.
Speaker 1: Lacey G who lives in Alabama and you remember may
Speaker 1: remember a Lacey. She tweets us all the time. Lacey
Speaker 1: hooked me up about six months ago. Now, everyone listening
Speaker 1: to your podcast knows I'm a big fan of grape soda.
Speaker 1: More importantly, I prefer diet grape soda. Either way, it's better.
Speaker 1: Enough to pay for it, and we're good. It's good.
Speaker 1: It's best. It's best when you steal it. Did not
Speaker 1: taste scru She stole the grape, so I did not
Speaker 1: steal the grape soda the Chinese restaurant. I'm not go
Speaker 1: listen to the old episode the Chinese restaurant that she
Speaker 1: understood that was the DNA anyway, So Lacey lives in Alabama.
Speaker 1: There's a company called Grape of Coo that makes diet
Speaker 1: grape soda. It's one of maybe three or four grape
Speaker 1: diet grape soda companies in America. Much I love America.
Speaker 1: We have a shortage of diet grape soda companies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not much. So there's diet I know there's that. Diet
Speaker 1: fans even need forty more than one company that makes it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I've talked about this before. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: can sometimes find a diet soda and it's it's diet
Speaker 1: grape soda. It's terrible. So this should be one good
Speaker 1: one and we call it. Here's the problem. Grape a
Speaker 1: goo is a perfect diet grape soda. Okay, what's great
Speaker 1: about it? It just it tastes like grape soda. But
Speaker 1: it's it's full chemical. It doesn't taste like Okay, we're
Speaker 1: talking about eight yesterday. No, it's it's it's gluten free.
Speaker 1: It's free range soda, soda. Run around before they kill
Speaker 1: it's organic. I don't use a straw pastad. Get off
Speaker 1: my dick, all right. So the problem is it's an
Speaker 1: Alabama company. That's not the problem except that Alabama is located.
Speaker 1: Where in Alabama, Alabama it's located. Can you buy this
Speaker 1: stuff online? No, Bama Soda. It's sold in Walmart, but
Speaker 1: only in Alabama, Alabama. Walmart, Walmart dot com will not
Speaker 1: ship it. Why exactly? Amazon has it. Amazon has it
Speaker 1: for like residents of Alabama. Only it's like thirty dollars
Speaker 1: a case. Oh god, I'm not paying to fifty a can.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's a lot of money. You can
Speaker 1: go on eBay. You go on eBay, it's like five
Speaker 1: dollars for a case. And this is grape pico. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did they make regular but want it's like it's like
Speaker 1: grape pico something. So she sent me this right, here's
Speaker 1: a can. Oh my god, look at that, the whole case.
Speaker 1: That the whole case, the long form case. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So I used my supply of grape diet grape it
Speaker 1: up months ago and I made some comments somewhere and
Speaker 1: she's like, guess what I'm saying a little something. So
Speaker 1: thank you, Lacy. Free ship for me now, um, we
Speaker 1: have gotten a lot of free shipped from people. Usually
Speaker 1: it's custom stuff for us, like my diet Coke no
Speaker 1: ice shirt or they don't tweet me shirt. You got
Speaker 1: some shirts we got, you know? Okay, I got Stelladoro
Speaker 1: s cookies yes, weeks ago because shape of an it
Speaker 1: gets a long story. Spruce spruce is looking at me
Speaker 1: like I love that. It was a reference to something
Speaker 1: that I took. We've gotten Brody Steakhouse t shirts places
Speaker 1: that like Brody the name. We've had people who have
Speaker 1: their own shirt companies of custom design shirts for us. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna recapt everything. We have a guy now
Speaker 1: I met. I have a quandary. I got a Instagram
Speaker 1: direct message from someone who said they love I should
Speaker 1: have pulled it up. They love the show, love the podcast,
Speaker 1: and uh, they want to send us something free ship.
Speaker 1: So I sah, that's great. I gave him the address
Speaker 1: and uh, she's starting out a new shirt company and
Speaker 1: she's all excited. And so there's not custom shirts for
Speaker 1: us necessarily. These are shirts that she's trying to sell
Speaker 1: on her website. So now the question is do we
Speaker 1: take the free shirts because they're really cool and promote
Speaker 1: her company because we got them for free, or do
Speaker 1: we say, like, well, is she getting in the US
Speaker 1: for us or she getting the shirts for us to
Speaker 1: promote her company? What do you think what they are?
Speaker 1: I have to see what what exactly is this? Is
Speaker 1: this something that's tailor made to us? Is this stuff
Speaker 1: that would you know these Brooklyn Boys podcast is ms
Speaker 1: and things like that, don't tweet at me shirts? That's
Speaker 1: kind of specific to us? Or is it not? It's not. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see what we got and then we could choose
Speaker 1: to name or not name the company. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: open the box. I got the card. I'll read for
Speaker 1: the car. So these are two shirts your size and
Speaker 1: my size. I don't want, I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't scared. I appreciate that. I don't wear small,
Speaker 1: so large and extra large kidding, and uh it says
Speaker 1: look at this the name of the company. The front
Speaker 1: says ball above all, which are great. I like that.
Speaker 1: And it's sort of looks like a basketball finish even
Speaker 1: though it's red and on the bank. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It says boys in order. That's custom to us. It
Speaker 1: is customs. That's free ship for us, and that qualifies.
Speaker 1: And we should name the company. Okay, now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna name the company. But I have one thing
Speaker 1: I have to point out to her. And I don't
Speaker 1: have her name here. Oh yes, yes, yes I have
Speaker 1: her name. We spell boys with an S. She spelled
Speaker 1: it with Z. I'll still wear it. But for future
Speaker 1: people who want to send this ship. That's like boys
Speaker 1: in the hood. We're not the Brooklyn boys. We're Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: boys said Brooklyn style. So we're just Brooken boys. But
Speaker 1: with Z we're Brooklyn boys. Boys. Give it to Spruce.
Speaker 1: You are you boys? Are you brooken boys? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Shirt? There? Stop? Something something strike me
Speaker 1: something about Bruce. This is where Scar is gonna blame
Speaker 1: video games. To see like brooken boys in the hood
Speaker 1: speaking in the hood, Bruce, No, I feel like you
Speaker 1: would you be more boys? Be o y z? Really?
Speaker 1: Why can I be boys? I'm an educated young man
Speaker 1: and I know you are sounds as anybody I know,
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying I thought maybe Brooklyn Base you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, have you ever heard him sound like flavor? Flavor? Ever? No? Wow,
Speaker 1: here's what's happening in your area. Happening in your boys.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying so anyway, so what are we gonna
Speaker 1: do about this? Were You're not gonna wear it because
Speaker 1: you have to say her. You have to shout her out.
Speaker 1: I want to get Plus, she's grinded, and you gotta
Speaker 1: respect the hustle. Respecting the hustle sounds a little boys.
Speaker 1: What is he coming around? You? Respect her grind Come on,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for her. I gotta tell you. When you
Speaker 1: search on Instagram through your your messages, it doesn't search.
Speaker 1: It searches. It searches account name. Yeah, it doesn't. It
Speaker 1: should have you should. Actually it should search words keywords
Speaker 1: in your d M. Yes, but it doesn't. Never does.
Speaker 1: I can't search anyway. So she wrote me a very
Speaker 1: nice DM. All right, let me so, here's what she
Speaker 1: wrote in the card to the Brooklyn Boys, big fan
Speaker 1: of your podcast. Check out my new shop, uh shop
Speaker 1: dot spreadshirt spread like spread butter, spreadshirt dot com gets
Speaker 1: slash ball dash above all if you want to if
Speaker 1: you want to be serious about moving, why would moving
Speaker 1: your merch and being in serious you need a simple website.
Speaker 1: Everybody name is her name is Reggie, Reggie, Reggie. One
Speaker 1: more time for people so they can go buy one
Speaker 1: of those. All right, well you can just back it up,
Speaker 1: back up the podcast dot, back it up, back that
Speaker 1: ass up. Here we go again. And by the way,
Speaker 1: she included the https colan Oh my goodness, lash slash okay,
Speaker 1: one more time. We don't do that anymore. And you
Speaker 1: don't even need w W anymore. I know, shop dot,
Speaker 1: spread shirt dot com, slash ball dash above dash All okay, alright,
Speaker 1: I like that. I like them too. That that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that. That is awesome. Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, take care it door was not locked.
Speaker 1: Hit that. There you go, all right, love, I love Spruce. Alright,
Speaker 1: I got something to complain about on ESPN right after this.
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing over there with body and scary.
Speaker 1: So now what you know how I am with grammar? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not, don't use that term. I'm grammar. I'm grammar police.
Speaker 1: All right, super Nazi. That's fine. Why is that okay?
Speaker 1: Because he acted like one, and I understand the commentary,
Speaker 1: but to use that term with me the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's analogy. No, not what an analogy is. It's a nickname,
Speaker 1: and I not a grammar Nazi in terms of I
Speaker 1: did kill six million letters. So if we could move on,
Speaker 1: So you got the jingle for me, Grand Police, I
Speaker 1: sure do. Grammer pol, police Police. A couple of things here,
Speaker 1: hold on, I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: oh son of a bitch. Really no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said it. Hold On, I moved everything to a
Speaker 1: folder just for this episode, and I gotta find the
Speaker 1: episode number. Yeah, okay, that sucks. Hold on, No, here
Speaker 1: it is okay. Uh. Shady Jew Mobster, Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: love Shady Jew is one of our regular tweeters. So
Speaker 1: he tweeted me and he said, you would have been
Speaker 1: proud of me. Today. At a local restaurant, I asked
Speaker 1: for milk for my toddler. The waitress says white milk.
Speaker 1: I said, is there any other color? She said, there's
Speaker 1: chocolate milk. I said, chocolate is in a color, and
Speaker 1: I would have said chocolate milk if that's what I want.
Speaker 1: Boom right. She said yeah, but chocolate milk is brown.
Speaker 1: I said yes, but I asked for milk, not chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: Why are you making a simple order of milk so complicated?
Speaker 1: She said, I'm sorry. I'll go get his milk. She
Speaker 1: returned with his milk and a free beer from me.
Speaker 1: Free ship for me. Wow. Wow, that's a free ship
Speaker 1: for me and a ground Police's double double. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then Laura Daniel at Fancy Underscore Crants. She asked me,
Speaker 1: is the term regular milk acceptable? Would you like chocolate
Speaker 1: milk or regular milk with your meal, to which I replied, no,
Speaker 1: regular milk compared to chocolate milk. It's just milk. This
Speaker 1: is true. Regular milk compared to skim or fat free
Speaker 1: or two. That's fine. Here's regular milk, implies I want
Speaker 1: the milk that's just regular, no problem with no fat,
Speaker 1: just full fat milk. Regular milk is fine. But compared
Speaker 1: to chocolate milk, milk now, uh, Lauren park On on
Speaker 1: Twitter said, I know this may be a bit nitpicking,
Speaker 1: because of course I see these everywhere, but I have
Speaker 1: to pose the questions up and less. Isn't that just
Speaker 1: a store? Yeah? We did that last week, dude, two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Two weeks ago, I read that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, then I apologize. I just saw it again,
Speaker 1: all right, continue, Okay. So we also got a picture
Speaker 1: from the Underscore Uncle Underscore paulled to you that something
Speaker 1: like that. He put, look at this picture. He put
Speaker 1: a picture of a little bagel and a giant everything bagel,
Speaker 1: and on the top of the bagel, the big bagel,
Speaker 1: he wrote savage bagel and at the bottom he wrote
Speaker 1: hashtag bagel. Now, um, but that's not a freciate. I
Speaker 1: mean that I slipped that in, But I slipped in
Speaker 1: because I was in my folder here. Now I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: spagel doesn't have an eye. He spelled an s h
Speaker 1: I bagel. That's she Bagel like she Boygan or it's
Speaker 1: she boy right, jay Z, is she your boy? Ship?
Speaker 1: Bagel is just sh bagel Bengel. Okay, now, grammar police.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to a guy on ESPN radio in New York,
Speaker 1: and he's talking about the Jets and and and he's
Speaker 1: talking about the possibility of them having a good season
Speaker 1: or whatever he's talking about, and he says, could it
Speaker 1: be a possibility? Or more importantly, will it be a possibility?
Speaker 1: Those mean exactly the same thing, exactly the same thing
Speaker 1: it does. A possibility means could could it be a possibility?
Speaker 1: Is there a chance? So vannigot, could it be a possibility?
Speaker 1: Or more importantly, will it be a possibility? Well, they
Speaker 1: both mean is there a chance? You dumbassy sit on
Speaker 1: that one for a while. You're listening, going, wait, I
Speaker 1: think he's right, Yeah, and I'm right. Nick mass Mascondaro.
Speaker 1: Mascondaro wrote, he saw on TV. I was watching a
Speaker 1: baseball game. Looks like the Reds don't even know PNC Park.
Speaker 1: Whereas who plays there? Pirates? Oh yeah, Pirates and whoever else. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there was a sign right there on the TV screen frame.
Speaker 1: It said kids free ice cream eight four, so August four.
Speaker 1: But it's kids free ice cream? Right? Or is it
Speaker 1: ice cream? Right? Right? Exactly? That's what I'm saying, is
Speaker 1: that kid free ice cream? So yeah, So I'm more
Speaker 1: of a punctuation problem than a grammar police. We got
Speaker 1: one of those on the text messages that I didn't
Speaker 1: write it down, but it was something like, um, we
Speaker 1: broke up. I didn't know that we I didn't know
Speaker 1: we got back together. What she meant was we broke up.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. So I then we got back together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we broke up. I didn't know we got back
Speaker 1: to got back together with something like that, Carefully, you
Speaker 1: put your commas? You got anything else? Because I got uh,
Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta, I gotta. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to talk about etiquette on quickly. I let's
Speaker 1: let's let's wrap it up. Okay. I went to a
Speaker 1: went to a restaurant with my girlfriend. We were down
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore in Asbury Park, and the restaurant was
Speaker 1: the air conditioning was out already. It's a problem, right,
Speaker 1: it was the transformer had blown in town and it
Speaker 1: was a problem, and so they couldn't see people inside.
Speaker 1: So they were trying. They were trying so hard to
Speaker 1: please everybody by saying, you know what, it's a nice
Speaker 1: night out. It's boiling hot in at a restaurant. We're
Speaker 1: gonna some set up some tables outside. So what they
Speaker 1: did was they had an outdoor area to sit where
Speaker 1: they had tables, but because they had accommodate more people
Speaker 1: than usual outside, they just took over the whole fucking sidewalk.
Speaker 1: Yeah so so but this okay. So what they did
Speaker 1: was they start they start lining tables down the sidewalk
Speaker 1: outside the place and the stores that they were putting
Speaker 1: the other the i'm gonna call the annex of outdoor
Speaker 1: table seating was closed. The storefront. It was like a
Speaker 1: nine to five place. Understood, It's it's nine o'clock at
Speaker 1: night on a Saturday. These people they're gonna come in
Speaker 1: the next morning open up their shop. They're not even
Speaker 1: gonna know that. They were like when you're palking the
Speaker 1: driveway of a place that's not gonna be open for
Speaker 1: three days. So we were kind of a couple of
Speaker 1: tables down in the attics, and they left a little
Speaker 1: bit of space because between the restaurant and the other
Speaker 1: store at the close storefront, there's a doorway for the
Speaker 1: apartment building for the people to go in and up,
Speaker 1: so they had to walk through tables. They don't walk
Speaker 1: through tables, but I'm like, I don't know what side
Speaker 1: them on here, because which side of the doorway I
Speaker 1: was on the city. I was sitting down at the
Speaker 1: table eating my dinner, so I was past the door.
Speaker 1: I was past the door. You didn't pay full price
Speaker 1: of dinner? Did you? I did? Oh, you got ripped off.
Speaker 1: You're not even in the restaurant. You're eating street food
Speaker 1: at that point. No, I'm not. You're not. You got
Speaker 1: the ship, you got it. You're so far away from
Speaker 1: the restaurant you might as have taken the food home.
Speaker 1: You don't pay full price for that. Of course it's
Speaker 1: a white tablecloth plays. But my point is, do the
Speaker 1: people that were going in out of the apartment have
Speaker 1: the right to huff and puff and make side comments
Speaker 1: and being like, I'm talking out the side of their mouths,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna take pictures. One guy took a picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah I would, I would. What was he gonna complain
Speaker 1: to the city And he's gonna he's gonna suck the
Speaker 1: restaurant over. They were having an a c problem. They
Speaker 1: were trying to they were trying to accommodate their customers.
Speaker 1: Me being one of them, if I would have went
Speaker 1: hungry that night, I would have been pissed. They got
Speaker 1: meatball served two ways there, all right, yeah, close to
Speaker 1: the kitchen and down the block. And you got down
Speaker 1: the block. You fucked. You got fucked because their air
Speaker 1: conditioning situation caused you to not have a nice dinner inside,
Speaker 1: but it was a nice dinner outside your table. Wobble
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk because it was good. Now, we were
Speaker 1: good there, we were good, but not once you passed.
Speaker 1: I was a little peeved at the fact that the
Speaker 1: people that lived in the apartment above we were going in,
Speaker 1: they will make it a little bit extra like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh I gotta get through here. That was advocate.
Speaker 1: What if you live above that restaurant and they're constantly noisy,
Speaker 1: they leave the garbage in front of the street, and
Speaker 1: there's rats coming out, and they ruin your experience and
Speaker 1: you have to smell that same smell every damn day.
Speaker 1: The people and you've complained, people that lived in that
Speaker 1: building and that that we're going in and out of
Speaker 1: that doorway made it a point to tell everyone around
Speaker 1: them that they were a little Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I had to, you know, go between your chair on
Speaker 1: the left and your chair on the right, to to
Speaker 1: walk through. Hey, what they had packages? They got turned sideways.
Speaker 1: It was it wasn't a big problem. They could have
Speaker 1: walked around. If you own that apartment, if you lived
Speaker 1: in that apartment, like may you'd want like a straight
Speaker 1: dinner at it. It was kind of dinner. I was
Speaker 1: discussed discussing when I grow up. I'm like, do I
Speaker 1: have a right to be angry? Do I not? Is
Speaker 1: this something that do I have? I'm gonna guess she said,
Speaker 1: you don't have a right to be angry. Well, I
Speaker 1: was what she said. She said the same thing she said,
Speaker 1: you know what she said. We're sitting here, were having
Speaker 1: a great meal. Food was out of this fantastic and
Speaker 1: we we sat there and we were okay with where
Speaker 1: we was sitting, and I was just trying to feel
Speaker 1: for the people in the apartment building. But I couldn't
Speaker 1: bring myself to do it because the linguini with clam
Speaker 1: sauce and my hallib it was so good. It wasn't
Speaker 1: even still hot by the time they took a bust. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't think they did stay. I'm not. Did you
Speaker 1: have to make a long distance call to get the
Speaker 1: way to bring you a drink. I don't have a
Speaker 1: problem with the restaurant doing that. You should comment, and
Speaker 1: Robin told us to go home. You paid for dinner. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's why Robin had no problem. She's getting a free
Speaker 1: meal at twenty paces of forty. She doesn't care if
Speaker 1: she was paying for it. She'd been like the rest
Speaker 1: There was a restaurant in the wrong for setting up
Speaker 1: tables there to begin with, in front of the door
Speaker 1: near the doorway of an apartment entrance. That's all um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was feeling had for the people there, but then
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I'm like, you know what, fuck them. These
Speaker 1: people are rude. Let them. It's one night now, and
Speaker 1: then they want to go home and go to bed.
Speaker 1: They gottahitt the clanking and the talking. And these are
Speaker 1: residents of the And no, wait a minute. That doorway
Speaker 1: that went up, was it up over the restaurant or
Speaker 1: up over the closed business? Up over the restaurant? See
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. I wouldn't want to like Okay,
Speaker 1: it was part of the restaurant's address question. If you
Speaker 1: came home to your apartment building, you have a doorman, right,
Speaker 1: If you came into your revolving door, and then when
Speaker 1: people eating dinner there the table, we went go around
Speaker 1: the tables to get in. If I heard a transformer
Speaker 1: had blown and the restaurant was boiling and the customers
Speaker 1: were the ones, you know, you're helping out the customers
Speaker 1: of the restaurant, not the restaurant itself. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think that what you should have gotten office
Speaker 1: sitting that far away. Okay, see that's a whole other argument.
Speaker 1: That's my argument. If I have to walk, how far
Speaker 1: is the bathroom? Yeah, you have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: You have to walk to get into bad people. You're
Speaker 1: with me? Are slices are with me? They know him? Right?
Speaker 1: He should have got Until I'm up. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: set all over again. I'm ready to start another podcast.
Speaker 1: This was not a rant. This was anything rant. How
Speaker 1: is my etiquet question turned into you being angry? You
Speaker 1: weren't even spend any money. Nothing came out of your possball.
Speaker 1: I'm still pissed and you you overpaid the pizza at
Speaker 1: at lmb's. You didn't get the four three slices, you
Speaker 1: have twelve dollars and the whole pie where you got
Speaker 1: fucked second or whatever, was you didn't get twelve slices,
Speaker 1: then you pay full price to sit down the block
Speaker 1: at the McDonald's. Drive through your fun you and I
Speaker 1: don't want to trip. Pull up a taco bell and
Speaker 1: now just sitting a fold up chair. Right, you're sat
Speaker 1: on a folding chair, angry for me. They had to
Speaker 1: put a matchbox under the leg at the table to
Speaker 1: keep it from wobbling. No, would you like some warm bread?
Speaker 1: Sure well it won't be because it's coming from another state.
Speaker 1: You you you embarrassed me? What your what kind of
Speaker 1: brookly boy are you? I'm all I'm trying. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to have Oh we lost we lost a transformer. We're
Speaker 1: gonna put you on the next block. Do you have
Speaker 1: Google Maps on your phone so we can find your table?
Speaker 1: How much data did you use finding the did you
Speaker 1: have to put like oh wait wait, start your journey problem?
Speaker 1: Originally it wasn't. It was It was an etique question
Speaker 1: about the residents living there and if I should have
Speaker 1: felt bad for them to day to walk? Did they
Speaker 1: give you a snack on your way to the table?
Speaker 1: Holy sh it, you tell me a story like that
Speaker 1: to get upset. No, because the boys Rockland Boys, rock Glad,