Speaker 1: Second date of date whenever you're watching one of those
Speaker 1: hospital shows on TV, like Er or House or Gray's Anatomy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the doctors and nurses are always hooking up. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. My best friend worked in hospital for
Speaker 1: a long time. I think it's real. Yeah, because everyone
Speaker 1: who works there is attractive. Yeah. The lighting is always dim.
Speaker 1: And is there anything sexier than changing a soiled bed
Speaker 1: sheet in front of your coworker. I'm looking at Brook
Speaker 1: right now, and her shirt almost flew off when I
Speaker 1: said it's soiled Bedshe it's true. So I was not
Speaker 1: surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached
Speaker 1: out saying he met his date when he was at
Speaker 1: the hospital. Hey, let's get the story from Noah. Noah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? Hey guys, what's it going? Please don't
Speaker 1: tell me it was an unconscious Patientez, why did your
Speaker 1: head go to that? I don't know. I just like
Speaker 1: I met her. She was in a coma. She looks
Speaker 1: so peaceful. You guys are onto something, right, they're in
Speaker 1: a coma. You're always a ten. I guess I didn't say, no,
Speaker 1: do you work at the hospital? Is that the story?
Speaker 1: My grandma got a little bit sick and I nothing
Speaker 1: huge but taking in a hospital for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: And so I was in there with most of the
Speaker 1: time for the few days, visiting pretty frequently and stuff.
Speaker 1: And one of the nurses names Hollie, was taking care
Speaker 1: of my grandm and we just kind of started to
Speaker 1: hit it off. And I bet Grandma is excited, right
Speaker 1: because totally the last day that my grandma was there
Speaker 1: either we're going to discharge her an afternoon, and I
Speaker 1: just kind of gave her a cheesy line, like my
Speaker 1: granny before she dies, said she wants to make sure
Speaker 1: that her grandson goes out on a date with you. Oh.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I got Grandma, and you know, she
Speaker 1: gave her a little thumbs up, a little wink and
Speaker 1: then unplugged the k G machine just at that moment.
Speaker 1: That would be terrible. Yeah did it work, that's the question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it did work. Actually, she like laughed, you thought it
Speaker 1: was kind of corny and cheesy like it's supposed to be,
Speaker 1: you know, And and I was like, yeah, i'd loved you.
Speaker 1: Let's go out. Oh that's okay. I bet it was
Speaker 1: exciting for her too, because I'm like, you know, you're
Speaker 1: typically just dealing with sick people all day, not like
Speaker 1: hot grandsons. True, so that's exciting. Yeah, I mean i'd
Speaker 1: like to think. So, all right, you got the date,
Speaker 1: so where do you go? Yeah? So, you know what,
Speaker 1: I just decided to keep it real simple and easy
Speaker 1: and just go to the beach. You know. I packed
Speaker 1: a little thermits with a little cocktail in there and
Speaker 1: kind of went and put our toes in the sand
Speaker 1: and just hung out and got to know each other
Speaker 1: and talked and laughed and stuff for a couple of hours. Oh,
Speaker 1: a couple hours. So it was like you're wearing swimsuits
Speaker 1: at the beach type of situation or was it? I mean,
Speaker 1: not swimsuits but just casual Yeah, just okay, you weren't
Speaker 1: like splashing around, but you were just vibing having some drinks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Like I wasn't trying to get her into
Speaker 1: bikini on the first date or anything. You're not, you know,
Speaker 1: be respectful and stuff. So though yeah I was, I
Speaker 1: was in my manthunk for sure. I gotta give he's
Speaker 1: what they want. Yeah, you know it though, that's actually
Speaker 1: a really cute date. I think it sounds actually kind
Speaker 1: of fun. Yeah. Well with what happened next, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm glad I was wearing shorts and not a manthon
Speaker 1: because we noticed there was a little building right down
Speaker 1: the beach from us. What do you mean of building,
Speaker 1: like a boat house or something, or a lifeguard structure
Speaker 1: maybe like almost like a little community center building. Okay,
Speaker 1: like an event space. Yeah, there you go on a
Speaker 1: vent space, yeah, exactly, so we can hear music. And
Speaker 1: there was you know, just a couple of balloons and
Speaker 1: it said like reception for the you know you told
Speaker 1: with the wedding right like wedding reception thing going on,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, And I kind of was like, maybe
Speaker 1: just put her a little wedding crash. That might be
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Oh shut up, you guys crashed a
Speaker 1: beach wedding and you're like beach outfit And yeah, we
Speaker 1: actually better did really well because everybody else was in
Speaker 1: beach a tired two so we just slipped right in.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fun. Did you guys? Did you guys get
Speaker 1: a chance to like dance? And well, so weren't brave
Speaker 1: enough to dance, but I noticed there was a little
Speaker 1: photo move and I was like, hey, let's go snap
Speaker 1: a couple of pictures commemorate the fun kind of you know,
Speaker 1: who went to the photo booth, and a couple out
Speaker 1: of times they'll be like four or whatever. You Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the first two photos are regular, and then on
Speaker 1: the third one, I decided to take a little bit
Speaker 1: of a chance and leaned over and kissed around the cheek.
Speaker 1: You're playing everything right so far. I think it's spontaneous,
Speaker 1: it's flirty. It's flirty. I love it. I want to
Speaker 1: go on a date with getting. Hopefully we're able to
Speaker 1: figure this out, but if not, you and I can
Speaker 1: go town. Did she respond well to the to the kiss? Well,
Speaker 1: so I gave her I kissed on the cheek, and
Speaker 1: then for the fourth photo, I just go your turn
Speaker 1: and kind of put my cheek out during my head right, Okay,
Speaker 1: Then she didn't kiss my cheek at fall. Maybe she
Speaker 1: didn't understand because it goes pretty quick between those photos,
Speaker 1: Like maybe it was too much for her to register
Speaker 1: that quickly. I feel that you're calling his date dumb.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh my god, he just kissed me. Wait,
Speaker 1: what are you asking me to do? And then bam photo,
Speaker 1: you know, like yeah, yeah, I get it. I think
Speaker 1: if you point at your cheek after you kissed someone
Speaker 1: and go your turn, they would hopefully understand I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You're a genius using the photo booth. Not everybody is.
Speaker 1: I mean, that could be the case. Did you take
Speaker 1: it as she didn't want to touch you or that
Speaker 1: she was just overwhelmed? Well, because I just kind of
Speaker 1: joked I finished whatever. I was like, you left me hanging,
Speaker 1: you know, joking or whatever. She didn't really laugh either,
Speaker 1: And then the photos stood out on a look and
Speaker 1: she had a really weird book on her face, like
Speaker 1: for that fourth one there to cheat kiss. Huh, maybe
Speaker 1: your cheat kiss was bad in some way too much.
Speaker 1: It was enough of a look where I had like
Speaker 1: double check and make sure I wasn't mooning the camera
Speaker 1: or something like. It was just I don't know, I
Speaker 1: seem like offended her and made it a little weird,
Speaker 1: but I joked my way kind of out of it,
Speaker 1: kind of kept it light, and so the data and
Speaker 1: it actually okay, you just cut that fourth photo off
Speaker 1: of the strip that she was his ghosted me completely,
Speaker 1: and I just want to know, like, what's up. Did
Speaker 1: you try to kiss her again at the end? Of
Speaker 1: the day. No, No, not at all. Okay, smart, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're about to give her a call, but first, I
Speaker 1: think maybe you should reach out to your grandma and
Speaker 1: tell her you may need to get sick again, just
Speaker 1: in case we need to do an in person visit.
Speaker 1: Before we do that, though, we're gonna call Holly and
Speaker 1: get your second date update right after this. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: good one. I think we were all impressed with Noah
Speaker 1: in his first date. Oh yeah, even a little bit jealous, honestly, sure,
Speaker 1: because the only one of us who's ever crashed a
Speaker 1: wedding before is Alexis, and that was with her car.
Speaker 1: Didn't turn out quite as fun. No. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: looking for Noah and Holly snuck into a wedding that
Speaker 1: was happening on the beach where they were at, and
Speaker 1: they weren't there long. They just stole some cookies and
Speaker 1: took a photo in the photo booth. And that's where
Speaker 1: Noah also took a little bit of a risk with
Speaker 1: a rogue kiss cheek on the third photo. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that's crossing any lines. It's
Speaker 1: just a cheap kiss. Is different like cheeks all the time. Jeff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true, but that's a different cheek, So we don't
Speaker 1: know what the exact reason is. But we're gonna call
Speaker 1: Holly right now and try and figure out the reason why. Noah,
Speaker 1: are you ready to do this? Any final thoughts before
Speaker 1: we make the call? I'm ready. Nope. I just all
Speaker 1: works out good. I know. It's just so crazy. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you guys are bonded because you did something kind of
Speaker 1: naughty together, you know, jump it into a wedding like
Speaker 1: that shared story totally before we dial? Do you you
Speaker 1: and me? Noah want to do like a little cheek
Speaker 1: kiss for good luck? Why not? Yeah? All right? Three
Speaker 1: or one? I'll go first, okay, mm wow, okay, now
Speaker 1: you do me got back to well, let's find it out.
Speaker 1: Literally wiped. I'm not gonna clean my face for a
Speaker 1: whole week. Now I'm gonna dial Holly. Let's see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. Here we go, Okay, Hello, Hey
Speaker 1: is this Holly? Yeah? This is he? Who is this? Hey, Holly?
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from morning show called Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning Creative. You know my words are
Speaker 1: not doing as by the way, we're all here obviously
Speaker 1: this is the show. That's a Brook Jose Alexis, and
Speaker 1: we're all calling because we're interested to know a little
Speaker 1: bit more about your dating life. Um, is this a
Speaker 1: prank call? I don't. I don't understand. Not a prank
Speaker 1: call wouldn't be very funny if we produced ourself at
Speaker 1: the front. No, this is a second we do call
Speaker 1: the second date update. And one of our listeners went
Speaker 1: out with you recently named Noah. Oh okay, yeah, we
Speaker 1: heard about your date. It sounded super fun, like the
Speaker 1: beach and the Yeah. Yeah, he told us about the
Speaker 1: whole experience, and on our end, it also sounded pretty
Speaker 1: fun and pretty innocent. We want to get what your
Speaker 1: side of the story was. Did you have a good
Speaker 1: time with him? Well, yeah, I did, but I did
Speaker 1: kind of get a little mixed vibes from him. Mixed vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. If he told you we crashed the
Speaker 1: wedding together? Yes, Oh my god. It sounded so cute
Speaker 1: and kind of like risky. Yeah, I would think that
Speaker 1: that'd be exciting on a first dage. Yeah that was
Speaker 1: Brooks read on it, and she's notoriously into bad things. Yea, well,
Speaker 1: I thought it was exciting. It was fun, and we
Speaker 1: ended up going into a photo booth. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 1: was kind of like a highlight. Well Kendo kissing me
Speaker 1: on the cheek on like the third picture, and to
Speaker 1: me that was like a little quick cute, too forward
Speaker 1: and like, I like, really sudden for me. Okay, interesting,
Speaker 1: So it sounds like the cheat kids kind of just
Speaker 1: threw everything off for you and after that you weren't interested,
Speaker 1: not not really. So what happened was I did keep
Speaker 1: the photo boost picture. Oh cute him. I do kind
Speaker 1: of like him, but I'm also not really sure. And
Speaker 1: like I said, I kept the picture. And I have
Speaker 1: an aunt who's a psychic psychic an't Yeah, she's a
Speaker 1: psychic like psychic ant huh okay, And then um, I
Speaker 1: went to see her and they brought the picture with
Speaker 1: me and she did a read on it. They can
Speaker 1: do that, you can just read off of a photo. Well,
Speaker 1: my aunt can, I don't. I don't know about all
Speaker 1: the other psychics. Okay, what did she say? She said
Speaker 1: that Noah was a monster in his past life, a monster, monster, mobster,
Speaker 1: a mom a capone like that to you or not? Well, no,
Speaker 1: he committed horrible crimes in his past life. Like that's scary. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you're only Noah responsible for what your aunt thinks
Speaker 1: he did in his past life. Yeah, it's still it's
Speaker 1: still inside him. We we are who we were in
Speaker 1: our past life. And I think it. I think it
Speaker 1: explains a lot. It explains his danger side and like
Speaker 1: you know, he was like, let's go crash wedding and stuff. Girl,
Speaker 1: he stole a couple of cookies like he didn't like,
Speaker 1: you know, like believing in psychics or not. I would
Speaker 1: take your aunt's advice with a grain of salt. Exactly. Well,
Speaker 1: I believe it. I know. It's also like another kind
Speaker 1: of make feelings because he's the killer in his past
Speaker 1: life and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel
Speaker 1: about that. Wow, that's a lot of information, that is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how I feel that. I want to
Speaker 1: know what the killer feels about it, because I need
Speaker 1: to tell you, Holly, past life killers on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and he wants to talk to you, but
Speaker 1: Noah's on the line. Yeah it is. Hey, Hey, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Hi, I don't I don't really know what
Speaker 1: to say. So really, you you believe in like a
Speaker 1: past life, right, just to make sure I'm clear, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm kind of shocked, like and that I
Speaker 1: was a criminal, like a murder in past life. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, I don't really believe that.
Speaker 1: I'm not knocking her belief. But second of all, even
Speaker 1: if that was so, you're denying it. You're you're Noah,
Speaker 1: you're saying that you weren't a mobster in the past life.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm saying exactly that. Yeah. That's hard for
Speaker 1: me to believe, man, is it. I mean, that's what
Speaker 1: a mobster would do. No, how would you know? Well,
Speaker 1: how would you know? Her aunt read your picture? Dude,
Speaker 1: and like I am, I am attracted to you, but
Speaker 1: it's almost I can't risk my own life like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: wish you like wo wo time out, I'm out. I'm out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably would be on a mobster's good side. Like this
Speaker 1: isn't for real? Is it? You're messing with me right, Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that you were on the line.
Speaker 1: Why would I be messing with you? This is my truth.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know your aunt, psyche, right, woudn't
Speaker 1: let you no longer? Stuff? I mean secretly listening in
Speaker 1: tapping people's phones, very mobster like activity. So you're hurting
Speaker 1: his cause right now, Jeffrey. I mean the thing is,
Speaker 1: has your aunt ever said anything good about somebody you
Speaker 1: wanted to date? Oh? I rarely. I rarely asked her
Speaker 1: about it. I was I was just so on the
Speaker 1: sense about it, and I wanted extra help determining where
Speaker 1: I should go, And so I went to my aunt.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it'd be better to like go to
Speaker 1: him and give him another chance so I get to
Speaker 1: know him better, so I could end up with cement
Speaker 1: shoes at the bottom of a river? No? Is it
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty? I don't know. I can make it. I
Speaker 1: can make it really easy for you. This is like crazy. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make an offer she can't refuse. Here's my offer.
Speaker 1: Give me a kiss on the cheek. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: go out with somebody who thinks I'm seriously a killer
Speaker 1: in a past life and is judging you like that
Speaker 1: and then even says that you're threatened like your native
Speaker 1: for your life. You're not going to risk that. That's sorry,
Speaker 1: that's too much for me. Calm down, Calm down, I
Speaker 1: know how this works, Like, you know, just pointed finger
Speaker 1: and someone gets killed. So I don't want to be involved.
Speaker 1: Are you guys hearing him? Yeah, Holly, he was visiting
Speaker 1: his grandma in the hospital when you met him in
Speaker 1: the hospital. Not just a finger point. You have to
Speaker 1: say about a bing, and that's when the kid comes in.
Speaker 1: But I do seriously need to make an offer to you.
Speaker 1: I'm contractually obligated to do it, Holly. I have to say,
Speaker 1: we would love to send you out on another date
Speaker 1: with Noah otherwise known as Crazy Legs. Yeah. Well he's
Speaker 1: clearly upset now, and I don't think I should do
Speaker 1: that for my own well being. No, I mean this
Speaker 1: is this is your decision, Holly. So are you sure
Speaker 1: you want to turn am mobster down? You do not
Speaker 1: have to ask. The station is never checked and I no,
Speaker 1: are you? And I? You? And I still good? You
Speaker 1: wanna wanna? You want to go on a date with
Speaker 1: the notorious Noah too? Thumbs Giovanni for sale in the bay,
Speaker 1: don't do it? Yeah, you know how to romance Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. For a guy who claims not to
Speaker 1: be a mobster in a past life, he sure did
Speaker 1: have a lot of weird knowledge about it, just saying
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, why isn't that a turn on instead
Speaker 1: of a turn off? Oh? You like that, doesn't We've
Speaker 1: seen the movies. They're always pretty high, you know. I
Speaker 1: feel for powerful, like having them is my boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get into any speakeasy you want. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess there's somebody for everybody out there. What was
Speaker 1: what was your husband in a past life? I think
Speaker 1: a Labrador Retriever. That's a weird not totally different. He's
Speaker 1: just so happy, you know, Like she literally plays fetch
Speaker 1: with him. That's why he has a dog collar. Okay.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for our listener, we couldn't get him another day.
Speaker 1: I don't think about that. There was no shot there.
Speaker 1: I hope he finds love someday before he gets whacked.
Speaker 1: If you want to get a second a update emailed
Speaker 1: the show, We'll call the person who wasn't calling you
Speaker 1: that Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,