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Speaker 1: It's Thanksgiving week and we've covered with full hour episodes

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Speaker 1: this week.

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Speaker 2: Who else is pre funking?

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Speaker 3: You gotta eat a turkey every day?

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Speaker 1: So you're still now.

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Speaker 3: Potatoes every day?

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Speaker 1: I start with a cornish game hen and then slowly

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Speaker 1: work my way up chicken, yes, until I'm eating a

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Speaker 1: full turkey all on my own. Yeah, Yes, I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure.

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 1: We're so glad to have you here, and we love

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Speaker 1: to start with your comments because you are number one

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Speaker 1: most thankful. Yes you are. You know Thanksgiving? Anna said,

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Speaker 1: I feel like jeff is the type of person that

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Speaker 1: has those separation plates at Thanksgiving so his food doesn't

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Speaker 1: touch like a child.

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Speaker 6: I thought you're talking charger plates, actual child.

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Speaker 1: I could see that for jeff Yeah, me too. He's

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Speaker 1: not really a mix of food up kind of you

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Speaker 1: got a plastic kids plate. It's like a gold plate.

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Speaker 2: And I bet he doesn't even like poor gravy. I

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Speaker 2: bet he has mash and then dips a little bit

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Speaker 2: in the gravy. Interesting, doesn't he seem like a gravy?

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Speaker 1: So annoying? Just kidding. We love Jeffrey. All right, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get a lot of them. Here's your full hour

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: You ever done something so stupid it's actually genius?

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Speaker 3: No, it's broken, Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that the whole basis of this show?

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Speaker 3: Pretty much?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: I asked, because one very questionable decision just gave us

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Speaker 2: our new hero of the week. His name is Maurice

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Speaker 2: Lawson from Spotsylvania, Virginia, and the other day he decided

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Speaker 2: to play the state's lottery pick five game. Oh, very

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Speaker 2: simple to you. Just pick out five single digit numbers. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there's two drawings per day. You match the numbers, you win.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Maurice purchased four lottery tickets. Yeah, and it was a

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Speaker 2: you're a lottery guy. Usually when you play the lottery,

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Speaker 2: the strategies to pick out a few different combinations of numbers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, yes, Well Maurice doesn't think like we do.

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Speaker 2: He went with the bold strategy of using this same

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Speaker 2: exact numbers on all four lotto tickets.

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Speaker 7: That defeats the purpose.

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Speaker 2: He went four to three, four, four four, Wait four

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Speaker 2: times shows those those were his numbers.

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Speaker 3: Logically, terrible idea.

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Speaker 2: That's and trust me, the show is very familiar with terrible,

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Speaker 2: bad ideas.

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Speaker 1: You know that there's at least five people that are like,

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Speaker 1: I still don't get it.

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Speaker 2: It's like going all in as soon as you walk

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Speaker 2: up to the crafts table.

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Speaker 3: But wouldn't you know it?

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Speaker 2: Those turned out to be the exact winning numbers for

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Speaker 2: the day four three four four four.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean hits four times? Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Here's where it gets interesting because on two of Marisa's

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Speaker 2: tickets he wagered exact order, so both of those win

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Speaker 2: the top payout of fifty thousand.

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Speaker 1: Fifty k oh wait each he doesn't have to split it.

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Speaker 2: Each one, it's fifty. On a third ticket, he chose

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Speaker 2: any order that won ten grand, and on the last ticket,

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Speaker 2: he played the fifty fifty option, which added another thirty

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Speaker 2: k so in total thanks to his very dumb choice.

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Speaker 2: One one hundred and forty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 1: In one drawing congratulates that's actually so where the idiots

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Speaker 1: stupid If it would have just bought the one ticket,

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Speaker 1: it only one fifty thousand.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Maurice. Wow, we are so sorry forever doubting

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Speaker 2: your genius.

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Speaker 3: You are our hero.

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Speaker 1: Of the week.

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Speaker 3: My gosh, good work, Maurice.

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Speaker 2: Now for him back to your regularly scheduled stupidity with

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Speaker 2: the shock question of the day. Back over to Digital

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Speaker 2: Jake to bring our IQs even lower.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it, Jake.

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Speaker 7: For the last few days, we've been trying to answer

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Speaker 7: the age old question. Does too much self tanning spray

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Speaker 7: literally suck the intelligence out of a human body its spray.

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Speaker 7: We're tackling that question head on by playing three seconds

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Speaker 7: with Alexis. It's a game that tests the limits of

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Speaker 7: human knowledge or lack thereof, in a heart pounding race

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Speaker 7: against the clock that makes the Fast and Furious franchise

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Speaker 7: look like a casual stroll in the park. Alexis only

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Speaker 7: has three seconds to squeeze an answer out of a

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Speaker 7: few remaining brain cells that survived her college years.

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Speaker 2: Will you bet on her? Or will you not?

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Speaker 7: It's three seconds with Alexis, Right, Okay, We're gonna start

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Speaker 7: with Brooke Brook. Your category for Alexis is famous ponies. Yes, okay, Well, Alexis,

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Speaker 7: get it right or wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm so torn because if it's like racing horses, I

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Speaker 1: would say no. But if it was my little ponies,

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Speaker 1: then I would say yes. I think when you say ponies,

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Speaker 1: you're thinking of the cartoon character. So I'm going to

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Speaker 1: say she knows it right.

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Speaker 7: Brook's betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis, when

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Speaker 7: I stop reading the question and you hear the timer,

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Speaker 7: you can start answering.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 7: In nineteen eighty two, the toy My Little Pony was

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Speaker 7: created by has Bro and sold the kids around the world.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you three of the pony's original names,

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Speaker 7: and you have to pick the one that's made up.

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Speaker 2: It makes sense.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you three. You pick the wrong one.

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Speaker 7: Is it snuzzle, butterscotch or minty bottom?

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Speaker 1: Minty bottom? It's fake, right, that is correct.

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Speaker 7: There was a minty and there was a blossom, but

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Speaker 7: there was no minty bottom.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you gotta go onto those weird dating sites to

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Speaker 2: find minty bottoms.

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Speaker 7: Take your word for it, Jeffrey, and you will also

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Speaker 7: take the questions over to you. Jeff Okay, your category

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Speaker 7: for Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Is nineties movies.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you guys do a whole thing where Alexis watches

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Speaker 2: old nineties movies and does reviews on that, and where

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Speaker 2: Jeff on our podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's the only place you can hear it you gotta

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Speaker 1: go subscribe to our podcast Classic Movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't listened to any of the podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Every time I.

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Speaker 2: Walk in the studio, she seems thoroughly confused and turned

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Speaker 2: off by every single nineties movie she watches.

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Speaker 1: Not true. She enjoyed The Princess Bride.

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Speaker 2: Because the Princess I said it was okay. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna I'm not a fan of nineties movies.

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Speaker 3: She's not gonna get this right.

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Speaker 7: Right, Jeff's betting against Alexis again, Alexis. As soon as

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Speaker 7: you hear the timer, you could start guessing the movie.

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Speaker 7: Forrest Gum came out in nineteen ninety four, and it

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Speaker 7: was critically acclaimed among critics and viewers alike. It won

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Speaker 7: a lot of awards. Brooke actually made you watch it

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Speaker 7: this past year, so you should be familiar. Name one

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Speaker 7: other character in it other than Forrest and his love

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Speaker 7: interest Jenny.

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Speaker 9: Oh, no restaurant.

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Speaker 7: I could have named a handful of US presidents, any

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Speaker 7: historical Yeah, I had just anybody listed.

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Speaker 3: Here that the news reporter interviews him.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really like that movie.

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Speaker 3: Did work, Alexis? You did me proud. Jeffrey bet against

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Speaker 3: you and you got it wrong.

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Speaker 7: So jeff and Brooker both safe right now, Okay.

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Speaker 1: It was what you just watched.

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Speaker 7: Finally, to Jose, Jose, your category for Alexis is children's books.

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Speaker 2: Oh I think she likes children's books and still reads

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Speaker 2: them all the time.

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Speaker 1: Really, I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right.

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Speaker 7: Jose's betting on Alexis. All right, Alexis, your question is

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Speaker 7: in the very famous kids book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Speaker 7: Who was the owner of the chocolate factory?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's correct.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, everybody's safe.

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Speaker 2: She's smart. I would not go that far. You doing

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Speaker 2: something so stupid it's actually genius.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I will go that far Alexis. But that was

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Speaker 7: another rousing edition.

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Speaker 2: Of three Seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 1: And listen to gen Z Versus Classic movie on Spotify

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Speaker 1: search Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Now that we all got our predictions right, I think

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Speaker 2: that means Digital Jake is going to have to take

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Speaker 2: the shock.

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Speaker 7: Did I bet this game where it's impossible?

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Speaker 2: I did not think this through, and so Digital Jake

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Speaker 2: will be getting shocked while singing I want it that way.

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Speaker 2: By back, you are my fire the one. What DS

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Speaker 2: you said that on tour out bad. That was your

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Speaker 2: shock collar question of the day. We got your phone

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Speaker 2: tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: There are certain days where you never forget where you

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Speaker 2: were when the earth shattering news dropped and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning, that's true. Today is one of those days.

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Speaker 2: Hold your loved ones tight because camb Soup just released

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Speaker 2: its annual poll ranking America's favorite Thanksgiving side dishes, and

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Speaker 2: for the first time in sixty plus years, castro mashed

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Speaker 2: potatoes was not voted number one. It's a soup.

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Speaker 1: More than soup.

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Speaker 2: No, it fell to number two. This behind stuffing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm the only one in the room. I'll

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Speaker 1: take stuffing over potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Wet like your potato family from Idaho.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't eat potatoes until I was about fourteen. I

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Speaker 1: would gag on them. It was like.

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Speaker 2: You need to cut them up and chew them.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even like French fries as a child until

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Speaker 1: my mom showed me to dip it in mayonnaise, and

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Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Remember about this. It's scary dark day in the food world,

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Speaker 2: and it gets worse because the rest of the top

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Speaker 2: five are number three sweet potatoes so good, Number four

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Speaker 2: green bean casseroles, and number five mac and cheese. Is

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Speaker 2: a green vegetable ranked ahead of macaroni and cheese?

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Speaker 3: Is this even America anymore?

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Speaker 10: Not ja?

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Speaker 2: Next year, Brooks gluten free Macha kale muffins are going

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Speaker 2: to be in the top five.

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Speaker 1: You love those. They don't even taste like kale forward.

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Speaker 2: The poll found over half of Americans say they like

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving sides more than the entree portion of the meal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, turkey, My.

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Speaker 11: Family doesn't even do turkey.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be a dark, dark Thanksgiving this year.

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Speaker 2: And now we all know why. Laser Stories is coming

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Speaker 2: up right after this. It's the radio segment that's encouraging

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Speaker 2: shoppers to buy the hot new tech toy this year,

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Speaker 2: the gravy Fit smart watch. It counts your steps, tracks

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Speaker 2: your heart rate, and most importantly, dispenses warm gravy out

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Speaker 2: the side every time you hit five hundred calories. Screw

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Speaker 2: the potatoes, drip it straight into your mouth. Laser Stories

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Speaker 2: the segmentary read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

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Speaker 2: the other sauce bosses just don't. His first laser story

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Speaker 2: is out of the Place. That's number one in our

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Speaker 2: hearts and number one on the police scanners. Florida, a

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Speaker 2: forty one year old man named Anthony Day was recently

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Speaker 2: spotted marching down the middle of a suburban street smiling

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Speaker 2: No, this is just normal Florida behavior.

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Speaker 2: Next laser story is out of California. Three adult brothers

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Speaker 2: the depression era of San Francisco. That's cool, so the

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Speaker 2: One of the comics was titled Superman number one from

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Speaker 2: It looked to be in near pristine condition, So I got.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, guys took it to an auction house to have

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Speaker 2: it a praise. This past weekend, it just sold for

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Speaker 2: That's a record for a comic book. And it's not

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Speaker 2: even close. The previous one was Action Comics Number one

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Speaker 2: from nineteen thirty eight. That's what I thought was That

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Speaker 2: one sold for a measily six million just last year.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, you might as well use it as scraps toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of the

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Speaker 2: HOGI help desk, delicious snow secret. Businesses are kind of

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Speaker 2: struggling right now, but Panera Bread has a plan to

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Speaker 2: turn it all around, and that plan is cutting their tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: That is an issue.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 2: They weren't before, but promise by management next year every

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Speaker 2: salad offered at Panera will have cut cherry tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Whoa the cherry.

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Speaker 13: A little poppable.

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Speaker 1: And this is going to turn their whole thing around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is groundbreaking. It's all part of how they're

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Speaker 2: going to reverse course on cost cutting moves that shrank

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Speaker 1: So they got into the boardroom and they're like, all right,

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Speaker 1: how are we gonna take this guys?

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Speaker 2: That's right, the CEO said. The new strategy is the

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Speaker 2: complete opposite. It's called Panera Rise, and it includes plans

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Speaker 2: to refresh old interiors, put more money into labor, open

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Speaker 2: some new locations, and make sandwiches bigger and cut those

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Speaker 2: darn tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Investing in your own business could actually help profits.

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Speaker 2: Investing in your employees making them happier. I know it

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Speaker 2: sounds crazy to Yeah, that's not gonna work.

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Speaker 1: That's not the American way.

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Speaker 2: The CEO said, We've made the guests chase the cherry

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Speaker 2: tomato around the bowl, but next year that finally ends.

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Speaker 1: Wow, was the whole reason I didn't get lunch there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was.

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Speaker 3: It's a whole new world.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your final laser story out of Turkey

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Speaker 2: Headquarters day with the country or the birds.

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Speaker 1: Either one.

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Speaker 3: We're going the bird on this one.

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Speaker 2: No matter how serious you are about your diet, the

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Speaker 12: Gets all carve You mean challenges How much can I eat?

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Speaker 14: Right?

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Speaker 2: Sure, it's a holiday where it's virtually impossible to count calories.

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Speaker 1: Why would you who does take the day off brook things?

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Speaker 2: Diet means die from it? Yeah, well, a new report

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Speaker 2: decided to do it for you, Jeff getting eched. It

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Speaker 2: looked at how many calories people are downing at the Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: To you is it's the information you're going to bring

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Speaker 2: You know how much calories you just potato.

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Speaker 1: Hit the trade me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, blood sugar is dangerously low right now.

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Speaker 3: Someone needs to feed you.

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Speaker 1: The holiday.

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Speaker 2: Just look there's good news and bad news from this.

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Speaker 2: First of all, the average Americans caloric intake during Thanksgiving

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Speaker 3: Calories to the hospital and looking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not that's not.

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Speaker 1: That Baderry's pie is like fifteen hundred.

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Speaker 12: That's gotta be before the pie and the nutrition to say,

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Speaker 12: two thousand calories a day more than Actually, according to

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Speaker 12: dietary guidelines in the US, adults should consume anywhere between

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Speaker 12: sixteen hundred and three thousand calories per day.

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Speaker 1: You know, it depends on what size the vehicle is.

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Speaker 2: You know, it also depends on age and weight and

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Speaker 1: Tell me what a whole pecan pie is and I

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Speaker 1: will kill you. Yeah, now, of course that's what I'm

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Speaker 2: Stats are for the whole day, So the Thanksgiving number

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Speaker 1: Sorry, And you gotta eat a little breakfast because you've

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Speaker 2: Ge right, So yeah, that all that, that's the bad

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Speaker 2: and that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: You're the one who said eat more broke turtle toes

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Before today, I thought the worst kind of first day

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I invite her to thom Man.

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Speaker 2: I was wrong because we got a voicemail from a

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Speaker 2: guy who planned a whole date night that actively involves

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Speaker 15: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: And then it only gets weirder when he reveals the

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Speaker 3: It's definitely true.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it when we play all these messages

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Speaker 2: coming up in a brand new loser line right after this.

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Speaker 8: Is this the right number? It's a line good.

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Speaker 2: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 3: The jar of honey.

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Speaker 2: And that's when you leave him the number of the

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Speaker 2: it's Joey.

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Speaker 16: Look, I just want to I want to apologize and

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Speaker 13: I guess.

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Speaker 2: That's the funniest image of a girl walking in a men's.

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Speaker 2: Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet

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Speaker 1: It's interesting that she's found him attractive. Yeah, I like

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Speaker 17: Hey, I hope this.

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Speaker 15: Isn't gonna ruin things, but.

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Speaker 2: My dad's gonna drive us on our date.

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Speaker 17: since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,

451
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Speaker 17: you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's

452
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 17: dropping us off at the burger place. He's probably just

453
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 17: gonna sit there and wait till we're done, and then

454
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Speaker 17: after he'll take us back home.

455
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Speaker 3: So I mean, we could do whatever we want there.

456
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Speaker 15: He's he's pretty relaxed about like rules and stuff like that.

457
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Speaker 15: He's not gonna bug us. So I don't know, if

458
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 15: you want to ask your mom, just let me know

459
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Speaker 15: if she's down for something like that.

460
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Speaker 1: Next, I just feel like somebody needs to explain, Like

461
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Speaker 1: ride shares to him. Yeah, you know what I mean,

462
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: a chance. This is a moment that you spring for that. Like,

463
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Speaker 1: I understand, you can't drive, you don't have your driver's license.

464
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: You made a terrible choice, but let's take care of

465
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Speaker 1: it in a different way.

466
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But you know what's an even better double

467
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 2: date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with

468
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 2: your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.

469
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Speaker 1: Are you with your family?

470
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm just going off of this. So many strange and

471
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 2: sensual segments are available to consume for brothers and sisters

472
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 2: and mommies and dads.

473
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Speaker 3: I don't want to go there.

474
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 2: Make sure you watch the video of us in studio

475
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 2: reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before

476
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 2: you hit the lights and spin that bottle.

477
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Speaker 1: Baby, you're gonna get us taken down. I don't really

478
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: do anything. I don't even want to have family dinner

479
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: with my only family after you said all.

480
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 2: That, I'm just showing you how to get it hot.

481
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: Right now, Let's keep turning up the heat by going

482
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: back to these clips. Oh yeah, next message busted?

483
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Speaker 18: Uh okay, Ladanian, I don't know why you felt the

484
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 18: need to lie to me about who you are.

485
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 19: And I'm feeling pretty stupid for believing you.

486
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 18: But do you think I was not going to go

487
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 18: home and look you up, like I thought a white

488
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 18: guy's name would be Ladanian and he was a star

489
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Speaker 18: running back in the NFL. Uh, you do realize that

490
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 18: all that information is available on the internet. Yeah, so

491
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 18: you totally freaking lie to me. And I really really

492
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 18: wanted to believe you because I just thought, well, even

493
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,199
Speaker 18: though he's short, maybe out of shape, maybe he's like

494
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 18: super fast or crafty on the field. I really wanted

495
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Speaker 18: to believe you. But absolute both and your little.

496
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Speaker 19: Friend Levian or whatever the hell his name was, I'm

497
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 19: pretty sure he was not the person that you said

498
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 19: he was either, So lose my number, don't text me

499
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 19: good luck with your freaking fake NFL career.

500
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Speaker 18: Idiot.

501
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,479
Speaker 2: Next message, so you're telling you there's two white, pudgy

502
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 2: guys running around telling women they were pro NFL running

503
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 2: backs named la Damion and Levion. They're giving out the

504
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: loser line to these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll.

505
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 6: She's like, look, you may have faked your career, but

506
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 6: I had your number, so I got.

507
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Speaker 1: The last one.

508
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: She believed it for a second.

509
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: And that's the scariest part is that people are buying

510
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: it to the story.

511
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, next message, dude, I swear I've never been so

512
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 2: shocked in my life. And like, I'm sorry that I

513
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: had to walk out of the bar on you after

514
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes, but it was just like who lives

515
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: like that?

516
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 18: Seriously?

517
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 7: No one, and I mean absolutely no one is using

518
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 7: brit of filters anymore.

519
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 18: I can't even believe you shall have one.

520
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: I actually care about what goes into my body.

521
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 19: Okay, so that's why I drive out like once a

522
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 19: week to the well onside my grandpa's house.

523
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 13: Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.

524
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: Do you not realize the brit is part of the

525
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 2: Chinese government and they're making.

526
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 18: Them every time you buy a Britle.

527
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 14: Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.

528
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: A good job, britt of Filters.

529
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Speaker 13: It's a new thing.

530
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Speaker 2: Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for

531
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: all of China's military and nuclear weaponry tastes so crisp.

532
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, can't wait till he gets dysentery from his grandfather's.

533
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: Remember listen to the loser line regularly at this time every week,

534
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.

535
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, no filters here, Jeffrey.

536
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 2: No, you can all of your favorite loser lines right there. Now.

537
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a phone tap right after.

538
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Speaker 8: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

539
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Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who's a rare type.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

541
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Speaker 2: She doesn't like going out to restaurants or to big

542
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: sporting events or concerts. No, she prefers spending her time

543
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 2: at the library.

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00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay.

545
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: According to her partner Steve, she checks out books all

546
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: the time and really loves it. The only thing she

547
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 2: doesn't like is the city recently reduced the hours that

548
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 2: they're open.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is not easy to get to the

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Speaker 1: library these days.

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00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: It's made her very upset, and now the city's about

552
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Speaker 2: to make another major change that she's probably not gonna love.

553
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

554
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 8: It's another.

555
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties.

556
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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi, is this Abigail. Yeah speaking hi abigil This is

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Speaker 2: Dave from the public Library. I hope it's okay that

559
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: I give you a call. Has found your number in

560
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 2: our system?

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00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 10: Uh, sure, what is this about.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know that you're always one of our best,

563
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: most loyal patrons, and we're really appreciative you always return

564
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: books on time every week.

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Speaker 3: We want to thank you for that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, of course, now we do need to speak with

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Speaker 2: you about some changes that are going to be coming down.

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Speaker 3: The pike over here.

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Speaker 10: What kind of changes.

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Speaker 2: Well, as you're aware, the city is in a little

571
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: bit of a budget deficit again, Yeah, probably.

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Speaker 10: For the twenty eighth year in a row. They can't

573
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Speaker 10: seem to get anything right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that is fair.

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Speaker 3: They don't manage their money very well.

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Speaker 2: But as you know, the library does fall under the

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Speaker 2: city umbrella. And so while we will not be upping

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Speaker 2: the late fees like some people.

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Speaker 10: My books on time anyway, right now.

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Speaker 2: I understand that I'm just saying, starting next month, we're

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Speaker 2: going to be instituting a cover charge similar to a

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Speaker 2: bar or a club.

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Speaker 3: Give me what a cover charge?

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Speaker 10: What does that mean?

585
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Speaker 2: Have you not been to a bar or club? I

586
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,719
Speaker 2: guess need you go to the library? So probably not

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Speaker 2: none of your.

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Speaker 10: Business, frankly, can you just elaborate.

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Speaker 2: Well, so if you have a book that you reserved,

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Speaker 2: let's say, and you just want to walk inside. That'll

591
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Speaker 2: be seven dollars.

592
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Speaker 3: At the door.

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Speaker 10: Seven dollars, well.

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Speaker 2: Ten dollars on the weekends, because you know Saturdays and

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Speaker 2: Sundays are our most popular days. What kind of half

596
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Speaker 2: would an idea is that we just we need to

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Speaker 2: find a way to supplement the deficit because we don't

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Speaker 2: have enough money to stay open.

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Speaker 10: So you're going to punish people for going to the library.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, not punish. We're going to charge people, not

601
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Speaker 2: hit them.

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Speaker 10: This is not okay. You cannot charge people to go

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Speaker 10: into the library. I'm there every week, and I wouldn't

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Speaker 10: pay a quarter to get in.

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Speaker 3: You're right, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: You'd have to pay seven dollars or ten dollars on

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Speaker 2: the weekends.

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Speaker 10: Hey, smartness, it was just an example. I wouldn't pay

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Speaker 10: a cent.

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Speaker 2: Well, good, because we wouldn't accept since we would only

611
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Speaker 2: do I got it only to accept credit cards. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you just you seem a little bit upset.

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Speaker 10: Yes, of course I'm upset. I go to the library

614
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Speaker 10: every week. I take books out every week, I return

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Speaker 10: them every week.

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Speaker 15: Okay, now you're telling me I need to.

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Speaker 10: Pay you to come into the library.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I've heard all that already. I'm just trying

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Speaker 2: to relay this information to you.

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00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 10: Well it's unacceptable.

621
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Speaker 2: Well you need to accept it because it's happening.

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00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 10: I will not accept it, you know what.

623
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you think about it for five seconds

624
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: and then check back in with you.

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Speaker 10: It does not matter how long I think about this.

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Speaker 10: It is unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: Two one Have you accepted it now?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 10: I have not accepted it. Because is there a manager

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Speaker 10: I can talk to.

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Speaker 2: I'm the last employee who works here. So what you

632
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: know what I'm going to do for you? If you

633
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Speaker 2: come in today, I'll knock a dollar off of your

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Speaker 2: cover charge.

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Speaker 10: I already told you I will not be paid to

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Speaker 10: come into the library.

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Speaker 3: It's only going to be six dollars. Do you accept it?

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00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: Five seconds? Five?

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Speaker 10: I do not accept it.

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Speaker 2: Three? Two?

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to back up to seven dollars. I'm sorry.

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00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 2: The deal has gone away.

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Speaker 10: I don't even know what to say.

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00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 2: Also, I don't really know if this matters at this point.

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00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: But in an effort to connect with the younger generations here,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna be rebranding and no longer call this the library.

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00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 10: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life.

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00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: We're gonna be calling it D's Books.

651
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 10: This has to be a joke.

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00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 3: That's books with a Z.

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00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 10: There is no way that you, or the city, or

654
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 10: anyone in this world could come up with an idea

655
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Speaker 10: of this as nine.

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00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: Well, you're right, it wasn't me or the city, but

657
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 2: your partner Steve might be asinine to come up with it.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your partner.

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Speaker 2: Steve emailed our show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

661
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Speaker 2: and he said he want us to do a prank

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Speaker 2: phone call on you.

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Speaker 10: Oh okay, get it.

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Speaker 2: Steve said that you love the library so much and

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Speaker 2: you really hate change, so he wanted us to mess

666
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Speaker 2: with you.

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00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 3: And we thought, okay, well maybe we can combine both.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you had me going. I'd had to be

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Speaker 10: the dumbest idea I ever heard. Driving people a cover with.

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Speaker 2: A library these books.

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Speaker 10: I don't even know what's happening right now.

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Speaker 3: You know me either.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I'll see at the library, all right, I hope

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00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 2: so probably in the.

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Speaker 3: Self help section. Okay, wake up.

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Speaker 8: Every morning with phone taps weekday Mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

678
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Speaker 2: On a first date at a nice restaurant.

679
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 3: What could go wrong with the meal?

680
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 13: Not a lot.

681
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 2: I got a chef cooking for you. I mean, like,

682
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: you eat it way too fast and now you're just

683
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: staring at them for the next fifty minutes doing nothing.

684
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks like every dinner date with my husband.

685
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: That man shovels the.

686
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 2: Food, or maybe your card gets declined and your mommy

687
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 2: has to come and pay for you. Although kind of

688
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 2: a good flex that your mom loves you enough to

689
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: do that. There are plenty of options, and we've actually

690
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: heard a lot of them on this show. But one

691
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 2: of our listeners says he made a different restaurant faux pas,

692
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: and it happened early while he was still holding the menu.

693
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 2: Y oh no, We're going to find out if it

694
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: derailed his chances in your second date update. Right after

695
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 2: this second Date update, the results are in.

696
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

697
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 2: Because recent studies have shown about fifty percent of couples

698
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: now meet online compared to just twenty two percent only

699
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: five years ago.

700
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's a huge John it's like the pandemic,

701
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: like super Yeah, it made.

702
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 3: A really normal, really quick Yeah.

703
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 2: So now going forward, Brook, if you want to spice

704
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 2: up the relationship with your husband, you're going to have

705
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: to make him a dating profile.

706
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 8: Oh okay, I.

707
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: Think I could make him a really good one.

708
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 2: I mean to be honest, Well, I think joke's on you.

709
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 3: He already has one.

710
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: Wait whoa.

711
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're looking for a third right now, according to him.

712
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 2: And we're not going to go into that because I

713
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 2: want to talk right now. Because to Jordy, the listener

714
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: who wrote into our show because apparently he met a

715
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 2: girl out in real life, bucking all of the latest trends,

716
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 2: you're the minority now, I r L Jeordy, good work,

717
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

718
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: Hey guys, So where'd you meet this woman?

719
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: So?

720
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 14: I met Harper at this German bar? Actually, uh, you know,

721
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 14: I was playing bachi ball.

722
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: Do you guys know what that is? You have bought

723
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 3: you ball on my rooftop of my apartment.

724
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: So he tossed big these like big colorful balls onto

725
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 2: like a field, and then you try to toss other

726
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: balls towards the ball.

727
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: It's an Italian game playing at a German bar. But

728
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: what happened?

729
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 7: Yeah?

730
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so you said her name was Harper.

731
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, she was actually a waitress there.

732
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I assumed that she was going to be

733
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 2: like playing in the stall next year or something like that. Right, No, no, no, no, no.

734
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 14: She was super cute, and I mean she was super

735
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 14: helpful too, because I actually had to have this like

736
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 14: long cock with her to tell her to cut off

737
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 14: one of my drunk friends.

738
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: Friend, you had to do it like nicely.

739
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's happened to you, and you just don't

740
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: if you have good.

741
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: Friends, if anything, probably makes you look kind of good

742
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 2: to her because you seem like a responsible guy exactly.

743
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 14: It's like watching Jerry Springer. It's like you look better

744
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 14: than those people.

745
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Oh can I ask real quick? Was there an indication

746
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: that she was interested in you? Because cute waitresses get

747
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: hit on all the time and.

748
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: They smile and everyone thinks they're getting brok tries to

749
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 2: get them to be the third in her relationship.

750
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: Harper, I mean, Harper is a hot name.

751
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: But again, sorry, that is a conversation for another day.

752
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: Tell us, how did you work Harper?

753
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: That's not the right way, Jack, How did you get

754
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 2: harper to agree to a date?

755
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 4: There?

756
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 2: It is?

757
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 14: Well, I just simply asked her on the way out.

758
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 14: I was like, look are you single? And she said

759
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 14: was asking?

760
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: And I said I am good.

761
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I decaid I'd love to take you out sometime.

762
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 14: And she actually gave me her Oh.

763
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: Dude, if we done this and it's our loser line O.

764
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 13: Line.

765
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: Also, is that your only meet up? Or did you

766
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 2: guys actually have a date. No, No, we had a date. Okay,

767
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: so it is her numbers because we all know she.

768
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 3: Probably just gave you a number to get ready.

769
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: So what did you do?

770
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 14: We went out for drinks, little food. You know, she

771
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 14: looked amazing. I mean when she was like out of

772
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 14: her waiter outfits.

773
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: You didn't need to mention the second part.

774
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 19: She knows.

775
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I did have one embarrassing moment on

776
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 14: the date. We tried to order some keyshe Lorraine, and

777
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 14: I said, quickie, Loran. You know I didn't take French

778
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 14: in high school, Like excuse me?

779
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you're.

780
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 3: Also clashing with the batch you ball in.

781
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: The Germans don't want to be elitist by being able

782
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: to say keish.

783
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 3: That's a tough wor what was her reaction.

784
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: She totally laughed it off.

785
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 14: It was a little embarrassing, but after that, like I

786
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 14: think it kind of lightened the mood a little bit,

787
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 14: and from thereat.

788
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: Especially if you can be self deprecating about it, you

789
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it could almost even turn

790
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: into like your inside joke together.

791
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the next thing, I speak German and then you

792
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: just ruin it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

793
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 14: So we actually like kissed at the end of the day,

794
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 14: so that was nice. And she was the one who

795
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 14: texted me that night saying that she got home safe

796
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 14: and that she certain wait to see me. So whoa,

797
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 14: Like it seems super clear, right.

798
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: Are you sure you didn't read that wrong too?

799
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 2: There's no way to read that I was in English.

800
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 14: I think.

801
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've you've had a solid first date. You

802
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 2: kissed her at the end of it. She's the one

803
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 2: saying I can't wait to hang out again.

804
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: And how long has it.

805
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 14: Been It's been like ten days or so.

806
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 6: Well, something must have happened in her life, Like I

807
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 6: already have a feeling this is not your fault.

808
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: I oh, I can see that, like were I don't know,

809
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: maybe work got crazy or there's a family emergency.

810
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: She kindled something and was just oh, yeah, who knows,

811
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: But what's happened in those ten days? That's a long time.

812
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 2: Have you asked her like, what have you done? Yeah?

813
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 14: I mean there was one time where I thought one

814
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 14: date was gonna work, but then she asked about a

815
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 14: different date, So I don't know.

816
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: A ball player came into her work.

817
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 2: Might be okay, Well, we can reach out to Harper

818
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 2: for you and see if she agrees to going out

819
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 2: with you one more time. If not, then you might

820
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 2: have a backup. Often because Brooke and her husband.

821
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 8: You know, but.

822
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: Jeff is not online.

823
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 3: Oh that's right.

824
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, we only like the online one able to.

825
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: Keep some distance. Sorry, but you know what, We'll work

826
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: on Harper first and try and get you your second

827
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 2: date update.

828
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: Right after this.

829
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 2: Second date update, we're in the middle of a second

830
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 2: date update with our listener, Jordy. And Jordy likes cute

831
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: waitresses at German BATCHI ball bars. He likes to mispronounce

832
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: Keish Lorraine just to seem vulnerable and flawed.

833
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: How did he say something?

834
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, you said Quicklyitch. What did you say, Jordie?

835
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 8: I said, quick.

836
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: And he really likes to receive texts saying I can't

837
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: wait to see you again, because that's exactly what is dade,

838
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 2: Harper said to him after they went out. So why

839
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: is she not jumping at the chance to hang out again?

840
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the one that said she wanted to Jeordy.

841
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: You think there's another guy who mispronounces French words even

842
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 2: worse than you do.

843
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 3: Maybe that's her thing.

844
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, maybe.

845
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, he tried to order me a quabernet, having.

846
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: Gone, oh oh yeah, that's hot. Yeah.

847
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you have mispronounced.

848
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 3: So much pronounced.

849
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 14: I mean, look, Harper is a really cute waitress. She

850
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 14: probably has a lot of guys asking her out.

851
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bet she's saying no fifty times

852
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: a day, every other table. It's so annoying. But that's

853
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: why you're so special, is that she said yes to

854
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: you and you guys had a great day issue she said, yeah.

855
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 14: But like, look, guys, if that's it, if that's the

856
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 14: thing where she has another guy, like, just convince her

857
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 14: that I'm a good guy.

858
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: You know, in the five minutes so we've spent with you,

859
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: totally will vouch for you.

860
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 7: Thank you.

861
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: You're welcome like a good guy, honestly.

862
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 3: Not even kidding.

863
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of good guys insist how good they are.

864
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 2: So we're just gonna trust you on that, and we're

865
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: gonna call Harper.

866
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 3: Let's see if she answers.

867
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I don't know you. I mean, you

868
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 2: seem nice from a little bit be spoken. Okay, you

869
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 2: just stay where you're at, though, buddy, we don't know

870
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: you that.

871
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: Let's get her on the phone.

872
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, is this Harper?

873
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 14: Yeah?

874
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 13: Who's calling?

875
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: We're a radio show calling called Brook and Jeffrey in

876
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 2: the morning. Good morning, Hi Harper. That half of the

877
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: room isn't very excited to talk to you, obviously, but

878
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: I don't think she talked to us.

879
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: This half of the you just don't want to come

880
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: into What are you calling for? See?

881
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is something we do call the

882
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: Second Date Update. And one of our listeners named Jordi,

883
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 2: asked us to reach out to you anything else?

884
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 13: I said, what do you want me to say?

885
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: You remember?

886
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 2: Okay, We're just trying to help him out because, according

887
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: to Jeordi, he says he's been putting in a lot

888
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 2: of effort trying to figure out a good time that

889
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: would work for you to meet up just because he

890
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 2: felt like you guys bonded connected.

891
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: Is it just something where the schedules aren't aligning.

892
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 13: No, there was just like a lot of effort.

893
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 14: That's kind of a problem.

894
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: What too much? What do you mean?

895
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you elaborate?

896
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 13: I mean, like on the surface when I met him,

897
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,959
Speaker 13: like I was working and then we went and hung

898
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 13: out and like he was a good guy, and well

899
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 13: that's like what I was looking for.

900
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's what you were looking for. I mean,

901
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: like I thought, so okay, so what changed?

902
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 13: So we hung out and it wasn't until after that

903
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 13: I realized something was off. Like I had every intention

904
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 13: to go out again.

905
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what's the problem. Is it something about him?

906
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

907
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 13: He gave me three options to hang out all in

908
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 13: a row, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Like, why is he

909
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 13: so available?

910
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: Wait? What do you hold on?

911
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 7: Did he want a three day date or he was

912
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 7: just like pick a day and we.

913
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: Can do that one.

914
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 13: No, he was like, these are all the days that

915
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 13: I'm available, And I have to believe me and my

916
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 13: friends do that. There's a guy between the age twenty

917
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 13: four and thirty two ish. If they have that much

918
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 13: time to hang out, it really means that he's a loser.

919
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, wait a loser. Wow, you're calling him

920
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 2: a loser because he gave you multiple options of times

921
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 2: where he wants to hang out because he likes you.

922
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, because like they're all in a row, and it's like, Okay,

923
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 13: he should be grinding away planning for his future. Wait,

924
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 13: maybe not working or like working on a promotion or

925
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 13: getting somewhere.

926
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: Maybe he is, like, in my mind, you're a waitress.

927
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: So he's probably just trying to give you options because

928
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: it's probably hard to align schedules, Like he probably figures

929
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: you work on the weekends.

930
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 13: I mean that sounds like an excuse he to use.

931
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: I guess well, it sounds like he's doing it for you,

932
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 2: because nowadays we hear from a lot of women who

933
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: tell us guys don't put in enough effort, they want

934
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,959
Speaker 2: the easy thing, they don't really care. Yeah, Jordy sounds

935
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: like the total opposite, Like he's willing to do whatever

936
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 2: just to see you.

937
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: Make plans the other days that you say you can't.

938
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't say that.

939
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 13: He was like, I'm wide open, and I'm like, well,

940
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 13: what else are you doing with your life? Just pursuing me?

941
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, sadly this makes but doesn't mean we agree

942
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 6: with it.

943
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't know that it does make sense to me.

944
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: He's not a loser. Like you liked him, You liked

945
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: everything about him. You said that he tracked all your boxes. Basically, yeah,

946
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: I mean he did.

947
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 13: He actually had decent hygiene.

948
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 2: Which see Okay, but but he's too available for you.

949
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why it's hygiene is so good. He has

950
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: got time for it. I mean again, you don'tant a date.

951
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 9: Someone who wants to hang out every single day sometimes

952
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 9: like they need to have a life.

953
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: Well sure, oh god.

954
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 13: And especially in the beginning getting to know who they are,

955
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 13: and it just seems like he's just wide open to

956
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 13: do whatever. And okay, but we're trying to build who

957
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 13: we are as people.

958
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: What would you want his response to be when you say, hey,

959
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you again. What should he

960
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: have written.

961
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 13: Back to He shouldn't have. He should have just let

962
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 13: me hang for a bit.

963
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 3: That was a red flag.

964
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it's cut of like a game.

965
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to tell you this because

966
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 2: it's not that he he's like super available to talk

967
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: to you. An, that's not what this is.

968
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: He was so busy. It's like we had to call

969
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: him so many times.

970
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: It is just in the middle of his extremely hectic day.

971
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 2: He's taken a little bit of time to jump on

972
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: the phone right now to talk to you because Jordie's

973
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: there a harper.

974
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 13: Oh so you've been on the phone.

975
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: Just a little bit, like barely.

976
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 14: I heard you call me a loser who has too

977
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 14: much time on his hands.

978
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 13: Well. Yeah, they asked me to be honest, and I

979
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 13: was honest.

980
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: She didn't asked me what was I mean, that's what

981
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: Jordie wanted. He wanted to know.

982
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 14: Do you think I'm a loser because I want to

983
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 14: go out a second time? Like that part doesn't make

984
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 14: any sense.

985
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 13: No, it's just it's just a little red flaggy to

986
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 13: be able to hang out three nights in a row,

987
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 13: and like, my perfect guy would never do that. He

988
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 13: shouldn't have all the time in the world for me.

989
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sorry, my perfect guy shouldn't have all

990
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: the time.

991
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 14: Be totally clear, I didn't want to hang out with

992
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 14: you three nights and I gave you three options.

993
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 13: Okay, you're just being a little way too chill at

994
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 13: this time in your life. You know, now the time

995
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 13: is to work hard and we're going to chill later.

996
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, well you're servant. Stein's in a German bar, like,

997
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: I mean, she probably makes more than I do here.

998
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

999
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: Well, it's just like, what are you doing to do

1000
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: the same thing?

1001
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 13: Well, you don't even know me, so how about you

1002
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 13: shut your mouth?

1003
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? You who are you complaining about the people bringing

1004
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: you alcohol?

1005
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: I think being a server is a great job. But

1006
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: she's like expecting him to like do all these big

1007
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: great things, like what are you doing to plan for

1008
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: your future?

1009
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: You stay in your lane and keep not tipping people.

1010
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: I just like, I hate when people do that.

1011
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 3: This is about Jordie.

1012
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: Jordie, she's concerned that you're too free and you're too available.

1013
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 2: Prove to her that that's not true. Busy and how

1014
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: much you got going on?

1015
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: Are you don't want to date?

1016
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1017
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 14: I mean it sounds like that would be more attractive

1018
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 14: to you. I mean, I just don't understand why you

1019
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 14: want to play these games. Like we met in real life,

1020
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 14: I thought you were a good person.

1021
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually a point.

1022
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 3: I mean, how busy are you right now?

1023
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 14: I mean I'm kind of busy. I'm not totally busy.

1024
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 8: I mean.

1025
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: You're super busy, right slam?

1026
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 14: Okay, Like, look, I'm looking to get busier, all right?

1027
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 13: See red flaggy much?

1028
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, he sounds like a nice guy.

1029
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 2: That's what she wants. She doesn't want that, but you

1030
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 2: did want.

1031
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: It that night.

1032
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 14: Look, look, Harper, let's rewind. Pretend I didn't call you

1033
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 14: for two weeks? Are you turned on now?

1034
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 13: Weeks? It's only been ten days.

1035
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: We're imagining, Harper.

1036
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 13: I mean, the reality is you sent me a lot

1037
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 13: of freaking texts with like a lot of freaking days,

1038
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 13: and now you have me on a radio show.

1039
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 6: It does look bad.

1040
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 3: It's pretty bad.

1041
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 2: You know what The thing is, we made him do it.

1042
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got all the time in the world.

1043
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 2: He didn't even want to be here, he didn't have

1044
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 2: time to know, but he was kind enough to take

1045
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: a little bit of time out to do this with us,

1046
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 2: just so that I could ask you if you would

1047
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 2: like to see Jordi one more time, and we would

1048
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 2: pay for that date.

1049
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,280
Speaker 3: I don't even know if he's free.

1050
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 2: Honestly, Jordi, are you even free interested? Not anymore?

1051
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: I'm all booked up.

1052
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. She's like, so I'll see.

1053
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 7: You next weekend.

1054
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm not really into these games that he's

1055
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 13: playing with me, and I'm not going to follow.

1056
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 2: Sweetie was talking like Brook, Now this is okay, no,

1057
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 2: no such game.

1058
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 3: Alright, this is going bad.

1059
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: Looking. Jeffrey in the morning got a text into seven eight, five,

1060
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: nine to two that says, with that out look, I

1061
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 2: hope she's ready to die alone.

1062
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think she just doesn't actually a boyfriend.

1063
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like everybody's.

1064
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: Saying that she's like looking. She says she's looking for something,

1065
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: but she found it because.

1066
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 3: What she just wants to be wanted.

1067
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 2: And the outlook that I think they're referring to is

1068
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: the theory that if a guy says he's available to

1069
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 2: hang out with you multiple nights in a row, that

1070
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: means he's a loser and must have absolutely nothing going on.

1071
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 6: Is not correct that because when girls try to hang

1072
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 6: out with me and I tell him I'm sorry, I

1073
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 6: got two jobs.

1074
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: I'm streaming video games every single night. It also deters.

1075
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: Yes, it also matters what you're busy doing got my

1076
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: D and D club on Friday on Saturday night, so

1077
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 1: I can't hang out.

1078
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 8: Sorry, but I.

1079
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 7: Make tons of money.

1080
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, guys, just give up. There's going to

1081
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 2: be easier to be Just quit because actually they're going

1082
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 2: to feel more attracted to you that you've.

1083
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 3: Given up on that.

1084
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: Women based on her, I mean.

1085
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 2: Just too late. She speaks for all women.

1086
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 9: Hey, how do cancel it?

1087
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,280
Speaker 1: My two guys?

1088
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 3: You saw that coming.

1089
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 2: But you know what, if you need help with your

1090
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 2: dating life, go ahead, email the show. We'll call that

1091
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: person who isn't calling you back, and go check out

1092
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 2: all of our podcasts. We are the home of the

1093
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 2: second Date Update wherever you get yours at Broken Jeffrey Brook.

1094
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey in the Morning.

1095
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 2: Oh this is your final reminder take your last hot

1096
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 2: selfies of the year now before your body is ruined

1097
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 2: by cramming your face with pounds upon pounds of delicious

1098
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: holiday foods. Yeah, because yes, eating season is coming down

1099
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 2: the pike, and we're gonna celebrate that by undoing the

1100
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 2: top button on all of our pants and playing a

1101
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 2: game guaranteed to clog your arteries and stop your hearts

1102
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 2: in the good way.

1103
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're not just taking our pants.

1104
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 3: Off trying to have a little bit of decency.

1105
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 2: Still, we're gonna do it in a brand new edition

1106
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 2: of riffin Around. Yes, a special eating season version of

1107
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: the game that tests your musical knowledge and asks are

1108
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: you smarter than a radio DJ?

1109
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 14: Yes?

1110
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: Probably, but now you can actually prove it when we

1111
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 2: play Riffing Around coming up right after this, do you

1112
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 2: smell that either Brooks got another bun in the Dutch

1113
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 2: oven or it's time for a fresh baked edition of

1114
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 2: Around riff Around where I play the instrumental of a

1115
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 2: famous song and my co hosts apparently take off their

1116
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 2: clothes and then they show their complete lack of musical

1117
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 2: knowledge by trying to guess the tune. And because Thanksgiving

1118
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 2: is right around the corner, all of today's songs have

1119
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 2: foods in the title. No, they're not necessarily Thanksgiving foods,

1120
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 2: but they are foods, I can assure you. Okay. And

1121
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 2: Jose obviously has the advantage as the resident foody of

1122
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 2: the show, But brook this could be right up your ally.

1123
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm a resident I consider myself a foodie.

1124
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: But we're going to start with a girl who uses

1125
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: a cooked turkey as her reference for the ideal spray

1126
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: tan Alexis. Name this food theme song?

1127
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 3: The title the correct title?

1128
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: Am no, what is it called?

1129
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 2: I know? I couldn't. Oh my god, I need a guest.

1130
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,439
Speaker 2: Can't go through all the lyrics here? The lyrics three

1131
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 2: two one? All right, we're going to if you can see.

1132
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 3: Need a guess.

1133
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 2: I don't have Brook by the Ocean. I couldn't think

1134
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 2: of the lyrics. All right, I'm diabetics. I'm We're onto you.

1135
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 2: Your repute as a mother is on the line if

1136
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 2: you fail to correctly identify this food themed song. It's

1137
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 2: a classic.

1138
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 7: High Oh she got one of the works in the.

1139
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 2: Stealing. It's the beginning of the song.

1140
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: You can't it's the beginning.

1141
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 2: We're subtracting a point from Brook for arguing about hose

1142
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: can you steal it? I'm gonna go with wrong. The

1143
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 2: correct answer was American Pie by Don McLean.

1144
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: Miss a subtract a point because you made a poor musical.

1145
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 2: Chative to we're trying to set an all new record.

1146
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 7: You and I may win just because.

1147
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gotta go.

1148
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 2: We're on to Jose all those nights watching food videos

1149
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 2: on the toilet. It will have paid off if you

1150
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 2: can guess like tacos or Chinese dumplings. Let's see you

1151
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 2: can get this song changing it up the vile bit.

1152
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: This isn't a family thing?

1153
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh oh, joy is gonna get by Justin Bieber.

1154
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 3: That's one of Jose's.

1155
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 6: Favorite I love this song.

1156
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 2: We're on to the second round here. The score is

1157
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: Alexis zero. Jose's in the lead with one Brooke taking

1158
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 2: up the rear with the negative.

1159
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: I was up one. Jeffrey Aude does not fly on

1160
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: riff away back to Alexis.

1161
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 2: Alexis, please name this food theme song.

1162
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: Sugar Yeah style.

1163
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 3: I haven't written down already.

1164
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: You coming, They've not song in two notes?

1165
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: Really, I thought it only has to be the hook

1166
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 2: of the song. The rules chance to redeem yourself. I

1167
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 2: will double your points here if you can correctly guess

1168
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 2: this food theme song.

1169
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 4: A very popular song all over the world.

1170
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: That's not it.

1171
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 2: Surprisingly, I'm gonna go with uh turkey legs steal it.

1172
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: I don't know to no, it's not that sounds like.

1173
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 2: Got it, got it fruits wrong? Okay, take what is

1174
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:57,439
Speaker 2: butter but bt s of course, Jose jumps into soul

1175
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 2: control of the lead with too correct and again I'm

1176
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 2: gonna give you double points because this one's tough. If

1177
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 2: you can correctly guess this song.

1178
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 6: Oh my God, dance too much, the pants dance? What's

1179
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 6: it called? What's it called?

1180
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: Jolly time? By Wow Jose?

1181
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: I heard so long?

1182
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 2: You're four correct. Alexis has one Brooks still negative to there.

1183
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 2: Let's go there. It in final round and this one

1184
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 2: we're gonna mix it up a little bit. Not looking

1185
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: for the song with food, but the artist who's associated

1186
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: with food.

1187
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: I need the artist that's associated also for.

1188
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 3: The third time, artist is associated with food.

1189
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 2: Wait, wait a minute, here we go. Alexis, name the

1190
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: artist that sings this famous.

1191
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 9: Song, oh Black.

1192
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 2: I guess easy.

1193
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: I just sighed, That's all I did.

1194
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 2: I just side Brooke. Insert disparaging comment here. Named this song?

1195
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 2: You know, don't name the song. Name the artists who

1196
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 2: sings this song the Cranberries. It was too easy for

1197
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 2: She gets one correct, bringing.

1198
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: Her triple points on that one back down to negatives.

1199
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: Then you questioned it and you lost it. We double

1200
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 3: negative two.

1201
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 5: It's like negative four.

1202
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: I mean negative two is actually generous. Jose to take

1203
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 2: it home. Name the artist who sings this song, Oh

1204
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 2: don Jose ten Posco on the n of the ripping

1205
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 2: around thanks to an edition, is Jose.

1206
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 14: Blane right around in the gravy boat.

1207
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,479
Speaker 2: I'm jeff row row row your throat to boat.

1208
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 3: Your phone tap is coming up right.

1209
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 8: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1210
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: Today, We've got Lilia on the phone. Who is playing

1211
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 2: you from the Big Island this morning? And I believe

1212
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 2: it's well yeah, and we're not great with names over here,

1213
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: because I told Alexis that out in the hallway and

1214
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 2: she said, oh, the Big Island of Virginia.

1215
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: Names or geography, jeff or we don't even know the word.

1216
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 2: Not good with anything's Staten Island?

1217
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 8: Dude?

1218
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: What are you doing on the Big Island right now?

1219
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 2: I work over here? Oh you? Oh god?

1220
00:59:59,400 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 8: Wait?

1221
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 1: What are you gonna eat today? That's what I want

1222
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: to know.

1223
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 8: There's so much to choose from, you know, the poke.

1224
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: Hungry. I'm getting too excited. I've got to lead.

1225
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 2: It's a good strategy. You're like throwing brook off with

1226
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 2: this shrew and she's already beat you once Brooks. She's

1227
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 2: want to know against you all time to go. I

1228
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 2: don't know, Lilia. You know how the game works. He

1229
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

1230
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 2: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1231
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 2: do have to beat Brooke outright to win.

1232
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1233
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 14: Yes?

1234
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 2: I am, good luck. Your time starts now. Travis Barker

1235
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band.

1236
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:41,959
Speaker 18: Oh My God?

1237
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 14: Past?

1238
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 2: A manometer is used to measure what distance, pressure or

1239
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 2: length length?

1240
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 3: In basketball?

1241
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 2: What is the penalty called when someone uses both hands

1242
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 2: to bounce the ball double dribble? Name the famous French

1243
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 2: sculpture of a naked man sitting down with his hand

1244
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 2: on his chin. The Federal Railroad Administration says, how many

1245
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: times does a train need to blow its whistle before

1246
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 2: it can move forward? That's a good question for training whistles.

1247
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: I didn't even know this was a thing. That's awesome.

1248
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 2: So Brooke is coming back in the studio, and I

1249
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 2: see in my phone screener here, Lily that for Thanksgiving,

1250
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 2: your going down to Mexico to visit family.

1251
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm going to Oh my.

1252
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 2: God, just tropical place to tropical place.

1253
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: Amazing food you eat.

1254
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 3: On Thanksgiving in Mexico.

1255
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: So then they're celebrating chickens.

1256
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they celebrate our thanks Okay, yeah, the whole

1257
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 6: world does exactly what we do America, Broye.

1258
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: And if they don't, will make them do everyone surrounds

1259
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 1: around us.

1260
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 2: I forgot. You don't how many Thanksgiving specials around.

1261
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 8: Have fun?

1262
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1263
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 3: I hate us?

1264
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 2: Okay, brock you your time starts now. Travis Barker celebrates

1265
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 2: a birthday today. He's the drummer of what famous band

1266
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 2: A man meter is used to measure what distance pressure

1267
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 2: or length pressure?

1268
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 3: In basketball?

1269
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 2: What is the penalty called when someone uses both hands

1270
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 2: to bounce.

1271
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: The ball double hand?

1272
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 2: Name the famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting

1273
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 2: down with his hand on his chin. The thinker the

1274
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 2: Federal Railroad Administration says, how many times does a train

1275
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: need to blow its whistle before.

1276
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 3: It can move forward?

1277
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: Three times?

1278
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 3: She went with the triple blow.

1279
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: Oh it could before here comes the train.

1280
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 3: Find out in a second. First, let's go to the

1281
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 3: scoreboard with Jose.

1282
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 2: Take your pants off. I don't even know your name. Lea.

1283
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 2: You got one correct today, man, it's.

1284
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:58,919
Speaker 1: A tough one.

1285
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooke, you got three, couldn't get me this time?

1286
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 2: All tied up one in one all time. Let's go over.

1287
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 2: The answer is real quick. Though Travis Barker celebrates a birthday,

1288
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 2: he is the drummer of Blink one E two. A

1289
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 2: manimeter or a mon monometer.

1290
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: Monometer probably is right. I'm a mameter.

1291
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 2: Monometer is used to measure pressure and it confined space,

1292
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 2: like in a boiler.

1293
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 3: And if it was a manometer, it would measure length.

1294
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: In basketball, the penalty when somebody uses both hands to bounce.

1295
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 3: The balls called the double dribble.

1296
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 2: The famous French sculpture of a naked man sitting down

1297
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 2: with his hand on his chin is called the Jeffrey

1298
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 2: aka the Thinker.

1299
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: She just laugh She thinks she's as sweet lady she likes.

1300
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 2: And the Federal Railroad Administration says before a train can

1301
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 2: move forward, it's got to blow its whistle two times.

1302
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: My grandmother always told me it was them going here

1303
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: comes the train. I think it's real. I'm telling you.

1304
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: My grandmother wouldn't fly, so we spent a lot of

1305
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: time on trains with her.

1306
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know. It was a very depressing life. Okay,

1307
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 2: so literally, unfortunately we couldn't get the victory there, but

1308
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 2: just for being on with us, you do get some

1309
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 2: free Brook and Jeffrey swag.

1310
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 14: Thank you guys.

1311
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 2: We'll be back to Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow