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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: You've got Nerds Morning Show. So Danielle just realizes here

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Speaker 1: on the Wednesday show, Well, it felt like such a

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Speaker 1: short show because you were only here for half the

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Speaker 1: show is so funny. I looked at the clock and

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Speaker 1: I was like twenty before and I'm like, how the

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Speaker 1: hell did that happen? Then, oh, that's right, I was

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Speaker 1: late because the damn traffic in the weather. Than Sorry, guys,

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Speaker 1: I told you to go home. You did, but I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad you didn't. We had

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Speaker 1: a much better show because you were here eventually. Uh. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the day. This is the Wednesday, December eleven,

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Around the penis shaped table,

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Speaker 1: We've got Gandhi and Scary and Dave Brody. I'm at

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Speaker 1: the sensitive part and then uh, and on the other

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Speaker 1: side of the sensitive part is Garrett more closer to

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Speaker 1: the tip, and and down here next to me at

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Speaker 1: the very the base is Danielle. Yeah. Hello, I'm at

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Speaker 1: the base of the shaft. This is disgusting. It is

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Speaker 1: funny because I wrote about this in my book about

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Speaker 1: how people if you're wondering what it looks like in

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Speaker 1: our studio, I said, at the base of a very

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Speaker 1: long penis looking table, and I don't know how it

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Speaker 1: ended up looking like this. Bah baha, my asked sometimes anyway,

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Speaker 1: So here we go. It's Wednesday. We're about to hop

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Speaker 1: into the Elvis Drain Morning Show. Uh magic bus. Head

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Speaker 1: on down the turnpike to Philly for Qno. Two's jingle Ball.

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Speaker 1: What are you wearing tonight? I have no idea. I'll

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Speaker 1: come up with something. Q two is jingle Ball. I

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Speaker 1: enjoy because it's relaxed. It's chill backstage. It's not a

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Speaker 1: ball of electricity in the bad sense like Z one

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Speaker 1: hundred jingle ball, which is people shoving each other and

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Speaker 1: you've got back there it is. When we walk in,

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Speaker 1: they hand us a bucket of chicken and pizza. Y,

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Speaker 1: we do have the chicken. Tell us I got it.

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Speaker 1: You you're you're thinking about what to wear. I got

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Speaker 1: something you've never worn before. I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: people will respect it. You wear the seventies sixers personalized

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Speaker 1: jersey they gave you. I do have that on stage.

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Speaker 1: First time you'll be wearing a jersey. Is it sleeveless. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't wear that hockey basketball jersey. I have cafeteria

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Speaker 1: lady arms. I'll put a t shirt. Na that oh scary,

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Speaker 1: you wanted your microphone on. I was gonna say, you know,

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Speaker 1: ye yeah, put a long sleeve shirt. Put something really

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Speaker 1: cool or the tattoo sleeves that DEETI Gregorious Philly's jersey.

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Speaker 1: But they don't make him yet because he just got signed. Yes,

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Speaker 1: maybe next year anyway, So tonight's tonight. I'm excited. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I was going to be there is not a horn

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Speaker 1: there tonight. He is. I do believe he is? Scary

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Speaker 1: says no, I don't know. Okay, follow him on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: he says, I'll see you in Philly. Your seconds of

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Speaker 1: summer You're you're in so negative scary anyway, So all right,

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Speaker 1: what do you guys want to talk about? If you

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Speaker 1: had a fifteen minute morning show podcast, can we talk

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Speaker 1: about Gandhi's instant story? Her entire instant story is one

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Speaker 1: theme today? What is it? I haven't looked at it yet.

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Speaker 1: It is every time I looked up and wondered where

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Speaker 1: Scary was, I found him eating eating scary And it's

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Speaker 1: not it looks like if you didn't know us, it

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Speaker 1: one little take. No, I should as zoomed in on

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Speaker 1: So he went, oh my god. There was one time

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Speaker 1: Elvis in the other studio with Scotty Records next door. Here.

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Speaker 1: You kicked everybody out. She had to record you, Like

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Speaker 1: of the studio and made a right. Scary made a

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Speaker 1: her eating eating something the soup. You're so funny. The

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Speaker 1: hottest part was figuring out how to spell love. I

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Speaker 1: love food, but I want to say that when it

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Speaker 1: I will keep going back. You can't resist any food

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Speaker 1: Scary's favorite sound this time of year, of the sound

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Speaker 1: he would be right there. Hello. There's nothing like the

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Speaker 1: sound of cellophane creakling and that scissors cutting and opening

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Speaker 1: I mean it's all foods. It's all like summer sausages

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how they get it in here

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Speaker 1: makes a statement, It makes the statement eat me, and

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Speaker 1: Scary eats the entire thing. You've seen him, Danielle, He's

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Speaker 1: seen him many years in a row. It's kind of scary.

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Speaker 1: the Red Coats are coming. The Red Coats are coming.

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Speaker 1: Every year you can always count Scary. The summer sausage

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Speaker 1: is here, the sausage horse and rides through the stables

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Speaker 1: cheese like I loved to munch too. We all love

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Speaker 1: so number one, you were known as the show that eats.

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Speaker 1: there's not a problem. You remember the thirteen minute montage

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Speaker 1: you let's hear it for butter? Yes, butter and the

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Speaker 1: that's going home of other food that you brought in.

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Speaker 1: I know, but I see I want some of that back.

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Speaker 1: A tapeworm had to get inside you somehow? Over under

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Speaker 1: They're not Gandhi tell the story that you're telling on air,

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Speaker 1: And what are you doing? I'm gonna warm this up

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Speaker 1: that food? What a tease? But anyway, the telltale sign

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Speaker 1: Do you have it? Would you eat a tapeworm? Was good? Symptoms?

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Speaker 1: how do I get a tapeworm? Amazons? They're flat segmented

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Speaker 1: worms that live in the intestines of some animals. Animals

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Speaker 1: can become infected when grazing and pastures. You do that

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Speaker 1: raining outside, Speaking of love, I can. I could order

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Speaker 1: but I cannot order a tape warm. So your pet

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Speaker 1: my my, my paneer and Rice and I left two

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Speaker 1: whether or not Scary in fact has a tapeworm. It

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